This week, Jahannah and Sophie dive into your deepest and darkest guilty pleasures.
From kitchen confessions and male pedantry to gross-out bodily discoveries, the wonders of people watching and the joy of losing yourself in sad films, plus hot takes on cheese, jazz, contemporary dance and liking (or not) other people's children.
Also... Sparrows!
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Hello and welcome to dear Miss Nick Thief.
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I'm Sophie. And I'm Johanna.
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And this is the podcast where we used to read out my diary, but
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now we've opened up the floor to you guys, so.
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Now we're going to read out yours.
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Enjoy. Enjoy and remember, it's never
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too much. Love you too much.
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Hi, everyone. Welcome back to another episode
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of Dear Miss Nick Thief. Yeah, I'm Soph and she's Jay.
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She can't talk. I don't know why.
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I just introduced stuff. Yeah, I'm, I'm just here.
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I'm just here to see here. You, you take over.
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We. Had a morning.
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We had such a morning. She's in a grump and you know,
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and I think I'm, I've just peeved her off again.
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I've I've been so good through this pregnancy and I haven't had
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like the pregnancy rage. I think it's just come in today.
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Everything. We've had so many tech issues.
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Everything's gone wrong. The lights are hot.
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We've had. She's wearing.
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Wool. I'm wearing wool the most humid
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day. But I can't take it off now I've
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committed. It's too wet to take it off.
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It's too. Wet It's getting heavier and
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heavier I. Can't take off the wall so we're
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committing to the wool jalay quick and then just go for it.
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The doorbell keeps going from the bloody voting parties.
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Oh, Reform came to the job. I don't care.
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I don't just let me leave me alone.
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Yeah, no, they don't talk. I'm going to leave, Yeah, no, if
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they want, if one more voter looks on my door.
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She will not be voting for. That I will not be voting for
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you. Don't care who you are.
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No slam it in their door. Yeah, I've never seen Jay this
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flustered. It's quite terrifying, I put.
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I put false eyelashes on. One of them is in my eyeball.
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She's not. I'm not having a good day.
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She's I just want the baby out. I just.
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I just. I just want the podcast mics to
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work. I just want my doorbell to be
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left the fuck alone. It's too much to ask.
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And your dog is quite over stimulating, isn't he?
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He's in the garden. I've.
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Got reactive dog we've had to lock outside because he can't
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take it either and he setting me off.
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But today I really want to do this episode because what we've
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done is we've shouted out on the socials.
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We've been asking for your guilty pleasures and I've gone
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through we had over 1000 comments, replies of your guilty
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pleasures and I really want to talk.
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About many times, I said to Jay, we don't have to do this today.
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And he's like, no, we don't. We are doing it.
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We are making this work up. I was like, OK, I hope I have
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this kind of determination when I give birth.
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Oh God, yeah, you don't. Have to give birth today?
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No, it's happening today. This is happening right now.
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We're manifesting it 38 weeks, aren't we?
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Yeah. Manifesting.
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I'm like 3 weeks away from 38 weeks and yeah, she's getting
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evicted. She's getting evicted with a hot
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Curry and whatever. The of all the things.
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All the other things that she needs to do.
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But we've had a bit of a week this week.
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It's been a funny week, actually.
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Yeah, it's been a funny week. Do you?
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Want to share? Do well, yeah.
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So basically, Long story short, I've got the Mitchell brothers
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in me. You need to be careful how you
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word that. Explain what you mean.
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You've not had the Mitchell brothers?
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Inside of me, no, I haven't. But I was going to say,
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unfortunately, no, fortunately I have not. 19 hours, 90 Are they
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both still alive? I don't know Grant's doing
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Grant. What's his real name?
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Grant Mitchell. No, what's his actual?
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Name Film Grant. I don't.
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Know, I don't know. Anyway, Grant's doing docs still
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in him, right? Yeah, Phil, I think he's still
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in EastEnders if. American listeners are going to
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be like who and the what? EastEnders is yeah, all, all of
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all three of our American listeners.
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It's a popular British soap. Everyone knows what EastEnders.
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Know these two brothers with shaved heads?
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Yeah, still, this isn't clarifying anything.
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Basically, I've had a bit of a health scare, but for the last
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five years, isn't it? I've been like back and forth.
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If you're a gal with like a womb issue, a womb issues, you'll
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know. And basically, I essentially
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collapsed at the weekend in pain.
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And then I had an emergency scan and yes, like Jake came with.
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I came with her for the emergency scan.
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I was like, let's check out your womb.
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Oh, it was funny though, because like it's an internal one and
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like I didn't know I like and I've had loads of these scans
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and I still was like, oh wait, it's internal.
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I was like, yeah, so internal. If you guys don't know, external
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is when like in the movies when they do the ultrasound on your
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belly, internal right up there. It's like having a root round.
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It's a wand, and they put a. Condom.
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A condom on it. And yeah.
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They have a root round anyway, basically we are very close and
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they have this big screen up on the wall so you can see
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everything. And yeah, a good 10 centimeter,
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a couple of 5cm bulkings have just kind of come to bulky.
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Fibroids big. Old outside of the womb though,
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so they're floating around smacking all sorts.
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Yeah, they're causing a lot of havoc.
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Causing a lot of havoc. And they're 10 centimeters, so
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it sounds a bit of his head. They need to come out.
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Surgically, yeah, that's going to be happening at some point.
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But we've nicknamed them definitely the Mitchell brothers
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because they are bulky, bold headed bolders.
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They're. Big, They need to come out
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anyway. OK right?
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TMI might regret sharing that. Look, if that makes people go
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and check their womb, I'll do it.
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We're gonna open the diary to your guilty pleasures now
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because I'm very excited about sharing.
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She's literally like she's trying to hurry this up.
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OK, so. I'm gonna get also.
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We're doing this. Blocking your mind.
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I'm blocking my mind, can't we? There we are, there we go.
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We're doing this completely blind, Yes.
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Wow. So you're blind.
