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[00:00:21] Nobody fucking cares about that.
[00:00:22] Did you know that during World War II, Poland had a bear that saved in the military.
[00:00:28] What?
[00:00:29] That a bear.
[00:00:30] That a bear.
[00:00:31] So in 1942, a company of Polish troops was evacuated from the Soviet Union and found
[00:00:37] their way to Iran.
[00:00:39] Along the way they befriended a Syrian brown bear that they named Wadjitek.
[00:00:43] I've probably said that completely wrong.
[00:00:46] They officially enlisted me as a private in the unit.
[00:00:49] The men ended up in Italy from 1943 to 1944 bringing the bear along with him and it helped
[00:00:56] us carry it.
[00:00:57] Every ammunition and quickly became a celebrity among the troops.
[00:01:00] How can I imagine it dead?
[00:01:01] Can I just like going to war and then run into what's front lines as a fucking nuclear
[00:01:05] bear.
[00:01:06] No wonder we won.
[00:01:08] You imagine just attaching two machine guns on side of it?
[00:01:12] No, riding it and running down with that.
[00:01:14] That's cool.
[00:01:15] To be fair, you'd only take like a few shots to head and then it would just be a big sack
[00:01:18] of weight, wouldn't it?
[00:01:19] Yeah.
[00:01:20] Have you ever seen a bear?
[00:01:22] No, but can you imagine that they're terrifying?
[00:01:27] Yeah.
[00:01:30] Which ones do you think's the worst?
[00:01:32] Nice.
[00:01:33] Of course, that came from like me go up.
[00:01:36] Sorry.
[00:01:37] I can't even.
[00:01:38] I can't even stop that.
[00:01:39] A grizzly bear.
[00:01:41] Salat pull the bears.
[00:01:43] Well they're worse, I think.
[00:01:45] I'd like to see a grizzly bear fight pull the bear.
[00:01:48] I'd be like an ultimate.
[00:01:49] Bear fight.
[00:01:50] Yeah.
[00:01:51] Who can bear it?
[00:01:52] No.
[00:01:53] Did you watch that cocaine bear film?
[00:01:56] No, I see.
[00:01:57] It's an Amazon Prime now.
[00:01:59] I don't know.
[00:02:00] Yeah man, watch it.
[00:02:01] Is it basically a bear?
[00:02:02] What does cocaine go around killing people?
[00:02:04] Yeah, it's best on true story.
[00:02:06] Fuck off.
[00:02:07] Genuinely it's best on true story.
[00:02:09] What?
[00:02:10] A bear?
[00:02:11] Not as fucking crazy is what the Mika does film.
[00:02:13] It's basically the main thing that's true from it is that a bear did cocaine and went
[00:02:18] on a killings free.
[00:02:19] No way.
[00:02:20] It's true.
[00:02:21] Where are you?
[00:02:22] I don't know.
[00:02:23] I don't know that.
[00:02:24] It can't be anywhere.
[00:02:25] What is obviously not in England, is it?
[00:02:26] Not in Paris in England.
[00:02:27] The thing is what fucking makes me question is they said based on a true story but just because
[00:02:35] they said that doesn't mean that everything in there is based on a true story like it's
[00:02:39] just fucking...
[00:02:40] So what do we all always in it?
[00:02:42] No.
[00:02:43] Based on a true story and then you've got fucking kitchen knives going about 50 miles
[00:02:47] now.
[00:02:48] Yeah, I'll really.
[00:02:49] Yeah, it cost a bit.
[00:02:50] Yeah.
[00:02:51] It cost a bit.
[00:02:52] So yeah, so I don't know what level of antics the bear got up to when it was high on cocaine.
[00:02:56] It probably did some stupid shit but...
[00:02:58] Probably send it to war.
[00:02:59] Yeah.
[00:03:00] I don't think it would like chasing an ambulance at fucking 70 miles and I wouldn't call
[00:03:03] it, but yeah.
[00:03:04] That's what they need to do with the Polish bear.
[00:03:08] Should have done with the Polish bear.
[00:03:09] The bear is long gone.
[00:03:10] Yeah.
[00:03:11] Well, how long do they live for?
[00:03:13] I think he said he died in Edinburgh's ill.
[00:03:15] I think.
[00:03:16] Yeah, how long?
[00:03:17] I don't know.
[00:03:18] Let me see if we can go back up.
[00:03:21] There we go.
[00:03:22] Yeah, it was eventually discharged after the war so it survived the fucking war.
[00:03:27] Fucking hell.
[00:03:28] And then lived peacefully in Edinburgh's ill until he passed away in 1963.
[00:03:33] Ah.
[00:03:34] So it lived 20 years there.
[00:03:35] Yeah.
[00:03:36] I mean, she must have been in a little...
[00:03:38] Did well?
[00:03:39] He must have been about 30 year old.
[00:03:40] Did well?
[00:03:41] Anyway, shall I get some of the drunk at me?
[00:03:45] Yes.
[00:03:46] I'm not drunk at all.
[00:03:47] Did you met this one?
[00:03:48] Hmm.
[00:03:49] I don't actually...
[00:03:50] I feel like I've heard it, but then at the same time I can't remember where I've heard
[00:03:53] it from.
[00:03:54] It's very hard to make no material nowadays.
[00:03:56] Everything's already been done.
[00:03:57] Yeah.
[00:03:58] But in your case, you do generally just see something and think I'll steal that.
[00:04:01] Yeah.
[00:04:02] Yeah.
[00:04:03] I'm not original.
[00:04:04] Anyway, so the best friend died over there.
[00:04:08] I mean, I'm sorry, yeah.
[00:04:10] Am I dead?
[00:04:11] He died of hope, then.
[00:04:13] I can't believe Gaby's scum.
[00:04:15] Yeah, nice.
[00:04:16] That was good.
[00:04:17] Yes.
[00:04:18] It's also similar to you because you nearly died from your own heart.
[00:04:23] Your boy went hot, Ben.
[00:04:25] I mean, in that moment did you feel like your heart was burning?
[00:04:29] I don't feel like I had one.
[00:04:30] There you go.
[00:04:31] You got our burn.
[00:04:32] It's fucking horrible, our Ben.
[00:04:34] Do you ever have it?
[00:04:36] I'm completely ready.
[00:04:37] Like once.
[00:04:38] Like when you eat too quick.
[00:04:39] I don't know what brings it on.
[00:04:41] What is out there into you?
[00:04:43] What does it feel like?
[00:04:44] Like where you've got acid just, it feels like acid just keeps going on.
[00:04:46] Yeah.
[00:04:47] I had that reason though and I've not had it for a long time and I wonder where I thought
[00:04:50] I was dying.
[00:04:51] Like it would just felt weird.
[00:04:52] It's revealed.
[00:04:53] Yeah.
[00:04:54] I felt like my body would just really go get it and it's inside.
[00:04:56] I don't know what I'd at.
[00:04:57] To be fair, if you have Gaby's scum or Rennie's, it does drink.
[00:05:00] No, I didn't have any of them.
[00:05:02] I'm sorry, you suffered?
[00:05:04] Yeah.
[00:05:05] I'm one of them weirdos that try and avoid medication as much as they cut.
[00:05:10] Like I don't like taking paracetamol and ibuprofenum to lie it absolutely.
[00:05:14] Why is it placebo?
[00:05:15] No, it's just so that I don't build up an immune response.
[00:05:19] That's what the med father in it.
[00:05:21] So the more you have them, the less affected they're going to be.
[00:05:26] Really?
[00:05:27] Yes.
[00:05:28] If you have something more and more often and you keep taking it for like, oh you just don't...
[00:05:33] I thought you just get addicted to it.
[00:05:35] Well, I mean there is also that.
[00:05:37] But I don't think there's no addictive properties in my paracetamol or ibuprofenum.
[00:05:42] Where's painkiller?
[00:05:43] You addicted painkiller.
[00:05:44] I don't think you, but I don't think there's any addictive properties.
[00:05:47] I'm not entirely sure.
[00:05:48] Let's get our chops and work right now.
[00:05:50] Chop it up.
[00:05:51] Well that's not how you take paracetamol.
[00:05:53] You're doing this?
[00:05:54] Snort it.
[00:05:55] Well, no, I just meant like and then look inside it.
[00:05:57] So you're going to chop it up and then look inside and they're like, oh yeah, that's addictive.
[00:06:01] What do you think?
[00:06:03] It's just not pretty.
[00:06:04] It's going to scream.
[00:06:05] I'm addictive!
[00:06:06] Yeah.
[00:06:07] Yeah.
[00:06:08] Fucking do a strict law paracetamol, don't you?
[00:06:12] What?
[00:06:13] Just plead jokes.
[00:06:14] Sorry.
[00:06:15] Yeah.
[00:06:16] I love when they do when he tricks.
[00:06:17] Yeah, apologise.
[00:06:18] Billy is also a paracetamol.
[00:06:20] I'm actually not.
[00:06:22] What it is.
[00:06:23] Why?
[00:06:24] You may as well be.
[00:06:25] Well, my limbs move.
[00:06:26] You do nothing.
[00:06:27] They may as well not move.
[00:06:28] Oh no, we were walking but there.
[00:06:29] What?
[00:06:30] Come walk.
[00:06:31] Yeah.
[00:06:32] Yeah, kind of shoppers in it.
[00:06:34] Anyway.
[00:06:35] Yeah, sorry.
[00:06:36] What?
[00:06:37] I was going to say something.
[00:06:38] I've lost my trainer thought.
[00:06:39] Oh, fucking hell.
[00:06:40] Is it combat here?
[00:06:41] Yeah, the immune response, like the fucking...
[00:06:43] So that's the problem with antibiotics.
[00:06:46] Yeah, yeah.
[00:06:47] Yeah, yeah.
[00:06:48] Yeah.
[00:06:49] Yeah.
[00:06:50] Yeah.
[00:06:51] Yeah.
[00:06:52] Yeah.
[00:06:53] Yeah.
[00:06:54] Yeah.
[00:06:55] Yeah.
[00:06:56] Yeah.
[00:06:57] Yeah.
[00:06:58] You know what, yeah.
[00:06:59] You know, I think probably a thing about the hospital probably because we all know that
[00:07:01] they're not paying attention to.
