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[00:00:00] Welcome back to another episode of MindMap with Billy and Jack.
[00:00:25] Nobody fucking cares about that. Did you know that comets, comets in space, smell like rotten eggs?
[00:00:32] How? How does anyone know that?
[00:00:35] So a comet smells like rotten eggs, urine, burning matches and almonds.
[00:00:40] This is because there are traces of hydrogen sulphide, ammonia, sulfur dioxide and hydrogen cyanide.
[00:00:47] These were all found in the makeup of the comet.
[00:00:50] It's a comet 67P, Turanumov-Gorinomessico. It looks like Soviet Union.
[00:00:58] Is a comet an asteroid or a planet?
[00:01:00] A comet is like an asteroid I think.
[00:01:03] I don't know the actual definitions of what makes it a comet but a comet is like something that shoots.
[00:01:09] It's like an asteroid basically. That's the closest thing to it.
[00:01:12] Yeah so they smell like rotten eggs.
[00:01:15] Nice, so fucking rotten eggs flying around.
[00:01:17] We were talking about some technology company, we were talking about mining comets or asteroids because they've got really precious minerals on them.
[00:01:24] So we could send a spaceship up with a drilling device on and go and mine it with this drilling device and then bring the rare minerals back to Earth.
[00:01:33] Are you not just talking about that film? Where they actually do that in that film?
[00:01:39] Yeah that happens on that film but there was generally an idea, people popping about saying we should do it.
[00:01:45] I can't remember what that film was called. It had Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Lawrence in it.
[00:01:50] Yeah, it was...
[00:01:51] That's how the world ended.
[00:01:53] Oh what the fuck? Don't look up!
[00:01:55] That's it yeah. That was actually a good film though. I thought it was a good film.
[00:01:58] But yeah there's people genuinely thinking about doing that like going to manning asteroids for rare minerals.
[00:02:04] Right here's a question for you. Can you smell in space?
[00:02:09] Err, well probably not because you need a helmet.
[00:02:12] So, you'd be able to smell in a spaceship.
[00:02:17] Yeah but you'd just smell the spaceship. I mean just space have a smell.
[00:02:21] Well nobody ever knows because if you go into space without a helmet you would die instantly.
[00:02:25] But... could you just poke a little hole in?
[00:02:29] You would die instantly.
[00:02:32] It surely has got a smell.
[00:02:34] Of what? What do you think it smells of?
[00:02:36] I don't know, like... fussed. Fusty stuff.
[00:02:40] Fusty stuff? It's not dusty mate.
[00:02:42] Oh I don't know.
[00:02:44] I wonder like when they went up to the moon. If they went up to the moon.
[00:02:47] Did they smell it? Did they smell the moon? Or they can't?
[00:02:50] Well they could...
[00:02:51] Did they chop a bit off or anything?
[00:02:53] The way that they could have done it is bring samples back from the moon and take it into the spaceship and then took their helmet off and then they'd be able to smell it.
[00:02:59] I bet no one's ever thought of what space stuff smells like.
[00:03:02] Probably.
[00:03:04] Well you never really hear about it do you?
[00:03:06] Well I don't think it's breaking news is it?
[00:03:09] The moon smells like cheese.
[00:03:12] Breaking news? Fucking space smells like nothing.
[00:03:17] That just popped in my head though because I thought if it's like rotten eggs flying around in space...
[00:03:23] Did like an astronaut...
[00:03:25] It smells like rotten eggs because of those compounds that they've found on it.
[00:03:29] Like ammonia, ammonia fucking stinks.
[00:03:31] So all these smells like that when you cut it basically?
[00:03:33] No. It'd smell like that when you're close to it.
[00:03:36] So if it hit the world, Earth, and you ran straight to it and went...
[00:03:40] Well if it hit the Earth everything would probably burn off it because as soon as it comes into orbit it's like fucking...
[00:03:46] It virtually sets on fire. Like everything burns.
[00:03:49] The atmosphere?
[00:03:50] Not the atmosphere, the comet. Because it's going that fast it sets on fire.
[00:03:54] And then also it'd crash into ground so I don't know whether...
[00:03:56] They'd be traces of it but I don't know whether you'd smell it like ammonia.
[00:03:59] Do you know that...
[00:04:01] There is... I think it's Iceland?
[00:04:04] They have like a rare food that's like a delicacy, right?
[00:04:07] And it's a shark. So they ferment shark.
[00:04:10] So they catch shark, cut it up into bits and they ferment it in a warehouse for fucking...
[00:04:15] I don't know, months? Maybe weeks? It might be longer than that. I don't know.
[00:04:19] And it's basically the ammonia. So it's like... It's rotten basically.
[00:04:23] And the stench is fucking ridiculous but it's like a delicacy.
[00:04:26] And it's like ammonia. There's ammonia everywhere.
[00:04:29] Oh. Nice.
[00:04:31] Yeah.
[00:04:32] Well, thanks a lot.
[00:04:34] You're welcome.
[00:04:35] Should I do my joke?
[00:04:36] Yeah. Go for it.
[00:04:37] Okay. Right, you ready?
[00:04:43] What is a lesbian's favourite piece of furniture?
[00:04:48] A lesbian's favourite piece of furniture. Let me have a go.
[00:04:52] No, are you supposed to go like that?
[00:04:54] Oh, I don't know.
[00:04:55] The liquor cabinet.
[00:04:56] Nice.
[00:04:57] That's funny that.
[00:04:59] Nice. Yeah. Nice.
[00:05:02] So how the devil are you?
[00:05:04] Yeah, I'm alright. Thank you. How are you?
[00:05:06] Yeah. Yeah. Living the G.
[00:05:08] I've not been having fun this spring.
[00:05:10] We have one day of sun and then it rains for two weeks and then we have another day of sun and then it snows.
[00:05:15] And then we have another day of sun and then a tornado flies through.
[00:05:20] So yeah, it's not good.
[00:05:21] It's a bit like my emotions a minute.
[00:05:23] I love it. Please.
[00:05:25] Yeah, no, it's crazy, isn't it?
[00:05:28] But in this was what happened in April anyway.
[00:05:31] Yeah, but not like this. It's fucking right random at minute.
[00:05:34] Ridiculous.
[00:05:35] Like hell and raining.
[00:05:36] Yeah. It's like we've had a spring and then a false spring and then a spring and then a false spring.
[00:05:41] Can't wait for summer though.
[00:05:43] Yeah. Well, I can't in a con because it's going to be like it's in thirties and that's too hot for me, isn't it?
[00:05:48] Stop fiddling about with shit in your pockets. It's right annoying.
[00:05:52] I can hear it through my.
[00:05:53] So we just got a shit load of receipts in your fucking pockets or is it fucking?
[00:05:56] Yeah, I'm going to child downstairs and all.
[00:05:58] Or is it chocolate bar?
[00:05:59] I know it's it's.
[00:06:01] Teas string wrapper. Right. OK.
[00:06:03] These aren't mine.
[00:06:04] Yeah, of course they are.
[00:06:05] They're in your pocket.
[00:06:06] So you've got like fucking 500 cheese string wrappers in your pockets.
[00:06:09] That's it. Yeah.
[00:06:11] Right. OK. Blame the child.
[00:06:13] Now, but yeah, no, it's I've grown again.
[00:06:18] I've had another years past.
[00:06:20] Which way have you grown? Upwards or sideways?
[00:06:24] Upwards. No sideways.
[00:06:25] Yeah, because I doubt it.
[00:06:29] So yeah, another year passes.
[00:06:31] Have you ever watched the program on Netflix called The Circle?
[00:06:37] Hmm. It sounds familiar.
[00:06:39] Is it something about people stood in a circle and they have to do like challenges?
[00:06:45] Kind of, but not kind of.
[00:06:47] I don't think I've seen it.
[00:06:48] I just think I've seen like.
[00:06:49] So basically it's it's an online thing.
[00:06:51] Right. So they take all these contestants and they put them in their own individual flat in these building in this one building.
[00:06:57] Right.
[00:06:58] So they've not got a phone or like that and all they've got.
[00:07:02] They basically they have to communicate with with the other people in the flats through like text messages.
[00:07:08] Yes. Right.
[00:07:09] So TV. TV.
[00:07:10] Do you know what it is?
[00:07:11] Yeah.
[00:07:12] So we'll just explain it further for other people.
[00:07:13] But so you make your own profile when you go in and you can be a catfish and try and trick people because basically win like under a grand if you like the last one standing.
[00:07:21] Yeah.
[00:07:23] And you like vote people out and then you got like challenges and it makes people like suspicious or other people and stuff.
[00:07:29] And it was getting boring to be honest because it would just same shit over and over again.
[00:07:32] But this year right they have introduced an AI bot into it because of you don't need to see the screen.
[00:07:38] So they've introduced an AI bot and get it a profile and just told it that he needs to win basically.
[00:07:44] What and has it?
[00:07:45] Well I don't know.
[00:07:46] I've not finished it but so far nobody knows it's an AI.
[00:07:50] That's fucking cheating in it.
[00:07:51] Well that's the thing.
[00:07:52] Yeah but that's the thing.
[00:07:53] So they don't have to give the prize money.
[00:07:55] I think they're using chat GBT.
[00:07:56] Well they'd probably donate if it won't they otherwise it's just a cop out of a bit pissed.
[00:08:02] I'd be fuming if I were contested.
[00:08:03] I'd be fuming if I were contested.
[00:08:04] Right so they introduced it as a profile like for a day or two and then they told all the contestants that one among you is an AI robot.
[00:08:09] Right so they introduced it as a profile like for a day or two and then they told all the contestants that one among you is an AI robot.
[00:08:18] Oh right okay.
[00:08:19] So but now because they've told everyone that's an AI robot nobody's even thinking about catfishes anymore.
[00:08:25] So there's like two catfishes in there as well as an AI robot.
[00:08:28] So like that and the AI robot is practically the least suspected person of being an AI robot.
[00:08:34] That's scary.
[00:08:35] That's fucking terrifying.
