EP 24 - Cards Against Humanity FT Kieran Seddon

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[00:00:03] Shall we do a podcast?

[00:00:04] What will we even call it?

[00:00:06] Mind Map!

[00:00:07] Aight, go on then.

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[00:00:22] Welcome back to another episode of the Mind Map podcast with Billy, Jack and Kieran Seddon.

[00:00:26] Nobody fucking cares about Welsh. What? That the the reason why they always wear wellies. Oh! You'll know don't you? Yeah, yeah, me uncle sold it man. I don't know, is it suitable for a podcast? Well it's not more offensive than what you've just already said. Yeah but it's only a fucking running joke though isn't it? So the club. No, because when I was 17 I tried getting a selfie with one on the farm when we went on a walk. The sheep ran away. So I don't know how we got to... Did you know who you are? My brother. He can show my passport. Fucking sheep. What's the difference between...

[00:03:01] So you know like when you go to a restaurant and you have lamb don't you?

[00:03:06] Is lamb just a baby sheep?

[00:04:01] I can't hear it. So we like, they get decided, like Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat, they'll get placed on

[00:04:06] the right and it'll go, butchered!

[00:04:11] Nice.

[00:04:12] And then the next one will be a fake up.

[00:04:21] And that's how they get separated from birth.

[00:04:25] Fuck it before. I've seen it before. I've watched the podcast. When? I don't know exactly which one but I know you've done that before. Mate there's so many. I've done so many. I'm getting tired. Well you're going to have to start making ones aren't you instead of stealing ones. I made that one! No you didn't. I did. Just watch your fucking Google prostitute joke. 2024.

[00:05:40] You'd have to get chat GB too perhaps for the jokes. coming out. Fizzy Tango. Anyway guess who we've got on? Yeah. Me. It's Kieran. Kieran's back, back, back. Where he didn't come first time. That's what she said. Kieran should have been here, here said sorry when the trains are cancelled, not enough drivers. So you think about it, imagine a train driver thinking, I can't be arsed. He's got to the train station and thought, you stink, you stink. I'm not getting on the train, I'm not driving this fucker to Sheffield. I'm shitting myself in the foot right now least they fucking do a landing. At least they don't cancel. Cancel me, Twiteright lads. Everybody leave now. You're jumping into the sea. There's a replacement bus service in the middle of the Atlantic.

[00:09:42] There's four parachutes left. Fight for them. He missed one day, he should have said replacement boat service.

[00:10:42] There's a bus stop there. It's about two minutes away from Billy's mum's house.

[00:10:44] So everybody that stalks Billy's mum's house because we've told her where we live, they'll know where it is.

[00:10:48] It's terminus.

[00:10:49] Outside of the terminus.

[00:10:50] So where this terminus is, obviously, that's where they go to turn around.

[00:10:54] But they use it as a stopping point as well.

[00:10:58] So they're like when they need a break or something, or they've arrived early.

[00:11:02] So what we used to do is kit.

[00:11:04] You didn't do it because story. Look at his now best mates. Yeah. He's my best man and all at my wedding. Oh. See, either I've won or he's won because he's going to do the cruellest fucking joke at my wedding. Or he's going to be nice. Do a stag do on the bus. Yeah.

[00:12:24] What's going to be funny is when you turn up and there's actually no wedding. I've made it all up.

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