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[00:15.760 --> 00:19.760] And it seems to me you lived your life like a penis in something.
[00:25.760 --> 00:26.760] What?
[00:26.760 --> 00:47.760] Nice to be recording in the daylight. This has, I think, never happened.
[00:47.760 --> 00:49.760] Maybe in summer when it's day forever.
[00:49.760 --> 00:51.760] In summer, we have recorded in daylight.
[00:51.760 --> 00:54.760] But we've done it in my room with like a big board up.
[00:54.760 --> 00:58.760] No, we've done, we recorded all of last summer in this living room.
[00:58.760 --> 01:03.760] Oh, yes. No, you're right. We've done about eight episodes like this, you're right.
[01:03.760 --> 01:04.760] Yeah.
[01:04.760 --> 01:05.760] Okay.
[01:05.760 --> 01:07.760] Except it was daylight, but it wasn't daytime.
[01:07.760 --> 01:08.760] Yes, that's right.
[01:08.760 --> 01:10.760] We're doing it in the morning. Good morning, Laura.
[01:10.760 --> 01:11.760] Good morning.
[01:11.760 --> 01:13.760] Yes, good morning. We know you're there.
[01:13.760 --> 01:22.760] A bit more risky, like, because doing it at night kind of eliminates some noises going on.
[01:22.760 --> 01:23.760] Namely construction.
[01:23.760 --> 01:28.760] We have got a ridiculous amount of work going on nearby.
[01:28.760 --> 01:32.760] They asked me to redo that because I doxed myself.
[01:32.760 --> 01:36.760] No clues. If I could follow the trail, someone else could follow the trail.
[01:36.760 --> 01:38.760] Might as well name the construction company.
[01:38.760 --> 01:40.760] We might as well just put the address there.
[01:40.760 --> 01:44.760] We might as well say bum.
[01:44.760 --> 01:48.760] Anyway, we're having a breakfast episode.
[01:48.760 --> 01:51.760] Me and Laura have been out to acquire breakfast items,
[01:51.760 --> 01:58.760] which Laura is obviously now rustling as if she couldn't have put that on a fucking plate before she came in here.
[01:58.760 --> 01:59.760] You're right. I didn't think...
[01:59.760 --> 02:02.760] I'll leave her alone.
[02:02.760 --> 02:06.760] She's carrying on, though.
[02:06.760 --> 02:09.760] Why don't you tell everyone what you've got, Laura?
[02:09.760 --> 02:12.760] Cinnamon Social from Olinstein.
[02:12.760 --> 02:18.760] Yeah, not to be those people, but if you have got Olinstein near you and you haven't had the social, it's pretty good.
[02:18.760 --> 02:23.760] We were initially so grumpy about another fucking coffee shop being on our live stream.
[02:23.760 --> 02:26.760] Oh, another middle-class bakery.
[02:26.760 --> 02:30.760] It's so dark in there. It's so cold and austere.
[02:30.760 --> 02:33.760] But actually, it's the best one on the street.
[02:33.760 --> 02:35.760] It is actually the best one on the street.
[02:35.760 --> 02:38.760] It's fucking toasty. Most of the people that work there are really nice.
[02:38.760 --> 02:40.760] They're really delicious.
[02:40.760 --> 02:44.760] It is normally full of very fresh babies, though.
[02:44.760 --> 02:47.760] Babies love their coffee, didn't they?
[02:47.760 --> 02:49.760] They're baby chinos.
[02:49.760 --> 02:50.760] Danish coffee.
[02:50.760 --> 02:55.760] Danish words all over it, so they write bread like bread.
[02:57.760 --> 02:58.760] Brother.
[02:58.760 --> 03:00.760] May I have one, brother?
[03:00.760 --> 03:03.760] Everything in there is...
[03:03.760 --> 03:06.760] Well, not everything. There's a lot of Danish words.
[03:06.760 --> 03:08.760] Yeah. Lots of un-lauts and...
[03:08.760 --> 03:11.760] Yeah, so it's like one of our favourite breads I cannot pronounce.
[03:11.760 --> 03:13.760] Christian Ha-v...
[03:13.760 --> 03:15.760] If you've had that one, though, it's actually really...
[03:15.760 --> 03:17.760] It's really salty bread, but it's very delicious.
[03:17.760 --> 03:19.760] Anyway, how are you guys today?
[03:19.760 --> 03:21.760] I'm doing great. I've got...
[03:21.760 --> 03:23.760] Laura's up before 1pm.
[03:23.760 --> 03:24.760] Hey! I'm incredible.
[03:24.760 --> 03:25.760] Well, you are up before 1pm.
[03:25.760 --> 03:28.760] Yeah, I know, but you phrased that like 1pm is an average.
[03:28.760 --> 03:30.760] 1pm is not an average.
[03:30.760 --> 03:32.760] Okay, sorry. 12pm.
[03:33.760 --> 03:35.760] Yeah.
[03:35.760 --> 03:38.760] Do you remember this weekend?
[03:38.760 --> 03:42.760] She was like live messaging us, her getting out of bed.
[03:42.760 --> 03:45.760] I also just got a new mattress topper that I am so happy about.
[03:45.760 --> 03:48.760] So my bed is now just so comfortable. It's like a cage.
[03:48.760 --> 03:53.760] It's just... You don't want to get out because it's warm and so comfortable.
[03:53.760 --> 03:56.760] And you're like, why would I get out into the cold, harsh world?
[03:56.760 --> 03:59.760] Like, why? I'm awake. I'm just on my phone.
[03:59.760 --> 04:03.760] I snapped at Laura yesterday because she tried to give me her old mattress topper,
[04:03.760 --> 04:07.760] which was a kind thing to do, but I just couldn't handle having more things in my room.
[04:07.760 --> 04:09.760] Hey, man. I don't think you actually snapped at me.
[04:09.760 --> 04:11.760] I think you more snapped at Meg.
[04:11.760 --> 04:14.760] Because I was like, you do you at your pace.
[04:14.760 --> 04:16.760] And I came in and went, why the fuck is this in here?
[04:16.760 --> 04:21.760] I didn't say that. I was like, I said, who does this belong to?
[04:21.760 --> 04:24.760] Because it had been on a chair and it is like...
[04:24.760 --> 04:28.760] It's like anyone in this flat to leave something on a chair for ages.
[04:28.760 --> 04:30.760] Oh, it is. Yeah, it is.
[04:30.760 --> 04:32.760] We're all guilty of that. So I just wanted to know who it was.
[04:32.760 --> 04:34.760] And there's still baking trays by the front door.
[04:34.760 --> 04:36.760] No, I took those down.
[04:36.760 --> 04:39.760] What about 18 months you had a baking tray by the front door?
[04:39.760 --> 04:44.760] We got some new baking trays and the old ones we put by the front door
[04:44.760 --> 04:47.760] meaning to take them down to the trash and they stayed there for about 18 months.
[04:47.760 --> 04:53.760] Long enough that the new baking tray we bought at the time to replace those baking trays
[04:53.760 --> 04:56.760] now looks like the old baking tray.
[04:56.760 --> 04:59.760] It's baked. It's a ran through baking tray.
[04:59.760 --> 05:00.760] Yes, anyway.
[05:00.760 --> 05:02.760] So what are we doing today?
[05:02.760 --> 05:05.760] We're doing Tracy Beaker series two.
[05:05.760 --> 05:06.760] Yeah, we always said we would.
[05:06.760 --> 05:07.760] We always said we would.
[05:07.760 --> 05:09.760] And I'm feeling a lot less...
[05:09.760 --> 05:12.760] Remember I was very stressed about doing series one.
[05:12.760 --> 05:16.760] And I think it's because there was so much to cover with series one
[05:16.760 --> 05:21.760] because it was what it is and who Jacqueline Wilson is and all of that.
[05:21.760 --> 05:25.760] And now we've got that out of the way and we can just go straight into series two
[05:25.760 --> 05:27.760] and I'm feeling really good about it.
[05:27.760 --> 05:31.760] So we covered all the info about Tracy Beaker in the first episode,
[05:31.760 --> 05:33.760] who Jacqueline Wilson is, the background.
[05:33.760 --> 05:36.760] So if you want to hear that stuff, listen to episode one.
[05:36.760 --> 05:37.760] Wait, sorry.
[05:37.760 --> 05:38.760] Series one.
[05:38.760 --> 05:39.760] Episode Tracy Beaker, not episode one.
[05:39.760 --> 05:40.760] Episode Tracy Beaker.
[05:40.760 --> 05:44.760] Well, it looks like Tracy Beaker really is back.
[05:44.760 --> 05:45.760] Yeah.
[05:45.760 --> 05:48.760] I'm back and I'm back.
[05:50.760 --> 05:52.760] Don't even think of switching off.
[05:52.760 --> 05:54.760] I know where you live.
[05:57.760 --> 05:59.760] What did we think?
[05:59.760 --> 06:03.760] I enjoyed it more than the first series.
[06:03.760 --> 06:04.760] Yeah.
[06:04.760 --> 06:07.760] I enjoyed the first series and then I thought, me and Ozzy watched most of it.
[06:07.760 --> 06:08.760] Yeah.
[06:08.760 --> 06:11.760] We watched most of series two last night.
[06:11.760 --> 06:15.760] So we were skipping towards the more important episodes,
[06:15.760 --> 06:21.760] like the ones where Louise gets fostered, Tracy almost gets fostered.
[06:21.760 --> 06:22.760] What did you think Laura?
[06:22.760 --> 06:23.760] As someone that...
[06:23.760 --> 06:25.760] I think you barely remember it, right?
[06:25.760 --> 06:26.760] I didn't watch it.
[06:26.760 --> 06:27.760] Oh, okay.
[06:27.760 --> 06:29.760] I think I also...
[06:29.760 --> 06:30.760] There's what?
[06:30.760 --> 06:31.760] How many episodes?
[06:31.760 --> 06:32.760] 12?
[06:32.760 --> 06:33.760] 26.
[06:33.760 --> 06:36.760] Well, 26, 15 minutes, 13 half hours.
[06:36.760 --> 06:37.760] Right.
[06:37.760 --> 06:40.760] I think I watched most of it as well, actually, because, yeah.
[06:40.760 --> 06:42.760] I did write something down.
[06:42.760 --> 06:48.760] I did prefer this to the first season, but some of the same issues I have...
[06:48.760 --> 06:54.760] I'm not a kid, so the way Tracy acts bothers me in a way as an adult,
[06:54.760 --> 06:58.760] but I also fully understand why she's acting the way she's acting.
[06:58.760 --> 07:01.760] But one thing I realized in watching this...
[07:01.760 --> 07:07.760] I can't speak to the accuracy of this actually being what care homes are like,
[07:07.760 --> 07:11.760] but I think a lot of Tracy's behavior comes down to the care home children
[07:11.760 --> 07:15.760] really valuing misbehavior, like sneakiness, getting away with stuff,
[07:15.760 --> 07:18.760] doing pranks and stuff.
[07:18.760 --> 07:22.760] Yeah, there is a lot of that where a new care worker comes
[07:22.760 --> 07:24.760] and they're all seeing who can...
[07:24.760 --> 07:25.760] Yeah.
[07:25.760 --> 07:26.760] But it's...
[07:26.760 --> 07:29.760] I feel like a lot of that is not so much them acting out
[07:29.760 --> 07:32.760] and it's more like them being bored
[07:32.760 --> 07:35.760] and it's a kids showing their kids.
[07:35.760 --> 07:37.760] Yeah, 100%.
[07:37.760 --> 07:42.760] But the reason that Tracy is so much how she is
[07:42.760 --> 07:47.760] is because the kids in this environment really value that behavior
[07:47.760 --> 07:52.760] and her playing into it makes these people,
[07:52.760 --> 07:54.760] who are the most consistent people in her life,
[07:54.760 --> 07:58.760] the ones that are actually closest to being her family, like her more,
[07:58.760 --> 08:00.760] will look up to her more or admire her more.
[08:00.760 --> 08:03.760] Because there's a lot of talk about her being the best one
[08:03.760 --> 08:05.760] and she's the baddest and she's the best at it.
[08:05.760 --> 08:07.760] It's like a sort of pecking order kind of thing.
[08:07.760 --> 08:08.760] Yeah, so she thrives off of that.
[08:08.760 --> 08:09.760] But I also like...
[08:09.760 --> 08:13.760] And they actually depict this really well because that explains so much.
[08:13.760 --> 08:16.760] And yeah, I just... I didn't get that so much.
[08:16.760 --> 08:19.760] I think I was a little bit overly annoyed with her in the first season
[08:19.760 --> 08:22.760] than this one. I was like, oh, I get it now.
[08:22.760 --> 08:27.760] She really vehemently wants to be liked,
[08:27.760 --> 08:30.760] but also really doesn't want to care.
[08:30.760 --> 08:33.760] And you see every episode, you see her like,
[08:33.760 --> 08:37.760] something happens and she pretends not to care and then she writes it.
[08:37.760 --> 08:40.760] She always makes write whatever she's done.
[08:40.760 --> 08:44.760] I think she's terrified of her version of commitment
[08:44.760 --> 08:46.760] because no one's ever done...
[08:46.760 --> 08:48.760] No one's actually ever gone the full mile.
[08:48.760 --> 08:51.760] Everyone's left her, whether it be the kids getting fostered,
[08:51.760 --> 08:54.760] a foster parent giving up on her, et cetera.
[08:54.760 --> 08:58.760] No one's actually ever gone the full way.
[08:58.760 --> 09:01.760] So it's like, if she does something...
[09:01.760 --> 09:03.760] I don't know if we talked about this last episode,
[09:03.760 --> 09:06.760] but something you do when you've had trauma and stuff
[09:06.760 --> 09:09.760] is you try and establish boundaries by pushing people
[09:09.760 --> 09:11.760] because you want to know where the line is.
[09:11.760 --> 09:13.760] Yeah, I think we did talk about this.
[09:13.760 --> 09:15.760] And she does this with everyone.
[09:15.760 --> 09:18.760] I'm going to my mum's, just me.
[09:18.760 --> 09:20.760] Hello, you can't leave me here on my own.
[09:20.760 --> 09:22.760] The authorities won't like it.
[09:22.760 --> 09:23.760] I'm not leaving you here.
[09:23.760 --> 09:24.760] Where are they?
[09:26.760 --> 09:28.760] Just for a bit.
[09:28.760 --> 09:30.760] Until the repairs.
[09:33.760 --> 09:38.760] I'm taking you back to the...
[09:41.760 --> 09:44.760] You're taking me back to the dumping ground.
[09:45.760 --> 09:46.760] I preferred...
[09:46.760 --> 09:50.760] I liked this series in some ways.
[09:50.760 --> 09:51.760] I liked it better than series one.
[09:51.760 --> 09:53.760] And in some ways I preferred series one.
[09:53.760 --> 09:56.760] I found series one much more emotional
[09:56.760 --> 10:00.760] because all the kids are younger.
[10:00.760 --> 10:01.760] Like they're all...
[10:01.760 --> 10:04.760] There's like one young kid, Dolly, in this one
[10:04.760 --> 10:05.760] and the rest are all...
[10:05.760 --> 10:06.760] She's so cute.
[10:06.760 --> 10:07.760] She's so cute.
[10:08.760 --> 10:10.760] What about all the good times?
[10:10.760 --> 10:11.760] All the fights and disappointments
[10:11.760 --> 10:13.760] and people laughing at you at school
[10:13.760 --> 10:14.760] because you wear rubbish clothes
[10:14.760 --> 10:16.760] and live in a stinky children's home
[10:16.760 --> 10:20.760] with stinky children.
[10:22.760 --> 10:23.760] I'm out of state.
[10:23.760 --> 10:25.760] I just want to call the police.
[10:25.760 --> 10:27.760] They're all generally older.
[10:27.760 --> 10:30.760] They were maybe like eight or nine on average
[10:30.760 --> 10:34.760] in series one and now they're like 12, 13.
[10:34.760 --> 10:35.760] We've also got the...
[10:35.760 --> 10:40.760] So we lost Zach and Ryan and Peter and Maxie
[10:40.760 --> 10:42.760] because the production moved to Cardiff.
