#18 - The Letter W
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#18 - The Letter W

Where do words come from? Each week we look at the old, new, and curious to find out. Who created Budweiser's Whassup advert? Where would you find Witches Knickers? When might you have the Woofits? What sport is known as Whiff-Waff? Whose coat of arms has three squirrels? Get the answers in this week's episode of The Thicktionary with Damien St John and Paul Gannon. Get in touch @thickpodcast

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Where do words come from? Each week we look at the old, new, and curious to find out. Who created Budweiser's Whassup advert? Where would you find Witches Knickers? When might you have the Woofits? What sport is known as Whiff-Waff? Whose coat of arms has three squirrels? Get the answers in this week's episode of The Thicktionary with Damien St John and Paul Gannon. Get in touch @thickpodcast

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[00:00:00] And have you noticed now when you go into shops in this country, we're supposed to take our bags for life.

[00:00:04] I keep forgetting they're on the hook on the back of the kitchen door.

[00:00:07] I do the same.

[00:00:08] When you buy your 5p carrier bag, each one now comes with a look of disdain.

[00:00:14] The Letter W

[00:00:26] Hey thanks for checking out The Thicktionary, I appreciate it. If you enjoy what you're about

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[00:00:37] you can go to Thicktionary.com. All right I called you, Paul Gannon, Wombling.

[00:00:42] So I'm going to go ahead and guess that it's got something to do with the Wombles.

[00:00:47] Is it that I like to pick up litter?

[00:00:49] Womble in this case, belt W-A-M-B-L-E. The verb to Womble is the noise given to a rumbling

[00:00:56] stomach. All right that's fair enough. What's that coming over the hill is it Paul Gannon?

[00:01:02] Yeah it very likely is.

[00:01:03] It's also to move unsteadily or to feel nausea. The Orangins of Womble, W-A-M-B-L-E. I

[00:01:09] suppose you could say Wamble but I'm pretty sure it's Womble.

[00:01:12] Please say Womble, I like it.

[00:01:13] It comes from around the 131350, comes from an obscure Norwegian word,

[00:01:18] Wambler meaning to stagger. It's an uncommon surname, Wamble but it does exist.

[00:01:22] Yeah.

[00:01:23] It's also recorded as Twemmler and Twamly. The Wamble coat of arms features a knight,

[00:01:27] a yellow chevron and three squirrels.

[00:01:30] Excellent, that's the kind of shield I can get behind.

[00:01:33] Well it's funny you say that actually because the Gannon coat of arms is very similar.

[00:01:36] Is it?

[00:01:37] But you've got three lions.

[00:01:38] Well that's all right, I mean I honestly would prefer the squirrels, I think that's much more me.

[00:01:43] Yeah you've got those lazy cricket lions, yeah to really stretch down.

[00:01:47] The ones that have the kind of one arm stretched back, one crunched.

[00:01:50] Yeah that's you man. Yeah poised to attack. Anyway that is the verb to Wamble.

[00:01:54] Well I just picked Wunderkind because it was clever to be a W word but say it with a V.

[00:01:58] I mean really that's all it came down to. If you don't know what it means,

[00:02:01] it means a person who achieves great success when relatively young.

[00:02:05] Would you say that was true? Would you say you peaked in your 20s?

[00:02:07] I kind of did actually. The biggest radio station I ever worked on was when I was 20 years old.

[00:02:13] Yeah.

[00:02:13] It's been sort of sideways slash downhill slash a bit ups.

[00:02:17] So that ski my career is like ski Sunday.

[00:02:19] Okay yeah.

[00:02:19] Basically.

[00:02:20] With the same theme to you.

[00:02:21] But I'm poised to go back to the top any minute like a cold spring just you wait.

[00:02:25] You wait it's like a jack-in-the-box.

[00:02:27] Curfewr cranking that dial and eventually bam you're there.

[00:02:30] So Wunderkind is a natural German word.

[00:02:32] Yeah and I was thinking of other Wunderkinds.

[00:02:34] Peter Cook's probably one peaked in his mid 20s when he was writing you know

[00:02:38] Beyond the Fringe and for Kenneth Williams and things like that.

[00:02:41] Chesney Hawks.

[00:02:42] Chesney Hawks exploded bros.

[00:02:45] I mean we're looking at geniuses they lit they burnt too brightly.

