Demons In The Car & Creeps In The Shower! Ep.81

[00:00:08] This is a message for Billy. You can go fuck yourself bro, alright? Don't be a twat Billy. Yeah Billy man, you're being a real asshole. Billy you're a cunt.

[00:00:38] From Cryptids Creep and Conspiracy. Natasha, welcome to the podcast and to The Shed. I still am just waiting. This Billy doesn't exist. He is an AI generated fucker. He is not. And you just have a blow up doll in the corner of your shed. He's real, I promise you. You've seen a video of him? Oh, AI generated. He's not. It's fake. AI is not that good.

[00:01:04] We also saw the moon landing, so... Ohhhh... Shot fire! Well there we go straight away. Right then, obviously with our guest episodes now, as I've warned you about, we got our guests to leave something in the shed with us. So what are you going to leave with us? Oh, we don't do that at the end? No, no, that's how we start things. Oh well, mine pertains to the end. Oh, okay. Well we are going to leave a butt vlog.

[00:01:36] The fog. The fog said. What? Is that what we're actually going with? You can't have, you can't have a spooky shit. That's what I'm going with, butt plug. Right, fair enough. Jesus. Can I help? So, there's actually a reason for that. So apparently when I, when I went in for surgery, they gave me the special stuff that goes in my IV to make me happy.

[00:02:00] And apparently the entire time, all I talked about was doing it in the butt and then talking to my nurse, thus shaving her butthole versus waxing. There's no answer to that. So that's apparently what was on my mind before and after surgery, we just do it in the butt. So I figure, why not? Fair enough. I have, I literally have no response to that. Yeah. Jesus wept.

[00:02:30] Gosh. I don't even know where to go with that. I got him. I can't. I killed him. I killed Liam. I killed Liam. I broke him. Right. Let's start from the beginning then. Right. Tell us, tell our listeners who don't know you about your podcast. So I have a very interesting podcast, I guess you could say. Obviously, Krypton's Crazy Conspiracy pretty much says it all.

[00:02:55] But for those of you who don't know what Kryptons are, basically any animal that has not been proven to exist. So common ones people know about are Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, Chupacabra, Mothman, all of that. I do those, but I like to cover the ones that are lesser known. The ones that are, you know, a little quirky. There's not as much stuff on there. And they're just really weird.

[00:03:21] I do paranormal investigations that I go to and I cover those places. These are the ones I've investigated. I do the history. I do things that other people have reported. And then if anything happens while I'm there. And then I don't usually do conspiracy theory whole episodes. We usually kind of sprinkle those in. If there's a topic and there's a conspiracy revolving around that topic, we'll bring those in.

[00:03:46] I like to, whether I agree with my guests or not, I like to explore all aspects, obviously, of the pod. And I will question everything. So I'm very skeptical for somebody who deals with these things. I have my spirit box that goes while I do my episodes and light sensors that we usually have pretty coherent conversations. So they're very active. They like to talk to me. I talk to them. I'm never alone. It's kind of the inside joke.

[00:04:17] And then I design my own stuff as well. So there's everything from wrapping paper to dog bowls to shoes to shirt. And then my Etsy store. So Runes and Remains Relic is my Etsy store. And that's where all my handmade stuff are. So my miniature crime scenes that I do are on there. The stuff that I make out of bones, which by the way, they're all already dead before I find them. It's like I'm killing anything for it.

[00:04:46] So just so everybody knows. But I make things like lanterns and chimes and runes and my crochet items are on there. So I do a little bit of everything. And sometimes we just talk about weird shit. Nice. I like it. Just for you should have left that penguin in the shed. The penguin. Well, you know, he's here until you get shipped to you. And a butt plug was way more fun. Well, maybe for you.

[00:05:15] But yeah. But I can't justify the price it's going to cost to get that penguin over here. I know. So it didn't used to be that bad. And then it's like, but I have them in my studio. I'm just stuck here, you know, because of surgery. So I can't really get into the studio real well. So I should just say that when we're talking about penguin, you made me a zombie penguin, which is a homage to our zombie apocalypse episode where I had a zombie penguin. Yep. So when I get enough money, I will get it. Promise. Right.

[00:05:45] Talk to us about where your interest in all these, the weird shit starts then. Well, weird shit has been part of my everyday shit for a very long time. So I was always a weird person that, you know, I was, I always knew how to, which is horrible. I'm going to say this. I'm admitting something right now in front of everybody. I used to be very good at getting whatever I wanted from whoever I wanted.

[00:06:12] Because I didn't realize that it wasn't normal to know what other people were thinking. Or what other people were feeling. So I would, I thought it was normal. So I just used it to my advantage. Right. And then talking to people that I thought were there, but nobody else knew they were there. That was fun. Then I had, this is where I was face to face. I mean, when I say face to face, I'm talking, I was in the driver's seat and it was the passenger seat.

[00:06:41] With like, the only thing I could describe it as is like a straight, it was a straight demon. And it didn't do anything really. I mean, it didn't try to touch me or scratch me or anything like that. Um, but that was very eye opening. Um, then I saw the same house I was in, I saw two apparitions and that was a little shocking. I was only 15. Um, and then I kind of died when I was 18. Uh, and when that happened, uh, it just made everything worse.