[10:42.760 --> 10:45.760] So they're in a different house now.
[10:45.760 --> 10:49.760] And we gained Lolan Bouncer
[10:50.760 --> 10:52.760] I'm going to get cut out.
[10:52.760 --> 10:55.760] I want roughly more of a boo with it.
[10:55.760 --> 10:57.760] That's my brother.
[10:57.760 --> 10:58.760] Long time favourites.
[10:58.760 --> 11:02.760] God, that's why so many of them are well sure from Bristol.
[11:02.760 --> 11:03.760] Yeah.
[11:03.760 --> 11:04.760] Lolan, are they brothers?
[11:04.760 --> 11:05.760] Yes.
[11:05.760 --> 11:06.760] Yes.
[11:06.760 --> 11:07.760] Okay, I thought so.
[11:07.760 --> 11:08.760] You couldn't tell to look at her.
[11:08.760 --> 11:09.760] No.
[11:09.760 --> 11:12.760] I only realised because they referred to their aunt
[11:12.760 --> 11:13.760] as the same person.
[11:13.760 --> 11:14.760] Yeah.
[11:14.760 --> 11:15.760] I was like, oh, you guys are related.
[11:15.760 --> 11:16.760] Okay.
[11:17.760 --> 11:19.760] You've got Amber who comes in
[11:19.760 --> 11:22.760] in maybe episode three or something.
[11:22.760 --> 11:26.760] You've got Nathan and Dolly.
[11:26.760 --> 11:28.760] I've got a lot to say about Nathan.
[11:28.760 --> 11:30.760] I love Nathan.
[11:31.760 --> 11:32.760] Slips out my hands.
[11:32.760 --> 11:34.760] That was Duke's favourite mug.
[11:34.760 --> 11:35.760] Terrific.
[11:35.760 --> 11:37.760] So is there anyone left in the dumping ground
[11:37.760 --> 11:39.760] you haven't got on the wrong side of?
[11:39.760 --> 11:40.760] You.
[11:40.760 --> 11:42.760] True, but we haven't properly met.
[11:42.760 --> 11:43.760] Nathan.
[11:43.760 --> 11:44.760] Pleased to meet you, Tracy.
[11:44.760 --> 11:47.760] Feel free to hate me as soon as you like.
[11:47.760 --> 11:49.760] Or I could help you.
[11:49.760 --> 11:50.760] How?
[11:50.760 --> 11:52.760] You've just got off to a bad start.
[11:52.760 --> 11:55.760] You can soon turn things around to night supper.
[11:55.760 --> 11:57.760] What's supposed to be off by then?
[11:57.760 --> 11:58.760] Pity.
[11:58.760 --> 12:00.760] Surprising everyone at Saturday's silly hour
[12:00.760 --> 12:02.760] would have made you a lot more popular.
[12:02.760 --> 12:03.760] Silly hour?
[12:03.760 --> 12:05.760] The staff always do silly things
[12:05.760 --> 12:07.760] at Saturday's supper for the kids.
[12:07.760 --> 12:08.760] So laugh.
[12:08.760 --> 12:11.760] Makes everyone feel like one big happy family.
[12:11.760 --> 12:12.760] What sort of silly things?
[12:12.760 --> 12:14.760] So Nathan's the trainee care worker
[12:14.760 --> 12:17.760] that sort of wants to be one of the kids.
[12:17.760 --> 12:20.760] I love Nathan.
[12:20.760 --> 12:21.760] He's so good.
[12:21.760 --> 12:22.760] He's so much fun.
[12:22.760 --> 12:23.760] He's so cute.
[12:23.760 --> 12:26.760] And he's given so much shit by...
[12:26.760 --> 12:27.760] The kids?
[12:27.760 --> 12:28.760] No.
[12:28.760 --> 12:29.760] And the care workers?
[12:29.760 --> 12:30.760] No, what's her name?
[12:30.760 --> 12:31.760] Lane.
[12:31.760 --> 12:32.760] No.
[12:32.760 --> 12:33.760] Oh, Jenny.
[12:33.760 --> 12:34.760] Jenny.
[12:34.760 --> 12:36.760] He's given loads of shit by Jenny
[12:36.760 --> 12:38.760] for no apparent reason.
[12:39.760 --> 12:42.760] Yeah, he's a bit like true one.
[12:42.760 --> 12:43.760] And he...
[12:43.760 --> 12:45.760] And I don't know if it's just like coming from
[12:45.760 --> 12:48.760] the day and age that we work in where it's like
[12:48.760 --> 12:52.760] it makes you look bad as a boss to be this kind of person.
[12:52.760 --> 12:54.760] But it's like he...
[12:54.760 --> 12:58.760] His girlfriend comes and sees him off at the door
[12:58.760 --> 13:00.760] and Jenny's got an issue with that or...
[13:00.760 --> 13:04.760] I think it's because Jenny really, really wants him to pass.
[13:04.760 --> 13:06.760] I get that.
[13:07.760 --> 13:09.760] She's his boss, right?
[13:09.760 --> 13:14.760] And in this day and age or like for our generation anyway
[13:14.760 --> 13:19.760] a boss that is like on your ass about you being two minutes late
[13:19.760 --> 13:22.760] or taking a personal call once in a while
[13:22.760 --> 13:26.760] is very negative and we don't like it.
[13:26.760 --> 13:29.760] I do think stuff like that, those kind of like managerial stuff,
[13:29.760 --> 13:31.760] I think, yeah, she was a little overly harsh
[13:31.760 --> 13:34.760] but I also very understand where she's coming from
[13:34.760 --> 13:37.760] with how he behaves as a care worker.
[13:37.760 --> 13:39.760] Their job is not to be the kid's friend
[13:39.760 --> 13:41.760] and that's actually kind of...
[13:41.760 --> 13:43.760] Dangerous is maybe the wrong word there
[13:43.760 --> 13:46.760] but it's like it's a tricky path to tread
[13:46.760 --> 13:48.760] because you aren't their friend.
[13:48.760 --> 13:51.760] You have to care for them in a way.
[13:51.760 --> 13:53.760] It's the whole parent friend thing
[13:53.760 --> 13:55.760] and it's like you need a parent
[13:55.760 --> 13:57.760] more than you need a friend when you're a child.
[13:57.760 --> 13:59.760] Yeah, but I think he is like a parent.
[13:59.760 --> 14:01.760] He's just like a fun parent.
[14:01.760 --> 14:03.760] And he engages with the kids
[14:03.760 --> 14:05.760] in a way that the kids will listen to him.
[14:05.760 --> 14:11.760] Like the first episode he's in,
[14:11.760 --> 14:14.760] he shows them that pretty much,
[14:14.760 --> 14:18.760] until the very end, only Tracy Beaker can get him.
[14:18.760 --> 14:20.760] Like they can't play tricks.
[14:20.760 --> 14:22.760] He's wise to their tricks.
[14:22.760 --> 14:25.760] And I don't think he's given enough credit
[14:25.760 --> 14:27.760] for like how much he actually does for them
[14:27.760 --> 14:30.760] because you see him like playing with them
[14:30.760 --> 14:32.760] but then you hear of like...
[14:32.760 --> 14:35.760] At the end of the series there's kind of a suggestion
[14:35.760 --> 14:37.760] like he's not written his essays
[14:37.760 --> 14:39.760] so he might be failed
[14:39.760 --> 14:41.760] and might not be able to stay there.
[14:41.760 --> 14:43.760] And they're like,
[14:43.760 --> 14:47.760] who's going to read Dolly her books every night?
[14:47.760 --> 14:49.760] It turns out that she doesn't have any.
[14:49.760 --> 14:51.760] He's just been making up the stories.
[14:51.760 --> 14:53.760] And Jenny's like, well I can do it.
[14:53.760 --> 14:57.760] And she's like, no but we've got to the bit with the wolves
[14:57.760 --> 14:59.760] and you won't do the voices properly.
[14:59.760 --> 15:01.760] I'm strangling the werewolf or something.
[15:01.760 --> 15:03.760] He's very good at the very small details
[15:03.760 --> 15:05.760] that children really appreciate.
[15:05.760 --> 15:09.760] I think he's great at getting on each kid's level individually.
[15:09.760 --> 15:12.760] This is the very first episode that Nathan arrives.
[15:12.760 --> 15:14.760] So episode one of series two,
[15:14.760 --> 15:19.760] Tracy accidentally sets Cam's house on fire.
[15:19.760 --> 15:21.760] And because Cam has no option
[15:21.760 --> 15:23.760] because of money and stuff,
[15:23.760 --> 15:25.760] she has to go live with her mum,
[15:25.760 --> 15:27.760] Tracy has to go back to the care home.
[15:27.760 --> 15:28.760] The dumping ground.
[15:28.760 --> 15:31.760] And Tracy smashes Cam's favorite teapot
[15:31.760 --> 15:35.760] that she had taken back to the dumping ground.
[15:35.760 --> 15:36.760] And Cam's like, that's mine.
[15:36.760 --> 15:37.760] I love that.
[15:37.760 --> 15:38.760] You're stealing from me.
[15:38.760 --> 15:40.760] I can't handle any more dishonesty.
[15:40.760 --> 15:43.760] And in this episode, at the very beginning,
[15:43.760 --> 15:48.760] Cam is told by Jenny,
[15:48.760 --> 15:50.760] like maybe she just wanted something to remember you by
[15:50.760 --> 15:51.760] and Cam's really upset.
[15:51.760 --> 15:53.760] Like, oh, I couldn't even work that out.
[15:53.760 --> 15:55.760] I can't even pretend to be someone's mum.
[15:55.760 --> 15:57.760] Like there's a lot in this series.
[15:57.760 --> 16:00.760] There's a lot of Cam crying
[16:00.760 --> 16:02.760] and working out who she is.
[16:02.760 --> 16:06.760] Like she's more of a child than I remember watching it.
[16:06.760 --> 16:10.760] Like there's so much lovely Tracy and Cam stuff.
[16:10.760 --> 16:12.760] Like they're just talking to each other like friends
[16:12.760 --> 16:14.760] and it's so nice.
[16:14.760 --> 16:16.760] I was promised two ice creams.
[16:16.760 --> 16:19.760] I got one and I had to sell out the kid.
[16:19.760 --> 16:21.760] Oh, family life.
[16:21.760 --> 16:22.760] You can keep it.
[16:22.760 --> 16:25.760] Yeah, yeah.
[16:25.760 --> 16:27.760] Still, Louise deserves some love.
[16:27.760 --> 16:29.760] Yeah, we all do.
[16:29.760 --> 16:32.760] That's true.
[16:32.760 --> 16:34.760] So now I've fixed the PC.
[16:34.760 --> 16:36.760] You could finish your homework.
[16:36.760 --> 16:39.760] Oh, thanks a million.
[16:39.760 --> 16:42.760] And at the end of that episode,
[16:42.760 --> 16:44.760] Nathan's first episode,
[16:44.760 --> 16:47.760] he glues the teapot back together.
[16:47.760 --> 16:51.760] I don't know if Cam's quite up to seeing that again.
[16:51.760 --> 16:52.760] It's for Tracy.
[16:52.760 --> 16:55.760] What you said about needing something to remember, Cam, by?
[16:55.760 --> 16:58.760] We can go home when you finished it.
[16:58.760 --> 17:00.760] Will you give it to Tracy for me?
[17:00.760 --> 17:02.760] Be dry in about half an hour?
[17:02.760 --> 17:04.760] Sure.
[17:04.760 --> 17:06.760] Oh, and Nathan?
[17:06.760 --> 17:07.760] Yeah?
[17:07.760 --> 17:09.760] Nice work.
[17:09.760 --> 17:11.760] That's a bit of glue in a steady hand.
[17:11.760 --> 17:13.760] It's not what I meant.
[17:13.760 --> 17:15.760] To me, that was...
[17:15.760 --> 17:17.760] She's keeping that because she wants...
[17:17.760 --> 17:19.760] She knows that Cam loves that teapot.
[17:19.760 --> 17:23.760] She wants Cam to have a reason to come back to see Tracy.
[17:23.760 --> 17:25.760] Yeah.
[17:25.760 --> 17:27.760] Because Tracy doesn't think she's enough,
[17:27.760 --> 17:29.760] so she needs something of Cam's.
[17:29.760 --> 17:31.760] But she always will.
[17:31.760 --> 17:33.760] Yeah, no, but this is...
[17:33.760 --> 17:35.760] Yeah, no, I know.
[17:35.760 --> 17:37.760] In, I think maybe episode five,
[17:37.760 --> 17:39.760] very soon into the series,
[17:39.760 --> 17:42.760] Tracy and Cam make up immediately,
[17:42.760 --> 17:45.760] and Cam is visiting her and taking her out,
[17:45.760 --> 17:47.760] and they're just like...
[17:47.760 --> 17:49.760] It's just like a foster moment.
[17:49.760 --> 17:52.760] Is the Ben kid...?
[17:52.760 --> 17:54.760] Ben's still there.
[17:54.760 --> 17:56.760] Does he live near Cam?
[17:56.760 --> 17:58.760] He just hangs around dumping around.
[17:58.760 --> 18:03.760] There's a lot of stuff about the care home being very strict
[18:03.760 --> 18:06.760] and who comes in and out for obvious reasons.
[18:06.760 --> 18:09.760] But Ben just seems to live there.
[18:09.760 --> 18:13.760] It's probably because I imagine...
[18:14.760 --> 18:16.760] He's a child for a start,
[18:16.760 --> 18:19.760] but it's not like he's an adult that's being vetted.
[18:19.760 --> 18:21.760] Or not vetted, but do you know what I mean?
[18:21.760 --> 18:23.760] Yeah, and he's friends with all of them as well.
[18:23.760 --> 18:25.760] He is friends with all of them,
[18:25.760 --> 18:27.760] but I imagine with Tracy it's very pick your battles,
[18:27.760 --> 18:30.760] and if he's there and he'll entertain her,
[18:30.760 --> 18:34.760] then that's more good than bad, really.
[18:34.760 --> 18:37.760] But also, I was annoyed with Ben this series,
[18:37.760 --> 18:41.760] because he's found friends in Lol and Bouncer,
[18:41.760 --> 18:43.760] and he sort of sides with them a lot,
[18:43.760 --> 18:46.760] like, oh Tracy won't be able to beat you, she's just a girl.
[18:46.760 --> 18:51.760] There's a lot of Ben being more on the side of...
[18:51.760 --> 18:53.760] I mean, Lol and Bouncer are adorable,
[18:53.760 --> 18:56.760] and they're nice to Tracy, they're friends.
[18:56.760 --> 18:59.760] But when Ben's there, it's sort of like two tribes.
[18:59.760 --> 19:02.760] Well, that's, I think, accurate to boys and girls.
[19:02.760 --> 19:03.760] Yeah.
[19:03.760 --> 19:08.760] Honestly, I completely see that happening realistically,
[19:08.760 --> 19:12.760] because when you are that age, it is like, ugh, girls.
[19:12.760 --> 19:15.760] Even if you're best friend as a girl,
[19:15.760 --> 19:17.760] boys are still better than girls, right?
[19:17.760 --> 19:18.760] What's up, what's up?
[19:18.760 --> 19:20.760] Still not about Camden in the back, yeah.
[19:20.760 --> 19:22.760] Just in a step by to the kitchen.
[19:22.760 --> 19:24.760] Ah!
[19:24.760 --> 19:26.760] You lose, boy.
[19:26.760 --> 19:29.760] Still probably miles better than what Tracy could do.
[19:29.760 --> 19:30.760] Okay, then!
[19:30.760 --> 19:32.760] Ugh! Bring it on!
[19:32.760 --> 19:36.760] So, I want to talk about James Cartwright, who plays Nathan.
[19:36.760 --> 19:40.760] He is the son of playwright Jim Cartwright.
[19:40.760 --> 19:45.760] I'm sorry to have to tell you this.
[19:45.760 --> 19:48.760] In series two of Tracy Beaker,
[19:48.760 --> 19:51.760] James Cartwright was 17 years old.
[19:51.760 --> 19:53.760] What?
[19:53.760 --> 19:54.760] Yeah.
