In this episode, it's a fist girls holiday! Actor, writer and creative Huw Samuel joins Jahannah and Sophie as Sophie reads about the time she thought her and her friends were being kidnapped on holiday. Huw tells us about the time he came face to face with an AK47 rifle in the jungle... As you do.
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Hi guys. The following podcast was
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recorded in lockdown. So you know, just forgive a bit
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of the sound. It might be a bit crap in
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places, but it is what it is. We did our best.
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So enjoy great. Like maybe I can ask for
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directions and they just kind of went past us.
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Really fast, span came back, they had AK-47 rifles and just
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start putting them on us and shouting us.
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And I was like, oh my God, like I have no idea what to do here
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when we fucked. This podcast talks openly about
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mental health, sex relationships, and various other
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personal subjects that some people may find triggering.
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Now, I know what you're thinking, so I'm just going to
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explain a little bit. Why do you mr.
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Nick, a thief. So, basically, long story short,
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when I was in year 5, I went to him with my class and a guy came
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in the changing room and stole everybody's knickers.
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So I did what any responsible ten-year-old girl would do.
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And I wrote a letter addressed to said, local pedo printed it
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off. Off and handed it out around my
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class. It contained some comedy gold.
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If I do say so, myself poetic almost.
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Yeah, not only did little Sophie right, the local paedophile.
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She also wrote to herself every day in her diary and when we
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found it we like this is hilarious.
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People have to hear this though. Your we are.
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Hi guys and welcome back to another episode of dear mr.
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Nick a thief. You've got me.
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So if you Craig and meet Janna James, she's there she was.
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Sleep and she's here. I think.
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I feel like we need a new, a new intro.
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Most like, hi guys. Hang on.
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Let's try another one. You ready?
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Try another one. Okay, go hello lovers.
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Welcome to deemas mixi with your host, Sophie, Greg, and Johanna,
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James Giada James. We'd like an audio.
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You need like a theme song to start off like secret.
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Like to have your own little fucking that's where this.
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Oh yeah. Yeah.
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And this is Hugh, he's an all-around Donovan.
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Yeah. Self better than I just did.
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What dog having me. Hue-hue Samuel bastard.
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What a bastard? Let's say it's the alien true.
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I need really is Samuel is a bastard.
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So, thank you for joining us, mr.
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Baxter, help me. Absolutely.
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I can already tell this is going to be fun.
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This is gonna be fun. So Sophie, where are we going
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today? So today, everybody buckle up
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fasten. Your seatbelts were going back
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to July the 8th 2009. My first girls holiday, we woke
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up and went down on the bus to the market, we're staying in
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bed, all mdina, by the way in Spain.
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Okay, first girls, holiday 18 year olds a guy shot without
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lovely. Jubbly to my friend who has
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because she had big breasts and asked how much she was to have
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sex with. We went down to the beach and we
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went in the sea we sunbathe and then had dinner in a Seaside.
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Hey, we went along the front and bought a rubber ring.
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We went to benalmadena, but you did know.
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You genuinely we bought rubber ring.
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If you're not heard this, we went down to the market.
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Johanna, we went to a seafront cafe, all right, everything your
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old old. So I thought that was code for
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something from the casa, a genuine.
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Okay, this is me. We're talking about, we went to
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benalmadena park with the five-person bike.
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Was broke. The five-person bike.
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What is II have? I have no idea what that means.
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You all going around on one bike.
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Maybe it's like a tandem bike. But with like 10, no, wait, five
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seats like a rickshaw. That's right.
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I mean, you know, what is it, you know, when you're on a night
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out in London, then you come out of the glove and your leather
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did the somebody out on a rickshaw like, yeah, on my bike.
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I'll take you over to go and if that have like blankets on the
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back and disco lights and like a, like a little canopy like a
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tick, I took took yeah. Yes.
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What's a rickshaw? Hey Tommy.
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I don't even know if that is a word anyway.
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It was broken. All right?
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And then we saw some tiny turtles and some very greedy
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fish. Let me win.