[00:07:02] That's just what you're just doing and that's...
[00:07:03] That's the problem with antibiotics in my hospitals people are getting immune to me so
[00:07:04] like they don't even work in as effective because we keep the dish in their mouth for
[00:07:06] like...
[00:07:07] Yeah but we need them, don't we?
[00:07:09] Not necessarily.
[00:07:10] We not really.
[00:07:11] Not our real-
[00:07:12] Some people just bring some people just bring doctors up and say I don't feel good.
[00:07:15] I've got cold.
[00:07:16] But really realistic...
[00:07:17] But it's not really...
[00:07:18] Yeah antibiotics for that is it?
[00:07:19] You're besuperized.
[00:07:20] What?
[00:07:21] For cold.
[00:07:22] You normally only get antibiotics just as infectious.
[00:07:24] Just infectious.
[00:07:25] You're besuperized using skin.
[00:07:26] penis infection, I don't know. Clap.
[00:07:30] You get it?
[00:07:30] I might be entirely wrong.
[00:07:31] That's what you think my stance on it is.
[00:07:33] My view point.
[00:07:34] Before I could be completely wrong.
[00:07:36] Before antibiotics.
[00:07:38] We only lived to like 30, didn't we?
[00:07:41] No, I'm not saying they're not good, Billy.
[00:07:43] I'm saying we use them too much.
[00:07:46] Like, so the fantastic, we should live with them.
[00:07:49] They're very good.
[00:07:50] Don't get me to do them.
[00:07:51] Shoes them on a special occasion.
[00:07:52] Yeah.
[00:07:53] Like, so you don't just have fucking antibiotics
[00:07:55] because you've got an headache.
[00:07:56] Like, have you drank some water?
[00:07:58] Like, no, you're wanting them.
[00:08:00] You are, yeah.
[00:08:01] Oh, fucking hell.
[00:08:02] Well, I've got a bit of an headache coming on.
[00:08:04] Fucking Jack runs from his house.
[00:08:06] Have you had water today?
[00:08:08] How many years did you drank?
[00:08:11] Asked me how many times the person says
[00:08:13] no, they've not drunk any water.
[00:08:14] Probably 100.
[00:08:15] But nine times out of 10.
[00:08:18] Yeah, but still.
[00:08:20] You can get an headache, or even if you drank water.
[00:08:22] You can.
[00:08:23] You absolutely can.
[00:08:24] But most of the time it is because people are dehydrated.
[00:08:28] Well, would you really?
[00:08:29] I know.
[00:08:30] Yeah, come on.
[00:08:31] So it's just me and you?
[00:08:34] Yeah.
[00:08:35] No guests.
[00:08:36] I'm gonna break.
[00:08:36] No guests this week.
[00:08:38] Gone back to his roots.
[00:08:40] Also, it's been two weeks when you've not heard from us.
[00:08:43] Yeah.
[00:08:44] I think that's something that we should talk about first.
[00:08:46] Yeah.
[00:08:47] So what's happened?
[00:08:48] Billy got gone a rear.
[00:08:50] And Billy's last been turned upside down.
[00:08:53] He's been kicked out.
[00:08:53] He's been doing this for the whole time.
[00:08:54] Yeah.
[00:08:55] We're doing this from Billy's mum's shed.
[00:08:57] Yeah, it's been.
[00:08:58] Yeah.
[00:08:59] No, that's completely bullshit.
[00:09:02] We're doing it in Billy's mum's kitchen.
[00:09:04] No joking.
[00:09:05] And they've gone a rear stream.
[00:09:07] It's the new strand of gunnery, the super gunnery.
[00:09:13] That is literally what it's called.
[00:09:14] Yeah.
[00:09:15] Yeah.
[00:09:16] But his legs got green and I've written for the thing.
[00:09:20] So the real reason why we've been to
[00:09:23] the week is I've been on holiday.
[00:09:25] Where did you go?
[00:09:26] Dominican.
[00:09:27] Yeah, public.
[00:09:29] Mint, right God.
[00:09:30] Love it.
[00:09:31] And the reason I went was to get engaged.
[00:09:37] Pop the question.
[00:09:38] Very nice.
[00:09:39] There we go.
[00:09:39] It's out.
[00:09:40] Cuts out of the bike.
[00:09:40] There we go.
[00:09:41] There we go.
[00:09:42] So you're engaged.
[00:09:43] You sound very happy about it.
[00:09:44] I'm thrilled.
[00:09:45] You sound very happy about it.
[00:09:46] I heard thousands of hearts breaking.
[00:09:49] Did you?
[00:09:50] Even from Dominican.
[00:09:51] All right.
[00:09:52] Anyway.
[00:09:53] I'll have to tell you it's dark because I absolutely
[00:09:54] felt it.
[00:09:55] Yeah.
[00:09:56] The entire proposal.
[00:09:57] But every now and then, I'm not going to walk around.
[00:10:00] By really mind.
[00:10:03] I told him about four times before he went
[00:10:05] to make sure he got everything right.
[00:10:07] Specifically this one thing that he didn't get right.
[00:10:10] And I did not listen.
[00:10:11] So basically, I had a meal booked at the hotel we were staying
[00:10:22] at for sunset.
[00:10:25] Right.
[00:10:26] Nice.
[00:10:27] Good view.
[00:10:28] All right.
[00:10:29] Where did you have it booked?
[00:10:30] So this is the first hurdle I came across.
[00:10:32] Yeah.
[00:10:33] I booked the wrong fucking hotel.
[00:10:34] Yeah.
[00:10:35] It was like three hours away from my hotel.
[00:10:41] And in Dominican, you can't even wander out on the street.
[00:10:43] Nope.
[00:10:44] Or you get fucking edge job.
[00:10:45] Yeah.
[00:10:46] So that was the first hurdle.
[00:10:48] So then it's quickly thing.
[00:10:49] Plan B.
[00:10:50] Plan B.
[00:10:51] So we'll have a walk on the beach at sunset.
[00:10:54] Be perfect.
[00:10:55] Right.
[00:10:56] Just to say as well, people listening.
[00:10:57] This meal was supposed to be some romantic like it were on the beach.
[00:11:00] I even paid a deposit deposit.
[00:11:02] Deposit.
[00:11:03] It was going to be on the beach.
[00:11:04] There were going to be candles everywhere.
[00:11:05] And it was just going to be him and his mrs on the beach having dinner.
[00:11:09] So it weren't just like booked a table.
[00:11:11] No.
[00:11:12] It was very, very special.
[00:11:14] Yeah.
[00:11:15] So where I went wrong with that is the hotel I booked it out.
[00:11:21] So I went online to do it and saw that you could book it.
[00:11:25] So I went on the website and my hotel, I can't remember what you called.
[00:11:30] Some really.
[00:11:31] Or are you?
[00:11:32] I heard sound and he said really Dominican.
[00:11:36] Oh, but that's got to be my hotel.
[00:11:40] And what it ended up being is really the hotel chain.
[00:11:46] You just got travel log to me.
[00:11:49] The multiple the way hotels and they're funny enough.
[00:11:55] I think there's three in Dominican and I bought the one with the service to wear.
[00:12:00] Do you know what's annoying?
[00:12:01] And I paid a deposit.
[00:12:02] Yeah, do you know what's annoying is if if you would have realised the day before
[00:12:07] you could have organised like transport to that hotel in like that day to say oh,
[00:12:12] what are butters of mail at this other restaurant.
[00:12:14] This other restaurant at different places means it's very good.
[00:12:17] And on it you could have fixed it.
[00:12:18] Oh, wait, I found out.
[00:12:19] He's fooling email.
[00:12:20] Just confirmed that you still attended and I will hide.
[00:12:24] What?
[00:12:25] That's not my fucking hotel.
[00:12:28] Looking more, they're like an address, Google map it.
[00:12:31] It was something like fucking three hour car journey.
[00:12:33] And I'm looking for 48 hour walkers around.
[00:12:37] Sick.
[00:12:38] So only you with the command of proposal have booked the wrong fucking beach.
[00:12:44] Well, the poll is gone.
[00:12:47] On my...
[00:12:48] Oh.
[00:12:49] Anyway, that was set first.
[00:12:52] So yeah, Plan B were to do a sunset walk and then just pop a question there.
[00:13:00] So we get ready for it, Nate and I've put a ring in my pocket.
[00:13:06] She's ill.
[00:13:07] Not feeling up to it.
[00:13:09] And I'm like, I had it in my head that I had to do it that day because I had a plan
[00:13:15] for that day.
[00:13:16] And I would be in such an asshole all day because I was fucking.
[00:13:23] Shut up, shut up at it.
[00:13:25] Shall we do this instead tonight?
[00:13:26] Fucking shut up, bitch!
[00:13:28] What do we want?
[00:13:30] I want to get spread about you.
[00:13:32] It's fucking ruined and everything there.
[00:13:34] What if I ruined nothing?
[00:13:38] Back on you, son of a bad...
[00:13:41] So yeah, she's like, oh no, come on, come on, I'm fucking showing you.
[00:13:45] Yeah, no, no.
[00:13:47] Okay.
[00:13:49] Plan B. Plan C. Plan C.
[00:13:52] Alright, let's tell what we'll do there because you're not feeling well and you know, I'm
[00:13:56] in so much of weird.
[00:13:58] We'll get up a bit early.
[00:14:01] Get up early and go for sunrise and we'll have a nice while convicting sunrise.
[00:14:06] That'll be me.
[00:14:07] Better man, sunrise and Dominican's like half-six in Moli.
[00:14:12] So then, the bit...
[00:14:13] Well, why would we get up?
[00:14:15] To see sunrise.
[00:14:16] To see sunrise.
[00:14:17] I understand that.
[00:14:18] Yeah, but do we have to do it tomorrow?
[00:14:19] We've got all week.
[00:14:20] No, I want to do it tomorrow.
[00:14:22] I like, no, no, we've got to do it tomorrow.
[00:14:24] We've got to do it tomorrow.
[00:14:26] The sun's going to explode if we don't fucking go tomorrow morning.
[00:14:30] It's a ticking time, boy!
[00:14:32] We're on holiday, we should have lions.
[00:14:34] No!