[19:54.760 --> 19:55.760] Are you sorry?
[19:55.760 --> 19:58.760] He's basically younger than the girl who plays Adele.
[19:58.760 --> 19:59.760] Yeah.
[19:59.760 --> 20:03.760] He's 17 and he's playing a care worker.
[20:03.760 --> 20:04.760] Trainee!
[20:04.760 --> 20:05.760] Nathan, that's Nathan.
[20:05.760 --> 20:07.760] That's not a 17 year old.
[20:07.760 --> 20:09.760] He doesn't look 17.
[20:09.760 --> 20:11.760] He looks like, you know...
[20:11.760 --> 20:12.760] 28.
[20:12.760 --> 20:13.760] 28, yeah.
[20:13.760 --> 20:14.760] He does.
[20:14.760 --> 20:16.760] I think he looks really young.
[20:16.760 --> 20:18.760] I mean, he's younger than...
[20:18.760 --> 20:21.760] Yeah, he's younger than the girl who plays Adele,
[20:21.760 --> 20:22.760] who is...
[20:22.760 --> 20:25.760] She's meant to be at the care home.
[20:25.760 --> 20:28.760] Oh, the fashiony one who left, right, yeah.
[20:28.760 --> 20:32.760] She's only about two years younger than the woman who plays Elaine.
[20:32.760 --> 20:33.760] No.
[20:33.760 --> 20:34.760] Yeah.
[20:34.760 --> 20:35.760] Stop it.
[20:35.760 --> 20:36.760] I actually haven't checked this.
[20:36.760 --> 20:37.760] My boyfriend told me this.
[20:37.760 --> 20:38.760] Okay.
[20:38.760 --> 20:42.760] But, yes, apparently she's like only a couple of years younger than the woman who plays Elaine.
[20:42.760 --> 20:44.760] Because I was noticing this series,
[20:44.760 --> 20:46.760] how young Elaine actually looks.
[20:46.760 --> 20:47.760] Yeah.
[20:47.760 --> 20:48.760] Oh, bless Elaine.
[20:48.760 --> 20:51.760] Her costume design is so on the nose.
[20:51.760 --> 20:52.760] So good, though, isn't it?
[20:52.760 --> 20:53.760] So good.
[20:53.760 --> 20:54.760] I love it.
[20:54.760 --> 20:56.760] He's so frumpy.
[20:56.760 --> 20:59.760] I presumed that Nathan was there doing apprenticeship.
[20:59.760 --> 21:02.760] I presumed he was 17 or 18 years old.
[21:02.760 --> 21:03.760] Really?
[21:03.760 --> 21:04.760] Yeah.
[21:04.760 --> 21:05.760] No.
[21:05.760 --> 21:07.760] I assumed he was doing a course.
[21:07.760 --> 21:09.760] Like, he is doing a course.
[21:09.760 --> 21:11.760] But in my head, he was a bit older.
[21:11.760 --> 21:12.760] Post Adele.
[21:12.760 --> 21:15.760] It was like in place of him going to uni or something like that.
[21:15.760 --> 21:16.760] Yeah.
[21:16.760 --> 21:17.760] I thought it was early 20s.
[21:17.760 --> 21:18.760] This was before you had to do...
[21:18.760 --> 21:20.760] Well, anyway, it doesn't...
[21:20.760 --> 21:28.760] But you don't let 17-year-olds into care homes as trainee care workers.
[21:28.760 --> 21:30.760] Do you know?
[21:30.760 --> 21:31.760] 17.
[21:31.760 --> 21:32.760] 17, yeah.
[21:32.760 --> 21:33.760] You are a 17-year-old.
[21:33.760 --> 21:36.760] You're still old enough to be in the care home.
[21:36.760 --> 21:37.760] Oh, yeah.
[21:37.760 --> 21:39.760] To be fair, 18 would be when I'd be training them.
[21:39.760 --> 21:40.760] Yeah, actually, that's a good point.
[21:40.760 --> 21:41.760] 17, you could be there.
[21:41.760 --> 21:42.760] Because Adele being...
[21:42.760 --> 21:44.760] 17, where's your parents?
[21:44.760 --> 21:46.760] Because Adele moves into a bedsit on her own.
[21:46.760 --> 21:48.760] So she would have had to be 16.
[21:48.760 --> 21:50.760] Right.
[21:50.760 --> 21:52.760] So I want to talk about...
[21:52.760 --> 21:53.760] James can't write some more, actually.
[21:53.760 --> 21:54.760] What?
[21:54.760 --> 21:55.760] It's a bedsit.
[21:55.760 --> 21:56.760] Because it comes out a couple of times.
[21:56.760 --> 21:57.760] A bedsit.
[21:57.760 --> 22:01.760] Like a studio flat, but worse.
[22:01.760 --> 22:02.760] Oh, OK.
[22:02.760 --> 22:03.760] Like you don't really have a kitchen.
[22:03.760 --> 22:05.760] You have a microwave.
[22:05.760 --> 22:07.760] Oh, so it's like a hotel room.
[22:07.760 --> 22:08.760] Kind of, yeah.
[22:08.760 --> 22:10.760] I'm going to read this thing about James Cartwright in a minute.
[22:10.760 --> 22:12.760] While we're talking about bedsits,
[22:12.760 --> 22:14.760] there's an episode that...
[22:14.760 --> 22:17.760] I mean, I always found it very depressing.
[22:17.760 --> 22:18.760] What, the bedsits?
[22:18.760 --> 22:19.760] Yeah, when I was a kid.
[22:19.760 --> 22:21.760] And I find it even more depressing now.
[22:21.760 --> 22:24.760] What is that?
[22:24.760 --> 22:25.760] There's no dress.
[22:25.760 --> 22:28.760] I bet that's where Tracy's gone.
[22:28.760 --> 22:29.760] There.
[22:29.760 --> 22:31.760] That looks gorgeous.
[22:31.760 --> 22:32.760] Yes.
[22:32.760 --> 22:34.760] So, how are they all?
[22:34.760 --> 22:35.760] Who?
[22:35.760 --> 22:36.760] Everyone back home?
[22:36.760 --> 22:37.760] Oh, them.
[22:37.760 --> 22:40.760] A humongous pain in the backside sums it up pretty well.
[22:40.760 --> 22:42.760] I'd have more privacy living in the zoo.
[22:42.760 --> 22:44.760] You're so lucky to have your own place.
[22:44.760 --> 22:46.760] Yeah.
[22:46.760 --> 22:50.760] Oh, I get it.
[22:50.760 --> 22:52.760] Oh, what do you not want?
[22:52.760 --> 22:53.760] Hi, Adele.
[22:53.760 --> 22:55.760] We come to see how you're getting on, Adele.
[22:55.760 --> 22:56.760] Oh, that's really sweet.
[22:56.760 --> 22:58.760] Have we just been talking about you all?
[22:58.760 --> 23:00.760] You must be low on bouncer.
[23:00.760 --> 23:02.760] Sit down, everyone.
[23:02.760 --> 23:05.760] Uh, move that bum, Tracy.
[23:08.760 --> 23:09.760] Oh, that's it!
[23:09.760 --> 23:10.760] We've got it.
[23:10.760 --> 23:11.760] Somewhere we're going to be settled,
[23:11.760 --> 23:13.760] squashed up and cried out by you lot.
[23:13.760 --> 23:14.760] You can't go now, Tracy.
[23:14.760 --> 23:16.760] This is just like being back at home.
[23:16.760 --> 23:17.760] Exactly!
[23:17.760 --> 23:19.760] So, Tracy goes to visit Adele,
[23:19.760 --> 23:23.760] and Adele is like eating cold beans from a can in her bedsit,
[23:23.760 --> 23:25.760] like a 16-year-old girl.
[23:25.760 --> 23:27.760] And Tracy visits, and she's like,
[23:27.760 --> 23:28.760] oh, wow, this is so cool.
[23:28.760 --> 23:31.760] You're living on your own, Adele's like, yeah.
[23:31.760 --> 23:33.760] And Tracy goes back to the care home,
[23:33.760 --> 23:36.760] and she makes her own bedsit.
[23:36.760 --> 23:38.760] She goes into the shed in the garden
[23:38.760 --> 23:39.760] and just lives on her own
[23:39.760 --> 23:43.760] and inspires all the kids to make their own bedsits.
[23:43.760 --> 23:46.760] So, they're basically just staying in their bedrooms
[23:46.760 --> 23:48.760] and calling it their bedsits.
[23:48.760 --> 23:50.760] La, can I come and live with you?
[23:50.760 --> 23:52.760] Sorry, Dolly. Boys only.
[23:52.760 --> 23:54.760] This is much better.
[23:54.760 --> 23:56.760] Can I come and live with you two?
[23:56.760 --> 23:58.760] Mm, no.
[24:00.760 --> 24:01.760] Tracy?
[24:01.760 --> 24:03.760] Bug off!
[24:03.760 --> 24:05.760] Everyone's making bedsits.
[24:05.760 --> 24:06.760] Ollie?
[24:06.760 --> 24:09.760] Danny said you get fed up being out here.
[24:09.760 --> 24:10.760] But you're not, are you?
[24:10.760 --> 24:13.760] Cos I want to be in your bedsit too.
[24:13.760 --> 24:16.760] No wayfully, bye. Go and find rainplains.
[24:17.760 --> 24:19.760] Dolly chooses the bathroom.
[24:19.760 --> 24:24.760] It's like, everyone wants to live in a bedsit now.
[24:24.760 --> 24:27.760] It's funny and it's depressing.
[24:27.760 --> 24:29.760] Yeah, cos also Dolly locks herself in the bathroom
[24:29.760 --> 24:30.760] with all the cleaning supplies and says,
[24:30.760 --> 24:32.760] I'm gonna make perfume.
[24:32.760 --> 24:34.760] Yeah, that is an episode that happens.
[24:34.760 --> 24:35.760] Yeah.
[24:35.760 --> 24:36.760] And then Tracy gets her out
[24:36.760 --> 24:38.760] cos Tracy's the one that kicked off the trend.
[24:38.760 --> 24:43.760] This is an article by Kate Kellaway in The Guardian from 2009.
[24:43.760 --> 24:47.760] So James Cartwright in 2009 was in a production
[24:47.760 --> 24:49.760] of The Rise and Fall of Little Voice,
[24:49.760 --> 24:52.760] which is a play by Jim Cartwright.
[24:52.760 --> 24:55.760] So, well, I'll read on.
[24:55.760 --> 24:57.760] As soon as I meet Cartwright and Sun, I want to them.
[24:57.760 --> 24:59.760] Jim is engaging, funny and shy.
[24:59.760 --> 25:01.760] He wears his chubby indoors.
[25:01.760 --> 25:03.760] James is ebullient, energetic and dishy.
[25:03.760 --> 25:05.760] They bat jokes to and fro.
[25:05.760 --> 25:07.760] Are you laughing at the word dishy?
[25:07.760 --> 25:09.760] No, I'm nodding at the word.
[25:09.760 --> 25:12.760] And indulge in bouts of pretend boxing.
[25:13.760 --> 25:14.760] Are you called after him?
[25:14.760 --> 25:16.760] I asked James, gesturing at his dad.
[25:16.760 --> 25:17.760] It's a family name.
[25:17.760 --> 25:19.760] My father was James the first.
[25:19.760 --> 25:22.760] I'm James the third, says James,
[25:22.760 --> 25:25.760] adding as an afterthought of Chorley, my manor.
[25:25.760 --> 25:28.760] Neither Cartwright is about to forget his Lancashire roots.
[25:28.760 --> 25:30.760] And his accent is great in the show.
[25:30.760 --> 25:32.760] Cartwright and Sun sounds like a locksmith.
[25:32.760 --> 25:33.760] It does.
[25:33.760 --> 25:35.760] It does act like a cobbler.
[25:35.760 --> 25:38.760] There's a really big umbrella shop in London
[25:38.760 --> 25:39.760] that I went past the other day,
[25:39.760 --> 25:41.760] and it fully is just, that could have been them.
[25:41.760 --> 25:43.760] God, there's a shop for fucking everything.
[25:43.760 --> 25:45.760] There's an umbrella shop.
[25:45.760 --> 25:47.760] It's a huge town.
[25:47.760 --> 25:49.760] And when he says,
[25:49.760 --> 25:53.760] I'm going to be a proper care worker.
[25:53.760 --> 25:55.760] There's three people.
[25:55.760 --> 25:57.760] Three people I know from Lancashire.
[25:57.760 --> 25:59.760] Only one of them has the appropriate accent.
[25:59.760 --> 26:01.760] The appropriate accent.
[26:01.760 --> 26:04.760] Sorry, listeners, if any of you are from Lancashire
[26:04.760 --> 26:06.760] and you don't have the typical Lancashire accent,
[26:06.760 --> 26:09.760] Laura thinks that you're inappropriate.
[26:09.760 --> 26:12.760] No, just like, you're like selenious Northern.
[26:12.760 --> 26:13.760] You're like, oh, you're Northern.
[26:13.760 --> 26:15.760] Are you sure?
[26:15.760 --> 26:19.760] You sound generally British, not like Northern, like...
[26:19.760 --> 26:21.760] She's past me.
[26:21.760 --> 26:24.760] I'm going to be a proper care worker.
[26:24.760 --> 26:28.760] So the Rise and Fall of Little Voice was, like I said,
[26:28.760 --> 26:29.760] a play by Jim Cartwright,
[26:29.760 --> 26:32.760] and I studied it in uni.
[26:32.760 --> 26:34.760] And this is rare for me.
[26:34.760 --> 26:37.760] It is the one text that I was supposed to read
[26:37.760 --> 26:38.760] that I just straight up didn't read,
[26:38.760 --> 26:40.760] and I got by without having to.
[26:40.760 --> 26:42.760] My brother did that for all of schooling
[26:42.760 --> 26:45.760] and just asked me about the books.
[26:45.760 --> 26:47.760] Harder to do with chemistry, I imagine.
[26:47.760 --> 26:49.760] Well, okay, no, not university.
[26:49.760 --> 26:51.760] I can't help with chemistry.
[26:51.760 --> 26:54.760] So James was the last of 30 contenders
[26:54.760 --> 26:55.760] to audition for Billy.
[26:55.760 --> 26:57.760] His dad, who was looking on, said,
[26:57.760 --> 26:58.760] I was so proud.
[26:58.760 --> 26:59.760] I forgot it was him.
[26:59.760 --> 27:00.760] He looks at James.
[27:00.760 --> 27:01.760] It was a stretch,
[27:01.760 --> 27:03.760] but you stretch it in the right direction.
[27:03.760 --> 27:05.760] James had not finished his audition when he heard,
[27:05.760 --> 27:08.760] that's enough thank you from director Terry Johnson.
[27:08.760 --> 27:11.760] So, yes, nepotism,
[27:11.760 --> 27:15.760] but he also goes on to say that he did well in that audition
[27:15.760 --> 27:17.760] because he knows the world.
[27:17.760 --> 27:21.760] He knows intimately what his dad's writing is all about.
[27:21.760 --> 27:24.760] When I said nepotism, I fully was like,
[27:24.760 --> 27:26.760] oh, he just gave it to him.
[27:26.760 --> 27:27.760] But if he had to go through an audition
[27:27.760 --> 27:29.760] that the director approved of,
[27:29.760 --> 27:32.760] that's at least a little bit less nepotism-y.
[27:32.760 --> 27:34.760] There's a difference between your dad
[27:34.760 --> 27:36.760] being a play, like, you still have to look,
[27:36.760 --> 27:39.760] you still have to read them and see them to know them.
[27:39.760 --> 27:40.760] Yeah.
[27:40.760 --> 27:42.760] So it's not like he hasn't done his research.
[27:42.760 --> 27:43.760] He also says,
[27:43.760 --> 27:45.760] he remembers being taken to a matinee
[27:45.760 --> 27:48.760] of the original Little Voice when he was seven.
[27:48.760 --> 27:49.760] The cast picnic afterwards,
[27:49.760 --> 27:51.760] I ate too much, stood on my head,
[27:51.760 --> 27:53.760] and was sick all over Pete possibly.
