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[00:01:40] That Ramon fear only gets out of his pressurized relaxation tank to weave together his territories

[00:01:47] How grimly offensive have you know I've been up to loads recipes relaxation stories to lower children into dreamland

[00:01:58] I'm a groove for all seasons a jack-a-ball grave

[00:02:04] So shut your filthy holes and enjoy this bomba collection of what I like to call my boo nospites

[00:02:11] Boo nospites to get together. Oh, did you get it? No, I forget it. You know what fuck you?

[00:02:22] In my opinion the best horror films are as follows Jessica's ears a 70 Swedish flick about a woman who can't feel her ears

[00:02:31] And she goes mad next is prison no bo from 1986

[00:02:37] It's about a hobo in a prison no can invent anything, but he can't get his hands on the materials

[00:02:42] So you go mad that's followed closely by Germany's the dog who could which is about a dog who learns to talk

[00:02:51] So his owner goes mad

[00:02:54] Finally four and five for sheer bloody mindiness, but also it's strong advocacy of email empowerment and women leading cruelers

[00:03:02] Skittish bitches from 1977 and skittish bitches go fishing the underrated, but even more rewarding sequel from 1992

[00:03:12] After the shoot that I wrecked to went mad

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[00:03:30] Coming soon to LTV Ramon's crimes of fear

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[00:03:46] It's I have successfully broken into over the years

[00:03:50] Properties of all shapes and sizes that have proven ideal for squatting and annexing purposes

[00:03:55] You never have to worry about getting on the property ladder again

[00:04:00] Because I have stolen the ladder

[00:04:03] Lamon's crimes

[00:04:05] Showing throughout the autumn season

[00:04:07] It's not your house into these ages

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[00:04:20] Come on down to Ramon's disco and gawking music night

[00:04:28] Featuring scare-tastic sets from some of the best

[00:04:31] Badest must available DJs in the vicinity

[00:04:35] Including disembowl

[00:04:37] Grite Tina the head

[00:04:39] Ronda Gourdes

[00:04:41] Living scrumptum

[00:04:43] A.M. to P.M.

[00:04:44] Serengeti toothbrush

[00:04:47] We also have live performances from Biff Richard and police raid

[00:04:51] Me becey allegations

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[00:04:55] The gargoyle laws

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[00:05:04] This Thursday

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[00:05:19] Greetings

[00:05:25] As an established and evocative story tell

[00:05:28] I have owned my craft

[00:05:30] And finally written terrifying tales

[00:05:33] But children and adults can enjoy

[00:05:36] My first self-published title

[00:05:39] Billy the elephant tries to get a mortgage

[00:05:42] And goes mad

[00:05:43] We'll be on sale this Christmas

[00:05:46] A colorful romp of tusks

[00:05:49] Taxes

[00:05:50] And Terminal owners

[00:05:52] Give yours frogs the scarce they need

[00:05:56] And the

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[00:06:11] O'Korena

[00:06:13] Close your eyes

[00:06:17] Let your arms for buying your side

[00:06:22] Breathe in for two

[00:06:25] Hold it for five

[00:06:27] Release it for three

[00:06:30] Inhale

[00:06:32] Exhale

[00:06:34] Feel yourself floating out of your body

[00:06:40] Ignore your surroundings

[00:06:42] Ignore the disruptive sounds of the outside world

[00:06:47] Focus on your mind

[00:06:50] And my voice

[00:06:54] And soon we can begin

[00:06:58] The sacrifice

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[00:07:11] Helen

[00:07:18] Are you there?

[00:07:20] Yes, I'm there

[00:07:22] It's too

[00:07:23] Oh, wait no, no, no

[00:07:26] No, no

[00:07:27] To am

[00:07:28] Well, well, sit sur up

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[00:07:38] Rory

[00:07:39] A car of the future

[00:07:42] It's got four or five wheels

[00:07:45] None of them on the road

[00:07:47] It can fly

[00:07:48] But for all ages that it hasn't

[00:07:50] Inbell a track player

[00:07:52] The fear Rory

[00:07:54] Trive

[00:07:55] Fear a life

[00:07:57] No, no, drive

[00:08:00] I'm sure you're not on good life

[00:08:02] That now where we get James Dean's hologram to drive it

[00:08:06] We can flesh out the details

[00:08:08] I am on something big

[00:08:11] Helen

[00:08:13] Helen

[00:08:14] Helen

[00:08:15] Come on

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[00:09:27] No that's absolutely it

[00:09:33] Yeah

[00:09:34] Don't submit

[00:09:35] Don't submit

[00:09:36] That's right Craig

[00:09:37] You keep dancing

[00:09:38] Yeah, now slow this time

[00:09:40] Like a sexy chicken

[00:09:42] Oh

[00:09:43] Work it

[00:09:44] What those toes?