[00:08:36] It's very good you know like when it's because it's like a because it it knows information about human intelligence and then like fucking human emotions believe it or not.
[00:08:44] Because it can just find sources to it and fucking like it's got all information built in it I don't know how AI works but it brings up stuff and then it knows like the perfect response or like in challenges it knows how to reply to things properly.
[00:08:57] Or like start conversations. It starts conversations with people.
[00:09:01] Wow.
[00:09:02] I want it to win me.
[00:09:04] I want it to be with AI.
[00:09:05] Yeah I want it to win it be so funny.
[00:09:08] I've seen so many of you lately where it's about not swearing at a lecture and AI does an uprising.
[00:09:14] Talking nice to my ear to like see me in that.
[00:09:18] Yeah nice but yeah I just thought that fucking it's interesting because people worry about AI and now this is next level.
[00:09:24] Because if it can deceive people quite easily.
[00:09:28] Yeah.
[00:09:29] What's to stop it from taking over the world basically.
[00:09:31] So what had that to do with my birthday?
[00:09:36] Why would not talk about your birthday.
[00:09:37] That's literally what I run about when I was saying like another year has passed.
[00:09:41] Oh sorry.
[00:09:42] Did you not get that like kind of metaphor.
[00:09:45] No I didn't.
[00:09:46] What did you think I run about.
[00:09:47] I just saw you in a conversation.
[00:09:48] I'm not that fucking deluded that I know a year passed and we're in April.
[00:09:52] Oh well I thought that's what you were saying.
[00:09:54] Four months later.
[00:09:55] Four months later.
[00:09:56] Well years gone.
[00:09:57] Yeah I got a thought in my head and I actually clearly wanted to say it.
[00:10:00] Have a.
[00:10:01] Happy birthday.
[00:10:02] Oh thanks yeah.
[00:10:03] It's like three weeks ago.
[00:10:04] Yeah.
[00:10:05] Two weeks ago.
[00:10:06] A week.
[00:10:07] A week ago.
[00:10:08] Two weeks ago.
[00:10:09] Two weeks ago.
[00:10:10] Two weeks ago.
[00:10:11] So closer to 30.
[00:10:13] Yeah.
[00:10:14] Are you older than me?
[00:10:16] How old are you right now?
[00:10:17] 27.
[00:10:18] I'm 28.
[00:10:19] Then that would be yes.
[00:10:20] Yes I am older than you.
[00:10:21] We went to smoke for your birthday didn't we.
[00:10:25] Big smoke in Rotherham.
[00:10:26] Yeah yeah.
[00:10:27] Steak house.
[00:10:28] Just a little plug if anybody wants to go there for your birthday.
[00:10:32] If you go on your actual birthday you get your birthday meal free.
[00:10:36] So happy.
[00:10:37] The steak you can only have a sirloin though but you can have any of.
[00:10:41] You can have any of.
[00:10:42] Oh rump sorry.
[00:10:43] You can have any of the burgers or the ribs or all that like.
[00:10:46] Yeah or the like the chicken whatever.
[00:10:49] You can get your birthday meal free.
[00:10:51] So Becca got better end of deal with that.
[00:10:53] Why?
[00:10:54] Because she was paying for my birthday meal.
[00:10:56] Oh wow.
[00:10:57] Yeah but really when you're like engaged he's coming out of both your pockets anyway
[00:11:03] regardless isn't it.
[00:11:04] Yeah he would be saying that when it's hers.
[00:11:07] Yeah.
[00:11:08] I've got to pay for it for a given thing.
[00:11:10] Yeah.
[00:11:11] So yeah and then.
[00:11:12] I had a.
[00:11:13] You were fucking out.
[00:11:15] You were a monster.
[00:11:16] You were monstrous what you had.
[00:11:18] I had a mixed grill.
[00:11:19] I think it was 33 quid.
[00:11:20] You didn't have a mixed grill mate you had a full fucking cow.
[00:11:22] It was worth every fucking every bit of penny.
[00:11:25] I had.
[00:11:26] I think they were like five big ribs.
[00:11:28] It was like they were massive thick ribs and all.
[00:11:31] Like a dinosaur.
[00:11:32] I had like four or five chicken wings.
[00:11:34] I had a bowl of pulled pork.
[00:11:36] I had a steak.
[00:11:37] I had like a.
[00:11:38] I can't remember how much were it like 10 ounce steak.
[00:11:42] I had a 10 ounce steak.
[00:11:44] I had big thick wedges.
[00:11:45] I'd got a pot of coleslaw and I've got like three big great big onion rings.
[00:11:49] Ray good.
[00:11:50] And did you finish it.
[00:11:51] Yeah you did.
[00:11:52] It did take me a while.
[00:11:53] Yeah.
[00:11:54] One of the other people that were at restaurant ordered dessert while I was still eating
[00:11:58] my fucking mixed grill because it just took me that long to eat it.
[00:12:02] Now that we're fucking.
[00:12:03] I'm working for 33 quid.
[00:12:05] I'm working it yeah.
[00:12:06] Go in shoveling it down.
[00:12:07] I thought meat sweats are going to happen any minute.
[00:12:10] Yeah.
[00:12:11] But now yeah.
[00:12:12] I love meat.
[00:12:13] Yeah.
[00:12:14] Give me all that meat.
[00:12:15] Yeah.
[00:12:16] Yeah.
[00:12:17] All that meat.
[00:12:18] Beat it as well yeah.
[00:12:19] Yeah.
[00:12:20] Love that meat.
[00:12:21] Gotta love a bit of meat.
[00:12:23] Speaking of being a meat so it was my kids birthday the day after.
[00:12:26] That's a very weird segue from saying that.
[00:12:28] That's a very weird way to say that.
[00:12:30] Well that's what it came out ender innit.
[00:12:32] Me beating my meat.
[00:12:34] Well not technically.
[00:12:35] Not technically.
[00:12:36] Because if you came out and you were beating your meat you'd be in fucking toilet.
[00:12:39] No but in that same context.
[00:12:41] Alright OK.
[00:12:42] Like same end result.
[00:12:43] Just this has got very weird.
[00:12:45] Just carry on.
[00:12:48] So my birthday we're kind of like kids thing.
[00:12:52] Went to what's it called.
[00:12:54] Adventure Sun now.
[00:12:55] I've no idea what that is.
[00:12:57] So it's like proper kiddie thing.
[00:12:59] Right.
[00:13:00] Like there's like I don't know if it's like a zoo on a budget because it's like
[00:13:04] loads of little houses but all the animals are stuffed.
[00:13:07] And they're like animations and that.
[00:13:09] Oh right OK so none of the animals are real.
[00:13:11] Do you know like when you go.
[00:13:12] So you walk around and like you go into a lizard bit.
[00:13:14] It's a fake zoo.
[00:13:15] A reptile bit and then you've just got like.
[00:13:18] You don't see a real snake you see a robot snake.
[00:13:21] Well what's the fucking point.
[00:13:23] That move.
[00:13:24] You may as well just go to the zoo.
[00:13:25] But then you go into other bits and they've got like guitars.
[00:13:28] Why didn't you take him to Yorkshire Wildlife Park he's old enough to know that.
[00:13:31] He's been loads man.
[00:13:32] Has he?
[00:13:33] Yeah yeah yeah.
[00:13:34] He's an animal freak isn't he.
[00:13:35] Well why didn't you take him he loves it.
[00:13:37] Because I've been so many times.
[00:13:39] It's none of that you.
[00:13:40] I wanted to take him somewhere no.
[00:13:44] What so he loves animals and you thought do you know what we'll try something new.
[00:13:48] I'm going to take a look at these robots dressed as animals.
[00:13:50] I didn't know that.
[00:13:52] Instead of taking him somewhere that he likes.
[00:13:53] But there were more to it they were like rides and that.
[00:13:56] Right.
[00:13:57] Like little kid like his age rides.
[00:13:59] Just like rides at Yorkshire Wildlife Park.
[00:14:01] You could have chucked him in Tiger enclosure.
[00:14:03] Stick him up back of a ride.
[00:14:06] Or you could have took him to Chester Zoo.
[00:14:07] I bet he's never been to Chester Zoo has he?
[00:14:09] Has he?
[00:14:10] Chester Zoo yeah.
[00:14:11] Because I can't scare the shit out of him in Batcave.
[00:14:14] He's good in there.
[00:14:15] If anybody has not been to Chester Zoo.
[00:14:17] You like walk through these doors and then you go through like these flaps.
[00:14:21] And then you go in and then you're in the Batcage.
[00:14:25] Like there's just bats flying about in your head and that.
[00:14:27] Like it's really cool.
[00:14:29] So yeah.
[00:14:31] Yeah I've not been to Zoo in ages.
[00:14:33] I want to go to Zoo.
[00:14:34] It's mint.
[00:14:35] I love Zoo.
[00:14:36] I don't like I'm not really a massive like.
[00:14:39] I don't know what to call it an animal enthusiast.
[00:14:42] As in like I like them.
[00:14:44] But I don't really give that much shit about them.
[00:14:47] Fair enough.
[00:14:48] Each people to their own.
[00:14:49] When I'm in the zoo I feel sorry for him.
[00:14:51] If you know what I mean.
[00:14:53] Yeah I mean I'm half and half with zoos because they do good conservation work.
[00:14:58] So I don't mind zoos as long as they really look after animals.
[00:15:03] Which they pretty much do in the UK.
[00:15:05] The really good way.
[00:15:06] And then you look at like the tigers for example.
[00:15:08] Like you look at Yorkshire Wildlife Park and I went to Flamingo Land.
[00:15:12] And I looked at this tiger.
[00:15:14] And it's just like.
[00:15:16] It's a fucking cage about as big as this room.
[00:15:19] Most of the zoos in the UK are not that bad.
[00:15:22] Like I think they're actually pretty good to be honest.
[00:15:24] I think they do good conservation work.
[00:15:27] And the animals that they actually get as well.
[00:15:30] Some of them like wouldn't be able to live in the wild.
[00:15:32] Yeah.