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Then we went shopping in the super-soul.
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We arrived back and went swimming in the pool and played
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pool Olympics, where we did see all roles, Dives knife, Fork and
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Spoon, And this I've no idea. And this is a little bit
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alarming, hear me. And my friend shift, our armpits
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at the poolside. Now, I just want to say, I've
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never did You mean what do you mean?
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I would never do that. The diary doesn't lie.
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Thank God. The police.
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I mean, did they grow that fast that?
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I felt like, I had to take my Razor down to the pool and the
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5:00 shadow by 11 a.m. I mean, I don't know.
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I hope you. This is why we can't have nice
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holidays. This is why you don't go on
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holiday with me. I'm gonna shave my armpits by
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the pool. When I've been on holiday with
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you, Johanna, I know I've never, you know, should call you out on
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it. Shaving your pubes shaving, your
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legs shaving everything imagine something.
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My mom would do I have absolutely no idea what that
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was. The only thing I can imagine is
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that we went straight from shopping and got straight into
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the pool. I must've had some raises and
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then I'm just gonna do my armpits quickly while so I have
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no idea. I, I, I mean, I do we didn't
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like, do the whole like shaving form and tap it in the pool.
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You know, like what? Yeah, but you tap it on the side
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we didn't do any of that. We'd probably just clicked,
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right? Yeah, exactly.
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Who few, I had asked that standard otherwise it would be
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gross. We had to, we had tea, which was
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chicken made by my friend. Charlotte.
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We were down to Tivoli World on cable cars and there was an evil
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pregnant. Rude, lady have no idea what
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that means. After today, we decided to get
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the cable cars up the mountain and do another sunset walk.
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When we got to the base, we bumped into this guy, another
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man and his two boys who said, who he said were his sons and we
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thought nothing of it, they seem like a nice family.
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Even brought one of us a nice pop just want to be just the one
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you just, you one guy talked more than the other.
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And he sounded like he was Dutch, we asked him to take our
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picture and he was adamant that he wanted to be in the picture
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with us. So we let him and one of these
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his sons in the picture, and then the man grabbed my bottom.
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What? Oh my God, he did it.
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He did a Taylor Swift move. Yes, they put his arm around me
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in a photo. Yeah, and then went down to my
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bunker and squeezed it and our people, man.
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I don't know. So anyway, we felt, we felt a
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little bit uncomfortable, just a bit this point and because of
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that 18, we grew up in a tiny little small town immediately.
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We were like we're gonna sell us for sex taken, want to do.
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Well, that's what I mean. Immediately was like taking my
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dad was running through my head. My dad was always like the most,
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like, be vigilant be vigilant. He sent me like a 10-page.
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Like, like, how to look? Take care of yourself when you
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go abroad, like I do. Yeah, I do.
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See are literally of dads, Liam Neeson my basically my dad was
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Liam Neeson. Um, anyway, so we immediately, I
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mean, I had just been a nice a nice couple with their sons, you
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know, enjoy. But but no immediately, we were
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like, yep. That's what they want us for.
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Somebody's already offered to buy by our other friend because
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she's got nice boobies. So, this is what's happening.
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So, anyway, we felt really uncomfortable after the grab.
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So, we like it around for an hour or so.
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Just, so they get head up. Start the head, start up the
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mountain and we wouldn't bump into them.
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So we set off but we bumped into another man.
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He had a dog that had no tail. Sophia, are you sure this wasn't
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a dream positive? I like even his even before we
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did this podcast, I messaged my girlfriends and I was like, am I
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missing anything from this story?
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So, ya know, honestly what happened and he looked very odd.
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He said, he very beautiful, very differently bees, so which we
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immediately like more sex traffickers.
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Anyway, he followed us up the mountain a bit, but eventually
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we lost him. Thank goodness, we watch the sun
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go down and made our way down a Pitch, Black Mountain, we went
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the wrong way and it took us a lot longer to get back down.
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We ended up in Germany weekend. It was so bad.
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We were up and down there and maybe like three hours.