[00:14:35] You've chose to be able tonight.
[00:14:37] Therefore, you have to sack face tomorrow.
[00:14:39] Okay?
[00:14:40] The holiday is about a strict regiment, getting up early in the morning for anybody else.
[00:14:45] Get up!
[00:14:46] No problem.
[00:14:47] What's at beach?
[00:14:49] Sound?
[00:14:50] So, like I said, it's probably about...
[00:14:52] This probably about a quarter past six in morning.
[00:14:55] So it's still kind of dark.
[00:14:56] There's a walking on to beach on some language.
[00:15:00] Walking till fucking people proper going through it.
[00:15:04] Proper shagging me.
[00:15:05] Oh, we're going to second you classify what going through it.
[00:15:07] We're going to...
[00:15:08] Cheeks were clapping, fucking.
[00:15:10] I thought it was...
[00:15:12] Fucking out, can you see?
[00:15:14] Can you see from here?
[00:15:17] The time's coming in so fast!
[00:15:18] It's getting out.
[00:15:22] It's an helicopter going by.
[00:15:25] Someone must be running in flightflops.
[00:15:33] I'm a fucking sorrow, man.
[00:15:35] This isn't a problem with me.
[00:15:37] And you know, I stare.
[00:15:39] Yeah, but Billy, I think you can cut yourself some slide.
[00:15:42] If I were up, what's on to beach and there are two people going out?
[00:15:44] I would stare also.
[00:15:46] Like, I think most people would.
[00:15:48] Look at it, technique.
[00:15:50] So he's doing three to one stroke.
[00:15:52] He's going to like it in wrong position, then.
[00:15:54] Sorry, can I just intervene in the eject cramp?
[00:15:58] Do some water.
[00:16:00] Yeah, like not we're covered.
[00:16:03] Like, they were not fully known.
[00:16:05] Yeah, I think she is.
[00:16:07] Were they drunk?
[00:16:08] I had no idea, man.
[00:16:09] I didn't stop for a chat.
[00:16:12] They've got to have been drunk.
[00:16:14] Nobody does that sober.
[00:16:15] Especially when people have stood there standing up.
[00:16:17] Well, there weren't really people staring at him.
[00:16:20] There were just people walking past the beach but as they were walking...
[00:16:23] You know, they were walking with their head at fucking 90 degree angle.
[00:16:26] How close were you like...
[00:16:28] Were you like a meter away from the bus?
[00:16:30] I didn't even know I had to describe it.
[00:16:33] Probably...
[00:16:34] So there's like a path.
[00:16:36] So he was like a path here.
[00:16:38] And then there's loads of sun chairs here.
[00:16:40] We were on that path.
[00:16:42] So you were like five meters away?
[00:16:44] Oh, you could see it.
[00:16:46] You could see veins on deck and locked.
[00:16:49] I thought you said you didn't stop them there.
[00:16:52] No, I did.
[00:16:53] That was the problem.
[00:16:55] I was staring.
[00:16:57] I was staring.
[00:16:59] So set a very romantic scene there, haven't I?
[00:17:02] I don't want to set something off but that sounds like a German thing that people do.
[00:17:06] I don't know what they were.
[00:17:09] I don't know they were a boy or a girl.
[00:17:11] You're not German.
[00:17:13] You've been an oldie with Germans in England.
[00:17:15] Well, sorry to Germans but they don't accept kills.
[00:17:18] They weren't pushing.
[00:17:19] She wouldn't make it any noises.
[00:17:21] So I probably could have known by that.
[00:17:24] It was like someone put mute on her.
[00:17:26] There were been out in the open but we're very quiet.
[00:17:30] She was, she was like,
[00:17:32] a compass meant us, were she?
[00:17:34] She weren't like, fucks up me.
[00:17:36] Like she would awake.
[00:17:37] Yeah, she went top.
[00:17:39] All right, that's what you're saying.
[00:17:41] So she said she was quiet.
[00:17:43] She was looking at all these other thoughts.
[00:17:45] Yeah, she might have been in.
[00:17:46] She went top there.
[00:17:47] She was bumping around.
[00:17:50] Yes, my men couldn't get drug too.
[00:17:52] Yes.
[00:17:53] So anyway, there's a Roman man 16 there.
[00:17:57] So...
[00:17:58] It's fantastic.
[00:17:59] I can't let all of you take me to the toilet.
[00:18:01] So we walk along Beach.
[00:18:03] So I said, come on, let's walk for the day.
[00:18:05] We get walking for the day and obviously waiting for it's son to rise.
[00:18:10] And then I wedged, so I said,
[00:18:12] I copied your tricks before.
[00:18:14] I said, oh, what will they would, I'll wedged me for an instant.
[00:18:17] Which were a fucking great idea.
[00:18:19] And I'll video-as.
[00:18:21] Did you get sand all in your phone?
[00:18:23] The phone won't fucking work.
[00:18:25] Because I got sand in it.
[00:18:27] That's one minute.
[00:18:29] Stay there.
[00:18:30] Stay a fuck, see what's fucking happening with it.
[00:18:34] You should have took the tripod.
[00:18:36] Fuck, fuck, fuck.
[00:18:37] I'll come on, man.
[00:18:39] So anyway, I got it in.
[00:18:41] Wedged in.
[00:18:42] Press record.
[00:18:45] You know, I'm having some photos and that smile,
[00:18:49] and then some were raised for a very best time now.
[00:18:54] Let me turn and get down on one knee.
[00:18:57] So as I went down onto one knee because I'm on sand,
[00:19:01] I fell.
[00:19:05] And it's all on video.
[00:19:07] You've seen the video.
[00:19:08] I fucking trippin' stumble.
[00:19:10] You recovered it?
[00:19:11] I recovered it, I think.
[00:19:13] The damage we're already done with.
[00:19:15] But she instead of there like being, oh, oh man, she pointed and laughed at me.
[00:19:18] Yeah, I would have been as well.
[00:19:20] So there were a lot of serious moments in your life
[00:19:23] as well as supposed to have lit to be.
[00:19:25] I fucked it up.
[00:19:26] It's one of the things is when you can't redo it.
[00:19:28] You've already done it now.
[00:19:29] You can't just do it day after day.
[00:19:31] And then I didn't fucking apparently use the post
[00:19:33] but the ring on the finger once they've said yes.
[00:19:35] See?
[00:19:36] And I didn't know that.
[00:19:37] I think every single person knows that apart from you.
[00:19:39] Well, I just get it boxed.
[00:19:41] You're an absolute model.
[00:19:44] I'm just rinking it.
[00:19:45] There you go.
[00:19:46] There you go.
[00:19:47] She has now.
[00:19:49] I think everybody knows that apart from you.
[00:19:52] I thought it was just on the wedding day
[00:19:53] where you put the ring on each of his fingers.
[00:19:55] No, no.
[00:19:56] So there's supposed to put it on to signify
[00:19:59] that she is now your property.
[00:20:01] Oh, you're hoping you can answer that.
[00:20:04] I'm hoping it's older, you know, babe.
[00:20:07] That's a joke.
[00:20:08] Women do this.
[00:20:09] Yeah, yeah.
[00:20:10] Do you don't have to help me?
[00:20:11] So yeah, that were the reason and the highlight of the holiday.
[00:20:15] Did you ever see that video?
[00:20:17] And it's like, it's a really traditional African fan
[00:20:22] where this man is marrying into...
[00:20:25] I think she's a white American woman.
[00:20:29] Yeah.
[00:20:30] The African pastor.
[00:20:32] Oh, she's the pastor.
[00:20:33] Yeah, the pastor.
[00:20:34] That's what they call it.
[00:20:35] Like the preacher pastor, whatever you want to call it.
[00:20:37] Pasta.
[00:20:38] No.
[00:20:39] P-A-S-T-O-R.
[00:20:40] Yeah, but it sounds like you're saying pastor.
[00:20:42] Of course I have a man.
[00:20:43] Is it like I eat it?
[00:20:45] No.
[00:20:46] Pasta.
[00:20:47] No.
[00:20:48] Pasta is different.
[00:20:50] That's like grazing animals going out to pasture.
[00:20:52] It's pasta.
[00:20:53] It's not pasta.
[00:20:55] Oh, it's pasta's right here.
[00:20:57] It's pasture.
[00:20:59] No!
[00:21:00] You can't tell me I'm wrong when you're saying fucking pastor.
[00:21:03] Right, so we're both wrong names.
[00:21:05] What you're saying is not right because that's pasture.
[00:21:07] Yeah, that's...
[00:21:09] Oh, not right.
[00:21:10] Oh my god.
[00:21:12] Basically it's a...
[00:21:13] A vicar.
[00:21:14] Right, so that is a vicar.
[00:21:15] It's a vicar.
[00:21:16] Right.
[00:21:17] So the that deep in tradition and his reading vowels like what the woman, this American woman should
[00:21:23] say.
[00:21:24] Yeah.
[00:21:25] And he's saying to love an obeyer.
[00:21:27] Right, bear in mind he's got all this family there and she's going, what?
[00:21:31] And she's going, obey who?
[00:21:32] It's not for art.
[00:21:34] And the guy's just looking at across from that eyes wide open and all the family's going,
[00:21:38] how you'll bear myself.
[00:21:41] She's going, obey who?
[00:21:42] I'm just thinking fucking hell.
[00:21:45] Because the massive in tradition aren't they?
[00:21:49] It's like you would expect that you know that though going into it like you would...
[00:21:53] Do you know what I mean?
[00:21:54] What about the obeyer?
[00:21:55] Not necessarily that but it's like you would have like at least read the vowels to
[00:22:00] not remain and not wait until like you're up on stage in front of everybody.
[00:22:04] Yeah, true.
[00:22:05] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:22:06] Yeah, don't you know I'm like a rehearsals.
[00:22:08] Yeah.
[00:22:09] So either should just weren't paying attention?
[00:22:11] Or I don't know.
[00:22:12] I'm going to be shit at that me.
[00:22:15] What, you mean the repeat after me thing?
[00:22:18] Yeah.
[00:22:19] I'm going to forget half of words.
[00:22:20] All right.
[00:22:21] Do you?
[00:22:22] Do I?
[00:22:23] No.
[00:22:24] Do I what?