[00:15:33] Like most of them probably can't live in the wild.
[00:15:35] Like there were probably some cubs that had been abandoned as kids and stuff.
[00:15:40] See but that's.
[00:15:41] I doubt that they're like.
[00:15:43] They can't steal them.
[00:15:44] I doubt Yorkshire Wildlife Park have gone.
[00:15:46] Do you know what we're going to go and steal a polar bear.
[00:15:48] Do you know what I mean?
[00:15:50] Yeah because they.
[00:15:52] And I walked like.
[00:15:53] Bekka is a bit of a freak and she don't like the circle of life.
[00:15:56] Business.
[00:15:58] I love watching all these documentaries and that.
[00:16:00] And then minute a lion's hungry and eats a gazelle.
[00:16:03] She don't like to watch.
[00:16:04] I like watching crocodiles fuck show up me.
[00:16:06] What does that not just back you fear.
[00:16:08] Yeah that's why I like watching it because it gets me adrenaline pumping.
[00:16:11] But I didn't know they're not allowed to interfere other.
[00:16:14] Do you know these documentary people.
[00:16:15] Yeah you're not allowed to interfere whatsoever.
[00:16:17] Yeah and it's mad like you see.
[00:16:19] Did you not see that story ages ago but there were.
[00:16:22] They say loads of penguins.
[00:16:23] I seen that.
[00:16:24] Oh yeah they interfered when they shouldn't have done.
[00:16:26] Yeah they did that.
[00:16:27] Because they were collapsing weren't it and they were going to all die.
[00:16:30] Yeah.
[00:16:31] So I like that.
[00:16:32] There was a big thing a few weeks ago.
[00:16:35] A few months ago about killer whales.
[00:16:37] I can't remember where it were but there were a family.
[00:16:40] Killer whales that basically got trapped in this ice sheet.
[00:16:43] Basically there were like a circle in this ice sheet.
[00:16:45] And they'd gone in.
[00:16:46] Look I think they were hunting and they'd all gone in.
[00:16:49] And then it moved and they were all trapped like they just couldn't get out.
[00:16:52] They were stuck and I think they were there for a few days.
[00:16:55] Maybe a week.
[00:16:56] But everybody were going to say that they were going to die.
[00:16:58] And then it were all like a big debate about should you intervene in these things.
[00:17:02] Should we not intervene with these things.
[00:17:04] Why should we not intervene with these things.
[00:17:06] Like because people say the argument is the natural world.
[00:17:10] We shouldn't get involved.
[00:17:12] Like we're already doing too much.
[00:17:14] But we are part of that natural world.
[00:17:15] We are part of that natural world.
[00:17:17] And then also like so like also we fucked up the world that much.
[00:17:22] Like should we not have a duty to try and help things live as much as they can.
[00:17:27] Do you know what I mean.
[00:17:28] It's like do you help them or do you not.
[00:17:30] Do you interfere or do you don't.
[00:17:32] Like there's good reasons on both sides.
[00:17:34] So I think we should.
[00:17:35] I think it depends on the circumstance.
[00:17:36] Reason why.
[00:17:37] If there's a species right.
[00:17:39] If there's a species that's got fucking thousands of them and they're not threatened then no I don't think you should interfere.
[00:17:44] But if it's a species that's endangered or like threatened then yeah I feel like you should interfere.
[00:17:48] But is it only because we don't interfere right.
[00:17:50] And it's because we have not domesticated them.
[00:17:55] No I don't think that's the case.
[00:17:57] Because if someone goes and attacks your dog are you going to step in.
[00:18:01] Well yeah.
[00:18:03] But it's because he's domesticated.
[00:18:05] Yeah but it's not just domesticated.
[00:18:08] Sometimes it can be about habitat loss.
[00:18:12] It can be about habitat loss or like fucking temperature.
[00:18:16] We've got rising temperatures haven't we.
[00:18:18] Like sometimes it's hot like it or like forests are getting cut down.
[00:18:21] I mean like get involved as in.
[00:18:24] Alright so can I watch the video of you trying to domesticate a polar bear please.
[00:18:28] No I don't.
[00:18:29] No this is what I'm saying.
[00:18:30] Because I'd love to see you walking that round fucking.
[00:18:32] We're not supposed to interfere.
[00:18:34] So dogs are natural predators aren't they?
[00:18:36] No they're not.
[00:18:37] Dogs are scavengers.
[00:18:38] Well whatever.
[00:18:40] But dogs will fight dogs.
[00:18:42] Yeah.
[00:18:43] In the world.
[00:18:44] Yeah absolutely.
[00:18:45] But you won't let your dog fight another dog will you?
[00:18:48] No.
[00:18:49] That's the point I'm getting at.
[00:18:51] Right.
[00:18:52] Not that we should domesticate animals.
[00:18:54] I'm saying why do we step in at that point.
[00:18:57] Is that because we see that dog as our own property?
[00:19:01] Well most species go into extinction because of a loss of resources basically.
[00:19:07] Or there's like competition.
[00:19:09] Like competition from another species.
[00:19:11] So say you've got like a habitat or an ecosystem right.
[00:19:15] So just for example say it's a circle right.
[00:19:18] It's like a circle.
[00:19:19] So there's a circle right.
[00:19:21] Yeah.
[00:19:22] In this circle in the middle is a tiny circle right.
[00:19:26] That's a resource.
[00:19:28] So it could be food, water, light, mating spaces, alts stuff like that.
[00:19:34] That's a resource right.
[00:19:35] So it's in the middle it's tiny because there's not that much of it.
[00:19:39] Right.
[00:19:40] So you've got two different species in this circle right.
[00:19:44] Yeah.
[00:19:45] Call them squares whatever you want to do they look like squares.
[00:19:47] You've got two species right.
[00:19:49] One of them one of these species is better adapted to living in that ecosystem or it's
[00:19:54] got an adaptation that makes it better for fighting for resources than the other
[00:19:58] one.
[00:19:59] So the other one eventually dies because it just because it just can't compete with
[00:20:02] the other with the other resources.
[00:20:04] I think that's it because we were learning about it a minute you know.
[00:20:06] I might have got that wrong though.
[00:20:08] I think it's the route to extinction is more likely if if inter specific competition
[00:20:16] is greater than intra specific competition competition.
[00:20:18] And the other thing I've got either that way or the way around as well is if a human
[00:20:24] is attacking another human yes an animal will get involved.
[00:20:29] Is that not our natural world?
[00:20:33] If a human is attacking another human an animal will get involved.
[00:20:36] Let's say somebody is about to attack my kid.
[00:20:39] Yeah.
[00:20:40] And I've seen loads of videos of it the dog will get involved.
[00:20:43] That's only dogs.
[00:20:45] Is it not?
[00:20:46] You try and do that with it.
[00:20:47] I'd say it's dogs and dolphins.
[00:20:49] I think that's it.
[00:20:51] So I'm for it.
[00:20:53] I'm trying to prove it.
[00:20:54] It's not it's not even dolphins.
[00:20:56] Dolphins I've seen videos of dolphins save people from sharks.
[00:20:59] Yeah.
[00:21:01] Not but not from like human human interaction.
[00:21:03] What I was saying is obviously that's our if you call it our natural world in it.
[00:21:09] Yeah but there's only dogs.
[00:21:10] There's only dogs that do that because with domestic I'd like to see I'd like to
[00:21:14] see a fucking cheap do or a cow.
[00:21:15] Yeah but what a tiger do.
[00:21:17] No like Mike Tyson's tiger do it.
[00:21:21] Probably not.
[00:21:22] I don't think maybe.
[00:21:23] If you claim it Mike Tyson or.
[00:21:26] I don't know how it works to be honest in that instance because maybe maybe Mike
[00:21:30] Tyson's tiger just thinks oh fucking hell I've got no play toy.
[00:21:32] I'm just going to kill it anyway.
[00:21:34] Yeah probably.
[00:21:35] The cats aren't they?
[00:21:36] Cats are digs.
[00:21:37] Cats just killed shit for fun.
[00:21:38] Yeah.
[00:21:39] But cats will kill stuff and just not even eat it.
[00:21:41] Yeah so I'm basically I'm trying to argue that we can we should get involved and
[00:21:46] save all animals.
[00:21:47] All right yeah fair enough but not by domestication.
[00:21:50] No no no not by that but I mean like if we've got the ability like we see a
[00:21:54] mountain collapsing and we know there's loads of.
[00:21:57] Do you know what I agree with you.
[00:21:59] I feel like we've gone past a point now as where we can't stay like we can't just
[00:22:04] deny it.
[00:22:05] Like I think at one point we could have done because we didn't have that much
[00:22:08] effect but.
[00:22:09] The circle of life like if an animal is hunting another animal yeah we don't
[00:22:12] get involved.
[00:22:13] We're we're affecting every single habitat and ecosystem on the planet
[00:22:17] like every single one.
[00:22:18] So like we've probably got a duty now to try and keep things the way that
[00:22:21] it is.
[00:22:22] We're like world leaders.
[00:22:24] We rule the planet.
[00:22:26] There's nothing else above us.
[00:22:27] We're the top species.
[00:22:28] Yeah.
[00:22:29] Well there's that's it.
[00:22:30] There's no more.
[00:22:31] So like we should have a duty really to try and protect everything that we
[00:22:34] got.
[00:22:35] Can't.
[00:22:36] Yeah.
[00:22:37] I think we might have bored people enough with this.
[00:22:40] You know we really said we're there didn't we.
[00:22:43] Anyway I've got something really funny to tell you what happened.
[00:22:45] What.
[00:22:46] So over there I got proper pranks.
[00:22:48] Now obviously you know me.
[00:22:51] Yeah you're a twat.
[00:22:52] In situations I'm a bit of a pussy.
[00:22:55] I like me.
[00:22:56] I am.
[00:22:57] It depends what situation you're in because if you've had like seven parts of
[00:23:00] Stella you'll find anybody else just little man syndrome.
[00:23:02] Just ignore that.
[00:23:03] That's all.
[00:23:04] But I am a bit repulsed.
