S2 E13 - Top Five

[00:00:00] Show me to a podcast. What will we even call it? ManMap, I got it then. Welcome back to another

[00:00:23] episode of MindMap with Billy and Jack. Nobody fucking cares about that. Did you all know

[00:00:27] that the ancient Olympics, the athletes performed absolutely well at naked. In the Olympics?

[00:00:34] Yeah. In the ancient Olympics. Oh, like when it was first invented.

[00:00:39] In Greece. No way. They were naked. Why were they naked?

[00:00:42] Polic naked. So, the athletes did this to imitate the gods but also to help them easily

[00:00:48] clear toxins from their skin through sweating after each attempt at sport. In fact, the word

[00:00:53] gymnastics comes from the ancient Greek words, gumnesia which means athletic training,

[00:01:01] exercise and gumonos which means naked. This translates to train naked. Imagine doing fucking

[00:01:08] gymnastics naked. Imagine doing fucking Olympics while at naked where you're a little tally

[00:01:12] wacker out. Imagine just doing like an instant or something and penis is just fucked up.

[00:01:18] You're not supposed to come to watch you don't fucking juggling and you fucking watch

[00:01:21] you me a little thing along. What do you think the worst one to do is naked?

[00:01:26] Wrestling. I don't want to win gold in wrestling. I don't even want bronze.

[00:01:32] I can't even think so. It's like hi, jump. I can't imagine that. Paul vault.

[00:01:37] I don't know if they had Paul vault because some of these are new aren't they? Right here.

[00:01:41] So, you could just like run and jump. It would probably just like run, jump, wrestle.

[00:01:46] Catch a lion.

[00:01:47] I've got a lot of that here. I've got that idea. Imagine running full-pelt where you

[00:01:53] like, no, secure in your penis in place like it just been slapping everywhere.

[00:01:57] If they're like slow, flushing back then. I'll keep my legs slapping as his crossing finish

[00:02:03] line.

[00:02:04] Here to come down the last bend. Could you imagine if you were like, I don't know what

[00:02:09] noise that word, that was my attempt at fucking bolstering to your sweaty legs?

[00:02:12] Could you imagine if you were like, man, you're like best runner back in there but you

[00:02:16] had a pop a small cock and you just thought I'm not got that confidence to get up on

[00:02:21] winged gold.

[00:02:22] Yeah.

[00:02:23] You'll unofficially take part in clothes on the sideline.

[00:02:28] It's secure is kicking it.

[00:02:30] Yeah. That's funny. That's a good one.

[00:02:33] I think they should bring that back. I think all Olympians today should perform naked

[00:02:37] and watch Olympics.

[00:02:39] Absolutely watch it.

[00:02:40] Beach volleyball.

[00:02:41] Whatever, I'm not a political naked anyway when they do it.

[00:02:44] Imagine tobogganing with fucking nips out.

[00:02:46] That's a fucking nip.

[00:02:49] Stay job.

[00:02:52] Spread eagle out.

[00:02:53] It fucking land on your nip, or should be like cold.

[00:02:58] Or what else is the rowing?

[00:03:02] Yeah.

[00:03:03] That look funny naked.

[00:03:04] What else would look funny naked?

[00:03:06] A question.

[00:03:06] Do not when they do the dancing on the horse.

[00:03:10] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:03:11] Yeah.

[00:03:12] Well, I can't even think of any other spots to do.

[00:03:16] You know what?

[00:03:17] What's that where they do it on rings?

[00:03:18] Where they like a...

[00:03:19] What you mean boxing?

[00:03:20] No, they're like...

[00:03:21] That'll be funny naked.

[00:03:22] They're on two rings.

[00:03:23] Oh, that's gymnastics.

[00:03:24] Yeah, but it's like a side piece in it, too.

[00:03:28] A side piece?

[00:03:29] I don't actually know the names.

[00:03:31] I think it should be like rings at some point in it.

[00:03:33] And I can't think it's pole vault, javelin.