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I mean, we did have a full-on photo shoot on the mountain but
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yeah, I'll course naturally. Absolutely.
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When we got back to the cable cars, the men and his sons were
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waiting for us after 3 hours. Yeah, it was so dark and they I
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must have been waiting nearly two hours for us because the
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walk itself was only about an hour long.
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We obviously took time to go up the mount in, we were up there
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may be best in about 45 minutes and then took a long time for us
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to come back down because we went the wrong way and it was
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dark. So they must have been waiting
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for nearly two hours for as the sun started shouting as an
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immediately. We just panicked based on the
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growth from earlier we'd already like gone.
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Ya know, these guys know we don't want to we don't want to
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speak to those people, a man groped.
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You you have every right to assume There's an intended like
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he's already crossed the line. You can fully assume these guys
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are dodgy and the fact that they're hung around to wait, for
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you. Yeah, yeah.
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I said, yeah, there's a line between between not wanting to
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offend people and then being a naive idiot that wanders in
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being like, Oh, it's fine, this gang members.
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Absolutely. It was a very strange.
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Anyway, the sun started shouting is and we immediately panicked.
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We dived into two cable cars and they ran and followed It behind
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us and jumped in the one behind. We were shouting to our friends
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in the front cable car to get a taxi as soon as they got to the
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bottom. So I was hanging out the side of
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the cable car up the window, like, get down there, get a
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taxi, don't wear goggles Huntley like this.
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And I like, what, what? Yeah, literally I do sounded we
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sounded the alarm across the whole of the Costa Del Sol.
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And so, we were shouting to your friends in the front cable car.
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Yeah, not to wait for us. We finally got to the bottom and
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ran out. I think we've been told the
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cable car operator that we were being chased.
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So what did they say was scary? I think he was just that we did
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nothing. Yeah, absolutely nothing.
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We're literally just like a lot of hysterical.
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Like small town, 18 year old girl.
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We ran to the main street and tried to flag down a taxi, but
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the little boy was chasing us still, and was shouting.
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They're here, they're here, they're here.
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We dived in the taxi and told the man just to drive.
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We made him divert a little little bit and we eventually got
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Got back and barricaded ourselves into the flat.
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What? A great day.
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The end. That's crazy.
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I mean, that's I have never been on a girls, Papa girls holiday.
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So I don't know how it's supposed to go down, but I'm mad
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not like that. Groped and check is scary when
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you're in a foreign country. Because I guess when you're in
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England, there's a level of you know that you can find safety
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with someone or like at least like like there's no, you know,
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what you are, don't you there is a language barrier.
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Police are gonna take you seriously but like, oh my God,
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being in a foreign country. Even if it's somewhere within
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the EU where it's like, you know, very funny that costed us
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all like it's full of tourists but I mean like we we thought it
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was so scary at the time, like we hyped up to be something and
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like we were just talking to my girlfriend's about it and we
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were like they might have just been, you know, quite friendly.
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But obviously maybe obviously not like maybe it was that
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overhyped a little bit. Yeah.
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He groped my bum. Like that's really inappropriate
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and he waited for us but immediately were like, we're
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going to be We sold off to the sex trades.
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Like when you thing is, when you put it, when you break it down,
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someone groped you and followed you and chased you.
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And we do you like none of? That's like, none of.
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That's like you can't. There's no way of like
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justifying it for them. Yeah.
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Let's not. Like I'm trying to very very
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bizarre know you know whatever. Like, why I'm sorry?
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I mean, I don't want to be it grabs, but I uh, once in a while
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too, it's not the same. But I used to absolutely hate
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being catcalled by like men in Vans and cars and he's the hate
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it. Until one time I remember, I
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was, I was walking home and I felt disgust I was having a
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horrible day. Like, you know, that the hair
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wasn't right, the phases of, right?
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I felt like a gremlin and I was like, walking home in the rain.
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And this, Scar went by a beat and I was like, okay.
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People like it so much. Thank you.
