Welcome back to a mini third series of Dear Mr. Knickerthief. This time Sophie and Jahannah are joined by radio DJ Will Richards as we open the diary and delve into 10 year-old Sophie's hilarious 'crazy life of fame' as her and her bandmates become the talk of the school, because obviously they were a really super famous girl band called The Crazy Kids. No autographs please!
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So, the first our top hit was called, love me, baby.
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Why would a child called a song? That what is going on?
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It goes, It goes. It goes, love me baby.
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Cause I love you. Love me, baby, and I hope you do
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love me. Love me.
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What you think? I asked?
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One of the first boy. Are you from Texas?
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This podcast talks openly about mental health, sex
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relationships, and various other personal subjects that some
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people may find triggering. Now, I know what you're
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thinking, so I'm just going to explain a little bit.
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Why do you miss to make a thief? So basically long story short,
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when I was in year 5, I went swimming with my class and a guy
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came in a changing room and stole everybody's knickers.
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So I did what any responsible ten-year-old girl would do.
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And I wrote a letter addressed to said, local pedo printed.
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It off and handed it out around my class.
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It contained some comedy gold if I do say so myself poetic
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almost. Yeah not only did little Sophie
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writes the local paedophile. She also wrote to herself every
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day in her diary and when we found it we like this is
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hilarious. People have to hear this Soul.
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Here we are. Hello everyone and welcome back
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to another episode of Dear Miss Nikki Thief.
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I'm Sophie and johana know Welcome to screw up.
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The first of all I could I'd like I was like, where is it?
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Is she going to introduce herself?
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I don't start that again. Hi, everyone.
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Welcome back to Dear Miss - the podcast.
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I'm Sophie Craig, I'm Johanna James, and today.
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Well done by a lovely radio. DJ, I'm presenter word.
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Will Richard, Richard? That's the biggest, welcome.
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I've ever had in my life. I was expected to drumroll as
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well in that part. Thank you.
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How are you? How is everyone?
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All right. Well, great, thanks.
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How are you? Good.
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I'm okay. I'm very good.
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In fact, because positive mental attitude here, that's what it's
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all about. Pretend you're happy, no, no.
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Make it till you make it. Yeah, no, I'm actually okay.
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I'm actually okay. I'm excited because I've heard
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your podcasts and now I'm Moaning.
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Now. Right now, I'm on it in the hot
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seat. Hey, something will go straight
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into it. I had the worst Christmas ever.
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Thanks for asking, honestly. Honestly, it was terrible.
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I'll tell you for what. Do you wanna know why?
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I'll tell you? Yes, he's because I'll explain
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is because I got ill, not covid. I had three tests wasn't covid.
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I got so ill from about three or four days before Christmas,
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until about four, or five days after Christmas, I didn't have
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Christmas dinner. I lost like a stone and a half
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plus side, that's good. Not in a healthy way but yeah I
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just that was the worst Christmas ever but I'm okay with
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it because it was pretty very bad for most people.
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I think what was it like? Yeah influenza okay a man flu I
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believe actually Big Boy, flu adult flu.
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I've not had flu from a flu for. I'm gonna say 15 years.
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That's not a stretch. I've it was sweaty since it was
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no need for that. You're mad.
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I'm the lady. I just haven't, I haven't heard
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it. I used to clean my microwave.
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I found out retrospectively with Boston bleach and now she's
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radioactive the spray I was using and I would clean my
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microwave and every day I would mitotic.
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So I don't like tea and coffee and so I have hot ribena like a
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pot squash and I warm it up in the microwave and sometimes my
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food and my drink would have a slight tinge of bleaching and
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It's like okay, so in this benefits, you I think that's why
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it's not the flu. I think me sort of having a tiny
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tiny, dose of bleach for a year or so, I don't know.
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That's what I can come up with. So I do recommend.
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Anybody does disclaimer? No, I think it's a good idea
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here in just bleach debating, whether or not to keep that in.
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Oh my goodness. Definitely do not.