[00:02:49] Kelly Brook.

[00:02:50] Don't know.

[00:02:51] I'm not spoken to her.

[00:02:52] I don't know what she's up to.

[00:02:53] I think she's working in a Walmart right now.

[00:02:57] And this is the Wifwaf podcast.

[00:02:58] Wifwaf in the 1880s was a sport.

[00:03:02] It's like tennis.

[00:03:03] Like table tennis.

[00:03:04] Okay.

[00:03:05] Before table tennis got onto bats and rackets and things like that and paddles.

[00:03:08] They were using cues.

[00:03:10] That's strange to me because that wouldn't make the Wifwaf sound.

[00:03:13] I presume no the name he comes from.

[00:03:15] So the Wifwaf name comes right at the end of the whole process.

[00:03:18] Oh.

[00:03:18] Wifwaf is essentially table tennis which started off with cues.

[00:03:22] Bats came in around 1890.

[00:03:24] If you're looking for an illustration go to the Christmas advert for Jacques and Son.

[00:03:29] They're promoting an exciting new version of table tennis called Gossamer.

[00:03:32] Wow.

[00:03:33] Which would eventually fold into Ping Pong which is a registered trademark of Hamley Brothers in 1900.

[00:03:38] Then a couple of months later Slasinger went this Ping Pong slash table tennis thing

[00:03:43] got slash Gossamer thing is going crazy.

[00:03:46] We totally have to jump on the bandwagon.

[00:03:48] But as companies do they go but we need our own name for it.

[00:03:51] Right.

[00:03:51] So Slasinger registered as a trademark Wifwaf.

[00:03:55] Did it take them all of two minutes to come up with that?

[00:03:58] Yes they took the Wif, the gust of wind generated from the swift wave of a hand

[00:04:02] and the Waf coming from the Scottish word to Wafd.

[00:04:06] Obviously.

[00:04:06] So pretty easy.

[00:04:08] Well this is a thing if they're going to just name sports after onomatopoeic sound

[00:04:11] and you've got Wifwaf Ping Pong I'm surprised football wasn't called Biffbuff.

[00:04:15] Ding dong.

[00:04:17] That's a knocked around ginger whatever you call it.

[00:04:19] And Boris Johnson famously quoted Wifwaf in his Olympic speech back in 2012.

[00:04:24] Right.

[00:04:24] But Wifwaf came after Ping Pong which came after the name Table Tennis.

[00:04:28] You think he was talking about riffraff but got a list on that particular speech?

[00:04:31] I think so yes.

[00:04:32] Yes.

[00:04:33] Time for this week's word workout on the dictionary we are doing the letter W.

[00:04:38] It's an anagram of a band Paul Gannon and everyone listening at home yeah you just

[00:04:42] swig on your coffee.

[00:04:43] I'm very dry throated today.

[00:04:44] What is it?

[00:04:44] Larte?

[00:04:45] Yeah of course it always is.

[00:04:47] Your anagram of a band Wail, W-H-A-L-E, tyres, T-I-R-E-S.

[00:04:53] It's a band.

[00:04:54] Okay.

[00:04:54] Wail tyres.

[00:04:55] Wail, that could be the name of a band for all I know in itself.

[00:04:58] Probably is it probably will be in the future.

[00:05:00] Here we go.

[00:05:01] Hey fancy a game?

[00:05:03] Fancy a W game?

[00:05:04] Oh right then.

[00:05:05] Wicked.

[00:05:06] The game is What's In A Name.

[00:05:11] These are people who go by their middle name rather than their forename.

[00:05:14] Okay.

[00:05:14] And the addition of a middle name became common amongst royalty and aristocracy

[00:05:18] around about the 17th century.

[00:05:20] So before that they were just called one, two, oi, little.

[00:05:24] That's a very strange name to have.

[00:05:26] Short.

[00:05:27] Yeah.

[00:05:28] Brad Pitt what was his original first name?

[00:05:29] Became the W.

[00:05:31] Whalen.

[00:05:32] Is incorrect William.

[00:05:34] So close.

[00:05:34] William Bradley Pitt.

[00:05:35] Number two.

[00:05:36] Will Ferrell had a different first name that began with J.

[00:05:39] What was it?

[00:05:40] It did be the J.

[00:05:42] James.