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Yeah. Each week we're taking a topic
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that's gone out on our socials, on my Facebook page, on my
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Instagram, Johanna's Instagram, on our podcast, Instagram
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socials, all on the socials. And we're putting out a topic.
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You guys are getting in touch and sharing your stories with
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us, whether that's like on the comments section or you're Dming
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them. And then, yeah, we take one each
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week. So Jay's taken the one this week
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and I haven't seen any of them. So you don't know what so I
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don't? Know what you're going to say
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and then vice versa. So this week you've got daily
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gauges, which I'm excited about. OK, also, until we get
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permission to shout out your name, I've left things nameless.
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Just, you know, so we don't get. Sued, yeah, but if you want to
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be. Just tell us, let us know if you
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if you want to start your name I.
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Feel like if you're sharing intimate details.
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Then you guys can as well. Some of you do too, OK.
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So this one will start off easy. This guilty pleasure is one that
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I can associate with because I I do this as well.
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And I like to stop the microwave.
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Oh yeah. Well, let it down.
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Start again, dear Mr. Nick Thief, I like to stop the
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microphone. I like to stop the microwave
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with two seconds left and pretend I'm diffusing a bomb.
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What I do that as well. What you see the you see the
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microwave like counting down like in the movies.
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And you have to like stop the microwave before it goes beep
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beep beep because then the bomb goes off.
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Right. And then what?
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And then you've saved the, the, the, the world from being
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bombed. So I I've done that as well.
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What if your rice isn't cooked? It will be because you're only
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doing it with like 2 seconds left.
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Don't mess with rice. But like I do that, I like to
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stop the microwave before the beep and right like I've got
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there. So but that's that feels like
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then and that's it. And that, yeah.
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That's just take your food out and crack up with your day.
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I. Pretend I'm diffusing a bomb and
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you know what? They're enjoying it.
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It's called a guilty pleasure. It's things that you should,
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that you enjoy, that you really kind of shouldn't enjoy it.
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It's a bit weird. It is weird, but I'm saying I
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felt. Like that was a bit of an anti
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climax. I see you.
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Now there was a lot of weird food things.
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Oh, OK, I could get on board with.
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That which was weird for me because I'm like all of them
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very vomiting right now with pregnancy.
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So this person, dear Miss Nick Thief, I enjoy golden syrup and
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salad cream sandwiches. I get this.
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What? No, not golden syrup.
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I love a salad Cream sandwich, No.
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No, no, but we're talking golden syrup and salad cream.
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Nice love lettuce and salad cream.
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That's really normal. That's not weird at all.
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That's that's salad cream. What does salad cream go with?
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Sof salad? So it goes with lettuce.
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I'm so scared of her today. What does salad cream go with
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SOF? Salad.
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Lettuce salad. What do you?
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Want sorry. For breathing, this was your
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majesty into the chokey. I feel like this does salad
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cream go away stuff? But some golden syrup.
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No OK I've heard of. There was a girl back in my
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primary school. She used to have sugar
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sandwiches and syrup sandwiches. But salad, cream and syrup?
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That's like having a salad. It's a salad cream.
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I just we just tried that's weird sandwich from M&S.
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Yeah, but that would be like if it had strawberries and salad.
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Cream. So in context, for context,
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Wimbledon's just finished and M&S bought out a strawberry and
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cream sandwich. And the first bite bit weird.
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Johanna tried to bite it and was like, absolutely not going to
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bomb. Probably not the best time for
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you to try something like that, but I thought it kind of worked.
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So no, no, it doesn't work. I'm trying.
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I'm trying to find logic. I think it's disgusting and
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gross and I judge you whoever said my do.
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You know what I like? What the different different
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textures in my mouth? Oh, hello.
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No. No, no.
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So like a Malteser? Yeah, and a grip at the same
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time. Oh, but that would be slushy and
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wet and crunchy. Yeah, but it's like cold and
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crisp. Yeah.
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And then just chocolatey and honeycutt like, I don't know, I
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love different textures or OK, porridge oats with like crunchy
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cereal. Well, yeah, you're just I, I
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think that's, yeah, no, I'm trying to find logic in it.
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That's that's fucking weird. OK, another guilty pleasure dear
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Miss Nick Thief. I love correcting spelling.
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I enjoy doing it at the time so if someone might misspell
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something but I hate myself immediately afterwards.
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A bit like wanking over an ex bird.
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Bird being ex-girlfriend. Yeah, not like a eagle like.
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Someone's wanking over an actual.
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I love a Sparrow. Yeah, so great pigeon On my way
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back from work bald. Eagle, I get the American bald.
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Eagle, I mean, yeah. If you're going to have a bird
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kink, it would be that. Pig wank.
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Yeah. So they enjoy, they enjoy,
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they're doing it. They enjoy doing what?
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Scar correcting people's spelling.
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Right. OK, guilty pleasure.
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But they really enjoy. It yeah, that's like.
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You've got a teacher kink or something in there.
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Yeah, you're a bit of a wanker, like, but it also depends on how
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you how you correct them. But if you're correcting them
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and then you immediately hate yourself after, I'm going to say
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that you're correcting them in quite a patronising way.
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Do you know what I mean? Your is why?
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No, that does. No, that does piss me off.
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There, there and there. Yeah.
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Anybody that gets those wrong and yours, all the yours tell
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you. It really peeved me off people
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that say I love you all the world.
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I love you. All the world or like, Oh my
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God, I love you all the world. Like you know when people put
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like happy birthday to my little girl who's 2 to Jane, so she
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hasn't got Facebook or Instagram, but I get it.
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It's fine. Love you all the world, mum.
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I'm like that is grammatically really fucking bad.
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Or like when somebody says like, oh.
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In all the world. Yeah, all the love in the world
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or I love you like, I don't know as much as the world.
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I don't know like you, but all the world.
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And it's like, no, there's another one that I really,
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really pees me off when people use the word what instead of
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that? So like, like that could have
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been or like that what? Like people use the word what
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wrong? Like I'm, I can't think of an
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example. So like, Oh yeah, like that man.
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What was at the park? He was what was there.
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Yeah, that man, what was at the park and I'm like, sorry, the
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man that was at the park, not what was at the park.