[27:53.760 --> 27:58.760] I bet Pete was really kind about that, though.
[27:58.760 --> 27:59.760] He's an actor.
[27:59.760 --> 28:00.760] Yes.
[28:00.760 --> 28:01.760] You've seen Brastoff.
[28:01.760 --> 28:02.760] He was the dad in Brastoff.
[28:02.760 --> 28:03.760] Oh, okay.
[28:03.760 --> 28:05.760] Who gets some sort of lung condition
[28:05.760 --> 28:08.760] from all the mining he's been doing throughout his life.
[28:08.760 --> 28:11.760] Total aside, related to mining,
[28:11.760 --> 28:13.760] in Australia they've banned working
[28:13.760 --> 28:15.760] with this particular stone top
[28:15.760 --> 28:17.760] that 80% of kitchen countertops are made of
[28:17.760 --> 28:20.760] because inhaling the dust
[28:20.760 --> 28:23.760] is basically equivalent to asbestos.
[28:23.760 --> 28:25.760] It is that dangerous,
[28:25.760 --> 28:27.760] and they've known about it for decades,
[28:27.760 --> 28:29.760] and no one's done fucking anything
[28:29.760 --> 28:30.760] until Australia now.
[28:30.760 --> 28:32.760] Well, if only all the cladding
[28:32.760 --> 28:34.760] on our buildings in the UK could get that treatment,
[28:34.760 --> 28:35.760] that would be...
[28:35.760 --> 28:37.760] So that's Nathan.
[28:37.760 --> 28:39.760] Who do we need to talk about now?
[28:39.760 --> 28:42.760] The fucking bandana girl.
[28:42.760 --> 28:43.760] Oh, Amber!
[28:43.760 --> 28:45.760] I didn't like her.
[28:45.760 --> 28:47.760] First I get sent to a dump,
[28:47.760 --> 28:49.760] then it's full of complete netters!
[28:51.760 --> 28:52.760] I kind of did.
[28:52.760 --> 28:53.760] I thought she was really entertaining.
[28:53.760 --> 28:55.760] She is entertaining.
[28:55.760 --> 28:56.760] She says...
[28:56.760 --> 28:59.760] So she's like the naughty girl that arrives.
[28:59.760 --> 29:00.760] She's the rebel.
[29:00.760 --> 29:01.760] But she's like worse than Tracy
[29:01.760 --> 29:04.760] because she's like in a quote-unquote gang,
[29:04.760 --> 29:07.760] and she sort of makes Tracy do an initiation,
[29:07.760 --> 29:10.760] like tries to get her to steal stuff.
[29:10.760 --> 29:12.760] I think Tracy's cheeky
[29:12.760 --> 29:14.760] and generally well-meaning,
[29:14.760 --> 29:16.760] but Amber was like...
[29:16.760 --> 29:17.760] Nasty.
[29:17.760 --> 29:18.760] Being nasty, yeah.
[29:18.760 --> 29:20.760] She just wasn't coming at it from a fun place.
[29:20.760 --> 29:23.760] She was coming at it from a fuck all of you place.
[29:23.760 --> 29:25.760] Well, there's an attempt to...
[29:25.760 --> 29:28.760] With all of them, there's an attempt to understand them.
[29:28.760 --> 29:29.760] Yeah.
[29:29.760 --> 29:31.760] There is a sort of...
[29:31.760 --> 29:32.760] In her first episode,
[29:32.760 --> 29:35.760] it's explained that she ran away from her last two care homes
[29:35.760 --> 29:38.760] and she tries to do it in this one and then comes back.
[29:38.760 --> 29:41.760] And Tracy finds out and doesn't mention it, obviously,
[29:41.760 --> 29:43.760] that she didn't try that hard.
[29:43.760 --> 29:45.760] She actually wanted to come back.
[29:45.760 --> 29:48.760] There's no reason given for that.
[29:48.760 --> 29:52.760] And often when she's going at the other kids,
[29:52.760 --> 29:55.760] it's in a needlessly nasty way.
[29:55.760 --> 29:58.760] She's like, no one's going to foster you.
[29:58.760 --> 29:59.760] Big families are the worst.
[29:59.760 --> 30:02.760] They'll treat you like a slave and you'll come right back here.
[30:02.760 --> 30:03.760] And it's just like...
[30:03.760 --> 30:05.760] Tracy and Justine would do that to each other
[30:05.760 --> 30:08.760] in a kind of less cutting way.
[30:08.760 --> 30:09.760] They'll turn there this morning,
[30:09.760 --> 30:10.760] all smiley, smiley,
[30:10.760 --> 30:14.760] and then by tea time, everyone will hate you.
[30:14.760 --> 30:16.760] Then the two of you will have something in common.
[30:16.760 --> 30:18.760] So why don't you tell us all about the joys
[30:18.760 --> 30:20.760] of fostering their missing know-and-all?
[30:20.760 --> 30:22.760] The promises, the forevers,
[30:22.760 --> 30:24.760] and then, of course, the dumping.
[30:24.760 --> 30:27.760] Who's that right to them that dumped you back here again?
[30:27.760 --> 30:29.760] Anyway, she's history, no?
[30:29.760 --> 30:31.760] Just like you lot will be after the picnic.
[30:31.760 --> 30:34.760] And Louise will be all alone again.
[30:34.760 --> 30:36.760] Just like you were, Tracy.
[30:36.760 --> 30:39.760] I like her because she's funny.
[30:39.760 --> 30:43.760] I've always remembered the line where Tracy's copying her
[30:43.760 --> 30:44.760] because she wants to be like her.
[30:44.760 --> 30:46.760] And Amber says, would you do what I said
[30:46.760 --> 30:48.760] if I told you to go play in the traffic?
[30:48.760 --> 30:50.760] Let's see, go play in the traffic.
[30:50.760 --> 30:52.760] Or she says it like, go play in the traffic.
[30:52.760 --> 30:53.760] Let's see, shall we?
[30:53.760 --> 30:55.760] Go play in the traffic.
[30:56.760 --> 30:57.760] She's Welsh.
[30:57.760 --> 31:02.760] I did really enjoy her introduction like that
[31:02.760 --> 31:04.760] because they'd been watching a horror thing
[31:04.760 --> 31:06.760] that they had made themselves.
[31:06.760 --> 31:09.760] And then everyone's like spooked at night
[31:09.760 --> 31:12.760] and everyone needs to pee at the same time.
[31:12.760 --> 31:15.760] And then they're like, there's someone here.
[31:15.760 --> 31:17.760] And then Amber bangs open a door
[31:17.760 --> 31:18.760] and she's got the freaking hair gel
[31:18.760 --> 31:21.760] that she's always going, like, what?
[31:21.760 --> 31:24.760] It's a really good, oh, okay.
[31:24.760 --> 31:27.760] How did I make so much effort to sneeze so quietly
[31:27.760 --> 31:28.760] and not interrupt?
[31:28.760 --> 31:29.760] And Laura immediately...
[31:29.760 --> 31:31.760] I didn't hear a thing.
[31:31.760 --> 31:33.760] It just looked like something else was wrong.
[31:33.760 --> 31:35.760] I was just checking on you.
[31:35.760 --> 31:39.760] Yeah, I just thought it was a really, really effective intro.
[31:39.760 --> 31:40.760] Yeah.
[31:40.760 --> 31:43.760] Who knows if that river is a river of tears,
[31:43.760 --> 31:45.760] tears of sorrow and pity,
[31:45.760 --> 31:49.760] cried by the lonely and brokenhearted.
[31:50.760 --> 31:55.760] Oh, a river of joy pouring forth into a notion of love.
[31:55.760 --> 31:58.760] What is certain is that?
[31:58.760 --> 32:00.760] If you adopt me, I'll fit right in.
[32:00.760 --> 32:01.760] I should be earning my keep as an actress
[32:01.760 --> 32:03.760] in a matter of weeks.
[32:03.760 --> 32:06.760] I don't like Louise.
[32:06.760 --> 32:07.760] I know you don't like Louise.
[32:07.760 --> 32:08.760] Tell us.
[32:08.760 --> 32:13.760] Just because she's like, I just don't like drama kids.
[32:13.760 --> 32:15.760] I'm fucking rich.
[32:15.760 --> 32:17.760] She's a TikTok influencer now, is she?
[32:17.760 --> 32:18.760] I don't know.
[32:18.760 --> 32:19.760] I don't know.
[32:19.760 --> 32:20.760] Anything about her now?
[32:20.760 --> 32:21.760] All I know is...
[32:21.760 --> 32:22.760] She is.
[32:22.760 --> 32:23.760] She's a...
[32:23.760 --> 32:24.760] The episode where she's like...
[32:24.760 --> 32:25.760] Kelsey Paddley, who's called.
[32:25.760 --> 32:28.760] Absorbed Amber's personality.
[32:28.760 --> 32:30.760] That's really annoying.
[32:30.760 --> 32:32.760] The episode where Tracy's...
[32:32.760 --> 32:36.760] They're all making these video auditions
[32:36.760 --> 32:38.760] to be fostered in Hollywood
[32:38.760 --> 32:40.760] and she's doing all of these acting bits.
[32:40.760 --> 32:41.760] I hated that.
[32:41.760 --> 32:42.760] I hated it.
[32:42.760 --> 32:43.760] Her thing is that she's like a...
[32:43.760 --> 32:44.760] She wants to be an actress,
[32:44.760 --> 32:46.760] but I just find her so...
[32:46.760 --> 32:49.760] I hate drama kids.
[32:49.760 --> 32:50.760] You were one.
[32:50.760 --> 32:51.760] Maybe this is where this comes from.
[32:51.760 --> 32:52.760] I wasn't a drama kid.
[32:52.760 --> 32:54.760] She was an adjacent drama kid.
[32:54.760 --> 32:55.760] You were an adjacent drama kid.
[32:55.760 --> 32:56.760] You did drama A level, Meg.
[32:56.760 --> 32:58.760] Yeah, but my school didn't have it, so I...
[32:58.760 --> 32:59.760] You did drama at uni.
[32:59.760 --> 33:01.760] I did, but I'm not kidding.
[33:01.760 --> 33:03.760] You did at uni as well.
[33:03.760 --> 33:05.760] Yeah, I'm not a kid though.
[33:05.760 --> 33:06.760] No, no, I'm not a drama kid.
[33:06.760 --> 33:07.760] All right, all right, all right.
[33:07.760 --> 33:08.760] You did drama A level at 17.
[33:08.760 --> 33:12.760] Louise is about fucking, what, 11, 12?
[33:13.760 --> 33:14.760] I mean, everyone...
[33:14.760 --> 33:18.760] All the kids in this show are drama kids, but like...
[33:18.760 --> 33:19.760] Well, I think they're so good.
[33:19.760 --> 33:20.760] I'm not.
[33:20.760 --> 33:24.760] I don't even need to defend myself because I fundamentally wasn't a drama kid
[33:24.760 --> 33:25.760] and I hate them.
[33:25.760 --> 33:26.760] I do.
[33:28.760 --> 33:31.760] You most deeply hate what you are.
[33:31.760 --> 33:33.760] But I'm not.
[33:34.760 --> 33:39.760] I did find that episode where they were all auditioning to be fostered by
[33:39.760 --> 33:42.760] Hollywood actors to be quite depressing.
[33:42.760 --> 33:43.760] Yeah.
[33:43.760 --> 33:48.760] So basically, they get the idea from Dolly, who's like doing these video messages
[33:48.760 --> 33:51.760] to this Hollywood couple and they all copy and it's like,
[33:51.760 --> 33:53.760] oh, this is actually quite grim.
[33:53.760 --> 33:57.760] And then at the end, turns out Dolly knows exactly what she's doing.
[33:57.760 --> 34:01.760] She's just getting free stuff because these actors feel bad for her.
[34:01.760 --> 34:04.760] Amber's like...
[34:04.760 --> 34:06.760] Yeah, so at one point, she's got like a...
[34:06.760 --> 34:11.760] She sent them an email or something and her and Justine and Amber are all in the room
[34:11.760 --> 34:15.760] and Amber's like laughing at her like, oh, they're never gonna adopt you.
[34:15.760 --> 34:16.760] Who's gonna...
[34:16.760 --> 34:17.760] Oh, they're never gonna foster you.
[34:17.760 --> 34:18.760] Who's gonna want this?
[34:18.760 --> 34:22.760] And Justine, bless her, is like, it's not funny.
[34:22.760 --> 34:23.760] Like, this isn't funny.
[34:23.760 --> 34:24.760] Yeah.
[34:24.760 --> 34:25.760] This is sad.
[34:25.760 --> 34:28.760] Like, it's sad that she's doing this or whatever.
[34:28.760 --> 34:33.760] And Dolly leaves and she says, I know what I'm doing in a kind of way
[34:33.760 --> 34:36.760] that in the episode makes you think she genuinely thinks
[34:36.760 --> 34:38.760] she's going to be fostered by these people.
[34:38.760 --> 34:41.760] It's really impressive of Dolly to stand up for.
[34:41.760 --> 34:44.760] Amber is like, this teenager is going for this six-year-old.
[34:44.760 --> 34:47.760] Like, you're never gonna be fostered by these people.
[34:47.760 --> 34:51.760] But it gets to the end of the episode and she's been sent this box full of free stuff
[34:51.760 --> 34:52.760] by these famous people.
[34:52.760 --> 34:57.760] And she says, they're not gonna foster me, but boy, do they feel bad about it.
[34:59.760 --> 35:01.760] Hey, Justine, check this out.
[35:01.760 --> 35:03.760] It's one of these begging emails that Dolly's been sending out.
[35:03.760 --> 35:05.760] How'd you get into her email?
[35:05.760 --> 35:06.760] She told me her password.
[35:06.760 --> 35:07.760] Little sap.
[35:07.760 --> 35:09.760] Hey, listen to this.
[35:09.760 --> 35:12.760] Dear Kay and Hank, I'm really looking forward to living in Hollywood.
[35:12.760 --> 35:13.760] Blah, blah.
[35:13.760 --> 35:14.760] Listen.
[35:14.760 --> 35:15.760] How big is my room going to be?
[35:15.760 --> 35:17.760] It's just that I need to know how much to pack.
[35:17.760 --> 35:19.760] Amber, that's not funny.
[35:19.760 --> 35:20.760] Hey, half pipe.
[35:20.760 --> 35:22.760] What makes you think you're so special, eh?
[35:22.760 --> 35:24.760] Do you think you're the only one with dreams?
[35:24.760 --> 35:25.760] Neither, Amber.
[35:25.760 --> 35:26.760] Do you want to go to Hollywood?
[35:26.760 --> 35:27.760] I want to be in a band.
[35:27.760 --> 35:29.760] But I'm smart enough to realise it's never gonna happen.
[35:30.760 --> 35:32.760] Yeah, well, I know what I'm doing.
[35:35.760 --> 35:36.760] I love Dolly.
[35:36.760 --> 35:39.760] And I love the relationship between Nathan and Dolly.
[35:39.760 --> 35:43.760] Because Nathan, like, she's the youngest, and Nathan's the youngest,
[35:43.760 --> 35:45.760] and he sort of looks after her.
[35:45.760 --> 35:49.760] And there's an episode where Tracy has been challenged to tell the truth
[35:49.760 --> 35:51.760] for six hours or whatever.
[35:51.760 --> 35:52.760] And song five.
[35:52.760 --> 35:55.760] Alright, if that's the way you want it, I'll tell the truth.
[35:55.760 --> 35:58.760] All day until six o'clock tonight, and you'll be sorry.
[36:00.760 --> 36:03.760] You've just unleashed pure evil.
[36:04.760 --> 36:07.760] And they're playing truth or dare at the beginning of the show.
[36:07.760 --> 36:11.760] And Nathan, who has this girlfriend, says that his favourite person in the world
[36:11.760 --> 36:13.760] is someone beginning with D.
[36:13.760 --> 36:16.760] And his bitch girlfriend...
[36:16.760 --> 36:17.760] Is she a bitch?
[36:17.760 --> 36:19.760] No, she's not, but she has white dreadlocks.
[36:19.760 --> 36:20.760] She's only...