[00:22:25] Do I what?
[00:22:26] Fucking finish.
[00:22:27] Yeah, I'm going to fuck that up.
[00:22:30] Massive though.
[00:22:31] Do you know what you need to do?
[00:22:33] We'll need like three takes.
[00:22:34] Get a tip X and right on back your end.
[00:22:36] And that'll look right when it's when sweat pushes in and out.
[00:22:40] Have you seen, and I think one of us should do it.
[00:22:43] Have you seen right?
[00:22:44] So guys getting out like as Brad's walking down and he's like,
[00:22:49] he's like, swain in that.
[00:22:51] I've seen this.
[00:22:52] Yeah, I'm just swain in that as well as absolutely blind up.
[00:22:55] He's slapped him across the face and he's like pissing about.
[00:22:59] All for jokes.
[00:23:00] I joke at the most inappropriate times.
[00:23:03] Funerals are best.
[00:23:04] All the time, and making jokes is like the way that I cope with trauma
[00:23:09] and stuff like that.
[00:23:10] Like I make jokes.
[00:23:11] Yeah, she defends mechiness.
[00:23:12] Yeah, that's that.
[00:23:13] It's literally a bit of a shit.
[00:23:14] Co-oping mechiness.
[00:23:15] Yeah.
[00:23:16] Like I make jokes when I shouldn't do.
[00:23:17] Yeah.
[00:23:18] I won't be doing that on wedding day because I know that Emma won't marry me if I make a joke out of it.
[00:23:22] I'll do it on your behalf.
[00:23:23] It's right.
[00:23:24] You won't be there.
[00:23:25] I'll be worse dancing you are.
[00:23:27] I can't arm you.
[00:23:28] I'm going to come up to him.
[00:23:29] Like Jack.
[00:23:30] What?
[00:23:31] She's not coming.
[00:23:32] Well, I'm going to be rage serious.
[00:23:34] Yeah, but you're not going to know which way to second out of here.
[00:23:37] You're brain's going to be like 50-50.
[00:23:39] Like is he fucking winding me up?
[00:23:40] I'll show you actually doing a runner.
[00:23:41] I'm envisioning this now to be mind up when I'm getting stuck in there.
[00:23:44] Oh, when you do it, I would be like, I'm going to get three years off.
[00:23:47] Oh yeah, one over.
[00:23:48] I'd like to pass me a note and I'll just pass me a note and I'll read it.
[00:23:51] Oh fuck.
[00:23:52] Jack, she's not coming.
[00:23:54] It's not like a fucking mechiness.
[00:23:56] Meeting a pentagon.
[00:23:57] Why are you having notes past here?
[00:23:58] So it looks horrible.
[00:23:59] I'm not a believerful.
[00:24:00] What would you do if she didn't come?
[00:24:02] Turn out...
[00:24:03] Oh no, they've just killed the second hostage.
[00:24:06] What the fuck are you talking about?
[00:24:09] No, just so like, I don't know.
[00:24:11] It looked believable.
[00:24:12] Why, I'm just having it on a note but I keep on...
[00:24:14] Because if I just come up to here because I'll be stood inside and just go, just not coming.
[00:24:17] You'd be like, how do you know?
[00:24:19] But why would that person in that moment pass you a note instead of saying, Billy, we just come here and say, I don't know.
[00:24:23] I'm sorry, why would they pass you a note?
[00:24:26] I don't know, I was just trying to make it work.
[00:24:28] Serious.
[00:24:29] So pickin' flaws out with the fucking star of it.
[00:24:32] Okay, sorry.
[00:24:33] So what would you do?
[00:24:35] This is now a hypothetical thing.
[00:24:38] Yeah.
[00:24:39] What?
[00:24:40] If she doesn't tell you no.
[00:24:41] I'll marry myself.
[00:24:42] You just shout out audience.
[00:24:44] There's a free space going.
[00:24:45] Free ticket.
[00:24:46] Yeah.
[00:24:47] Anyone up for it?
[00:24:48] I'll marry you if you want.
[00:24:50] Well, we'll see how yours turns out first.
[00:24:53] Okay.
[00:24:55] How long would you leave it?
[00:24:57] Like until you get started getting a bit sweaty.
[00:25:00] I don't know.
[00:25:01] Very many, man.
[00:25:02] We're yo, you're fucking late every time anyway.
[00:25:04] So it's more likely going to be me that's fucking not the end of it.
[00:25:07] I'll still be getting my shows on.
[00:25:10] I'll be getting in shower like 20 minutes after I've started to crossbearing on.
[00:25:13] Texting her.
[00:25:14] Up where?
[00:25:17] Yeah.
[00:25:18] I'll do my usual trick.
[00:25:19] I'll sit on where and then get in shower.
[00:25:22] Five minutes.
[00:25:23] Just got stopped for petrol.
[00:25:24] There's so much traffic.
[00:25:26] It's a Sunday at 7.
[00:25:28] Or stairs to downstairs.
[00:25:34] So I reckon if we were to get married at two, I think I probably wait till five.
[00:25:39] Fucking hell, five, three hours.
[00:25:42] I don't know.
[00:25:43] She might have been, I don't know.
[00:25:44] Stock somewhere.
[00:25:45] Well, as we all filled in that, does the wedding just continue without the wedding bit?
[00:25:51] Like, do you just know he gets just go well?
[00:25:53] If I pay, if I pay for everything and she doesn't turn up, I'm just going to stay there.
[00:25:58] I have a right heart.
[00:25:59] I've got some right food.
[00:26:01] I'm going to get bladded and also.
[00:26:04] Yeah, when it comes to photos, it's just you.
[00:26:06] You should need to pretend as though you're putting your arm around someone.
[00:26:11] Anyway, she's going to turn up so it's going to be fine.
[00:26:14] And then to fucking consummate marriage.
[00:26:16] I'll just get a sheep in the air so that from fucking field it's hard.
[00:26:19] Right.
[00:26:21] You're marrying the sheep.
[00:26:22] Yeah.
[00:26:23] That was it.
[00:26:24] If you're marrying yourself, aren't you just use your own hand?
[00:26:26] If we get to five o'clock and she's not there, I'll marry a sheep.
[00:26:30] Yeah, you've just announced that.
[00:26:32] Yeah.
[00:26:33] Preferably a female one.
[00:26:34] I don't know how to do it.
[00:26:36] Preferably though, but yeah.
[00:26:39] At least you get free while.
[00:26:41] Keep you warm at night.
[00:26:42] Yeah.
[00:26:45] We still never say no.
[00:26:47] You can always just go baaaaah.
[00:26:49] That would bad.
[00:26:50] That would bad.
[00:26:51] Sorry, my lovely vacation.
[00:26:54] What have you been doing?
[00:26:56] I've been existing.
[00:26:58] You seem to be doing a good job there.
[00:27:01] Thrive in.
[00:27:02] Thrive in?
[00:27:03] Multiplying.
[00:27:04] Multiplying?
[00:27:05] Electrifying.
[00:27:06] Yeah.
[00:27:07] Duplicating.
[00:27:08] Same as multiplying but okay.
[00:27:12] Sure.
[00:27:13] Yeah, I've been doing bits.
[00:27:19] Something.
[00:27:20] Yeah, I've just been a listen that.
[00:27:23] I'm trying to call what we've.
[00:27:25] Oh, can there's been two weeks of it?
[00:27:27] Right.
[00:27:28] Some of the act can talk about it is technically your thing but I can talk about it since you've already fucking.
[00:27:32] So we wanted to throw a billion beckoning in.
[00:27:38] When they got back so we come up with a labric scheme to get them to our friends house.
[00:27:44] There's a bad plan.
[00:27:45] It wasn't a bad plan.
[00:27:47] It was a bad plan.
[00:27:48] So we told them that well my friends told them that they needed somebody to come and let the cats out.
[00:27:57] So me and Emma obviously said now we can't do it, we're busy.
[00:28:01] So Billy Mecker said yeah, we'll come and let you cat's out.
[00:28:04] And obviously it's a surprise party.
[00:28:07] So we were so we've got everything ready.
[00:28:09] We'll pop balloons up and pictures of them too.
[00:28:12] Well, I didn't do any of this.
[00:28:14] It's just like Emma and Oliver.
[00:28:16] Me and Danny were just sat talking.
[00:28:19] And then yeah so we didn't even sort of fool that or anything.
[00:28:25] All the in Emma, yeah they did everything.
[00:28:29] But yeah so we got that sorted and then obviously you were just supposed to turn up to let cats out.
[00:28:36] And then we had a job at door and we heard you son.
[00:28:42] We heard you.
[00:28:43] Yeah.
[00:28:44] Didn't hear any noise from Becker.
[00:28:46] No.
[00:28:47] And then you come through door, we shout out it's a prize.
[00:28:52] And then you looked very startled and then you looked like to say shit.
[00:28:57] And then we realised that Becker wasn't there.
[00:28:59] Yeah.
[00:29:00] Oh for me?
[00:29:02] Just for me?
[00:29:05] So at least one in you turned up for your joint surprise party.
[00:29:09] Yeah, I mean to be honest though the plan should have been way better.
[00:29:13] Well it shouldn't because it would be assumed that you'd both go because you can't hold responsibility and it was kind of thing.
[00:29:18] I had to feed a cat.
[00:29:19] We assumed that Becker would be there to watch you.
[00:29:23] To feed a cat.
[00:29:24] Yeah.
[00:29:25] You don't need to eat all people to feed a cat.
[00:29:27] I don't know how you son still alive because right now it's useless.
[00:29:32] I love you no for five years he's been breathing.
[00:29:37] That's it.
[00:29:39] Yeah, no.
[00:29:40] He went out to play a party.
[00:29:44] And there's a bit disappointed he went just for me but why?
[00:29:47] You're welcome.
[00:29:48] I did everything.
[00:29:49] Like no what I said.
[00:29:50] Yeah.
[00:29:51] I'm sure you went upstairs and played college over.
[00:29:54] Well that wasn't you with there.
[00:29:56] So you were at my surprise party and you went upstairs and played college over.
[00:30:01] Did you follow us up?
[00:30:02] Yes.
[00:30:03] Yeah, did you play it?
[00:30:04] Yes.