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Like just grammar really peeves me off and it's not a guilty
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pleasure. Like it.
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It like angers me to the point. Did you write that one in?
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Potentially. Might have been Sophia.
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However, I don't wank over sparrows, so that's not me.
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An imposter guilty pleasure though?
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Yeah, I get that that is a bit of a guilty pleasure, but only
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if they correct it, because I would still be really peeved
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off. OK, we're going to get a bit
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more gross now, so don't listen if thief.
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I love extracting in grown hairs.
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Love that, love that. When it's really long and curly.
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Love that or when you like you, you squeeze it and it like comes
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out like a. Worm.
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Yeah, like all that white stuff, or like when the tip of it's a
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little bit black. So it's been there a little
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while, it's a little bit dried and it comes out.
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Oh my God, do you remember that one I got on your back?
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Which one? Yes, and you were like, I've had
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this lump. She was like.
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For 9. Years she was like, I've had
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this lump on my back for age and I tried to get my boyfriend to
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look at it and like he can't say anything.
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It's just a lump. And I was like, so I looked at
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it and I was like, Jay, there's like a tiny little head on it
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and she was like, it's there. And I was like, let me just try
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and squeeze it. Best day of my life.
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That was big. It was the best we were in in
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your living room right here. Like every time I squeeze it,
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we're like, because it just more and more kept coming, but it was
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like full on like spiraling out honest.
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That felt sexier. That was like the Hunchback of
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knocks. With my 9 foot hair coming out
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of my back. No, it wasn't a hair.
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It was just pure beautiful mush mush.
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It was Piesto resistance. I remember that now I.
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Filmed it. I felt like cleansed.
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I felt baptized. Yeah, I felt about she was about
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forced on lighter. It was big.
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I felt like doctor. Pimple popper.
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God, it was you and not the boyfriend.
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Because I might. Well, he looked.
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He didn't look at it with the eyes that I I was like no, no,
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no, no, I know what this is. Equally, I agree with the next
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one. Dear Mr. Nick Thief, I like
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watching earwax extraction videos.
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I don't watch them. I do.
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TikTok my ears are a funny shit. Oh yes, they are.
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Yeah, so I have to have that done quite often.
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I'm giving far too much information.
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Medical. Information today.
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Like I've got the Mitchell brothers, I've got waxy ears.
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Like no so. No, but your ears are slanted.
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They're like, so like down. Yeah, your ear canals slow up,
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right? But mine have a little.
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You impress the ear doctors every time and they're like.
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Time, well, they're like that is equivalent of a man that works
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on a building site. Glen must get a lot of debris.
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Yeah, and every so often you get, every few years I get deaf,
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you get a bit deaf and then you go to the thing.
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And then they. Pull it out and then you're
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like, wow. Yeah, The last time that
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happened was because I was going really dizzy and I went and the
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guy was like, I have, I've not seen anything like this for a
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very, very long time. And then you have to give you
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drops, then you have to go back. And then, yeah.
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And I always take a picture of it and send you.
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Yeah, compacted. Little balls of it, because I
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know you. Enjoy it I see, but do.
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You remember that time I had to root inside your ear when you
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lost your? Yeah, I always get my hearing
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aid domes, little plastic things on the end of the hearing aid.
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They get stuck sometimes in my ear and then they when they go
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right in and it's really scary because you think that's it,
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it's gone. Forever gone forever.
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Yeah, you've pulled one or two out.
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The ear doctor, when they were cleaning my ears, pulled one
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out. They've been in there for
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months. I didn't know if these are the
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adult things. You're not told that you need to
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get your ears cleaned. Like, yeah, you don't get told
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this. I remember you came around to my
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flat once and you were like, I need to pull it out.
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And I got the tiniest tweezers and I pulled it out.
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And then there was that time you had that little camera and I was
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rooting inside your ear for ages.
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And it wasn't anything in there, but we thought, but because I
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could see your eardrum, couldn't I?
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We didn't know if that was the dorm or not.
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Yeah. Because I've got a prosthetic.
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Hearing bones. Yes, in my eardrum.
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Oh my. God, yeah.
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And then you went because you thought.
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I thought is that because it was a bit of the?
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Yeah, so I bought an ear camera. Which looked like a tumor.
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And yeah, and I put an ear camera in, which is a good and
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bad thing because it's good because you can see in your ear.
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It's bad because you don't know what you're looking at.
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And so I saw, and I didn't realise that you can see my
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prosthetic hearing bones through my eardrum.
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So I was like, what is that? Yeah, off to A&E thinking I had
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a tumor. Because that was what you'd had
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before. Yeah.
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And then the ENT doctors were like, no, that's your prosthetic
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hearing bones. But that's why they're bright
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white. That's why you can see them.
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All the medical information. Is very medical episode OK
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Dimmersnik thief. It's a pretty harmless one, but
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I love changing into a fresh pair of socks.
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I've even taken 3 or 4 extra pair of socks to work and I
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changed them every few hours. My feet feel so nice.
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So nice So. Nice.
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I mean, you do you, babe. Where do you?
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What do you do with The Dirty socks?
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Do you have a little bag of like laundry at work?
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That's a lot of laundry. That's a lot of socks to wash
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you're. Brave as well, taking your socks
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off. Well, they're not.
00:17:44
Their feet aren't going to smell, put it that way.
00:17:45
It will smell less, yeah. She'll tell you what my little
00:17:47
guilty pressure is. Well, sometimes I'll wear the
00:17:49
same socks two days in a row. Why?
00:17:54
I don't know. I could understand if you never
00:17:56
took them off because then it's then you're stretching the time.
00:17:59
But yeah, but if you like actively took them off and then
00:18:02
actively. Yeah, no, like I just took take
00:18:04
them off and put them on the floor sometimes.
00:18:06
Then in the morning I'll just be like, because I don't like being
00:18:08
barefoot, right? So if they're just on the floor
00:18:11
I'll just pop the socks on in the morning to like walk
00:18:14
upstairs if my slippers aren't about and then they just end up
00:18:17
staying on for the next day. Very peasant behaviour, Sophie.