[36:20.760 --> 36:23.760] She's white with dreadlocks, or she has white dreadlocks.
[36:23.760 --> 36:28.760] She doesn't have dreadlocks in the sense that it's her hair
[36:28.760 --> 36:29.760] that's dreadlocks.
[36:29.760 --> 36:32.760] She has it in the sense of, like, that 2000s fashion time
[36:32.760 --> 36:36.760] where people would have their hair put into dreads with, like...
[36:36.760 --> 36:38.760] Was it the, like, fabric spiral thing?
[36:38.760 --> 36:39.760] Yeah.
[36:39.760 --> 36:40.760] Yeah.
[36:40.760 --> 36:42.760] Which, I don't think that's dreads, no.
[36:42.760 --> 36:46.760] But she's obviously thick because she thinks that this D person is another woman.
[36:46.760 --> 36:48.760] But I don't know how you could hate her, though,
[36:48.760 --> 36:51.760] because she's only got about three minutes of screen time.
[36:51.760 --> 36:52.760] And she's clearly...
[36:52.760 --> 36:54.760] She's obviously stupid.
[36:54.760 --> 36:57.760] Who is this D person you like so much better than me?
[36:58.760 --> 37:00.760] No, look, you've got it wrong.
[37:00.760 --> 37:03.760] You've got it wrong if you think I ever want to see you again!
[37:03.760 --> 37:06.760] She's hopefully also like a child, so...
[37:06.760 --> 37:07.760] If he's 17.
[37:07.760 --> 37:08.760] Yeah, she's like 17 or something.
[37:08.760 --> 37:09.760] No, he might not be 17.
[37:09.760 --> 37:11.760] He was played by a 17-year-old.
[37:11.760 --> 37:12.760] That's a thing.
[37:12.760 --> 37:16.760] I would like to know how old he is supposed to be.
[37:16.760 --> 37:17.760] Yeah.
[37:17.760 --> 37:19.760] Maybe there's a birthday episode in the future, and we find out.
[37:19.760 --> 37:20.760] There isn't.
[37:20.760 --> 37:21.760] Oh.
[37:21.760 --> 37:22.760] Do you know what it's saying?
[37:22.760 --> 37:23.760] Maybe he has a wiki page.
[37:23.760 --> 37:24.760] It's so sad.
[37:24.760 --> 37:31.760] I don't know at what point in the whole show we find out why,
[37:31.760 --> 37:33.760] because we spoke about this last night,
[37:33.760 --> 37:35.760] why Justine is in that care home.
[37:35.760 --> 37:38.760] Because she's got a dad who comes to visit her.
[37:38.760 --> 37:39.760] But he gets married?
[37:39.760 --> 37:41.760] He gets married to another woman.
[37:41.760 --> 37:43.760] And something that makes me like...
[37:43.760 --> 37:46.760] Well, obviously he doesn't get married to his own daughter.
[37:46.760 --> 37:49.760] Something that made me really sad...
[37:49.760 --> 37:51.760] Really sad.
[37:52.760 --> 37:59.760] About this series was that the kids were saying to her,
[37:59.760 --> 38:01.760] because she was asked to be a bridesmaid,
[38:01.760 --> 38:03.760] she was given a bridesmaid dress.
[38:03.760 --> 38:07.760] And then she didn't like the bridesmaid dress,
[38:07.760 --> 38:09.760] so Adele changed it for her.
[38:09.760 --> 38:11.760] And then it got food thrown on it,
[38:11.760 --> 38:13.760] so she didn't want to go to the wedding.
[38:13.760 --> 38:15.760] And she said, oh, is it a carrier?
[38:15.760 --> 38:16.760] Carrier.
[38:16.760 --> 38:17.760] Carrie's going to be upset with me,
[38:17.760 --> 38:19.760] and she's not going to want me as her daughter now.
[38:19.760 --> 38:20.760] And she's kind of like doing all of these things.
[38:20.760 --> 38:23.760] So that Carrie's going to want her to go and live with them.
[38:23.760 --> 38:25.760] Which doesn't happen.
[38:25.760 --> 38:28.760] And it makes me really, really sad.
[38:28.760 --> 38:30.760] It doesn't mean I don't.
[38:30.760 --> 38:31.760] What?
[38:31.760 --> 38:33.760] You're still number one girl.
[38:33.760 --> 38:35.760] Dad, I really like Carrie.
[38:35.760 --> 38:37.760] And I'm going to make her really like me.
[38:37.760 --> 38:39.760] And then one day we can be a proper family.
[38:39.760 --> 38:41.760] Oh, I'm going to cry.
[38:41.760 --> 38:43.760] I'll catch you later.
[38:45.760 --> 38:46.760] I swear.
[38:46.760 --> 38:47.760] Can I have a shower?
[38:47.760 --> 38:49.760] I wish some people wouldn't do that.
[38:50.760 --> 38:52.760] Well, we found out, because of the Wiki page,
[38:52.760 --> 38:55.760] that she's in a care home because after the death of her mum,
[38:55.760 --> 38:56.760] her dad couldn't handle it.
[38:56.760 --> 38:57.760] Right.
[38:57.760 --> 38:58.760] So, yeah.
[38:58.760 --> 39:01.760] I always assumed he was just working abroad.
[39:01.760 --> 39:02.760] So I checked.
[39:02.760 --> 39:04.760] It says Nathan's born in the 1980s,
[39:04.760 --> 39:07.760] so that makes him somewhere between 15 and 24.
[39:07.760 --> 39:09.760] Okay.
[39:09.760 --> 39:11.760] I mean, so was James Cutwright.
[39:11.760 --> 39:12.760] Yeah.
[39:12.760 --> 39:13.760] Yeah.
[39:13.760 --> 39:18.760] So, Justine and Tracy don't have a lot of venom towards each other in this series.
[39:18.760 --> 39:20.760] I think there's too much else going on,
[39:20.760 --> 39:23.760] because the thing in series one is that it's Justine.
[39:23.760 --> 39:27.760] Well, the thing that's always been and is now in my mum, Tracy Beaker,
[39:27.760 --> 39:29.760] is that it's Justine versus Tracy.
[39:29.760 --> 39:32.760] But they're kind of just ambivalent towards each other
[39:32.760 --> 39:34.760] for the most part in this series.
[39:34.760 --> 39:40.760] And when Justine has locked herself in the shed crying about her ruined
[39:40.760 --> 39:45.760] bridesmaid dress, Tracy is the one that gets her to come out and go to the wedding.
[39:45.760 --> 39:47.760] Justine, they've gone.
[39:48.760 --> 39:49.760] It's just me.
[39:49.760 --> 39:51.760] You have to go to the wedding.
[39:51.760 --> 39:54.760] Well, Carol will think you don't care.
[39:54.760 --> 39:56.760] She'll hate me now anyway.
[39:56.760 --> 39:58.760] She won't.
[39:58.760 --> 40:01.760] I bet she'll even take you home to live with her one day.
[40:01.760 --> 40:06.760] Listen, all you've got to do is be nice and, well, wait a while.
[40:06.760 --> 40:09.760] I'm sick of waiting for grown-ups.
[40:10.760 --> 40:12.760] Don't be bragging to do this.
[40:12.760 --> 40:13.760] Wait.
[40:13.760 --> 40:14.760] Exactly.
[40:14.760 --> 40:16.760] That's why we're so good at it.
[40:17.760 --> 40:19.760] Come out or you'll be in the dumping van with me forever.
[40:19.760 --> 40:21.760] And I couldn't stand that.
[40:22.760 --> 40:24.760] Because it's always Tracy that fixes things.
[40:24.760 --> 40:25.760] That's it.
[40:25.760 --> 40:28.760] Often her that ruins things, but she always...
[40:28.760 --> 40:29.760] Yeah, yeah.
[40:29.760 --> 40:31.760] I've seen Dolly do that a little bit.
[40:31.760 --> 40:32.760] Dolly?
[40:32.760 --> 40:34.760] Dolly is so cheeky.
[40:34.760 --> 40:36.760] Well, actually, no, she wasn't fixing things.
[40:36.760 --> 40:38.760] She was playing a part in a scheme, never mind.
[40:38.760 --> 40:40.760] I love her little hairdo.
[40:40.760 --> 40:41.760] I know.
[40:41.760 --> 40:45.760] I forgot entirely about those little fabric hair ties you have when you're a kid.
[40:45.760 --> 40:48.760] Yeah, so that your hair can't catch on the hair ties.
[40:48.760 --> 40:50.760] They're all fabric and they don't stretch very far.
[40:50.760 --> 40:51.760] Do you know what I mean?
[40:51.760 --> 40:52.760] Yes.
[40:52.760 --> 40:53.760] She's so cute.
[40:53.760 --> 40:55.760] And her and Duke as well.
[40:55.760 --> 40:59.760] Duke in this series is just like the foil for everything.
[40:59.760 --> 41:01.760] You reminded me of Miles.
[41:01.760 --> 41:03.760] Duke, you're cuddly.
[41:03.760 --> 41:04.760] No scratch that.
[41:04.760 --> 41:05.760] I have to tell the truth.
[41:05.760 --> 41:08.760] You're fat, but if you dare change, we'll make you regret.
[41:09.760 --> 41:13.760] Duke is always the one that is the butt of everyone's jokes in this series.
[41:13.760 --> 41:14.760] I choose...
[41:15.760 --> 41:16.760] No dares.
[41:16.760 --> 41:19.760] I'm still having nightmares after the last Tracy Beaker dares.
[41:19.760 --> 41:21.760] My foot has sicked up the worms.
[41:21.760 --> 41:22.760] They made me.
[41:22.760 --> 41:24.760] You've sicked them over me.
[41:24.760 --> 41:26.760] Something ground rule number 27.
[41:26.760 --> 41:29.760] Duke, be fast with the sick bucket when a kid calls you in the night.
[41:29.760 --> 41:34.760] Dolly and Tracy are playing hide and seek and she hides in Duke's car.
[41:34.760 --> 41:37.760] You had Tracy Beaker lost me.
[41:37.760 --> 41:39.760] Tracy Beaker, you tried to nix me again.
[41:39.760 --> 41:43.760] I think she fell asleep because if she wakes up in the car and screams.
[41:43.760 --> 41:45.760] You've got some explaining to do.
[41:45.760 --> 41:46.760] So have you.
[41:46.760 --> 41:48.760] You said no eating between meals.
[41:48.760 --> 41:50.760] Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
[41:50.760 --> 41:51.760] She's got an ice cream.
[41:51.760 --> 41:53.760] She's playing hide and seek.
[41:53.760 --> 41:56.760] She hides in the car, but wakes up on a different street.
[41:56.760 --> 41:58.760] You'd be terrified.
[41:58.760 --> 42:01.760] Just where the fuck am I?
[42:01.760 --> 42:03.760] That's why I was...
[42:03.760 --> 42:05.760] Because I think she's so cute.
[42:05.760 --> 42:06.760] She's so clever.
[42:06.760 --> 42:07.760] What are you eating?
[42:07.760 --> 42:14.760] I could have done with more interaction between Amber and Adele.
[42:14.760 --> 42:17.760] Because they're kind of the two oldest.
[42:17.760 --> 42:19.760] Let's say they're both 16.
[42:19.760 --> 42:22.760] Amber wants to be really independent.
[42:22.760 --> 42:23.760] I think Amber's younger than that.
[42:23.760 --> 42:25.760] She would have left.
[42:25.760 --> 42:27.760] If she was able to leave, I think she would have left.
[42:27.760 --> 42:28.760] Maybe.
[42:28.760 --> 42:29.760] And she wants to be in a band.
[42:29.760 --> 42:33.760] Adele can leave if she wants and she is in a band.
[42:33.760 --> 42:35.760] And Amber is doing so much more.
[42:35.760 --> 42:36.760] She's doing a lot.
[42:36.760 --> 42:39.760] Adele probably thinks she's so pathetic.
[42:39.760 --> 42:42.760] I could have done with more stuff between them.
[42:42.760 --> 42:44.760] What else have we got to say about this series?
[42:44.760 --> 42:47.760] Louise's family that foster her.
[42:47.760 --> 42:48.760] Oh my god.
[42:48.760 --> 42:52.760] Really shows how the inflation of the last 20 years.
[42:52.760 --> 42:54.760] Oh my god.
[42:54.760 --> 42:55.760] This is so weird.
[42:55.760 --> 42:58.760] You know how little lines stick in your head, little sound bites.
[42:58.760 --> 43:01.760] Me and Meg had the exact same one from this exact episode.
[43:01.760 --> 43:03.760] So I was trying to find it.
[43:03.760 --> 43:07.760] And it was like I started saying the line to Meg and she finished it.
[43:07.760 --> 43:13.760] Tracy essentially goes, who goes on this?
[43:13.760 --> 43:16.760] Louise is going on a family picnic.
[43:16.760 --> 43:18.760] With the potential foster family.
[43:18.760 --> 43:26.760] And Tracy goes and she's quizzing the mum and dad to see if she thinks they're suitable.
[43:26.760 --> 43:31.760] And she asks how much money the dad makes.
[43:31.760 --> 43:33.760] And he says £250,000.
[43:33.760 --> 43:36.760] She says £250,000 a year.
[43:36.760 --> 43:38.760] That's great or whatever.
[43:38.760 --> 43:39.760] And he goes no.
[43:39.760 --> 43:41.760] £250 an hour.
[43:41.760 --> 43:44.760] I don't actually think he is Welsh but he was Welsh in my head.
[43:44.760 --> 43:45.760] Yeah me too.
[43:45.760 --> 43:48.760] And she's like £250 an hour.
[43:48.760 --> 43:50.760] And he says well it could have been worse.
[43:50.760 --> 43:52.760] Some paper I was only paid £2.
[43:52.760 --> 43:53.760] It's not so bad.
[43:53.760 --> 43:55.760] Some people only get £2.
[43:55.760 --> 43:58.760] He definitely wasn't that Welsh if he was Welsh.
[43:58.760 --> 44:01.760] In both of our heads he was.
[44:01.760 --> 44:03.760] That whole interaction I loved.
[44:03.760 --> 44:06.760] Any of the parents could see right through Tracy.
[44:06.760 --> 44:08.760] And I liked that.
[44:08.760 --> 44:12.760] And then the dad's like no I do know what it's like.
[44:12.760 --> 44:14.760] That whole interaction I actually really liked.
[44:14.760 --> 44:17.760] Yeah Tracy's like you've got no idea what it's like for kids in care.
[44:17.760 --> 44:19.760] And the dad's like I do know exactly what it's like.
[44:19.760 --> 44:21.760] In my head he's Welsh I don't know.
[44:21.760 --> 44:25.760] I mean it's more likely than not he was Cardiff.
[44:25.760 --> 44:30.760] He then Tracy's going on about like oh you don't know what it's like.
[44:30.760 --> 44:32.760] Because he's making jokes.
[44:32.760 --> 44:35.760] I mean clearly he does get paid more than £2.
[44:35.760 --> 44:37.760] He's not on a paper round.
[44:37.760 --> 44:38.760] He's making a joke.
[44:38.760 --> 44:41.760] When was £2.50 even legal to pay people?
[44:41.760 --> 44:47.760] Well it's legal to pay or it was probably in 2004 legal to pay a child.
[44:47.760 --> 44:49.760] Oh yeah I'm like an adult.
[44:49.760 --> 44:50.760] No he's joking.
[44:50.760 --> 44:51.760] I know he's joking.
[44:51.760 --> 44:52.760] I'm just kidding.
[44:52.760 --> 44:54.760] They're a lovely family.
[44:54.760 --> 44:56.760] Tracy's like oh you're not taking this seriously.
[44:56.760 --> 44:57.760] You don't get it.
[44:57.760 --> 44:58.760] And he's like I do.
[44:58.760 --> 44:59.760] I do get it.
[44:59.760 --> 45:02.760] And that's when you realise he was also in care.
[45:02.760 --> 45:04.760] And Tracy's looking very silly.
[45:04.760 --> 45:07.760] There's a lovely line where Tracy's like you're not taking this seriously.
[45:07.760 --> 45:12.760] And he looks at Louise and there's like a shot of Louise playing frisbee and he goes oh some of us are.
