Let's Talk About... Our Dream Horror Movies! Ep.36

[00:00:00] Hmmm, the right thing guys! Welcome back to Lets Talk About. Got Liam and Billy here once again! As always, not much Billy. Now then mate, how we doing? Fun bloody tastic lad. Great.. Suns beaming. Its fucking... its scandalous! 2 hot!

[00:00:20] In the UK it's even too cold or 2 hot! Exactly theres no in between, how the hell are you meeting anyone cause again it's been a while since we've done this. Asim good mate, busy but good! yourself. Happy days! And I not bad not bad, been

[00:00:32] bloody stag do yeah that was expensive and mind-numbing I was very very hungover after that yeah I would see a live podcast the other night oh yes yes he did yeah Jack may it's happy I was one of the reasons I wanted to do a podcast so

[00:00:49] how was it I was fucking hilarious yeah fucking like I said they don't need us to shout about they have fucking they're like one of the top podcasts in the UK so yeah if anyone wants to listen to and do it it's fucking hilarious

[00:00:59] yeah good laugh right then what the hell are we doing then because I've been waiting to do this one for a while you have you have this is your idea as well this one wasn't it so today guys we are doing our own horror movie now it's not

[00:01:14] gonna be the same as how we do like terrifying tales we're not gonna we haven't wrote the story or anything we're just gonna explain what will happen in the film so we basically we've got categories we've got like

[00:01:24] obviously the title of the film like our main our main characters director Spartan characters directors genre weapons and all that and then we've then we've got a little synopsis will call it for what would happen yes yeah so we just

[00:01:39] get cracking there then let's get cracking do you want to go first let's join me go first mate I'll let you go first what they should we just start straight away with the title yeah that's fire where right then make give

[00:01:49] us your tightly a film so my title is the curse of El Dorado oh now we're talking yes yeah I thought I'd base my film on obviously the lost city the golden city as they call it it's never found fair enough yeah simple

[00:02:05] enough minds a bit of a spin-off from it from an old film I think it was a play region actually so mine's called the milkman only knocks once you're already tell me this is going the milkman right okay the milkman only

[00:02:18] knocks once I'm intrigued to see what this is a spin-off of the postman only rings twice right I haven't met no I think I think the latest I think it's two films like I said I think was a play originally was Jack Nicholson in the

[00:02:31] last one I think that they're done of it but basically it's about us obviously a postman he has an affair with this woman in the color husband no yeah intriguing yeah you can murder the streamer what shall we go with next I

[00:02:43] think director mate I think that's important to follow the title I go for it then who's directing yours so I was really torn between two because of the type of film I've developed it into so originally I was gonna go with James

[00:02:54] one which he told me because I agree yeah he's fantastic with his horror films renowned for that and yeah he's great director he's made a lot of good films and then I also got torn between Ridley Scott for the type of film I'm going

[00:03:11] with so I'm kind of leaning towards Ridley Scott for the way that my idea has turned out it's yours in space she didn't just do aliens mate but the Martian she did the Martian that was fantastic film very good for me to the

[00:03:28] alien and alien government she sorry he did alien and covenants make the suns frying my brain really he did Prometheus yeah gangsters is it gangster gangsters yeah there's a fair which one you go with them I'm gonna go

[00:03:50] really Scott mate I think it fits a little more fair enough what I've gone for well like we've got no rules for this the people who people who are directing it or any can be dead alive whatever yes I've got what's great and directing my

[00:04:03] right West Craven can't go wrong with that yeah name off some films that he's done was done nine bar on the other street scream one of the best ever exactly yeah I mean I'm much better than I'm sure yes you read under some

[00:04:14] of the hills of eyes yeah yeah I mean you've got a brought around here it's a certain no offense to anyone from brought by the way they might say otherwise but not me that's a good show they won't be listening to this

[00:04:32] he is right exactly I reckon we go genre next thing I was gonna say go on then so I'm guessing it's gonna be some sort of possession days then so originally yes right but I've switched right thought not all horrors have to

[00:04:47] be possession and stuff you know a lot of a lot of people would expect me to go down that route and kind of when I did terrifying tales of grey lady a kind of

[00:04:55] when down the sort of roots of I wanted to switch it up a little bit try somewhat different so I've gone it's like a I mean it's adventure horror but it's it's like a supernatural sort of thing this is like a supernatural

[00:05:11] being yeah but it's it's like kind of aliens it's not demonic then yeah yeah not so much demonic I was an aliens that's why I've chosen Ridley Scott so the idea is obviously we'll get into it more in depth later but I'm just gonna leave

[00:05:30] it at that because I'll fall into the villain fair enough well back my head's short and sweet it's a slasher film to S. Craven had to be you know if you get a little director film has to be a slash it 100% exactly so that's simple