00:18:20
Yeah, I'll buy you some more socks.
00:18:23
No, I have loads of socks but every time I wash a sock like my
00:18:26
socks I always lose 1. Oh yeah, so that she must be
00:18:29
missing or he might be missing a lot of socks.
00:18:32
Okay. Right, so then I thought I would
00:18:36
add my own guilty pleasures in okay, because.
00:18:40
I hope they're gross like my suck 1 so.
00:18:43
My guilty pleasures? I love dipping McDonald's fries
00:18:47
in McDonald's Mcflurry. Heard this million times and the
00:18:51
milkshakes as well. I don't like milkshake but but
00:18:54
it has very specifically has to be the McDonald's fries and it
00:18:57
doesn't work with Burger King fries.
00:18:58
It has to be McDonald's. Fries.
00:19:00
This is salt and the sweet. McDonald's Mcflurry.
00:19:03
I've heard this a lot. Don't knock it till you try it,
00:19:06
no. Elite.
00:19:07
And I used to work at McDonald's, so you'd be
00:19:11
surprised how many people ordered fries in a Mcflurry.
00:19:13
Yeah, and they would sit in the restaurant.
00:19:15
It's my order when I went. Did I work at McDonald's?
00:19:17
I was like 16 at the time, Yeah. And they would sit and they
00:19:21
would dip the fries in the Mcflurry.
00:19:23
It's really common. And.
00:19:25
But the milkshakes is another one and.
00:19:26
It only works. Strawberry milkshakes a bit
00:19:28
unhinged. No, it has to be the.
00:19:30
It's the So I get a Smarty Mcflurry and I eat the Smarties
00:19:33
out of it. Then I dip my fries in it and it
00:19:37
works. Another thing that I do dipping
00:19:40
is I dip ginger nut biscuits in hot Peach squash and again it
00:19:43
doesn't work with orange or it has to be Peach and has to be
00:19:47
ginger nut biscuits. A dunk So Johanna is a child
00:19:54
doesn't like tea or coffee. So she'll have a hot squash.
00:19:58
If anybody is wondering what what she's referring to there
00:20:02
because she just like I like to dip ginger nut in my hot Peach.
00:20:04
People like what are you on about?
00:20:06
So my version of tea is. Hot squashes, hot cordial, and
00:20:11
yeah. Like a hot juice.
00:20:13
That's not too bad. There are definitely worse
00:20:16
guilty pleasures like I thought, like, yeah, I mean, is there,
00:20:20
are there more? What?
00:20:22
Get the pleasure? Yeah.
00:20:23
Oh, no. Food wise, that's kind of my
00:20:24
food thing. But I thought my guilty pleasure
00:20:27
movie that I love is The Time Machine.
00:20:31
I think it's from 2002 with Samantha Mumba.
00:20:34
Do you remember that movie? No, absolutely not.
00:20:37
But just Samantha Mumba, I remember, I didn't realise she
00:20:40
did films. It's the only time I think she.
00:20:42
Was in it and then and then. Never did it.
00:20:43
Never. Again, but I love that film, The
00:20:47
Time Machine with the Samantha Mama.
00:20:49
We need to watch that. Oh God, Oh my God, it's amazing.
00:20:53
Oh, is it though? I was having this conversation
00:20:55
the other day with somebody and they were like, so Johanna is a
00:21:00
film buff, like absolute film buff.
00:21:05
In every film, I think that there is ever that's ever been
00:21:07
made and there is this thing. So me and our friend Leanne,
00:21:11
like she often like Johanna like I've got this film, we're going
00:21:13
to watch it. And me and Leanne, we sat
00:21:15
watching it and we're just like, and I was like, watch one.
00:21:18
Yep, you're trying to get 2 highly AD ADD people.
00:21:21
But but what is funny is I think, and I was having this
00:21:26
conversation with someone, they're like, Oh yeah, when
00:21:27
people say that, like this film is amazing, but it's actually
00:21:29
not that amazing. It's then nostalgia linked to
00:21:31
it. That's like why they love it.
00:21:33
And it's like, and I was like, yes, I was like, maybe that's
00:21:36
what it is with Jay when she says, yeah, this film is amazing
00:21:39
and I'm watching it and I'm like, I really, I'm not.
00:21:42
I don't, I don't get it. But I think it's the nostalgia
00:21:45
that makes it amazing for you because you watch so many films,
00:21:48
so. It's also no because because I
00:21:50
have SO. The babysitter I cannot get on
00:21:52
board with. No, no, what is it?
00:21:54
Babysitter and parrot was. Adventures in babysitting?
00:21:56
No, go, don't, because it's also it's very important the way you
00:22:01
watch a film. So you have to be distracted.
00:22:03
Of course you're not going to get a film if you're half on
00:22:06
your phone because you're watching something through
00:22:07
second screening it. And if you second screen it,
00:22:10
it's not going to hit you because you're going to miss
00:22:11
things. And there's like an etiquette to
00:22:14
film, like talking in the cinema.
00:22:16
Actually, yeah, no. Cannot talk.
00:22:20
Yeah, I'm trying to go on my own.
00:22:22
There was someone that was like, but what do you think of like?
00:22:24
I went to the cinema of the day and there was 2 girls next to me
00:22:27
literally narrating the entire film.
00:22:30
There's an etiquette, everyone's paid to be there.
00:22:31
It's quiet, it's dark focus and you need to create that same
00:22:35
environment at home. It's a phones away dark.
00:22:38
I'm not in the extreme my my brother has to have all the
00:22:41
lights off and the door shut. Ohh.
00:22:42
Yeah. Exactly.
00:22:43
He can't do it unless the door shut and all that.
00:22:45
So I'm not that bad like you have you have a light on or
00:22:47
whatever, but but like the focus needs to be there and if
00:22:50
someones showing you the film, it's like someones coming and
00:22:53
like pebbling, you know like when the when the Penguin come
00:22:56
and they they wanna gift you their Pebble.
00:22:58
Your love language is sending memes and films.