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I know me. I don't like the heckling and
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there's a very good way to deal with heckling?
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I found if men in Vans, they shouted obscenities.
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I just start waving and go, like, thanks for the lift Dad.
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Thanks Dad. And I makes it really weird that
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I won't have you guys got any funny stories that you've had?
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Obviously with it. Don't have to be a holiday.
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But just with your And then I mean q.
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What was your first girls holiday?
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Like I want to live. Well, me and the girls, you
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know, we have a start time, I had fun.
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I have had a lot of cool little Lads holiday you know?
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But there were girls. I've had a few of those, the
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holidays. I'll give you.
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I mean, I have several options. I have been to a.
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I remember I went to a club ones.
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I went to University in Luton right wild.
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Yes, it was pretty crazy. That And I remember being like
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really drunk at this all-you-can-drink bar at like 2
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a.m. and then my friend called me and he was like, get your
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passport, we're going to Amsterdam and I was like, but
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I'm really drunk and I have nobody.
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These like, it doesn't matter, get your passport.
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And all I remember was waking up in Bruges and we like I was so
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hungover. And then from there we drove to
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Amsterdam and it was like Queen's Day no no hotels or
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hostels open. So we had to sleep in the car
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and we just literally wandered round.
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Amsterdam for days, and days with no money just eating
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getting high and then just walking around staring.
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You know. There's like all these, you
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know, like there's the red light district and is all there like
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women. I love.
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Amsterdam is beautiful, right? So you just add all the boobies
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for free? No.
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Now, that's not where the fun came from, I respect that.
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That's great. The fun comes in when you walk
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down those places and there's all these weird CD men and those
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men, some of them can't handle like being rejected or they
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don't want to spend too much and they're like, get really angry
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and they're like spit the windows or whatever and the
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people that run that shit, they don't want it.
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So we would just kind of be sitting there eating like
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munchies, like really begs and just watching these like I guess
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their pimps. I guess they're kind of pimps
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these camps like being up people and stuff like we were.
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I think I would spit on the window we were like oh no that's
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your own private peep show. Yeah, I have one where people
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pulled AK-47 rifles on me in the middle of the Jungle.
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What? I just casually just casually, I
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mean, can you can you talk about that?
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Yeah so I was in Cambodia and oh good oh good story starts, oh I
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was in Cambodia. I Woke Up In Bruges idea.
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Go wherever the wind takes me, you know?
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I mean it was a lovely, lovely trip.
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I was like proper like you know proper traveling and all that,
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you know I was like really really into that and I still
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have but I'm just pause. So I don't I basically we were
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like I was trying to get to this like jungle is this a kind of
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what you call it but you know like they have the plankton in
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the sea that lights up blue. Yeah when you touch yeah the
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bioluminescent Plankton. I wanted to see that and We were
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going to this like middle of a jungle where we took this like
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hot to sleep in and which by the way, was has no windows or
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anything. So it's just when you go in at
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night with your light all you see is the eyes of massive
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spiders everywhere that's like basically the aim was to go into
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this plate. This place that literally it's
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like a nature reserve like right in the middle of the Jungle but
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like no, we're in the middle of nowhere and it's It was like
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super cheap that's like but, you know, I luminescent Plankton and
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I had no idea really obviously how to get this bit.
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So, got taxi, which I thought was the smartest thing.
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Like, you know what? I do here, you know, and he
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would be like, oh yeah, of course.
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Like is where they always say. Yeah.
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Because they want the, the job, right?
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Yeah. They're like other that I have
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no fucking clue, but getting will drive.
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Yes. And that's right.
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Anyway, it was like rainy season in the, in the jungle and in the
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Cambodia. So everything was super wet and
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at once we sort of got a bit kind of into the jungle, where
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there's this like Road it was just all this car was just
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sinking and he was like I'm not going any further and we were
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like oh but we don't know where we are and he couldn't really
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understand the saying. But anyway, dropped us off in
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the middle of the Jungle and he's like, just go that way and
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like point he can to the juggle just like, just go that way.