[00:09:46] Ah, yeah

[00:09:47] That's it

[00:09:48] Oh hello

[00:09:49] Cooking is it right

[00:09:50] Okay, I'm a muazzo

[00:09:52] So not to damage my reputation

[00:09:54] Of being a cold hearted

[00:09:55] Boston

[00:09:56] But I like baking

[00:09:58] So I'm going to give you one of my cold recipes

[00:10:00] Take into my cookbook

[00:10:02] Like a genie, a pecania, a rough and rammon of rammon

[00:10:06] This is cardboard cake

[00:10:09] We've up some eggs

[00:10:10] You know what you can whip up some eggs

[00:10:12] Or you could go down to a basement

[00:10:13] And you could just whip up somebody called Craig

[00:10:16] I'm digressing with Craig is a very kind man

[00:10:19] He really does enjoy the decor in that room

[00:10:22] And he keeps it so tidy

[00:10:24] But also he is whipped with it in an inch of his life

[00:10:27] What would eggs?

[00:10:29] Right, so whip up the eggs if you want

[00:10:31] Crack them into a bowl first

[00:10:33] And think about Craig

[00:10:34] He doesn't crack

[00:10:35] And that's what I like about Craig

[00:10:37] But anyway, crack the eggs into a bowl

[00:10:39] Beat them

[00:10:40] Beat them like an angry Pope

[00:10:42] If you need to

[00:10:43] But beat them

[00:10:44] And then melt the butter into a frying pan

[00:10:46] And pour it into the mix

[00:10:47] Oh hi Craig

[00:10:49] Get up

[00:10:50] Get up Craig

[00:10:51] Gee

[00:10:53] He's not breathing

[00:10:55] Now sit the flour and sugar and stir

[00:10:58] If you suddenly find you don't have any of these ingredients to hand

[00:11:01] Then a useful substitute is to simply scream at the walls

[00:11:05] And go drink scotch for the rest of the evening

[00:11:07] Fuck it

[00:11:08] Disfrutor Bonabetti

[00:11:09] Get yourself a fucking deliverer

[00:11:11] Nobody cares

[00:11:12] Just do it

[00:11:13] Just do it quietly

[00:11:14] And don't ever

[00:11:16] Order a burger for takeaway

[00:11:18] What are you thinking

[00:11:19] It's cold and disgusting

[00:11:22] Like your wife

[00:11:24] Bonabetti

[00:11:25] Craig, you're scaring me

[00:11:27] You're scaring me

[00:11:28] Yeah

[00:11:29] Oh well

[00:11:30] Where's Ian?

[00:11:32] Ramon Fitz Territaps

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[00:11:40] It was a night like any other

[00:11:46] You've been having fun

[00:11:48] Time to get back

[00:11:50] One more word

[00:11:51] One more word

[00:11:53] But you didn't see her in time

[00:11:56] Step me out in front

[00:11:58] You didn't react quick enough

[00:12:00] You couldn't react quick enough

[00:12:02] You didn't see her in time

[00:12:04] Now she's fighting for life in our hospital

[00:12:07] And you're facing a serious criminal charge

[00:12:11] The problem here

[00:12:13] But you were drinking

[00:12:15] And driving

[00:12:16] But the other problem was

[00:12:25] You weren't drinking languages ashton ale

[00:12:28] A drink so strong

[00:12:29] With such a high percentage of ethanol and barbiturates

[00:12:32] But consuming it

[00:12:34] Would have meant you wouldn't have even made it to the door of the pub

[00:12:37] Let alone the wheel of a car

[00:12:39] Before you passed out in a sea of your own bodily fluids

[00:12:41] Can thus everyone remains safe

[00:12:44] So, pour yourself another

[00:12:46] Because you aren't going anywhere

[00:12:48] Literally drinking this stuff will destroy your motor skills

[00:12:51] And your motor skills

[00:12:53] Langrages ashton ale

[00:12:55] Because we appreciate the inebriot

[00:12:58] When nothing else can fill the void

[00:13:03] Choose languages

[00:13:05] So then we just cook the guinea pigs and ate them

[00:13:17] Seriously, I cannot recommend it enough

[00:13:19] Honestly, I've got pictures

[00:13:21] Let me just find them on my phone

[00:13:23] You're not vegan to you

[00:13:25] Where if you are, you'll probably find there's a plant based version of it somewhere

[00:13:29] There'll tell you it does the same

[00:13:31] And I can tell you a hand or not

[00:13:33] It fucking doesn't

[00:13:34] Sorry, what was the question?

[00:13:36] I just asked what a typical day for you is like

[00:13:40] Oh yeah, that was it typical day

[00:13:42] You know what?

[00:13:43] To check the calendar

[00:13:44] It all blows into one

[00:13:46] Hold on, here it is, oh wait, what's it doing?

