Sawney Bean - The True Story of The Hills Have Eyes! Ep.64

[00:00:08] Right then guys, welcome to The Spooky Shed Podcast for the very first time.

[00:00:13] It's a new year, it's a new title, but it's still the same two twats here talking.

[00:00:18] You've got Liam and Billy. Billy, how the hell are we my friend?

[00:00:20] Woohoo, I'm alright mate, I'm alright. How's yourself?

[00:00:24] Aye, not too bad, not too bad.

[00:00:25] Apologies in advance guys if my voice decides to go halfway through this.

[00:00:28] It just can't make up its mind where it wants to stay or go.

[00:00:31] So, we'll work with it.

[00:00:33] We shall, we shall.

[00:00:35] Whole new year mate.

[00:00:36] Whole new year, whole new year, brand new name.

[00:00:38] I mean it isn't yet because it's still only the 4th of December for us.

[00:00:42] Well yes, but by the time this comes out it will be.

[00:00:44] Exactly.

[00:00:45] I'll say How Easy Christmas, but that's just taking a piss isn't it?

[00:00:49] Yeah, yeah.

[00:00:51] Absolutely.

[00:00:52] Right then so...

[00:00:53] I'm sure it'll be good.

[00:00:54] Aye.

[00:00:55] So, The Spooky Shed.

[00:00:57] We're not actually in it yet.

[00:00:58] Yeah, no, we're just in the bedroom.

[00:01:00] Yeah.

[00:01:01] But, we will be soon.

[00:01:03] Yes.

[00:01:04] So...

[00:01:08] Right then, let's just crack on mate, eh?

[00:01:10] Right then mate, so I've got a question for you.

[00:01:12] Fire away man.

[00:01:13] Relating towards today's episode.

[00:01:16] Okay.

[00:01:17] Right.

[00:01:18] So, what's...

[00:01:20] What food do you hate the most?

[00:01:24] Tomatoes.

[00:01:24] What's the one thing you can't bear to eat?

[00:01:27] Tomatoes.

[00:01:28] Well, tomato...

[00:01:29] Can I say a sauce?

[00:01:30] It's tomato sauce.

[00:01:32] You don't like tomato sauce?

[00:01:33] I fucking despise the stuff.

[00:01:34] Devil food.

[00:01:35] You're a fucking pervert, you are.

[00:01:36] No, it's devil food.

[00:01:37] I can drink tomato sauce mate.

[00:01:39] Urgh!

[00:01:40] Oh, don't, don't.

[00:01:42] Jaden, I see it in the fridge mate and I fucking knock it over.

[00:01:45] I hate it.

[00:01:45] I hate this stuff.

[00:01:46] It goes in the cupboard anyway.

[00:01:47] Devil food.

[00:01:48] Yeah, I've noticed.

[00:01:49] No one has been opened.

[00:01:50] It does?

[00:01:50] I probably...

[00:01:51] I live it in the cupboard.

[00:01:52] Do you?

[00:01:52] Yeah.

[00:01:52] Ooh.

[00:01:53] Devil food.

[00:01:54] Where do you keep your eggs?

[00:01:56] In the cupboard.

[00:01:57] Oh, fair play to you then.

[00:01:59] Why?

[00:01:59] Because I like it when people say,

[00:02:00] Oh, you have to keep them in the fridge.

[00:02:02] Oh no, not eggs.

[00:02:02] Well, you don't because you buy them off the shelf anyway, don't you?

[00:02:05] Yeah.

[00:02:06] Exactly.

[00:02:06] I was a nice people lad.

[00:02:08] Oh, definitely a tomato sauce.

[00:02:08] Right, so anyway, so tomato sauce, right?

[00:02:10] So how hungry would you have to be to eat some tomato sauce?

[00:02:16] A very.

[00:02:17] A very hungry man.

[00:02:18] Like to the point of starvation, would you still not have any?

[00:02:23] If that's the only thing you could have was tomatoes or tomato sauce.

[00:02:26] No, obviously in that case, you mean you've got to think logically.

[00:02:29] Yes, you would.