[45:12.760 --> 45:13.760] Yeah.
[45:13.760 --> 45:18.760] And they were like I always because of that I always wanted a happy house full of happy kids.
[45:18.760 --> 45:19.760] Like her.
[45:19.760 --> 45:20.760] Yeah.
[45:20.760 --> 45:21.760] That's so cute.
[45:21.760 --> 45:22.760] That's so sweet.
[45:22.760 --> 45:24.760] You couldn't look after my mate on that.
[45:24.760 --> 45:25.760] That's rubbish money.
[45:25.760 --> 45:26.760] It's not bad.
[45:26.760 --> 45:28.760] Other paper homes only pay two quid.
[45:28.760 --> 45:33.760] Hey no one's taking this fostering thing seriously.
[45:33.760 --> 45:35.760] Oh some of us are.
[45:35.760 --> 45:40.760] And the dad, not the dad but because Tracy wants to go on the picnic with them.
[45:40.760 --> 45:44.760] The grandad volunteers to stay behind, to make room in the car.
[45:44.760 --> 45:46.760] He stays behind at the...
[45:46.760 --> 45:49.760] The most gullible grandad ever.
[45:49.760 --> 45:52.760] And he finds Lolan Bouncer and he's like there's more to life than video games.
[45:52.760 --> 45:54.760] They like takes them out into the garden.
[45:54.760 --> 45:57.760] We've not spoken about Lolan Bouncer yet and we really should.
[45:57.760 --> 45:58.760] They're funny.
[45:58.760 --> 45:59.760] They're very funny.
[45:59.760 --> 46:00.760] They're very funny.
[46:00.760 --> 46:02.760] I think they're both really brilliant actors.
[46:02.760 --> 46:03.760] Yeah.
[46:03.760 --> 46:06.760] Especially Lol because he seems to be a little bit younger.
[46:06.760 --> 46:10.760] I don't know if he actually is but I think the character is meant to be younger.
[46:10.760 --> 46:17.760] And I always remembered Lol being older but that's because I remember the later seasons better.
[46:17.760 --> 46:19.760] And watching this I'm like I can't believe it.
[46:19.760 --> 46:20.760] They're babies.
[46:20.760 --> 46:21.760] They're so young.
[46:21.760 --> 46:23.760] They play off each other really well.
[46:23.760 --> 46:26.760] So that you can tell that the actors are really good friends as well.
[46:26.760 --> 46:30.760] We could give them the Tracy Beaker treatment and see how they wait.
[46:30.760 --> 46:32.760] Expolding onto your screens.
[46:32.760 --> 46:34.760] The chaos it is.
[46:34.760 --> 46:36.760] The full beaker.
[46:36.760 --> 46:37.760] No.
[46:37.760 --> 46:38.760] Really.
[46:38.760 --> 46:42.760] We could test them out with stuff like patience and understanding.
[46:42.760 --> 46:44.760] And Dolly can twist their panic button.
[46:44.760 --> 46:46.760] And they're not up to the challenge.
[46:46.760 --> 46:48.760] Tracy finds out now and doesn't get hurt.
[46:48.760 --> 46:51.760] Because any scene with those two in them I know I'm going to enjoy.
[46:51.760 --> 46:52.760] They're like a little double act.
[46:52.760 --> 46:53.760] Yeah.
[46:53.760 --> 46:54.760] They're a little double act.
[46:54.760 --> 46:55.760] They're very buddy-buddy.
[46:55.760 --> 46:59.760] When they were doing Elaine does an interview for Nathan's Assessment.
[46:59.760 --> 47:01.760] Every other kid is alone but those two, they're together.
[47:01.760 --> 47:02.760] Always together.
[47:02.760 --> 47:03.760] It's really cute.
[47:03.760 --> 47:06.760] For a few, I don't know how long it was, like maybe a year, a few months.
[47:06.760 --> 47:11.760] They were the actors, Kieran Joyce and Ben Hansen.
[47:11.760 --> 47:15.760] They were CBBC office presenters.
[47:15.760 --> 47:19.760] And I tried last night to find a video of it and I can't.
[47:19.760 --> 47:26.760] And if anyone has that, I would, I mean I would love, I mean I'll try and put it in this episode.
[47:26.760 --> 47:29.760] But I'm so annoyed that I can't find this on YouTube.
[47:29.760 --> 47:30.760] I thought it would be easy to find.
[47:30.760 --> 47:34.760] If you know when it is, it should be on Bob.
[47:34.760 --> 47:35.760] What is this?
[47:35.760 --> 47:36.760] I opened a juice.
[47:36.760 --> 47:39.760] It's really, can I try your lumpy juice?
[47:39.760 --> 47:40.760] Can I try your lumpy juice?
[47:40.760 --> 47:44.760] Well the thing is Zora, what is a smoothie if not a lumpy juice?
[47:44.760 --> 47:46.760] You'll see what I mean.
[47:46.760 --> 47:47.760] What is it?
[47:47.760 --> 47:48.760] What's in it?
[47:48.760 --> 47:51.760] Yeah, it's not as smooth as you expect it to be.
[47:51.760 --> 47:52.760] What is it?
[47:52.760 --> 47:56.760] Because usually, usually this company do very smooth.
[47:56.760 --> 48:00.760] So it's pineapple, mango, apple, orange, banana, it's got banana in it, okay.
[48:00.760 --> 48:02.760] You really can't taste the banana.
[48:02.760 --> 48:04.760] Mmm, that is pulpy.
[48:04.760 --> 48:05.760] Yeah.
[48:05.760 --> 48:06.760] That is bit.
[48:06.760 --> 48:07.760] Yeah.
[48:07.760 --> 48:12.760] So Ben Hansen, I couldn't find anything about where Kieran Joyce is now but Ben Hansen,
[48:12.760 --> 48:18.760] if you Google him, what you actually get is lots of tabloid gutter rags talking about
[48:18.760 --> 48:20.760] how ripped he is now.
[48:20.760 --> 48:21.760] Is he?
[48:21.760 --> 48:23.760] Oh yeah, he is, yeah.
[48:23.760 --> 48:24.760] Because he was like...
[48:24.760 --> 48:25.760] Is it Google?
[48:25.760 --> 48:30.760] Because he was the chubbier one and I think the son or whatever was like,
[48:30.760 --> 48:32.760] oh look at him now, you won't believe it.
[48:32.760 --> 48:34.760] It's like, well actually I will because what was he, like 15?
[48:34.760 --> 48:35.760] Yeah.
[48:35.760 --> 48:37.760] In Tracy Beaker and...
[48:37.760 --> 48:39.760] Oh yeah, he is fucking...
[48:39.760 --> 48:41.760] Yeah, he's a adult man now.
[48:41.760 --> 48:42.760] Yes, he's an adult man now.
[48:42.760 --> 48:46.760] And he is the Welsh ambassador for balls to cancer.
[48:46.760 --> 48:48.760] Don't laugh at balls, it's a cancer charity.
[48:48.760 --> 48:50.760] No, no, I always laugh at...
[48:50.760 --> 48:52.760] Oh my god!
[48:52.760 --> 48:54.760] Um, um...
[48:54.760 --> 48:55.760] Um...
[48:55.760 --> 48:56.760] Listen, she's being sarcastic.
[48:56.760 --> 48:59.760] Yeah, yeah, just so that's fully clear.
[48:59.760 --> 49:02.760] I'll decide what to do with the balls.
[49:02.760 --> 49:06.760] Sometimes, I've gotten better at knowing when I say things, look on your face,
[49:06.760 --> 49:08.760] like whether it's gonna be enough.
[49:08.760 --> 49:10.760] I've gotten better at that.
[49:11.760 --> 49:13.760] I like to give the...
[49:13.760 --> 49:15.760] Sorry, I'm eating.
[49:15.760 --> 49:18.760] I like to give the illusion that we don't cut anything out.
[49:18.760 --> 49:21.760] Because we've put clips, if you haven't noticed,
[49:21.760 --> 49:25.760] I assume if you listen, you don't care.
[49:25.760 --> 49:30.760] But we've put clips of some conversations that have happened on,
[49:30.760 --> 49:33.760] specifically this one I'm thinking of, on Instagram.
[49:33.760 --> 49:36.760] And some people really didn't like it.
[49:36.760 --> 49:40.760] And I like to give the impression that everything we say goes in.
[49:40.760 --> 49:42.760] No, if you didn't like that,
[49:42.760 --> 49:45.760] there's much, much worse stuff that didn't make the cut.
[49:45.760 --> 49:48.760] I think we can actually name that clip.
[49:48.760 --> 49:53.760] We asked the question, is Tots TV a throuple?
[49:53.760 --> 49:57.760] And some people thought that was disgusting.
[49:57.760 --> 49:59.760] I really love sexualisation of children,
[49:59.760 --> 50:02.760] but then we make a fucking Instagram post about them doing drugs,
[50:02.760 --> 50:03.760] and that's fine.
[50:03.760 --> 50:06.760] I never considered them to be kids.
[50:06.760 --> 50:09.760] A, they are puppets for a start.
[50:09.760 --> 50:13.760] We would never, ever do that about actual children.
[50:13.760 --> 50:17.760] B, number two, they've got a house, they've got a donkey,
[50:17.760 --> 50:19.760] and only they pay rent.
[50:19.760 --> 50:23.760] Number three, I think they own it outright, to be honest.
[50:23.760 --> 50:26.760] Tom definitely has a job.
[50:26.760 --> 50:28.760] Look at him, he's gonna...
[50:28.760 --> 50:30.760] One of them has got to have a job.
[50:30.760 --> 50:33.760] Just because you're in a couple doesn't mean you're having sex.
[50:33.760 --> 50:34.760] Yeah, I do think...
[50:34.760 --> 50:36.760] Doesn't mean it's a sexual relationship.
[50:36.760 --> 50:38.760] I kind of think if you are outraged by us saying,
[50:38.760 --> 50:41.760] are they a throuple, because you think that's too sexual,
[50:41.760 --> 50:43.760] Hector Projector, maybe?
[50:43.760 --> 50:45.760] I think you're projecting a little bit.
[50:45.760 --> 50:46.760] Okay, that's what I thought you were.
[50:46.760 --> 50:49.760] I mean, surely there's something a bit more disgusting
[50:49.760 --> 50:51.760] going on in your own mind.
[50:51.760 --> 50:53.760] Well, because it's like, do you know what happens to little kids all the time?
[50:53.760 --> 50:55.760] Because this happened to my nine-year-old cousin,
[50:55.760 --> 50:57.760] it's like, oh, is that your girlfriend?
[50:57.760 --> 50:58.760] Yeah.
[50:58.760 --> 50:59.760] Which is still not okay, but...
[50:59.760 --> 51:01.760] I feel like that's weird, just leave them alone.
[51:01.760 --> 51:02.760] It is, yeah.
[51:02.760 --> 51:04.760] Don't pressure kids into being straight.
[51:04.760 --> 51:09.760] But Tilly Tom and Tiny are not kids, they're a secret third thing.
[51:09.760 --> 51:11.760] They're objects.
[51:11.760 --> 51:13.760] They're objects?
[51:13.760 --> 51:15.760] They're just a secret third option.
[51:15.760 --> 51:16.760] Neither.
[51:16.760 --> 51:18.760] Neither adults nor kids.
[51:18.760 --> 51:19.760] Or adolescence.
[51:19.760 --> 51:20.760] They're not alive.
[51:20.760 --> 51:21.760] They don't have heartbeats, guys.
[51:21.760 --> 51:23.760] Next stop, no, no, no.
[51:23.760 --> 51:26.760] Someone shoves their hand inside them and makes them move.
[51:26.760 --> 51:28.760] That's what they are.
[51:28.760 --> 51:29.760] Are they not like...
[51:29.760 --> 51:30.760] No.
[51:30.760 --> 51:31.760] No, they're not marionettes.
[51:31.760 --> 51:36.760] Maybe for the purposes of when they have legs, but they're definitely puppets.
[51:36.760 --> 51:41.760] Because in the episode, we talked about how they had to cut into the floorboards
[51:41.760 --> 51:42.760] to get people below them.
[51:42.760 --> 51:44.760] I love their chubby little baby legs.
[51:44.760 --> 51:46.760] Their legs are so weird.
[51:46.760 --> 51:48.760] Every time there's a shot of one of them, I'm always like,
[51:48.760 --> 51:50.760] ooh, they're so limp.
[51:50.760 --> 51:52.760] Someone left a comment on one of the clips.
[51:52.760 --> 51:54.760] It was like, she tagged someone and said,
[51:54.760 --> 51:56.760] this is good leg content or something.
[51:56.760 --> 51:57.760] That's so funny.
[51:58.760 --> 52:00.760] They don't have discernible feet.
[52:00.760 --> 52:02.760] They have, like, hooves.
[52:05.760 --> 52:07.760] She said it like that.
[52:07.760 --> 52:08.760] Hooves.
[52:08.760 --> 52:10.760] You have to go off the roof.
[52:11.760 --> 52:14.760] Because it's like they've got little caps on the bottom of their legs.
[52:14.760 --> 52:15.760] So, you know, hooves.
[52:15.760 --> 52:17.760] They've got clothing.
[52:17.760 --> 52:18.760] Yeah.
[52:18.760 --> 52:20.760] They haven't got feet.
[52:20.760 --> 52:22.760] They're so funny.
[52:22.760 --> 52:23.760] Hooves.
[52:23.760 --> 52:24.760] Hooves.
[52:27.760 --> 52:30.760] Oh, she's looking all sad because we're laughing at her pronunciation.
[52:30.760 --> 52:33.760] One time, I pronounced a word correctly.
[52:33.760 --> 52:35.760] Oh, this is bad.
[52:35.760 --> 52:36.760] She loves this, doesn't she?
[52:36.760 --> 52:37.760] No, this was bad.
[52:37.760 --> 52:39.760] I still, to this day, feel bad about this.
[52:39.760 --> 52:41.760] Because neither of you...
[52:41.760 --> 52:42.760] Yeah, the chagrin story.
[52:42.760 --> 52:46.760] So, I said the word chagrin, which is how you fucking say it.
[52:46.760 --> 52:49.760] Me and Meg thought it was chagrin.
[52:49.760 --> 52:50.760] Yeah.
[52:50.760 --> 52:51.760] I think that's fair.
[52:51.760 --> 52:52.760] I do think that's fair.
[52:52.760 --> 52:54.760] I don't have an issue with you thinking it's chagrin.
[52:54.760 --> 52:56.760] I have an issue with you and Elsie.
[52:56.760 --> 52:59.760] They want it on a three-plus minute bit.
[52:59.760 --> 53:04.760] Yeah, we did like this extended mime improv about how Laura is wrong,
[53:04.760 --> 53:05.760] which is a ridiculous thing.
[53:05.760 --> 53:09.760] It's even more embarrassing when you consider that we were wrong.
[53:09.760 --> 53:10.760] I don't think it is embarrassing.
[53:10.760 --> 53:13.760] I think it's embarrassing that Laura got so upset about it.
[53:13.760 --> 53:14.760] No, she didn't.
[53:14.760 --> 53:15.760] If it was me...
[53:15.760 --> 53:16.760] Yeah, she did.
[53:16.760 --> 53:17.760] She fucking left the room to grow up.
[53:17.760 --> 53:19.760] I'd have been more upset.
[53:19.760 --> 53:21.760] I think she's been very forgiving.
[53:21.760 --> 53:22.760] Would you have been?
[53:22.760 --> 53:24.760] I mean, I would have eventually forgiven you.
[53:24.760 --> 53:25.760] Just get your phone out.
[53:25.760 --> 53:28.760] You guys were off doing a bit out onto the balcony.
[53:28.760 --> 53:30.760] Yeah, we took it out onto the balcony.
[53:30.760 --> 53:31.760] It was quite extended.
[53:31.760 --> 53:32.760] Was it?
[53:32.760 --> 53:33.760] It was quite funny.
[53:33.760 --> 53:35.760] It was a two-act play.
[53:35.760 --> 53:39.760] Being right over a word is what you want to get upset over.
[53:39.760 --> 53:41.760] That's your prerogative.