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So I 1 I this is me trying to adult in my early 20s, I cleaned
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my microwave of bleach and I also washed my clothes with only
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conditioner for like five years. I wasn't using detergent, not
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knowingly, not knowingly. I thought it melts nice, isn't
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it? And there's no, I actually read
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it one day and it was fabric softener is like, I've been I've
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been there and it was embarrassing for me.
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I'll myself because I'm thinking, you know.
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Yeah, freshest comes in the game, no worries about it.
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It. You know, we're at once, Chuck
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it in the bin, not a problem. But it's all because I was using
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purely little and I was all other brands are available.
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I wasn't using the the sudsy bit.
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I was just using the soft and smooth bit.
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I was honestly stroke herbal, but not clean.
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Yeah, just a dirty soft person and there's nothing was to be
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indestructible and not clean. I think you know.
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Okay guys, I'm an absolute loss guys.
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See you later. How much content do you need?
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There might not be a lot you can use so right.
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So today Sophia We're gonna go back in time.
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Oh yeah, pills of sofas diary. We are we're diving back in two
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Primary School to the primary school.
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The premier a, the golden days. I love my beloved Primary
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School. It's just brilliant.
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And a no worries. Ya know, like and your biggest
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responsibility was your goldfish or your hamster, Jeremy, I
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killed them. Both, not intentionally.
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That's how I wrong that came out really wrong.
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Yeah, I killed them both. Both.
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But then I didn't mean it like that.
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I didn't remind you something I want to bring up with with you
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girls, right? Go on.
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I know that you go over this in the, in the start and your intro
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to the podcast. But how did somebody get away
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with cheating stealing children's underwear from a
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swimming pool? What on Earth happened?
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And how did that go down? And why is that man in prison?
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We might well be well he might well be, you know him?
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No no no God, no basically you don't, I just go swim in when
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you're like a kid, you have you swimming lessons for these
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school? So yeah, we all just went down
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at the swimming baths. Oh, got changing.
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The changing rooms went through swim.
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Got out and all of our Android been stolen.
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That's messed up. See if that Now I'm a novice.
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Oh my God. It be its it just shows how much
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times have changed. Yeah, it's crazy.
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The Uproar in the streets was then the parents just went
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across never taught by anyone, do it for the kids.
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Exactly. And, you know, I was got it
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about as well because you know what happened when my knickers
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book. I remember going there and being
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like, okay, we've got be careful Bud, were black and I went to my
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new blue jacket and that got stolen from there, as well.
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So, there's also, it wasn't just underwear, not on, this is
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another time. I think people just like, yeah,
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it just, it was Rife. It was Rife Rife with thieves
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and pedophiles. Oh my goodness.
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I don't know. Shall We Begin?
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Yes, this is cold. The time we were famous the
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attesa of the name of my diary. By the way, you'll have to
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explain that but okay, today was amazing.
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Our band is now becoming famous. I feel like I should explain a
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bit of a backstory to this is called the crazy kids, okay?
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Oh wow. Yeah, kids crazy kid and like,
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are you? What are you?
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Kind of goth. Punk emo.
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You can't pour it PopCap. Yeah.
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She was heavily inspired by the Spice Girls.
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I feel crazy kids and we all had names for the band.
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I can't remember what mine was. I have to get back to you on
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that. But I do talk about it later.
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Crazy spice right now. It might have been like crazy,
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my my, my My might be like crazy because I wasn't a role within
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the band. What were you?
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I was I was the founder. Yeah.
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I was the recessed, the songwriter.
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Yeah. You know we kind of all kind of
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all pitched in equally there but shared her.
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Okay, you can actually sing Sophie.
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Hmm. So that's very kind.
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No, I didn't say well hold your horses now so you can actually
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think so. Can you give us a verse?
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I want. Two crazy.
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Kids songs actually remember to go for it.
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No way. I do I remember two of them.
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So the first our top hit was called, love me, baby.
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Why would a child called a song? That what is going on?