[00:05:42] enough for me scream like I said probably the best slasher movie ever yeah yeah it has to be doesn't it exactly did you see the new one yeah yeah I've seen

[00:05:51] them all did you like it yeah yeah I was a bit on the I wasn't a big fan of the series that they did on Netflix I wasn't a big fan I never watched it I wouldn't bother I wouldn't bother no I heard there's a somebody who will

[00:06:01] work with like scream obsessed and advise not to watch so I mean it wasn't terrible but it wasn't great at the same time yeah it's the thing with TV series I was taking a gamble true true right what do you want to do next I think maybe location

[00:06:16] yeah fair enough yeah so my location is it's a tricky one because obviously I've gone for the idea behind Eldorado now the history of where that's meant to be they always it derived from like Columbia so where but I've switched it

[00:06:33] because nobody's ever found it right those places like the Amazon and stuff like that were said to be but I've gone with I've gone a little further up north I've gone a Guatemala all right there's a reason behind that so it's not that

[00:06:46] Mayans fall into it as well fair enough yeah you are certainly mixing it up with it aren't you fucking I really have my hands on me it's an eclipse happening that's a fantastic idea so probably no surprise for my location in New York

[00:07:03] again yeah before you it's not in the cities like a suburb of New York New York suburb right okay okay okay you're not gonna get many milkmans in my night it's gonna be outside of like actual New York city very enough so

[00:07:19] yeah I just I like the place I can tell me yeah place of being shut up your song your theme song better be it's not so much a theme song with this man I've

[00:07:32] just chosen someone who I want to do it I don't know what it's gonna sound like but I want them to do it basically oh shit I've gone with an actual song well

[00:07:39] you that's fine it's just I feel like it fits we can mix it up with it's fine basically if we're going on that man next day man's gonna be short and sweetly and I'll just I want John carpet doing man yeah good show like a

[00:07:50] Halloween is one of the best hook and scars going in this definitely that and Friday the 13th I think they're there to yeah the front of the 13 was just I do yeah that's great so my song

[00:08:16] I'd like to go with John Williams but I'm not going to music I've gone with an actual song as my like movie theme song and it's called take what you want from me and listen to this line up mate I brought all all sort of age generations

[00:08:32] together post Malone Ozzy Osbourne Travis Scott right fair enough I was after a mix-up mate yeah it's actually a really good song what really annoyed me is I've known that song for it's been up for like four years now but

[00:08:45] they've just used it in the new craw trailer yeah fuck me off because I didn't even know before I did that and then I heard it again and I was like are you motherfuckers because I've already always said whenever I listen to

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[00:09:49] done location we've got to go down for the characters now aren't we yeah who do the main I do want to do followers before the main no we'll start with the main one yeah so let you go first so this is like this is like our final girl

[00:10:04] that's what I've got I don't know whether you have I've just gone for the I have gone for a female right because I love this person as an actor right she's extremely attractive fair enough to be fair you've picked the exact same reasons as me so

[00:10:16] probably pick different people I'd imagine yeah probably so I've gone with Anna de Amas don't remind me no no no no I'll be serious just search it mate I'm spelling that Anna yeah space DTE right our mass there we go

[00:10:42] yeah she's not done too many films as of yet but she's done a few and I've enjoyed her in every single one in every in acting and I mean you know blade runner blade runners a big one yeah fair point fair there's also a brilliant one she's

[00:10:58] done with Chris Chris Evans isn't he to be there he's been in a fulver actually oh it's like a murder mystery one how long ago it's out what knives out knives out oh no that's the one with Daniel Craig in that yes that's the

[00:11:15] one that's the one she was also in double-o7 actually and she's in the grey man that was good yes in the grey man yet great after me yeah she's class so and her I've got a bit of a background so she is an archaeologist archaeologist

[00:11:33] all right I fancy and fire who knows all of the legends about obviously elder ado and stuff and all plausible locations to where the city might be where other people aren't looking right so that's kind of her role she she is

[00:11:47] the one who who wants to do this who wants to find this city fair enough so yeah that's my main character I know do you want mine then yes please me so I've gone Sydney Sweeney hey of course you have to which expect anything less no

[00:12:08] slash a film Sydney sweet yeah yeah exactly yeah exactly so just some sort like weird background thing on her yeah yeah definitely like so basically she is she's the she's the main character but she's not the one who was getting

[00:12:22] murdered or anything okay yeah oh yeah I want to clarify this and the armast does not die in my film we've ruined it for us already and it's not even a fucking come out well you don't know what else happens spoilers yeah so she's she's the

[00:12:37] daughter of one of me supporting right okay right okay well I do yeah fair play all right then so do you want to move on with the supporting characters that are doing to your villain support and I go on the bottom so we've got

[00:12:51] four supporting characters who are going to be playing different roles in it yeah right so give give me you want to do one each of you just want to do far off the