[00:05:42] Incorrect John.

[00:05:44] Walter Willis is better known as who?

[00:05:47] John.

[00:05:47] Bruce Willis.

[00:05:48] Oh balls.

[00:05:51] Warren Beatty first name original first name beginning with an H.

[00:05:55] Humperdink.

[00:05:55] Henry Beatty.

[00:05:57] You can see kind of why he changed it.

[00:05:59] I can see why he changed it.

[00:05:59] Because I think that is a word.

[00:06:01] Henry Beatty.

[00:06:02] Yeah Henry Beatty.

[00:06:03] It's the act of making love to small animals.

[00:06:06] And finally, Awesome Wells surname Wells with a W first name for Awesome Wells.

[00:06:10] Was Jacob.

[00:06:11] Incorrect George.

[00:06:13] Oh so close.

[00:06:13] I didn't give you the letter so reasonably close.

[00:06:15] Poor guy didn't you scored zero slash five.

[00:06:17] Possibly my best today.

[00:06:23] Time for this week's big four words on the dictionary.

[00:06:25] If you enjoy these and you've got a future word for a future episode,

[00:06:28] feel free to send it to us on Twitter at Thickpodcast

[00:06:31] or send it to us on the Facebook machine.

[00:06:34] Number one.

[00:06:35] Here we go.

[00:06:37] You might run out of the studio when I do this.

[00:06:39] Go on.

[00:06:40] Weather.

[00:06:42] Yeah I'm going to get my coat.

[00:06:44] I'm leaving.

[00:06:46] I'm doing a fake haircut.

[00:06:46] Do you remember that though?

[00:06:48] Yeah I do remember the Budweiser.

[00:06:50] What's up?

[00:06:50] What's up?

[00:06:53] Contender for the most annoying phrase of all time.

[00:06:56] I would argue that the Budweiser commercial was the last viral commercial

[00:07:00] of the non-internet era.

[00:07:02] If you think about it, 99 till like 2003.

[00:07:04] I would agree with that yeah.

[00:07:05] I don't think much came after that.

[00:07:07] It was first coined the phrase Waddaap

[00:07:09] in a short film called True

[00:07:11] that featured Charleston the third

[00:07:13] and his childhood friends Fred Thomas, Paul Williams, Terry Williams

[00:07:16] and Kevin Lofton.

[00:07:17] Then a guy works for an ad agency,

[00:07:20] saw it and went oh this would be Wickey for Budweiser.

[00:07:23] Was he a white man?

[00:07:24] I don't know it doesn't say.

[00:07:25] I'm going to go and presume he's a white man in marketing.

[00:07:27] Wikipedia does not say that he was a white man.

[00:07:30] Anyway so he took you to Anheuser Bush who owned Budweiser.

[00:07:32] They went love it.

[00:07:33] They went back to the guy and one of his friends said he didn't want to be in it

[00:07:36] so they just cast another guy.

[00:07:38] That guy was Scott Martin Brooks.

[00:07:40] You go on the computer.

[00:07:41] Was the stand-in?

[00:07:43] Right for the guy who said I'm not going to go down with the corporate machine.

[00:07:46] You know and I don't know but you have to wonder when someone turns down a lot of money to be famous

[00:07:50] if there's plenty to hide.

[00:07:51] Like he's had a bit of a suspicious history.

[00:07:54] I just don't know but it must have got you know what fame.

[00:07:56] No it's not for me.

[00:07:57] Is this profiling Damien?

[00:07:59] I'm interested.

[00:08:00] No, I'm not.

[00:08:01] This is profiling.

[00:08:03] Hi, voice getting higher.

[00:08:04] So yeah one of the most popular viral videos of all time before the internet.

[00:08:08] Waddaap.

[00:08:09] Right my w-word is Wabbit.

[00:08:13] Oh I see what you've done man.

[00:08:14] See what I did there?

[00:08:15] You've gone for another speech impediment one.

[00:08:17] Kind of basically yes but I did pick Wabbit because I was going to think

[00:08:20] Elmer Thud get into talking about that because I'm a big fan.

[00:08:23] But also I found that it's a Scottish term.

[00:08:24] Originally in the late 19th century of unknown origin but used in Scottish parlance

[00:08:28] it also means exhausted or slightly unwell.