[00:02:30] What if the tomato sauce was on a person?

[00:02:32] Could you then eat the person?

[00:02:35] No.

[00:02:36] No.

[00:02:36] Or if that's that, if you don't eat this person, you're going to die.

[00:02:41] So be it.

[00:02:41] Would you rather die?

[00:02:43] Depends who the person was.

[00:02:47] It does.

[00:02:48] It's true.

[00:02:49] Depends who the person was.

[00:02:50] Fair enough.

[00:02:51] If I was close to this person, no.

[00:02:53] Basically, what I'm saying is, could you eat a person?

[00:02:55] So like just a strange air?

[00:02:57] Yeah, it doesn't have to be a family member or anything, just anyone.

[00:03:00] No.

[00:03:00] No.

[00:03:01] Couldn't do it.

[00:03:01] I don't believe so, no.

[00:03:02] Not like you say, if you're on the point of starvation, going to die, you've got no other choice.

[00:03:08] No.

[00:03:09] I don't think I could.

[00:03:12] I think maybe if they were dead and they'd said to me before, prior to dying, that look,

[00:03:17] when I die, take my skin, take my flesh.

[00:03:21] Take my skin?

[00:03:24] Take my flesh as a funk consumer.

[00:03:26] In that case, then, I don't know.

[00:03:28] You don't know what starvation does to you until you go through it.

[00:03:31] Yeah.

[00:03:32] Well, like I say, it's probably a bit obvious to you, but we're going to be talking about cannibals.

[00:03:36] Oh.

[00:03:37] Yeah.

[00:03:38] Oh, no.

[00:03:40] The reason I asked you that question, to the point of starvation, because obviously there's

[00:03:44] a lot of famous cannibal stories.

[00:03:46] Obviously, the main one we're going to be getting into, which we will do next.

[00:03:51] But if you've seen the movie, The Heart in the Sea, Chris Hemsworth in.

[00:03:55] Oh, no.

[00:03:56] It's basically the true story.

[00:03:57] You know Moby Dick?

[00:03:58] Yeah.

[00:03:59] Yeah.

[00:03:59] It's basically the true story of that, because Moby Dick basically is a true story.

[00:04:03] Yeah.

[00:04:04] And obviously, they were all on plenty of lifeboats drifting around the sea, and obviously the

[00:04:07] ones that died, the old book is at them.

[00:04:09] Yeah.

[00:04:09] Because obviously that was their only choice.

[00:04:11] Yeah, yeah.

[00:04:11] So basically, that was my point.

[00:04:13] I wanted to see if you're stuck in a boat in the middle of the fucking ocean, and

[00:04:17] the person who's next to you are going to die.

[00:04:20] Could you do it?

[00:04:21] Yeah, it's one of them.

[00:04:22] I don't know.

[00:04:23] My sound of mind right now wants to say no, but until you're at the point of starvation,

[00:04:27] I wouldn't answer it.

[00:04:28] Depends which parts, I think.

[00:04:30] What?

[00:04:34] Right.

[00:04:35] I'm going to fire one back at you.

[00:04:36] Is that all right?

[00:04:37] Yeah, go for it.

[00:04:37] Right.

[00:04:37] You've got an ear, a nose.

[00:04:41] Right.

[00:04:42] Hang on.

[00:04:42] I'm thinking of another one.

[00:04:44] An ear, a nose, and an eyelid.

[00:04:45] Which one are you eating?

[00:04:46] An ear, a nose, and an eyelid?

[00:04:48] Yeah.

[00:04:48] Well, they're nothingness.

[00:04:50] Don't care.

[00:04:51] Cheers.

[00:04:51] No, pick someone that's got some meat on it.

[00:04:53] Fuck's sake.

[00:04:54] Right.

[00:04:58] Right.

[00:04:59] Let's go with...

[00:05:00] No, because that's too easy.

[00:05:01] You can pick any.

[00:05:02] That's easy.

[00:05:02] Not necessarily.

[00:05:03] I'm not eating a foot.

[00:05:04] I don't like feet.

[00:05:06] I'm not eating a foot.

