Anniversary Special (Piss, Shit, and Vomit)

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[00:00:15] Guess what day it is?

[00:00:18] Wednesday?

[00:00:20] No, it is. It's thoughts TV Thursday.

[00:00:22] If you're listening tomorrow, which is.

[00:00:25] Sorry.

[00:00:27] Sorry.

[00:00:27] I'm trying to make it a thing. I had you guys started so much longer ago than January. Well, that's because we did. And to celebrate the occasion, what we're going to do is I've put together some of the best moments over the last two series. Yeah. Well, you say best moments according to me. Oh, all the best bits are from the episode you're not in.

[00:01:45] I'm actually really curious to listen through and like count how many of each of us it is. So who else he thinks is the bestest?

[00:02:41] Maybe don't listen. Honestly, if you're not comfortable with that, never live with me.

[00:02:44] Laura's just very sicky, which is what we found out anyway.

[00:02:47] I'm not going to give you a time code to skip the best bits because I've not edited it yet.

[00:02:52] But if you just want to listen to the bonus content, that is the second half of this anniversary

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[00:02:58] Thank you for a lovely year, you two.

[00:03:01] Enjoy. I just throw his... You just throw his... Staring into the little distance with her mouth open. She was blinking like twice at a time. You were like... What would you have done if the dial-up time started coming out of my mouth? I would have shot her.

[00:04:22] Yeah, the glossy girl's had a zoop called Mrs. Pop.

[00:05:26] I feel like have you never fucking watched the show even though even though I know it's a combination of

[00:05:31] Fucking more I mean at this point only fucking morons would go on the apprentice. Yeah, it's a dying

[00:05:38] It's a combination of that and production making them do things. Well, yeah, it was the same on bam's ookie And I can't imagine that production actually

[00:05:41] But they weren't they weren't actually pulling that many strings

[00:05:44] It was a kids show and it makes me like think have made a noise i don't know if i can hear it i didn't hear it what they call the tech not twins they were called the tech not twins because they were brothers and they weren't twins and their whole comedy skit was like.

[00:08:04] They do this like split screen thing. Yeah, they do.

[00:08:05] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:08:06] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:08:07] Split screening that they've ever done.

[00:08:10] Like they weren't planning on doing it.

[00:08:12] And someone in the editing department,

[00:08:14] someone said, oh, why don't you just like

[00:08:16] split screen their faces together

[00:08:17] to see if they look similar?

[00:08:19] They don't.

[00:08:20] I mean, they do, but that when you put their faces

[00:08:24] next to each other, it doesn't stitch together

[00:08:25] the same face, suddenly, especially when you're doing it. Clee-dift. And octo legs. Clee-d, calm bead. Clee-d, octo legs. I just need to know why these are eight year old boys.

[00:09:42] Guys, please get in touch.

[00:09:43] Please, I need to know why.

[00:09:45] You called them Clee. Anyway, that because the price of buses making me very upset. But at least you can just screenshot whatever Stephanie post do you want? Yeah at least at least we've got that. At least we've got that.

[00:12:23] Here is a review I found interesting of the LazyTown CD. I'm not going to read all of it because No. He said we're unlike any girl he's ever met. What freakers I'd planet are you on? Well I was flattered. It wasn't even mistletoe. The cheeky monkey. You have ruined everything! Did you hurry up in there? Well finish this at home. No way! People can't since leaving a toilet keep it all together.

[00:13:42] On a scale of one to ten, just how good a kiss was it?

[00:13:46] Seven and eight? she doesn't repeat an episode. So she doesn't repeat an outfit for about 300 episodes. It's just like, no, I like to see it and be like, oh, there it is. Speaking of clothes, sorry, can we just talk about Mel's wardrobe? Because Mel represents the best of late 90s, early noughties fashion. All her outfits are so good.

[00:15:01] And then of course, Josh represents the worst.

[00:15:05] Yeah, honestly, he's got a neon pink leopard skin blazer. And he is having the time of his life, just completely unselfconscious. And turns out, lots of people were underneath the tweet,

[00:16:22] replying things like, oh, that's my childhood, what a legend.