[00:23:06] I think if I could do seven parts of Stella I think you'd step in with Mike
[00:23:08] Tyson.
[00:23:09] I probably would have.
[00:23:10] I'd knock him the fuck out.
[00:23:11] Oh yeah.
[00:23:12] Of course you would.
[00:23:13] I'd give you 10 seconds.
[00:23:14] So right on Tuesdays.
[00:23:15] Right.
[00:23:16] Set routine.
[00:23:17] Becca goes out and does like she goes basically she goes out does psychic night.
[00:23:23] Yeah.
[00:23:24] OK.
[00:23:25] Every Tuesday it's natural.
[00:23:26] I've got hours to me said Tuesday night.
[00:23:29] You just sit and like me sensibly and play an Xbox.
[00:23:33] Exactly.
[00:23:34] So I come home and a car's on drive.
[00:23:38] Yeah.
[00:23:39] But she takes it in turns with your mum.
[00:23:40] So I own a mum take it in turns who drives who don't.
[00:23:42] So I thought all right now fair enough.
[00:23:44] So there's a reason why I'll tell you that.
[00:23:45] So I'll come back to that.
[00:23:46] So I come.
[00:23:47] So that again because that will provide information on her zone dark.
[00:23:49] Sorry.
[00:23:50] Which bit?
[00:23:51] The something about a car.
[00:23:52] Yeah so a car we're on the drive.
[00:23:54] Becca's car we're on drive.
[00:23:55] Yeah.
[00:23:56] Yeah.
[00:23:57] But sometimes she takes it in turns with a mum.
[00:23:58] Oh a mum goes where?
[00:23:59] Yeah who drives who drives.
[00:24:00] So yeah anyway so I go into the house the doors locked lights off blah blah blah.
[00:24:05] Yeah yeah yeah.
[00:24:06] I go into the kitchen.
[00:24:07] Mm hmm.
[00:24:08] Put all my normally put all my keys everything in a little shit drawer I put them all
[00:24:13] in.
[00:24:14] Yeah.
[00:24:15] Next minute I start hearing.
[00:24:16] Inside house.
[00:24:17] Yeah.
[00:24:18] It was that fucking when we had like 70 mile an hour winds.
[00:24:23] Yeah.
[00:24:24] So I like fucking wind whatever.
[00:24:25] Yeah.
[00:24:26] And you've seen my kitchen.
[00:24:27] I've got a door what leads into garage.
[00:24:29] Yeah.
[00:24:30] Right.
[00:24:31] Next minute handles going like proper.
[00:24:32] Oh god fuck that.
[00:24:33] A banging a proper banging mate loud and handles got going like shaking like I'm
[00:24:39] just stood like fucking deer in headlights.
[00:24:41] Yeah.
[00:24:42] Whoa.
[00:24:43] I'd do the same I'd shit myself at that point.
[00:24:44] So then I ran out of the house and it was pissing down with rain.
[00:24:48] You ran out of the house.
[00:24:49] I ran out of the house straight out the front door.
[00:24:52] Right.
[00:24:53] And I run end drive on my phone.
[00:24:54] Right.
[00:24:55] Next minute fucking back with video camera.
[00:24:58] So I stopped stop stop because I had two thoughts.
[00:25:02] I'm either getting fucking possessed and there's a ghost in my house.
[00:25:05] Yeah.
[00:25:06] All these are big we're in house.
[00:25:07] Yeah.
[00:25:08] But either way whichever situation it was I fucking I knew what my fight and flight
[00:25:11] did.
[00:25:12] You're running.
[00:25:13] It's like why wouldn't you just come in.
[00:25:16] I'd be like have you not seen enough.
[00:25:18] Yeah.
[00:25:19] Why would you come in when you just walk into where the scary shit's happening you
[00:25:21] don't you run away from it.
[00:25:22] Yeah.
[00:25:23] So yeah that was fucking funny.
[00:25:24] I'll get a show you a video later.
[00:25:26] Nice.
[00:25:27] She could she film the same inside garage.
[00:25:29] Yeah.
[00:25:30] Checking handle and that and then all you can hear is just front door slamming.
[00:25:33] It's me bolted.
[00:25:35] Gone.
[00:25:36] Gone.
[00:25:37] Like.
[00:25:38] I'd like to say I wouldn't have done that if I had checked by the child in
[00:25:42] our spot.
[00:25:43] Oh what's it called that fucking coyote and the road runner in it like road.
[00:25:48] Yeah.
[00:25:49] Yeah.
[00:25:50] Gone.
[00:25:51] Oh god so that was funny.
[00:25:52] So you see if anybody didn't hear that as well but they just said he'd leave his child
[00:25:56] behind and just leave the house.
[00:25:58] So obviously why I said that is because she fucking planned it so well my right
[00:26:03] like all lights were off all the call outside she even hit a keys man.
[00:26:07] This is how tough indeed how she studied this.
[00:26:10] Yeah.
[00:26:11] Because she had been canceled or whatever.
[00:26:12] This is how much she studied to do this prank on me.
[00:26:15] Yeah.
[00:26:16] I don't think you have to study to do that.
[00:26:17] She just knows where everything.
[00:26:18] Well what would your reaction have been.
[00:26:22] Imagine you assuming you're just in house entirely.
[00:26:25] I genuinely don't I genuinely don't know.
[00:26:26] So sometimes I get scared and then sometimes I feel like fuck I'll just have a go like
[00:26:30] it's 50 50 for me.
[00:26:32] Yeah.
[00:26:33] Like depend on you just like the like what you said you were to judge the
[00:26:35] situation if there's nobody else in house just fuck it just leave it's not worth
[00:26:39] it.
[00:26:40] Yeah.
[00:26:41] But if you feel like you've got to protect some if you've got like your missus in
[00:26:43] house and your kids then yeah you're going to fucking you're not going to run away
[00:26:46] and leave him are you.
[00:26:47] Yeah.
[00:26:48] But I didn't know I said it to her because she had dog and all you know dogs like when
[00:26:55] a dog in her hands because he'll bark and whatever.
[00:26:58] And he would even part of it he would even stay quiet because I said well what
[00:27:02] would you have done if I'd have pulled a knife and gone into the door and just
[00:27:05] started stabbing you.
[00:27:08] Dangerous prank.
[00:27:09] Well that's a bit much isn't it.
[00:27:11] Right someone is shaking the handle so I think someone's in that in my garage.
[00:27:15] Yeah.
[00:27:16] I'd go for a blunt object not a fucking sharp I'm not trying to kill someone.
[00:27:19] Why the Brock into my house.
[00:27:21] There's a reason why the Brock in.
[00:27:23] Yeah I'm not going to come on and kill someone.
[00:27:25] I'd say now I could be to have a bat in every room.
[00:27:27] Well yeah I think I need some security.
[00:27:30] So that would quite probably.
[00:27:32] Yeah.
[00:27:33] You need to have a bat in every room.
[00:27:35] What have you been doing.
[00:27:38] No really.
[00:27:40] Good story bro.
[00:27:41] Yeah that's why I.
[00:27:44] I'm going to Rome next week by the way.
[00:27:46] I love that place.
[00:27:47] It's like one of my favorite places.
[00:27:49] It is.
[00:27:50] I'm off to Italy.
[00:27:51] Little tip right.
[00:27:53] The gelato I know you're not going to listen because you like all the fucking stupid
[00:27:56] flavors the gelato right.
[00:27:58] No fruit flavor in Rome.
[00:28:00] Yeah yeah it's fruit flavors that they're going to be the actual homemade gelato.
[00:28:04] Yeah.
[00:28:05] I prefer any any gelato that's like bubble gum or like fucking out like that.
[00:28:11] It's not real like it's not actual gelato.
[00:28:13] It's not homemade gelato.
[00:28:14] It's ice cream flavored.
[00:28:15] Yeah it's like it's weird.
[00:28:17] So yeah I'm I'm off there.
[00:28:20] Very nice.
[00:28:21] Going to go and say hello to Pope and touch his dark.
[00:28:23] Are you going to Vatican.
[00:28:25] Yeah.
[00:28:26] Don't forget your passport.
[00:28:27] Yeah you need to take ID.
[00:28:29] Well I'm going to take my driving license.
[00:28:31] Because me and him.
[00:28:33] There's a lot of pickpockets apparently.
[00:28:34] Well I always carry my little man bag that I've had for like I don't know 12 years.
[00:28:39] Well I'm going to take mine yeah.
[00:28:40] And I keep everything in that and I took I took mine and I lost his passport.
[00:28:44] So that's what I read.
[00:28:45] I just thought it's just not worth it.
[00:28:46] When does the Pope come out and can I speak to him.
[00:28:49] Are you going are you going to be in some kind of cult.
[00:28:52] Are you going on a Sunday.
[00:28:53] Yes.
[00:28:54] Then yeah he will come out and address the court.
[00:28:56] Come out and address the things that he comes out pretty sure he comes out on balcony on a Sunday.
[00:29:00] What understands it does he do the thing and just stands here.
[00:29:02] We might just stand and wave I'll Google it quick because I'm pretty sure on Sundays he does come out.
[00:29:07] When me and Emma when we weren't there for Sunday so we didn't get to see but we went to Vatican Museum and all that lot and inside Vatican and see sorts like Sistine Chapel and all that like very good.
[00:29:16] I love all I love history and touches cock architecture and right.
[00:29:23] Is it all drives around in car in a glass box.
[00:29:25] Yeah that's the Pope.
[00:29:26] Yeah I don't really understand what he is but.
[00:29:33] This is the guy gets autograph.
[00:29:36] This is a very weird way of phrase this question on Google.
[00:29:39] Does the Pope come out on Sundays.
[00:29:44] Yeah so if every Sunday at noon at noon so 12.
[00:29:50] Okay I'm going to say hello.
[00:29:51] So if the Pope is in Rome he steps out onto the balcony of the.
[00:29:56] I can't say apostolic apostolic palace to deliver the angles address this brief ceremony involves the recitation of the angle as prayer.