[00:12:59] bounce each for off the bounce I got a new to your father now do mine so first up it's such a high profile one of these is gonna be Robert Downey junior I guarantee it it's actually not all right one of them will be Brad Pitt I

[00:13:13] guarantee it yes listen if you're to New York I'm going Brad Pitt yeah I had to include him in this I just thought it switches it up a little bit I've never seen I can't think of a horror Brad Pitt I suppose yeah but not to this

[00:13:30] extent though well actually well was he had to fair show because it does have its moments yeah okay zombies man he did a great job there it's good film so I've got my bread bread pit yes and I'm gonna explain the other one as well

[00:13:44] because they have the same background right he has a partner in this film and that is Emily Blunt fantastic door good no that's a good show what you're gonna tell us it do it again me yeah yeah yeah so these two are like serious

[00:14:07] Explorer adventures so they travel the world I know everywhere back to front so that's the main reason that Anna has asked them to join her in this quest so to find the city because of the amount of experience then they've got

[00:14:23] here we go so next up we've got a well cultured local who knows the area very well so well cultured local what from Mexico or from here so he's not from Mexico that was Guantamala whatever right but he's lived there for a long

[00:14:41] long time loves the area knows the area like the back of his hand no he's from America right fair enough Johnny death very different mate I thought I could see Johnny Depp in Mexico I don't know why

[00:14:57] just I just can think also know you won't know this what was the first film he was in yeah yeah I'm not my own street no fucking way that was the first film he was in

[00:15:07] no way oh man I'm gonna watch out back because I can't see that now he has a very big role in it mate I can't I can't pick are we on are we talking about the first one

[00:15:16] yeah the original one mate I can't think back that far when it gets pulled through the bed and fucking blood splattered on over the ceiling fuck off Johnny Depp fuck off where it just snaps

[00:15:25] in half and then it well it collapses in itself and then the blood just goes I'm gonna rewatch out mate I didn't know I've probably seen now like watching then I wouldn't

[00:15:33] have been as cultured in terms of acting obviously but that's crazy I didn't know that fucking hell as if that was his first film mate I didn't even see Johnny Depp was in the opening credits

[00:15:45] introducing Johnny Depp because I was I was about to sit I'm glad you've said that I'm gonna say it anyway but I didn't actually think he was in a horror film now I know he's in one of

[00:15:52] the biggest of all time well Swinny Toad is that a horror film he's in a lot of Tim Burton films you count them as horrors so do you count Beatlejuice in is that coming out do you

[00:16:04] know who fucking yeah it's just not a fun though it is good it is good but it's not well for the second one yeah no I'm the trailers unbelievable there's a beatlejuice too trailer

[00:16:15] and I'm yeah yeah all right on real I'll watch out it comes up from behind the little toy village probably not a full map so next up we have the investor so somebody who is going to fund

[00:16:30] the trip who's all about money this person's gonna fucking throw you off mate this is ridiculous so it's a wealthy investor funding the expedition Melissa McCarthy I'm just I'm pulling that face because right and this is a bit that I understand this is a very

[00:16:49] unpopular opinion I cannot stand that woman why not she's the most funny person in the world she's hilarious she's not she's not she's naturally she isn't right so picture right okay let me but

[00:17:02] she's not though mate mine's a curveball right going right there you've got a picture as a very wealthy investor right I'm trying to think of where a similar sort of thing has been done maybe Robin Williams in that fucking one hour photo did I say Robbie Williams then

[00:17:19] no you did say Robin Robbie Williams yeah that would have been bad maybe that's like that's not the thing in it because Robin Williams is probably not that was a bit fucking it's a good example yeah a lot of thriller vibes on this yeah it's

[00:17:33] like Vin Diesel and the pacifier but he did that really well actually no that's not sort of I know yeah I know what you said there so just a little different to what they were

[00:17:41] normally doing yeah yeah yeah sorry it's just an example mate okay carry on so Rives doing a voice on Toast 34 yeah very strange you know what he was he was this close

[00:17:58] to taking the place of Brad Pitt I was gonna do Keanu Reeves but then I thought I don't know how highly I'm rating and that's very oh here we go so right you've had an unpopular one but I'm

[00:18:09] allowed one as well fair play fair play but yours is wrong yeah but I don't see I don't see him fitting in this kind of film I don't know like I think he's got he's got that look on me

[00:18:19] he has the look exactly that's what I was gonna go down the villain route with him so I played I played support and then I was like hmm villain and then that isn't one of my favorite of films though

[00:18:31] metrics point break oh point break yeah fair play which is just a fasten the furious with surfboards instead of cars yeah yeah what was that other one he was in um I went down with a bus

[00:18:42] speed speed that's a fucking good one I enjoyed that then the ruined it by a brilliant speed yeah do you know do you know only good thing about speaking was willing to fall