[00:07:12] So yeah. Uh, it's just weird that I like the cryptids because they're strange. And I just like to talk about weird things because I am weird. And I'm fascinated by things that don't make sense. And then because all of these weird things happen to me and I can do all these strange things. I'm very curious about what can other people do? Uh, what's the reasoning behind why I do what I do and trying to figure all that out. Right. Fair enough. There's a, there's a, there's a lot to go back into there.

[00:07:40] Yeah. So first off the bat, you said about knowing, knowing what people are thinking. So you literally talk about mind reading. So yeah. Uh, not all the time and not every person. Um, but I have met people and I guess like whenever I get really close to them, um, like I've had people where I'm doing something at work and they asked me a question. So I answer and then I get this really awkward silence and then I look over and they're giving

[00:08:09] me a funny look and I'm like, what? I answered your question. They're like, I know, but I didn't ask it out loud. So, or like they need something and I'll like toss it. So they're like, how did you even like, I don't know. I'll, I will literally think to myself, I'm going to ask this question. But in my head, I could hear their voice answering the question. And so sometimes I'll ask it and then I will repeat. I'll answer with them because I already know what they're going to say.

[00:08:38] And it freaks people out. But it's not everybody. It's not all the time. It's just every now and then. I've never, I've never heard out like that before. I've all the people we spoke to. I've never heard anything like that. So do you hear it in their voice or in your voice or in? And yeah, it's in their voice. So that's even fucking weird. It's always their voice. Yeah. And that's because. Yeah. And sometimes it's not even hearing it. So I used to do this game when I would go to, I didn't really party, but whenever

[00:09:08] it'd be around people and I'd tell them I was weird. They wouldn't understand. So I would like have like a random friend in my phone. I'd be like, okay, so, um, ask them questions and I'm going to tell you what their answer is. And don't show me like I gave them the phone and they could see that I did not talk to this person. There was no, you know, pre anything. I just said, text this person, ask them to think of an animal, any animal, and then ask him what it is. And then I would respond.

[00:09:37] And it was exactly like we did animals, colors, foods, and like, I would get like three or four in a row. And then they're like, okay, this is really weird. So then we just go to. But yeah, sometimes it is, it's a lot of times like what that person, or I'll be thinking about something and I will hear their voice exactly what they would say. And it's always in there. I mean, the tone, the voice, everything, it gets all of it. That is, it's very weird.

[00:10:06] Yeah, that's, that's, that's something else. Like I'm not, I'm typing stuff on my phone here because I don't want to like forget anything. That is fucking strange. Gosh, they, to me the weirdest part is the fact that you hear it in their voice. Because in a weird way, it'd be, it'd be less weird if it was in some random voice, because then you could argue that it's some sort of spirit that's telling you, whereas like you are. Yeah.

[00:10:34] Their voice, you are literally reading their mind. That is fucking weird. And that's, that's scary. Or obviously now I was like, say something like, oh, you don't want that or whatever. And then they're like, how the, like, I didn't even ask the question. I'm like, oh, sorry. Yeah. Uh, oops. I'm like, well, technically you did. I'm trying not to think anything though. It's hard too because like, I, oh no, you're fine.

[00:10:58] Uh, but it's something that's just weird that, and I, I try not to, but it's like, sometimes I'll see them and I have to like act surprised. Hmm. Even though I just, I just heard them tell me the same thing in my head. And then I'm like, oh yeah. Like totally. This is weird. Okay. Yeah. I didn't see that coming at all. Yeah. That's huge. That is beyond weird. Yeah. And I have no idea.

[00:11:28] Like, I don't know why or how or anything. The thing that actually, well, the second thing that stuck out the most, there was the second thing you said about being in the car with a fucking demon. First of all, I need to know what it looked like. Yeah. Okay. So it essentially, have you ever seen the movie Spirited Away? It's a Japanese cartoon. No, I don't think so. Okay. So there's a character, if you Google it, he's like everywhere.

[00:11:58] It's called No Face. And No Face is like a big, like a blob, not a blob, but like what you would imagine a typical ghost, you know, where you just throw the sheet over somebody's head, that general shape. Yeah. Only it's all black and No Face has a mask on. But the thing I saw was similar to that, but it didn't have a mask. There was no face, there was nothing.

[00:12:23] It had this really long arm that reached out and it had these super long, sharp fingers like Jim Carrey when he played the Grinch. Excuse me. And he had those really long, fuzzy... Yeah, so take his mask off. That looks like solid fingers. Nah, not even close. But it was this big, this big giant thing and it had its arm out and like these...

[00:12:53] Well, kind of. I don't know, solid fingers is really kind of gross. I mean, I guess if it was messed out, maybe. But, but yeah, so he had like these really long, like I said, it's like Jim Carrey and the Grinch where he has those long fuzzy fingers on the Grinch. Yeah. They were like that, only they weren't fuzzy. They were very, they were sharp. But they were really long like that and pointed. And he was just jet black. Nice. And it had like this hand that was like stretched out, you know.

[00:13:22] And it was looking at me and it was like I could tell. So it was nighttime. And I had the dome light on in this van. Because I had just gotten in. And he was very black, but it was like he had these big sockets. I don't know why I say him. It's really an it. There's really no human features to it. But had these big huge like orb socket that almost seemed like they were blacker than black. Like almost like, like a black hole where it's like a void. Right.