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It goes, It goes, It goes love me, baby, cuz I love you.
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Love me, baby. And I hope you do love me.
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Love me. What you think.
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Our hats one of the first boy. Are you from Texas?
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What happened there? Oh anyway, Simon Simon Cowell,
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might have something to say. Wow, thanks.
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I mean we were famous. Hang on a minute, guys.
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So basically what happened was one afternoon.
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We were in the playground and we decided right enough's enough.
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We're creating a band. This is it with a crazy kids and
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that was it over lunch time. And I decided that the next
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obviously best step to do after we made up a song in the
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playground over first sort of like a first break time.
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The next natural step to do was obviously to get some PR so I
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wrought. What?
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Before you did any of the writing rehearsals?
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Yeah, man. Yeah, yeah, the next natural
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step. Of course, was PR being the
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entrepreneur that I am. I decided that I would write a
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letter to my local newspaper and say hi.
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Good start. Yeah.
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Hi. My name is Sophie.
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I'm in a band were called the crazy kids and we'd like to be
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in the Epi basically, I wish I could find that letter.
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I'm going to angle have to be like, can you find this letter?
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Anyways, it was always the letter with you so and, you
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know, I'm a writer. I just leave it normally, like,
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when something happens in England or we like, you know,
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let's make a cup of tea. So if he's like, I'm going to
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write a letter, I'm gonna put a spanner in the works.
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Oh, I hate tea. Oh, I hate tea.
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Yeah, we don't like Tina Knowles, he but not a normal
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couple. A black strong espresso.
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I'm yours. No.
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No, I'm not a coffee either. Yeah, that's why I teach in the
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microwave. Bleach is all you.
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Please do not drink bleach. I am I.
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So I sent this letter off in the post with a second class stamp
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and sure enough. I got a phone call from the
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evening mail. Now, and they said, look, thank
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you. We received your letter, they
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must have absolutely pissed themselves.
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When they got this letter, like, in the in the thing, but they
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humid it and they rang the wrong, the house and they said,
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oh my God. Yeah, of course, we'll come
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down. And we'll take a picture says,
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oh my God couldn't went to school the next day and was like
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a picture. That's it, guys, guys, this is a
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very big deal. We've got the newspapers coming
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round two. Tonight, they're coming to take
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a picture in the back Garden. So, of course, we're about four
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more recruits for the crazy kids, at that point when they
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realize that they were getting famous.
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So yeah, I'm still pretty big and and they all came around.
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We stood in my back Garden in our best Sunday clothes and held
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a guitar that was far too big for us.
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And We've never played the guitar in our life and took a
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picture. Well sang A Little Bit of Love
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Me, Baby for them on my patio and they left, I've just got
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this brilliant image in my head of you a few others and the cast
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of basically Tracy Beaker in your back garden with a giant
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guitar. Thank you.
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Giselle fucking know. I've made it.
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You won't believe it. Would I need to show you this
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picture. I will I'll find this picture
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and this is Solutely brilliant and I'll find it for you.
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I will I'll send it over to you guys.
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I'll make sure I'll pop it on our socials as well and so yeah,
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that was mine as well. Yes.
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Okay so that is that's the bit of backstory of the crazy kids.
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So we'll carry on our band is now becoming famous.
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All the de ladies printed out. Our picture from the evening
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mail and posted it around the dinner hole.
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Mrs. McCoy even asked for our autographs.
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She was the Milady. Yeah.
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Pretty big. She was an instigator.
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Who is this woman? Yeah, I know, do blesses.
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We like lining up for the god, get a lighter mash and oh, no.
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Actually, what was it? Yeah, probably mash.
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And probably like turkey dinosaurs and stuff.
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You just before Jamie one of the ruined him and took all the
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sugar out of them or whatever. It was, doesn't matter back to
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it. Get back to Italy and turkey
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dinosaurs and Semolina rack dinosaurs.
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Not fair. Anyway.
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Yeah. So mrs.