[00:05:07] That's no good.

[00:05:09] Right, okay.

[00:05:11] No, that's too easy, that, for me.

[00:05:13] I'm afraid.

[00:05:14] You'd have to go with my answer.

[00:05:15] I just don't answer it.

[00:05:16] Because I could say bicep.

[00:05:17] I could say quad.

[00:05:18] All right, the ear, then.

[00:05:19] The ear?

[00:05:20] Yeah, because there's more to it.

[00:05:21] There's more in a freaking eyelid.

[00:05:22] Get some seasoning with the wax, yeah?

[00:05:24] Yeah.

[00:05:26] You never know.

[00:05:28] You never know.

[00:05:29] Depends who it is.

[00:05:32] Well, there's actually an episode that I want to do at some point.

[00:05:34] Quickly touch on it now.

[00:05:36] There's this Japanese bloke who ate this woman.

[00:05:39] And there was some weird, it was one of them where, I think it was an error in the paperwork

[00:05:46] thing when he got fucking charged for it and basically got released.

[00:05:49] And he actually wrote a book about it.

[00:05:50] He'd done all TV programs and interviews and everything about it that he let this fucking

[00:05:54] woman and basically got away with it.

[00:05:56] And I remember watching it.

[00:05:57] It was on Channel 4 years ago.

[00:05:58] I think I must have been about 13 or 14 year old.

[00:06:01] I just remember him saying I was like, he ate her ass cheeks because it tasted like sweet

[00:06:04] corn.

[00:06:05] Sweet corn?

[00:06:06] Yeah.

[00:06:08] So it's always intrigued me that.

[00:06:10] I'm not going to do it.

[00:06:12] You're here, guys.

[00:06:13] Right?

[00:06:13] Okay.

[00:06:16] If something happens in red cards, someone's been eating and her butt cheeks are missing.

[00:06:20] But you know what I mean?

[00:06:20] We know why.

[00:06:21] Does that not intrigue you a little bit, though?

[00:06:23] No.

[00:06:24] No.

[00:06:25] No, but why is it corned?

[00:06:27] It's meat.

[00:06:27] Because he's clearly a psychopath.

[00:06:29] Well, yeah, but that's not the point.

[00:06:31] Tis the point.

[00:06:31] Well, do psychopaths have knackered taste buds?

[00:06:33] Would you just slap some butter on it?

[00:06:35] Corn on the cob?

[00:06:36] Never know.

[00:06:37] Never know.

[00:06:38] Well, yeah, we'll talk about that at some point eventually anyway.

[00:06:40] Yes, yes.

[00:06:44] Sweet corn.

[00:06:45] Yeah, you never know.

[00:06:46] You never know.

[00:06:48] Funny enough, the first two episodes are going to be sort of horror movie related, but I

[00:06:54] know mine has got much more of a true basis behind it than the one you're about to do.

[00:06:59] Yes.

[00:06:59] Actually, just done.

[00:07:02] Right, mate.

[00:07:03] So, The Hills Have Eyes.

[00:07:04] Ah, right.

[00:07:05] Have you seen it?

[00:07:06] Okay, yes.

[00:07:06] Yes, I have.

[00:07:07] Like it?

[00:07:08] Yeah, I enjoyed it.

[00:07:09] So, in the original or remakes or both?

[00:07:11] Both.

[00:07:11] Both.

[00:07:12] Both.

[00:07:12] Yeah.

[00:07:14] Original better, would you say?

[00:07:18] Yes.

[00:07:18] Yeah.

[00:07:18] Yeah, I think so.

[00:07:19] I mean, at the first remake, I didn't mind.

[00:07:20] Yeah, the first one was good, but that's always the case.

[00:07:23] Yeah, true.

[00:07:23] True.

[00:07:24] But did you know it's actually a true story?

[00:07:26] Or is it based on a true story?

[00:07:27] I do know it's based on a true story, yes.

[00:07:28] Do you know the story behind it?

[00:07:30] There's a family down the road from me that I'm related to.

[00:07:34] Say again, sorry.