[53:41.760 --> 53:42.760] I don't care.
[53:42.760 --> 53:44.760] She's not upset that she was right.
[53:44.760 --> 53:48.760] She's upset that we were making so much of it.
[53:48.760 --> 53:53.760] And I really didn't like how it made me feel, so I got upset.
[53:53.760 --> 53:54.760] I don't care how it made you feel.
[53:55.760 --> 53:56.760] Anyway...
[53:56.760 --> 53:57.760] I think...
[53:57.760 --> 53:58.760] Calm down.
[53:58.760 --> 53:59.760] Just a joke.
[53:59.760 --> 54:00.760] We were wrong.
[54:00.760 --> 54:04.760] You've got the knowledge of being right through the whole thing.
[54:04.760 --> 54:07.760] But we were wrong in the most emphatic way.
[54:07.760 --> 54:09.760] Yeah, but it was still funny though.
[54:09.760 --> 54:10.760] It was very funny.
[54:10.760 --> 54:19.760] Did you not at uni get kind of upset with the sheer quantity of people dunking on how you as a northerner pronounce stuff?
[54:19.760 --> 54:21.760] We're not getting into this.
[54:21.760 --> 54:23.760] No, but that's accent-based.
[54:23.760 --> 54:26.760] We just thought you were saying a word wrong.
[54:26.760 --> 54:28.760] Well, because people listen and help me.
[54:28.760 --> 54:29.760] Yeah, that's true.
[54:29.760 --> 54:30.760] Right, let's talk about...
[54:30.760 --> 54:32.760] We need to do this.
[54:32.760 --> 54:33.760] People on our roof.
[54:33.760 --> 54:34.760] Right, let's...
[54:34.760 --> 54:35.760] They're in my room.
[54:35.760 --> 54:37.760] They're in the girls.
[54:37.760 --> 54:39.760] They're in the secret attic.
[54:39.760 --> 54:41.760] But even we have not been in it.
[54:41.760 --> 54:43.760] Can you put some storage up there, please, guys?
[54:43.760 --> 54:45.760] Yeah, that would be great, actually.
[54:45.760 --> 54:47.760] Imagine if a guy fell through the ceiling right now.
[54:47.760 --> 54:49.760] Well, we're assuming it's men.
[54:49.760 --> 54:50.760] This could...
[54:50.760 --> 54:51.760] It could be like giant rats.
[54:51.760 --> 54:54.760] I'm not sure my granddad once accidentally put his foot through the...
[54:54.760 --> 54:55.760] Oh, my granddad's done that, yeah.
[54:55.760 --> 54:56.760] Yeah, put his foot through the ceiling.
[54:56.760 --> 54:59.760] I'm terrified of doing that when I'm in the attic and I'm like,
[54:59.760 --> 55:01.760] don't walk on the insulation.
[55:01.760 --> 55:03.760] Right, Ben's an uncle.
[55:03.760 --> 55:04.760] Yeah.
[55:04.760 --> 55:09.760] Yeah, so Ben's parents are away for a weekend and his aunt and uncle...
[55:09.760 --> 55:11.760] Her child was aunt and uncle.
[55:11.760 --> 55:12.760] Yeah, I like...
[55:12.760 --> 55:15.760] Tracy thinks they're taking him out for a really...
[55:15.760 --> 55:18.760] Everyone's going on their day out except her and she's really bored.
[55:18.760 --> 55:20.760] And turns out they're not taking him out.
[55:20.760 --> 55:23.760] They're actually struggling for ideas for what to do with this kid
[55:23.760 --> 55:28.760] to the point where his uncle has suggested that they clean out the garage together.
[55:28.760 --> 55:30.760] Wow, what a fun, exciting activity.
[55:30.760 --> 55:34.760] Yeah, while they can talk and bond, I think his uncle is really sweet.
[55:34.760 --> 55:38.760] No, he is really sweet, but cleaning out the garage is a shit idea to entertain a kid.
[55:38.760 --> 55:41.760] The aunt is like, oh, what did you like doing when you were a kid?
[55:41.760 --> 55:44.760] He's like, spending the weekend with my dad.
[55:44.760 --> 55:46.760] It is fair, it is very sweet.
[55:46.760 --> 55:50.760] But Ben rings Tracy and is like, Beaker, help me.
[55:50.760 --> 55:53.760] So this is when obviously Dolly is stuck in Duke's car,
[55:53.760 --> 56:00.760] but Duke drives her to Ben's house and Ben hasn't explained to his aunt that she's in care.
[56:00.760 --> 56:01.760] So he says...
[56:01.760 --> 56:04.760] So her aunt thinks that she has her family has staff.
[56:04.760 --> 56:08.760] Yeah, so all the staff are going to bring Tracy over and say, oh, staff.
[56:08.760 --> 56:13.760] Yeah, and then like Tracy gets out the car and obviously she's her like normal self to Duke like,
[56:13.760 --> 56:16.760] do you have to drive me around in your shitty car?
[56:16.760 --> 56:21.760] And then says to the aunt, the staff have to check the people out or like check adults or whatever.
[56:21.760 --> 56:24.760] So her aunt doesn't realise she's in care.
[56:24.760 --> 56:28.760] And Tracy does her usual, my mum's a famous actress routine.
[56:28.760 --> 56:30.760] So she obviously believes it.
[56:30.760 --> 56:33.760] Ben hasn't told you much about me, has he?
[56:33.760 --> 56:35.760] I'm going to use that.
[56:35.760 --> 56:37.760] Tracy's like,
[56:37.760 --> 56:41.760] pooing all the ideas until they eventually go to the beach.
[56:41.760 --> 56:47.760] And at which point she's like off running, doing like playing around, doing her own thing.
[56:47.760 --> 56:52.760] And her aunt has like started to say, oh, this is just what Tracy likes Ben.
[56:52.760 --> 56:54.760] You don't have to go along with everything that she does.
[56:54.760 --> 56:57.760] Like she's starting to get a bit annoyed with Tracy.
[56:57.760 --> 57:04.760] And Tracy then runs up to Ben and accidentally knocks a hot dog out of his hand.
[57:04.760 --> 57:05.760] House what?
[57:05.760 --> 57:06.760] What was it?
[57:06.760 --> 57:07.760] Ice cream.
[57:07.760 --> 57:08.760] Ice cream is something like that.
[57:08.760 --> 57:10.760] And the aunt stands up and has a go at Tracy.
[57:10.760 --> 57:14.760] She's like, listen, you're spoiled and rude.
[57:14.760 --> 57:17.760] And Ben doesn't have to do everything that you want to do.
[57:17.760 --> 57:19.760] Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
[57:19.760 --> 57:21.760] And Tracy runs off.
[57:21.760 --> 57:24.760] And the uncle bless him is like, she's a famous person's daughter.
[57:24.760 --> 57:25.760] She could get kidnapped.
[57:25.760 --> 57:27.760] We'll never live this down.
[57:27.760 --> 57:32.760] And Ben's like, oh, you don't know anything about kids.
[57:32.760 --> 57:35.760] Do you like blessing really sticks up for her?
[57:35.760 --> 57:38.760] Yeah, because they have wholesale bought into Tracy's stick.
[57:38.760 --> 57:39.760] Yeah.
[57:39.760 --> 57:44.760] And so Ben obviously tells them what's going on.
[57:44.760 --> 57:52.760] Later, they show up at the dumping ground and apologize to Tracy and think like offer
[57:52.760 --> 57:56.760] to take them out her out another time or something at the weekend.
[57:56.760 --> 58:01.760] And in the next episode, they have like things have escalated.
[58:01.760 --> 58:06.760] They've escalated and they're saying that they're interested in fostering her.
[58:06.760 --> 58:09.760] Now, I think this is lovely of them.
[58:09.760 --> 58:15.760] But I also think like demonstrably, they don't really know how to handle kids.
[58:15.760 --> 58:17.760] I don't know if this is actually the why.
[58:17.760 --> 58:19.760] I think they do know how to handle Tracy.
[58:19.760 --> 58:21.760] Because she isn't a child, is she?
[58:21.760 --> 58:27.760] She's like got this attitude of an older person and they seem to handle it very well.
[58:27.760 --> 58:30.760] And the rest of the kids are like testing them out.
[58:30.760 --> 58:31.760] I love that.
[58:31.760 --> 58:39.760] Like testing, you know, humor, trust, stability, trustworthiness.
[58:39.760 --> 58:40.760] That's it.
[58:40.760 --> 58:42.760] Trustability.
[58:42.760 --> 58:48.760] What was like how kind of how stupid they are, like if they buy a really awkward slide.
[58:48.760 --> 58:49.760] Like how knowing.
[58:49.760 --> 58:50.760] Yeah.
[58:50.760 --> 58:53.760] And I thought that was I loved that they all got together and went right, team.
[58:53.760 --> 58:54.760] We got to test them.
[58:54.760 --> 58:55.760] They're going to take Tracy.
[58:55.760 --> 58:56.760] We need to make sure they can handle it.
[58:56.760 --> 58:59.760] At the end, when they have like a food fight, they're laughing about it.
[58:59.760 --> 59:01.760] She's like, oh, they're perfect.
[59:01.760 --> 59:02.760] Yeah.
[59:02.760 --> 59:03.760] And they're very nice people.
[59:03.760 --> 59:09.200] But Ben's very upset about it because they they say something to him like, oh, don't tell
[59:09.200 --> 59:10.200] her yet or something.
[59:10.200 --> 59:14.160] So clearly he knows something about this arrangement that we don't know.
[59:14.160 --> 59:18.440] And as a lane, that thing is that they are going to move to Scotland.
[59:18.440 --> 59:19.960] So Tracy would have to go with them.
[59:19.960 --> 59:22.160] But so far, Tracy only thinks it's a holiday.
[59:22.160 --> 59:23.160] Yeah.
[59:23.160 --> 59:27.560] So Ben, like, is upset that they're going to take his best friend away, basically.
[59:27.560 --> 59:28.560] This comes off.
[59:28.560 --> 59:31.560] You'll be a new cousin, eh?
[59:31.560 --> 59:32.560] We thought you'd be happy.
[59:32.560 --> 59:33.560] I am.
[59:33.560 --> 59:38.320] I'm very happy that you're taking my best friend hundreds of miles away to go live in Scotland
[59:38.320 --> 59:42.440] where I'll never get to see her.
[59:42.440 --> 59:46.520] And then, yeah, we have this whole thing of like, Elaine is basically like, this is
[59:46.520 --> 59:47.520] perfect.
[59:47.520 --> 59:49.240] She's trying to get Tracy Foster.
[59:49.240 --> 59:54.240] This is a wonderful line where Tracy is in Elaine's office and says, you finally realize
[59:54.240 --> 59:57.360] that your job is to get me rich, attractive foster parents.
[59:57.360 --> 59:58.360] Good job, Elaine.
[59:59.160 --> 01:00:04.320] But then Jenny basically, Jenny says to Elaine, like, you haven't told Cam about any of this.
[01:00:04] And Elaine, to be fair, rightly says, this is none of Cam's business.
[01:00:09] Cam brought her back here and I'm trying to get Tracy a second chance.
[01:00:13] Yeah.
[01:00:14] Like, the thing with that is, like, because Cam didn't want to necessarily put Tracy
[01:00:20] back there, right?
[01:00:21] But it's also like, a care home is not a, like, a children's kennel.
[01:00:26] You can't just drop off a kid there for a couple of weeks while your house gets
[01:00:28] prepared. It's a commitment.
[01:00:30] If you want the kids, you have to make it work.
[01:00:32] You have to demonstrate that you can make it work.
[01:00:34] We spoke a lot in the last Tracy Beaker episode about Elaine and how she
[01:00:38] represents the bureaucracy of the system.
[01:00:41] Like, there's a lot of episodes where she comes in and she's trying some theory.
[01:00:45] And sometimes they work, to be fair, like she gets the kids to do action therapy
[01:00:49] and she brings Cam in to do some, like, role play stuff with Tracy.
[01:00:53] And it actually, it does get them to be friends again, but only because they're
[01:00:56] both turning against Elaine together.
[01:00:59] Right. This role play, Tracy is Cam and Cam is Tracy.
[01:01:03] Now, let's try breakfast.
[01:01:06] Oh, I overslept. Here's your cereal.
[01:01:09] Sorry, I forgot to buy milk.
[01:01:11] Oh, my life is so hard. Oh, boo-hoo-hoo.
[01:01:14] I'm not eating this without milk.
[01:01:16] In fact, I'm not eating it at all.
[01:01:18] Drop everything and take me out for breakfast.
[01:01:20] Tracy, I have to go to work.
[01:01:22] Even though it's not really work, more just like playing around.
[01:01:25] Call in sick, take me to a fanfare.
[01:01:27] Behave yourself or I'll lock you up in the cupboard under the stairs
[01:01:29] and feed you dump food. What?
[01:01:31] Come on. Or do you want to go back to the dumping ground?
[01:01:35] This is wonderful.
[01:01:37] Hang on, I'm just going to get the anger management tools.
[01:01:44] Dump food. It's all right, Papa Pam.
[01:01:47] It's fun being you. It's fun being bad.
[01:01:50] Yeah, no, where I was going with this was I said,
[01:01:52] do you think Elaine is right?
[01:01:53] Like it isn't Cam's business.
[01:01:55] Her job is to get Tracy a stable home and these are they are a good option for her.
[01:02:01] But but Jenny rings Cam and tells behind behind Elaine's back.
[01:02:07] And Elaine is like driving down the road and Cam cuts her off with her
[01:02:12] in her iconic red car.
[01:02:13] She like she's got like an old style beetle.
[01:02:16] She like pulls around in front of Tracy says
[01:02:19] in series one, it's a hairdryer.
[01:02:22] Yeah, pulls up in front of Elaine's car, gets out and shouts her through the window
[01:02:26] and like slams her hand on the window.
[01:02:28] And Elaine is like, number one, that was which it is, it was ludicrous.
[01:02:32] I was dangerous. Yeah.
[01:02:34] Also, she was like, it's none of your business.
[01:02:35] And I've got an appointment. We'll talk about this later. Yeah.
[01:02:39] That was a very dangerous thing to do.
[01:02:41] Can't help. Dare you try and get Tracy Foster behind my back.
[01:02:45] Jenny called you. She had no right to do that.
[01:02:48] Tracy and I, we lived together.
[01:02:51] You didn't want to. You sent her back.
[01:02:53] I had every right to send her to Scotland.
[01:02:55] Our parcel. She's my. You're what?
[01:03:00] My. Exactly.
[01:03:03] We'll discuss this later. I've got an appointment.
[01:03:07] I liked seeing how invested Cam still was.
[01:03:11] I really liked that as well.
[01:03:12] But I also liked that in front of the kids, in front of Tracy, all of that was gone.
[01:03:17] Cam was like, I am still I still love you.
[01:03:20] I'm still your friend. She said she wasn't show.
[01:03:22] She wasn't being like, no, don't go with them. Right.
[01:03:24] No, yeah. When so Cam turns up and all the kids are there
[01:03:28] and the two potential foster parents are there and Cam is to Tracy.
[01:03:32] Like, I couldn't love you more if you were my own daughter.
[01:03:34] But they're they're really good people.
[01:03:37] I won't let them foster me if you don't want me to.
[01:03:42] You know, I can't give you what they can.
[01:03:44] I don't need lots of stuff.
[01:03:47] All I ever wanted was for you to.
[01:03:51] I couldn't love you more if I was your mum.
[01:03:55] I wish I could say let's try again, but.
[01:04:00] I'm sorry.
[01:04:05] It's OK.
[01:04:06] I do want to be your friend.
[01:04:08] Always. And Tracy says, tell me what to do.
[01:04:12] And Cam takes her by the shoulders and puts her in front of these
[01:04:17] people, then Jenny says to Elaine, you didn't tell Tracy
[01:04:23] she was moving to Scotland.
[01:04:25] So obviously, I don't have to come and go with them.
[01:04:30] This is what I said in the first series is that Cam
[01:04:33] also is having to learn to be the person that Tracy needs.
[01:04:37] And she does. She does.
[01:04:39] She goes on a really big journey.