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Like okay sidewalk in with like Of bags, it's raining sinking in
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all the mud and the sand. And just I have no idea if we're
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even like in the right place, going the right way, no one to
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be seen nothing and I'm just like oh this is a horrible place
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to get stuck here. If it's something goes wrong,
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it's not get darker as well. Like it's like you know and this
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like motorbike just started coming down the road and was
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like, oh great like maybe I can ask for directions and they just
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kind of went past us really fast.
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Came back, they had AK-47 rifles and just start putting them on
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us and shouting at us. And I was like, oh my God, like
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I have no idea what to do here when we fucked and then they
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like the one in my pockets, took my passport.
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And I was like, I was like, we're getting mugs like we're
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getting mugs and then they took a picture of the possible and
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gave it back to me and then they drove off and what?
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Yeah, I was just left there in the jungle.
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Like, I don't know what happened, but I was, you know,
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it's on edge and carried on walking and then when I got to
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the eventually found this like plays which is Beautiful by the
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way and I said that'll woman. I was like these guys, they they
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pulled rifles on me and she was like oh yeah yeah they like
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protect the jungle. Like they make sure that
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whoever's coming in, they know who's coming in and if you if
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you're doing stupid stuff and they'll know who you are it's
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like they protected by law and stuff that but there but there
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are private companies. So they're not in outfits or
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They're just guys in hoodies the motorbike and take a similar
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thing. Happened to me in Peckham and
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Peck earlier middle of the Jungle of pick a million things,
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go through your head. You know, you're just it's
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sitting there and someone points a gun at you just like oh you
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have no idea what you're saying, but, yeah, I had a few sketchy
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experiences in Cambodia to be fair.
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Like I remember, I went, like I remember what I went on a
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tuk-tuk and, and there was like, a map where they were like
00:20:36
tourists, you know, Jordan what tourist things do.
00:20:38
To do and he was like pointing to this like picture of like a
00:20:41
kid and his dad at a gun range like shooting guns and stuff.
00:20:44
He's like, don't do this. Let's say yeah.
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Okay, yeah and he drove us into the middle of some jungle where
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he had to like build Bridges with like logs and things to get
00:20:52
over B in the tuk-tuk. We got there and all it was was
00:20:55
just this like middle of jungle like made up Warehouse thing
00:21:00
that they built themselves and all these guys had piled weapons
00:21:03
from the Vietnam War. So there's just piles of old
00:21:06
m---sixteens and and rocket. Punches and stuff and they're
00:21:09
like what you want and then I got there and they were like,
00:21:12
it's $250. I was like and I was just there
00:21:16
with a dodgiest looking people. They had they were smoking weed
00:21:19
as well which is like super illegal there.
00:21:22
And yeah I didn't want to leave without paying.
00:21:26
I just felt like it was at that point where we the guy drive us
00:21:29
all the way there though. There was no one else I have
00:21:31
these weird guys like what you want to shoot a rocket launcher
00:21:34
and I was like, I'm not shooting for the Vietnam War that's Kind
00:21:38
of blow up in my face. So I just shot a rifle loads and
00:21:42
then left 250 dollars poorer some 50.
00:21:47
That's crazy. And this podcast is sponsored by
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the Cambodian touristy. Great country by the way.
00:21:56
Oh my goodness. The public the public.
00:22:03
They're funny. Holiday stories.
00:22:04
I have got a bunch in, but I was just thinking about me and my
00:22:07
family. What is like the funny?
00:22:10
What's the first story that comes to mind?
00:22:12
And I think it was back in when I was like 5 and my parents, we
00:22:17
lived in Canada and we used a holiday around Canada and we
00:22:20
were driving once on like an interstate and we stopped
00:22:23
because there was this huge turtle in the road, like a huge
00:22:29
Turtle, like the size of like a small Fiat 500 or something was
00:22:32
massive, and it was in the road and my parents were like, well,
00:22:35
we can't leave it in the road, bless it.
00:22:37
What we gonna do. Do.