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McCoy had put up all these pictures Around the dining hall
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and we will go out and stood next to the pictures.
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As we lighten up, guys. Anyway, we made up a new song in
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the playground today. I came up with it last night in
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bed, a man was in the bath. So I went in and asked for a pen
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and paper so I could write it down.
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So I wouldn't forget. Oh, sorry.
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You said my mom was in the bath. Yeah, my mom wasn't so bad.
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He said A man was all sorry, Mom, my mom and it sounded like,
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yes. Northern I forget, I forget
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sometimes. I'm talking to, Sofia, numbness,
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like was a man of the bath and why'd you walked in there and
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I'm Leigh oh no, it was her mother makes sense.
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There's no way. I went to the bath to ask her
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for pen and paper when it's clearly not in the bathroom,
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bless her heart. There was a man in the bath and
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he had all of my underwear. It's blue and black vote wearing
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it. Squeezed right into it making
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weird images. Anyway, I went in to ask for a
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pen and paper so I could write it down.
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So I wouldn't forget. It's cold.
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Rock and roll baby. Wow, the baby's a little bit.
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You're right. I actually realize now thinking
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about it that this was Different lyrics, but put to the tune of a
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very famous song. I didn't realize, I didn't
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realize I'll behave yourself course you did.
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You only know, four songs and one of those turkey fried
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chicken song? It went like this rock and roll,
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baby, rock and roll, baby, rock and roll to the bottom of his
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soul rock and roll baby but I've not.
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Got the tune. So if he was trying to be
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something from Greece, what's the, what is going on?
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You keep saying baby, it's getting weird.
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I know every is the album you should have been called the
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crazy babies. Yeah.
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All that word of it. Actually that me and my, my best
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friend made up cold. I know.
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And it was like, I know that, you know, that I know.
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I love you like. Yeah.
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I'm pretty sure Cheryl Cheryl Tweedy Cheryl Cole.
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Cheryl one of them. Yeah did a song about that.
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She must have heard it. She must have.
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Yeah. Nicked it from you.
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Yeah. I need to like look into the IP
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of that and stuff could be a gold.
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Mine of my royalties. The you heard it here first?
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Guys, you heard it here. I know Lyle has a very very
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Catchy. Oh my goodness.
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Anyway, our first. So yeah, it's called Rock and
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Roll. Baby, Love Me.
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Baby was our first hit song which you have all heard.
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Now the only Annoying Thing is clear, quit the band today.
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Damn it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Maybe she know that. You feel the first quit the band
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and go solo. You're more likely to be
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successful. So Sherry Halloween cough?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Very very well. Yeah.
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Anyway yeah I mean listen to this Steph said she wanted to be
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in the band instead so I cut out Clair's face in the photo of our
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fridge and drew a picture of Steph Drew.
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Literally why don't you just use another photo of her?
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Because I was eating half time. I went home a lot of changed
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between lunchtime and getting home for Mighty.
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Yeah, and step Claire would quit.
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The Band, it was too late. The fort would already gone to
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print. Everybody's been flashed around
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the school. My mom would put it on the
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fridge and I thought Claire's there and she just quit.
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So I'll cut her face out. Drew a nice picture of Steph and
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I put her face on it. Behind it solved an entrepreneur
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at me, head of PR, that's what they call me.
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Steph said she wanted to be in the band so I cut out, Clair's
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face in the photo on our fridge and drew a picture of Steph.
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She likes pot and is the best. I in our class saw her new name
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is Striker. Wow, Midtown was in the wrong
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School. Obviously, I'm a lot younger
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than you saw. Might not even be alive when you
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in primary school but I would if I was of the same age as you, I
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would have been in the wrong school.
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I would have loved to have been with Steph and Claire.
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I would have cracked Claire, one leaving the band like that.
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Unbelievable left us in the lurch like, I mean, that is a
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very intense nickname for it's a good note.
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So we had names for like the band's, you know.
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You have like pot rice. Scary Spice.
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Yeah, bye. What was yours?