[00:18:50] yeah willing to force brilliant because he's kind of he was nearly my villain yeah he was nearly mine mate but because I've kind of used his sort of character in terrifying tales

[00:19:03] he's been Dracula really um that's not a spoiler either out there I already know that one from the last one uh do you know what let's just remind me of I'm sorry I'm going off topic but I have

[00:19:11] to have to mention off topic all the time it's fine you ever seen non-stop Liam Neeson I don't think so he's on a plane there's a guy with a bomb he's an air marshal who's like oh yeah

[00:19:22] yes yes yes I have yeah that that is should be a speed like what you call it runoff spin off spin off they go runoff so anyway yeah Melissa McCarthy very wealthy person very serious and then obviously once she gets thrown into specific scenarios that changes drastically

[00:19:39] and she becomes the Melissa McCarthy that we all know and most of us love today fair play fair play good shout good shout going on over you got me Jesus Christ so now I've got one so I've got

[00:19:52] Neve Campbell yeah obviously Cindy from in Scream yeah yeah so she's gonna be your Sydney Sweeties man of course obviously and then I've got Jamie Lee Curtis of course obviously again yeah but yeah it's it's just a legend's man it's just a blend isn't it

[00:20:11] so Jamie Lee Curtis so she's gonna be the grandmother right yeah so she's the oldest exactly yep yeah and then uh the third one I've got Heather Langenkamp obviously from that right on the street yeah yeah and she's gonna be that she's gonna be the like the auntie

[00:20:27] is that all females are yeah but that's only the first three this is a family as well isn't it yeah yeah and then for me fourth and final one I've got Jake Gyllenhaal

[00:20:37] what is your obsession mate can't be helped same as you I don't know what slash I was in do you think the zodiac yeah yeah yeah that's it yeah that's it I mean that's more of a

[00:20:49] thriller than it's yeah no it's another slash but I was just I was just thinking now I've seen him in something but I don't know what it is that's related but yeah yeah but basically he's

[00:20:58] gonna be the neighbour and like local copper oh sound yeah that's better yeah that's because I'm thinking he was part of this family yeah right no he's not part of the family he's just like you say

[00:21:07] he's I'd be weird if he was part of the family he's he's the male yeah yeah all right yeah I like that right then that's what that brings on the whole villain it does so this I really struggled with

[00:21:20] mate because originally obviously I was gonna go down possession and I was gonna do a demon right and obviously I'll bail and fucking Zozo and all that came my head and I thought that's fucking

[00:21:31] to Zozo you mean Zozo never another demon Zozo don't think so I've had a Zozo from the exorcist and that okay yeah yeah no Zozo anyway I'm sure everyone will let you know who that is after this

[00:21:42] comes out no that we'll save that for another episode um so yeah I struggled I thought that was too generic just going down the demon route it's been done too many times fair play

[00:21:55] so I don't know I can't really name there's no actor I'm gonna act for it well this this is turning out well in mate no I went with so the idea behind mine is I've got to be careful so I don't explain

[00:22:08] the story at the same time um mines come out not not from this planet it's been here a long long long long time right just hidden without giving any spoilers away it's like a war of the world

[00:22:21] sort of thing oh good show yeah kind of kind of yeah not not that far advanced though this is just a thing yeah fair enough okay so this is like an alienoid creature doesn't look like an alien

[00:22:33] all right I know I've gone riddly Scott doesn't don't don't have a zenimorph picture in your mind because I don't want it to look anything like that yeah but this is the thing that alien can be

[00:22:41] fucking anything yeah it's like if you see nup I'm gonna use AI generator and fucking generate fair enough have you seen nop though no yeah no no but I was I was going to watch it that's kind

[00:22:53] of new isn't it yeah a couple years ago yeah I think this is newest one yeah yeah yeah no I haven't seen I was close to that time in the farmland and shit isn't it yeah watch it because that's an alien

[00:23:02] yeah nothing like an alien yeah yeah well that's kind of the idea that watch it though it's unreal right okay I'll watch that I was I was going to perform it I don't know why I didn't

[00:23:11] watch your twine yeah so yeah alienoid creature right fair enough then that makes I'll allow it yeah I'll allow it it was it was difficult for me because I didn't want to go down

[00:23:25] I could have just gone with a demon yeah when you said you didn't have an actor though then I was thinking right you're taking the piss now what yeah I wanted a creature I wanted if you

[00:23:32] if you want an actor that looks like it little Kevin's right again another one you have an obsession with you say about me you you have an obsession with at least three blocks hey Robert the

[00:23:42] only junior Brad Pitt Luke Evans exactly I do like them I do I'm very fond of them yeah yeah well it's like they would you're chilling or so leave me alone all right yeah fair point