00:22:39
And so they got out and my dad was like, you know, thinking how
00:22:43
can I move this massive Turtle across the road?
00:22:46
And remember, we were in the car, like, looking at this
00:22:47
turtle and then I think my dad was getting really close to it
00:22:51
and who's going to shift it and then other people coming on the
00:22:54
other side, the road they stopped.
00:22:55
And ran out and were like, no, no, no.
00:23:00
And they were like, no, it's are you from here?
00:23:02
It's a snapping turtle. These things have these huge
00:23:05
come out and they can just take off a hand or an arm.
00:23:08
That's so dangerous. I've heard so just leave it
00:23:12
there with my dad being like, Oh, I'm just gonna move this,
00:23:13
poor Turtle to the other side of the road.
00:23:16
And so yeah. Luckily, these people happen to
00:23:18
come by and stop. My dad's arms from getting
00:23:20
snapped off. But yeah, I was asleep in the
00:23:24
car like definitely lost an arm, but what a holiday?
00:23:29
This is your dad. Just loses my childhood.
00:23:32
It's a turtle. Here is the part of the show
00:23:44
where we asked the audience to get in contact with their
00:23:47
stories or questions or problems.
00:23:50
And we've had a couple of bangers in.
00:23:51
So these were some funny holiday highlights.
00:23:54
A couple were on holiday and they crashed a Class of 84 high
00:23:59
school reunions and people thought they remembered them and
00:24:03
they were happy to see them after all the years and they
00:24:05
just pretended for the evening to be like George, how are you?
00:24:10
And these people were so I guess like the not afraid to not
00:24:14
remember someone that they pretended, they knew them and
00:24:17
they'd a great night. So I'm like, God that's awesome.
00:24:19
Amazing crashing. That's hilarious every day.
00:24:22
It's like a movie exactly, another one.
00:24:26
From Instagram said that he sat next to an absolute cutie on his
00:24:31
flight and was was like, loving the fact that he was getting to
00:24:34
talk to this girl. And then the flight attendant
00:24:37
asked, if he wanted coloring pens, he was 24.
00:24:41
Oh my God, the Toby minute? Well, they thought you was a
00:24:44
kid. Yeah.
00:24:46
He's trying to impress these hot girl next to him and then they
00:24:49
offered him. What would your husband coming
00:24:50
pins? She's like, that's hilarious.
00:24:53
I'm sorry, whole, I need to know what his diet is, right?
00:24:57
Because I'm pushing 30, and I would I'd love to be mistaken
00:25:01
for a child like don't don't don't you don't want that.
00:25:05
Trust me. I've grown up looking so young.
00:25:08
Like I got, I got id'd one. It's too hot for buying the
00:25:11
Karate Kid, which is a 15, by the way, and and they refused to
00:25:15
sell it to me for it. And I was like, you think I'm
00:25:17
14? You think I 14?
00:25:20
And then I had to get a friend to go in and buy it.
00:25:25
Oh, I was like 20 something obvious like in my early
00:25:28
twenties like I was like 23 but I've alike I learned, I don't
00:25:32
look so young now. But like if I shave like my,
00:25:35
even when I had like an agent and stuff like they would always
00:25:37
put me forward for castings. Like, kid shows like Disney.
00:25:40
Plus like and shit. And I went into this Disney
00:25:42
casting and it's just all these like 12 year olds and they were
00:25:45
like make yourself look young and I'm there, like I just look
00:25:47
like a paedophile, I do not belong here to get the part.
00:25:52
I love get id'd. Like I used to get so offended
00:25:55
when I was like sort of like 18, maybe 17 or maybe even up to
00:26:00
sort of 22, I got offended. The minute, I got over 25 years
00:26:03
here idea. Mike, absolutely.
00:26:04
There we are. 29. You thought I Was Eighteen or
00:26:06
Seventeen. Did you think you'd take it
00:26:08
back? You know?
00:26:12
When you're going through and you're buying something like
00:26:13
medicine or alcohol and if flags up you need assistance and then
00:26:16
the assistant comes over and they can press this big button.