[01:04:41] She is the perfect person for it.
[01:04:44] I adore the Cam and Tracy stuff.
[01:04:47] I love it. It would be just speculatively.
[01:04:51] I think it would be extremely difficult for Tracy to move to a new place
[01:04:55] entirely cut off from this whole group of people.
[01:05:00] Just not that it wouldn't be possible or not that it wouldn't
[01:05:02] maybe in the long run help her.
[01:05:04] But I think at first it would be super difficult for her to completely relocate
[01:05:08] because I think it would be difficult for her to adjust without any of the.
[01:05:10] Also, because she's she's such a rampant liar.
[01:05:13] She needs people there that know that she's bullshitting
[01:05:16] or else, you know, what I really enjoy and what I never really noticed
[01:05:21] when I was young and I was watching it, there should be more talk about this.
[01:05:25] I think there's a lot of talk about the decades
[01:05:29] long Tracy Justine rivalry.
[01:05:31] But oh, my God, the workplace bitchiness between Jenny and Elaine.
[01:05:37] I need to talk to Cam about this fostering.
[01:05:39] She interests you. This has got nothing to do with Cam Lawson.
[01:05:41] I don't want her influencing Tracy.
[01:05:43] Are you making a mistake?
[01:05:44] It's my call. Don't you dare phone Cam behind my back.
[01:05:48] It's just glorious to watch like, don't you dare go behind my back.
[01:05:54] Charlie White or what she called Jenny.
[01:05:56] What's her name?
[01:05:57] I liked all the adult bits
[01:06:01] where it's like just the adults talking to each other.
[01:06:03] I really like seeing that.
[01:06:04] I was like, oh, interesting, which completely went over my head.
[01:06:08] Well, yeah, I'm not telling them that they have to stay in on a Saturday.
[01:06:12] That's the whole point of action therapy.
[01:06:14] To intervene in a dramatic way to get their attention.
[01:06:17] Well, you'll get that all right.
[01:06:18] What they need is empowerment.
[01:06:19] What they need are homes.
[01:06:21] Exactly.
[01:06:22] Personally, I just think that if anything's going to help, then it's worth trying.
[01:06:26] What? No way!
[01:06:27] No, it's a Saturday man. I meant to be meeting my mate for free of footage.
[01:06:30] Yeah! Yeah!
[01:06:31] What is more important one Saturday or the rest of your life?
[01:06:34] What is Saturday?
[01:06:35] You can't do this, Elaine.
[01:06:37] Yes, I can, Tracy.
[01:06:38] I can do it because I care.
[01:06:41] Oh!
[01:06:42] I saw repeated outfits, which I always like to see in shows.
[01:06:45] I love that. It's like, yeah.
[01:06:47] Tracy basically wears one outfit all the time.
[01:06:49] Oh, I liked I loved Tracy's longer hair.
[01:06:51] I thought her hair looked so cute this season.
[01:06:53] Yeah, she's a very cute child.
[01:06:55] Yeah, she is.
[01:06:56] Oh, yeah, her hair is gorgeous in this season.
[01:06:59] I've got a note here that I wrote down.
[01:07:01] I think it was in I think it was in one of the very early episodes.
[01:07:04] I think it's one of LOL's first lines.
[01:07:06] We spoke about how there's a lot of dark stuff in series one
[01:07:08] like they're all making jabs at each other,
[01:07:11] but the jabs are a lot darker than normal kids.
[01:07:13] They're like, oh, you've got no one in the world.
[01:07:16] Like really dark stuff.
[01:07:19] There's a bit in this series where they're planning on doing something
[01:07:23] naughty and LOL says, what are they going to do?
[01:07:25] Put us in a home.
[01:07:28] Put you in the workhouse.
[01:07:32] I noticed this and then I realized it was filmed in Cardiff,
[01:07:36] so it all made sense.
[01:07:37] But like all the naughty kids in Tracy Pika are Welsh.
[01:07:41] Yeah, they are. You got the Wellards in the next season.
[01:07:44] We've not spoken about the...
[01:07:46] They're not in the series.
[01:07:48] They've not yet experienced the Wellards. Oh, my God.
[01:07:50] But yeah, all naughty kids are Welsh.
[01:07:52] There's like a group of three siblings.
[01:07:54] Apparently siblings.
[01:07:55] Yeah, apparently siblings.
[01:07:56] So at least half siblings.
[01:08:00] And yeah, they're all Welsh and like the Goth group.
[01:08:05] I have a question, actually, because I didn't notice it in any of the episodes
[01:08:08] that I watched. Do they go to school or is this a way like summer?
[01:08:12] Yeah, there are episodes where you see them like walking home from school together.
[01:08:15] Like this is where you see Louise, Justine and Tracy all wearing
[01:08:20] like a school dress.
[01:08:21] And then I was saying Parents' Evening episode in series one
[01:08:24] that we discussed as well.
[01:08:25] OK, I just remembered seeing Tracy in the like summer dress.
[01:08:29] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:08:33] Yeah, you've got Amber, you've got the Wellards,
[01:08:35] you've got Lolan Bouncer to an extent, but they're not they're not nasty.
[01:08:39] No, they're really nice.
[01:08:41] I love the Lolan Tracy relationship
[01:08:44] and especially in the later seasons when they're both older,
[01:08:47] like there's a very sibling dynamic between them that I really enjoy.
[01:08:51] Yeah. Hey, Trace, come for supper.
[01:08:57] What's the matter?
[01:08:58] Just pay fever.
[01:09:00] Oh, it's Amber being a pain again.
[01:09:05] Well, you can't stay out here all night.
[01:09:06] And share a vlog's spiky face.
[01:09:09] Hey, Trace, don't get mad.
[01:09:12] Get even.
[01:09:14] I think that is I think we've covered everything that we need to about series two.
[01:09:19] Because the construction is occurring.
[01:09:22] Yeah, this is going to be a difficult edit.
[01:09:24] But sorry, if there is some banging in this, I do apologize.
[01:09:28] We've tried our hardest.
[01:09:30] The pre-roll bit before the intro music can just be all a collection
[01:09:34] of series two is about
[01:09:39] can bringing Tracy back shenanigans happen.
[01:09:43] Yeah. At the end.
[01:09:44] Introducing a bunch of new characters that are so sexy.
[01:09:48] Like I'm sorry.
[01:09:50] He's not. He's a child.
[01:09:52] I actually feel bad saying this because I actually said this about him last night.
[01:09:55] But he's got me too before I realize he's got such an attractive energy.
[01:09:59] He's got a nice way about it.
[01:10:01] He's got a nice manner.
[01:10:03] He's good with kids, which is always an attractive quality.
[01:10:06] He's a young man that has voluntarily decided to train to be a care worker.
[01:10:10] Yeah. And he's he's so much fun.
[01:10:14] I love it.
[01:10:15] I think he'd be right at home in the repair shop.
[01:10:19] He looks a bit like Handyman.
[01:10:20] Like he's not my type, but I think he's got a really attractive like.
[01:10:24] I have a lot of friends who that is their type.
[01:10:27] Like sort of a ratty looking heroine chic.
[01:10:31] I'm not wrong. He's a bit ratty looking at his character.
[01:10:33] You're laughing, but it's the readiness of 2004.
[01:10:37] It was it was in.
[01:10:38] Yeah, he's he's so cute. He's so sweet.
[01:10:41] He is. And then at the end of the series, she almost gets fostered again,
[01:10:45] but she realizes Cam is still the one.
[01:10:47] And that is the arc of series two.
[01:10:49] We've done it. Well done, everyone.
[01:10:51] Can't wait for the well, it's two down, three to go.
[01:10:54] I thought it was more than that.
[01:10:55] We're going to have five seasons of the story of Tracy Beaker.
[01:10:58] Then you've got like Tracy Beaker Returns,
[01:11:00] which I think is too recent for us to cover, but maybe well, Pudsey.
[01:11:05] A comic really. I think so.
[01:11:07] I'm not doing a whole episode.
[01:11:09] I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
[01:11:11] I didn't do it that way.
[01:11:13] Did you want us to do the mom Tracy Beaker stuff?
[01:11:15] Just to know. Not really.
[01:11:16] It's very recent. It's you know, I know.
[01:11:18] I know. Just follow up.
[01:11:20] This is them now.
[01:11:21] I mean, we do occasionally.
[01:11:23] We've spoken about it with regards to like how Tracy
[01:11:27] and Justine is still an ongoing thing.
[01:11:29] Yeah. But yeah.
[01:11:31] Yeah. Thank you for joining us, everyone, for this episode.
[01:11:35] And good morning. Hope you have a lovely day.
[01:11:57] This way up from the south, from out behind the ground.
[01:12:04] This will give us the light we need to make us laugh and laugh.
[01:12:12] No, I don't need no dumping from blue.
[01:12:16] No, I don't need no dumping from blue.
[01:12:19] No, I don't need no dumping from blue.
[01:12:27] Bravo. Fantastic.
[01:12:29] This episode has been like picking fucking teeth.
[01:12:31] We've like every five, 10 minutes we've had to switch off
[01:12:36] and then remind them.
[01:12:37] I literally I expected it to happen as I was speaking.
[01:12:40] It's been so annoying.
[01:12:42] Yeah. The problem is that normally this construction starts at like 8 45.
[01:12:46] It starts at 8 8 45 8 9 o'clock.
[01:12:49] Like the like beginning of the working day.
[01:12:53] There have been mornings where it feels like
[01:12:55] their drill is in my room, like in your skull.
[01:12:59] Like it's hurting like it doesn't sound outside.
[01:13:02] It sounds inside.
[01:13:03] Yeah. But so when when it gets to like 11 o'clock, 12 o'clock
[01:13:08] and nothing has happened, you kind of think you're safe.
[01:13:13] Clearly not today. Nope.
[01:13:15] I also feel bad for this fucking minus four today.
[01:13:18] What are you guys doing for the rest of the day?
[01:13:20] I might have a nap.
[01:13:22] Oh, look at you.
[01:13:23] It's Elsa's day off.
[01:13:25] It's my day off.
[01:13:27] Yeah, I have to go.
[01:13:29] And I guess not teach, but participate in a class.
[01:13:34] Yeah. I wonder if any of my students listen.
[01:13:38] I hope not. That would be embarrassing.
[01:13:40] Well, oh, yeah, I'm really sticky teaching assistant.
[01:13:50] Yeah, sorry for naming our anniversary special.
[01:13:53] Shit and vomit, but, you know, I'm not sorry.
[01:13:56] There's a lot of real as we've been sitting here.
[01:13:59] Friend of the pod.
[01:14:00] Emily has sent me a piss story.
[01:14:04] In fact, should I read it?
[01:14:05] Yes. Oh, my.
[01:14:06] Is Emily OK?
[01:14:08] What? She's yeah, she's fine.
[01:14:10] Emily is our medical consultant of the pod. Right.
[01:14:16] What is wrong with you?
[01:14:18] I'm going to come over there and I'm going to strangle you.
[01:14:20] That was supposed to be an announcement noise, but you start talking.
[01:14:24] Last time I needed an emergency piss, I was driving on the motorway.
[01:14:28] But I'd been sat stationary in the car for about 15 minutes because of a crash.
[01:14:32] And I was so desperate and the traffic wasn't moving.
[01:14:34] So I ran from my car, which was stopped in the fast lane.
[01:14:37] So the furthest from the grass, I got my pants down.
[01:14:40] I was mid-piss and the fucking traffic started moving.
[01:14:44] So I forced the piss out as fast as I could, pulled my trousers half up.
[01:14:48] The people stuck in my car.
[01:14:51] Stuck behind my car were beeping at the empty car.
[01:14:53] I sprinted, fell face down, pants around my ankles in the middle of the motorway
[01:15:01] with a shit ton of angry traffic beeping at my car in the way.
[01:15:04] Got bruised and my ego has never taken a bigger hit.
[01:15:08] Emily, I'm so sorry.
[01:15:11] Dr. Emily.
[01:15:12] Did I mention, did I mean like in the
[01:15:15] Peppa Pig episode, did I mention about when we would drive
[01:15:18] when me and my boyfriend were driving back from Bruges
[01:15:21] and he'd been holding a piss in for like an hour and a half
[01:15:24] and he pulled over on the hard road, the French motorway.
[01:15:27] But it wasn't like a full hard shoulder.
[01:15:30] And I was like sat in the car and it was 70 mile an hour winds.
[01:15:33] And he scared for your life, scared for my life because he
[01:15:37] because we're on the other side of the road.
[01:15:39] So I was in the way of the traffic and a massive lorry came past and rocked the car.
[01:15:46] And I was like, could you piss faster?
[01:15:48] I mean, meanwhile, your your boyfriend is trying to piss in 70 mile an hour winds.
[01:15:53] I'm really surprised that your boyfriend doesn't have a piss bottle in the car.
[01:15:57] He that really surprises me that he doesn't just have it ready.
[01:16:01] Even if you've got a piss bottle in the car, it is quite hard to piss
[01:16:04] into a bottle when you're going, you know, 100 kilometers
[01:16:08] an hour down the French motorway.
[01:16:09] That's fair.
[01:16:10] But is it easier to piss into a bottle or piss in 70 mile an hour winds?
[01:16:14] Well, he was he's because the car was like at the edge of the motorway
[01:16:19] and it was there was like a fence.
[01:16:21] So he was like in between the car and the fence.
[01:16:23] It might not have been that windy in that little space.
[01:16:27] Little space between the fence, the car,
[01:16:29] encasing his penis from the way he saw it.
[01:16:34] I don't know. I wouldn't know.
[01:16:35] I was too busy with my fingers in my ears with my eyes closed.
[01:16:39] So I couldn't see the traffic.
[01:16:41] You paid such a beautiful picture.
[01:16:45] I think he's so lucky to have me.
[01:16:47] And it seems to me you lived your life like a penis.
[01:16:57] What was in the wind?
[01:16:59] A well known song by Elton John.
[01:17:01] About our dye.
[01:17:02] Thank you for listening, everyone.
[01:17:05] We are not sure what we're doing next, depending on the date.
[01:17:10] Bagpuss. Yes, if we record Bagpuss next,
[01:17:13] it will be out in time for the 50th anniversary.
[01:17:17] The 12th of February.
[01:17:19] Excited. And we're all well, I know I am.
[01:17:22] I don't know about you two, but I have ridiculous bagpuss fan.
[01:17:25] We have bagpuss content in the house.
[01:17:27] We've got a record. We've got a bagpuss.
[01:17:32] Well, that's for next time.
[01:17:33] Yeah. Yeah. Thank you for listening.
[01:17:34] Let's do the socials. OK.
[01:17:36] And oh, there it is.
[01:17:39] There it is.
[01:17:41] You know what? Let's just do it.
[01:17:43] Yeah, I mean, if they're not clear on the socials, they're on the social.
[01:17:47] Yes.
[01:17:48] Thoughts TV is thoughts underscore underscore TV.
[01:17:52] Thoughts TV is thoughts underscore underscore TV.
[01:17:55] Do you mean Twitter? Yeah.
[01:17:58] Yeah. Twitter is thoughts underscore underscore TV.
[01:18:01] Instagram is thoughts TV.
[01:18:03] The O is a zero. TikTok is thoughts TV pods.
[01:18:08] What else have we got?
[01:18:10] Gmail. Gmail is thoughts TV 2002 at Gmail dot com.
[01:18:14] Discord, the service just called Thoughts TV.
[01:18:16] But the link is on the socials.
[01:18:19] So we've got a coffee.
[01:18:20] If you want to donate money, thanks, Tom Taylor.
[01:18:23] Thank you, Tom. Peat money.
[01:18:25] A coffee each. Yes.
[01:18:27] I know instead of a coffee split three ways, a coffee each.
[01:18:30] And, you know, I tell you exactly now what that money is going to go on.
[01:18:33] It was five degrees overnight.
[01:18:35] It's going to go on the extra heating we've had minus five.
[01:18:38] Yeah, sorry, minus five.
[01:18:39] The extra heat we've had on the last couple of days because we're freezing.
[01:18:42] Yep. Thank you so much for listening.
[01:18:46] Have a great day, everyone. Have a great day and see you next time.
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