[00:30:05] Yes there you go.
[00:30:06] His friend just downloaded the new college over and we wanted to play it so...
[00:30:10] It's a fucking minute.
[00:30:12] I haven't got it but Billy has reverted to his 15 year old self.
[00:30:17] Yes.
[00:30:18] And I'm proud.
[00:30:19] You know I've been...
[00:30:21] Ranked 51 there.
[00:30:23] Are you joking?
[00:30:24] That's an achievement.
[00:30:25] Are you joking?
[00:30:26] No.
[00:30:27] Are you ranked 51 already?
[00:30:28] Yeah.
[00:30:29] Is it the same kind of deal like you get 64 and then prestige?
[00:30:32] 55.
[00:30:33] It's 55.
[00:30:34] But there's no prestige anymore.
[00:30:37] Right.
[00:30:38] So you get to 55 and that's it.
[00:30:40] But you still telling me you've got to 55.
[00:30:42] I'm only going to be able to game.
[00:30:43] A week.
[00:30:44] Is it actually a week?
[00:30:46] Bit over a week probably.
[00:30:48] Yeah.
[00:30:49] Right.
[00:30:50] I'm better in mind you work full time as well.
[00:30:52] Yeah.
[00:30:53] So how would you manage to do that?
[00:30:54] No it's better.
[00:30:55] Working two.
[00:30:56] Just working two shifts.
[00:30:58] Double shift.
[00:30:59] Double shift.
[00:31:00] Yeah.
[00:31:01] Going through going like that.
[00:31:02] Oh right.
[00:31:03] Even go upstairs and get changed.
[00:31:05] Getting me game around.
[00:31:07] Good luck.
[00:31:09] Mr. Santin.
[00:31:10] Mr. Santin.
[00:31:11] It's been engaged.
[00:31:12] Yeah.
[00:31:14] It was time perfectly and all because it came out of the day I got back off holiday.
[00:31:17] Yeah.
[00:31:18] Nice.
[00:31:19] As well.
[00:31:20] Those games are meant to be very addictive.
[00:31:23] They are addictive.
[00:31:24] Like the whole...
[00:31:25] Like when you finish the match,
[00:31:27] like instant you've got so many pop-ups and then it's like, oh quick.
[00:31:30] You've got 20 seconds for it because again.
[00:31:32] So they're like, oh shit I can't go anywhere.
[00:31:34] I've gotta do it again.
[00:31:35] Anyway, shall we speed this up so I can get back that back?
[00:31:37] I'm only allowed to break from...
[00:31:39] That's not me fixing to do any of the breaks.
[00:31:42] Nice.
[00:31:44] Also, I just want to throw this out to the audience.
[00:31:50] Do you think this is acceptable, right?
[00:31:54] Is it acceptable for it to be the 19th of November,
[00:31:58] or have a Christmas tree up?
[00:32:00] Is it acceptable?
[00:32:01] Is it not acceptable?
[00:32:02] Discuss.
[00:32:03] Yeah.
[00:32:04] Like I'd like to know what you guys think because for me that's not acceptable.
[00:32:08] Like it's not even...
[00:32:09] Time and December?
[00:32:10] Yeah.
[00:32:11] Like it's not even like
[00:32:13] we're only just through half way of November.
[00:32:16] Like,
[00:32:17] yeah.
[00:32:18] That's, I don't think that's right.
[00:32:19] The reason is saying this by the way, it's because my tree's up.
[00:32:21] Yeah.
[00:32:22] When I say my tree, I had no involvement of implying the tree up.
[00:32:25] The only job I had was getting it out of the loft.
[00:32:28] Yeah.
[00:32:29] But the reason we had no involvement is because he were on cod.
[00:32:31] It wasn't serious that.
[00:32:34] But I'm not brave enough to say that.
[00:32:38] I've asked...
[00:32:39] I've asked has been saying that for a past few days.
[00:32:41] Oh, should we put tree up?
[00:32:42] I like in December.
[00:32:43] Should we put tree up in December?
[00:32:45] Why though if it makes our app a...
[00:32:47] Because it makes me sad.
[00:32:49] What?
[00:32:50] Why? What effect does it have on your life?
[00:32:52] Just because it's...
[00:32:53] Do you have to go to work?
[00:32:54] Do you have to go to uni every day?
[00:32:56] Just because of trees up.
[00:32:58] I feel like...
[00:32:59] Is it stopped breathing?
[00:33:01] I feel like it would.
[00:33:02] Does the water taste different just cause there's a Christmas tree up?
[00:33:04] I think it would, yeah.
[00:33:06] You're just miserable.
[00:33:08] Thank you.
[00:33:09] You're just gringy.
[00:33:10] You know you agreed with me like 10 minutes ago.
[00:33:12] Yeah but I don't take it this personally.
[00:33:14] I'm not sad.
[00:33:15] I don't feel like...
[00:33:16] If she, if it's gonna make your Mrs. App here, buy her, put in your tree up.
[00:33:19] She didn't say she wanted to, she said should we.
[00:33:22] Now that's implying there's a question and like...
[00:33:24] Is the ever-
[00:33:25] I want to do it.
[00:33:26] Right.
[00:33:27] Is it you'll do it in help?
[00:33:29] And I said in December.
[00:33:31] I'm more than happy to do it on Thursday December if that's what she wants to do.
[00:33:34] That's still thin and that's incredibly early.
[00:33:36] What about if she wants to put it up now?
[00:33:38] Then we'll just wear it.
[00:33:40] So it's not really a choice in this, is the...
[00:33:43] I mean there is.
[00:33:45] She's definitely gonna fucking leave you all.
[00:33:47] Probably.
[00:33:48] I'll be surprising together.
[00:33:50] And that's a good time to wear...
[00:33:53] Yeah, I didn't know a choice in the matter but you know, don't affect me.
[00:34:01] Give me an extra...
[00:34:02] He does.
[00:34:03] You've just said you can't be bothered to talk about it because she scares you.
[00:34:06] No, yeah, she scares me if I turn around and said no.
[00:34:08] We're not going to...
[00:34:09] If you only don't say no because you're scared little shit in!
[00:34:13] That's why you don't say no.
[00:34:15] There's no way I'm going down there and say right...
[00:34:18] We're not putting tree up.
[00:34:20] Why?
[00:34:21] Why at what point?
[00:34:22] That's just...
[00:34:23] I saw in it.
[00:34:24] I don't need.
[00:34:25] There is a point, it's just the fact that you're scared little bit.
[00:34:28] But why was she putting tree up?
[00:34:29] I had to make God out of this.
[00:34:30] You've been having God out with regardless.
[00:34:32] Don't use that as an excuse.
[00:34:34] You ranked 54!
[00:34:36] Anybody at a week?
[00:34:37] No, it's annoying when me sun comes.
[00:34:38] I'm just kidding.
[00:34:40] Is there even a campaign mode?
[00:34:42] Yeah, have you done it?
[00:34:43] So you've literally just bummed on my multiplayer?
[00:34:45] Sweated it.
[00:34:46] Absolutely, bum sweated it.
[00:34:48] And this is why I'm as good as I am.
[00:34:51] Okay.
[00:34:52] I should make a stream.
[00:34:54] Twitch streaming!
[00:34:55] Yeah.
[00:34:56] Mine maps streaming!
[00:34:57] Yeah.
[00:34:58] A gaming.
[00:34:59] You play the Shulta Multiplayer and I'll play the RPG games.
[00:35:03] Yeah.
[00:35:04] Cool start, bro.
[00:35:05] I'll do the fantasy ones.
[00:35:07] Anyway, are we going to do a segment?
[00:35:10] Yeah.
[00:35:12] Time for Iodonit.
[00:35:14] Well, how long have we been doing it?
[00:35:16] 35.
[00:35:17] Fuck it, I don't know.
[00:35:18] You're doing a bit something.
[00:35:20] Yeah, I do.
[00:35:21] Also, just quickly.
[00:35:22] That's the reason we've had two weeks off.
[00:35:24] We never actually officially said that.
[00:35:25] The reason we've had two weeks off is because
[00:35:27] like, Billy has been away so that's why we've not been able to do it.
[00:35:30] Sorry guys.
[00:35:31] So yes, we're back.
[00:35:33] But we're back with just meeting Billy for a while.
[00:35:37] Yeah.
[00:35:38] We will have guests on again but just for a while
[00:35:41] it's just 18.
[00:35:43] Yeah, so all of that self promotion.
[00:35:47] Love?
[00:35:48] Everything self.
[00:35:49] Everything self.
[00:35:51] I don't selfish.
[00:35:53] Yeah, yeah.
[00:35:54] Yes.
[00:35:56] Segment time.
[00:35:57] Segment time.
[00:35:59] It is segment time.
[00:36:01] Yeah.
[00:36:02] So this one is...
[00:36:04] Do you explain it?
[00:36:06] It's an engagement themed kind of segment.
[00:36:09] Lucas.
[00:36:10] I do or I don't.
[00:36:13] Oh my god, it's completely just fitted into the theme.
[00:36:16] That's so good.
[00:36:17] Pond?
[00:36:18] Pond.
[00:36:19] Pond.
[00:36:20] That's my dramatic voice.
[00:36:22] Okay.
[00:36:23] It sounded like a Kardashian voice.
[00:36:25] Did it?
[00:36:26] Yeah.
[00:36:27] Did it?
[00:36:28] It sounded like him Kardashian.
[00:36:30] I'm powder.
[00:36:31] Oh yeah.
[00:36:32] Yeah.
[00:36:33] I'm in pairs now.
[00:36:34] Yeah.
[00:36:35] I don't know, come on, explain it.
[00:36:36] It's best it was just what's a red flag.
[00:36:38] Well, why would you not do?
[00:36:39] Are we already done that?
[00:36:40] No.
[00:36:41] Just cause I got a different name.
[00:36:43] Not me and we aren't already done it.
[00:36:45] It's the same but it's different.
[00:36:47] It's different because it's got a different name.
[00:36:50] It just mean you.
[00:36:52] That's down there with people.
[00:36:53] I'd say what, I'll change it right now.
[00:36:55] What would be the thing that the person did on the wedding day
[00:37:00] to make you say no?
[00:37:01] There we go.