00:26:19
That says clearly looks over 25 and every time they just press
00:26:24
it and they don't ask me. I'm not you didn't even ask to
00:26:30
check out. You won't even be polite clearly
00:26:32
looked over 25. She's fine.
00:26:35
She's old and you get to the point where were like 14 was
00:26:39
still going to the checkout. Just so the computer asks us if
00:26:42
we're 25th and we have a problem scenario that I don't we.
00:26:56
So some of our instead I got drunk with a friend and we
00:27:00
booked 1-pound flights to Bali which I paid for.
00:27:04
Now I fallen out with said friend and she's refusing to pay
00:27:08
for her half of the ticket or do I Oh, I do.
00:27:11
What would you do? What do you think she should do?
00:27:13
Or he? She or he.
00:27:14
Oh God. Did I've heard this before?
00:27:17
I've heard this a lot and there's many reasons, like no
00:27:21
good solution because when you think about it, if I was going a
00:27:24
whole day with someone and they bailed out, I'd be like you have
00:27:27
to pay for your heart, you know I mean mmm but also like I know
00:27:31
people who have like falling out they like on good terms because
00:27:34
if they fall out over it then they're not going to want to
00:27:36
like they're gonna be like well I paid for if I'm paying for
00:27:38
that, I'll still go. And then I've seen people Break
00:27:40
up, and then neither of them want to, you know, pay for their
00:27:43
half off. So they end up going on holiday
00:27:45
together even though they hate each other and stuff.
00:27:48
You know, I don't know what to do in that situation.
00:27:50
Would you sell the ticket times or like?
00:27:53
So either you have to find somebody with the exact same
00:27:56
name. So I remembered.
00:27:57
So there's a guy whose girlfriend broke up with him and
00:28:00
he found another like Sandra Johnson on Facebook and they
00:28:05
ended up going on holiday. I like nothing happened.
00:28:08
No romance or anywhere. That would have been a great
00:28:09
story. So yes.
00:28:10
So either you find someone else with the exact same name and
00:28:14
only cost 50 quids to change in air.
00:28:16
That's the principle. Sophie Ryanair, a name change
00:28:20
can be 250 pounds. It's now there's and there's
00:28:23
admin fees or they can they can charge you as well like the
00:28:26
price of the ticket, like, if they're the tickets got more
00:28:28
expensive, they can charge you the extra or the other option.
00:28:31
I saw a guy do online, so rather than paying the 250 Ryanair fee,
00:28:36
he went to deep hole and changed his name.
00:28:40
Because somebody and he he changed it by Depot to from 35
00:28:45
pounds. So he was able to go on the
00:28:47
holiday. I was like genius, Phineas not
00:28:50
buying your passport as well, you know?
00:28:52
I mean like is it name changes on passport-free because it's a
00:28:55
name change. You still have to buy the
00:28:56
passport for like 50 Quid. Wow.
00:28:59
But it, right. I think it depends going back to
00:29:01
your, the, the girl, what that like, you kind of touched on it,
00:29:04
what they fell out over, and who's fault who's at fault as
00:29:09
well, like, if your You're like, he said, if you're good terms
00:29:12
and there should be no issue, should just be like, yeah, he
00:29:14
go, there's the money back for it, or I'll help you find
00:29:17
somebody to fill the city, but if it's the fault of the person
00:29:19
that's bought the ticket, that's when it becomes a bit tricky.
00:29:22
If you've been like a bit of a horrible person or you've done
00:29:25
something wrong here with their grandma or something like yeah,
00:29:28
yeah, you'd slept with like the partner, then the grandma.
00:29:40
Changing in by Depot, change your past fall.
00:29:42
I don't know, find another school.
00:29:45
So did you know what? This is the, this is probably
00:29:47
that the soundest advice I could give and that is, is that you
00:29:51
could always always make more money cut, take that from
00:29:55
someone who is very poor, it's not so just throw the tickets
00:30:02
away. I just realized why I'm poor
00:30:08
ticket. Some people are not going.