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That's why I mean I can't remember, I definitely know her
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as a striker and I remember having that Revolution lying in
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the bath thinking. Hmm that night we like mmmm what
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could steps name be for the band and I was like of course
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Striker. Make a lot of this stuff is in a
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bath, isn't it? Yeah, whether it's a domestic
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bath. I do some of my best thinking in
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the bath. It's an aquatic themed.
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We'll leave that there and then I sign it off with well, Take a
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selfie and that is the end of that, diary entry and the start
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of the crazy kids and the end to be fair.
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I really don't know yet. Wait, I thought we were going to
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build into a career. It was over as quickly as it
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started will. Once we got.
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Well the thing is the the Highlight, the peak of the Crazy
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Kids was getting a photo in the evening mail.
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And then after that the songwriting very quickly joined
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dwindled and and we were never to be heard of again, but you
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also claim that I'm just thinking about that about the
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newspaper over there. Must be really not a lot going
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on. No, it's not paper Department.
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I'm also out of what's happening right now in the world, you've
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got a paedophile, breaks into a swimming pool and steals all the
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little girls underwear. That doesn't even break a
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headline anywhere. And yet, they're like all, but
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there's a band of these the kid, right to them.
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Less than that. When I remember, when I last
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went home over a year or two ago and, you know, like you get the
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little what, like, the little like the signs outside of like
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newsagents where it's like not the headlines and stuff.
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The headline for the paper that day was stopped feeding.
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Our asses was on one side and the other side said free, greg
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sausage roll with today's evening mail and they were the
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headlines. So you can imagine that's just
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the North in a headline, isn't it?
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Yes. Literally that is you just a bit
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of my eyes the entire Nothin one headline and I can I can well
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number one, I really fancy sausage meat and cheese melt now
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don't feed narrow else's, don't feed.
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It are There's and then the other one was free, sausage roll
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with a deer's evening mail and a bet you're the one.
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The next day, said stop feeding. Our asses sausage roll is
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upsetting because I never been famous.
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What's the most famous thing you've ever done will?
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I don't know. Probably your radio show.
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That your host every morning plan on breakfast and some lady
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where six everybody video Chelmsford sorry your jumps for
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is quite know that everyone does that.
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Thanks for the plug for different radio station.
00:21:17
I appreciate it. What's that?
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I don't think. I don't think I've ever been in
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the newspaper I have but not just for me, you know.
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Did you not like to the local newspaper would be?
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No people didn't do that in the South.
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No. Okay we didn't.
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I am a PR genius. I don't think I've ever been in
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the newspaper. I've been because there's like
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some of the stuff we do online and whatever.
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I've been, I've had some weird recognizing moments that I've
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had some very strange one at those of you people, recognize
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you. Yeah.
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So what that's the weirdest one. So I'm we are like, you know,
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we're all online people see our faces more often than the
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average person. That's the best way to explain
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it. I the term famous.
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I don't think where I'm at that point.
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The what I'm saying is I'm click Kevin Hart as a brilliant sketch
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on it. It's called click famous when
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you see someone and you go. Oh yeah.
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So I think that's the that's the highest point of ever got
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really, and the worst thing is, I found out in my later at out
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years. I look a little bit like Lee
00:22:25
Ryan from Blue. Yes you do.
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Gosh I've several times on a night out locally people have
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gone. Are you Lee Ryan?
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I've because they'll look at you because I know that face I've
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seen that guy before and then someone go well he looks like
00:22:40
Lee Ryan and they're not holy shit.
00:22:42
Are you Lee Ryan from blue? I mean offended because the Gaze
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is like late 40s, so please say you said, yes, at some point,
00:22:50
that would be so fun. Any just go?
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Yes, I hadn't had. No I'm not talking about.
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I never have. Yes.
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And then just let them think it the whole night and see how your
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night pans out. I don't think I'll get away with
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it anymore. Chuck.
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My hashtag is Chubby Lee Ryan, that's what I do.