[00:37:02] Oh, that's gone.
[00:37:03] That's gone.
[00:37:04] It's different but it's new.
[00:37:06] How the turntables have turned.
[00:37:11] What would they have to do on day for you to say no?
[00:37:15] I think the most obvious one is cheat on me.
[00:37:18] Right, okay so that's one.
[00:37:19] That's gotta be the most obvious one.
[00:37:21] The most obvious.
[00:37:22] Yeah.
[00:37:23] For me to say no on the day.
[00:37:25] What about to find out you've got like a no syphilis
[00:37:29] from them on the day.
[00:37:30] That's worse than just being cheated.
[00:37:32] Yeah, of course it is.
[00:37:33] You're gonna die as well.
[00:37:34] That's number one.
[00:37:35] I'll do die if I don't know.
[00:37:36] Never had it.
[00:37:37] So we're counting that as one.
[00:37:39] I think that's one.
[00:37:40] Okay.
[00:37:41] If on the day I won the lottery.
[00:37:47] You would send up.
[00:37:48] I think there should move to number one.
[00:37:51] There were numbers.
[00:37:52] I don't.
[00:37:53] I still love you now but for financial reasons.
[00:37:57] I'm not going to say no.
[00:37:59] I don't.
[00:38:00] I still love you now but for financial reasons we can't get married.
[00:38:06] Fuck you now.
[00:38:09] Just what else could be a big thing not to get married?
[00:38:17] If she stole off me.
[00:38:20] What could she steal off your on the wedding day of that would make you say no?
[00:38:24] Oh my money.
[00:38:26] Why would she wait for wedding day because you could just do that after she says yes?
[00:38:32] I don't know.
[00:38:33] Why would she cheat on me on the wedding day?
[00:38:35] Well she'd just do that after.
[00:38:36] I don't know this woman disapathetic terrible person.
[00:38:39] It is what a bitch.
[00:38:41] If she was gay.
[00:38:43] Yeah, that's a good reason.
[00:38:45] She comes out gay on the day.
[00:38:47] On the day.
[00:38:48] She comes out gay on the day.
[00:38:49] On the emotional just comes to service.
[00:38:51] And why?
[00:38:52] Yeah, sound.
[00:38:53] You gay.
[00:38:54] Let's all get together.
[00:38:55] I don't know.
[00:38:56] I don't know.
[00:38:57] I don't know.
[00:38:58] I don't know.
[00:38:59] I don't know.
[00:39:00] I don't know.
[00:39:01] I wouldn't have been.
[00:39:02] What the fuck am I doing, Bob?
[00:39:03] Yeah.
[00:39:04] That's me.
[00:39:05] Fuck you, weirdo.
[00:39:06] You can't.
[00:39:07] Well you'll think of something.
[00:39:08] What do you think?
[00:39:09] That it makes me say no.
[00:39:13] Yeah.
[00:39:14] Well I think if they murdered me.
[00:39:16] It's not important.
[00:39:17] I think my child got a choice.
[00:39:18] They're right there.
[00:39:19] They're right there.
[00:39:20] They're right there.
[00:39:21] If I found out that Nicholas Cage were in Othell, like two doors down, I think I wouldn't say a lot.
[00:39:32] What?
[00:39:33] And you'd just bent wedding off.
[00:39:34] Think so, yeah.
[00:39:35] Just to say a lot.
[00:39:36] It's a Nicholas Cage, yeah.
[00:39:37] I like it.
[00:39:38] Why Nicholas Cage?
[00:39:39] I don't know how I like Nicholas Cage.
[00:39:40] Oh, if Margot Robbie DMs me.
[00:39:42] Back.
[00:39:43] Just for it, just for it, yeah.
[00:39:45] I can't say what I'm trying to say.
[00:39:46] You're throwing it off your fucking hell.
[00:39:48] At least mine's a...
[00:39:50] What's Yol's bought a digital hello?
[00:39:52] Yol's even worse than mine because at least I get to see the person.
[00:39:57] Yeah.
[00:39:58] Ah, this got me more interested.
[00:40:03] If she pissed a cent more than enough.
[00:40:06] If she pissed a cent.
[00:40:07] If she pissed a cent he'd bed.
[00:40:09] Oh, we won't be in cent.
[00:40:10] You won't be in the same bed.
[00:40:11] If I pissed myself.
[00:40:12] But even so, why would that make you say no?
[00:40:16] I don't know.
[00:40:17] Just because you pissed a cent.
[00:40:19] I don't know, it's just slippery slope.
[00:40:21] What's gonna stop her from pulling bed?
[00:40:22] Do you know what I mean?
[00:40:23] If she's smacked off her face.
[00:40:26] God, can you imagine that?
[00:40:27] If she's absolutely fucking ODN on me.
[00:40:31] Yeah, but...
[00:40:32] She can't even walk down aisle.
[00:40:33] Yeah.
[00:40:36] If she falls over on the aisle.
[00:40:38] I'm sorry we can't get married cross cringe.
[00:40:43] Can you imagine the Vicar just doing that, mate?
[00:40:48] She falls over.
[00:40:53] Yeah, sorry we can't get married.
[00:40:55] If we were doing as vows, she farted.
[00:41:00] Really loud because everyone's so quiet.
[00:41:03] If she's wild, if she comes...
[00:41:05] I'm gonna imagine she's got a veil on.
[00:41:07] If I took the veil off and there's like a fucking buggy down your window.
[00:41:13] There.
[00:41:15] Return to sender.
[00:41:19] What's really fun policy on this?
[00:41:21] I'd like a new one.
[00:41:22] It's been seven days.
[00:41:23] Do you know what I find out about it?
[00:41:25] Is that we're saying all these excuses and most of them is probably what we end up doing.
[00:41:29] It's what we do.
[00:41:32] If she...
[00:41:36] I don't know.
[00:41:37] If she's slut dropped down the aisle.
[00:41:40] Down the aisle, what's she's just gonna slut drop, get her up, walk her steps.
[00:41:44] Slut drop, get her up, fuck it.
[00:41:46] Because that's just got ho...
[00:41:47] Are you a marry or a distriper?
[00:41:48] That's just got ho, right?
[00:41:49] I love her, aren't it?
[00:41:50] I think I'd say no if...
[00:41:52] What about if you found out she were an only fund?
[00:41:55] Oh, that's a definite no.
[00:41:56] On the day.
[00:41:57] Definite no.
[00:41:58] The morning.
[00:41:59] Want to...
[00:42:00] I get a message.
[00:42:01] I get a no.
[00:42:02] Pass!
[00:42:03] You know what?
[00:42:06] Fucking M.I.6 get better getting old with these personal stuff.
[00:42:11] Just get that man in your chair.
[00:42:13] You should have passed notes out to everyone here.
[00:42:16] So yeah, you found out...
[00:42:18] We've got weapons of my destruction in fucking silence.
[00:42:22] Shit.
[00:42:23] Yeah.
[00:42:24] If she were doing all the...
[00:42:26] We're not saying these are any of her as much as all the...
[00:42:28] No, these are all hypothetical.
[00:42:29] It's hypothetical wives.
[00:42:31] Yeah, okay.
[00:42:32] That's definitely so no.
[00:42:36] Really?
[00:42:37] Why should I marry somebody who's...
[00:42:38] It's cheaper to see their fannier than it is to fucking buy Netflix.
[00:42:42] Why should I marry somebody who ought to...
[00:42:44] Because you'll get off?
[00:42:45] No, I'm not.
[00:42:47] I'm not incentivised by money.
[00:42:49] You retire, you're the young.
[00:42:52] I don't care.
[00:42:53] It's only a big job.
[00:42:55] I've got no problem with people that do it, but I just...
[00:42:57] For me personally, I'm allowed to have a choice.
[00:42:59] I'd rather my fucking partner not do it.
[00:43:01] Okay.
[00:43:03] I don't...
[00:43:04] I don't...
[00:43:05] No disrespect to anybody that does it if you want to do it, do it.
[00:43:08] But...
[00:43:09] Yeah, I'm just rather my...
[00:43:10] Slow it, right?
[00:43:11] I'm probably not a little rascid.
[00:43:16] Would you say yes?
[00:43:19] Right now, I'd say yes, but probably on the day of now.
[00:43:22] Yeah, I'd be like...
[00:43:24] What about if a mysterious note's come again?
[00:43:29] He's not bad!
[00:43:31] Fucking post-mountain parts bit again.
[00:43:34] Wait, later.
[00:43:35] As this guy got a rucksack on for all these notes.
[00:43:37] I don't fucking...
[00:43:38] It turns him into Plains next.
[00:43:40] Right.
[00:43:41] He flies him to me.
[00:43:42] Yeah.
[00:43:43] And you find out in her past that she attended a bouquette party.
[00:43:50] Then it's an obvious note.
[00:43:52] Why?
[00:43:54] You can't play that off because that was so loud.
[00:43:56] You are?
[00:43:57] That was so loud.
[00:43:59] So it's another bouquette.
[00:44:01] Would you say yes?
[00:44:02] No.
[00:44:03] No, there you go then.
[00:44:04] I think I would say no if we were just about to say I do.
[00:44:08] Somebody broke through doors and ran down aisle, punched me,
[00:44:11] and then stole my wife, and then ran off.
[00:44:13] I think I'd say no.
[00:44:14] Fuck you now.
[00:44:16] Why would they do that?
[00:44:17] I don't know.
[00:44:19] It's just a hypothetical isn't it?
[00:44:21] What about if you found out that they'd slept with your friend?
[00:44:24] That is an obvious note.
[00:44:26] Previous though.
[00:44:27] We need something that's like on the edge.
[00:44:29] Like because these are all obvious notes.
[00:44:32] What's something on the edge?
[00:44:34] If you find out she's got a kid.
[00:44:38] So you're telling me you've got about to marry somebody
[00:44:41] and then but you don't know that they're...
[00:44:43] Have you seen married at first sight?
[00:44:44] No.
[00:44:45] Well, that's married at first sight.
[00:44:47] That's married at first sight.
[00:44:49] No, no, you're not.
[00:44:51] Okay, that's probably not a good one.
[00:44:53] On the edge.
[00:44:55] What about if she's going to die?
