The Secret Show

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[00:00:48] [SPEAKER_07]: That's feelings.

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[00:01:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Hello! We've not recorded in a while have we?

[00:01:20] [SPEAKER_07]: I know have you missed them?

[00:01:21] [SPEAKER_07]: We actually did record last week. I completely forgot but we didn't put the sound mat down.

[00:01:26] [SPEAKER_07]: We just sat on the cold hard floor.

[00:01:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh yeah that's right! Yeah, yeah, yeah we did record. We recorded a once-over first draft of our live

[00:01:34] [SPEAKER_07]: show which I'm sure you've already been, you've faced an advert about that because that's...

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[00:01:45] [SPEAKER_07]: So it's a very special day today. LC is 26.

[00:01:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes I had a bit of what I think was sciatica last night.

[00:01:53] [SPEAKER_07]: She came into the kitchen she was like I think I've trapped a nerve and I was like

[00:01:59] [SPEAKER_07]: if you'd trapped a nerve you'd know.

[00:02:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, yeah.

[00:02:02] [SPEAKER_07]: I think LC you just had a herty back.

[00:02:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Well it gave me great comfort to know that I probably hadn't trapped a nerve.

[00:02:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, yeah you would know.

[00:02:09] [SPEAKER_07]: But I did have to lie down on the ground raising my hips.

[00:02:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh I have to do that all the time on my period.

[00:02:15] [SPEAKER_07]: I have to.

[00:02:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh well then that's coming up so...

[00:02:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Don't they say that your period changes every five years?

[00:02:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Like I thought it was 10 years.

[00:02:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Or 10 years like some of your period.

[00:02:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Honestly it's continuing to be a mystery even into the modern age.

[00:02:30] [SPEAKER_07]: But like what was true about you five years ago was not true anymore.

[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Like different symptoms basically.

[00:02:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Is it is it too bold to in the first five minutes of this episode talk about anal spasms?

[00:02:42] [SPEAKER_07]: No.

[00:02:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh god I hate them.

[00:02:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Me and my brother both get them.

[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_07]: What? I thought it was a woman thing.

[00:02:48] [SPEAKER_07]: No.

[00:02:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Sorry Sean I'm sorry I'm sorry.

[00:02:51] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm sorry.

[00:02:52] [SPEAKER_07]: I thought it was like a period thing.

[00:02:54] [SPEAKER_07]: No okay yeah.

[00:02:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah they're bad.

[00:02:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Matt that we've already been doing this for like 15 years as well.

[00:02:59] [SPEAKER_07]: We've already been having periods for like 15 years.

[00:03:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Well mine was when I was 13 so yeah.

[00:03:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Nearly 15 years.

[00:03:05] [SPEAKER_07]: 12 years I've been having them.

[00:03:07] [SPEAKER_07]: 14.

[00:03:08] [SPEAKER_07]: I was 12.

[00:03:08] [SPEAKER_07]: You're 26 at it.

[00:03:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh yeah I'm 26.

[00:03:11] [SPEAKER_07]: It's also the fourth year anniversary of us living here.

[00:03:14] [SPEAKER_07]: It is we moved in on my birthday.

[00:03:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Well we moved in that me and Meg moved in the day before and then else

[00:03:19] [SPEAKER_07]: rocked over their dad and had so little stuff in comparison to me.

[00:03:24] [SPEAKER_07]: It was such a nice day when me and Laura moved in and my mum and dad helped us

[00:03:28] [SPEAKER_07]: because her granddad drove us here and he's in his 80s and they were like well we can't

[00:03:33] [SPEAKER_07]: let him carry things up the stairs and it was like 30 degrees.

[00:03:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah am I on the top floor?

[00:03:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah by the time we and we don't have an elevator or anything by the time we finished

[00:03:42] [SPEAKER_07]: my dad drenched his shirt was C3.

[00:03:46] [SPEAKER_07]: So Elsie how's your birthday being?

[00:03:48] [SPEAKER_07]: Would you like to tell everyone what we've been up to?

[00:03:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes I'll tell you what happened on my birthday.

[00:03:53] [SPEAKER_07]: So we these two organised a cat cafe for me.

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Just organised all of it just for you.

[00:04:00] [SPEAKER_07]: It was lovely yes it was supposed to be a surprise but a few weeks ago.

[00:04:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah surprises.

[00:04:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah well Laura oh my god never tell her anything.

[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_07]: No I'll tell the story.

[00:04:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Basically it's such a nice thing for me and Laura to do because we're both really really

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_07]: this is really allergic to cats.

[00:04:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Deathly allergic.

[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_08]: Offering ourselves up to the altar of allergy like we were in suffering.

[00:04:22] [SPEAKER_07]: You opened your bodies up to allergens today for me and I really appreciate it.

[00:04:28] [SPEAKER_07]: And a few months ago I was given some of the really hefty antihistamines because

[00:04:33] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm in such a difficult summer and we went out for yeah went out and had some wine didn't we?

[00:04:40] [SPEAKER_07]: And mex allergic to wine.

[00:04:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah I'm also allergic to alcohol yeah we went out and had some wine a few

[00:04:46] [SPEAKER_07]: while ago and got really drunk and Laura started Laura she gets really loose

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_07]: slipped when she's drunk because she started like she was sat next to me and she started

[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_07]: nudging me and she was like don't use all the hyps and she's like don't use the

[00:05:00] [SPEAKER_07]: stock up.

[00:05:00] [SPEAKER_07]: We still have some of those by Elsie's birthday for the you know thing.

[00:05:04] [SPEAKER_07]: And I was sat like two feet away from Laura looking at her like oh my god come on

[00:05:10] [SPEAKER_07]: are you being serious?

[00:05:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Which point Elsie went are we going to a cat cafe?

[00:05:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Because what else would it be and that's how Elsie found out about it.

[00:05:20] [SPEAKER_08]: About a whole month before we were supposed to be doing it.

[00:05:23] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah if we went like horseback riding I would need mega antihistamines again.

[00:05:27] [SPEAKER_08]: I think what me and you had six each antihistamines?

[00:05:32] [SPEAKER_07]: I had five but I went in sat down and didn't really move I didn't touch a cat and no

[00:05:38] [SPEAKER_07]: cats touched me there was hair everywhere and I was starting to get a bit

[00:05:42] [SPEAKER_07]: snickering but Laura joined in.

[00:05:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah and so she couldn't resist.

[00:05:46] [SPEAKER_08]: She did it to herself.

[00:05:47] [SPEAKER_08]: I had like over a gram of antihistamines today.

[00:05:50] [SPEAKER_08]: You're all right now.

[00:05:52] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah I'm fine now.

[00:05:53] [SPEAKER_08]: I one of the cats

[00:05:54] [SPEAKER_07]: scratched her a lot.

[00:05:56] [SPEAKER_08]: Scratched the shit out of one of my hands.

[00:05:58] [SPEAKER_07]: So yeah so we went to a cat cafe.

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_07]: And then a few weeks ago these two were saying like oh just like

[00:06:04] [SPEAKER_07]: schedules and stuff we're gonna we're gonna have to record on your

[00:06:07] [SPEAKER_07]: birthday is that okay do you want to do that and I was like yeah of course I do

[00:06:09] [SPEAKER_07]: I enjoy it.

[00:06:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Look how much fun we're having.

[00:06:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Happy birthday.

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Well that's great for you because I wouldn't want to fucking do that on my birthday.

[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Don't say that.

[00:06:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh I want to do something else other than sitting.

[00:06:22] [SPEAKER_08]: That is so not true.

[00:06:23] [SPEAKER_08]: You love to sit.

[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_08]: You would just like to sit in a chair.

[00:06:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah yeah that's my birthday can we go to a studio because my leg is already dead.

[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_08]: If we're recording on our birthdays few moving forwards let's book a studio

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_08]: make a thing of it.

[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_07]: So yeah so we went to Westfield for this cat cafe and then we went into this

[00:06:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Japanese like new Japanese supermarket on the way back and Elsie and Laura both

[00:06:47] [SPEAKER_07]: I've got a beer for recording.

[00:06:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Elsie and Laura both bought like individual like personal sized bottles of soju

[00:06:55] [SPEAKER_07]: which is meant to be what pear and apple wine 16 percent.

[00:07:01] [SPEAKER_07]: It tastes like vodka.

[00:07:03] [SPEAKER_07]: I think it's horrible.

[00:07:06] [SPEAKER_08]: Previously I've had flavored ones right and I thought it was tweedo.

[00:07:11] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know I've got a bit of squash in mine and it's perfectly nice

[00:07:14] [SPEAKER_07]: so that's what we're drinking right now.

[00:07:16] [SPEAKER_07]: It's interesting but I've not eaten really and I've had what would you say a few sips

[00:07:22] [SPEAKER_07]: of mine and I'm actually feeling it.

[00:07:24] [SPEAKER_07]: So yeah it's strong.

[00:07:26] [SPEAKER_07]: It's amazing that something that 16 percent can taste like something that's 40

[00:07:30] [SPEAKER_07]: percent like it snips.

[00:07:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Like vodka.

[00:07:33] [SPEAKER_07]: It snips like fucking paint.

[00:07:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah it really does.

[00:07:37] [SPEAKER_07]: I'll be honest with you listening it's absolutely vile.

[00:07:41] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm putting on a brave face.

[00:07:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Try it once get one of the flavored ones.

[00:07:45] [SPEAKER_07]: What's it called again?

[00:07:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Shojo.

[00:07:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Shoot wait.

[00:07:48] [SPEAKER_07]: Shojo.

[00:07:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Soju.

[00:07:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Soju thank you.

[00:07:51] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm sorry I've been watching a lot of anime.

[00:07:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Likely think for you to be doing.

[00:07:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:07:56] [SPEAKER_07]: The most Laura sentence you've ever said.

[00:07:58] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm sorry I've been asleep all day and I've been watching a lot of

[00:08:02] [SPEAKER_07]: anime.

[00:08:02] [SPEAKER_07]: So typical.

[00:08:04] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm sorry I've been writing a lot of fan fiction.

[00:08:09] [SPEAKER_07]: That isn't one of my top 10.

[00:08:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Sorry I've been in the new Japanese supermarket after going to a cat cafe I'm sorry.

[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_07]: What's a really typical thing for Elsie to say?

[00:08:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Sorry I've been having mouse dinner.

[00:08:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah so don't yeah okay mouse dinner is like girl dinner but it's like bits it's like

[00:08:28] [SPEAKER_07]: crackers and cheese.

[00:08:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah sometimes my dinner is that which

[00:08:31] [SPEAKER_07]: I know is really bad but like as long as I'm not hungry I'm kind of not bothered.

[00:08:35] [SPEAKER_07]: I know it's terrible.

[00:08:36] [SPEAKER_07]: No I mean if you're taking multi bits you'll be fine.

[00:08:41] [SPEAKER_07]: What's a really me thing to say?

[00:08:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah sorry I've been going for a shit.

[00:08:46] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah I need to sit down on the toilet.

[00:08:53] [SPEAKER_07]: My leg's already dead that's a really me thing to say.

[00:08:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh look I've got to call the doctors.

[00:08:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh wait sorry I need to.

[00:09:01] [SPEAKER_07]: You have paused recording in our go back and listen to our big cook little cook little cook

[00:09:08] [SPEAKER_07]: episode because she says I'm sorry we've got to stop I'm actually a bit concerned and we called

[00:09:12] [SPEAKER_07]: one one one you always are talking to a medical professional.

[00:09:17] [SPEAKER_08]: I thought I was having a stroke.

[00:09:20] [SPEAKER_08]: Sorry I need to take a codeine.

[00:09:23] [SPEAKER_07]: The reason that we're talking so much about not the show is because this show as much

[00:09:28] [SPEAKER_07]: as I adore it there isn't a huge amount to say about it without just listing things that happen in it.

[00:09:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Do you want more Padding?

[00:09:37] [SPEAKER_07]: I thought well I have something to say.

[00:09:38] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh my god she's got a joke.

[00:09:40] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh god no.

[00:09:40] [SPEAKER_08]: It's I had a dream the other day which was basically like us in the future but we're

[00:09:45] [SPEAKER_08]: really successful and hate each other.

[00:09:47] [SPEAKER_08]: Like Oasis!

[00:09:50] [SPEAKER_08]: So they came back so.

[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_08]: We like pretend for the the public that we like each other's we turn up to

[00:09:56] [SPEAKER_08]: like a studio to do the podcast with like an assistant.

[00:09:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Kim and Nagi did that.

[00:10:00] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah yeah they do yeah.

[00:10:02] [SPEAKER_08]: How how soon how like you turn to your assistant you're like how soon can we get out of here I

[00:10:05] [SPEAKER_08]: don't want to be around these two anymore any longer than necessary.

[00:10:08] [SPEAKER_08]: That's so sad.

[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_08]: One of you two said that and I remember a sadder going we used to be friends.

[00:10:13] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh my god that's so sad.

[00:10:14] [SPEAKER_08]: What did you do?

[00:10:16] [SPEAKER_08]: No I have no idea what's wrong with what you do.

[00:10:19] [SPEAKER_08]: I have no idea what happened like I didn't find out in the dream because I woke up and we were friends again so.