00:23:05
Every poster for a chump, hashtag Chubby Lee Ryan I run
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with it myself. I entertain myself with it.
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Just I've just realized the most embarrassing time I ever got.
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I never got recognized. And so the one you were there.
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Sophie? What?
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Why tell me, do you remember? Will I went for a colposcopy.
00:23:24
Oh my God. This is the best story ever.
00:23:27
Wait, was it Paul kossoff? Wait, what helped us Coupee is
00:23:30
where if you get a smear test and then your results come back
00:23:33
abnormal you go for a slightly more deeper, delve deeper delve.
00:23:38
Yeah. It's not an array of Aegina bit
00:23:40
more invasive. It's going to interrupt and say,
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if you haven't had one, recently is very important to do so and
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I'm a bloke. So, yes.
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So important, so Wills done it. You can just in case we'll just
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in case. So yeah, I had a dodgy smear and
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I got invited to go and have a biopsy.
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And I also for you to come with me and we went to the hospital
00:24:03
at this is all like pre covid stuff and so you have to go into
00:24:06
the little room and you take off your knickers.
00:24:08
So if he was watching them to get stolen and then you put your
00:24:11
legs Europe and there's a doctor and a nurse in the room.
00:24:14
And then they put a camera right up your foaf.
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And you can see on a huge TV in the room.
00:24:21
Can see your cervix blown up by like a thousand and it's looks
00:24:24
like a little doughnut. It does look like eyeballs and
00:24:29
big camera. Normal size camera.
00:24:30
I'm concerned. I don't tiny little microscopic
00:24:33
little camera but they actually hope so.
00:24:35
Yeah, they have to like put your legs in stirrups and they put
00:24:38
your little and it kind of like opens you up.
00:24:41
There's speculum. Thank you.
00:24:43
Learn that stuff up there are called forceps.
00:24:45
No, that's a flower. Yeah, that's to grab a baby and
00:24:48
pull it over. Yeah, yeah yeah.
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So what happened was we put the camera up there and we on the
00:25:02
giant screen. Well, I mean team effort, she
00:25:04
was there, she man, Jarrett. Everyone was there from was
00:25:07
helping and AMA screen came my cervix.
00:25:11
And then right there in the middle of my cervix sitting,
00:25:13
there was a pubic hair but what was really awkward.
00:25:18
Was it wasn't mine. It was a Little curly, black
00:25:22
afro Caribbean here, which is the hair that passion has.
00:25:26
Yes, it was his head. Just sitting there right there
00:25:29
in the middle of cervix. And everyone was like, oh and I
00:25:32
went bright red and the doctor was like it's okay.
00:25:34
We'll just wash that away and was like trying to wash it away
00:25:37
and that's when the nurse went. Do you make videos on?
00:25:40
So it's like, oh my goodness. Right guys, it's the time of the
00:25:53
show where we open the floor to you.
00:25:56
Oh, I'm excited for this one. We've had some good because we
00:25:59
did it. We did a shout out to say what
00:26:02
was so Sophie mistook. The fact that she was in the
00:26:05
paper for the fact that she was famous.
00:26:07
So we asked people what other things did.
00:26:08
You believe when you were younger that you, when you grow
00:26:11
up, you realize. Oh no.
00:26:12
Wait, that wasn't. That wasn't really real, was it?
00:26:17
So we've had a couple of ones. In here.
00:26:21
Okay things are you believe when you were younger, you don't
00:26:23
believe now. So this is from a Miller Miller
00:26:27
buffer Miller. Bfh says that if I touched any
00:26:32
buttons in the car the car would crash even when it wasn't
00:26:35
running. That's the parents influence is.
00:26:37
Yeah. Or the car won't start?
00:26:39
Yeah. Until you seatbelts on.
00:26:41
Yeah. Anything.
00:26:42
It's like the old one illegal to have a lot and when you drive
00:26:45
it. Yes I thought as well yeah I
00:26:47
didn't feel like only a few years ago and I was like why?