[00:13:51] Where even though he was black, I could see the rest of it. That was more black. And then it would just sat there and then it like disappeared. And then like I closed my eyes when I opened them, it was gone. But then whenever I saw it, like I drove up the road. And when I was coming back, it came out from underneath my van. And that's when it was like real cringy because it was like on like it was crawling on its belly. It's what it looked like. But its arms weren't like out sideways.

[00:14:19] It had its hands like this, like it was scurrying and kind of like glitching in and out. And but it's its elbows and its knees were like bent up like a grasshopper. So it had its hands down. It was on its belly, but it's like elbows and knees were up in the air, like bent backwards. And it like scurried down this road and it like went up this light. And when it hit the top of the light, the light just exploded. And I was like, well, that was weird.

[00:14:47] Because the first time I've ever actually seen anything that I knew was not right. And I was like, well, maybe it's just in my head. But it wasn't. So two days later, they had to send the city crew out or the county crew out and they had to replace our light because our light was broke. So I was like, oh, OK, that did happen. Like, that's fun. Yeah, that's fucking weird. Yeah, it was just. Yeah, it was very, very weird. But he was very dark and.

[00:15:18] But he never like I never really felt threatened. I didn't feel scared. And for somebody who feels everything around them, I was very surprised. I mean, I it didn't try to like I said, didn't reach out and try to grab me. It didn't scratch me or anything like it just were sitting there looking at me. But it was almost like it felt like it was pulling something from me like it was like draining me. And that's what I would after.

[00:15:45] I mean, because I mean, I was nose to nose to this thing for a good minute or two until I was going, OK, so I get felt like it was like whatever is deep down, like way down in your chest, like something's in there. And it felt like it was just like pulling it out of me. And I when I started feeling that I was like, OK, like you got to go. So that's why I can close my eyes. And I was like, you got to get out of here. Like, you don't need to be here. I don't want you here. Go away. And then my eyes was gone.

[00:16:12] But then I saw it scurry up the pole and then it actually came back. I saw it beginning of last year. Actually, not the whole thing, but it reached out. And like I knew like it's arm like I was asleep and I opened my eyes and everybody's like, oh, oh, it's sleep paralysis. But here's the thing. I don't have sleep paralysis. I never have. This thing was not a hag. I've seen it before when I was fully awake. I mean, I was fully awake when I saw it the first time. And when I saw it. I didn't try to move.

[00:16:41] I didn't feel scared. I didn't again. It was literally like I just I saw the hand reach out at me and my brain was like, oh, like, hey, how's it going? Long time. No see. Like a friend that you would see when you ran into from high school. Like I wasn't trying to move. Nothing worried me. And it just reached out and I had my sleeve up like this. And I was sleeping and it just took its finger like one finger and it ran it just on my bicep all the way down and did it like this. Just three times. And then I was up.

[00:17:11] But it was almost like it was saying, hey, if I wanted to get it was sharp. I mean, I could tell how sharp it was, but it didn't push hard enough to leave a mark. But it was almost like, hey, if I wanted to, I could mess you up, but I'm not going to. And now I was like, OK, cool. And then it did the three times and then just gone. That is very much Sally for salad fingers with the rusty spoons. Right. So the apparitions that you've seen. You said there was two. The first two.

[00:17:42] Oh, yeah. The first two that I saw. And there was a little girl. I was getting home late from work. So, again, I am like wide awake. I mean, I just left work. It was no big deal. And I walked in and the door that I was at in this room, you would open the door and there was a couch like long ways. So it's facing this way. But you had to like basically you couldn't just walk into the house all the way because you trip over the couch. But on the other side of the castle, I put the door on the other side of this couch.

[00:18:12] It was only like three or four feet long. There's just this little girl standing there. And at first I didn't think anything of it. I was like, oh, hi. Like, because I'm a dumbass. How am I supposed to know? And she took off running down the hallway. And I was like, well, that was weird. But she was about the same age as my little sister. So I went and asked my mom. I was like, hey, does she have a friend over? My mom's like, no. I'm like, are you sure? Of course, my mom being the southern lady she is, she's like, I would know if there was a girl in my house.

[00:18:41] There ain't nobody in this damn house, you know? I'm like, I just saw a little girl just standing there. She took off. My mom was like, wait a minute. What does she look like? So I started describing her. She's wearing these like, it was almost like a little house on the prairie looking dress. Like kind of frilly like a nightgown. Yeah. And it wasn't really white. It was almost like tan or dirty. Like it wasn't, which at the time, I guess they didn't have washing machines. Right.

[00:19:07] So, and she had this long hair and she had these like little bangs, you know, frilly bangs. And at first I didn't think anything of it until I started describing her to my mom. And I'm like, actually, now that I think about it, she didn't have eyes. Not like a black eyed children where like just the color is black. But I mean, like, like the demon thing I saw. The whole, it was like you would take the whole ball out of the socket. Like just scoop it out. So not just that her eyes were black.

[00:19:35] I mean, there were holes that were black. And she took off, of course, towards our bedroom. But that was, but then my mom was like, oh, that's no big deal. Like I've seen her, your aunt's seen her. So a lot of people have seen her. Like around the same house. So she was pretty harmless. Like I said, she didn't say anything. Everybody else just kind of sees her like either playing in the yard or just walking through the kitchen or something weird. And she didn't really cause any problems.