[00:08:32] So you could say I'm feeling rather Wabbit today.

[00:08:36] So I could say to you I could ring you up while you're on your couch and I could go

[00:08:39] What's up?

[00:08:40] What's up?

[00:08:41] And you could go Wabbit.

[00:08:45] It's like the worst Chas and Dave song ever.

[00:08:47] Perfect.

[00:08:49] But also Bugs Bunny obviously used what's called a waskilly Wabbit by Elmer Thud

[00:08:52] and I went into the history of Elmer Thud and it's a fascinating character

[00:08:55] because it originally created by Tex Avery in 1937

[00:08:59] and the character was then known as Egghead

[00:09:01] and it wasn't until he was teamed up with Warner Brothers' brand new

[00:09:04] Looney Tunes star at the time, Daffy Duck

[00:09:06] that he was finally named.

[00:09:08] He rides into this episode with a little moped kind of thing

[00:09:10] with the words Elmer Thud, peacemaker.

[00:09:13] And in those episodes he was like a goodie, a kind of weird goodie

[00:09:16] and all you wanted to do was take pictures of Daffy Duck or the rabbit or adopt them.

[00:09:20] That's weird.

[00:09:20] Like anyone that turns up with a camera and starts taking pictures of people, strange.

[00:09:24] But that was his character initially and then it was only when

[00:09:28] he was paired off in 1931,

[00:09:30] a 1941 Bugs Bunny cartoon, Elmer's Pet Rabbit

[00:09:33] that they started to get both characters right because

[00:09:36] Roger Rabbit, not Roger Rabbit.

[00:09:37] Bugs Bunny.

[00:09:38] Because Bugs Bunny began to get the affectations of the

[00:09:40] What's Up Dark and the phrase like that and then they became...

[00:09:43] So originally they weren't supposed to be paired together

[00:09:46] but he just kind of was brought into the fold

[00:09:48] and then they realised that Bugs needed a foil.

[00:09:50] Rather than someone who was a bit dotty and a bit kind of just keen

[00:09:53] to have a rabbit-fick picture,

[00:09:54] he needs to be more of a kind of villain.

[00:09:56] And so obviously that led to the famous hunting season trilogy of cartoons,

[00:10:00] rabbit season duck season, rabbit season, that whole kind of thing.

[00:10:03] And then the Oscar-winning, I think it was called What's Up Dark

[00:10:06] or the one basically that's the opera one that they did.

[00:10:08] And it became legend.

[00:10:10] But then I looked into the speech

[00:10:12] and I found out that there's actually rules for how Elmer Fudd would speak.

[00:10:14] So he always vocalises consonants R and L, pronounced them as W instead.

[00:10:19] For example...

[00:10:20] My, that really was a da wishes wegg of wham!

[00:10:24] That script writer would never get any work with Jonathan Ross.

[00:10:28] No, it all forms itself.

[00:10:29] So yeah basically Elmer Fudd then basically and they call it as well.

[00:10:33] Robin Williams said that he when he gets his R and his L switched around

[00:10:37] he would call it the Fudd Syndrome.

[00:10:39] Oh who? Robin Williams?

[00:10:40] Robin Williams, yeah.

[00:10:41] And I'll leave you with this interesting story about Mel Blank.

[00:10:44] Mel Blank was in a horrible car accident, I think in the 60s or 70s.

[00:10:47] A horrible car accident.

[00:10:48] A horrible car accident.

[00:10:51] And he was in a coma for a very long time

[00:10:54] and they didn't know if he was ever going to come out of it.

[00:10:55] A very long time.

[00:10:56] A very long time.

[00:10:57] This is really insensitive.

[00:10:58] This is really insensitive but he's dead now and it's been a long time passed.

[00:11:01] And they tried everything to get him to engage, to kind of you know wake him out of it.

[00:11:05] And then one day a doctor just walked in and went

[00:11:06] I'm gonna try something really different.

[00:11:07] And he went bugs how are ya?

[00:11:09] And I liked that Mel Blank went...

[00:11:10] Err, what's up doc?

[00:11:13] No.

[00:11:13] Seriously and then he would only speak in his characters because they believed.

[00:11:17] At that point in his career he'd done those voices for so long

[00:11:19] they had muscle memory.

[00:11:20] Yeah.