[00:23:51] oh no I do that exactly right do you want my villain then yes please so we've got Bill Skarsgard Bill Skarsgard why is that Pennywise oh fucking oh yeah all right okay oh god so he's the milkman

[00:24:04] so this is a genuine milkman yeah it's a genuine milkman I like it I like it was a genuine postman the next thing yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he's the milkman okay he jobs are milked off every other

[00:24:15] morning fucking slasher right okay all right then next bit just a weapon of choice again some I struggled with heavily met well yeah obviously given that now I mean some sort of

[00:24:28] laser beam no no lasers no technology involved in this thing um is that a man control then well I was going I was gonna go down uh like a chameleon type power but then I thought that's predator

[00:24:40] so I can't really go with that well no because chameleons change colors predator goes invisible so you wouldn't you wouldn't hold it against me what how many weapons are we allowed here

[00:24:51] because this thing is like it's not from this world man well so it's almost a weapon within itself and isn't it yeah yes okay so I'm gonna go with the ability to yeah we're going you're going

[00:25:01] in yeah how you can have it some sort of certain ability so it's like chameleon right so it's blending with its surroundings so it's like camouflage yes basically yeah yeah and obviously naturally

[00:25:12] yeah it's my alien it's got fucking razor sharp long-ass teeth claws multiple arms and a big ass tail thing whatever yeah I've got it in my head fair enough so yeah but its main power is that

[00:25:27] that chameleon because of where this is going to actually be which I might have some sort of jungle I'll rainfall this to someone yeah he'll see he'll see yes but it's not going to be in the city

[00:25:37] as it would need to camouflage no no it is in the jungle but it's we're not gonna see it in the jungle right fair enough it's been locked away somewhere right fair enough then fair enough

[00:25:49] don't mind man difficult yes I mean here we go so it's a broken milk bottle on a stick oh for fucks sake I thought he was gonna say like I don't know no in fact no we'll take this stick away it's just

[00:26:01] like a broken milk bottle you know you'd stab someone in the neck with like a bottle of yeah yeah it's just a broken milk bottle it works I mean it's perfect isn't it the milk man exactly

[00:26:12] I've never had an idea like that in the horror film the milk man well I was very torn because I was I was thinking I was thinking do I get our landlord bloom and have it as the calcium kid too

[00:26:27] fucks sake good shout a good idea that would have been a little hilarious kid no but I've seen of it like you know what I mean he's a milk man in his box and us is actually a milk man as well

[00:26:38] yeah it's a milk man in the box so I'd like I said I really told you the idea of doing that doing a sequel to that you don't like all that noblin do you I don't mind him it's terrible

[00:26:46] I think that's someone else I'm a massive fan of him but I mean he's not terrible yeah I wouldn't spit on him if I say them out of course so we've got a milk man yeah with a shattered milk bottle that is just coming for your

[00:26:56] jugular vein basically yeah fair play fair play has he got infinite milk bottles you know because as I just don't want to just don't when he's left on the milk floors searching the fridge and that milk bottles only yeah it has to be milk bottles oh yeah

[00:27:14] nothing else no cookballs nothing like that no no no no shit it's milk right that's class all I can see is a puddle of milk and blood yeah exactly it's like a strawberry milkshake

[00:27:27] right then mate do you want to give us a little brief synopsis of what your film is yeah so it starts off we've got an idea mass that's just a name I actually got with names yeah no

[00:27:39] I love that like I was going to say to you like we're not we're not doing character names so we'll just get lost yeah we'll get lost yeah so she goes to she's doing all this

[00:27:47] elderado search research and stuff and then she sees this woman in the library who is macaque miss macafe doing research on elderado the city goes over speaks to her about it blah blah blah finds out she's an investor tells her about plausible locations mentions that everybody's

[00:28:05] looking in South America she doesn't believe it's there she believes it was part of the Mayan society right and she believes that there's a pyramid that's not been found yet and that is

[00:28:19] the city of elderado within the pyramid itself so they pull together a team you get Brad Pitt you get Emily Blunt and then Johnny Depp who's a local they're getting touch without there who sorts out

[00:28:30] there where they're going to be staying and stuff and you know it's the area so you can get them yeah yeah exactly that so you get some access in there so fly over blah blah blah and quite

[00:28:42] and they do let's just say Brad Pitt for example and Emily Blunt they have this thermal imagery thing or whatever and they find that there's something under the ground of somewhere a large structure let's say I don't know what it's so narrow I don't know what

[00:28:55] yeah yeah that sort of stuff and and so miss macafe gets this team together she pulls in like this I don't know construction work as whatever to start digging down until they actually hit something and straight away they see an entrance that goes down and in

[00:29:15] ancient Latin or Mayan language whatever and I'm not actually sure what the word is it's probably not made yeah it says elderado they're all celebrating whoa whoa we found it