[00:20:05] And she didn't give up any bad vibes. Like she was just a little girl that was in my house. The dude I saw though, gave me the willies. I mean, he was a creeper. And I think that there's a tie between him and the girl. And it's not a good one. Right. I just interrupted you there. So anyone who listens to us knows that I started off with this being fairly skeptical of things. But now I've, now my catchphrases, I believe in things, but I don't know what.

[00:20:36] I, and it still amazes me when people say like that. Oh, we've seen her lots of times. Don't worry about it. I'd be like, no, worry about it. If there's a little fucker running around my house with no eyeballs, I'm going to fucking worry about it. Okay. I mean, don't worry about it. Yeah.

[00:21:04] But it's like, she never does anything. She doesn't give up any bad vibes. She does it. Like there's no now some stuff like the dude freak me the fuck out. I want nothing to do with that. Nice. I mean, he gave me horrible bad vibes. So, okay. So anyway, I can't sleep. I've never been able to sleep. And I would always wake up. So I've always woken up, which is kind of ironic. It's like, I'm always up at three o'clock. Right. You'll figure. And one morning, so you got to think there's a bunch of teenagers in this house.

[00:21:33] So we all have to fight for the bathroom in the morning. There's one bathroom. That's it. And I got up at like three o'clock and I laid there. I was like, you know what? I couldn't go back to sleep. It was like three 30. I was like, I'm going to go get in the shower and just do my hair and just get ready for school. Why not? And so I'm in the shower and I just kept feeling like somebody like, so I had still never seen. I know there's a scene in a shower that everybody knows about from like a scary movie.

[00:22:01] Uh, yeah, something like that. Uh, I've never seen it, but this is like, I had no idea this movie even existed or anything. But anyways, I kept feeling, and we didn't have like a, we had those like extra doors that slid. Um, and I just kept feeling like somebody was watching me. And so I kept looking. I never, I didn't see anything. And I'm like, man, it's just like that cringe feeling, you know, like someone's keeping on

[00:22:30] your head when you're like naked. And I was like, this is so weird. And if I was like, it's three in the morning, no one's here. And I closed the door or whatever. Yeah. So I know nobody's in there. And so I get out, you know, I'm drying off. And at the time, actually I had my hair was pretty long like this. I'm not used to having long hair. Uh, so it takes ladies out there. Understand what I'm saying. It takes a long time. Like you got to blow dry it. And you always have to like tilt your head, you know, to get the whole thing. You got to blow dry. Then you got to straighten it. And you know, you're always like looking away or whatever.

[00:22:57] So I had opened the door to let the steam out. So my hair didn't get like super, you know, crazy. And so the door opens all the way to hits the shower. So there's no room in between. So when I'm standing in front of the mirror to get ready, I'm looking in the mirror and the door is like, I mean, an inch from my back, there is no room. And so I'm, you know, blow drying. I just have my eyes closed, whatever. I'm just doing my thing.

[00:23:25] And all of the sudden, it was like all of the hair on my, like my back, my neck stood up, my arms stood up. And I was like, someone is watching me. And it was like, okay. And for whatever reason, I just have to look up in the mirror. And when I did, there was a man, like a, like probably five, 11, six foot full ass dude. It looked like he was standing behind me and watching me through the mirror.

[00:23:55] And this motherfucker say is like the same era. So he had like the suspenders, you know, they used to wear those in the old days. They were like a brownish tannish color. He kind of had on like a faded, dirty white shirt with a couple buttons, you know, and like a bowl cut, you know, like a real, real, like what you would just see the house of the prairie. Right. Um, but again, this sucker had no eyes. It was like scooped out. And like, I looked at, I mean, I closed my eyes and I looked again and he was still there. And he was just standing.

[00:24:25] And it was like, it felt like I could feel him breathing on me, like standing behind me. And I'm like, there is no way because my back is against the door. There's no way this person is behind me, but I am looking right at them. And so then I just got the willies, you know, bad vibes. And I was like, all right, I was like, I'm out of here. You get the fuck away from me. I'm leaving. So I went back in my room and I still, if I get middle of the night, I'm scared to even go to the bathroom.

[00:24:53] Because I'm always just, I feel like there's going to be somebody in there with me. And my thing was, it's not like I glanced and I like blinked even God. No, like I like closed my eyes and looked and he was still there. Just staring at me in the mirror. It was, it was creepy. Yeah. I hate that. I hate anything to do with mirrors. I know mirrors are weird. I don't know. I was, I was remember as a kid.

[00:25:23] So in our bathroom that we had upstairs, I, if I'd wake up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, like the mirror was above the toilet. And don't know why, but I would make a point of not looking in it. Yes. Like I would literally just stand there like that. I'd be like, no, not looking up, not looking up. Some people, you know, some people do. They say that, um, yeah, they say mirrors are like, uh, they could be, you know, portals

[00:25:52] or gateways or whatever. I don't really know if I would say it's a portal or a gateway more so than it can see things that we cannot. So we can't see it with our, you know, bare eyes, but something I feel like the, the way the mirror functions, not necessarily that it's physically like we can't touch it, but it'll see things that we cannot. Yeah. And that freaks me out because that's like an alternate dimension thing. What if it's really there? You just don't know it. Yeah.