[00:07:34] Do you know the story behind it?

[00:07:37] The true story?

[00:07:39] Kind of.

[00:07:39] I don't know details and things, but I've watched a documentary before on it.

[00:07:45] Right.

[00:07:45] So, we're talking about Alexander, known as Sarnie Bean.

[00:07:48] Yeah, that name rings a bell.

[00:07:49] Yeah, yeah.

[00:07:50] Yeah.

[00:07:52] So, Sarnie Bean is a legendary figure said to have been the head of a 45-member clan in

[00:07:57] Scotland in the 16th century that murdered and cannibalised over a thousand people in 25 years.

[00:08:04] What a fucking bastard.

[00:08:05] Exactly.

[00:08:06] Right.

[00:08:07] According to the legend, Bean and his clan members were eventually caught by a search party sent

[00:08:13] by King James VI and were executed for their heinous crimes.

[00:08:19] I mean, no fucking surprise there, like.

[00:08:21] Yeah, yeah.

[00:08:21] Well, you'd expect that.

[00:08:23] Exactly.

[00:08:26] So, he was born, well, in the 1500s, basically.

[00:08:30] There was an exact, obviously, date on it.

[00:08:35] He had 14 children.

[00:08:37] They reckon it was up to 5,593 victims.

[00:08:42] I know, that's accurate.

[00:08:43] Yeah, I know.

[00:08:46] Right then.

[00:08:47] So, according to the Newsgate Calendar, a popular London publication of the 18th and 19th centuries,

[00:08:54] Alexander Bean was born in East Lovn during the 16th century.

[00:08:58] His father was a ditch digger and a hedge trimmer.

[00:09:01] Bean tried to take up the family trade, but quickly realised he was not fit for the work.

[00:09:06] He left home with an allegedly vicious woman named as Black Agnes Douglas.

[00:09:13] Oh, that's a fucking name, isn't it?

[00:09:16] Agnes Douglas.

[00:09:17] It's a Scottish name.

[00:09:19] That is a Scottish name and half, isn't it?

[00:09:21] Who apparently shared his inclination and was accused of being a witch.

[00:09:27] Oh, there we go again.

[00:09:29] Exactly.

[00:09:29] Exactly.

[00:09:30] After some robbing and the cannibalisation of one of their victims, the couple ended up at a coastal cave in Beenenhead.

[00:09:46] Yeah.

[00:09:48] In Beenenhead between Girvan and somewhere else I'm not even going to attempt to say.

[00:09:52] Yeah.

[00:09:53] But yeah.

[00:09:54] So the cave was 200 yards deep and the entrance was blocked by water during the high tide,

[00:10:00] enabling the couple to live there undiscovered for some 25 years.

[00:10:04] The pair produced six daughters, eight sons, 14 granddaughters and 18 grandsons.

[00:10:09] The grandchildren were said to be projects of incest between their children.

[00:10:13] So that's obviously where you get the whole hills of eyes element to it with the whole inbred bastards and what have you.

[00:10:19] Yeah.

[00:10:20] Dirty fuckers.

[00:10:23] Lacking the inclination for regular work, the Bean Clan thrived by laying careful.

[00:10:27] And what the fuck's funny about that, you fucking psycho?

[00:10:31] Sorry, the Bean Clan.

[00:10:32] It does sound funny.

[00:10:33] I mean, however.

[00:10:35] To be fair, yeah, fair play.

[00:10:36] It caught me off guard.

[00:10:37] Right.

[00:10:38] Right, so I'll start again there.

[00:10:39] So lacking the inclination for regular work, the Bean Clan thrived by laying careful ambushes at night to rob and murder individuals or small groups.

[00:10:48] They brought the bodies back to their cave where the corpses were dismembered and eaten.

[00:10:55] They would pickle the leftovers and discard the body parts in barrels.

[00:10:59] These leftovers would sometimes wash up on nearby beaches.

[00:11:04] This strategy helped conceal their crimes by leading villagers to believe that animals were responsible for the attacks on travellers.

[00:11:12] Kind of makes sense, I suppose.