[00:30:05] A short sermon and a blessing and the event is open to all visitors and tourists so you just need to go and send in that big semicircle that square 12 on noon at 12 on Sunday.
[00:30:14] How mad is it.
[00:30:15] Well before that I get there at like 11.
[00:30:17] Yeah how mad is it.
[00:30:18] That's all he has to do.
[00:30:20] Well it's not is it at all.
[00:30:22] I was after it does it doesn't just be doesn't just fucking.
[00:30:25] It just comes out once a week Jack.
[00:30:27] That's it and then goes back in seats in his chamber.
[00:30:29] It doesn't just go in and play it fucking PlayStation and just for him.
[00:30:32] I just there's no else and then just comes out on Sunday waves at people.
[00:30:36] That's exactly what he does.
[00:30:37] What is he then.
[00:30:38] What is he on.
[00:30:39] Does he own churches or something.
[00:30:41] Is it fucking business man.
[00:30:42] No he's the head of the entire Catholic Church.
[00:30:44] Yes he has meetings constantly.
[00:30:46] He'll have delegations it'll go and see people and everything not constantly.
[00:30:50] They talk about.
[00:30:52] Has it changed.
[00:30:53] No religion changed.
[00:30:56] No the pope just does not sit on his ass at all.
[00:30:59] It does he.
[00:31:00] It does Jack.
[00:31:01] It doesn't.
[00:31:02] He's got one.
[00:31:03] You're picturing fucking pope sat in his underwear in his fucking expensive bedroom playing on Xbox.
[00:31:08] I faced him and called a duty overnight.
[00:31:09] You fuck off.
[00:31:11] Right I'll Google it right.
[00:31:13] What does the pope do all day.
[00:31:20] I'm telling you it just works Sundays as an hour shift.
[00:31:25] Well I've done that wrong.
[00:31:27] So I put pop instead of pope and he's brought up a drug.
[00:31:34] The pope's daily life is a blend of spiritual duties administrative administrative responsibilities and diplomatic engagements.
[00:31:41] Like I said.
[00:31:42] So he just sits in rooms with other people.
[00:31:44] And beyond public appearances his schedule is typically filled with private prayers meetings with church officials audiences and audiences with world leaders and administrative duties related to the government related to the governance of.
[00:31:59] It'll be up back and say it because it's its own country.
[00:32:04] It's great weird out of work that are.
[00:32:07] But yeah.
[00:32:08] So what does he do meet people.
[00:32:11] He's a busy man.
[00:32:12] He's a busy man.
[00:32:13] He doesn't just fucking do no.
[00:32:15] He's literally comes out on his balcony.
[00:32:18] I bet he gets a bit like me.
[00:32:19] He gets up five minutes before shift starts gets him fucking gets trousers on or whatever it is not trousers.
[00:32:26] Was rub whatever it is or whatever it is he wears a cap.
[00:32:32] This fucking chef sat on right.
[00:32:34] I hold his arms out together back in he goes.
[00:32:38] That's a thank you very much.
[00:32:39] That's a week's work done.
[00:32:40] All right.
[00:32:41] Are you do you want to be the pope is that your dream job.
[00:32:44] Is that what you say.
[00:32:45] Well they can't shag can they.
[00:32:46] But everything else sounds great.
[00:32:48] Can they have wives.
[00:32:49] Can they not have wives.
[00:32:50] They can't.
[00:32:51] Can't they.
[00:32:52] Yeah they have to quit.
[00:32:53] I'm going to have to do another Google because I didn't know that.
[00:32:55] Yeah they can't do all of it don't they have to wear a chastity belt.
[00:32:57] No he doesn't have to wear a fucking chastity belt.
[00:33:00] Does he fuck.
[00:33:02] You're talking bollocks.
[00:33:03] Because he can't wank her out.
[00:33:06] I think most like Catholic people don't wank at all.
[00:33:10] Why.
[00:33:11] Because it's like a sin.
[00:33:12] Oh we say sick job.
[00:33:13] It's fine.
[00:33:19] Have you figured it out.
[00:33:22] What's make a model chastity belt.
[00:33:24] However the rule books when you become pope are a little stricter.
[00:33:27] You have to learn multiple languages attend a confession meet with the heads of state lead mass services and remain celibate.
[00:33:33] So that means you don't have sex.
[00:33:34] This means the simple answer to this article's question is no the pope does not marry.
[00:33:40] So what happens if he's married before he becomes the pope.
[00:33:44] Does he just bin her off.
[00:33:49] I'll ask a question now.
[00:33:50] What happens if you.
[00:33:57] Because if I knew I was going to be pope.
[00:33:59] Do like someone said to me next year you're going to be pope.
[00:34:03] I'd be like banging all over again trying to just do it as much as I can.
[00:34:08] I don't think that's how it works.
[00:34:09] I don't think if that's your attitude to life I don't think you get to be the pope.
[00:34:13] I just don't I just generally don't think that's how it works.
[00:34:16] I'll be all over me.
[00:34:17] I'll be at form yours and what.
[00:34:21] Yeah because you have a vows celibacy.
[00:34:23] Yeah when you become it.
[00:34:24] Is it a life commitment.
[00:34:34] I'm trying to figure out that.
[00:34:38] That's gay.
[00:34:39] A total of six popes in total have been married at some point.
[00:34:43] See Adrian the second was likely the only one married during his papacy.
[00:34:50] So I was spelt I don't know.
[00:34:52] No it's not because it's not it's not it's not we know it's PAPACY.
[00:34:58] So they just sit there and make their own words up as well.
[00:35:02] Fucking white living dream.
[00:35:04] Well the other appear to have been widowed by the time they became pope.
[00:35:08] So it's fucking killed them all.
[00:35:13] He's got he's got a letter from pope.
[00:35:14] That wouldn't be a very Catholic thing to do would it.
[00:35:16] Congratulations mate you're going to be pope.
[00:35:18] He's got a fucking job to run off.
[00:35:20] Nice.
[00:35:21] Yeah so there's been at least one pope that were married Adrian the second.
[00:35:25] What time period is he from because if it if it's from like I don't know.
[00:35:31] Let's see what time period is how do you sign up to this Adrian the second.
[00:35:39] I bet he's not minimum wage either.
[00:35:41] Pope Adrian the second seven hundred ninety two A.D.
[00:35:45] Is that after death.
[00:35:46] Yes so it's like before 1000 1000.
[00:35:49] So like what's that now.
[00:35:52] Google it.
[00:35:56] He died in 1870.
[00:35:59] That can't be right.
[00:36:00] There's no way you live to 100.
[00:36:03] So he died in 1870.
[00:36:06] That can't be right.
[00:36:07] There's no way you live to 100.
[00:36:10] Of course he did.
[00:36:13] Why would I know sorry.
[00:36:14] 98 90.
[00:36:15] It's up tonight.
[00:36:16] Why wouldn't it.
[00:36:20] What from that time period.
[00:36:21] Yeah it's very unlikely that you'd live to that age.
[00:36:24] Why you love old cures.
[00:36:27] In 792.
[00:36:28] Yeah you ain't a fucking god.
[00:36:30] He had to know a lot with it.
[00:36:32] That's a relatively new disease I think.
[00:36:34] Well he will get all willy and get plague or all because no one could fucking touch him.
[00:36:38] I mean you could think anybody was susceptible to plague.
[00:36:41] I think it was that fucking airborne.
[00:36:43] It would just shut chambers do it.
[00:36:45] It would have put sick days on on Sundays.
[00:36:50] Just have a look at him.
[00:36:53] Oh no sorry we're 80.
[00:36:54] Sorry.
[00:36:56] But still 80 that time period fucking is very good.
[00:37:00] Do you know why the.
[00:37:01] Why we said bless you when you sneeze.
[00:37:03] Go on.
[00:37:04] It's because when back in that day it was symptom of a plague.
[00:37:10] So they used to say bless you is in.
[00:37:13] Does you know that ring a ring a rose is also about plague.
[00:37:15] Yes but disturbing not one.
[00:37:17] But yes so they stop rubbing my feet with your toes please.
[00:37:19] So they go bless you to say like.
[00:37:23] Be God with you.
[00:37:24] Yeah.
[00:37:26] And do you know what.
[00:37:27] Be God we're going to.
[00:37:29] Call it.
[00:37:30] Yeah.
[00:37:31] Nice.
[00:37:32] And you know I'm really apes smelled like his own flesh because his legs were right.
[00:37:37] So that again what was that sentence.
[00:37:39] Henry the else smelled like his own flesh because he would smell like his own.
[00:37:43] His own flesh.
[00:37:44] I don't get that what rotten flesh.
[00:37:46] He smelled like right there we go.
[00:37:48] His legs are right.
[00:37:50] You smell like you.
[00:37:52] You smell very skinny.
[00:37:55] His legs were rotting what from Gow.
[00:37:57] Some of the other.
[00:37:58] It'll be Gow because if you leave I can't remember what it is I think is if you leave an indulgent lifestyle you get Gow.
[00:38:03] You were three hundred and sixty two pounds.
[00:38:06] That's how much he weighed.
[00:38:08] What's that.
[00:38:10] It's fucking metrics in it.
[00:38:12] Look at three hundred sixty two pounds in kilogram.
[00:38:14] As kilogram going to make it easier make do it in stone.
[00:38:17] All right.
[00:38:19] Three hundred sixty two.
[00:38:21] Well there's fourteen pounds per stone.
[00:38:25] Double up.
[00:38:27] Go on.
[00:38:31] What do you think it is.
[00:38:33] Twenty eight stone.
[00:38:35] Close to be fair.
[00:38:37] Thanks.
[00:38:39] It's twenty five point eight.
[00:38:41] Oh no idea.
[00:38:43] I like five stone off.
[00:38:45] Yeah but that's not that far.
[00:38:47] Twenty five.
[00:38:49] Twenty five stone.
[00:38:51] It's a lot in it.
[00:38:53] Anyway should we do a segment.
[00:38:55] Why are we ready for it.
[00:38:57] Very good.