[00:29:29] we found it we found a blah blah blah blah and then it's a case of hang on we don't actually know if this is it or not is it all underground and then they figure out an entrance where they dig

[00:29:38] some more and they decide take it upon them and go inside to feel like Brad and Emily are good enough explorers that believe that they're safe in doing so they've explored caves whatever

[00:29:52] so go inside they find lots of gold lots of obviously the city of gold lots of ancient scripts and stuff start seeing like what do you call it like hieroglyphs yeah sort of things on

[00:30:05] the walls about the story of a meteorite that fell out of the sky and landed exactly in that spot when it killed all the dinosaurs oh good curveball that's in Mexico as well wasn't it

[00:30:16] believe so that was actually a bit oh I like that there we go that'll do that meteor landed there and they as they see some more they see this sort of creature

[00:30:28] blowing a pony to the wall I have to make it real mate I'm trying to picture myself as if I'm there seeing the hieroglyphs and they see like this sort of creature looking thing they just take it as

[00:30:43] obviously it's the Mayans they believed in all these crazy things demons and stuff as they got deeper and deeper on the ground there was more gold there was more like loads of things and the gold on the hieroglyphs whatever they let's say Johnny Depp he's a

[00:30:58] translator as well he knows the culture well that'll do very much better than it was ago aren't we yes I have an idea but little bits are just for me and then they see that it's a

[00:31:11] they sort of worship where this meteorite landed because they give them all this gold and things and that's how they've built this area and then they start figuring out that the mines believed or it says that there was something inside of the meteorite

[00:31:25] they had entrapped within the the deepest depths of the pyramid where all the gold is there's even more gold down there because they haven't been able to dig around because there's creatures trapped

[00:31:35] there yeah so they don't believe that obviously they cut that out even if so we're talking thousands of years anyway so as they get further down they there's a big collapsed area they find this

[00:31:48] tiny little crevice and they're able to crawl through it uh miss mccarthy struggles a little bit there's just a whole moment in there there's obviously scenes with her that they're gonna

[00:31:56] be funny aren't they i have to throw them in there right fair enough and then they get into this one section and it's just beyond the eyes it's just gold everywhere it's like a maze

[00:32:06] literally is a maze in there um like a little labyrinth labyrinth oh love that word yeah labyrinth in there thanks for your music he's helping me out here guys as we go and then they start

[00:32:19] to hear things there's noises is this that um what sort of noises can we have an example oh you bastard just i mean i know i said dinosaurs with christ it's not a dinosaur it's an alien but i don't

[00:32:35] i don't know just there's dinosaurs might have been aliens there's a lot of the i like the predator sound mate i do want a bit of that in there just a bit of that it's not like a dolphin

[00:32:46] i'm not doing a dolphin there's not happening there anyway they hear these things they're wondering what the f*** it is they're saying it's probably animals or something that's living down there so just dismiss it until mr johnny depp sees like something as it looks like it's moving yeah

[00:33:04] camouflage it's the alien yeah i'm just calling it an alien moving um like a blur like i think it's yeah basically like on predator yeah miss mccarthy is explaining that she's too tired to go any further

[00:33:18] who goes she'll catch up so she gets uh one of the one of the deck chair what are they called those outdoor chairs or a camping chair a camping chair yeah a foldable camping chair brad gives

[00:33:30] one of them she has a sit down they continue forward and then there's lots of screaming this that the other happens miss mccarthy disappears they go back they can't find her anywhere but

[00:33:42] do see that a trail of blood is leaving up the wall so now they start to panic problem is they're in a labyrinth they don't know what the f*** to do they're trying to make a

[00:33:50] phone call to the team security whatever the f*** they're up there and they can't get any signal whatsoever can't find the way out the labyrinth start hearing the noises more and more and more

[00:34:00] um ebbly and brad have a whole moment and stuff uh johnny death he has there's a few funny scenes that i throw in there with him as well he eventually gets killed as well he sort of leads us straight

[00:34:12] from the group as he's running from something that he'd seen can he run away like jack sparrow he runs exactly like jack sparrow that's okay then i will happily watch it now just for that

[00:34:21] yeah the first and everything made the f***ing all of it mate uh it gets killed but they don't know that at this point it just vanished um and then it isn't until they find like this so there's

[00:34:37] just emily brad and anna the armass i just call it anna right she deserves the full name it's class name they find where like the main section is as if where the meat you are right the stroke i

[00:34:52] know this has been massive for me but i'm just focusing on a little sort of delve that's there and they find like this sort of diamond block whatever but it's some sort of capital i'm

[00:35:03] guessing yeah yeah um and as they pick it up it sort of lets off a a wave of energy something yeah a wolf yeah a big wolf um the whole flying yeah yeah everyone just gets thrown back by it and

[00:35:24] there's confusion stuff the pyramid starts to as if the labyrinth starts to move um well it does start to move right it's like like a like a um switch the stairs on a report