[00:44:59] She's got an illness.
[00:45:00] What about what about what about...
[00:45:02] Sorry, I'll do yours first.
[00:45:04] What is that?
[00:45:05] She's got a terminal illness.
[00:45:06] Then obviously I'd still marry her.
[00:45:08] That's not.
[00:45:09] I'm not I am a dick but not not at all.
[00:45:11] That's a point.
[00:45:16] What's the point?
[00:45:18] Well then you've got to mess about it.
[00:45:21] Whatever you have to do, do you have to get divorced?
[00:45:23] I don't know.
[00:45:24] Well, hopefully they've got life insurance
[00:45:26] because then you definitely say this.
[00:45:27] Well, yeah.
[00:45:28] If you're seeing this enough, go on what we are.
[00:45:32] I can't remember that.
[00:45:33] What about if obviously you've been oblivious to most wedding stuff?
[00:45:38] She's sort of everything out.
[00:45:40] She's booked it all in that lot.
[00:45:42] But you didn't know until the morning of when you spot somebody who said something...
[00:45:48] Mysterious knock.
[00:45:49] Yeah, mysterious knock.
[00:45:50] Mysterious knock.
[00:45:51] Come along again.
[00:45:53] You've had savings up that you've been saving since you were 16
[00:45:57] and you've been saving that for something
[00:46:00] that you've always wanted to do.
[00:46:02] But she spent most of it on the wedding without telling you,
[00:46:05] is that a yes or a no?
[00:46:07] Because technically she's not really bad but it's bad.
[00:46:12] It's very bad.
[00:46:13] How have I not known this?
[00:46:15] I don't know because you're an idiot.
[00:46:17] Do I not check?
[00:46:18] Do I not?
[00:46:19] You put the money in the bank and don't ever look at it.
[00:46:21] Do I not have...
[00:46:22] Absolutely.
[00:46:23] Okay.
[00:46:24] I think probably because she's spent it for you and her.
[00:46:29] She hasn't though, I should.
[00:46:31] You could see it as...
[00:46:34] Is a wedding for you?
[00:46:36] It's for both of you.
[00:46:37] Who's Daisy?
[00:46:38] It's for both of you.
[00:46:39] Who's Daisy?
[00:46:42] It's for both of you.
[00:46:43] Who's Daisy?
[00:46:44] It's for both of you.
[00:46:45] You're both getting married.
[00:46:46] Who's Daisy?
[00:46:47] For both of you.
[00:46:49] Oh, last year.
[00:46:50] Who's Daisy?
[00:46:51] What do you want me to say?
[00:46:52] What is the answer?
[00:46:53] Is it a woman?
[00:46:54] What?
[00:46:55] No, it's the bride's day.
[00:46:56] Right.
[00:46:57] If someone goes wrong, you've ruined my wedding.
[00:47:00] Like, our wedding?
[00:47:02] It's my wedding.
[00:47:04] Well that depends on all you get married.
[00:47:06] It depends on all you get married.
[00:47:07] Somebody says that.
[00:47:08] It's the bride's day.
[00:47:09] It's...
[00:47:10] It's both of these days.
[00:47:11] There's two people.
[00:47:12] Two people.
[00:47:13] No, we don't include in this shit.
[00:47:14] All we've got to do is fucking strap up and turn up.
[00:47:17] What we're strapping up with?
[00:47:18] Fucking...
[00:47:19] I don't know.
[00:47:20] The shit is...
[00:47:21] I wonder if the shit goes west.
[00:47:23] I don't know.
[00:47:24] Oh, okay.
[00:47:25] Are you married into the cartel?
[00:47:26] What are you doing?
[00:47:27] What are you doing?
[00:47:28] I've got no one for you.
[00:47:30] So on that one, I'd probably marry her.
[00:47:32] Yes.
[00:47:33] But I feel like there'd be a very big argument.
[00:47:37] I'd marry her but mecha sign a contract before
[00:47:40] that she has to repay you back.
[00:47:42] But it's for both of you.
[00:47:44] But it's the woman.
[00:47:46] I can't even do that.
[00:47:47] It's for both of you.
[00:47:48] That's the one they like.
[00:47:50] What about if you were going to marry her and her dad hated you?
[00:47:56] What you found out on there?
[00:47:58] Oh, that's a good one actually.
[00:48:01] I don't know.
[00:48:02] Not just a dad, the family.
[00:48:03] The entire family.
[00:48:04] The entire family.
[00:48:05] The entire family.
[00:48:06] Inlaw family hate you.
[00:48:07] There'd been I didn't it.
[00:48:08] Yeah.
[00:48:09] And then somebody like...
[00:48:10] They thought this day had never come.
[00:48:11] And they're gonna objects.
[00:48:13] Is this your life?
[00:48:15] No, no.
[00:48:16] Are you alright?
[00:48:17] Yeah, that I'm fine.
[00:48:18] Are you sure?
[00:48:19] I just want to see what your reaction is.
[00:48:20] Yeah.
[00:48:23] What's going through here?
[00:48:27] That's a tricky one that one because like...
[00:48:30] You're gonna have to spend rest of your life.
[00:48:32] Yeah.
[00:48:33] It's having your family.
[00:48:36] But then again it is just about you two.
[00:48:38] But then again, you do spend a lot of time with life.
[00:48:40] And then what happens if you have a kid?
[00:48:42] And then you know, if you've got a thing long to...
[00:48:45] I think I'd still do it.
[00:48:48] Would you try and win a mobber?
[00:48:50] Yeah.
[00:48:51] With my winning Charlemann charisma.
[00:48:59] I don't know.
[00:49:01] I think I'd...
[00:49:02] I think I'd get my terrorists.
[00:49:04] I think it'd make me do it more.
[00:49:06] Because they hate it.
[00:49:08] Because they hate me.
[00:49:12] I'd be like, well, I'll just marry it twice.
[00:49:14] You're gonna marry it twice?
[00:49:15] Just to piss you off.
[00:49:16] We're gonna get married but naked at the whole set.
[00:49:19] Yeah.
[00:49:21] Okay.
[00:49:22] Any more?
[00:49:26] What about if you got to date wedding
[00:49:29] and you found out that she likes to watch Beastie Ali porn?
[00:49:32] What's that?
[00:49:34] Okay then, you'd stay S.
[00:49:36] Yeah.
[00:49:37] Well, I don't know what it is.
[00:49:39] Exactly.
[00:49:40] I don't really want to explain it.
[00:49:42] You can't say it and then not explain it.
[00:49:44] Is it all the animals?
[00:49:46] So you do know what it is?
[00:49:47] Well, I'm just guessing it by the name.
[00:49:49] Like a person that has sex with animals.
[00:49:51] Yeah, it's very wrong.
[00:49:53] What, and they get off on that?
[00:49:55] Yeah.
[00:49:56] So what would you do?
[00:49:57] Like, do not wrong with it?
[00:49:58] I'd be quite intrigued.
[00:50:00] Well, what do you want me to dress up as?
[00:50:03] Do you want me to dress up as a horse?
[00:50:05] I will move wherever you want.
[00:50:07] Move, bitch!
[00:50:08] Move!
[00:50:09] So you're on the right then, yeah?
[00:50:12] No, I would find it very disturbing.
[00:50:15] Yeah.
[00:50:16] Depends what animal it is.
[00:50:18] I don't know why that matters.
[00:50:21] If it's like a dog and I'm like,
[00:50:24] no, what the fuck is wrong with you?
[00:50:26] And then she says she wants a dog, I'm like,
[00:50:28] oh my god, that's it.
[00:50:30] Like you found out she were a fairy.
[00:50:33] You know what a fairy is, don't you?
[00:50:35] I'm guessing it's something to do with dogs.
[00:50:37] It's the people that dress up as dogs and they wear the costumes
[00:50:40] and the helmets and stuff, but she's kept it secret from you.
[00:50:42] What? And she pretends to be a dog?
[00:50:44] Yes, like she gets on all fours and stuff like that
[00:50:46] and just runs about and all that stuff.
[00:50:48] Do I have to treat her as a dog?
[00:50:50] Do you have to treat her as a dog?
[00:50:51] She just found out she's a fairy.
[00:50:53] Well, I'd probably still say yeah because I don't know what it is.
[00:50:56] Oh god, I wouldn't say yeah.
[00:50:58] Why? Do I have to take it out for a walk in that?
[00:51:00] Probably.
[00:51:01] Yeah, but then also, look what you could do to her.
[00:51:04] You're a dog, you've got no restraint.
[00:51:06] I'm your master.
[00:51:07] You'll listen to me.
[00:51:09] What about...
[00:51:10] Because she's a dog.
[00:51:11] This shouldn't kind of cynical.
[00:51:12] What about if you found out that she had like a little secret hobby
[00:51:15] where she took worms from the garden and put them in like little pots of sand
[00:51:19] and like watched them wriggle about and then dehydrate?
[00:51:22] Why would that disturb me?
[00:51:24] Why would that bother me?
[00:51:25] Because that's like serial killer vibes, isn't it?
[00:51:29] Well, because she collects worms.
[00:51:31] She doesn't collect worms.
[00:51:32] She puts them in like a jar of water.
[00:51:34] And then they die.
[00:51:35] She kills them.
[00:51:36] I thought worms are in my arm.
[00:51:37] No.
[00:51:38] Like if you chop it in half, it turns into a worm.
[00:51:40] That's a complete myth.
[00:51:41] So if you chop a worm in half, it doesn't turn into a worm.
[00:51:43] No.
[00:51:44] So why does it still wriggle?
[00:51:45] You know, if you chop the snake in half, both parts of it and still wriggle.
[00:51:51] But it doesn't mean that it's fucking...
[00:51:53] It's gonna live.
[00:51:54] No, because they wriggle away.
[00:51:56] They go quite far.
[00:51:57] Google it now.
[00:51:58] Right.
[00:51:59] I'm not sure if I can do it.
[00:52:01] Anyway, yeah.
[00:52:02] Answer is yes.
[00:52:03] I would still marry her.
[00:52:04] Ooh.
[00:52:05] It's a shot game.
[00:52:06] It's what the...
[00:52:07] It's what the story is.
[00:52:08] Is this what you do?