[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Did we break up because of like one of our egos or something?

[00:10:29] [SPEAKER_07]: I genuinely have no idea.

[00:10:31] [SPEAKER_07]: There's nothing like one of those dreams that you're when you wake up from it you're grateful

[00:10:36] [SPEAKER_07]: that it was just a dream to make you grateful about your reality.

[00:10:40] [SPEAKER_07]: I had one of those last week when I woke up I was like thank god that's not real.

[00:10:44] [SPEAKER_08]: The only thing I'd like from that world is that we were like really we were all successful

[00:10:48] [SPEAKER_08]: enough to have assistance.

[00:10:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah yeah they cost a lot of money.

[00:10:53] [SPEAKER_07]: You guys are my assistants.

[00:10:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Right now you're my assistant.

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Meg is my... earlier I was thinking about how if well if if the podcast was body parts

[00:11:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Elsie's like the heart and soul.

[00:11:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh not the brain.

[00:11:09] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm the bones and you're I don't know and you're the skin I don't know what you are.

[00:11:19] [SPEAKER_07]: I would say you're the you're the chatterbox you're like the voice

[00:11:23] [SPEAKER_07]: no no no I think that yes thank you heart and soul you're definitely like bones or respiratory

[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_07]: system or like circulatory system or something and I think Laura is all cosmetic like a really good

[00:11:34] [SPEAKER_07]: hairdo and I know that sounds like we could easily...

[00:11:38] [SPEAKER_07]: You're the sex appeal.

[00:11:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah yeah yeah that's it.

[00:11:40] [SPEAKER_07]: I know that makes you sound dispensable but you're not.

[00:11:44] [SPEAKER_07]: No you know how you know how important sex appeal is in the biz.

[00:11:49] [SPEAKER_07]: I think you're the brain.

[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Cheers.

[00:11:52] [SPEAKER_08]: Because currently the body you're describing.

[00:11:54] [SPEAKER_08]: Do you think she's the brain?

[00:11:55] [SPEAKER_08]: Well she's the one idea.

[00:11:56] [SPEAKER_08]: She's the brains of the operation.

[00:11:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah but who keeps the motor going?

[00:12:01] [SPEAKER_07]: No exactly but then that's the heart isn't it?

[00:12:03] [SPEAKER_08]: It does keep the motor going.

[00:12:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Meg does.

[00:12:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Then you're the heart.

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm no I'm not.

[00:12:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Elsie's definitely the heart.

[00:12:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Elsie is definitely...

[00:12:10] [SPEAKER_07]: She might be the brain as well which is definitely the heart.

[00:12:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.

[00:12:13] [SPEAKER_08]: And I thought I'd be like the stomach or something.

[00:12:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Could you have some cream?

[00:12:26] [SPEAKER_12]: You know how you know how we say...

[00:12:29] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh he's thinking about food.

[00:12:31] [SPEAKER_08]: I'm sorry I moved away from my feet.

[00:12:34] [SPEAKER_08]: I was thinking about sick because of food and sick.

[00:12:38] [SPEAKER_08]: Because you're so sick.

[00:12:39] [SPEAKER_08]: Because I'm so sicky.

[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_08]: You know how we describe...

[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_07]: You're more than sick.

[00:12:43] [SPEAKER_07]: We describe ourselves on social media as a three-headed monster

[00:12:46] [SPEAKER_07]: because we all have those accounts.

[00:12:48] [SPEAKER_07]: What if we're actually like three of the four stomachs in the cow?

[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_08]: The four...

[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_08]: I get it.

[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_08]: They don't exist yet.

[00:12:55] [SPEAKER_08]: The four stomach doesn't exist.

[00:12:56] [SPEAKER_08]: Mr. Adobe.

[00:12:57] [SPEAKER_07]: You actually can't speak to Laura on social media really

[00:13:00] [SPEAKER_07]: unless you're in the discord.

[00:13:01] [SPEAKER_07]: So when we're more like me and Elsie

[00:13:05] [SPEAKER_07]: in normal heads of the dragon

[00:13:06] [SPEAKER_07]: and Laura is like some dwarf...

[00:13:08] [SPEAKER_07]: A sloth.

[00:13:09] [SPEAKER_07]: The tail.

[00:13:09] [SPEAKER_07]: It's not like when a dolphin puts half of its brain to sleep.

[00:13:17] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh shall we talk about the secret show?

[00:13:57] [SPEAKER_07]: We just spent so long doing a preamble

[00:14:00] [SPEAKER_07]: which I will heavily cut down.

[00:14:02] [SPEAKER_07]: And we've all been drinking

[00:14:03] [SPEAKER_07]: so now let's get onto the fucking topic.

[00:14:06] [SPEAKER_07]: So the secret show was...

[00:14:09] [SPEAKER_07]: What are you doing with your fingers?

[00:14:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay the secret show was 52 episodes long, two seasons.

[00:14:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Started in 2006, ended in 2007.

[00:14:19] [SPEAKER_07]: I watched it as a kid right?

[00:14:21] [SPEAKER_07]: And in lockdown me and Arthur and Betty

[00:14:25] [SPEAKER_07]: rewatched the whole thing.

[00:14:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Start to finish using a mixture of daily motion

[00:14:31] [SPEAKER_07]: and box of broadcasts using I think Arthur's uni email.

[00:14:35] [SPEAKER_07]: If you want to watch it now though,

[00:14:37] [SPEAKER_07]: it's all on internet archive.

[00:14:38] [SPEAKER_07]: It's all on internet archive.

[00:14:40] [SPEAKER_07]: So go do that because daily motion adverts are annoying.

[00:14:43] [SPEAKER_07]: I actually have given money to internet archive

[00:14:45] [SPEAKER_07]: and Wikipedia because of the person I am.

[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_07]: I appreciate all media.

[00:14:50] [SPEAKER_07]: I'd love to work at internet archive.

[00:14:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:14:53] [SPEAKER_07]: I think both those organisations do wonderful work.

[00:14:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Anyway...

[00:14:58] [SPEAKER_17]: So our entire solar system has been shrunk

[00:15:01] [SPEAKER_17]: and turned into a mobile

[00:15:02] [SPEAKER_17]: hanging in a floaty head princess's bedroom

[00:15:05] [SPEAKER_17]: aboard a mothership heading to who knows where.

[00:15:08] [SPEAKER_17]: Wow hung up by the floaties.

[00:15:11] [SPEAKER_17]: Quite.

[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_17]: This is a terrible breach of world security now.

[00:15:15] [SPEAKER_17]: As you know, I take security so seriously.

[00:15:18] [SPEAKER_17]: My name is changed daily.

[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_17]: Today you may call me.

[00:15:23] [SPEAKER_07]: So the secret show is about a core team of four.

[00:15:29] [SPEAKER_07]: It's Professor Professor who's the scientist

[00:15:32] [SPEAKER_07]: and he's kind of like Q.

[00:15:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Victor are you still alive?

[00:15:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Victor Volt Anita...

[00:15:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Two seconds ago we were in Switzerland.

[00:15:44] [SPEAKER_04]: How did that happen?

[00:15:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Someone stealing Switzerland.

[00:15:51] [SPEAKER_07]: And the kind of M character who his name for reasons of security

[00:15:57] [SPEAKER_07]: is changed daily.

[00:15:59] [SPEAKER_07]: So everyone always refers to him as changed daily as a name.

[00:16:04] [SPEAKER_07]: But every episode he has a different name

[00:16:06] [SPEAKER_07]: and it's always hilarious.

[00:16:09] [SPEAKER_08]: I reckon that a long time ago he stopped needing

[00:16:12] [SPEAKER_08]: a different name every day.

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_08]: Like his clearance was fine now

[00:16:15] [SPEAKER_08]: but the people who do it were like,

[00:16:17] [SPEAKER_08]: let's just keep going.

[00:16:19] [SPEAKER_08]: Let's just keep giving him name.

[00:16:21] [SPEAKER_08]: Well, okay.

[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_08]: It's not like Tom.

[00:16:25] [SPEAKER_07]: It's always like wiggly.

[00:16:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah it's like...

[00:16:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Well I'm going to post a super cut of all of them.

[00:16:33] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna try and make that myself.

[00:16:36] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna attempt that.

[00:16:37] [SPEAKER_07]: It might take a long time but I'm gonna give it a go.

[00:16:51] [SPEAKER_17]: Cheeky chops.

[00:16:53] [SPEAKER_17]: Yummy, yummy says my tummy.

[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_17]: S...

[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_17]: Mommy dearest squeaky fritter.

[00:16:59] [SPEAKER_17]: Char char mittens.

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_17]: Spicy onion dick.

[00:17:03] [SPEAKER_17]: Fru fu flabber faucet.

[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_17]: Tiguan snuggle pens.

[00:17:08] [SPEAKER_17]: Semi sauce box.

[00:17:10] [SPEAKER_17]: Silly lily lung button.

[00:17:13] [SPEAKER_17]: Mimsy woo woo.

[00:17:16] [SPEAKER_17]: Chocolate botty.

[00:17:17] [SPEAKER_17]: Ickl babykins.

[00:17:19] [SPEAKER_17]: Rumpel stilt skinnier.

[00:17:21] [SPEAKER_17]: Prepare to be collected.

[00:17:24] [SPEAKER_17]: Leerpulled snack trousers.

[00:17:26] [SPEAKER_17]: Sissy flip flops.

[00:17:28] [SPEAKER_17]: Oh!

[00:17:29] [SPEAKER_17]: Bubbles.

[00:17:30] [SPEAKER_17]: Kissy cuddles.

[00:17:32] [SPEAKER_17]: Pookey wookey.

[00:17:33] [SPEAKER_17]: Oinkie doinkie.

[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_17]: Honder von lamp gurgle.

[00:17:37] [SPEAKER_17]: Slinky waggle bot.

[00:17:39] [SPEAKER_17]: Broccoli spears.

[00:17:41] [SPEAKER_17]: Patty cake.

[00:17:42] [SPEAKER_17]: Antenobot.

[00:17:43] [SPEAKER_17]: Nibbley knobbly knock knees.

[00:17:46] [SPEAKER_17]: Flancy onesie bansy bin.

[00:17:49] [SPEAKER_17]: Fluffy tummy.

[00:17:50] [SPEAKER_17]: Peek-a-boo.

[00:17:51] [SPEAKER_17]: Tickle tickle poppy top.

[00:17:53] [SPEAKER_17]: Windy pops.

[00:17:54] [SPEAKER_17]: Engelbert humpidink.

[00:17:56] [SPEAKER_17]: Pongo piffle paws.

[00:17:58] [SPEAKER_17]: Kimberley bimberley.

[00:18:00] [SPEAKER_17]: Princess dainty kicks.

[00:18:02] [SPEAKER_17]: Stinky winky.

[00:18:04] [SPEAKER_17]: Nibbles McPee.

[00:18:11] [SPEAKER_17]: Flobber wobba boba boba boba.

[00:18:14] [SPEAKER_17]: Bobba.

[00:18:15] [SPEAKER_19]: Some of my favourites are

[00:18:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Rumpel stilt skinny.

[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_07]: That one's good.

[00:18:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Prepare to be collected.

[00:18:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, Engelbert humpidink.

[00:18:39] [SPEAKER_07]: Engelbert humpidink was won in a kind of Eurovision themed episode

[00:18:43] [SPEAKER_07]: because that's a real singer.

[00:18:46] [SPEAKER_17]: The security of the world and theme competition has been breached.

[00:18:51] [SPEAKER_17]: That's on television tonight.

[00:18:52] [SPEAKER_17]: Exactly it is.

[00:18:54] [SPEAKER_17]: And security is everything.

[00:18:56] [SPEAKER_07]: One was like fluffy wuffykin.

[00:18:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's always like Ickle babykins or something.

[00:19:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Mimsy woo-woo is good.

[00:19:05] [SPEAKER_07]: I love the name Mimsy.

[00:19:07] [SPEAKER_07]: But for like a cat or a dog, not for a person.

[00:19:11] [SPEAKER_07]: It's like a dog that would wear a bow and sit in a pram though, isn't it?

[00:19:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:19:14] [SPEAKER_07]: So what do you think of The Secret Show?

[00:19:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Love it.

[00:19:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Love it.

[00:19:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Love it.

[00:19:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Love it.

[00:19:20] [SPEAKER_07]: Watched it as a kid, loved it then.

[00:19:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Watched it as an adult.

[00:19:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Love it now.

[00:19:23] [SPEAKER_07]: It's so funny.

[00:19:24] [SPEAKER_07]: I did like it but...

[00:19:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh here we go.

[00:19:29] [SPEAKER_08]: It's got that kind of...

[00:19:31] [SPEAKER_08]: So I don't know why we were like completely entranced by high five

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_08]: and watched loads of it all together.

[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_08]: The thing with The Secret Show that I found it because the...

[00:19:40] [SPEAKER_07]: It's fundamentally kind of stupid.

[00:19:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, of course.

[00:19:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Which I liked at first but there's like a certain amount of that

[00:19:47] [SPEAKER_07]: I could watch as an adult before it starts to like get grating.

[00:19:50] [SPEAKER_07]: It's what Netflix would describe as irreverent.