00:23:00
Yeah, and so when they look sending you a Pebble, mean look
00:23:02
at this Pebble that I've like, think you're gonna like.
00:23:04
And so when when I try to show you Leanne movies and you just
00:23:07
chop my fucking Pebble away. You're.
00:23:11
Making us fit? No.
00:23:13
Not just moving away a Pebble. So no, I adventures in
00:23:18
babysitting. If you've seen it from when you
00:23:20
were a kid there. Yeah, there's a nostalgia.
00:23:22
To rewatch it as an adult and see whether or not.
00:23:25
It's decent, it still holds up like Never ending story.
00:23:28
I always thought that was a. Really good film.
00:23:31
Then when you watch it as an adult, you're like crazy.
00:23:33
This it like what in the what drugs were they on?
00:23:38
That is a crazy film. Neverending Story.
00:23:40
So yeah, The Time Machine, Samantha Mumba.
00:23:45
It's my getting pleasure film and and sin if I if you like
00:23:47
film, people are like but I love it Samantha.
00:23:51
Mumba. Right.
00:23:52
This is nothing I do. I deliberately listen to sad
00:23:55
music when I'm sad to make more sad so I can cry.
00:23:58
Rather than trying to like, uplift myself, I'll deliberately
00:24:03
emo songs on and and like, enjoy being sad.
00:24:07
Really sad, yeah. That's good.
00:24:08
That's quite therapeutic actually.
00:24:10
That's quite cathartic. I think that's allowing you to
00:24:13
feel your feel because you otherwise you're suppressing
00:24:15
but. I'm just.
00:24:16
You said now you go, girl, you've got.
00:24:18
And it was you that actually taught me how good crying is.
00:24:21
Crying is so good. You feel so afterwards.
00:24:22
You know when you had a good cry and then you finished stopping
00:24:24
and you go? I'm back.
00:24:33
I like, see, that's where I enjoy film.
00:24:35
Like I can if I put on it. I mean, I enjoy film, of course
00:24:38
I enjoy film, but like, if I'm feeling a bit like, I'd rather
00:24:44
put on a sad film than a happy film.
00:24:47
Time Machine Sad. With Samantha Mumbai just crying
00:24:51
her. Acting.
00:24:53
She's really sad. It's about a man in the
00:24:55
Victorian times. She might be really good.
00:24:56
Sorry Samantha, Monthly she do. What?
00:24:59
She's good. I'm sure she actually is.
00:25:01
To be fair, she's a performer. Isn't it time machine could have
00:25:03
got to give the synopsis. Now it's a man, a Victorian man.
00:25:07
He's an inventor and he's like a professor scientist and he's in
00:25:10
love with this woman. And he the day that the night
00:25:14
that he proposes to her, she gets killed and he then gets
00:25:19
obsessed with building a time machine so you can try and go
00:25:22
back and save her life. And he does it and he builds a
00:25:24
time machine and he goes back and he and he realises that he
00:25:27
could, he could save her life 1000 different ways and she was
00:25:31
always going to die. And so he's his question is, why
00:25:35
can't you change the past? And then something happens and
00:25:39
he ends up going a million years into the future by accident.
00:25:43
A million, a million years into the future, in a time when the
00:25:48
human race is split into two races, those above and those
00:25:52
below. Well, I doubt I'm happy.
00:25:57
Like, just like Down Abbey. So yeah.
00:26:02
Upstairs and downstairs and all that is in the Southerners.
00:26:06
And the humans and the Morlocks and and and it.
00:26:10
Yeah, it's it's I. Don't need to watch it now.
00:26:12
No, that's the. That's it.
00:26:14
That's the premise of the movie. And Samantha Mumba lives a
00:26:17
million years in the future. Of course she does of.
00:26:21
Course she does. OK, now here we go.
00:26:23
I love, I love people watching and judging people.
00:26:29
I love that. I love it.
00:26:30
I love it. I love sitting on the tube and I
00:26:33
watch everybody get on and I love observing them.
00:26:37
Who are they, what they're doing?
00:26:38
What vibe are they giving? What are they wearing?
00:26:40
Why did you choose to wear that that specifically love it and I
00:26:46
just sit there and I have my own little.
00:26:48
Narrative. I could I could miss my stop and
00:26:49
go for miles because I'm enjoying like.
00:26:52
Creating a story for everybody observing.
00:26:55
Yeah, not like, not like. Judging isn't like, but judging
00:26:58
isn't like like creating a. Oh, maybe no.
00:27:01
Sometimes I'm judging. Yeah, just like.
00:27:02
Oh, sometimes I am like, whoa, that tattoo like, and I love it.
00:27:08
It's a girly pleasure. And you're not supposed to
00:27:10
because you're supposed to be like everybody.
00:27:12
Everybody has their own vibrant style.
00:27:14
And you're like. No, Susan, those orthopedic
00:27:17
shoes do not look good. So do you remember when you met
00:27:19
me and I was wearing my mum's orthopedic sandals?
00:27:26
But I enjoyed that that was. I was being judged for my
00:27:30
rakers. They are diamantes.
00:27:38
Why was I wearing? Them I don't know and you've
00:27:41
never. The first time I met Soph, she
00:27:43
was wearing these orthopaedic sandals diamantes, and I
00:27:47
completely judged her. I was like, oh, she's a lovely
00:27:50
little chubby lady. She's a lovely little chubby, I
00:27:55
was. Like, she's a lovely little.
00:27:57
I was driving your van as well. Yeah, I was wearing my exes
00:28:03
bomber jacket as well, so I can I get that.
00:28:06
It was like a green. Yeah, I had big aviator glasses
00:28:09
on. Yeah, my hair wasn't like a
00:28:11
Croydon facelift ponytail. You were giving but like.
00:28:15
I just needed big hoops and a Chewy and I was there.
00:28:18
The Rickers, actually, not the Rickers.
00:28:20
The Rickers don't go with nothing.
00:28:22
Went it was a. Little denim skirt, these
00:28:25
Rickers. She's not into fashion.