[00:38:59] Seg with the sorry.
[00:39:01] Sorry I weren't ready.
[00:39:03] Well you were ready.
[00:39:05] You got me off surprise here.
[00:39:07] Segment time segment time it is segment time.
[00:39:10] Fucker in the pussy.
[00:39:12] Do you want to tell them what we're doing.
[00:39:15] We're reliving.
[00:39:17] It's a repeat.
[00:39:19] It's a sequel.
[00:39:21] We did a.
[00:39:23] Do you know what segment called Billy.
[00:39:25] Translations.
[00:39:27] I can't remember how long ago.
[00:39:29] It doesn't matter.
[00:39:31] Nobody fucking cares about that.
[00:39:33] So we've picked words out that are in a different language.
[00:39:37] And we're going to say them in that language.
[00:39:39] Well yeah in that language.
[00:39:41] The best we can.
[00:39:43] If not I'll finger you up ready.
[00:39:45] We apologize if not we're not trying to be offensive.
[00:39:47] Have Google translate ready.
[00:39:49] I will try.
[00:39:51] So then you can just play that.
[00:39:53] I've just realised I've got my answers here and you're just looking straight at them.
[00:39:57] I haven't looked.
[00:39:59] There's two points per question.
[00:40:01] Guess the language and then some miracle guess the word.
[00:40:05] Oh my word.
[00:40:08] Sorry.
[00:40:10] Are you ready.
[00:40:12] Who's going first.
[00:40:14] Rock paper scissors.
[00:40:16] One two three four.
[00:40:19] Three two one go.
[00:40:21] Three two one go.
[00:40:23] Three two one go.
[00:40:24] I just throw up a little bit in my mouth.
[00:40:28] Sorry.
[00:40:30] You can go first.
[00:40:32] OK.
[00:40:34] Pallanadrone.
[00:40:36] Pallanadrone.
[00:40:38] The word is a pallanadrone.
[00:40:41] Sorry if we're not saying these correctly.
[00:40:44] I mean you could at least try and be the fucking.
[00:40:47] No country is instead of saying it in just in your Yorkshire accent.
[00:40:51] Yeah but as soon as I do the as soon as I do the accent you're going to get it.
[00:40:55] You're going to do it step by step typical aren't they.
[00:40:57] That's why.
[00:40:58] Well try to go like Italian.
[00:41:00] Well try.
[00:41:02] Yeah but I could do that for like a lot of languages so like just.
[00:41:05] Yeah.
[00:41:06] So.
[00:41:07] Go on.
[00:41:08] So you need to try and get it first and then I'll give you a clue.
[00:41:11] Pallad.
[00:41:13] Pallanadrone.
[00:41:14] Pallanadrone.
[00:41:15] Yeah.
[00:41:17] Might not be saying these correctly guys.
[00:41:18] Swedish.
[00:41:19] No.
[00:41:20] How many guesses of countries do I get.
[00:41:23] Try and three guesses and then I'll and then I'll put an accent on.
[00:41:26] Can you give me a clue like is it European.
[00:41:29] It's European.
[00:41:30] OK.
[00:41:32] I think I've actually unintentionally done all European places.
[00:41:37] Apart from apart from like one or two.
[00:41:40] Apart from two.
[00:41:43] Palladrone.
[00:41:45] Palladrone.
[00:41:46] Palladrone.
[00:41:48] Palladrone.
[00:41:50] French.
[00:41:51] No.
[00:41:52] OK.
[00:41:54] Pallandrone.
[00:41:56] Swedish.
[00:41:58] Have I said.
[00:41:59] You've said Swedish.
[00:42:01] Danish.
[00:42:02] No.
[00:42:03] What's the country then.
[00:42:05] Well it's not.
[00:42:06] I'm going to give an accent now.
[00:42:07] Oh give me the accent.
[00:42:08] Pallandrone.
[00:42:09] Italian.
[00:42:10] Yeah there you go.
[00:42:11] Go on what does it mean.
[00:42:13] Palladrone.
[00:42:17] Errr.
[00:42:19] Arsehole.
[00:42:20] No.
[00:42:21] Is it a sexual.
[00:42:22] Is it naughty word.
[00:42:23] No.
[00:42:24] Or is it like a serious word.
[00:42:26] Yes.
[00:42:27] An everyday word.
[00:42:29] Errr cheese.
[00:42:30] No it's not like an everyday word.
[00:42:33] You call somebody it.
[00:42:35] Dickhead.
[00:42:36] Wanker.
[00:42:37] No.
[00:42:38] Shit face.
[00:42:39] No.
[00:42:40] Friend.
[00:42:41] No.
[00:42:42] Colleague.
[00:42:43] Have you done.
[00:42:44] Yeah.
[00:42:45] Fucking that.
[00:42:46] That fucking is going to be so odd this.
[00:42:51] You ready.
[00:42:54] Yes.
[00:42:55] Enfori.
[00:42:58] Say that again.
[00:42:59] Enfori.
[00:43:01] Spanish.
[00:43:02] No.
[00:43:03] Portuguese.
[00:43:04] No.
[00:43:05] Italian.
[00:43:06] No.
[00:43:07] Enfori.
[00:43:09] Should I try and do it with the accent.
[00:43:10] Go on then.
[00:43:12] You wait.
[00:43:13] I don't know how to do an accent.
[00:43:18] Enfori.
[00:43:20] Enfori.
[00:43:21] Enfori.
[00:43:23] Err Danish.
[00:43:24] No.
[00:43:25] Swedish.
[00:43:26] No.
[00:43:27] Enfori.
[00:43:28] Enfori.
[00:43:29] French.
[00:43:30] I said French.
[00:43:31] You didn't.
[00:43:32] Didn't I?
[00:43:33] No.
[00:43:34] You said Spanish Portuguese.
[00:43:35] Say it again.
[00:43:36] Enfori.
[00:43:39] It doesn't actually sound like the word actually.
[00:43:41] We refer it to.
[00:43:43] Is it love?
[00:43:44] No.
[00:43:46] It's an insult.
[00:43:47] I'll give you some clues.
[00:43:48] Twat.
[00:43:49] No.
[00:43:50] That's like an English thing isn't it.
[00:43:51] Err cock.
[00:43:53] You close.
[00:43:54] Penis.
[00:43:57] Vagina.
[00:43:58] No go back to the first word.
[00:43:59] Cock.
[00:44:00] Chicken.
[00:44:01] Add something to ender it.
[00:44:02] Cock head.
[00:44:04] Cock nose.
[00:44:05] No.
[00:44:06] Cock tail.
[00:44:07] No.
[00:44:09] Cox.
[00:44:10] No.
[00:44:11] Come on you make it close.
[00:44:14] Cockerel.
[00:44:15] No if I'm calling at you.
[00:44:16] I'm insulting you.
[00:44:17] I'm calling you the.
[00:44:18] I'm calling you something.
[00:44:19] Dickhead.
[00:44:20] Don't.
[00:44:21] Go back to the same word.
[00:44:22] Cock.
[00:44:23] Yeah and then add another word on ender it.
[00:44:25] I don't know.
[00:44:26] You're an Enfori.
[00:44:28] Should I just get you?
[00:44:29] No no wait.
[00:44:30] What other things go on ender a cock that's an insult.
[00:44:33] Easy.
[00:44:35] What is something as a heterosexual male you would not want to do to a cock.
[00:44:41] Gobble it.
[00:44:42] Right.
[00:44:43] Is it a cock gobbler.
[00:44:44] Nearly but no.
[00:44:46] Cock sucker.
[00:44:47] Yes.
[00:44:48] There we go.
[00:44:49] Fucking arst of water there.
[00:44:55] I think this is how it's pronounced.
[00:44:57] OK.
[00:44:58] Siente.
[00:44:59] There's a C in there but I think it's silent I think.
[00:45:02] Siente.
[00:45:04] Siente.
[00:45:05] Or sacante.
[00:45:06] It's not sacante.
[00:45:07] I think it's siente.
[00:45:08] Is it?
[00:45:09] Siente.
[00:45:10] Is it European again?
[00:45:11] Yes.
[00:45:12] Spanish?
[00:45:14] No.
[00:45:17] Portuguese?
[00:45:18] No.
[00:45:20] I feel like it's like Latin.
[00:45:23] Siente.
[00:45:26] It can't be Latin but if it's European.
[00:45:28] Nah you know what I mean though that kind of lingo.
[00:45:32] We're going to go out of lima here.
[00:45:34] Polish?
[00:45:35] No.
[00:45:36] Bad choice.
[00:45:37] Siente.
[00:45:40] Swedish?
[00:45:42] No.
[00:45:43] I'm not good at accents either.
[00:45:45] French?
[00:45:46] No.
[00:45:47] Italian?
[00:45:48] Yes.
[00:45:49] Again?
[00:45:50] You little fucking tricker.
[00:45:51] Siente.
[00:45:52] Sangria.
[00:45:53] No.
[00:45:56] Is it a sexual word?
[00:45:58] No.
[00:45:59] An insult word?
[00:46:00] Kind of but it's not explicit.
[00:46:03] We should really get them in and then play it so that you can hear it.
[00:46:10] Yeah that's why I said I have Google Translate ready.
[00:46:13] Siente is...
[00:46:18] Siente?
[00:46:23] Is it...
[00:46:25] a fish?
[00:46:28] Is it a fish?
[00:46:30] No it's not.
[00:46:31] Oh you're going to have to tell me.
[00:46:38] Yeah?
[00:46:39] Yeah sorry.
[00:46:43] Yeah right.
[00:46:45] There we go.
[00:46:47] Siente.
[00:46:48] Thank you.
[00:46:50] No.
[00:46:51] Sacente.
[00:46:52] Sacente.
[00:46:53] Sacente.
[00:46:54] Go away.
[00:46:55] No.
[00:46:56] Sacente.
[00:46:58] Come here.
[00:46:59] No.
[00:47:00] Sacente.
[00:47:02] It's know it all.
[00:47:03] Know it all.
[00:47:07] Oh shit.
[00:47:08] Right.