[00:19:54] [SPEAKER_07]: True.

[00:19:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Um, yeah so it was like I watched...

[00:19:57] [SPEAKER_07]: I liked everything I watched but I was like okay if I keep watching more or all now

[00:20:01] [SPEAKER_07]: it's gonna start annoying me.

[00:20:02] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean I feel that way about most cartoons because they're very loud.

[00:20:06] [SPEAKER_07]: And that's the thing as a kid you wouldn't be binge watching it like me

[00:20:10] [SPEAKER_07]: and Elsie did this afternoon.

[00:20:11] [SPEAKER_07]: You'd watch like one in an afternoon.

[00:20:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah or maybe there's like a few reruns and then it switches to another show worth of reruns.

[00:20:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:20:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Um, the what me and Arthur and Betty really enjoyed about it

[00:20:25] [SPEAKER_07]: when we were watching it over lockdown was

[00:20:28] [SPEAKER_07]: it feels like a lovely working environment that they all have.

[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_07]: That's very true.

[00:20:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Like it starts off in a room where Change Daily is at the front

[00:20:38] [SPEAKER_07]: leaning on his and Laura's posing like a...

[00:20:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Leaning on his mantle piece with all his knickknacks on top.

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_07]: And he...

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_07]: He loves his knickknacks.

[00:20:48] [SPEAKER_07]: And he gives the mission to Anita, Victor and Professor Professor who are all sat in big chairs.

[00:20:56] [SPEAKER_07]: So it's like they're the core sort of group of...

[00:21:00] [SPEAKER_07]: They're called USUZZ and I can't remember what that stands for but

[00:21:04] [SPEAKER_07]: their organisation is US and we're kind of led to believe that it's sort of a

[00:21:10] [SPEAKER_07]: multinational sort of thing because Victor's American, Anita is British,

[00:21:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Professor Professor is obviously German.

[00:21:19] [SPEAKER_07]: I know he's Bavarian, sorry he's Bavarian.

[00:21:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Specifically.

[00:21:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Specifically.

[00:21:24] [SPEAKER_07]: And Change Daily is British and it never really says where they are.

[00:21:32] [SPEAKER_07]: And he gives them their mission and they go off and complete the mission usually aided by

[00:21:38] [SPEAKER_07]: one of Professor Professor's gadgets which he likes to say all the time is

[00:21:46] [SPEAKER_07]: completely untested and highly dangerous.

[00:21:50] [SPEAKER_07]: And sometimes Change Daily pops up there as well and he's always with his mantle piece,

[00:21:55] [SPEAKER_07]: the mantle piece comes with him.

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_07]: And I don't really know how else to describe it.

[00:22:01] [SPEAKER_07]: It's a difficult one because they're like 10 minutes long each.

[00:22:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Like everything's wrapped up.

[00:22:06] [SPEAKER_17]: Well done team.

[00:22:09] [SPEAKER_17]: After Brain C-Page formed a tiny planet orbiting his head,

[00:22:13] [SPEAKER_17]: Professor Professor was at last able to reabsorb all the mini professors.

[00:22:18] [SPEAKER_17]: Thus remembering how to remove my alien prison cap.

[00:22:23] [SPEAKER_17]: And so I was not transformed into a very large orchid.

[00:22:28] [SPEAKER_08]: It falls in the same sort of, to me, mental categories like totally spies,

[00:22:33] [SPEAKER_08]: Kim possible, exactly.

[00:22:36] [SPEAKER_08]: Charlie's Angels if you want like a live action where it's like spy stuff but it's very like

[00:22:41] [SPEAKER_08]: action spy.

[00:22:42] [SPEAKER_08]: Action spy, very cheeky.

[00:22:45] [SPEAKER_08]: Unserious.

[00:22:46] [SPEAKER_08]: Very like very unserious in a way that I did really like.

[00:22:49] [SPEAKER_08]: I liked how it made fun of tropes in its own genre where there's one episode where

[00:22:56] [SPEAKER_08]: someone's running away and Anita is chasing them and she goes oh how do people run away

[00:23:00] [SPEAKER_07]: before ventilation shafts?

[00:23:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah yeah.

[00:23:02] [SPEAKER_07]: How do people escape?

[00:23:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah I really loved that.

[00:23:43] [SPEAKER_07]: And there's four main, no sorry three main villains.

[00:23:47] [SPEAKER_07]: So you've got Dr. Doctor.

[00:23:51] [SPEAKER_07]: She's um Dr. Doctor is like a mad scientist who it went to uni with Professor Professor.

[00:23:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah turns out was students with Professor Professor and she's got a very wobbly teeth

[00:24:01] [SPEAKER_07]: when she talks her teeth wobble.

[00:24:04] [SPEAKER_07]: And in season two there's an episode called the killer toothbrushes or something and it turns out that

[00:24:10] [SPEAKER_07]: when they were students Professor Professor and Dr. Doctor made a creation together.

[00:24:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[00:24:16] [SPEAKER_07]: And Professor Professor the good one wants to abandon it in space because it's bad

[00:24:20] [SPEAKER_07]: and she refuses to and he says look what it's done to your teeth.

[00:24:27] [SPEAKER_08]: It's very like they went with the bare bones of alien.

[00:24:31] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah I know exactly.

[00:24:32] [SPEAKER_08]: And then they were like okay but you have to go back to that space station

[00:24:35] [SPEAKER_08]: and don't pick it up but you have picked it up yeah.

[00:24:38] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[00:24:42] [SPEAKER_06]: That's satellite.

[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Why Dr. Doctor?

[00:24:45] [SPEAKER_06]: Why?

[00:24:46] [SPEAKER_06]: The same as is why, why because they want it that's why.

[00:24:49] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean quicker side, Dr. Dr. Professor Professor Professor.

[00:24:52] [SPEAKER_07]: You so there's a flashback and they're still calling each other Dr.

[00:24:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Doctor and Professor Professor when they're students, no.

[00:24:59] [SPEAKER_08]: Exactly.

[00:24:59] [SPEAKER_07]: It would be Miss Doctor and Mr. Professor or whatever their names are and also you can't

[00:25:05] [SPEAKER_07]: be a professor unless you're a teacher.

[00:25:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Student student and student student.

[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_08]: Student Doctor and student professor.

[00:25:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Professor Professor is a teacher he teaches them.

[00:25:12] [SPEAKER_07]: He teaches?

[00:25:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Well okay like he class.

[00:25:14] [SPEAKER_07]: He teaches them how to use their untested and highly dangerous gadgets.

[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_07]: You can't be a professor unless you're like within an institution.

[00:25:21] [SPEAKER_07]: He also has a brother called Maestro Maestro who was a conductor.

[00:25:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Change Daily also has his backstory which we find out in I think season two um the woman one.

[00:25:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah so part of his knickknacks is a photograph of a woman and then it's brought up in season two.

[00:25:41] [SPEAKER_04]: So there are no missions today.

[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_07]: That's what I keep telling you.

[00:25:45] [SPEAKER_17]: What none at all?

[00:25:47] [SPEAKER_18]: What do you expect?

[00:25:49] [SPEAKER_18]: It's raining.

[00:25:50] [SPEAKER_18]: Come on just because it's raining doesn't mean.

[00:25:58] [SPEAKER_17]: Oh the marshmallow is ready yet Professor Professor.

[00:26:02] [SPEAKER_17]: What marshmallows?

[00:26:04] [SPEAKER_17]: What you greeted little?

[00:26:08] [SPEAKER_18]: Ah my name of the day.

[00:26:10] [SPEAKER_18]: As we're all just hanging out today there's something I've always wanted to ask you

[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_18]: Iqo Babykins.

[00:26:16] [SPEAKER_17]: Oh who's the girl on your mantelpiece?

[00:26:20] [SPEAKER_17]: I don't know what you're talking about.

[00:26:22] [SPEAKER_02]: This one it's a big three this one this one this one.

[00:26:24] [SPEAKER_17]: Don't hurt my Lucy.

[00:26:29] [SPEAKER_04]: It wasn't like that.

[00:26:31] [SPEAKER_04]: What was it like Iqo Babykins?

[00:26:34] [SPEAKER_18]: You can tell us.

[00:26:35] [SPEAKER_18]: Can't.

[00:26:36] [SPEAKER_17]: Come on Lucy who?

[00:26:38] [SPEAKER_17]: Oh Lucy who if you must know.

[00:26:42] [SPEAKER_17]: We were secret agents together Victor and Anita of our day.

[00:26:47] [SPEAKER_17]: How well I remember our last mission together.

[00:26:51] [SPEAKER_17]: I bet you do.

[00:26:52] [SPEAKER_17]: It wasn't like that.

[00:26:53] [SPEAKER_17]: It wasn't like that.

[00:27:07] [SPEAKER_07]: They were like the victor and Anita of their day.

[00:27:10] [SPEAKER_08]: This is like because so on the back of the photo it's like please save me I found the evil layer

[00:27:17] [SPEAKER_07]: and he because she she pretends to be on the villain side at the end of the in this mission

[00:27:22] [SPEAKER_07]: when they were finally parted and yeah and like she pushes him off a cliff basically.

[00:27:28] [SPEAKER_07]: And sends a photo with him and on the back of the photo it's like please help me I was just acting

[00:27:33] [SPEAKER_07]: and he doesn't he didn't look at it for 20 years.

[00:27:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Well he he said she used to call me potato.

[00:27:39] [SPEAKER_07]: And they were like what do you mean?

[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Well look on this picture it says PTO.

[00:27:46] [SPEAKER_07]: It's just so full of he says patoo.

[00:27:50] [SPEAKER_08]: And it's like that's where the stupid comes in because it's like so dumb.

[00:27:54] [SPEAKER_07]: You're like a high you know like skilled spy but you didn't turn over the fucking picture.

[00:28:00] [SPEAKER_07]: It's just so full of incredibly dumb shit like there's like it's full of puns but it's also full

[00:28:07] [SPEAKER_07]: of just really stupid stuff so there's an episode where Victor is in a transporter machine

[00:28:13] [SPEAKER_07]: and there's a cat there as well and they switch molecules so Victor's turning into a cat

[00:28:18] [SPEAKER_07]: and professor professor says Victor there's something wrong with you and he goes me how?

[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_07]: And then so he's got nine lives in this episode so he can do lots of dangerous stuff in the pursuit

[00:28:30] [SPEAKER_07]: of this cat but there's like an obstacle thing in this chase where it's like a stamp it's like a

[00:28:36] [SPEAKER_07]: metal like press thing and he stays under it for about four stamps so he loses like four

[00:28:43] [SPEAKER_07]: lives at once because the episode's only 10 minutes like it's just such stupid stuff.

[00:28:49] [SPEAKER_07]: It reminds me of um Cronk and Yzma. Oh yeah it's very that. Pull the lever and yeah

[00:28:56] [SPEAKER_07]: that those are the hydrink's level and they're all unbelievably incompetent they're all really

[00:29:03] [SPEAKER_07]: incompetent. Anita's much more competent. Well that was going to be my next I mean

[00:29:09] [SPEAKER_07]: once again we found ourselves with a show where the woman is the competent slightly boring one.

[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah I don't think she's that boring. I don't think she's that boring but that's a good point

[00:29:20] [SPEAKER_08]: where you keep keep there's so many especially animated shows where the only one who can do

[00:29:24] [SPEAKER_07]: fucking anything is a woman. Yeah I like Anita a lot I think she's a great character but

[00:29:32] [SPEAKER_07]: it always bothered me that the one that like got all the jokes was Victor. Yeah and the wider

[00:29:41] [SPEAKER_07]: same in Kim Possible. Kim's very able and Ron is just jokes. Yeah and the wider workplace of us

[00:29:49] [SPEAKER_07]: you've got Ray who's I guess like head of security. Yeah I love Ray. Ray's lovely.

[00:29:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Sorry. Well yeah sorry I just remembered which one that is. So why are we watching it in lockdown

[00:30:03] [SPEAKER_07]: me and Arthur Abeddi. Well I've got a voice note from Arthur and shall I play it?

[00:30:12] [SPEAKER_00]: I love Secret Show. I love Secret Show. I love Secret Show. I would make love to every

[00:30:19] [SPEAKER_07]: single character in that show. I just played that to make the point that we all fancied every

[00:30:24] [SPEAKER_07]: single character all three of us really fancied every character in that show. Not in a kind of

[00:30:31] [SPEAKER_07]: how do I explain this we just have an immense fondness for every character. Yes Ray being we

[00:30:41] [SPEAKER_07]: love Ray and we were shipping Ray with every other character like Ray and changed Ailey are

[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_07]: me. Ray and Victor. Ray the one with the glasses. All the service secret security guys have got

[00:31:00] [SPEAKER_07]: glasses because they all look similar. Ray's the bigger one. Ray's the one in the slightly

[00:31:06] [SPEAKER_07]: different at the suit it's like a blue suit. He's got like an earpiece of blue suit aviators.

[00:31:11] [SPEAKER_16]: Hey hey hey hey hey pass please. Pass? Pass. Oh no pass. Hey come on I just did the eye thing even

[00:31:19] [SPEAKER_18]: the mom thing I mean do I really I mean it's a code red you don't pass without the pass. Morning.