[00:11:14] Yeah, I guess.

[00:11:16] I suppose it depends how much precision they were using to chop them up.

[00:11:21] You can't imagine.

[00:11:22] It was probably rusty old axes of some shape, wasn't it?

[00:11:24] Yeah, I mean, they're not going to be using fucking full-on sharp knives back in the 16th century, but you know what I'm saying.

[00:11:30] Yeah, yeah.

[00:11:31] Like, surely they'd have to get some teeth marks in there or something.

[00:11:33] Yeah.

[00:11:35] Throw people off the trail.

[00:11:36] Yeah.

[00:11:38] Right then, so the body parts and disappearances did not go unnoticed, but the clan stayed in their cave by day and took their victims at night.

[00:11:46] Thus the villagers remained a little unaware of the murderers living nearby.

[00:11:51] Once local people began to take notice of the disappearances, searchers were launched to find the culprits.

[00:11:58] One such took note of the cave, but the searchers did not believe any human could live in it.

[00:12:06] Frustrated and desperate for justice, the townspeople hanged several innocents.

[00:12:11] Fuck.

[00:12:12] Exactly.

[00:12:12] But the disappearances continued.

[00:12:15] Suspicions often fell on local innkeepers, since in many cases they were the last known to have seen the missing people alive.

[00:12:23] I mean, that's a bit shit, but I suppose it's one of them in it back in the fucking day.

[00:12:27] You know, you didn't have much of a...

[00:12:28] That's the thing, they've got no fucking DNA and shit like that.

[00:12:32] Exactly.

[00:12:32] It's just nothing.

[00:12:33] It's just word of mouth.

[00:12:35] So, one night the Bean Clan ambushed a married couple riding from a fair on one horse.

[00:12:42] The man trained in combat and armed with a sword and pistol was able to hold the clan off.

[00:12:48] The unfortunate wife was unhorsed.

[00:12:51] Felt...

[00:12:52] That's weird.

[00:12:53] I don't like that.

[00:12:54] Unhorsed.

[00:12:54] Yeah.

[00:12:55] It's weird.

[00:12:56] So, she fell to the ground and was captured, meeting her hideous fate.

[00:13:02] The husband was rescued when a large group of fair goers appeared on the trail and the beans fled.

[00:13:12] And the beans fled.

[00:13:14] Honestly, we have fucking children out there.

[00:13:19] Oh, fucking hell.

[00:13:23] Right, so the husband was then taken to a local magistrate who was then made...

[00:13:27] He was then made aware of the events.

[00:13:33] With the beans' existence revealed...

[00:13:35] Stop laughing at beans for crying out fucking...

[00:13:39] Right.

[00:13:40] It was not...

[00:13:41] For God's sake, away.

[00:13:43] Right, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

[00:13:44] It was not long before the king, perhaps James VI of Scotland, in accounts linked to the 16th century,

[00:13:50] though this detail does not fit well with the story being linked to the 15th century.

[00:13:55] Yeah, fair enough, I'm just reading what it says.

[00:13:58] Yeah.

[00:13:58] Heard of the atrocities and led a posse of 400 men and several bloodhounds.

[00:14:04] It's not a fucking posse, it's an army.

[00:14:06] Fucking hell.

[00:14:07] Exactly.

[00:14:08] So, the bloodhounds soon led them to the previously overlooked cave.

[00:14:13] Upon entering it by torchlight, the searchers found the bean clan and surrounded by human remains,

[00:14:19] body parts hanging from the walls, barrels filled with limbs, and piles of stolen heirlooms and jewelry.

[00:14:27] Fuck no.

[00:14:28] Yeah, bastards.

[00:14:29] So, not just eating you, they're fucking nicking your shit as well.

[00:14:31] Fucking, yeah, displaying you.

[00:14:33] Fuck, I know.

[00:14:35] Bastards, eh?

[00:14:35] Bastard beans.

[00:14:39] Oh, they shouldn't have hanged them, should they?

[00:14:40] They should have fucking, like, cooked them, then it could have been baked beans.

[00:14:43] Fuck's sake.