00:28:27
But no, I really wasn't. And I thought I was.
00:28:31
And yeah, but I was also like, what, 22?
00:28:35
Yeah. And I wasn't really sure of who
00:28:37
I was either. Like I was you.
00:28:39
You know what Your your Yeah, your outfit didn't fit your
00:28:41
vibe. It was only when I sat down with
00:28:43
you and your personality came out and I was like, oh, there.
00:28:46
She is. I was so drunk in that Nando.
00:28:49
And you were really drunk as well, which was great but but
00:28:52
but just like if I just judging you on.
00:28:55
What you were wearing, judging I was.
00:28:57
It was just a guilty pleasure. It's my guilty pleasure.
00:28:59
I love it. OK.
00:29:02
And my final one is I love gossiping.
00:29:04
I do. Funny, fun story about
00:29:06
gossiping, like, So the reason I could be completely wrong here,
00:29:12
but I'm just going to go with it anyway.
00:29:13
I'm apparently like gossiping like, was a thing that women did
00:29:18
to save each other. Like back in the olden days.
00:29:21
Yeah. So like when women got together,
00:29:23
they were like sharing and sharing information that saved a
00:29:26
lot of women, right. And yeah.
00:29:28
So that the the connotations of gossip became negative because
00:29:32
of what it was doing for the males at the time and stuff as
00:29:37
well. So yeah, yeah, being a gossip
00:29:38
and a bitch and that and they were actually was saving people
00:29:41
at women's lives and stuff. It has an evolutionary purpose.
00:29:44
Yeah. And yeah.
00:29:45
And that there's a reason that, like, it's associated with women
00:29:48
so heavily and yeah, yeah. But like, but yeah, we should be
00:29:51
feared when we get together because we are powerful.
00:29:54
Also as well. From the dawn of time, they've
00:29:56
been scared of covens and witches, you know?
00:29:58
And there's a reason. But then it makes sense why I
00:30:01
like gossiping, and it makes sense why, say, everybody loves
00:30:04
it. Who?
00:30:05
Doesn't love a little Goss, everybody.
00:30:06
Loves a Goss especially, especially if it's some it's,
00:30:10
it's like sad or macabre information.
00:30:13
No, no, we love it. And there's a reason why there's
00:30:16
a word called shadenfruit, which is German, and it means pleasure
00:30:22
derived by someone. Sorry, pleasure derived from
00:30:28
another person's misfortune. And as humans we love it.
00:30:33
They and and as an example of. This Oh my God, did you hear
00:30:36
that? Sally's like, can't Sally's
00:30:38
having it? It's like she's been cheated on.
00:30:39
She's getting a divorce. For example, a couple weeks ago
00:30:42
the couple that got caught at the Coldplay concert.
00:30:44
She's right. Yes, it is.
00:30:45
It's. Gone down the world, but why is
00:30:47
nobody kept cheating as the most common thing ever?
00:30:49
It's kind of boring, but why? It's because people enjoyed
00:30:53
other people's misfortune. Do you know what?
00:30:56
Though like I have a bit of an issue with this.
00:30:58
Like I get that it was viral. It's funny.
00:31:02
Some of the memes I've seen are really, really funny.
00:31:04
But at the end of the day, like I, we both know how it feels to
00:31:08
like, have, you know, have a partner and not be, you know,
00:31:11
whatever. Oh, it's horrific.
00:31:12
But I feel because this has been so put, it was so public and it
00:31:20
was everywhere, I feel quite sad for the wife and for the
00:31:23
children. Do you know what I mean?
00:31:25
Like, yeah, it's funny. Yes.
00:31:26
It's just that and the other. And it's like, yeah, it's really
00:31:28
embarrassing for the people that were involved.
00:31:31
And yeah, you don't get to behave like that.
00:31:32
And also that apology that was put out, as some people said it
00:31:36
was. It was real.
00:31:37
Some people say it. Was if it was real apology?
00:31:38
Because if it was, it was. Bad.
00:31:39
It was like textbook narcissist. Yeah.
00:31:41
Yeah. Like blaming it on Coldplay and
00:31:43
like, what should have been a private thing.
00:31:45
I was sort of ridiculous. No.
00:31:47
Anyway, whether that was true or not, the victims of this really
00:31:51
are the wife and the children. And like, that must be really
00:31:55
exhausting to see. So like, yeah.
00:31:57
And so I get in gossip in that sense, I think is really like,
00:32:00
it's really good and it is a good pleasure, but it is sad
00:32:02
sometimes because the collateral of it is like people, the people
00:32:05
that don't. Yeah, Yeah.
00:32:06
But. That's the psychology why it
00:32:08
went so viral when people people love it because and it's exactly
00:32:12
that word the it's we do and it's why the.
00:32:17
Similar magazines, Newspaper. Gladiators the The Roman
00:32:20
Gladiator theatre, like Colosseum, works so well because
00:32:24
people love other people's misfortune watching other
00:32:28
people. It's why we like soaps.
00:32:29
It's why we like. Oh, we love a drama.
00:32:31
We love it. We love the drama.
00:32:32
But that special life is real, like reality.
00:32:34
TV and yeah, reality TV. Oh my God, yeah, Reality TV.
00:32:38
Yeah, the magazines, the, like, gossip columns, like it's always
00:32:41
been a thing from the dawn of time.
00:32:42
But initially, apparently it was it was it was there to sort of
00:32:46
save people's lives. Yes, I could be completely
00:32:48
wrong. That might have just been a meme
00:32:49
I read on the Internet and everything is in the.
00:32:51
Internet it's a visionary trait but also we shouldn't feel so
00:32:54
bad like if you do like gossiping, if you.
00:32:56
If you do. Derive pleasure from other
00:32:57
people's misfortune. It's very normal human
00:33:00
psychology stuff. So we're normal, you're normal.
00:33:02
There's Johanna's psychology lesson.
00:33:04
We have a psychology lesson once an episode.
00:33:06
It seems you're really you've missed your calling.
00:33:11
Guilty pleasures for me. Yeah.