[00:31:23] [SPEAKER_18]: Thanks ma'am. Buddy old friend it's Victor how long have I known you Ray? Ray. Ray. Five years 10

[00:31:29] [SPEAKER_18]: you're gonna throw that away Ray. Look it's not about- If we had kids they'd play together

[00:31:35] [SPEAKER_18]: did you know that Ray? Would they? Best friends why didn't uncle Ray let you into work daddy?

[00:31:40] [SPEAKER_18]: I don't know son. Doesn't uncle Ray love me anymore? No son I don't think he does.

[00:31:45] [SPEAKER_16]: Hey Victor I didn't mean to- Upset our kids. I'm sorry Victor I- Tickle tickle tickle.

[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_16]: Tickle tickle I love you big guy. Oh okay just this once. Can I can I go can I go? Go on get

[00:31:58] [SPEAKER_18]: out of here. Thanks Ray you're one in a million. Say hi to Julie. Yeah I who's Julie?

[00:32:07] [SPEAKER_16]: That guy. He's the one in a million that Victor. Hi Ray. Hi Victor.

[00:32:14] [SPEAKER_07]: But Ray we don't have any kids! We love Ray so what we love about Ray is that he's got his men

[00:32:21] [SPEAKER_07]: around him he's got he's got his guys like and they all they all love him and essential part

[00:32:27] [SPEAKER_07]: of a girl's day out good crew yeah he's got a great crew like it just feels like a lovely

[00:32:32] [SPEAKER_07]: working environment that they all have like for some reason you get the feeling from these

[00:32:39] [SPEAKER_07]: sort of extra characters that all are animated exactly the same just to fill a scene yeah you

[00:32:46] [SPEAKER_07]: kind of get the idea that they had just have a lovely office environment. Ray what on earth are

[00:32:58] [SPEAKER_16]: you? Oh hello Victor the the lads taught me into having a go. Yeah he has a gift sir it

[00:33:04] [SPEAKER_16]: should be encouraged. And why are you all here with him? We're back in singers. Ray Mondo and the

[00:33:11] [SPEAKER_18]: Rayettes on in ten on in ten. Ray Mondo? Well we could use your help Ray Mondo. I'll never

[00:33:21] [SPEAKER_04]: leave this down. Right spread out men and check the dressing rooms for Doctor Doctor. I would love

[00:33:26] [SPEAKER_08]: uh you know they have like all forensic expert reviews movies for yeah I'd love a former spy

[00:33:35] [SPEAKER_07]: how accurate is the secret show? Um yeah there's a a bit where see this is kind of like my problem

[00:33:44] [SPEAKER_07]: with this show is that covering it is hard because there's basically zero information on the background

[00:33:51] [SPEAKER_07]: of it and how who who wrote it and like well you can find out who wrote it but like the production

[00:33:57] [SPEAKER_07]: of it like all of that so I don't want to fall into like the trap of just listing things

[00:34:02] [SPEAKER_07]: that have happened but just a way to illustrate this point is there's the threat in every episode is

[00:34:09] [SPEAKER_07]: the end of the world. Yeah and there's one episode where Ray in his lunch hour has built an end of

[00:34:17] [SPEAKER_07]: the world omitter with like light bulbs going up to the top and when it gets to the top.

[00:34:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah yeah at the top there's like fireworks and when the when the world is saved Ray's like

[00:34:29] [SPEAKER_07]: well what about my fireworks and one of his men is like

[00:34:35] [SPEAKER_16]: so my end of the world fireworks spectacular as often? Never mind Ray let's set him off anyway.

[00:34:43] [SPEAKER_17]: Well done team. Yes thankfully the code to destroy the world is no longer in the brain of a cat

[00:34:51] [SPEAKER_17]: but back in the back in the brain back in the jelly of back in the wobble of uh

[00:35:02] [SPEAKER_17]: it's it's certainly a oh come on we're missing the fireworks. Come on let's go.

[00:35:07] [SPEAKER_07]: And it's just so nice it's so nice. I think if I came home at the end of a work day and had

[00:35:14] [SPEAKER_07]: saved the world I'd want a lot more than fireworks. Yeah they work hard they're hard

[00:35:19] [SPEAKER_07]: workers. The world is on the precipice fucking daily in this show. Changed daily. The other villains I

[00:35:26] [SPEAKER_07]: didn't actually mention the other one sorry you've got Doctor Doctor and she's head of the

[00:35:31] [SPEAKER_07]: organization of them so you've got us and them and then- You know if you're evil your university

[00:35:35] [SPEAKER_07]: will take your doctorate away from you so. Oh well then yeah so them sounds for the horrible

[00:35:42] [SPEAKER_07]: evil men. Men I don't know actually but it's it's us and them which is funny whatever then

[00:35:51] [SPEAKER_07]: you've got that's a joke um you've got the imposters the imposters are like masked villains they live

[00:36:01] [SPEAKER_07]: uh 900 miles no 90 miles they live 90 miles underground so when they went underground to

[00:36:10] [SPEAKER_07]: go fight them there were raptors. Oh okay yeah because they live underground I guess. Yeah I watched

[00:36:15] [SPEAKER_08]: an episode with lizard raptors and they were like how you identify lizard raptors they smell

[00:36:20] [SPEAKER_07]: fuck it awful it's like okay. So their thing is that they can turn into like a hologram of

[00:36:28] [SPEAKER_18]: anyone. Yeah. Ding ba doo. Two seconds we lasted two seconds. So much for Professor Professor's plan.

[00:36:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Huh? Huh? What plan? Professor Professor. What are you doing here? What are you doing here? No what

[00:36:48] [SPEAKER_02]: are you doing here? You sent us here remember? I sent you into the lair of the imposters I'd never

[00:36:55] [SPEAKER_02]: do anything so stupid anyway how could I they caught me two months ago. What two two two months

[00:37:03] [SPEAKER_04]: months ago oh and oh no then who's up there? Oh you seem very happy today Professor Professor.

[00:37:18] [SPEAKER_19]: Oh yes.

[00:37:33] [SPEAKER_07]: This is why you gotta secret codes you gotta have them fucking ready well they they have their

[00:37:43] [SPEAKER_07]: own secret codes so I just start dancing right it's just the the theme tune to identify who's

[00:37:51] [SPEAKER_07]: yeah yeah so in literally episode one yeah and there's two in eaters and she starts singing the

[00:37:56] [SPEAKER_07]: theme tune and Victor is like oh that's the real Anita but before that both Anita's are trying to

[00:38:03] [SPEAKER_07]: get Victor to come towards them and it's a great way of establishing characters in the first episode

[00:38:09] [SPEAKER_07]: because both Anita's not just the real one both of them are going come on Victor good boy come

[00:38:15] [SPEAKER_07]: and it's like yes that's Victor.

[00:38:21] [SPEAKER_04]: No no Victor I'm the real Anita don't listen to her Victor I'm the real Anita come to me come on boy

[00:38:29] [SPEAKER_04]: come on Victor I've got the treat come on yes Victor come on boy come to me come on come on Victor

[00:38:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Victor are you still alive? Impostors do you have their own like saying they say to each other

[00:38:50] [SPEAKER_07]: they go ding badoo yeah and after watching it for like two episodes we're like that's really

[00:38:56] [SPEAKER_07]: dumb and then after about 20 episodes every time they went ding badoo me and Arthur and

[00:39:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Betty would just fall about I think if we're ever in a shapeshifter situation

[00:39:06] [SPEAKER_07]: ding badoo's a great secret code okay fine yeah yeah yeah if that ever happens yeah

[00:39:13] [SPEAKER_07]: do you know what I love? I love the intro it's banging it's starting I'm not even talking about

[00:39:19] [SPEAKER_07]: the music I'm talking about the pre-credits scene oh I can't believe I've not mentioned that yet

[00:39:23] [SPEAKER_07]: every time and it starts every time with a little old lady in a rocking chair outside

[00:39:30] [SPEAKER_07]: and she's got a sweet little granny is her name sweet little granny and she's got like a ukulele

[00:39:35] [SPEAKER_07]: and loads of little rabbits around her it's called the fluffy bunny show perfect piece

[00:39:40] [SPEAKER_07]: you would fucking love that show oh he'd eat it up I because I think I saw one where they blow her up

[00:39:46] [SPEAKER_08]: yeah right so they like clear out all the bunnies make all their men move back and hand her a bomb

[00:39:51] [SPEAKER_07]: and walk away and I was like so go explain Meg yeah so the idea is that they need that time slot to

[00:40:00] [SPEAKER_07]: run the secret show urgently to run the secret show so the beginning of every episode starts

[00:40:04] [SPEAKER_07]: with her and then starts with all of the secret agent men coming in and clearing her out some way

[00:40:12] [SPEAKER_07]: violently it's usually Ray is Ray and his men yeah yeah and then sorry sweet little granny we need

[00:40:19] [SPEAKER_07]: this time slot urgently run the secret show and then it goes into the credits but it's different

[00:40:25] [SPEAKER_03]: every episode it's great oh little cutesy wootsy sweet pea bunny friends sweet little granny here

[00:40:38] [SPEAKER_03]: welcome to the fluffy bunny show shall we sing our song

[00:40:46] [SPEAKER_03]: okay

[00:40:48] [SPEAKER_03]: fluffy fluffy bunny is bouncing in the world

[00:40:54] [SPEAKER_16]: positive ID on the granny over copy that prepare to clear this time slot over

[00:41:00] [SPEAKER_16]: safety off launch the granny

[00:41:07] [SPEAKER_16]: go go go

[00:41:11] [SPEAKER_16]: incoming

[00:41:11] [SPEAKER_16]: coming

[00:41:17] [SPEAKER_08]: clear clear clear run the secret show the that opening sequence bit made me think like I can

[00:41:24] [SPEAKER_08]: really see how this show and other ones like it were like how us watching it as kids has built

[00:41:30] [SPEAKER_07]: our humor because it's so dry and so dark at times yeah like self-referential which I think is

[00:41:38] [SPEAKER_07]: very much the humor of people our age yeah um one of the best ones I think is I have two favorites

[00:41:46] [SPEAKER_07]: actually one is when Ray gets his little nephew to help him clear her out and then lets him say

[00:41:55] [SPEAKER_07]: run the secret show it's like just a little bit of domesticity is nice it's a little uh was it

[00:42:01] [SPEAKER_07]: suicide or suicidal bunny bunny bunny suicides bunny suicides which I totally forgot about for

[00:42:06] [SPEAKER_07]: about 10 years and then was like oh yeah actually I think it was Elsie who mentioned it oh no this

[00:42:11] [SPEAKER_07]: has happened more than once in my life bunny suicides was dark that is that has also shaped

[00:42:17] [SPEAKER_07]: our generation's humor it's a series of cartoon strips of like different creative ways for bunnies

[00:42:24] [SPEAKER_07]: to kill themselves and the old cream egg ads where they were like splitting themselves

[00:42:29] [SPEAKER_07]: in just crushing themselves in various ways like getting naked taking off their wrapping

[00:42:34] [SPEAKER_07]: yes like doing various things to kill themselves and the other my other favorite opening is

[00:42:42] [SPEAKER_07]: sweet little granny is getting a hip replacement so grandpa is running the show and he's like

[00:42:49] [SPEAKER_07]: like southern american like massive to the fluffy bunny show my name is sweet old grandpa

[00:42:59] [SPEAKER_13]: I guess y'all wondering where sweet little granny is huh well she's having a hip replacement

[00:43:05] [SPEAKER_13]: operation ah she'll be fine she's been through worse okay so we sing the song what what I'll do

[00:43:14] [SPEAKER_13]: it anyway I spent all last night learning the thing right okay fluffy fluffy bunny

[00:43:25] [SPEAKER_09]: bouncing in the wood fluffy fluffy bunny

[00:43:29] [SPEAKER_16]: this time slot on my mark go go go hey what is this oh no you don't

[00:43:39] [SPEAKER_13]: you ain't taking my bunnies not on my watch no one takes my buddies like he fights back

[00:43:48] [SPEAKER_07]: oh that's wicked I didn't see that and he's like running about throughout the show so throughout

[00:43:53] [SPEAKER_07]: the show you can see bunnies hopping around like they're just hidden in places and there's two other

[00:44:01] [SPEAKER_07]: versions of that like there's so much detail in it so there's an episode where spiders are like

[00:44:08] [SPEAKER_07]: secret spies and this isn't until a little bit later on but in every episode in at least one

[00:44:15] [SPEAKER_07]: scene you can see a spider just going up someone's chair or going up a picture frame

[00:44:20] [SPEAKER_07]: or something because Meg said earlier to me she was like there's an episode that's called the secret

[00:44:26] [SPEAKER_07]: thing or is about a secret thing that's the that's the first episode and then you were like oh that

[00:44:31] [SPEAKER_08]: that secret thing is in every subsequent episode somewhere which I love I hope I hope the working

[00:44:36] [SPEAKER_08]: environment of making the show was similar to what is depicted in the show yeah because it feels

[00:44:41] [SPEAKER_07]: like they really loved it like there's there is loads and loads and loads of detail in the show

