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This week, Ramon tells you his favourite pranks to pull on April Fools' Day!
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Starring:
Ramon Fear as Himself
Alex Lynch as Himself
Missing Person as Crying Child
Written by Alex Lynch and Sam Thomas
Editing by Odinn Orn Hilmarsson
Music and Sound by Odinn Orn Hilmarsson
Mixing by Odinn Orn Hilmarsson
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[00:00:53] Status and an elderly relative? Tom is nine. Tom, are you there Tom?
[00:01:02] They're all dead!
[00:01:05] Oh fuck.
[00:01:07] Relax, let it happen.
[00:01:10] Ramon, I didn't expect to see you.
[00:01:14] Listen, Lynch, I go out. It's not all drones, drones, drones, you know. I thought they were buskers. I did the honorable thing. Anyway, I have pranks for you.
[00:01:24] First one, let the older drug grandma and hit her with reflex hammers luck. That always worked for me. Or let me think, fill a balloon full of concrete and throw it at a clown during circus hours.
[00:01:38] Bobo, go buy buy. Oh and everybody's favorite prank. Pull some cling film over the toilet basin. Dim the lights. Wait for your target to need that toilet. Then put on a ball of clover and threaten them with a claw hammer for 17 minutes. Speak only as buranto. Guiestas la picologe.
[00:02:01] I think you're demanding money. But you're asking where the pickles are. I go on, but I'm covered in entrails and a waggle. Christ with these scouts.
[00:02:16] Okay one more. Take a pinch of celery. Cover it in Nutella. Hold it between your buttocks. Then lower yourself under the sleeping jaws of a nearest clamp parents you can find.
[00:02:29] If you want extra realism. Void yourself. For a visceral thrill, employ a horse though. I for one of us found them lazy. They're just shit. Tonkies. Oh God, what a mess. You know what? This is a complete fucking ride off. I should have used a silencer in that ones. Still twitching. I'm going for a corn. Tano.
[00:02:58] Right. So Ramon, that was a prank. Yeah? Yeah? Because the children are okay. Are they? Ramon? Ramon?
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