[00:14:47] Oh, dear.

[00:14:48] Hard to be one in there, didn't they?

[00:14:50] Obviously, obviously.

[00:14:52] Right then, so, there are two versions of the events following the bean clan's discovery.

[00:14:57] The more common is that the clan was captured alive, having given up without a fight.

[00:15:01] They were taken in chains to the tollbooth jail in Edinburgh, then transferred to either,

[00:15:07] well, transferred to either Leif or Glasgow.

[00:15:11] I think that's how you say that.

[00:15:12] I know it's Glasgow, but the other one.

[00:15:14] Yeah.

[00:15:15] Where they were executed, being regarded as subhuman and unfit for trial, understandably.

[00:15:24] Yeah.

[00:15:25] Sarni and the other men

[00:15:26] had their genitalia cut off

[00:15:28] and thrown into the fire

[00:15:29] so they were baked beans.

[00:15:30] Fucking hell.

[00:15:31] Jesus Christ.

[00:15:32] Their hands and feet were severed

[00:15:34] and they were allowed to bleed to death.

[00:15:37] Sarni shouted his dying words

[00:15:39] it isn't over

[00:15:40] it will never be over.

[00:15:42] After watching the men die

[00:15:44] Agnes and the other women

[00:15:45] and the children

[00:15:46] were tied to stakes

[00:15:47] and burned alive.

[00:15:48] Oh so they were baked beans then.

[00:15:50] They were baked beans.

[00:15:51] Good.

[00:15:54] These punishments recall

[00:15:55] in essence

[00:15:56] if not in detail

[00:15:58] the medieval

[00:15:59] hanging, drawing and quartering.

[00:16:01] Did it?

[00:16:01] The children as well.

[00:16:03] Well there were inbred little shits

[00:16:04] that were eating people as well mate.

[00:16:05] Relax.

[00:16:06] You could be a five year old

[00:16:08] he ain't killing and eating people.

[00:16:09] I mean he's forced to eat

[00:16:10] we didn't know any better.

[00:16:11] Yeah well he'll be inbred

[00:16:12] and all

[00:16:13] Oh so just burned into the stake then.

[00:16:16] Well yeah.

[00:16:17] He was part of it.

[00:16:18] That's all that matters mate.

[00:16:19] Knowledge to him.

[00:16:21] Fair enough.

[00:16:22] Exactly.

[00:16:25] So not normally

[00:16:26] like I said

[00:16:27] so the way they were

[00:16:28] executed

[00:16:28] was usually only

[00:16:30] decreed for men

[00:16:31] convicted of treason.

[00:16:32] A bit like Guy Fawkes.

[00:16:34] Yeah.

[00:16:34] Yeah.

[00:16:36] Women convicted of the same

[00:16:38] would be burned.

[00:16:40] In the second version

[00:16:41] is that the search party

[00:16:43] detonated gunpowder

[00:16:44] at the entrance of their cave

[00:16:46] leaving the Bean Clan

[00:16:46] to suffocate.

[00:16:47] Personally I prefer

[00:16:48] the first version.

[00:16:49] Yeah.

[00:16:50] Yeah.

[00:16:50] Yeah that's justice.

[00:16:51] Yeah exactly.

[00:16:52] I mean there's a bit of irony

[00:16:54] I like to say

[00:16:54] gunpowder and stuff

[00:16:55] and fucking treasoned

[00:16:56] Guy Fawkes.

[00:16:57] I mean you don't know

[00:16:57] he might have been involved.

[00:16:58] Yeah.

[00:17:01] Right then.

[00:17:02] So the town of Girvan

[00:17:04] located near the

[00:17:05] macabre scene

[00:17:06] of the murder

[00:17:07] and debauchery

[00:17:08] has another legend

[00:17:09] about the Bean Clan.

[00:17:10] It says that

[00:17:11] one of the Bean's daughters

[00:17:12] eventually left the clan

[00:17:13] and settled in Girvan

[00:17:14] where she planted

[00:17:15] a tree that became

[00:17:17] known as the Hairy Tree

[00:17:19] after her family's

[00:17:20] capture and exposure

[00:17:21] her identity

[00:17:22] was revealed

[00:17:23] and angry locals

[00:17:24] hanged her

[00:17:26] from the bow

[00:17:27] of the Hairy Tree.