[00:44:46] [SPEAKER_07]: yeah something that I wanted to go on to was the cast so they're all very prolific voice actors

[00:44:53] [SPEAKER_07]: yeah I was going through some of them I was like oh I've seen that I've seen that there's a fimbles

[00:44:58] [SPEAKER_07]: actor in both yeah so Anita yeah yeah she sounds she sounds like the Carter and Brennan she is

[00:45:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Flory yes she wasn't the original Flory she was a subsequent Flory and she didn't do as much

[00:45:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Flory but she's done other voices in the fimbles so Alan Marriott plays Victor Volt he's a Canadian actor

[00:45:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Kate Harbour the only female actress in it plays every female role and you can tell but she's very

[00:45:29] [SPEAKER_07]: good Robert Rackstraw plays Professor Professor Keith Wickham plays Change Daily and Martin Haider

[00:45:35] [SPEAKER_07]: plays Ray so Martin Haider's done less voice work but he's a comedy writer so his IMDB is filled with

[00:45:44] [SPEAKER_07]: like shows that I assume he's not done voice work on because it's like sketch shows and things like

[00:45:51] [SPEAKER_07]: he's done like Harry and Paul is on there and it's like he must have just been a writer on that

[00:45:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Keith Wickham is in so unfortunate that he didn't get to play Chief Wickham

[00:46:02] [SPEAKER_07]: yeah yeah Keith Wickham's in everything so he's in a lot of Thomas Media and I did not know this

[00:46:12] [SPEAKER_07]: until this afternoon he was Cornel the dog in Watch My Chops oh really he was Watch My Chops Bernie

[00:46:19] [SPEAKER_14]: a dog that's incredibly bright I can talk read and write and serve the nettle of the day and

[00:46:31] [SPEAKER_14]: all of the night Cornel you can talk and much more Bernie but keep it to yourself we've recently

[00:46:37] [SPEAKER_07]: had had a request from friend of the Pod Mart so do you watch my childhood switch I loved yeah it's

[00:46:46] [SPEAKER_07]: a great show but yeah I had no idea that he was in that it's about what's really cool I like it

[00:46:52] [SPEAKER_07]: yeah a talking dog I'm easy but yeah all of them are in a lot of things that we would

[00:46:58] [SPEAKER_07]: recognize I want to talk about the cast because you can tell in multiple scenes but mostly

[00:47:08] [SPEAKER_07]: change daily scenes especially when he's at the mantelpiece at the beginning giving their brief

[00:47:15] [SPEAKER_07]: you can tell that it's been animated to his improvisation so the the way that he plays

[00:47:23] [SPEAKER_07]: the character is like slightly drunk and giving like little weird noises in between

[00:47:29] [SPEAKER_07]: like it's he's so funny he's so good I do love I can't bring any to mind right now but I do love

[00:47:37] [SPEAKER_08]: it when they record the voice actor and then they use the like things the voice actor did in the

[00:47:42] [SPEAKER_07]: actual animation I love it yeah they're very clearly doing that you can actually hear them

[00:47:47] [SPEAKER_17]: having a lot of fun I just like to thank Professor Professor for getting shot his

[00:47:54] [SPEAKER_17]: pointy stick conference and getting back here so promptly I brought gifts for everyone don't tell

[00:48:00] [SPEAKER_17]: me a pointy stick a souvenir pointy stick oh thank you no it's okay no as you know my name for

[00:48:10] [SPEAKER_17]: reasons of security has changed today live today you may call me like Kate Harbour playing sweet

[00:48:16] [SPEAKER_07]: little granny is so funny the way that the noises she's doing when sweet little granny is like straining

[00:48:25] [SPEAKER_07]: to hear the audience so she says shall we sing our song and then there's like sometimes like as long

[00:48:31] [SPEAKER_07]: as a three second pause I thought she's like waiting to hear the audience say yeah and you

[00:48:37] [SPEAKER_07]: can hear go yeah I was like wait what's happening okay that yeah that's genius change daily looks

[00:48:45] [SPEAKER_07]: a bit like Matt Berry he does and kind of like current Pierce Brosnan and a little bit a little bit

[00:48:53] [SPEAKER_07]: who's in our bathroom oh um Rob Delaney yes everyone knows already that we have a Rob room

[00:49:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Rob Delaney print out the size of our door right yes I wish it was full sized

[00:49:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Rob Delaney sized yeah Rob if Rob Delaney were three foot I mean it's still three foot three foot tall

[00:49:16] [SPEAKER_07]: so it's still quite yeah it's quite big we had to we had to custom order it yeah so it's a picture

[00:49:22] [SPEAKER_07]: that he posted on his own um in sorry Twitter and we thought it was so funny and also a little bit

[00:49:30] [SPEAKER_07]: sexy and we were like it would be really funny to have it on our bathroom door I just realized

[00:49:35] [SPEAKER_08]: with you saying that I'm like that actually sounds really weird the thing we've done well actually if

[00:49:41] [SPEAKER_07]: you follow Rob Delaney on Twitter I feel like doing that is really on brand in keeping with yeah it is

[00:49:48] [SPEAKER_07]: Delaney's own brand yeah just imagine gender flipped well yeah but you know okay yeah but gender

[00:49:56] [SPEAKER_07]: he's wearing like running no he's wearing like boxes and running shoes and a t-shirt and if a

[00:50:01] [SPEAKER_07]: woman was so funny that would also be very funny wouldn't it it's hilarious in fact I got quite offended

[00:50:07] [SPEAKER_07]: when my dad walked in there once well no both my parents came over it's always fun when we have

[00:50:13] [SPEAKER_07]: guests oh yeah we love to see their reaction yeah but it's so weird when they say nothing

[00:50:17] [SPEAKER_07]: that's it my dad said nothing and I brought it up I was like so did you see um and my dad said

[00:50:23] [SPEAKER_07]: yeah that has to be his face on someone else's body and I was like actually offended on behalf

[00:50:28] [SPEAKER_07]: of Rob Delaney because he's looking great yeah um we once uh our landlords came around yeah we

[00:50:34] [SPEAKER_07]: forgot to because typically we'd take that down if our landlords were coming around and we forgot

[00:50:40] [SPEAKER_07]: and our landlady went for a wee and I was standing in the kitchen with Elsie and I went

[00:50:45] [SPEAKER_07]: the rob still on the door and we were oh fuck she's just gone in there close the door she

[00:50:52] [SPEAKER_07]: sat down on the toilet she's gonna see it she came out and she said nothing either yeah

[00:50:57] [SPEAKER_07]: I said I felt like I needed to break the silence like oh I'm sorry I was like sorry about the rob

[00:51:03] [SPEAKER_07]: on the door we uh we take that down when guests come around and she went I've got two sons I don't care

[00:51:10] [SPEAKER_07]: she was like I've seen much much much much worse it's not like salacious in any way it's funny

[00:51:16] [SPEAKER_07]: it's hard to explain to you yeah well the worst reaction is who is Rob Delaney that's the most

[00:51:24] [SPEAKER_07]: upsetting I mean just to keep this in on topic with the theme of our podcast not only is he a

[00:51:31] [SPEAKER_07]: brilliant comedian but he was the first person ever to do a sign language CBB's bedtime story

[00:51:36] [SPEAKER_07]: aw did you not know that I didn't know that that's so sweet I'm getting chills talking about it

[00:51:41] [SPEAKER_07]: and the little one said roll over roll over that was the story and they all rolled over

[00:51:50] [SPEAKER_08]: oh that's yeah it is weirder when someone I think my brother or his girlfriend when they came out

[00:51:56] [SPEAKER_08]: of the bathroom one of them was like why have you got some random man on your door and I was like

[00:52:02] [SPEAKER_07]: not a random man I was like yeah it's Rob Delaney we thought about it quite carefully yeah

[00:52:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Laura is very defensive of this now but when me and Elsie first got this printed she was very

[00:52:11] [SPEAKER_07]: against it and now she's so forward that she's cut out more rubs and put them in the room and

[00:52:16] [SPEAKER_07]: that's why she calls it the robber we've got Robin from Batman that was Meg's choice we've got

[00:52:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Bob Mortimer yeah with his collective with his um cheese puff hat yeah and we've got Robert Patterson

[00:52:30] [SPEAKER_07]: as Edward Cullen yeah when he's doing the this was a tiktok thing yeah when he's doing the bad

[00:52:35] [SPEAKER_07]: smell pose this was a tiktok thing but I thought it was hilarious so we've done it too yep and

[00:52:40] [SPEAKER_07]: that's it and proudly on our toilet we have more rubs ready to be cut out and put in there but

[00:52:44] [SPEAKER_07]: none of us have done it no yeah we've got a list the rob room the rob room I almost I almost thought

[00:52:50] [SPEAKER_07]: a cut out like a cardboard cut out of Robert De Niro to put in there oh that's good but I I keep

[00:52:57] [SPEAKER_07]: because the littleness of it we get enough packages that I could make that so I was like I'm not

[00:53:01] [SPEAKER_07]: spending money on it so if you've got any Rob suggestions yeah I really want to get

[00:53:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Dread Pirate Roberts in there I want Carrie Elle as an abathurium I want Dr Robert Liston

[00:53:11] [SPEAKER_07]: oh good good yeah that's the fastest knife in

[00:53:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Robbie Burns yeah good I like it when it's just paintings that will confuse everyone so much

[00:53:26] [SPEAKER_07]: it's so weird because um once we did take that down when I think when our landlords were coming

[00:53:32] [SPEAKER_07]: around and it was so weird looking at a blank door it was horrible now I need eye contact to we

[00:53:38] [SPEAKER_07]: it is a bit weird going yeah going in there when you're quite pissed I mean your eye staring Rob

[00:53:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Delaney in the face well no because you're actually eye to eye with his bulge yeah

[00:53:53] [SPEAKER_07]: stare staring him in the nuts and we've put a sticky um mustache on his face now which I don't

[00:54:00] [SPEAKER_07]: think we can take off without ruining the picture I concur but that's fine maybe I did that drunk

[00:54:06] [SPEAKER_07]: as well did you yeah it was a it was our Halloween party yes I'm sure it was yeah absolutely wasted

[00:54:11] [SPEAKER_08]: Meg was dressed up as Magnum PI that's why we had the moustaches a bunch of moustaches your door

[00:54:16] [SPEAKER_07]: still has a label under this as staff only from that same party yeah well my my door had that

[00:54:24] [SPEAKER_07]: sign as well but I just let people in so did my wardrobe became the cloakroom and I gave

[00:54:29] [SPEAKER_07]: someone a fucking tour of all my stuff I know what else went in my room you know I went

[00:54:33] [SPEAKER_07]: that's why the stop only is still there it's the only one that lived up to its name

[00:54:39] [SPEAKER_16]: she's heading towards the stage well burqa from the west wing

[00:54:44] [SPEAKER_05]: freeze right you're coming with us I don't think so hypnotize hypnotize hypnotize hypnotize

[00:55:16] [SPEAKER_06]: get them

[00:55:22] [SPEAKER_06]: what have you done hypnotize them with my song and soon the whole world will be hypnotized

[00:55:32] [SPEAKER_06]: and in my power I knew it I got the idea from some old cartoon show yes I was right yes who's your daddy

[00:55:41] [SPEAKER_08]: the do you have did you find anything about like the art style production wise because I thought it was

[00:55:46] [SPEAKER_07]: super interesting it's like very cut out almost it is it's very geometric yeah it's very finnish and

[00:55:52] [SPEAKER_07]: fur that's what I thought yes it is very finnish and fur which came first I would imagine that

[00:55:58] [SPEAKER_07]: finnish and fur I actually don't know why I said that but I don't know what's do you want me to

[00:56:11] [SPEAKER_07]: open it on instagram and someone commented saying if my run cycle looked like that I'd be fired so a

[00:56:20] [SPEAKER_07]: run cycle I believe and I should have checked with Betty because she studies animation is the way that

[00:56:26] [SPEAKER_07]: you animate a character running it's the series of movements ah yeah and after they said that I

[00:56:33] [SPEAKER_07]: looked at it and I was like it does look they do look a bit laboured but I don't know if that

[00:56:39] [SPEAKER_07]: was the point because it's clearly made by very talented people secret shows first secret show

[00:56:43] [SPEAKER_07]: was first by one year so they were probably overlapping in production so I don't think anyone

[00:56:47] [SPEAKER_07]: copied anyone sure do you know what I love about the style is the fingers oh yes they've all got three

[00:56:53] [SPEAKER_07]: fingers on each hand and they're like really long I might have a normal amount of fingers five

[00:56:59] [SPEAKER_07]: I think they've got five on each hand oh right okay long and square on the end oh yeah it's very

[00:57:05] [SPEAKER_07]: like cartoon network in the 2000s every is like a square hand a little claw like

[00:57:10] [SPEAKER_07]: oh yeah they're weird it's four fingers okay no that's three it's three fingers and a thumb right

[00:57:17] [SPEAKER_07]: it's a four finger sorry but yeah so their fingers are so long in proportion to their bodies

[00:57:23] [SPEAKER_07]: truly are look at that look at the hand is yeah so I kind of um ship Victor and Anita

[00:57:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Victor anyone else no no no victory victory victory I think Anita deserves a put together person