00:33:12
What are your guilty pleasures? Food, movies, or like
00:33:16
activities, Things that you do that you shouldn't really enjoy
00:33:19
doing, but you do. This isn't my guilty pleasure
00:33:25
but I've heard this one a lot. Like what's it called where you
00:33:31
fart under the covers and then smell it.
00:33:33
You're set like Dutch oven yourself.
00:33:36
That's not my personal 10. I've heard that one before, no?
00:33:39
That's not fine. I was like, Sophie's going in
00:33:42
today. I mean, everybody likes this man
00:33:45
of their own farts. Yeah, well, I think you can
00:33:47
stand the smell of your own. But not other people, no.
00:33:49
Do you know? There's a psychology thing for
00:33:51
that as well. Yeah, I know.
00:33:52
Because you like your own. Because it's it's.
00:33:55
It's a horn brew. No, no, it's.
00:33:56
It's out. It's outside confirmation that
00:33:59
you're alive, that you're here. Well, yeah.
00:34:01
So in the weirdest way, you like your own smell of your own farts
00:34:05
because it's like an external validation that you're alive.
00:34:07
But. Yeah, no, that's not mine.
00:34:09
Just to clarify, you don't like Dutch I?
00:34:11
Don't like I don't Dutch oven myself.
00:34:13
I was thinking because I was I was trying to find time like my
00:34:17
guilty pleasure. You must like weird things.
00:34:19
I do. My guilty pleasure is.
00:34:28
Something's really bad and embarrassing.
00:34:29
Oh God. A fan that embarrassing, a fan
00:34:32
that you like that like nobody likes?
00:34:35
That's not cool. What's not cool that you love?
00:34:37
Lots of things. Well, that's your guilty
00:34:39
pleasure. Oh God.
00:34:44
Actually got things. Oh, I was thinking about this,
00:34:47
the reverse of a guilty pleasure of like things that are not
00:34:51
cool, that you love, are things that you want to like but that
00:34:55
you don't. Cheese.
00:34:58
There you are. I want to like cheese.
00:35:01
But you don't like. It, but I don't like it.
00:35:03
Fundamentally, I don't like it, but also it doesn't like me.
00:35:06
So that's fine. You both just we both to each
00:35:08
other. Both absolutely not.
00:35:10
I used to never be able to touch it.
00:35:11
Yeah, as a touch thing. Guilty pleasure.
00:35:14
Oh, come on, I've got, I've got one because definitely with spot
00:35:16
popping is like a big guilty pleasure for me.
00:35:18
Yeah. And I love looking at like
00:35:20
people's blackheads, like on their noses and stuff.
00:35:22
Like especially like like I would go up to a stranger on the
00:35:25
tube and be like, sorry, can I just get those?
00:35:28
Can I? Like if I, if I was allowed, I'd
00:35:29
be like, I'm really sorry. Can I just, there was a guy I
00:35:31
used to work with and he used to have the best massive blackheads
00:35:35
just around that little Ridge of nose there.
00:35:37
No. And I was like, let me at them.
00:35:40
Like, that's your guilt after then.
00:35:42
Yeah. I think squeezing people,
00:35:43
squeezing and getting stuff out, squeezing people's spots is a
00:35:47
guilty pleasure and great pleasures.
00:35:54
So my things that I want to like but I don't is Marmite because I
00:35:58
always thought it's cool if you like Marmite but I don't like
00:36:00
it. You're vegetarian now as well
00:36:02
anyway, right? And it's beef flavoured, isn't
00:36:04
it? Yeah.
00:36:05
Oh, OK. Well, Vegemite.
00:36:07
So don't like Marmite? Because Marmite.
00:36:09
And there's Vegemite. I don't like jazz.
00:36:11
I want to like jazz. Feel like jazz?
00:36:14
I like jazz. Like jazz, like, like I've been
00:36:17
to jazz clubs and people have taken me to jazz clubs and I've
00:36:19
literally sat there going this. I don't this sounds horrible.
00:36:23
I like a jazz Ronnie Scott's like, yeah, I like.
00:36:26
See, I want to be cool and like jazz because cool people like
00:36:29
jazz. But if I'm really honest.
00:36:30
To no, some people are like, do you like?
00:36:32
Jazz. I don't like jazz and I I want
00:36:34
to but it just sounds. I just I need order and the
00:36:37
music and melody and I like. Oh yeah, no, I don't like the
00:36:39
scap de Gupte. Yeah, that'd.
00:36:42
When people are just free doing the jazz, yeah, it's.
00:36:44
Free doing the jazz scab? No, that's what he's doing.
00:36:46
He's free doing the jazz. I can't like it coffee.
00:36:49
I would love to be a girlie that gets a coffee.
00:36:51
I've never been to Starbucks and ordered I.
00:36:54
Never used to have coffee until my divorce.
00:36:57
Well, no, I can't. So for the last couple of years
00:37:00
coffee and I love it and I'm a bit of a coffee snob now.
00:37:03
I can't stand the never. Used to be no full on coffee
00:37:05
snob, now it happens very very quickly.
00:37:08
But I can't. One minute you're crying having
00:37:10
an espresso because you've not slept for three years. 3 One
00:37:15
minute. Yeah, but you know, you're
00:37:15
crying because like you've not slept and you're like, but.
00:37:18
How do you get past the taste? Because I vomit, I can't the.
00:37:21
Taste milk, A lot of milk, a lot of honey.
00:37:24
No, like oat milk. I don't like milk, but oat milk,
00:37:27
honey, No. You wean yourself onto it.
00:37:29
And then now I'm like, I love a little coffee when I wake up in
00:37:32
the morning. Contemporary dance.
00:37:35
Love it. I want to love it.
00:37:37
Well, I was a contemporary. Dancer.
00:37:38
I want to love it and I want to appreciate it and I'm going to
00:37:40
piss off because I know people who contemporary dance, but
00:37:43
like, I can't. I don't.
00:37:45
No, I get that. I don't enjoy.
00:37:46
It, I used to love doing it, watching it, I'd be like, this
00:37:50
is weird. It's just.