00:26:52
You got these two gigantic lamps in Frontier pointing forward.
00:26:55
All of a sudden, it's illegal have one in four.
00:26:56
It's just how stupid we are as kids in it.
00:26:58
Don't turn that one on you get arrested.
00:27:00
So Omar swari. 86 says, he believed that the announcer or
00:27:05
the presenter on the TV was watching him personally, like,
00:27:09
weaning of knable, which I get. Yes, he is that because the
00:27:13
presenters are talking to you the audience, but he was just
00:27:16
thinking it absolutely personally and being.
00:27:19
All right? Just used as me.
00:27:20
Insane, Be weird. Yes, it does.
00:27:23
Make sense. It makes sense.
00:27:24
As a kid. You like the talking to me?
00:27:26
You're talking to me. Hold on.
00:27:28
Like I thought the police were everywhere.
00:27:31
Always watch it. So, the kid myself think,
00:27:33
really. Come on his TV.
00:27:35
Oh, my, we need to do a welfare check.
00:27:37
Inmate, because I'm concerned. If that was the weirdest thing,
00:27:40
what the normal things he thinks, well, this one's even
00:27:43
even weirder. Not going to lie.
00:27:45
Mrs. Andrea Rose says, I thought that when I was thinking that
00:27:49
the voice in my mind was the Angels, speaking to me but, you
00:27:53
know, you can eat here your own. Thought you can hear yourself
00:27:56
talking back to yourself, but you can hear words.
00:27:59
Can you hear that? I could definitely hear.
00:28:00
Yeah, I kind of got, I've got a serious Talent gone.
00:28:04
I can hear my voice in my head is obviously your own voice.
00:28:07
Yes everyone's and was I can change the voice.
00:28:10
No way, I can I can I promise you literally, if you I can do
00:28:14
it in Sophie's accent in your accent.
00:28:16
I can do in anyone's in my head so I can have you talking to me?
00:28:19
Say what I want you to say? That sounded weird but I don't
00:28:22
mean it like that. I can I can change the voice in
00:28:25
my head to anyone that makes my brain hurt.
00:28:28
I'm sorry. I'm just trying to think now
00:28:30
though. It does the voice in my head.
00:28:32
Have an accent. Yeah, your accent?
00:28:35
Yeah, I don't know if it does. So if you write, if I'm just
00:28:38
going to, I'm going to say 4 words, right?
00:28:40
Right, gone. And then, all you need to do
00:28:43
both view is just say it in my voice, you've just heard it in
00:28:46
your head and then you're stuck. The, the talent will be created.
00:28:48
You ready? Hi.
00:28:50
How are you? No, that's my accent.
00:28:53
Is no way. Other look.
00:28:55
I've got such a unique talent. There's no way.
00:28:58
I'm even proving it will just have to go on.
00:29:02
Britain's Got Talent with that. We don't write in my head I can
00:29:05
hear different voices that be like, right?
00:29:07
Mate, would you like to go to hospital?
00:29:11
Help me, please. It was something else but couple
00:29:15
more here that. So Brown says, I believed I
00:29:19
could fly like Peter Pan so I jumped off the top bunk of my
00:29:23
bed and it hurt. Yeah.
00:29:26
Death or done that. I've done it off the wall with
00:29:28
an umbrella thinking as Mary Poppins.
00:29:30
Oh, yeah. Try and do my mom did that when
00:29:32
she was younger in the 60s. She saw it at the movies.
00:29:34
Went home with her friend, jumped out the first floor
00:29:36
window with an umbrella broke her leg.
00:29:40
What is going on? I'm so convinced but that's how
00:29:44
influential TV and movies. Are you look?
00:29:49
It's not around to say. Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't be
00:29:51
silly. It was the 60s.
00:29:53
Yeah, everyone was drunk in the 60s.
00:29:59
No, this was my mother. Johana may have been believable.
00:30:11
Bunk bed in hell with number to. Thank you.
00:30:12
Mary Poppins. Yeah.