[00:57:40] [SPEAKER_07]: I think she should date one of the totally spies they'd get on very well what about Victor and

[00:57:46] [SPEAKER_07]: change daily not no no sorry Anita and change daily is what I meant to say that I'm not clear

[00:57:53] [SPEAKER_07]: of the age difference that's better are you clear of the age difference well when

[00:57:58] [SPEAKER_07]: he was the victor of his day and we Victor we know to be 20 yes um is that all I'll explain why in a

[00:58:06] [SPEAKER_07]: minute I know he's like their their top spy it's not right but anyway when not correct when he

[00:58:13] [SPEAKER_07]: was the victor of his day and he was quote unquote abandoned by Lucy who 20 years ago that

[00:58:19] [SPEAKER_07]: was 20 years ago so he's at least 40 so he's at least 40 but you can imagine it with a

[00:58:23] [SPEAKER_07]: suave older gentle I can right take care of her but I do again think she deserves someone

[00:58:29] [SPEAKER_07]: more put together than change daily yeah change daily is also an idiot yeah crucially she had to

[00:58:35] [SPEAKER_07]: tell him to turn over the pain I mean he's he's a drunk he is I mean they're in the speaking

[00:58:40] [SPEAKER_07]: holding alcohol he is the opening episode he is supposed to say I'll hold the fort and he says

[00:58:46] [SPEAKER_07]: I'll hold the port I mean fought there's an episode where he has to go back go back into

[00:58:50] [SPEAKER_07]: the field and he's bad he was like he really is the one where he goes back and meets his old

[00:58:56] [SPEAKER_07]: partner right and she's like glad to see you kept it up we're here because she's been on a hamster

[00:59:02] [SPEAKER_08]: wheel for 20 years so she is yeah it is a fucking fiddle and he's like falling over

[00:59:11] [SPEAKER_10]: Lucy is it really you yes you yes you yes you stupid half-baked

[00:59:21] [SPEAKER_10]: idiotic fool where have you been Lucy I've been waiting to be rescued for 20 years I could explain

[00:59:31] [SPEAKER_07]: rather him than me so professor professor we need to talk about right my favorite professor

[00:59:37] [SPEAKER_07]: professor moment and this is something that stuck with me since I watched it as a child like it's

[00:59:42] [SPEAKER_07]: one of the very few things that actually stayed in my head that reminded me that the show was

[00:59:48] [SPEAKER_07]: funny there's an episode where doctor doctor has been infiltrating everyone's dreams and she's making

[00:59:54] [SPEAKER_07]: them dance in their dreams so that everyone's too tired during the day and fascinatingly incorrect but

[01:00:01] [SPEAKER_07]: yes well really yeah they have three fingers and they were square and half my contribution to most

[01:00:09] [SPEAKER_07]: things in life is neuroscience psychology so so by all means Laura would be the brain of our

[01:00:18] [SPEAKER_08]: do I feel like the brain of our brain to know about brain am I am I I think what we get into

[01:00:28] [SPEAKER_07]: there is podcast roles household roles I don't know if you're the brain to the household either

[01:00:35] [SPEAKER_07]: I Laura is so smart but she's so she's the only one that knows how to pay our rent Meg

[01:00:41] [SPEAKER_08]: I do I do all the money okay I do most of the money I do the meter readings I fix everything

[01:00:52] [SPEAKER_08]: I organize the fridge and the cupboards right who asked you to do that no I asked me to do that

[01:00:58] [SPEAKER_08]: because I like I like to know where everything is yeah Laura likes to organize the fridge and then

[01:01:02] [SPEAKER_07]: we get in trouble putting things in the fridge it's unbelievable that of the three of us Laura has

[01:01:08] [SPEAKER_07]: the most ADHD as well for sure but you're working very hard to combat it I can see that oh my god

[01:01:15] [SPEAKER_07]: earlier so I was in the kitchen with Laura and she said to me can I have one of your bagels and I

[01:01:22] [SPEAKER_07]: said she said can I have one of your bagels and I said those are Elsie's mine are in the

[01:01:31] [SPEAKER_07]: freezer you've heard about three Laura said I've had three and I said I didn't think I was always

[01:01:38] [SPEAKER_07]: getting through them quickly because I've not they're going quite fast but I've not seen her eat

[01:01:44] [SPEAKER_07]: any and Laura was like oh and I was like right so you're happy to take my things from me but not

[01:01:50] [SPEAKER_08]: Elsie's we haven't unspoken agreement about the bagels actually is spoken agreement about the

[01:01:55] [SPEAKER_07]: bagels I'm so sorry oh it's fine no it's okay I'm gonna have one tomorrow I'm actually glad

[01:02:01] [SPEAKER_07]: so bagels come in fives and I don't eat them that frequently but I wanted bagels when I bought

[01:02:06] [SPEAKER_07]: them so I do appreciate you getting through them for me so basically Laura needs to know where my

[01:02:11] [SPEAKER_07]: things are well she eats mine and I'll see I know where everything is in relation to each other so

[01:02:17] [SPEAKER_08]: if I didn't if there was like a black hole in the map of the fridge that would make me struggle

[01:02:21] [SPEAKER_08]: more right okay so I know where your things are currently we don't have a system so I don't

[01:02:26] [SPEAKER_07]: have anything it's back to the dream episode yeah so sorry it's okay so to combat this dream

[01:02:36] [SPEAKER_07]: infiltration inception style he puts them professor professor takes Victor and Anita

[01:02:44] [SPEAKER_07]: and for some reason change daily and they're in a bed the jokes they're in a triple bed

[01:02:50] [SPEAKER_07]: together well a quadruple bed because the mantle piece has to be there as well look at

[01:02:54] [SPEAKER_07]: and you can see the fire through the lighting up through the debate he says I need it with me

[01:03:02] [SPEAKER_07]: and he puts them to sleep under laboratory conditions and laboratory conditions laboratory

[01:03:09] [SPEAKER_07]: laboratory laboratory conditions laboratory laboratory conditions thank you

[01:03:16] [SPEAKER_07]: laboratory conditions I'm sorry that I'm just repeating a joke I could just put a clip in but

[01:03:21] [SPEAKER_07]: this is just one of my favorite moments of the entire show absolutely he starts howling

[01:03:37] [SPEAKER_07]: they're like yeah and they're like what's happening and he says it's a bavarian bedtime howl

[01:03:44] [SPEAKER_02]: it's an ancient bavarian bedtime howl my mother used to sing it to me

[01:03:50] [SPEAKER_07]: which he's so proud of and the the lyrics of the howl is go to sleep counting sheep there are several

[01:03:59] [SPEAKER_07]: anyway they go they go quiet and he says I never told my mother to shut up when she howled me to sleep

[01:04:07] [SPEAKER_07]: you need to put it so it's yeah I do I will it's so funny never told my mother to shut up when

[01:04:14] [SPEAKER_07]: she howled me to sleep anyway it's the reason I'm struggling to talk about this show is because

[01:04:18] [SPEAKER_07]: what we pride ourselves on here at Thoughts TV is that we take a non-surface level look at the

[01:04:27] [SPEAKER_07]: show but you know we like to talk about like what does this mean for the culture what does this mean

[01:04:34] [SPEAKER_07]: what did this mean then compared to now like actual ideas and shit and we can't do that with this

[01:04:41] [SPEAKER_07]: this is something I remember watching a lot when I was off sick this and watch my chops I remember

[01:04:46] [SPEAKER_07]: being on like reruns in the day so a lot of Keith Wickham in your ears as a child I think thanks Keith

[01:04:52] [SPEAKER_07]: this show 100% could be made now basically unchanged because I think it's still completely

[01:04:58] [SPEAKER_07]: holds up I mean yeah unlike a basil brush yeah the last thing we recorded this um is aged pretty

[01:05:05] [SPEAKER_07]: well yeah because it's also stylistic there's no aging really in the animation yeah not at all

[01:05:11] [SPEAKER_07]: especially the so the jokes the like self-referential jokes like the ventilation shop one works for adults

[01:05:18] [SPEAKER_07]: as well like in the way that's not like vulgar yeah none of those jokes are vulgar but I don't

[01:05:22] [SPEAKER_08]: think like a seven year old knows enough spy tropes to know that's a joke so I think that

[01:05:28] [SPEAKER_08]: also holds up really well because like it's funny for someone older watching it as well

[01:05:32] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean we spent me and Elsa spent the afternoon watching it and I was I was completely

[01:05:37] [SPEAKER_07]: diverted by it the whole time it was so good you guys were laughing a lot funny yeah really funny

[01:05:42] [SPEAKER_07]: like it's something I like about it is the I mean just for example the change daily names

[01:05:50] [SPEAKER_07]: they're obviously because it's CBBC it's completely non vulgar and yet funny words are still

[01:05:56] [SPEAKER_07]: funny yeah like uh Leopold Snag Trouser is one of his names it's funny and I have a feeling

[01:06:03] [SPEAKER_07]: I cannot confirm this that because they that's feelings

[01:06:18] [SPEAKER_07]: right sorry good bitch there is a behind the scenes video I think the only behind the

[01:06:27] [SPEAKER_07]: scenes video of the secret show where Keith Wickham is taking you through the studios but he's behind

[01:06:32] [SPEAKER_07]: the camera and he's doing the voice of change daily like a vlog so it's like a change daily

[01:06:37] [SPEAKER_07]: vlog and he goes into the studio with the other actors and they're sat in a line with a microphone

[01:06:42] [SPEAKER_07]: each so I feel like they were all recorded together oh I love it when shows do that I think I think they

[01:06:48] [SPEAKER_07]: were and I get the feeling because it's so natural sounding that those actors possibly hear his name

[01:06:55] [SPEAKER_07]: in real time because they all have a laugh after he names his name yeah so I have a feeling

[01:07:02] [SPEAKER_02]: that's what happened 21 years ago we sent our best agent undercover into dimension 10

[01:07:11] [SPEAKER_02]: that agent was Lionel Volt my dad an agent but you told me he was it was just a cover story Victor

[01:07:22] [SPEAKER_18]: so I spent all those years learning how to spell and in carbocation phatorologist for nothing yep

[01:07:28] [SPEAKER_02]: now I would like to hand you over to another of our top agents step forward special agent

[01:07:35] [SPEAKER_11]: mil dad volt mom okay okay now that's that's my mom listen up thank you professor professor

[01:07:48] [SPEAKER_07]: it's amazing that they managed to get so much into the time that they have in the episode

[01:07:53] [SPEAKER_07]: considering like literally the first two minutes it not the same but the same

[01:08:00] [SPEAKER_07]: formula it's like the getting rid of the the rabbit grandmother

[01:08:08] [SPEAKER_07]: the intro music and then change daily introducing his name

[01:08:13] [SPEAKER_07]: I feel like I'm missing out a lot of things that I need to say but all of those things are

[01:08:20] [SPEAKER_07]: actually just jokes I like yeah which is not how to do a podcast and this one was good and then

[01:08:26] [SPEAKER_07]: this one was good I laughed at this I laughed at this episode I loved the one where they meet aliens

[01:08:33] [SPEAKER_07]: and the aliens smell so good that they eat them oh my god and so turtles they get you see that one

[01:08:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Laura yeah I think I think so with this beeping I don't know there's like an alien and like a thing

[01:08:47] [SPEAKER_07]: yeah yeah yeah a quash yeah the alien looks like a snake and the leader of the world meets the alien

[01:08:56] [SPEAKER_07]: and it smells like it's televised and she slurps it up like a piece of spaghetti well no it's not

[01:09:02] [SPEAKER_07]: the leader of the world it's so that it is no the leader of the world in this show oh shit yeah

[01:09:09] [SPEAKER_07]: she's a big woman she's like a big tall woman with a tiny little husband tiny little husband and

[01:09:13] [SPEAKER_07]: she talks in gibberish and the only person that can translate is her husband so he's the one that

[01:09:19] [SPEAKER_07]: talks as the world leader states so clearly but victor and anita were dressed up as those two

[01:09:32] [SPEAKER_07]: because because of security reasons so for the televised version of meeting the first alien

[01:09:39] [SPEAKER_07]: victor and anita had to be the ones on telly yeah and they meet the alien and the cloche

[01:09:46] [SPEAKER_07]: comes off and the smell is so good that anita just fucking eats this alien slurps up and it's so

[01:09:53] [SPEAKER_08]: funny this reminds me of I don't know if you guys know much about this um they were trying to bring

[01:09:59] [SPEAKER_08]: a particular species of turtle back to the british museum to be like classified I knew this

[01:10:05] [SPEAKER_08]: yeah like classified than that and they they would have a bunch of these turtles on board

[01:10:11] [SPEAKER_08]: because you can stack them right um so that they had loads and loads of them on board and it

[01:10:15] [SPEAKER_08]: took a crazy amount of time I can't remember how long it was but it's like over a decade before

[01:10:21] [SPEAKER_08]: these turtles actually made it back to London because they kept eating them because they were

[01:10:28] [SPEAKER_08]: they were too good they were eight delicious and b they'd have like a um so slightly gruesome but if

[01:10:35] [SPEAKER_08]: you like cut open the belly of this particular species of turtle it also has like a water store