[00:26:21] It's always there. Yeah. It's like, I'm pretty, I'm pretty sure it was on like an episode like goosebumps or so when I was a kid that you could get these glasses that you'd put on and then like, you'd see the ghosts and stuff that were there. Yeah. Yeah. Like that. Yeah. Yeah. That was my thing. Cause obviously it's like, it's a big, it's a big thing in old horror films, isn't it? Like them cupboards that you would get the, the mirror cupboards that you'd get, you'd close the cupboard and there's some fucker behind you. I just, I couldn't deal with that. No.

[00:26:49] So just stare down, look into the toilet and then run back to bed. Exactly. Just like, just like, don't look, don't look, don't look. And I do it too. I won't look in the mirror if it's like in the middle of the night or whatever. Like it freaks me out. Yeah. But they do say that like, uh, was it Vietnam? I think it was Vietnam maybe. Um, that's when they changed night vision goggles away from the red, the infrared and they would like the green. Yeah. Because they said they had a bunch, there was a bunch of pilots that had these red goggles

[00:27:18] on and they would see demons like flying in the sky and in the woods and they'd be shooting. And they're like, what are you shooting at? They're like the demon, you know? And something about these glasses, it was like they could see it. And so I'm like, what if it isn't infrared, which is also, uh, some people say that's how some like cryptids and stuff communicate is through like an infrared sound. Right. So what if that's the case? What if we just can't perceive it naturally? How's that for you? Or a spooky? Yeah.

[00:27:48] Well, I, I don't even know what the hell to say to that. So on that note guys, we will take a quick little break and we'll be back after this. Right then guys, welcome back to the spooky shed podcast. Obviously we're still here because this is prerecorded. So yeah. Right. Let's carry on. Right. And then so cryptids, very strange things. Where the hell does that start for you then?

[00:28:18] Oh, I don't know. So, I mean, I wouldn't necessarily classify them as cryptids. Uh, but even as a kid, so like I said, when I saw weird things and talk to weird things and people thought I was, you know, crazy apparently. Um, I mean, since I was probably six years old, I would set fairy traps. I mean, they, they are in my head. They are real. I was going to catch one.

[00:28:45] I'm going to make everyone a liar and jokes on them, blah, blah, blah. Like I've always been fascinated because again, with, with these things that happened to me that I can't explain, it makes me wonder why not? Why not? Why, why can't there be something out there? Um, and, and the fact that nobody's been able to prove it is one thing because I'm wanting and I'm going, yeah, you can't, you know, oh, there's no proof, blah, blah. But I'm like, there's no proof for this shit that I'm doing.

[00:29:15] I've told 13 people I'm on, I'm actually, I'm on baby number 14. Now I've baby 14 and I have a 100% accuracy rate rise and Hey, you're pregnant. And this is what you're having. They didn't even know they were pregnant until I told them to go take a test. And they found out and I was right on the gender. They didn't even know. So there's no way to, oh my God. I don't know what that was. Like you got a little possessed there. Um, there's no way to know. Right. Yeah. Right. So you can't prove it.

[00:29:45] Um, just like I've known people were going to die. Like two days beforehand. I knew where they were going to die, how they were going to die. And you know, it just weird stuff like that. So there, and I can't prove it. Right. So there's no proof except for, I know what's happening. Um, so why couldn't there be nothing mentioned? There's so much of our planet that we haven't seen and not into me too.

[00:30:14] Just because you explored it doesn't mean that it's not there the day before or the day after. It's like saying, this is going to be really gross because it's not the thing I can think of right now. That's like saying someone, a man visits these women, right? But he never catches them on the rag. So he doesn't understand that these women go through this. So to him, it's all fake. I've never seen it. I don't know what you're talking about.

[00:30:39] You know, like, there's a cat or like there's a cat on my security camera. For a year, there's a specific cat that I've seen. I have seen this motherfucker, but my camera never catches it. It's always goes to the wrong side of the house. So the camera never sees one time in a year. This motherfucker got caught on my camera to prove that I was right. But it's just, it's hard for me to believe that we can say,

[00:31:09] that we have searched every aspect of every quarter all the time to know exactly what's out there. Yeah. So why not? Some of them you're going like, that's really messed up. But why not? Hmm. Why not? Yeah, true. True. Yeah. The weirder, the better, right? Yeah, definitely. Definitely. Yeah. You mentioned fairies then. I'm sure. I'm sure. Right. There was a film out when I was, when I was a kid and it was all about fairies.

[00:31:39] And it was all of these. It was based on a true story. And it's going to piss me off because I can't remember what the hell it was called. It's going to do my fucking head in that. I'll have to, I'll have to, I'll have to look it up afterward. But yeah. Um, I think now you could, you could count them as a cryptid, I would say, because like you said, some of the, see, I don't, it's improved. But to me, a cryptid is an animal. It's an animal.

[00:32:09] Uh, a bay is not an animal. Yeah. But some of them are humanoid animals. Some of them are like humanoid animals, like mothman. Uh, nah, not at all human. The only thing that they've got that's human is apparently it's nice ass. Yeah. I mean, other than that, it's not human. It doesn't speak. It doesn't have a human head. I mean, really, I mean, it doesn't even have a neck. Yeah, true. All it's got is two legs and, and that's it.