00:30:14
I used to jump off a bunk bed thinking we could try and fly.
00:30:17
And then, yeah, I used to jump off my garden wall with an
00:30:19
umbrella thinking I could fly, but my garden wall was only
00:30:21
about four or five foot high. I am, I used to believe
00:30:24
something crazy when I was really.
00:30:27
Well. I'm just gonna be honest here,
00:30:28
until about 10 years ago, so don't like no, no.
00:30:36
I've never said this publicly. Hmm.
00:30:39
Let's scoop. I used to think that there was
00:30:43
three pipes from the throat. One was for food.
00:30:47
One was for drinking one was to breathe him.
00:30:49
I thought that your lungs were different.
00:30:52
Stomachs one was for food like your dinner and one was for
00:30:57
dessert. Oh, Mason.
00:30:59
That makes sense. That's because of the old wives
00:31:01
tale. Oh, you've always got room for
00:31:03
dessert and that's because it goes to your put into Me it's
00:31:10
quite clever, isn't it? That like want you fills all
00:31:13
three of those things? That's the sweetest thing I've
00:31:15
ever heard. You say, johana your pudding
00:31:17
tummy, you pictured it I'm really going to them to put in.
00:31:21
Told me I could have the kids, right?
00:31:26
I'm talking the younger generation now, what?
00:31:28
Bear in mind, we are three are in the golden generation.
00:31:32
We aren't the best age group ever.
00:31:34
We've got respect and values of the older generations with the
00:31:38
modern-day techniques. Why we have this discussion,
00:31:41
didn't we will wear the last generation where we can
00:31:45
consolidate analog and is over. Yeah.
00:31:47
Analog and digital the new ones and the old ones can't do the
00:31:51
new. Yeah.
00:31:51
So the new ones, all they have against.
00:31:55
For some reason, always, including ourselves when you're
00:31:58
younger, you have some Vendetta against older Generations, you
00:32:00
hate being called Young when you're 16 but don't want to be
00:32:03
called old when you're 25, you know, it's weird.
00:32:06
Anyway, the only thing they have is took not Ology try and use
00:32:10
against us, but we are the instigators.
00:32:12
Yeah, we're the one eating. Yeah, we're the ones that
00:32:16
started this shit. You know, where the vine
00:32:18
generation with a Facebook. Myspace, Bebo generation, don't
00:32:22
fuck with us it. We you're right.
00:32:25
You what we are right in the sense of we are the only
00:32:28
generation that can Bridge the two because the younger
00:32:30
generation Sophie, they wouldn't even know what writing into a
00:32:33
local newspaper. Is to be honest, I can't
00:32:35
remember the last time, I actually saw a physical
00:32:37
newspaper and that's why I'm queen of PR.
00:32:45
Thank you so much. Well, where can everybody find
00:32:47
you if they want to find you? Well, I mean ideally just
00:32:52
virtually around Chelmsford is Will at will Richards on
00:32:57
Instagram with two s's at the end?
00:32:58
That's where I am. But yeah, I think most people
00:33:01
will learn will Richards and also plug your radio show for us
00:33:05
to. Yeah, it's I do breakfast, show
00:33:07
weekdays Monday, 6 a.m. Till 10:00 a.m. on radio
00:33:10
Chelmsford you can listen by downloading the app.
00:33:13
There you go. There you go.
00:33:14
That you say that a lot. Don't you?
00:33:17
What that. Yeah, that was beautiful.
00:33:19
Yeah it's everything's tuned in now which is horrible because
00:33:22
you can tell when I haven't tuned something in life as well
00:33:27
you're amazing and I absolutely love this and I hope one day we
00:33:30
can do it again. Yeah.
00:33:31
Absolutely thanks so much. Well I love you.
00:33:35
We love have a good day guys. Yeah, have a fantastic day.
00:33:38
Stay safe everyone. And keep positive because, you
00:33:40
know, it's going to be a good day.
00:33:39
And keep positive because, you know, it's going to be a good
00:33:41
day.