[00:16:26] And other people were saying, yeah, this happens every year. I told Meghan Laura what two days ago yesterday, one day ago, that he voices an animated character, an animated animal, and I told them, what clues did I give you? She said it was a family show. I didn't say it was a family show. You did.

[00:17:40] No, I didn't.

[00:17:41] No, I didn't.

[00:17:42] Elsie.

[00:17:43] I know.

[00:17:44] You can edit this out, but you did.

[00:17:45] No, I didn't.

[00:17:46] Because me and Laura have been trying to think. That is not okay. Because it's an animal. Oh, he plays both, by the way. Yeah, it's good, it's good, you should watch it. So there you go. I enjoy those ads. Me too. The guys got range. Thank you for your services. Thank you for your services. Real British hero. Play your trash. Where's this man's bAFTA? Where's this bAFTA? He's probably won bfters for things he's been involved in

[00:19:02] and not really as the main credit.

[00:19:04] Considering he's the meerkat, the caretaker Yeah, that I think he was male who was saying, but who do that to him?

[00:21:41] You know, who do that?

[00:21:43] Who was sort of a sort of, there was a social comment as well, you know. favourite things about this stupid fucking show is the after game interviews. Like football. Like football. Why were we talking about it a few weeks ago? I can't remember why we were talking about it, but we were talking about how shit after challenge, sorry, after match interviews are. Yeah, because what are you supposed to say?

[00:23:02] All the same.

[00:23:03] All the same, yeah.

[00:23:04] I don't know if this is why we were talking about it, but I remember getting a message for no for again, which is just football in itself. Yeah. And we, what were we saying about there? Always like, yeah, they came out organized. Yeah. It's not the result that we want. Yeah. We're not ourselves down. And obviously we had this part of the league. It just turns into it builds back better as a team. Not the right. Yeah. So that's what they like all the time. When it happens on Raven after each challenge,

[00:24:23] it's the same but worse because it's children with no media training,

[00:25:25] Mr. Ron Byron power. Burdine Maxwell.

[00:25:27] The ill feeling is absolutely positively mutual.

[00:25:32] So in this episode what I want to do, do you know what I'm going to say?

[00:25:39] I'm going to, so each of the dolls. Megan, hey, my name is Megan. My friends call me Funke. Oh, what do they call them? My friends call me Funke Fashion Monkey Funke, hang on, wait, stop. Now, please. No, we've got so much to get through, we've not got time. Okay, fair. Because even when I just hang, I still like cats.

[00:27:03] When I just...

[00:27:05] When she's just hanging out, yeah.

[00:27:06] Keep fashion monkey. Yep.

[00:28:01] Yeah, Felicia, sorry. I can't read.

[00:28:03] Hi, Felicia.

[00:28:04] I love the glam life, but I love the outdoors too.

[00:28:08] Her nickname is glamgeco.

[00:28:12] Is that it?

[00:28:14] Yeah, that's, I mean, there's more of a description,

[00:28:16] but we've just, we've got to,

[00:28:18] we're gonna speed through these because after this is,

[00:28:21] come on, let's just keep it rolling.

[00:28:22] Watch the video.

[00:28:23] Oh my God.

[00:28:24] It's so good, I'm gonna link it in the show now.

[00:28:25] I'm going to, we've not even got to the boys' nicknames yet. It's just a social butterfly is already a thing. Yeah. Like people have heard of it. No one's heard of a flirty turtle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Freaking. Of sugar shows. Yeah. Freaking. Well, people have heard of fragrance, but not as a nickname. Her. Hang on. Her first nickname is actually got a few. Her first nickname is Stylin sheep. She was. Oh my god.

[00:29:40] Elsie.

[00:29:40] I'm so tired.

[00:29:41] I don't know why it's.

[00:29:43] Oh, that's Sheridan.

[00:29:45] Her nickname is Sparklin sheep.

[00:30:41] That was a mistake. That was a mistake.

[00:30:42] I'll have a wash instead.

[00:30:44] I don't want to share a bath with Zippy and George.

[00:30:47] We're just funny in the bath bubble.

[00:30:50] Come on!