[00:17:28] Why?

[00:17:29] Why?

[00:17:30] Because that's what

[00:17:31] it was like back then

[00:17:32] wasn't it?

[00:17:32] Why did the hang her?

[00:17:33] Because it was guilty

[00:17:34] by association

[00:17:34] to one of them.

[00:17:36] Alright okay.

[00:17:37] A lot of shit

[00:17:38] like that happened

[00:17:39] back then.

[00:17:39] Yeah true.

[00:17:40] Very true.

[00:17:41] I'm one of you.

[00:17:45] I don't know why

[00:17:46] the hair is called

[00:17:46] the Hairy Tree

[00:17:47] that's a weird one.

[00:17:48] Yeah I wanted

[00:17:48] context for that

[00:17:49] but it is what it is

[00:17:50] I guess.

[00:17:52] It's fucking crazy

[00:17:54] to think that

[00:17:54] this sort of shit

[00:17:55] happened isn't it?

[00:17:56] Oh yeah it's mental mate.

[00:17:58] Working 5000 plus.

[00:17:59] Yeah.

[00:18:00] It's off it isn't it?

[00:18:02] Right then guys

[00:18:03] so that is it for today

[00:18:04] that is it from

[00:18:05] the first ever episode

[00:18:06] of the Spooky Shed

[00:18:07] podcast.

[00:18:08] We will.

[00:18:09] Billy it's been a pleasure

[00:18:09] as always.

[00:18:10] Absolutely.

[00:18:11] Absolutely.

[00:18:12] Can't wait to do it again

[00:18:12] exactly.

[00:18:14] God knows when

[00:18:15] and God knows what about.

[00:18:16] Yes.

[00:18:17] We'll figure it out.

[00:18:18] Exactly.

[00:18:20] We had a good break

[00:18:21] over Christmas

[00:18:22] we had a couple of weeks

[00:18:24] off from doing this

[00:18:24] which has definitely

[00:18:25] helped.

[00:18:26] Yeah.

[00:18:27] Well we haven't had it yet.

[00:18:28] Well we haven't had it yet

[00:18:28] it's going to help

[00:18:29] stop being a dickhead.

[00:18:30] It's because you said it earlier.

[00:18:32] Yeah I know.

[00:18:33] Ignore us

[00:18:34] we make our own rules.

[00:18:35] Yeah that's it.

[00:18:36] Exactly.

[00:18:36] But we haven't changed

[00:18:38] the Instagram or anything yet

[00:18:39] so I can't tell you

[00:18:40] where to go and follow us yet

[00:18:41] but all the links will be

[00:18:42] in the description

[00:18:42] so go down there

[00:18:44] follow us on all the

[00:18:46] fucking pages on there.

[00:18:47] Merch stores are still there.

[00:18:49] Yeah.

[00:18:49] Keep your eye out for

[00:18:50] what's coming in the future

[00:18:51] as well.

[00:18:52] Exactly.

[00:18:52] Many many things coming

[00:18:53] obviously we've got

[00:18:54] obviously our YouTube channel

[00:18:55] now that obviously

[00:18:56] Billy is in charge of

[00:18:57] our paranormal adventures.

[00:18:59] That's it.

[00:19:00] So the first one

[00:19:01] well they've been out a while

[00:19:02] now.

[00:19:02] Obviously our little

[00:19:03] trip to Kirkleaven Woods.

[00:19:05] Yeah.

[00:19:05] It's a great watch.

[00:19:05] So if you haven't

[00:19:07] go and watch that

[00:19:07] and we shall speak to you

[00:19:09] next time.

[00:19:09] Billy say your line mate.

[00:19:11] Take care guys.

[00:19:12] Some things just don't change

[00:19:13] do they?

[00:19:14] That's it.

[00:19:14] Bye.

[00:19:15] Bye.