[00:47:09] My name is...
[00:47:12] Defunki o eretti?
[00:47:15] Get it on Google Translate.
[00:47:19] Why?
[00:47:20] I feel like I said it better.
[00:47:23] Yeah but it's just so people...
[00:47:24] I just thought we might as well get actual pronunciation.
[00:47:30] One minute then.
[00:47:33] Sorry guys.
[00:47:40] Er alright I'll do mine.
[00:47:43] While you're going it.
[00:47:45] So this one.
[00:47:46] Snälla du.
[00:47:49] What?
[00:47:50] Snälla du.
[00:47:52] What?
[00:47:53] Snälla du.
[00:47:55] What?
[00:47:56] Snälla du.
[00:47:57] What?
[00:47:58] Snälla du.
[00:47:59] What?
[00:48:00] Snälla du.
[00:48:02] Swedish.
[00:48:04] Snälla du.
[00:48:05] Well done.
[00:48:06] Yes!
[00:48:07] Meatballs.
[00:48:08] No.
[00:48:10] Snälla du.
[00:48:12] It's not those.
[00:48:13] No.
[00:48:14] Snälla du.
[00:48:15] It's not an insult.
[00:48:18] Sacente.
[00:48:21] Snälla du.
[00:48:24] IKEA.
[00:48:26] No.
[00:48:27] Dime.
[00:48:28] No.
[00:48:29] Fuck.
[00:48:31] It's something that you would use if you wanted to learn a few pieces of language if you
[00:48:35] went to a country, to be polite.
[00:48:38] Thank you.
[00:48:39] No.
[00:48:40] Hello.
[00:48:41] No.
[00:48:42] Err...
[00:48:43] Beer please?
[00:48:45] Half right.
[00:48:46] Beer?
[00:48:48] Is this how much you don't say please?
[00:48:50] Fucking hell.
[00:48:51] Thank you?
[00:48:52] Is it thank you?
[00:48:53] Please thank you.
[00:48:55] I've literally just said...
[00:48:56] Is please?
[00:48:57] Is please?
[00:48:58] Fucking hell Billy.
[00:48:59] It's alright, my mind just went to it.
[00:49:04] Beer.
[00:49:07] Right, you ready for mine then?
[00:49:08] Yeah.
[00:49:12] Why is it not doing it?
[00:49:20] It's not doing it.
[00:49:21] You press that little button.
[00:49:23] That little speaker button.
[00:49:24] Have you got your volume turned up Billy?
[00:49:25] Yeah.
[00:49:26] Have you got it on silent?
[00:49:28] Yeah.
[00:49:32] It's still not doing it.
[00:49:33] I can't even show it to you.
[00:49:35] Your phone's broken innit?
[00:49:36] Why is it doing it?
[00:49:43] Oh shit.
[00:49:46] Oh, it did it.
[00:49:49] Again?
[00:49:52] Not as French.
[00:49:53] No.
[00:49:54] Again?
[00:49:56] Italian?
[00:49:57] No.
[00:50:04] Is it European?
[00:50:06] Yes.
[00:50:07] Spain?
[00:50:08] No.
[00:50:10] Again?
[00:50:13] I said France.
[00:50:15] Yeah, I said Italy, I said Spain.
[00:50:20] Portuguese?
[00:50:21] Yes.
[00:50:27] Is that one word or two words?
[00:50:29] Two words, but you'd say it together.
[00:50:31] Thank you.
[00:50:32] No.
[00:50:35] It's not an insult but it's a particular problem you could have in the bedroom.
[00:50:40] A reptile dysfunction?
[00:50:41] Yeah.
[00:50:42] Have I got it?
[00:50:43] Yeah.
[00:50:45] Ready?
[00:50:46] Yep.
[00:50:47] Mine's not fucking playing that.
[00:50:58] It knows.
[00:51:01] Ow.
[00:51:06] Fucking goggles, fucking us.
[00:51:09] Right, I'll do mine next then.
[00:51:12] That's French.
[00:51:13] No.
[00:51:17] Italian?
[00:51:18] No.
[00:51:24] Belgian?
[00:51:25] No.
[00:51:29] Swedish?
[00:51:30] No.
[00:51:32] It is Scandinavian.
[00:51:33] Danish?
[00:51:34] Yes.
[00:51:35] Parfoul, is that thanks?
[00:51:37] No.
[00:51:38] Is it an insult?
[00:51:39] No, it's an animal.
[00:51:42] Cat?
[00:51:43] No.
[00:51:44] Dog?
[00:51:45] No.
[00:51:46] Polar bear?
[00:51:47] No.
[00:51:48] Penguin?
[00:51:49] No.
[00:51:50] Parrot?
[00:51:51] No.
[00:51:52] Penguin?
[00:51:53] No.
[00:51:54] You've said penguin twice.
[00:51:55] Horse?
[00:51:56] No, it's a bird.
[00:51:58] Some type of bird.
[00:52:00] Pigeon?
[00:52:01] No.
[00:52:02] Blackbird?
[00:52:03] No.
[00:52:04] Hawk?
[00:52:05] No.
[00:52:06] Chicken?
[00:52:07] No.
[00:52:08] Turkey?
[00:52:09] No.
[00:52:11] Parrot?
[00:52:12] No.
[00:52:14] Think of it.
[00:52:15] Think of what it's saying.
[00:52:17] Like the first letter.
[00:52:19] It's P?
[00:52:20] Yeah.
[00:52:21] Penguin?
[00:52:22] No.
[00:52:23] Parrot?
[00:52:24] No.
[00:52:25] I don't know how many birds would begin with a P by the way.
[00:52:27] Think about it.
[00:52:31] Woodpecker?
[00:52:32] Beginning with P.
[00:52:33] Yeah, but it's P so I don't know whether it's pecker.
[00:52:38] I don't know, you're going to have to get me.
[00:52:40] Peacock.
[00:52:41] Ah, fucking hell.
[00:52:42] Right.
[00:52:43] Oh, there we go.
[00:52:48] That's Chinese?
[00:52:50] No it's not.
[00:52:51] Japanese?
[00:52:53] No.
[00:52:54] Is it Asian?
[00:52:55] No.
[00:52:56] European?
[00:52:57] Yes.
[00:52:58] Spanish?
[00:52:59] No.
[00:53:00] Italian?
[00:53:01] No.
[00:53:02] French?
[00:53:03] No.
[00:53:04] Greek?
[00:53:05] No.
[00:53:06] Swedish?
[00:53:07] No.
[00:53:08] Belarus?
[00:53:09] No.
[00:53:10] Polish?
[00:53:11] Sorry, I was going to say no.
[00:53:12] I just kept saying no.
[00:53:13] Sorry.
[00:53:14] He's Swedish.
[00:53:15] It's one word.
[00:53:20] Moron?
[00:53:21] Mor.
[00:53:23] It begins with that first letter.
[00:53:26] Is it an insult?
[00:53:27] No.
[00:53:28] Just normal everyday word?
[00:53:29] Yep.
[00:53:31] I said mor, didn't I?
[00:53:32] Mum?
[00:53:33] No.
[00:53:34] Mother?
[00:53:35] No.
[00:53:38] Magnet?
[00:53:39] No.
[00:53:40] Medium?
[00:53:41] No.
[00:53:42] I'm just going to go through every fucking letter that begins with M. Money?
[00:53:46] No.
[00:53:47] Macro?
[00:53:48] No.
[00:53:49] Micro?
[00:53:50] This just shows how rude you are as a person.
[00:53:52] Microwave?
[00:53:53] No.
[00:53:55] Many?
[00:53:56] Thanks?
[00:53:57] No.
[00:53:58] Many?
[00:53:59] No.
[00:54:01] There's no polite word beginning with M.
[00:54:05] Morning?
[00:54:06] Oh, morning.
[00:54:08] Well, no, because if you'd be more polite it's a good morning.
[00:54:11] You can't do it when you can just say morning.
[00:54:14] Let me get my next one.
[00:54:18] See, I might not need Google for this one.
[00:54:22] Defed?
[00:54:24] Defed.
[00:54:26] What, defed?
[00:54:29] German?
[00:54:30] No.
[00:54:31] Defed.
[00:54:34] Can I listen to it?
[00:54:35] No.
[00:54:36] You should know it.
[00:54:41] Don't just fucking Google it, you dick.
[00:54:44] What is it?
[00:54:46] I'll play it.
[00:54:48] I've got one here.
[00:54:52] Oh, what?
[00:54:55] French?
[00:54:56] No.
[00:54:57] Italian?
[00:54:58] No.
[00:54:59] Spanish?
[00:55:00] No.
[00:55:01] You'll never get it.
[00:55:02] Germany?
[00:55:03] No.
[00:55:04] Belgium?
[00:55:05] No.
[00:55:06] Iceland?
[00:55:07] Oh, divide?
[00:55:08] Welsh?
[00:55:09] Yeah.
[00:55:13] You should get this.
[00:55:14] Think of my mind and what's the only word I'd think of in Welsh?
[00:55:17] Dick.
[00:55:18] No.
[00:55:19] Dickhead.
[00:55:20] No.
[00:55:21] Dime bar.
[00:55:22] No.
[00:55:23] I've not had a dime bar.
[00:55:24] Why the fuck would I think of dime bar in Welsh?
[00:55:25] I've not had a dime bar in ages.
[00:55:27] What is the one word I would think of in Welsh to say?
[00:55:32] David?
[00:55:33] No.
[00:55:36] Donkey?
[00:55:37] No.
[00:55:38] Oh my god.
[00:55:39] Dragon?
[00:55:40] What is Welsh famous for?
[00:55:41] Dragons.
[00:55:42] No.
[00:55:43] More stereotypical.
[00:55:45] Sheep.
[00:55:47] What's the word, Jack?
[00:55:49] D.
[00:55:51] Sheep.
[00:55:52] Yes.
[00:55:53] Sheep.
[00:55:54] That is Welsh for sheep.
[00:55:56] Oh, is it?
[00:55:57] Yeah.