[00:35:36] like the stairs on a report that'll do mate um chris no chris uh brad and um emily right they get uh have a moment where they see this thing and it lands in front of the anna's

[00:35:54] holding this thing trying to analyze it they figure out what the f*** it is and what's going on right um creature lands and it goes from obviously we've only seen it on the screen

[00:36:04] so to say as a chameleon things you can't even see it properly yeah yeah that's like the blur yeah yeah so it stops and all of that sort of just deteriorates and it's just stood there stands up

[00:36:14] this thing's huge let's say 15 feet in height uh 25 feet in length tail right fair enough but it's only tails twice as long as it may be tails mate yeah carry on big ass tails and it's on two feet as well right carry on

[00:36:36] so it's a snake relax mate kind of yeah and uh lots of weird like looking hands i can't explain it we're just gonna i'll i'll try and invent an image mate get it on the thing fair enough

[00:36:49] um oh s*** here because you can use your app thing for this yeah yeah but i'll look at it like oh this is gonna be good now yeah let's have a statement i can get you

[00:36:58] thinking well i know man works man with a piece of piece you're gonna milk bottle mate yeah exactly you're gonna f***ing make an alien yeah that's not gonna be easy mate um you can do that next

[00:37:06] thing you're f***ing app thing i want to see some Bill Skas guy with a broken lip bottle um they see it sort of as it roars at them there's a johnny depth head just sort of comes

[00:37:18] flying out at the same time it's very sort of almost a skeleton now just half of his face there looking at them so they scream in a moment of panic Anna's a little bit further away

[00:37:27] whilst analyzing looks realizes they both run the opposite way and that goes after them so Anna picks up the device and she tries to make her way out and then it would switch back over

[00:37:39] to Brad and Emily being chased by this thing they have a moment they stop they think they've lost it and then it would on that that scene in specific you know just sort of jump behind

[00:37:51] them but it's still camouflage right there's a moment where the both look up there and just grabs them and f***ing tears from apartment horrific horrific scene and what is it real credits no right i've still got Anna

[00:38:06] don't worry about anyone listening i don't say brief synopsis here sorry we're getting a save by scene then you have the moment where Anna's she finds like where the entrance to the staircase let's say ramp whatever that leads back out of the pyramid is

[00:38:23] she can see that and then just as she's about to head through the door boom drops down from f*** knows where all right loses its chameleon form again um reappears screams in her face but as

[00:38:34] it screams at her she f***ing throws the crystallized ball whatever the f*** not in the shape of a ball just big ass sharp crystal net right throws it in its mouth and then it just starts to scream a lot of energy and then boom

[00:38:51] gone fair enough fair enough and then we have a whole and then roll credits Anna yeah but Anna comes out with pyramid and uh so he notices everyone above was dead as well

[00:39:01] so it obviously gone up and killed everything so if she hadn't killed it it would have got out some big alien moles like a thing yeah yeah yeah so exactly that me yeah Jesus Christ then roll credits right fair enough me

[00:39:18] oh well I'm gonna I've just decided that we're going to stick a vote on the instagram me if people can vote for which one the driver wants yeah no but I've got a sort of them

[00:39:27] national treasure um slash the mummy vibes from that oh the mummy yeah that's right see wait yeah yeah yeah i'm thinking as well i was in national treasure looking for the city of gold yeah yeah there's another one oh the journey to the center of the earth

[00:39:41] kind of like that as well yeah yes long time sort of lines fair play mate fair play you put some f***ing thought into that mate i did do you want mine then yes let's go since we've gone 35 minutes it's gonna be more

[00:39:55] comedy to yours mate I didn't think of any comedic part really for mine no there's no comedy to mine no you just got to have a thought of it just the table yeah right then so we start off

[00:40:06] Bill Skarsgard he is uh so he's been accused of a murder right he didn't do and he didn't do right so but he's having obviously having trouble getting a f***ing job

[00:40:18] so he actually didn't do no he didn't do it okay he didn't do it so like i said but then he's having trouble getting a job so obviously been accused of murder and all this left right in

[00:40:25] center yeah so then but he knows g8 gilling all obviously he was the copper okay and he's the one who's charging for it yeah right obviously then obviously with the evidence to came out of

[00:40:34] everything he realized he wasn't him yeah so he feels bad for him so he gets him a job as a milkman right down where he lives okay so obviously he's delivering milk every day and what have you just

[00:40:43] happy days or what have you or not yeah and then obviously he sees so he sees neve Campbell and he's thinking that's not bad yeah exactly so then but then the next then he buggers off

[00:40:56] obviously and then that's all he's thinking about is there and he comes obviously a couple of days later obviously dropping the milk off again just put it on the door put it on the door step