[00:52:09] Is this what you do to chill out when you take in bricks or get in the cart?
[00:52:12] Yeah, I can't get in double gear.
[00:52:14] This is a star.
[00:52:15] The twitch.
[00:52:16] Right.
[00:52:17] What am I googling?
[00:52:18] All worms in all.
[00:52:19] No, you're not googling that.
[00:52:20] That's not what we're asking.
[00:52:21] Google it.
[00:52:22] If you're googling that, you're googling that.
[00:52:24] You're googling that.
[00:52:25] You're googling that.
[00:52:26] You're googling that.
[00:52:27] You're googling that.
[00:52:28] You're googling that.
[00:52:29] That's not what we're asking.
[00:52:30] Google it.
[00:52:31] It does a worm survive if it gets cutting off.
[00:52:34] Does a worm survive?
[00:52:36] Oh, fuck.
[00:52:37] Does a worm have eyes?
[00:52:39] Does a worm survive if it gets cutting off?
[00:52:48] Yeah.
[00:52:49] Okay.
[00:52:50] I've got it.
[00:52:51] Oh, fuck.
[00:52:52] I can't read that.
[00:52:55] And then analyd is cut into, they can regenerate to some degree and in some species you
[00:53:02] cannot even end up having end up with two worms.
[00:53:06] That's bullshit.
[00:53:07] Why is that?
[00:53:08] Google it.
[00:53:09] That's bullshit.
[00:53:10] The common earthworm however will only regenerate from the tail end.
[00:53:14] The head will always die.
[00:53:16] There you go.
[00:53:17] So it survives.
[00:53:18] Wonders.
[00:53:19] So it's immoral.
[00:53:21] It's not immoral.
[00:53:23] Why in it?
[00:53:25] You just chopped it an off man.
[00:53:27] It's still going.
[00:53:28] Wow.
[00:53:29] Maybe we can nick that and do it to us.
[00:53:32] Oh, what you mean like stem cell research?
[00:53:35] Not stem cell, like a gene therapy.
[00:53:38] Yeah, like off spied amount when lizard gets, you know what I'm saying?
[00:53:41] The lizard gene.
[00:53:42] Yeah.
[00:53:43] That'd be cool.
[00:53:45] What's a tool of worm?
[00:53:47] Well yeah, cause they're immoral.
[00:53:48] Yeah, but if you take in the gene from a worm, is there not going to be any problem?
[00:53:52] Is there not going to be any displayed characteristics of that gene?
[00:53:55] Oh, a worm.
[00:53:56] Yeah, likely.
[00:53:57] It's good like scaly and just like you still can have your arms in that but you're going to be
[00:54:02] like that texture of a worm.
[00:54:03] You should be like constant the climate.
[00:54:05] Would you take that to be immoral?
[00:54:08] Maybe I can control the overworms.
[00:54:11] Yeah, the worm king now.
[00:54:13] We've gone way off fucking the subject.
[00:54:16] Yeah, but they think right so if you were the worm king, how would you kill somebody with worms?
[00:54:21] Because there's millions of them.
[00:54:22] How would that kill somebody?
[00:54:23] The shape shift.
[00:54:24] Why are the worms shape shifting?
[00:54:27] Don't watch it!
[00:54:28] They're not shape shifting but like there's that many of them they can make, they could
[00:54:32] be made into something.
[00:54:33] The only way that those worms could kill you is if they managed to pin you down and then
[00:54:37] go inside your nostrils and like, you know, and stuff and then explode.
[00:54:40] You've got organs that explode.
[00:54:42] And do you not think if I had a trillion worms?
[00:54:44] They could do that to you.
[00:54:46] You've got trillion worms all in one place.
[00:54:48] I control them.
[00:54:49] Right.
[00:54:50] How do these worms move around if you've got a trillion?
[00:54:52] Does that have to be like size?
[00:54:53] They're underground.
[00:54:54] Right, yeah.
[00:54:55] And they'll just pop up.
[00:54:56] That's fair point.
[00:54:57] Have you ever seen the worm pop up through a dark night?
[00:55:01] No.
[00:55:02] So I put my battles will be on grass.
[00:55:06] So everybody in a city is fine.
[00:55:08] Well yeah, so I've lured him to park.
[00:55:11] What are you fucking be doing?
[00:55:15] You want to fight me?
[00:55:16] Come with me.
[00:55:17] Let's just go.
[00:55:18] Seven years that way onto that grassy wall over there.
[00:55:22] Where, babies?
[00:55:23] Go.
[00:55:24] In the slowest pack ever.
[00:55:27] You just see all these worms just slowly coming out.
[00:55:30] You're like, oh no.
[00:55:31] Well if you're all going to be a king of animals, which ones are you going to be all then?
[00:55:35] If you can control animals.
[00:55:37] Lions.
[00:55:38] Right.
[00:55:39] Sorry.
[00:55:40] Tigers.
[00:55:41] And how many tigers do you see in England?
[00:55:42] I don't know.
[00:55:43] I'm going to get a boat and ship them over.
[00:55:46] You're going to ship all the tigers over.
[00:55:48] I'm going to ship them everywhere.
[00:55:49] I'm going to be the Amazon fucking tiger ship.
[00:55:52] So can you control them from wherever they are?
[00:55:55] Yes.
[00:55:56] Buy my mind powers.
[00:55:57] So you're like Professor X, a fucking tiger?
[00:56:00] Yes.
[00:56:01] I can speak directly to tigers.
[00:56:02] And what you're going to do?
[00:56:03] I'm just going to tell them stop killing people.
[00:56:06] And when it...
[00:56:07] No, that's wrong.
[00:56:08] Because what I'm going to do is I'm going to tell them that they need to start...
[00:56:11] Stop fucking killing each other and meet up in groups and reproduce.
[00:56:15] We need to get the numbers I, baby.
[00:56:17] And then once we've got an army,
[00:56:19] then we start taking off a small little village.
[00:56:21] And then we get like outposts.
[00:56:23] And then we can hold resources.
[00:56:25] And then we become a nation.
[00:56:26] And then we take off when it's like world domination.
[00:56:28] So you'll be attacking?
[00:56:29] Yes.
[00:56:32] Took care of basking.
[00:56:33] It was like...
[00:56:35] You're going to stop small.
[00:56:36] So you're going to start with villages?
[00:56:39] Yes.
[00:56:40] So where are they?
[00:56:41] Village.
[00:56:42] Where are they?
[00:56:43] Are you fucking scrounging for water?
[00:56:45] You're just going to go in and fucking...
[00:56:48] ...read them all with tigers.
[00:56:49] Yes.
[00:56:50] You don't think that's a myth?
[00:56:52] Human.
[00:56:53] Inhuman.
[00:56:55] Inhuman.
[00:56:56] Yeah, probably.
[00:56:57] But if I've meant...
[00:56:59] What are you supposed to do other than world domination
[00:57:02] if you figure out you can control tigers?
[00:57:04] What else are you supposed to do?
[00:57:06] Well, I don't know.
[00:57:08] What else are you supposed to do?
[00:57:09] Circus stacks, I don't know.
[00:57:11] There's no other goal in life if you can control tigers and world domination.
[00:57:16] But...
[00:57:17] There's nothing else.
[00:57:18] How many tigers are going to die in the process?
[00:57:20] It doesn't matter because I'm going to get them to reproduce.
[00:57:23] And alarming rates.
[00:57:24] Right.
[00:57:25] I've got some of what I'm going to have to tell you now.
[00:57:27] What?
[00:57:28] A gun can beat a tiger.
[00:57:30] One gun can't beat seven tigers.
[00:57:32] You can't aim a gun in seven places at once.
[00:57:35] Yeah, but seven guns can beat seven tigers.
[00:57:37] Well then, 20 guns can be...
[00:57:40] Fucking seven guns.
[00:57:41] I'm one about if there's seven people on a helicopter.
[00:57:45] Shooting down on your tigers.
[00:57:46] I'm going to breed these tigers that much.
[00:57:48] They're going to genetically evolve to get wings.
[00:57:53] Just pick it animals.
[00:57:55] Flaming up, you'll don't fucking get on that tiger.
[00:57:57] What I'm going to do with the process of evolution,
[00:57:59] I'm going to slowly push tigers off a cliff.
[00:58:02] And the ones that survive, they've got like the wind genes
[00:58:05] and then eventually over time,
[00:58:07] they're going to get winged back,
[00:58:09] and then we're flying tigers.
[00:58:10] Well I'm like an RRF.
[00:58:12] So that's time you get sped if it's falling straight off a cliff?
[00:58:18] That's evolution there.
[00:58:19] Yeah, that's how it works.
[00:58:23] Only the strongest survive.
[00:58:26] Anyway, I didn't think that was enough for today.
[00:58:28] How did we do on that segment?
[00:58:29] I don't know.
[00:58:30] I've heard very very...
[00:58:34] If we're an alter and I find out you don't want world tiger domination,
[00:58:37] it's a no.
[00:58:44] She's done for tiger domination then it's an absolute yes.
[00:58:50] Yeah, I think that ends it then.
[00:58:51] Okay.
[00:58:52] Any shell arts?
[00:58:55] Shell arts at tigers.
[00:58:58] A little bit the one there.
[00:59:01] I can figure out how to control here.
[00:59:07] Shell arts becker for senior.
[00:59:09] Yeah, Shell arts becker.
[00:59:10] Sorry for your loss.
[00:59:13] Even though I thought it out.
[00:59:14] Yeah, Shell arts are you for perseverance?
[00:59:17] Yeah.
[00:59:18] I'd have thrown a wobble into the car.
[00:59:20] It's too much.
[00:59:21] It's too much.
[00:59:22] It's too much.
[00:59:23] I can't be away.
[00:59:25] Well it's fucking odd trying to cheat you send going through security.
[00:59:29] Airport.
[00:59:30] You did so well and then...
[00:59:33] Anyway.
[00:59:34] Oh well, just want to remember.
[00:59:35] Look how I'm cosol.
[00:59:37] Thanks guys, we'll see you next week.
[00:59:39] Not tigers though.
[00:59:40] Looked them concutigers.
[00:59:41] Sorry.
[00:59:42] Yeah, see you later.
[00:59:43] Bye!
[00:59:44] Bye!