[00:55:58] Okay, what were it?
[00:56:01] Okay, nice.
[00:56:03] Seam.
[00:56:04] Seam?
[00:56:05] Seam.
[00:56:06] Is it Chinese?
[00:56:07] Seam.
[00:56:08] No, it's not.
[00:56:09] Is it Asian?
[00:56:10] No.
[00:56:11] European again?
[00:56:12] Yes.
[00:56:18] Spanish?
[00:56:19] No.
[00:56:20] French?
[00:56:21] No.
[00:56:22] Greek?
[00:56:23] No.
[00:56:24] German?
[00:56:25] No.
[00:56:26] Austrian?
[00:56:27] No.
[00:56:28] Danish?
[00:56:29] No.
[00:56:30] Swedish?
[00:56:32] English?
[00:56:33] No.
[00:56:37] Belgian?
[00:56:38] No.
[00:56:39] Fucking hell, I don't know how many more countries there is in Europe.
[00:56:46] Italian?
[00:56:47] No.
[00:56:49] Russian?
[00:56:50] There's like one that you've not said that's near Spain.
[00:56:53] Portuguese?
[00:56:54] Yeah.
[00:56:55] Alright, what is it?
[00:56:57] Sing.
[00:56:58] Sing?
[00:56:59] No.
[00:57:00] The sink.
[00:57:01] The sink.
[00:57:02] The kitchen sink.
[00:57:03] If I were to say, do you want a beer?
[00:57:08] What would you say?
[00:57:10] Yes.
[00:57:11] Please.
[00:57:12] Please.
[00:57:13] No.
[00:57:14] Yes.
[00:57:15] Yes.
[00:57:16] It's yes.
[00:57:17] It's yes.
[00:57:18] Same as yes in Portuguese.
[00:57:19] Let's just do one more each.
[00:57:26] Right, mine's vast pinning.
[00:57:30] What is the word?
[00:57:34] I'll put it in for you.
[00:57:36] Say it again.
[00:57:37] One minute, let me get the woman to do it.
[00:57:51] Is it European?
[00:57:52] Yeah.
[00:57:53] German?
[00:57:54] No.
[00:57:56] Fast spinner?
[00:57:57] French?
[00:57:58] No.
[00:57:59] Belgian?
[00:58:00] No.
[00:58:01] Spanish?
[00:58:02] No.
[00:58:03] Danish?
[00:58:04] No.
[00:58:05] Norway?
[00:58:06] No.
[00:58:07] Iceland?
[00:58:08] No.
[00:58:09] It's not that, it's not European.
[00:58:12] It is European.
[00:58:13] No, Iceland's not European.
[00:58:15] It is?
[00:58:16] Iceland's not European.
[00:58:17] Where the fuck is it then?
[00:58:19] It's just, it's like its own little island.
[00:58:21] It's just its own continent, is it?
[00:58:23] I mean, it's not European.
[00:58:28] I'm gonna Google it now.
[00:58:30] Not European Union.
[00:58:32] That's a fucking get-ah!
[00:58:33] You can't just say European Union.
[00:58:36] Iceland's in Europe.
[00:58:45] Are you Googling it?
[00:58:47] Yeah.
[00:58:48] It's in fucking Europe.
[00:58:49] It is.
[00:58:50] Mad.
[00:58:51] I love how you tried to do a little get-ah there.
[00:58:54] I meant EU, I meant EU!
[00:58:56] No, I thought it was in the EU.
[00:59:01] You have to be in Europe to be in the EU.
[00:59:03] Yeah, no, that's just dumb logic.
[00:59:08] I mean, Europe's closer to fucking Alaska than it is, I mean...
[00:59:12] What?
[00:59:13] Iceland's closer to Alaska than it is Europe.
[00:59:18] Have you looked at it on a map?
[00:59:19] It's closer to Alaska.
[00:59:21] It's closer to fucking Alaska!
[00:59:27] No, it's not.
[00:59:32] I don't say it's that, you know, it's on the way.
[00:59:36] It's near Greenland.
[00:59:38] It's like the Horthway mark.
[00:59:41] Yeah, we've fucking hell got way segmented here.
[00:59:43] Anyway, go on, guess that word.
[00:59:44] Say it again.
[00:59:45] What was it?
[00:59:47] Where were it from?
[00:59:48] I didn't even get country.
[00:59:50] It's from, it's Dutch.
[00:59:52] It's Dutch, what were it?
[00:59:55] Fuck, she won't do it now.
[00:59:57] Vastem pinnen.
[01:00:02] Err, vastem pinnen.
[01:00:04] Small penis?
[01:00:05] No.
[01:00:06] Penis?
[01:00:07] No.
[01:00:08] Dickhead?
[01:00:09] No.
[01:00:10] Vagina?
[01:00:11] No.
[01:00:12] Boobies?
[01:00:13] No.
[01:00:14] Don't know.
[01:00:15] Cock sucking?
[01:00:16] No.
[01:00:17] Blowjob?
[01:00:18] No.
[01:00:19] Fucking hell, no idea.
[01:00:20] No.
[01:00:21] You may like it, you may not.
[01:00:23] Depends what you're into.
[01:00:24] You're going to have to tell me.
[01:00:25] I don't know.
[01:00:26] Peking?
[01:00:27] Ooh, no thank you.
[01:00:29] Right, go on, you're lost in there.
[01:00:33] Bum liqueur?
[01:00:40] French?
[01:00:41] No.
[01:00:42] Egyptian?
[01:00:43] I'd say it's not, it's not European.
[01:00:46] It's not European?
[01:00:47] Are you sure your fucking knowledge of continents isn't great?
[01:00:51] I don't know.
[01:00:58] It might be European.
[01:00:59] Fucks.
[01:01:00] I don't actually know what defines European continent.
[01:01:03] I don't know what's in it.
[01:01:05] Norwegian?
[01:01:06] No.
[01:01:08] Is it Iceland?
[01:01:09] A lot warmer than Iceland.
[01:01:14] A lot warmer?
[01:01:16] Yeah.
[01:01:17] Malta?
[01:01:18] No, and that's not a language.
[01:01:20] Maltinese?
[01:01:21] Are you sure, are you going to back that?
[01:01:25] Maltinese!
[01:01:26] Maltese is?
[01:01:27] I don't know, give me a language.
[01:01:34] It's Arabic.
[01:01:38] How the fuck have you managed to translate that?
[01:01:42] I'm cool with translating that.
[01:01:44] Bum ol?
[01:01:45] No, it's polite.
[01:01:54] Thank you.
[01:01:56] Well done, you got it.
[01:01:57] Yeah!
[01:01:58] Well done.
[01:01:59] Amazing.
[01:02:00] One more.
[01:02:01] Go on then.
[01:02:05] I want to get a good one for you, wait.
[01:02:08] One minute, one minute, this is a good one.
[01:02:10] It's a lot better to do it this way, because I don't have to try and pronounce it.
[01:02:18] Hang on.
[01:02:24] Ready?
[01:02:25] Go.
[01:02:28] Oh, I don't know why.
[01:02:29] For some reason I have to turn my phone on and off for it to play.
[01:02:33] Yes sir.
[01:02:35] Is this Asian?
[01:02:37] No.
[01:02:38] Yes sir.
[01:02:39] This is European.
[01:02:42] Finnish?
[01:02:43] No.
[01:02:45] Warmer?
[01:02:46] Spanish?
[01:02:48] No.
[01:02:50] Portugal?
[01:02:51] No.
[01:02:52] Portuguese?
[01:02:53] No.
[01:02:55] There are only warm countries in Europe, aren't there?
[01:02:57] No.
[01:02:58] Italy?
[01:02:59] No.
[01:03:00] Italian?
[01:03:01] No.
[01:03:02] Greek?
[01:03:03] There you go.
[01:03:04] Greek.
[01:03:05] What is it?
[01:03:07] Is it thank you again?
[01:03:09] No, it's hello.
[01:03:10] Oh, it's hello.
[01:03:11] Yeah.
[01:03:13] Is that it?
[01:03:14] We're done?
[01:03:15] One more.
[01:03:16] Oh, I forgot to say.
[01:03:17] Eferistoo.
[01:03:21] German?
[01:03:22] No.
[01:03:24] European?
[01:03:25] Yes.
[01:03:26] Eferistoo.
[01:03:29] Eer...
[01:03:30] Eferistoo.
[01:03:31] French?
[01:03:32] No.
[01:03:33] Spanish?
[01:03:34] No.
[01:03:35] Norwegian?
[01:03:36] No.
[01:03:37] Swedish?
[01:03:38] Warmer.
[01:03:39] Eer...
[01:03:41] Italian?
[01:03:42] No.
[01:03:44] Eer...
[01:03:46] Warmer?
[01:03:48] Spain?
[01:03:50] Greek again?
[01:03:51] Yes.
[01:03:52] Oh, is it?
[01:03:53] Do it again.
[01:03:55] Eferistoo.
[01:03:58] Ho?
[01:03:59] Postitute?
[01:04:00] No.
[01:04:02] Eferistoo.
[01:04:05] Good morning?
[01:04:06] No.
[01:04:07] Goodbye?
[01:04:08] Evening?
[01:04:09] No.
[01:04:10] It's thank you.
[01:04:11] Oh, right.
[01:04:12] Again.
[01:04:13] One more Greek.
[01:04:14] Oh my God.
[01:04:17] We did this last time.
[01:04:21] Eer...
[01:04:23] Good evening.
[01:04:25] Hello.
[01:04:26] It's one word.
[01:04:27] Theos?
[01:04:29] It's a P.
[01:04:32] Please?
[01:04:33] No.
[01:04:34] Is it polite?
[01:04:35] No.
[01:04:36] Penis?
[01:04:37] Penis!
[01:04:38] Greek for penis.
[01:04:39] Sorry for people that are listening in Greece.
[01:04:43] Get your peos out.
[01:04:50] Right, thanks guys.
[01:04:53] Bye.
[01:04:54] Bye!
[01:04:55] Peos.
[01:04:56] Peos.