[00:32:37] That's like saying a kangaroo is a human. All right. Bigfoot. I guess. It's humanoid. Don't know how I feel about, see, animal. To me, it's an animal. Yeah. I mean, I mean, it's closer to, but. Gorilla. Yeah. Well, yeah, exactly. Monkey, gorilla, eight. They're animals. Yeah, it's possible. They got two arms, two legs. So.

[00:33:07] Yeah, but then. It's a little another run because they are supposed to be magical. Hmm. Not cryptic because cryptids are essentially just animals. Hmm. They might do some weird crap. Hmm. But. They're essentially just animals. So I feel like. Like, so even like Mothman. The way Mothman is depicted in some account as being Berenger of bad news or whatever. Um.

[00:33:36] To me, that would make him not a cryptid. That would make him something more magical, occult. Hmm. Not just an animal. Right. Fair enough. If that makes sense. Yeah. To me, that's what Mothman is. I think he's a warning sign. Um. To me, there's so many bad things that happen that are worse or just as bad. Hmm. So why wouldn't he show up for all of those? Busy.

[00:34:06] I have to pencil that earthquake in next week, y'all. Exactly. I got a tooth appointment. I gotta get, I gotta get a root canal. Can we make it next Friday? Nobody might be there though. And you people just haven't seen him. You never know. That tracks. Yeah. That tracks. I wonder if I can get on board with that. Yeah. Right. Give us, give us some of your favorites because I know, I know what your favorite is, which we'll briefly go on to because that thing is fucking weird as shit.

[00:34:36] I also like the Groot slaying. I have not covered it yet, but it's going to be awesome. What the hell is that? It's like part elephant, part snake. How does that work? Like. It's almost, so there's different. Again, there's different people that have different accounts. Um, one is like almost like it's got an elephant head, but like big giant, like, um, Obra s body.

[00:35:04] So the, I think the, the religious aspect in like, I think it's like maybe Africa or South America, something, some. Jungly place. But I'm so sorry, people. Oh my God. Um, I'm really hopped up on pain meds right now. So yeah, gotta be a little slack here. But essentially it was the God made elephants and they made snake. Or well, that was the picture.

[00:35:34] So they made the Groot slaying and it was elephant and snake together, but it ended up being such a monstrosity and so dangerous and lethal or whatever that they essentially destroyed. They were supposed to get all the Groot slaying in the cave or whatever, or destroy them. Um, and then they separated and made an elephant and a cobra to make it not as lethal.

[00:36:00] Um, but in theory, according to the religion goes one got away down into a cave and I guess they can there. I don't know. What is it when you get asexual or whatever you can reproduce on your own? Yeah. But, but that's the theory. Um, is that, you know, they create an animal and they were like, Oh shit, this is a bad idea. Um, let's pull them apart. So it's pretty, it's pretty, it's pretty, they're like in the water and they come up and get you, you know? Yeah.

[00:36:30] Yeah. So that one's pretty crazy that I haven't covered, but I do really like snally because snally is amazing. Hmm. But I will say snakes are weird anyway. I love snake. I do. Well, um, cause I, I have the best way to describe a snake. Okay. It is a tail with a face. As is true. This is actually true. Exactly. You might just ruin it for me. I love snakes.

[00:37:00] I think they're beautiful and dangerous, but yeah, that's a good point. I'm actually, um, I've got a tank coming. Um, my goal was to eventually, uh, get a snake. I want to get the terrarium ready and everything. And I just had somebody offer to give me one. Nice. Remind me about this weird fucking flying bird. Ah, God, not what it is thing. Now. Yeah. So snally gaster is actually snail guys.

[00:37:29] That's a pretty good little German accent there, huh? Um, and so essentially it started in German or Germany. And then made its way to like what? Like, uh, Rhode Island or Maine, or I don't know, one of those ocean places. And it's essentially described as if you can imagine a dragon mixed with a baby chicken with one eye and tentacles coming out of its mouth. So it's big and it flies, but it seems like the depictions are feathery, right?

[00:37:59] So it's got feathers, but it has this, this like steel, sharp beak, these sharp claws. It's got one big ass eyeball. And now it does say there's tentacles that come out of it. It did not specify where, but some of the drawings I've seen have them coming out of like the mouth, but it doesn't say where. Yeah.

[00:38:20] So my thing was what if its beak is closed and when it opens its beak, it like rolls these tentacles out and then it can pull back in like a bunch of nasty gung. Oh, they're underneath it. Like, like David Jones sort of thing. It, you know what? Actually. Yeah. With feathers. And the fact that what took it down is that it supposedly flew too close and got stuck in a barrel of whiskey or moonshine. Yes.

[00:38:50] That cracks me up. Yeah. And then they laid, they lay eggs that are like the size of like a barrel. Yeah. And then like one dude tried to like hatch it, you know, I'm like, think about how many freaking scrambled eggs you can make with that. You could feed a village. Exactly. But supposedly there, supposedly there was only like a few encounters and one of us was like, they think that the one spawned the other. Um, and that's like 20 years apart or something.