[00:30:51] Yes, come on, but we'll get into this bath.

[00:30:52] Please do not remove my towel, Jeffrey.

[00:30:55] I don't want to splash a bath with anyone else.

[00:30:58] There's a three of us.

[00:31:00] Who's George?

[00:31:02] Who's Zippy and who's Uncle?

[00:31:04] You're Zippy.

[00:31:05] Oh, God.

[00:31:06] Fuck off.

[00:31:07] Fuck off!

[00:31:08] No. you have a marketable face? Yeah. I think you have very currently desirable lip shape that would lend well to makeup campaigns. Oh, that's true about Meg actually. Say you know what you like about me. She's got nice lips. Say what you like about fucking loads in like 280 or something. Oh, sure. Yeah. Of what, like four years. Yes. So many episodes come outside, shockingly only had 40 episodes. Incredible. I didn't say to me.

[00:33:40] Felt like more.

[00:33:41] Yeah, I did.

[00:33:42] It felt like more.

[00:33:43] So here we go.

[00:33:44] The first one that he ever did was a dog made out of lupaper.

[00:34:50] out of salt. Okay. And a spider out of hair. Where's he getting? Neil, where are you sourcing this hair? I only do this his own hair. I like the hair of my relative because I wouldn't

[00:34:59] want to make one one touch someone else's hair. It might not 500 years ago and if it hadn't happened there might never have been any pencils. The more I think about it the more I think that come outside should do. Yes. Yeah, shall we write it? They're like, you know, like the ladybird books, but like the grownup. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. Antimable votes for Brexit, but still the consequences.

[00:37:44] But still like the exact same format.

[00:37:48] So like same very calming narration. And he may be all is a turf. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that is not. She isn't. Let me just you know it's a joke. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. And she may be at the betting shop. Anti-mable is dependent on painkillers.

[00:39:03] And she was just saying to alcohol.

[00:40:02] See the speed camera. Auntie Mabel is a free thinker.

[00:40:05] Debating in the free marketplace of ideas.

[00:40:09] Auntie Mabel joins QAnon.

[00:40:15] Auntie Mabel feeds her dog an all-vegan diet and kills it.

[00:40:22] Auntie Mabel has gout.

[00:40:25] I hope you've all enjoyed what I consider could be disappointing. So I've been in the past gone out a bunch for years. Don't do that anymore. If not just because fucking everyone else is out too. So we were my brothers in Canterbury intentionally like not doing anything. I mean we did that last year. We the two of us watched

[00:41:41] Paddington and sat on the balcony. It was great. Yeah, it was lovely. Like that kind of thing

[00:41:45] whereas this was even less planning than that. And, that's a skill you have. We've watched you. Laura's quite a sick girl. I have it's like anything away from this episode is that Laura is sick quite a lot. I once in we were in like me and Sean were traversing Victoria's

[00:43:01] stage which is my brother Sean which is huge right and Laura, she did a tequila shot and then, yes, you did. You show your head every time I tell the story. It's not, okay, even if I did a tequila shot, it wasn't because of the tequila shot.

[00:44:20] It wasn't because of the tequila, but she,

[00:44:22] I mean, she's drunk.

[00:44:22] I'm done this so much.

[00:44:23] She just saw this tequila everyone does sicky burp sometimes but Laura but vomit it's like it's different it's not like doing a sicky burp it's burping and sick coming out.

[00:46:44] it free. I have very vivid memories of when I was younger and being sick and like my dad just like rubber my background just let it out. It's just let it out. I'm quite scared

[00:46:50] of being sick and I really don't like it. The last time I remember being sick was 2020

[00:46:57] Burns Night. And this is the only, the park because she just because she wanted to go on the swings. And yeah, the next day, the next day I woke up and I was like, fuck, you know, when you find to begin with, and then yeah, it gets worse and worse and worse. It's like, I think I wasn't even sick in the toilet to begin with. I was like,

[00:48:21] at the toilet, and then I was there for ages not being sick. And I got up, and I was like,

[00:48:25] no, I am going to be sick. I got down again, and then got up and then went into my room.