[00:13:48] Oh shit, I didn't mean to hit that

[00:13:50] Oh god

[00:13:51] Hi mum

[00:13:52] Hi

[00:13:53] Yeah, I'm fine

[00:13:54] Yeah, hasn't it been a while

[00:13:56] Yeah, yeah, did you get the roof fixed

[00:13:58] Well, the stars are lovely this time of year

[00:14:01] Oh no, wasn't actually

[00:14:03] No, okay mum

[00:14:05] Look, I'm actually I'm right in the middle of you

[00:14:07] I know oh the spinning journey in the Italian dwarf

[00:14:09] No, it wasn't your fault

[00:14:11] Yes, I know the window is open

[00:14:13] And the furnace was on

[00:14:15] We've been over this

[00:14:17] He's not coming back

[00:14:19] And he who is she

[00:14:21] Yes, all beppe

[00:14:22] I actually forgot about beppe

[00:14:23] Those jean shirts were unforgivable

[00:14:25] Anyway, I can't do this now mum

[00:14:27] I'm in the middle of an interview

[00:14:29] It's rude

[00:14:30] An interview

[00:14:31] With me

[00:14:32] About me

[00:14:33] On the boardcast

[00:14:35] Oh Christ, I'm not going to go into that

[00:14:37] A podcast

[00:14:38] No, it's not Nicholas Parsons

[00:14:40] He's dead

[00:14:41] Why would they lie mum

[00:14:42] He's dead

[00:14:43] No, I was sad too

[00:14:44] Okay, okay

[00:14:46] No, mum

[00:14:47] I know, okay

[00:14:48] I have to go

[00:14:49] I'm going mum

[00:14:50] Mum, I'm hanging up now

[00:14:52] Mum

[00:14:53] Okay

[00:14:54] Bye

[00:14:56] Christ

[00:14:57] Families, eh

[00:14:59] I need a brandy after that

[00:15:02] But Mr. Fear, I thought the youth said that your mum was dead

[00:15:08] She is

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[00:15:24] Oh hello again

[00:15:26] It does seem a terribly long time

[00:15:29] Doesn't it?

[00:15:30] Where have I been?

[00:15:32] Well, like you

[00:15:33] Probably

[00:15:34] I've been on my Hollywood

[00:15:36] Third fishing of the coast of Dorset

[00:15:39] Follow by some good old fashioned old in hunting

[00:15:42] But how was your summer?

[00:15:44] No, let me stop you there

[00:15:46] I don't care

[00:15:47] If like me, you get a kick out of visiting the most morally challenging places on earth

[00:15:52] Shinnable, Wilson

[00:15:54] Crieden

[00:15:55] Then you're love for your item

[00:15:57] Just off Jersey

[00:15:58] Like Jersey

[00:15:59] It's tax-exempt and full of elderly right wingers

[00:16:02] But unlike Jersey, Fear Island as its very old and gimp-a disco

[00:16:06] A carnival complete with a sexual rodeo

[00:16:10] And blindness, Chamber

[00:16:12] Come see the slurry baths

[00:16:14] And watch Kent Strongest Man

[00:16:16] Cry

[00:16:18] If you're bringing kids

[00:16:20] Don't

[00:16:21] What the hell is wrong with you

[00:16:23] But do bring anything of value with you

[00:16:25] The crime rate is an all-time low

[00:16:28] Thanks to our top of the range security

[00:16:31] The whole place is guarded by attack dogs

[00:16:34] And chicken wire

[00:16:36] Or is it the other way around?

[00:16:39] Why not enjoy a spa day

[00:16:41] And our condemned goat sanctuary

[00:16:43] Only two have been sacrificed in the name of hecket

[00:16:46] If that doesn't steam your hands

[00:16:49] Then shave a donkey

[00:16:50] Club a seal or just sit back in the sauna

[00:16:53] And watch the poor-based expire as you per spire

[00:16:57] Have your photo taken with Lionel Blitz

[00:16:59] Lionel Blitz body

[00:17:01] And explore Nilsson's muzzle hill

[00:17:03] In our toy murder village

[00:17:05] Finally, ring out the night

[00:17:07] With the best life entertainment

[00:17:09] All the channel islands

[00:17:11] That we could afford

[00:17:12] It's 1970's Super Group

[00:17:15] Groppy Grop and a flat foundation

[00:17:18] With the original Lionel

[00:17:20] And for the first time since his release

[00:17:23] Well, Marsha's own mistake

[00:17:25] Ka-

[00:17:26] Blitzer

[00:17:27] Still banned in Malaysia

[00:17:28] Still infamous in Vietnam

[00:17:30] Still welcome Saudi Arabia

[00:17:32] Fun for the whole family

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[00:17:53] The oil is hot

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