[00:11:21] When it comes to doing those voices or if he engaged him as

[00:11:23] Bugs Bunny in the recording studio he just suddenly turned it on.

[00:11:26] That's so interesting.

[00:11:26] Like you see interviews with the cast of The Walking Dead which is on Break Now

[00:11:31] and they've all changed their accents.

[00:11:33] There's an Australian woman that works on the show, she sounds American.

[00:11:36] Yeah.

[00:11:37] There's a dude that plays Rick Grimes who we know is a dude from...

[00:11:40] Egg.

[00:11:40] Love Actually and that life.

[00:11:42] And Andrew Lincoln.

[00:11:43] Lincoln!

[00:11:44] There ya go.

[00:11:44] I knew it was sausage based.

[00:11:45] He sounds American now.

[00:11:46] Like Hugh Frye.

[00:11:47] Hugh Frye.

[00:11:48] Hugh Laurie.

[00:11:49] F***!

[00:11:49] We've got mental foot syndrome.

[00:11:53] We're getting off surnames and names mixed up.

[00:11:56] Hugh Laurie does the same thing now.

[00:11:57] Sounds fully American.

[00:11:59] Fascinating stuff.

[00:12:00] Thanks Paul Gannon.

[00:12:00] Always.

[00:12:01] Good common knowledge as well.

[00:12:02] I have fully my second word, witches knickers.

[00:12:06] Yes.

[00:12:07] You've been to America and to Scotland.

[00:12:09] Aye.

[00:12:10] And I'm going to take you to Ireland Sunshine.

[00:12:11] Here we go.

[00:12:12] Witches knickers.

[00:12:13] An Irish phrase used to describe plastic bags caught in tree branches.

[00:12:16] Oh that's a cool most kind of beautiful.

[00:12:18] Like a beautiful scene from American Beauty.

[00:12:20] Yeah.

[00:12:21] But they're just standing there looking at a plastic bag in a tree go and it's so beautiful.

[00:12:23] That was the inspiration really.

[00:12:25] Other similar names for witches knickers include urban tumbleweed,

[00:12:30] bag hawks and landfill snowbirds.

[00:12:32] That's a bit convoluted.

[00:12:33] I do like the urban tumbleweeds.

[00:12:36] Yeah.

[00:12:36] Oh I can't even say it when you repeat it back to me.

[00:12:37] Humble tumbleweeds.

[00:12:38] Humble tumbleweeds.

[00:12:39] Wow.

[00:12:40] We've got...

[00:12:41] Isn't this karma for taking the mick out of Mel Blank?

[00:12:43] That's what it is.

[00:12:44] We apologise.

[00:12:45] Can we have our voices back please?

[00:12:47] Plastic caribags make up 2% of litter on the streets.

[00:12:50] In 2002, Bangladesh banned plastic bags threatening to find anyone that was caught using one.

[00:12:56] Oh.

[00:12:57] Because in India it's a dump.

[00:12:59] Large parts of it and I don't mean this...

[00:13:01] I live in the western world where everything's really nice right?

[00:13:04] They've got no bins whatsoever.

[00:13:06] That's like Egypt doesn't it?

[00:13:07] You see these pictures of the pyramids but then they say if you pulled the camera back a bit

[00:13:09] further you'd see just all the trash.

[00:13:11] When I went to Egypt we took a bus from Cairo airport to the pyramids

[00:13:16] and the guy was like do you want the cheap tour or the expensive tour?

[00:13:20] And we said to him what's the difference?

[00:13:21] He went well the expensive tour cuts out all the slums.

[00:13:25] It won't make you feel bad about your life.

[00:13:26] And we went, cheap's fine because it was air conditioned and we didn't want to get out.

[00:13:31] Yeah Bangladesh did a carry bag ban in the northern Indian state of

[00:13:34] Himachal Pradesh.

[00:13:36] You can be jailed for seven years for using a plastic bag.

[00:13:39] They're also banned in South Africa, Rwanda, China, Australia and Italy.

[00:13:43] Mod Brean Devon became the first town in Britain to be plastic bag free in 2007.

[00:13:48] Oh I did not know that.

[00:13:50] And have you noticed now when you go into shops in this country

[00:13:52] we're supposed to take our bags for life?

[00:13:54] Yeah.

[00:13:54] I keep forgetting and then on the hook on the back of the kitchen door.