[00:41:05] knocks once yeah he does knocks once yeah exactly exactly so then well then he sees indy swiney yeah and he's thinking the f***ing hell that was all right that definitely is

[00:41:16] and he becomes obsessed he's a player all right so he becomes obsessed yeah so then he's dropping milk off every day i f*** him peering through the windows and what have you this is like me if i knew

[00:41:25] where i'm at the homeless live man so peering through windows and what have you and then um then he gets caught by jimmy leaker it's obviously like she's the grandma but obviously she's hard as

[00:41:38] f*** right yeah yeah she's very much like lory strode basically without being a yeah so hard as f*** so seracotta no lory strode dickhead um yeah so she's f***ing she says in tells him you know

[00:41:53] go and f*** yourself and all that some whatever your threatens him and whatever your knees like you should have been you'd have to have a bastard why is she got she got a boyfriend was it just

[00:41:59] protective grandma just protective grandma is there some f***ers peering through your f***ing windows you do there's a matter of this is jim the peering oh oh right okay right this makes it

[00:42:09] yeah yeah yeah sorry i got lost okay need to clarify sorry sorry sorry yes that's what i was thinking i was like hang on look is it yeah right okay yeah so she threatens him tells him where to go

[00:42:19] latin what have you is he older as well no you built skyscrapers okay yeah yeah yeah yeah seracotta sorry shut up come on tell the f***ing story go on yeah so then f***ing

[00:42:33] i said never lagging can turns up obviously she's the antley again i had to f*** and what have you so then obviously they've caught him a couple of times out peering through the windows and

[00:42:41] what have you trying to sneak in into the house and what have you exactly proper start with vibes yeah no so then obviously they go to jay jill and all next door obviously tell him look you need

[00:42:51] to f***ing arrest this twat and he's like well you know he feels bad so he's like you know he plays it off right but i don't like it's not that bad it's fine it's fine to keep alone yeah which is obviously

[00:43:01] wrong yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm very much making this up on the spot as well so i was in a milkman he decides one day see he sees sydney swinney bugger off to wherever she's

[00:43:12] going and then see the three of them it's still in the house i see she's like all right f***ing i'm just gonna just gonna take him out and then i can do what i want with her and take her wherever

[00:43:18] i'm going stick her in the back of the milk float you f***ing hell i'm gonna wave very fast but it doesn't matter i'm just yeah tied up with some milk crate so it'll be sound okay so so he drops

[00:43:30] the milk off and he knocks obviously knocks on the door but then he hides around the corner wait in front to open it right and then see he stood there with his other bottle yeah so yeah

[00:43:39] so the heavy lagen cam opens the door he comes flying around the corner milk bottle to the neck yeah and full on shit for it right throat slit yeah like the hell i said then but yeah so throat

[00:43:49] slit and everything f***ing screaming whatever you want not obviously gilinally's not there he's at work is this just out out the front as well no no so he's in the doorway gone into the house

[00:43:58] yeah so he slammed the door shut yeah then he's chasing them to around the house obviously kills that kills both of them eventually yeah f***ing hell yeah exactly milk bottle straight the juggler then yeah yeah yeah just kills both milk bottles straight to the neck have it

[00:44:11] not even straight in the face mate no no no just straight to the neck job done simple as that exactly so then Sidney Swainy comes home from wherever the hell she's been haven't decided

[00:44:19] i can't be bothered obviously comes in f***ing family dead yeah and then he's just sat on a bed like holding the milk bottle so she's f***ing that screaming of dead so yeah

[00:44:30] we've been running running through the outside you do you know even though gran or run upstairs did he had a stupid idea yeah yeah that's what happens yeah it's true exactly so then she climbs

[00:44:40] out onto the roof as you would yeah exactly so then he's following him milk bottling his mouth like me stupid bastard then jake gilinally pulls back in right later on now he's finished work

[00:44:51] yeah obviously she's screaming f***ing what i'm hearing he's like what the hook's going on season with milk bottling his mouth shoots him in the head milk bottling his mouth shoots him in the head shoots him in the head he falls off the roof

[00:45:05] fine we're gonna turn up we'll have a ladder to get her down yeah even though she couldn't just come back in the wind about that's never what happens yeah it's true well fine we're gonna turn up get her down and then jake gilinally just he just becomes a

[00:45:18] a mess because he could have stopped it yeah f***ing hell sh** because he wouldn't listen to that was very simplified compared to my mate yeah well i know that's why i said brief but ten minutes were nearly an hour this

[00:45:32] must be half an hour to you on this one yeah yeah it was i know yeah it's f***ing far already cheese i know it's what yeah right then mate i think we're done that way yeah fair play fair play so there'll

[00:45:43] be a poll up on the instagram where this comes out and you can vote for whichever one you'd rather watch yeah yeah let us know your favorite parts and your favorite characters as well exactly

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