[00:39:18] So it's like one died, the other one was hatched. And then it, you know, I guess took 20 years to show up. Who knows? Um, but I just like him cause he's so weird. He just looks so goofy. Yeah. Yeah. Like, seriously, Google snally gaster, you guys. And you'll know what I'm saying. He just looks so like, Oh, he looks so cute. Everybody's like, wow. Really? Yeah. I was like, I would totally ride a snally gaster. Yeah.

[00:39:46] Cause I think, I think it was the first time I was on your show. I'm sure that's what we spoke about. I'm sure that was the first one we did. It was either snally gaster or veggie man. Which one did we do first? I think it was snally gaster first. Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was. Yeah. Cause then veggie man. Yeah. Cause obviously we, we, we hadn't spoke that much then. And yeah, that was, that was, that was when you saw one of my famous reactions because you told me, you sent me a picture of it and I was literally like, what the fucking shitting hell is that?

[00:40:15] It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. It's definitely, it's so, it's so bizarre. Yeah. This is weird as hell. But, but he's adorable. And you know, there, and there were a lot of people that reported seeing it. Mm. So that's what I thought was so fascinating is that so many people had, uh, accounts of it. Yeah, definitely. So something was up there. Yeah.

[00:40:43] Well, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't like things that fly. I don't trust birds or anything. So. I hate birds. They stink and they're loud. Exactly. And even more so when you get attacked by them. Well, there you go. There's, there, there's one cryptid that we have proof of. Platypus. Yes. Boom. Told Jack you knew it. That thing should not work. No. But I would like to point out that of all the animals in the world, I knew exactly which one you were talking about. Yeah.

[00:41:12] And do you want to know the weirdest thing about platypuses? Which one? Did you know they're venomous? Yeah, I did. Did you also know the, the basically sweat milk? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what's even weirder. And this is a Ricky Gervais joke. So they lay eggs and produce milk so they can make their own custard. No other animal can do that. Huh? I never thought about that.

[00:41:43] But they just, they don't make sense. Like, I just, I'd love to know how that happened. Can you imagine being the person who first saw platypus and tried to explain it to someone? Well, scientists thought it was a hoax. They didn't think it was real. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's a thing. Or imagine the first person that saw a giraffe and they're like, but yeah, like, or be the person that saw a giraffe and they're like, I saw this horse with a really long neck. Yeah. Well just anything. Yeah.

[00:42:13] What's another one? Armadillo. Oh, we're talking about real ones. Armadillos are, so there's actually a giant sloth. And then they just had that, um, that monkey or ape or something that was like in Malaysia. I feel like I've talked about this like five times this week, um, that they thought was a cryptid. They thought it was like Bigfoot and they actually found a, like a pocket in like this mountain range and some like real remote area.

[00:42:42] And there was actually a small population of these animals that they thought were fake. They didn't realize they were real. I'm not saying anything about that. I'm going to have to look that up. And this has just been within the last, I think 10 years or 15 years. I'm going to have to look that up. That's weird. Give us a couple more that you like. Now I like the Pukwudgie. Yes. And there, but, but then again, I don't know if the Pukwudgie would be considered a

[00:43:10] Fae or be considered a cryptid. So, um, I do, I do not like. Say more gnome. Huh? More gnome than fairy. A gnome? I feel like a gnome is part of like a Fae archetype. Fae, Fae is not just fairy. Fae is just like magical folk. Yeah, then yeah. Yeah, true. Fairies are part of that.

[00:43:35] Um, so you have like the gnomes, you've got the fairies, you've got, um, those people with the hairy feet hobbits. Uh, elves. Um, but yeah, I mean, so one I haven't done research on that I wanted to do is Jabba Fofi and it's a giant spider.

[00:43:59] Like, so it's actually in, uh, so Harry Potter, the spider that, uh, um, yeah, that's a Jabba Fofi. Um, it's also in Lord of the Rings. So when you have the big spider that stabs him in the chest, that's the Jabba Fofi. It's even in, um, they put him in, uh, Kong Skull Island. There's the big spider that walks over Jabba Fofi. Mm. Yeah, that would scare the shit out of me. I don't do spiders.

[00:44:29] I like spiders. Uh, nope. I like spiders. All bugs must die. Except probably monsters are pretty cool. No, spiders are cool. Spiders are cool as fuck. They're cool when they're squished beneath a boot. No. It's one of the best bits on Harry Potter as well. Well, it's not one that, well, it's sad when, when, when the spider dies and then the other professor there and he does like a weird speech. Have you seen it? Yeah. Yeah.

[00:44:58] Well, my thing too is like when... Yeah. And you're like... King of the arachnids. Yeah. Well, you know, it's his pet and he loves him. I get it. Or like when they do, they'll send out the babies that still look like big spiders and they'll send them out and people are like, well, that's weird. That's a big spider. And then big mama's like hovering over. Yeah. Yeah. No, thank you. Um, I don't know.

[00:45:24] And then it's like, I feel like there's so many variations on like bat squash and stuff. Um, but I do like the causes of Wendigos. Yeah. But I also don't feel that it's necessarily encrypted because it was human. Yeah. I like to just posh posh everything. I'm like the negative natty over here. But there was another one that I'm really not big on. I really don't like the Loch Ness Monster.