[00:49:24] time I'm sick now is if I've drunk too much and I know that I have and I need to get all the poison out my body. Fingers down the throat I feel so much better afterwards. My brother and sister are

[00:49:31] terrified of vomit. I've had to force myself to not be because I like to drink. I can't be. It's

[00:49:37] too much of a common visit. Yeah, no we can't be right? Our friend Alicia, a friend of the pod,

[00:49:42] says that you're either a sick or a shit family. Yes, yes. I feel we're both. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What they meant by that was, who is your friend that talks about Pooh the most? And I instantly knew who it was, and it's Meg. See, the thing is before I met Meg, I didn't, I actually didn't have one. None of my friends, neither did I. I know, and I love this. Do you know why I'm the Pooh friend though? Yeah, I do know why. So when you started living with,

[00:51:00] well, you tell the story.

[00:51:01] Well, when I was at uni, we were in halls

[00:51:04] and we had like a room and an ensuite each. I would firmly don't care. I have, from a very, this is such a weird tidbit about me, but you both know this to be true. I have always, my entire life pissed really loudly. She has got a race horse piss. Strength of a race horse. I think it means you're there. It's a very brazen way. I don't even, it's not even necessarily sometimes it's powerful, even when it's not,

[00:52:21] it's really loud and they do not understand.

[00:52:24] I can hear it.

[00:52:25] I know it's not even always like that,

[00:52:26] but it's always audible.

[00:52:27] I can hear it from my room and my room And she's like a garden sprinkle hooded this way. If he weed outside and he was trying to explain the stream to us. And she said, if he was outside in summer, any pissed, that'd be a rainbow. And we got it. Yeah. I just vomit story again. I just like the most one of my most visual memories is like, I must have been drinking

[00:53:44] wine. I don't actually remember the night.

[00:53:46] Cabbies in Singapore tend to be like quite prepared because they pick up a lot I get this from my mom for sure because I remember multiple occasions. Even though your dad is sick all the time as well. I am a puke drunk. I'm a puke drunk. I am a puke drunk, which is from my mom. So make families a poo family. Laura's family is sick family. They're both. Where'd I go? They're both.

[00:55:00] My grandma will say go do a poo.

[00:55:02] My dad will say go be sick so it depends what you're talking to.

[00:55:04] So I have multiple memories of I was awake for during school and for some reason, I don't remember why, but my mum couldn't get me, none of my grandparents could get me. So my dad had to come get me and he worked like 45 minutes away and couldn't leave to lunchtime. So I was sat in the disabled toilets at school just over the toilet for two hours waiting for him.

[00:56:22] And then he had to go with the receptionistbledon. No, she was trying to try to get home. And she had puked like a puddle or rat. She was outside near a bus stop. Though people at the bus stop, she was across the street

[00:57:41] and had vomited and was basically in a puddle

[00:57:44] of her own vomit on a actually love you in this house. We've had around your comments. We talk about your sorts of lovey. I genuinely thought I would feel a bit more nervous because I mean, I see most of the, oh yeah, I see a lot of the likes and stuff rolling. I see people follow and I'm like keeping a very close eye on it.

[00:59:00] So if you definitely feel speaking to one of us

[00:59:02] on social media, it's probably me.

[00:59:04] Or sometimes Elsie never law written, Today, as of right this moment, we have two thirds of the overall downloads that we had in December total. So I thought we had a really good month in November and then up until mid December I didn't think we were going to top it and then suddenly we were getting like 50 downloads a day, 60

[01:00:21] downloads a day, there's a lot of that. We do read them all. We do read them all. Some of them we like gather around and we're like, oh, look at this comment, isn't this so sweet? And we do appreciate everything. It genuinely took me two weeks to understand. There was a comment that was left, yes.

[01:01:41] And more I didn't understand.

[01:01:42] It was, what was it? thoughts underscore underscore TV? Which one would you like me to do? Both of them please. I was gonna do Discord and email. Yeah, both of them Laura, that's too. Just checking. The Discord is the Thoughts TV server. You should just be able to find us like that. If not, there's a link on Instagram. The email is thoughtsTV2002 at gmail.com.

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