[00:13:57] I do the same.

[00:13:58] They when you buy your 5p carrier bag each one now comes with a look of disdain.

[00:14:03] You're right I've gotten that as well.

[00:14:04] Yeah.

[00:14:05] It's like it's like you've stolen something almost you know it's got that whole kind

[00:14:08] of we know what you're doing.

[00:14:09] I put my massive basket no euphemism intended on the side of go.

[00:14:13] Can I have a couple of bags please?

[00:14:14] Yeah if you want.

[00:14:15] I have so many bags for life by this logic I should be immortal.

[00:14:18] Why couldn't you bring your own ones?

[00:14:20] They've got to ruin the environment for it.

[00:14:21] I see all of that in their eyes.

[00:14:22] Yeah all that disdain.

[00:14:24] So yeah next time you see a orange Sainsbury's carry bag

[00:14:27] trapped in the branches and the blossom of a tree

[00:14:30] you are staring at a pair of witches knickers.

[00:14:33] Right so the next word I have for you,

[00:14:35] woof-its.

[00:14:36] Wow isn't that a great word?

[00:14:38] Pulled out some great words today.

[00:14:40] The origin is unknown it's now 19th century the meaning is and this is what is so delightful

[00:14:46] about it the meaning of woof-its is an ill feeling or depression one citation says that this

[00:14:51] can also lead to woof-its being a dreaded disease that comes from the overeating and

[00:14:56] under drinking of one's previous night or as a tree phrase I don't know what that means

[00:15:01] I'm always overeating and over drinking.

[00:15:03] Yeah well they also say the other phrase is the ailment that comes with the morning

[00:15:07] after the night before.

[00:15:09] So it's a hangover so an old fashioned term for a hangover.

[00:15:11] It's basically an old fashioned term for a hangover.

[00:15:13] Oh I got the woof-its.

[00:15:13] I got the woof-its real bad.

[00:15:16] Come on let's bring that word back.

[00:15:17] Woof-its needs to happen we've got to get woof-its on the go.

[00:15:20] But then I was thinking come on there must be some you know it's been used somewhere

[00:15:23] or you know in a book or whatever and I find that that was right but not the book I was

[00:15:27] thinking of apparently.

[00:15:28] Is it the bible?

[00:15:29] No oh god Jesus had the woof-its.

[00:15:32] He said if this doth be the last night on earth I will go out with a case of the woof-its.

[00:15:37] Yeah and commandment number 10 thou shalt not woof-it.

[00:15:42] Anyway no the 11th one that they kind of cut out.

[00:15:45] So no woof-its I did find in a book form but it was a kids series of books written by Michael

[00:15:50] Parkinson.

[00:15:50] Beautiful.

[00:15:51] He wrote a bunch of books called the woof-its.

[00:15:53] They featured a bunch of anthropomorphic dog-like creatures who lived in a fictional

[00:15:57] Yorkshire coal mining village of Grimeworth.

[00:16:00] The four original books published by Michael Parkinson were called and again

[00:16:04] only Michael Parkinson would have come up with these titles.

[00:16:06] The woof-its day out.

[00:16:07] The woof-its play cricket.

[00:16:09] The woof-its play football and the daily woof-it.

[00:16:11] Is correct I just checked all these on the internet.

[00:16:14] And it was turned into a TV series.

[00:16:16] No chance of you missing the woof-its though because here they are and today

[00:16:19] they're going to do something you've got to do soon spring cleaning.

[00:16:28] They all lived in a terraced houses on Grimeworth street at number eight lived

[00:16:32] Grandpa Ironside which is a great name and Grandma Emily they were the heads of the family.

[00:16:37] At number 10 Uncle Atherstone he's a miner, gardener, band leader of the Grimeworth Collie

[00:16:42] brass band.

[00:16:43] Uncle Gaylord at this point he's trolling right.

[00:16:46] Atherstone's brother a football pool's winner who considers himself posh.

[00:16:51] And at number 12 there's John Willi Woof-It.

[00:16:54] Oh sorry son of the Ironside and coal miner and played the trombone the

[00:16:58] brass band.

[00:16:59] La-Lavina, wife of John Willi.

[00:17:01] Elton, son of La-Lavina and John Willi dreamed of being a pop star.