[00:45:52] I feel like there's no way that we haven't... That you should have been able to fight. If it's in there, it's not that big. I mean, it's big, but the water in comparison to the size, you should have been able to find something. I think, I think the thing that they say is for the reason why they can't is because there's that much silt in the water. But that's a big ass animal. Yeah, but it's a big ass lo. But not that big. It is.

[00:46:20] Now, Megalodon, I can get behind. Yeah, but again, they were real. Were. But people are saying they're still there. Well, they might be. See, that's the thing. I'm on board. But to me, finding a Megalodon in the ocean is... That is more likely than a Loch Ness Monster in a lock. Probably, yeah. But like I said, there's...

[00:46:43] They've got photos and videos and stuff of blue whales and stuff that have got giant fucking teeth marks all over them and stuff. You cannot believe anything that you see on the internet. Oh yeah, I know. But still. But it's nice to think about. But it might not even be by Mars. What if it's just multiple smaller sharks eating it? It just so happened to look... Like you have a... Bloody Mary, Jesus. Mary Magdalene on a piece of toast. Bloody Mary on a piece of toast. You know what I meant.

[00:47:15] But when it's like you see what you want to see, right? Yeah, yeah. I'm a very big advocate of that. Which is why, like I said, so many weird things happen to me. I see so much stuff. I hear so many things. And I still will be like, wait, was that real? Like I question everything. But then whenever I'm like, there is absolutely no doubt in my mind. That is what I heard. And it's like, I'll react.

[00:47:40] Right before we got on here, I was talking to somebody about how I'm weird and spooky things happen to me. And I heard the chime on my front door go off. I heard it. The only way that you could turn it off is to open the door. And it's a heavy door. And my dogs start barking. They run in there. They're still barking at something. And I've got security cameras inside and outside my house. I checked all of the cameras. Nothing was on the camera. The door just opened.

[00:48:09] And it's inside an enclosed porch. So the wind would not be a factor. Yeah, yeah. Have you heard of the bull hags? Which ones are those? Is that an Irish thing? No, no. So they're one that's, they're somewhere in between. I mean, they're, I'd say they're probably more in the lines of your fairies and stuff because they're like witches. Okay. I make sure they'll have.

[00:48:38] I've got a guest coming on, on our podcast to talk about them. So I don't want to go too much into it. But if you want, I'd be happy to come back on yours and tell you about them. Oh yeah, definitely. Cause I'll have to do some research. I was actually getting ready to try to look up some topics since I'm stuck in bed. No, no, no, no. I ain't getting anything else to do. Don't let me tell you about them. Oh, okay. Let me tell you about them because the story that goes with it is fucking insane. Okay. It is brilliant.

[00:49:06] So what's interesting that you say that is, so when I do my spirit box sessions, a lot of the things that are in there refer to me as the witch. Which I guess tracks, but there's something and I think it's whatever's there that's, it's very old. And it doesn't call me the witch. It calls me the hag. So, but then back then, you know, hag and witch were hand in hand, like way back in the day. So I, that's how I know whatever it is is very old.

[00:49:36] Right. Then I think we should call it there. Natasha's right. Do you want to let our listeners know where they can find you? Yeah. So, uh, podcast wise, I am everywhere. Um, now I will not, I mean, I have stuff on YouTube, but my host site stopped automatically posting and I'm not the greatest at remembering to post there. So heads up, there's probably missing episodes. Um, but everywhere else that you listen, I'm there. Uh, I have a website.

[00:50:03] It's www.cryptidscreepsandconspiracy.com. And all my episodes are there. Um, I now buy a coffee thing. I don't know how that works, but, uh, the merch sites there, my episodes are there. There's a contact form. You could rate the podcast review. You can do everything on the website, uh, and get all of that. There's some links on there, uh, for something like, uh, domestic violence hotline, suicide hotline.

[00:50:27] Um, I want to make everything there as helpful as I can, uh, for people that just might need it. You never know. Um, and then I have a Squarespace store, uh, which is on the website as well. It's also, if you go to any of my social media, which I'm, I'm literally at everything. I'm on X threads, uh, tick tock, Instagram, Facebook. Uh, I, I, I don't know of anything that I'm not on besides I'm trying to figure out this Twitch thing.

[00:50:55] Um, and I'm not good at Reddit, but, uh, everything else in there, but there's a Linktree link and all the links are there also. So there's multiple ways to get to me. Um, I do have a Patreon page as well. That's where, uh, if you want to see one videos to, uh, certain subscribers, I laugh, uh, I post unedited. So unedited video, uh, all the bloopers, all the fuck ups, every, every, you get it all on that one.

[00:51:22] Um, I put a lot of spirit box sessions on there and stuff like that. And then you have access to the discord server. So like we can chat or whatever. It's a little more like one-on-one. There's not as many people on it right now. Um, but yeah, so I am either cryptids, creeps and conspiracy, uh, the Etsy store. And I also page a Facebook for my, uh, handmade stuff. It's runes like R U N E S and remains relics. You can't miss me.

[00:51:51] Big deer skull in the photo. Cool. Cool. Well, you send me over your link and I'll put it in the bio so people can just find it straight away. Yeah. Right then guys. Thank you for listening. Uh, as always follow our Instagram at the spooky shed podcast link in the bio there for all our other stuff. And we shall speak to you next time. Billy might be here. He might not be. Is he even real? He's not real.

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