00:37:51
It's weird like it because it's expressive and it's like telling
00:37:54
a story with your. Body improv.
00:37:55
Contemporary Dance. Opera can't.
00:37:57
No, I understand it. I love that.
00:38:00
You can do that with your voice. And after 10 minutes, I'm done.
00:38:03
Ballet, Same thing. I was a ballet dancer.
00:38:05
I was a dancer. Yeah.
00:38:06
Take me to The Nutcracker. No thanks.
00:38:09
Everything that you're really good at, you don't tend to enjoy
00:38:12
watching. What me or just in general?
00:38:15
Just, yeah, just you like, you don't like like movies and
00:38:19
crafts and things. You love acting and you love
00:38:21
storytelling. It's quite hard to get you to
00:38:23
focus on a. Yeah, but that's because I need
00:38:26
like the, IT needs to have like I need to have hoovered.
00:38:29
Yeah, so. Like the room needs to be just
00:38:33
so like I can't start work if the house is a mess like I I
00:38:37
have to have like. So I mean, if I so if I do my
00:38:40
house really well, you'll watch no, if I The Time Machine with
00:38:44
me. If I come to your house, it's
00:38:46
fine, but if you've noticed, it's my house when I struggle to
00:38:48
watch a film. That's true.
00:38:49
OK, so I'll. Be So just remove me from my
00:38:52
environment and put me in somebody else's.
00:38:54
It's fine if my house is clean and I've not got anything else
00:38:56
to do or to do lists or anything, I'm there.
00:38:58
OK. I think that's quite a common
00:38:59
thing. That's interesting.
00:39:01
So I'm not throwing your Pebble away, all right.
00:39:03
I'm just. I can't focus on your Pebble
00:39:05
when my house is dead. I just need to Hoover.
00:39:08
Other people's kids really want to like them.
00:39:12
I think that's my guilty pleasure.
00:39:14
What liking people not liking? No, yeah, not liking people's
00:39:17
children. Actually, specifically, no.
00:39:20
There's a few select few that I really, really, really like.
00:39:22
Like my nieces and like my best friend's kids.
00:39:27
Other than that, when it's the school holidays and the kids are
00:39:31
off. It's horrible.
00:39:35
So yeah, I just other people's kids apparently like your own.
00:39:38
Yeah, hopefully you're not your own.
00:39:40
No, you do like you do. My closest, dearest friends are
00:39:44
absolutely not having children, adore their own and still don't
00:39:48
like other people. And the final one that I really
00:39:50
want to like, but I just, it's not, I'm not built for it.
00:39:53
Staying up late. I'd love to be one of those
00:39:55
people that it's just like, oh, what?
00:39:56
It's it's 3:00 AM, doesn't matter.
00:39:58
I'll be up at 6 for work and it's fine.
00:40:00
I can't. I can't stay.
00:40:01
Up late if you are bad without sleep.
00:40:03
I'm bad without sleep. You get rashes.
00:40:06
I get my body breaks, I get like painful spots on my tongue, I
00:40:10
get rashes and eczema and I I can't, yeah, I'm really scared
00:40:13
about having a baby. Because I need a good job.
00:40:14
You've not got 1 coming in three.
00:40:15
Weeks isn't it? I know it's a good job.
00:40:17
I'm about to not sleep but I wish I could be someone that
00:40:20
stays up late and like works into the night and burns the
00:40:22
candle and I'm like no I'm a morning person.
00:40:25
Yeah, well, I like to be in bed by 10:00 PM My best, maybe
00:40:29
that's an age thing. My best, my work thing is like
00:40:33
in the morning. Yeah.
00:40:35
No, and I wish I was a night owl because night owl sounds so much
00:40:38
cooler than a morning. Yeah, like in the movies like.
00:40:41
You've got. Like working away and they're
00:40:43
taking Adderall and they're just like.
00:40:46
No, no, no. Or people who can just like, but
00:40:48
I've always, it's not an age thing because I was like 19 and
00:40:51
it'll be like midnight in the club and they'll be like,
00:40:52
where's Johanna? Oh, she's asleep under those
00:40:54
parcel coats. So like I'd just go find
00:40:57
somewhere cosy and I would just be asleep or I'd fall like, so
00:41:00
I'm not built for the night. I'm not a vampire.
00:41:03
One of my guilty pleasures and I hate it but love it at the same
00:41:07
time. Was like maybe not so much now.
00:41:10
When I was younger, it used to come out of the club and it used
00:41:13
to just be starting to get light and you could hear the birds.
00:41:16
Nope. And I used to feel like oh, this
00:41:17
is horrible. But also like yes.
00:41:20
Couldn't work out, people did it.
00:41:21
I was. I tried my hardest.
00:41:23
I'm not built for the night. I'd be struggling by one.
00:41:25
PMI really need to be in bed. Wherever I am one PM 1:00 AM by
00:41:28
1. AM by 1:00 PM.
00:41:30
That's currently now. I go to bed really early at 1:00
00:41:33
PM and then I got to an age where I realized that everybody
00:41:37
was on cocaine. And that's how everybody stayed
00:41:40
up until like, you'd be surprised at how many people
00:41:43
actually were that you thought weren't that were.
00:41:46
Not like my little group of girls though at uni.
00:41:52
People that I wasn't I. Was just like.
00:41:54
You were, but that's surprised. How many people?
00:41:57
Yeah, in London, in London. And I was like, in London, yeah,
00:42:00
yeah. I was like, oh, that's.
00:42:02
How you guys are just staying up all through the night and into
00:42:04
the early morning and being chill about and there's me going
00:42:06
so I can't do it, sugar. She's there with the Pepsi nuts.
00:42:14
Right, we could just keep chatting for about 5 hours, but
00:42:15
we should probably roll this up. We should roll this up.
00:42:18
Because I'm worried that this the whole time the mic's not
00:42:20
been on. Fantastic.
00:42:22
So that's that for us that. Was so guilty pleasures, dear
00:42:26
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00:42:28
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00:42:31
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00:42:37
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00:42:43
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00:42:47
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00:42:48
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00:43:00
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