[00:17:05] Angela, sister of Elton had ambitions to be a TV news reader and the dog Gershwin.

[00:17:11] And there was also a few other there was Clough Woof-It,

[00:17:13] manager of the football team.

[00:17:15] Sergeant Cox and there was a cop called uh no not a cop he was an editor of the

[00:17:19] daily woof-it called Baskerville Woof-It.

[00:17:21] You know what they say about introducing too many characters at once?

[00:17:24] Yeah.

[00:17:24] I would suggest that has led to the downfall of the woof-its.

[00:17:27] But he must have said to Parker's that he went you want to write some books make him the most

[00:17:31] northern books you can possibly and he just went to town on it.

[00:17:34] Yeah.

[00:17:34] He really did excel.

[00:17:36] Hey here comes the results of your word workout today an anagram of a band beginning with W.

[00:17:42] 30 seconds on the clock for Paul Gannon and everyone at home Whale Tires W-H-A-L-E-T-I-R-E-S begins now.

[00:17:59] I'm struggling with this one.

[00:18:00] Whale Tires is a band.

[00:18:03] Truly famous band.

[00:18:05] You've probably heard them in the last month.

[00:18:09] Oh that's depressing and then the month before that and then the month before that.

[00:18:12] Because okay so and the year before that and the decade before that oh the decade five seconds

[00:18:17] how long how far back are they go are we going with this band you either know it 90s

[00:18:22] the answer is be witch no that doesn't be given are you got me excited to hear

[00:18:26] say lovee then for the first time in years Whale Tires come on man.

[00:18:38] Why don't I know this I was going to say Westlife and then I was going to say wheat us.

[00:18:44] No woman no cry.

[00:18:46] The whalers yeah it's okay fair enough I got thrown because I thought it's going to be

[00:18:50] because theoretically if it begins with a T because it's the whalers if you're gonna

[00:18:55] whalers like the Beatles do you say become a the B all right it's fine I can see that I

[00:18:59] didn't get it right without a lot of help so I didn't win this on my own I had a lot of help

[00:19:03] so thank you. Yeah the whalers Bob Marley's band originally formed together with Peter Tosh

[00:19:08] not real name and Bunny Whaler back in 1963 throughout the year several other singers

[00:19:13] and musicians joined and at their peak they had 19 members in total that would tour the world including

[00:19:19] seven times in England. Wow obviously Bob Marley passed away 1981 on a plane he was supposed to

[00:19:24] be flying back to Jamaica and had to stop off in Miami yeah where he died. Well did he die of

[00:19:29] actually I don't know this story. Cancer oh so it wasn't like anything no it was under his toe

[00:19:34] nail and because he's rastafarian he refused all medical treatment and then he had some

[00:19:39] sort of herbal remedies and okay dietary things and it just got it just spread to his lungs and

[00:19:43] everywhere. Oh balls. There are now only two surviving members of the whalers but fun fact for

[00:19:48] you Bob Marley once appeared on Top Gear. Really? Bob Marley was once on Top Gear. Wow not the

[00:19:56] car show but the preceding BBC light program on the radio in the 60s. Oh okay you alright

[00:20:03] fair enough. Called Top Gear. So I was thinking he couldn't really have done the

[00:20:06] star on a reasonably priced car. He went the stick going around the track. Yeah Bob it's

[00:20:13] taking you six hours is an olf. I'm just jamming. One down the window. Jimi Hendrix

[00:20:19] free the Beatles the Who, Dusty Springfield Led Zeppelin the Kinks and Man For Man also

[00:20:23] appeared on that show Top Gear. Of course there's two of them still performing including

[00:20:27] Bunny Whaler your anagram today Whale Tires the Whalers. And I'll do it for this week's episode

[00:20:32] of The Fictionary thanks so much for hanging out. I'm glad we all got to the end in one piece.

[00:20:36] I think this episode of The Fictionary Paul Gannon has been whip cat. Oh I like that. I'm

[00:20:43] prone to say this episode was rather withering. And I would suggest it might be a bit of William

[00:20:47] Priest. So William Priest was the chief engineer at the British Post Office who said in 1878

[00:20:54] oh those Americans have need of a telephone but we don't we've got plenty of messenger boys.

[00:20:59] Oh. Twiddles must off. Yeah. Little did he know the world would turn into one giant spam folder.

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