[01:10:40] [SPEAKER_08]: so there'd be like fresh water inside the turtle so it would be like okay so we need this water also

[01:10:46] [SPEAKER_07]: here's some food so it took a really long time to be back and living honestly fair enough I I can't

[01:10:53] [SPEAKER_07]: really fun yeah I've never been at sea for years and years yeah fucking hungry so you get halfway

[01:10:59] [SPEAKER_08]: back to the UK oh fuck we finished all the turtles might as well go back and get some more

[01:11:03] [SPEAKER_08]: bring a turtle back to you if i'm dead so yeah like I can't really fault them for doing it

[01:11:09] [SPEAKER_08]: but it is why the total population of that particular species is very low now so in this episode

[01:11:15] [SPEAKER_07]: um everyone smells their own favourite food crucially their own favourite meat

[01:11:22] [SPEAKER_18]: what happened you ate the alien live on world television

[01:11:29] [SPEAKER_04]: no no really what happened and now again in slow motion

[01:11:41] [SPEAKER_07]: yes we more slow them up and Victor is like eating them and Victor's like I know why I'm not

[01:11:48] [SPEAKER_07]: affected and then there's like a fleet of like um space scooters and they all have like a little

[01:11:54] [SPEAKER_07]: leaf on the side and they're all vegetarians they're all vegetarians so they go off to try

[01:11:59] [SPEAKER_07]: and save the day but as it turns out some of them are affected because they do eat fish

[01:12:06] [SPEAKER_07]: so Ray comes with them Victor's like Ray since when was a fish a vegetable yeah yeah he like he like

[01:12:15] [SPEAKER_07]: that's spelling surprisingly fishy aren't they and then he eats one and he's like when was a fish

[01:12:20] [SPEAKER_07]: a vegetable all right guys put your hands up if you eat fish and they're all like sometimes

[01:12:25] [SPEAKER_08]: yeah so you need the vegans to actually do this one yeah the committed one and then you know

[01:12:30] [SPEAKER_08]: the vegetarians the committed vegetarians the ones that don't slip into pescetarianism when it

[01:12:35] [SPEAKER_07]: yeah me as it turns out at the end of the episode they um they actually needed people to eat them

[01:12:45] [SPEAKER_07]: in order for them to like reproduce so they're like an alien again so they all basically

[01:12:50] [SPEAKER_07]: like is it like they burp out is it burp they burp out like a new species and they come out in bubbles

[01:12:56] [SPEAKER_07]: and they're basically just babies of the alien and they're like thank you for being part of our

[01:13:00] [SPEAKER_07]: life cycle thank you for your acidic digestive tract i just like out of the adipose episode

[01:13:07] [SPEAKER_07]: dr who where fat turns into babies yeah and they were like you'd be like you'd be so

[01:13:12] [SPEAKER_07]: fucking relieved that that was actually what you were supposed to do yeah it's a great episode

[01:13:17] [SPEAKER_07]: at the end they're having their debrief and change daily says

[01:13:21] [SPEAKER_17]: mankind has sought the answer to the biggest question of all why are we here well now we know

[01:13:31] [SPEAKER_17]: everybody comfortable with that oh yeah very comfy good i once saw a tweet that said that

[01:13:41] [SPEAKER_07]: dr earthcapita are like aliens pretending to be pizzas i like dr earthcapita yeah i don't know how

[01:13:50] [SPEAKER_07]: to explain it but every single dr earthcapita flavor tastes the same true it could have

[01:13:56] [SPEAKER_07]: any different thing on it but they will all taste the same there was not all tastes like the chicken

[01:14:01] [SPEAKER_08]: and spinach one this week or not there was not a huge amount of like frozen pizza brands in

[01:14:08] [SPEAKER_08]: singapore so dr earthcapita is kind of the only reliable one that you'd find so i ate that fucking

[01:14:14] [SPEAKER_08]: years all the time because my dad was away a lot so it was like oh what are you having for dinner

[01:14:17] [SPEAKER_08]: another dr earthcapita so i really like that used to be a lot cheaper and then people started finding

[01:14:23] [SPEAKER_07]: them delicious and now they're like do you remember the ad for it where she cuts out a random

[01:14:28] [SPEAKER_07]: triangle from the middle oh yeah but the thing is that's one that's the only pizza you could do

[01:14:34] [SPEAKER_07]: that with because it's not a pizza it's an alien pretending to be an alien food masquerade

[01:14:40] [SPEAKER_07]: one you have to explain to an alien what a pizza was and for them to morph into it yeah one day

[01:14:46] [SPEAKER_07]: someone's gonna try and eat a dr earthcapita and it's gonna be a mimic neither of you will get

[01:14:51] [SPEAKER_07]: that okay someone might think they're making a joke we don't get someone will someone will

[01:14:56] [SPEAKER_07]: someone at home is laughing fortunately by the time you've edited this and put this out

[01:15:02] [SPEAKER_08]: you can get rid of that because she said it i will remember it's a d and d thing okay when are you

[01:15:08] [SPEAKER_08]: gonna get around to listening to this episode by the time you listen to it you'll have forgotten

[01:15:11] [SPEAKER_08]: you made that joke that's not an incorrect statement you must get earth gravity back at all costs

[01:15:23] [SPEAKER_17]: yes oh no that's that's personal carry on does anyone have any other memorable moments from the

[01:15:30] [SPEAKER_07]: show before we try and talk about something deep about it they're all quite cool they feel cool

[01:15:37] [SPEAKER_07]: don't they it feels cool it feels like a nice place to work yeah i feel like just based on the

[01:15:43] [SPEAKER_07]: fact that mi6 or mi5 is one of the top hires of gay people some of the people in that office are

[01:15:49] [SPEAKER_07]: gay well even though he keeps a picture of lucy woo on his um mental piece he maintains

[01:15:56] [SPEAKER_07]: that there was nothing between them and i do believe i believe him that lucy woo was played

[01:16:01] [SPEAKER_07]: by felicity kendall the only other female actor in that show ever grace this show me too i hope

[01:16:10] [SPEAKER_07]: i'm correct about that i should shall i check right now because yeah talk amongst yourselves

[01:16:16] [SPEAKER_07]: you having that drink in front of the method bottle kind of makes it look like

[01:16:21] [SPEAKER_07]: you're having a little little drink you've disinfectant i just want to feel clean

[01:16:26] [SPEAKER_04]: all right donald trump fucking hell yeah you're not like the other floaty boys you're kind wake thanks

[01:16:36] [SPEAKER_07]: yeah felicity kendall was um the only other it's her and kate harbour against the world

[01:16:43] [SPEAKER_18]: oh ping ping oh ping i'm sorry i was gonna tell you i was a sticky head after you popped

[01:16:50] [SPEAKER_18]: but there was no time i lost my head he got out of hand i hung you even took my pretty solar system

[01:16:58] [SPEAKER_18]: i know i know that's why i'm here you see one of those planets is my home

[01:17:06] [SPEAKER_18]: your home yes and i need your helping right now our planet should be floating free

[01:17:13] [SPEAKER_18]: just like your head but how do you know you can trust me because you're not like the other floaties

[01:17:20] [SPEAKER_08]: you're kind weak oh i think it's really interesting something that i was talking to

[01:17:28] [SPEAKER_08]: meg about this earlier a 2000s thing so there's like genres that go in and out of fashion right

[01:17:33] [SPEAKER_08]: so like heists are kind of in an out of fashion at the moment spy stuff was so popular in the 2000s

[01:17:41] [SPEAKER_08]: that i was just thinking like there's so many spy shows and i think a lot of children when we were

[01:17:46] [SPEAKER_07]: children wanted to be spies why because it's cool it's secrets true i it's just the thing it's

[01:17:54] [SPEAKER_08]: completely fallen out of like if i talk to my cousins about it they're 10 now fucking they

[01:17:59] [SPEAKER_08]: turned 10 very recently if i talk to them about it they probably don't watch any spy stuff they'd

[01:18:04] [SPEAKER_07]: probably only spy stuff they'd be able to be like oh james bond but like there was so much spy stuff

[01:18:10] [SPEAKER_07]: made when we were kids you're so right my brother had those um those sunglasses that had the mirrors

[01:18:15] [SPEAKER_07]: at the side so you can see behind you yeah well actually you have a similar thing do i yeah

[01:18:22] [SPEAKER_07]: you have those goggles no you have those crochet glasses yeah oh yeah i do in them

[01:18:27] [SPEAKER_07]: so you can see the tv and you crochet at the same time they um they're like they're like reading

[01:18:33] [SPEAKER_08]: glasses for like when you're lying down so that they project your vision 90 degrees like or more than

[01:18:39] [SPEAKER_07]: 90 degrees so you can see what's beneath you yeah you can see what like if you're walking around

[01:18:42] [SPEAKER_07]: without craning your neck yeah if you're walking around wearing them you see your feet you do

[01:18:46] [SPEAKER_07]: lose significant call points for that well it makes you look like a snail because that's

[01:18:51] [SPEAKER_07]: not point pointing out like little feelers it does but also i've heard that if you're

[01:18:56] [SPEAKER_07]: like if you're outside using them be really careful because you can get a moment with a sun

[01:18:59] [SPEAKER_08]: it's just reflected directly into your eye balls death ray straight into your eyeballs yeah

[01:19:04] [SPEAKER_16]: i'm patching through a week video signal now 10.4 3.1 2.8 which of the three of us do you think is

[01:19:12] [SPEAKER_07]: the coolest because i definitely think that that puts a long road well i think right to try

[01:19:17] [SPEAKER_07]: that to the bottom i think that you should think you're like not you make specifically you in

[01:19:24] [SPEAKER_07]: the royal you the royal you should think you're the coolest out of like for self-esteem reasons

[01:19:31] [SPEAKER_07]: for self-esteem reasons but also out of the three of us because we have like some a lot

[01:19:34] [SPEAKER_07]: uncommon but we have loads of varied interests that don't we're all very different we're

[01:19:38] [SPEAKER_07]: really excited we're all we've lived together so much i think we're just one homogenous

[01:19:43] [SPEAKER_08]: we blob we had someone someone on the discord that was like you guys have really similar

[01:19:49] [SPEAKER_07]: personalities like really yeah well i think i think it's easy to think that when we come together

[01:19:54] [SPEAKER_08]: to talk about one thing yeah we agree about a lot but we have a lot of stuff that doesn't overlap

[01:19:58] [SPEAKER_07]: politically we're on the same page one time me and laura were having a conversation and elsey

[01:20:02] [SPEAKER_07]: walked in and said you know listen to you two talk is just like listening to two people agree

[01:20:07] [SPEAKER_07]: we were like that's all our conversations always two dumb bitches telling each other exactly

[01:20:12] [SPEAKER_08]: we okay that conversation predates that by years i will say no i know i know um because i

[01:20:19] [SPEAKER_08]: think to me i am the coolest but like if you take it okay but think about you wearing those

[01:20:26] [SPEAKER_08]: yay me wearing the coolest me wearing those glasses though i'm not the coolest but it's like

[01:20:30] [SPEAKER_07]: you take an objective view versus a subjective view i think you should think you're the cool

[01:20:35] [SPEAKER_07]: meg do you think you're the coolest um of the three of us no i do

[01:20:40] [SPEAKER_07]: think that we're all cool in our own separate ways well i don't know what's a spy cool the

[01:20:46] [SPEAKER_07]: birthday present i bought myself this year oh god was um a tote bag oh yeah printed on it

[01:20:55] [SPEAKER_07]: the cloud nine uh the george harrison cloud nine album cover because i think it is the hardest

[01:21:02] [SPEAKER_07]: album cover ever made see i think you get a hundred people right you ask them you tell them

[01:21:08] [SPEAKER_08]: a bunch about each of the three of us i think you'll get like a fairly like 30 to 40 spread for each

[01:21:15] [SPEAKER_07]: of us thinking that that person's the coolest if that makes sense well that's generous to me

[01:21:19] [SPEAKER_07]: because i think there's certain things that each of us follow go into that someone's gonna

[01:21:25] [SPEAKER_07]: think it's cool and someone else isn't i don't think that i think you're cool just i have the

[01:21:35] [SPEAKER_07]: coolest tech setup but that's not exactly you guys aren't trying so also a tech setup is inherently

[01:21:42] [SPEAKER_07]: uncool depending on who you are or really yeah i mean yeah if you ask uncool people i mean listen

[01:21:48] [SPEAKER_07]: meg you are of the three of us you are the most obsessed with star trek so who were you to say

[01:21:54] [SPEAKER_07]: that yeah you love sci-fi yeah like we are very true bitch with george harrison on a tote bag all three

[01:22:01] [SPEAKER_07]: of us have really uncool things about us right also the most uncool thing about you then do you

[01:22:08] [SPEAKER_07]: think uh this podcast yeah it's harsh but true harsh but straight

[01:22:22] [SPEAKER_18]: you stole earth's gravity just so you could have falling down parties

[01:22:32] [SPEAKER_08]: like i have i have a mixture of like 20 year old tech bro hobbies and then grandma hobbies it's weird

[01:22:39] [SPEAKER_07]: yeah i mean we can all do some very cool things and some very uncool things i mean yeah i don't