00:30:10
Going anywhere, I love it, maybe I'll do it.
00:30:25
I'll set up a new Instagram account Financial advice from
00:30:28
here. It would just be me and has to
00:30:29
be like Frodo. I said for PayPal link.
00:30:31
Send it here, or you can just say, you can always make more
00:30:34
money is the answer for every problem.
00:30:37
So, whatever the problem is, you, you're, you're a big This
00:30:40
not UJ like I've always been like, I need some help in
00:30:43
Josh's, like, just took money out.
00:30:44
It will fill with it later. Like, it's like, she's married
00:30:46
to, we'll deal with it later. We'll deal with it.
00:30:49
No, it was the. It is probably the best advice
00:30:52
that got given to me by an ex boyfriends, dad.
00:30:56
He was very wise, man. And he said to me, you know
00:30:59
what, sometimes you just have to Chuck money at problems to make
00:31:02
it go away and rather than stressing over the problem
00:31:06
because you can actually create more anxiety stress at the
00:31:09
problem. Actually, if you You step back,
00:31:10
isn't that huge? Will you remember in five years?
00:31:12
And he's totally right. Sometimes, you just got to throw
00:31:15
money at problems, and make them disappear, my wife's, really
00:31:18
unhappy. It's all right.
00:31:19
I'm going to buy her a necklace. That's okay.
00:31:26
I know what you mean. If you have a fine or if you
00:31:29
get, you get fined and you get this at you like you know what,
00:31:31
I could fight this. I could be angry.
00:31:33
I was going to get me angry or I could just do it like a release,
00:31:37
the money and be like, you know what, I can make more money and
00:31:39
then I can crack on My day and be happy or you can spend the
00:31:42
rest of the day like this. And I was like, it's true.
00:31:44
Sometimes you gotta just throw money.
00:31:45
Yeah, it is, I got a parking ticket and then ignored in the
00:31:50
parking ticket, which were private limited company and I
00:31:52
Googled it. And I'm like, yeah, ignore,
00:31:53
ignore, ignore. So I ignored them, but I know
00:31:56
them so much. Even though I was packing in my
00:31:58
own space for my flat, but because I didn't address it and
00:32:01
say, that's my space, I ignored it.
00:32:04
And because there was so many in the end, long story short, I
00:32:09
ended up with a CCD Jay. I didn't know about and then so
00:32:13
it's like a kind of anything uh Finance.
00:32:18
I kept trying to be like why can't I get my own mobile phone
00:32:20
contract? Like, what's going on?
00:32:22
And then I did a credit check and it was like, oh you gotta
00:32:24
see c.j. for like a year and a half.
00:32:26
I was like, what are not the court and they're like, oh, it's
00:32:29
these parking tickets and I was like, so I rang up my old
00:32:31
building and they like if you'd have just come to us and said we
00:32:34
did canceled. It sounds like yeah, I should
00:32:37
have just paid £30 and run with it.
00:32:39
Shouldn't know they're like yeah.
00:32:40
But pounds you know Sophie the moral of the story is you can
00:32:46
always make more money more than story is you can't trust the
00:32:51
system right off to Bali. No.
00:33:01
It's been awesome. It has thank you so much for
00:33:05
joining us here. We had a boat.
00:33:07
Thank you guys for having me so far.
00:33:09
I love you guys. You guys are the best.
00:33:10
Seriously, you really love you, wo the bad.
00:33:13
We should all go girls holiday. Yeah.
00:33:15
Absolutely. To Costa Del Sol.
00:33:18
That's a shooting range. That sounds nice.
00:33:27
I'm going to fire a fire. A rocket from the Vietnam War.
00:33:31
Then no. And then we'll fall out and then
00:33:33
we'll fall out and you and then you can't get a ticket back
00:33:36
home. So yeah, that's it.
00:33:38
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00:33:51
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00:33:55
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00:34:11
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00:34:22
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00:34:24
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00:34:28
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00:34:31
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00:34:34
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00:34:36
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