[01:22:45] [SPEAKER_07]: broadcast the star trek thing because i have a job do you think your boss wouldn't like star trek

[01:22:52] [SPEAKER_07]: or doesn't know my i hope he doesn't mind me saying this because he doesn't know about the podcast but

[01:22:58] [SPEAKER_07]: his his specialist subject is back to the future which you all know is also my favorite film oh you

[01:23:06] [SPEAKER_07]: love it my one of my colleagues sends a comedy quiz every monday and one day he wasn't in so my boss

[01:23:14] [SPEAKER_07]: in lieu of him sent a quiz but the quiz was back to the future and he got 100% on the quiz because

[01:23:23] [SPEAKER_08]: he said it yeah well i was like yeah you fiddled this so you can win okay here's how we decide who's

[01:23:30] [SPEAKER_07]: the coolest what is everyone's um mastermind subject my mastermind subject is the league of

[01:23:40] [SPEAKER_07]: gentlemen okay flags of the world interesting i think i'd probably do like mass effect law all three

[01:23:48] [SPEAKER_07]: of those are lame as fuck both actually i'd make a case for mine mine is the most practical yours is

[01:23:57] [SPEAKER_08]: definitely the most practical barely barely how do you mean it's a bit more it's a bit more

[01:24:03] [SPEAKER_08]: universal than mass effect law the only time that's useful is pub quizzes and geogas are

[01:24:11] [SPEAKER_07]: yeah how often does mass effect law come up in never at least i'm useful in a pub quiz i have

[01:24:17] [SPEAKER_07]: seen my specialist subject appear as a specialist subject on mastermind fair we played trivial pursuit

[01:24:23] [SPEAKER_07]: yesterday um flora one i've only laura was losing for so long and then she came back

[01:24:30] [SPEAKER_07]: well like it's a game of luck i swear it isn't a game of luck well okay except because i was getting

[01:24:36] [SPEAKER_07]: everyone else's questions right and not my own it's a it's a it's a combination of both that's why

[01:24:40] [SPEAKER_07]: there's a dice i love a game of trivial pursuit i love trivia i've never played it before why

[01:24:46] [SPEAKER_08]: have i never played it before why have my family done this to me it's a great game have we

[01:24:49] [SPEAKER_07]: established you the coolest is yeah no we're all right we're all right we could set up a poll

[01:24:56] [SPEAKER_07]: we are all equally late that's true yeah

[01:25:02] [SPEAKER_04]: doctor doctor what are you doing here ask them

[01:25:12] [SPEAKER_18]: victor are you still alive yes i'm still i'm still

[01:25:22] [SPEAKER_18]: oh

[01:25:22] [SPEAKER_18]: oh that's the piggies

[01:25:25] [SPEAKER_15]: did he really say piggies yeah very interesting a plane carrying a fairly smart bunch of pigs

[01:25:33] [SPEAKER_15]: to a spelling bee in wisconsin disappeared into the bermuda trapezoid almost a hundred years ago

[01:25:43] [SPEAKER_18]: wow look at this this whole village is built from things that disappeared in the bermuda trapezoid

[01:25:49] [SPEAKER_18]: you heard about the massive penguin baby

[01:25:53] [SPEAKER_07]: my penguin baby has been born

[01:25:56] [SPEAKER_07]: it's it's it's it's it's a king for a penguin all penguins are quite small is it a king or an

[01:26:02] [SPEAKER_08]: emperor penguin i think it's a what's a king penguin i think it's an emperor penguin right so

[01:26:07] [SPEAKER_07]: emperor penguin um babies are usually so they're born really fluffy right they're usually what was

[01:26:13] [SPEAKER_07]: that about foot about foot height i think smaller than that because okay the tallest penguins are

[01:26:18] [SPEAKER_08]: new to my hip right so the emperor penguin that makes it usually less than a less than a hip

[01:26:24] [SPEAKER_08]: door less than a foot tall this fucking baby hatched and it's like three feet tall it's massive it's

[01:26:32] [SPEAKER_07]: massive i need to see this it's full fluffy right full brown fluff like a baby is supposed to have

[01:26:38] [SPEAKER_07]: like a light you wouldn't happy for it but it's the height of the normal adult wow speaking

[01:26:44] [SPEAKER_07]: of penguins trying to claw this back a little bit the imposters are allergic to penguins we find

[01:26:50] [SPEAKER_07]: out in one episode of the secret show for that is what we are talking about anyone got something

[01:26:54] [SPEAKER_07]: to say about that its name is pesto ah right so that's the baby and that's what is next to

[01:27:01] [SPEAKER_07]: was a full grown adult wow it's the size of an adult yeah a full adult average emperor penguin

[01:27:10] [SPEAKER_07]: is five foot four inches or 1.36 meters this is great but i do need to talk about this yeah i get

[01:27:16] [SPEAKER_07]: that um i understand that yeah no i heard you no i i definitely think if you use our podcast to

[01:27:25] [SPEAKER_08]: know if you should rewatch old shows rewatch this one yeah it's really good it's really funny

[01:27:30] [SPEAKER_07]: absolutely or you didn't get sick of it personally i thought it was hilarious i understand

[01:27:35] [SPEAKER_07]: like we've talked about some kid shows that we've like they're objectively great but it gets

[01:27:41] [SPEAKER_07]: grating after a while this one is because it's like a kind of sitcom comedy i mean it's animation

[01:27:49] [SPEAKER_07]: it's always on the same level so it's always really upbeat full of music and loads is going on

[01:27:54] [SPEAKER_07]: it does make it a bit great in after a while this really entertaining this walk so archer could run

[01:28:01] [SPEAKER_07]: i don't think archer run mate no i don't

[01:28:07] [SPEAKER_18]: trip the base is under attack we've got to stop that thing the only way is to blast it back into space

[01:28:14] [SPEAKER_18]: yeah we only had some kind of giant rocket you mean something like that great now if we only had

[01:28:20] [SPEAKER_18]: a giant bottle to launch it from you mean like that yeah what are the chances but how do we light

[01:28:25] [SPEAKER_07]: using that enormous match oh oh well we'll think of something or if in any way you use this podcast

[01:28:34] [SPEAKER_07]: to see if you should rewatch old shows with your kids yeah this is a good one because there's

[01:28:38] [SPEAKER_07]: jokes that you'll now get as an adult had a good time this episode yeah this was fine i'm sorry if

[01:28:44] [SPEAKER_07]: it's not massively informative yeah sorry it's uh it's a good show it's a good show there's

[01:28:50] [SPEAKER_07]: not a huge amount of information just watch it yeah we let we let it slide this episode we wanted an

[01:28:57] [SPEAKER_07]: easy one i don't i don't think we let it slide it's just like you know there's only so much you can

[01:29:01] [SPEAKER_07]: know well it's else's birthday as well but also of all the shows we've covered it's one of my

[01:29:07] [SPEAKER_07]: favorite it's one of the most enjoyable ones to watch how hands down it's brilliant i felt a

[01:29:13] [SPEAKER_07]: bit bad not including arthur and betty in this one more because of how much we shared of it

[01:29:19] [SPEAKER_07]: together so have you had a good time yes i've had a very good time you had a very good day thank you

[01:29:24] [SPEAKER_07]: thank you to everyone who said happy birthday to me yeah happy birthday to me on social media

[01:29:30] [SPEAKER_07]: yeah do you feel about being 26 cells old no not really i feel fine right this is not a slight

[01:29:36] [SPEAKER_07]: on laura because she's making her face because she's already 26 but it apparently when it's

[01:29:43] [SPEAKER_07]: impossible to talk about aging with people who are older than you

[01:29:49] [SPEAKER_07]: you know when you speak to do this you speak to like your family and stuff about

[01:29:53] [SPEAKER_07]: get it aging a thing that's actually happening to you and when they're like in their 40s and 50s

[01:29:59] [SPEAKER_07]: all they have to say to you is it's worse for me it's like i don't care if it's work for you

[01:30:05] [SPEAKER_07]: i'm trying to have a conversation i'm going through something about something we could chat you could

[01:30:10] [SPEAKER_08]: play and i can complain we could go back and forth so my brother turned 29 the weekend just gone

[01:30:15] [SPEAKER_08]: and he we were talking about aging because i was like please my brother's try on and off tries to

[01:30:21] [SPEAKER_08]: work out and i relayed what i relayed what you said to him because he he tried and does

[01:30:26] [SPEAKER_08]: lift it and shit and i'm like please moving forwards as you get older please be aware of

[01:30:33] [SPEAKER_08]: your delicate bones please just move it because like you're you're going into your 30s and

[01:30:38] [SPEAKER_08]: you keep just picking it up out of nowhere you can hurt yourself please and he didn't respond like oh i'm

[01:30:44] [SPEAKER_07]: older it's worth you because he got the golden scoop of genetics when it comes to medical stuff

[01:30:48] [SPEAKER_07]: and i got the shit scoop of genetics so he's fucking fine the reason i ask is because for me

[01:30:54] [SPEAKER_07]: turning 25 was fine like every year i feel like it feels a bit worse and worse but i feel like it's

[01:31:02] [SPEAKER_07]: gonna get to a point and then it's gonna feel better because we're at the time in our lives

[01:31:07] [SPEAKER_07]: where it's like a puberty of sorts yeah where it's like this is when people do start to get married

[01:31:13] [SPEAKER_07]: do start to have kids do start to buy houses that kind of thing this is why this age is so

[01:31:18] [SPEAKER_07]: feels so weird and for me turning 25 was like oh that's all right turning 26 though in my head

[01:31:25] [SPEAKER_07]: is like do you know what i mean it's like yeah i think i'm 25 the last good and serious age

[01:31:31] [SPEAKER_07]: and then 26 it's like lock in i i think i don't know how else to explain it other than that so i'm

[01:31:37] [SPEAKER_07]: the oldest not by like a huge well a year on mech less than a year on else and like i think

[01:31:43] [SPEAKER_07]: i'm gonna be fine now until i turn 29 like i think i'm gonna just let the birthdays go by

[01:31:50] [SPEAKER_07]: but then 29 i'm gonna be like oh god yeah i i don't even want to talk about it i feel

[01:32:01] [SPEAKER_07]: like ashamed at how bad i feel about aging like it's actually not nice this is what i mean i feel

[01:32:07] [SPEAKER_07]: like you're allowed to feel bad about it like when you complain to your mum and dad or whoever in your

[01:32:13] [SPEAKER_07]: family that oh it's worse for me because i'm older it's like yeah but did you like turn 2026

[01:32:18] [SPEAKER_08]: probably fucking not now anytime any of my older family my aunt does not ever do this she she

[01:32:24] [SPEAKER_08]: sympathizes back and forth right but anytime any of my family members reacts like that i'm gonna

[01:32:28] [SPEAKER_08]: well i have ms so fuck you all they just scary now yeah no i feel it's like do you actually want to

[01:32:36] [SPEAKER_07]: have a conversation with me and care about how i feel in life because aging is a scary thing

[01:32:41] [SPEAKER_07]: and getting older is a scary thing and i don't feel like we should be responding to people with

[01:32:48] [SPEAKER_07]: well i'm older so and i know this is easy for me to say as the youngest of three of us i will

[01:32:54] [SPEAKER_08]: naively when i was a teenager i thought i'd be totally fine with getting older which is like

[01:32:59] [SPEAKER_08]: when you're like 17 you're like yeah getting older is totally fine and then you get to 26 and

[01:33:04] [SPEAKER_08]: you're like um maybe maybe could i have a couple years back i think covid doesn't help any of

[01:33:11] [SPEAKER_08]: those where it feels like two years were kind of not real one two three yeah well they weren't

[01:33:15] [SPEAKER_07]: real but i don't want to end the episode on that note um happy birthday cheers

[01:33:25] [SPEAKER_08]: i mean i guess one day we might end up as that successful trio with assistants but let's work

[01:33:34] [SPEAKER_07]: hate each other let's work on not hating each other i don't think i could hate you guys if i

[01:33:38] [SPEAKER_07]: like i realized today when um or like last night when i was writing an elses card that her turn

[01:33:44] [SPEAKER_07]: in 26 means that we're going into our 10th year of knowing each other yeah isn't that nice yeah it's

[01:33:50] [SPEAKER_07]: cute and we don't hate each other yeah i think no we love each other more and more with every year

[01:33:56] [SPEAKER_07]: yeah yeah i love you i love you and i love you laura as well it's not your birthday but i do

[01:34:03] [SPEAKER_07]: love you i love you i love you also i i love you and listeners we love you as well yeah we do

[01:34:12] [SPEAKER_08]: a swipe of it for that like a cat yeah so i've been learning from those around me today

[01:34:19] [SPEAKER_17]: she is really scratched up so the imposter has been stopped and the secret thing has been saved

[01:34:28] [SPEAKER_17]: from whoever he was all thanks to victor and anita that's the way to do it will you stop playing

[01:34:34] [SPEAKER_17]: with my head and so the secret thing has been hidden in a new impenetrable hiding place safe

[01:34:41] [SPEAKER_17]: from even the most well it will remain hidden for hidden for generation behind the clock sticking out

[01:34:49] [SPEAKER_17]: oh yes well spotted no no it's not hidden for generous oh it's behind the clock thanks for listening

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