[00:03:36] Shot or cock?

[00:03:37] No, shot or cock.

[00:03:38] I mean, shot or cock.

[00:03:39] Shot or cock.

[00:03:40] Bammington is in Olympics, isn't it?

[00:03:43] Is it?

[00:03:44] Table tennis.

[00:03:45] Boxing is.

[00:03:46] Boxing is.

[00:03:47] Fencing is.

[00:03:48] Fencing with number!

[00:03:49] Yeah.

[00:03:50] Oh, poking somebody at nob.

[00:03:53] Three points.

[00:03:54] Did the women then do it back in that day?

[00:03:59] I'm not entirely sure.

[00:04:00] I can't.

[00:04:01] I didn't know.

[00:04:02] Not in that generation.

[00:04:03] I know that there were some female gladiators.

[00:04:07] Zina.

[00:04:08] Pardon?

[00:04:09] I don't know that.

[00:04:10] The Princess Warrior.

[00:04:12] I don't know those.

[00:04:14] You never saw Zina, the Princess Warrior.

[00:04:16] No.

[00:04:17] Never.

[00:04:18] No.

[00:04:19] Right, we're men.

[00:04:20] I don't know what it is.

[00:04:21] Ah, I don't even think it's out anymore.

[00:04:23] But, so like Greeks originally invented the Olympics.

[00:04:29] But I don't know if there was any females competing at that time.

[00:04:33] First and then nothings, weren't it?

[00:04:35] Some of that.

[00:04:36] I can't remember.

[00:04:38] Yeah.

[00:04:39] Some of that out.

[00:04:40] Yeah, shall we do it to my joke of the week?

[00:04:42] Yeah.

[00:04:43] So, I haven't made this one up.

[00:04:47] Nice.

[00:04:48] So, I just came across my wife's Tinder profile.

[00:04:53] That's not the joke.

[00:04:57] And I'm so hungry about her lies.

[00:05:02] She's not even fun to be around.

[00:05:04] Do you get it?

[00:05:06] Yes.

[00:05:07] You get it, yeah.

[00:05:08] Yes.

[00:05:09] Good.

[00:05:10] Yeah.

[00:05:11] So, for everybody listening, you'll hear that we've mixed things up again and we've

[00:05:16] got a new fucking theme tune.

[00:05:19] Yeah.

[00:05:20] That's, uh, I've made a bit of cosplays out of a few days off.

[00:05:23] I need just wanted to do something.

[00:05:25] Yeah.

[00:05:26] Yeah, let us know if you like it.

[00:05:28] Yeah.

[00:05:29] It sounds good.

[00:05:30] I can't take negative criticism.

[00:05:31] So, I've spent a lot of time on this.

[00:05:33] Yeah.

[00:05:34] This was all Billy.

[00:05:35] But again, we literally needed, I needed Jack to finish it off to say if you're word.

[00:05:40] How many words did you say too?

[00:05:42] No, like eight.

[00:05:43] Eight words.

[00:05:44] I've got two lines.

[00:05:45] Two lines.

[00:05:46] You fucked it up twice.

[00:05:48] You do that.

[00:05:49] Because I weren't paying attention.

[00:05:51] I have to even start snapping it here to like get focused.

[00:05:55] Like you're a dog on the...

[00:05:58] Jack need your attention.

[00:06:00] Jack, Jack.

[00:06:01] Jack!

[00:06:02] Yeah.

[00:06:03] Um, I'm easily distracted.

[00:06:05] Yeah, you're like, splashing things still my attention.

[00:06:08] Like a mic pie?

[00:06:10] Yeah.

[00:06:11] Is that actually a real mic pie?

[00:06:12] What, but they're still my shiny stuff.

[00:06:14] Yeah.

[00:06:15] Is it?

[00:06:16] Hmm.

[00:06:17] I get suspicious of my pies.

[00:06:18] Why?

[00:06:20] I don't know.

[00:06:21] So why are you suspicious of them then if you don't know?

[00:06:23] They just have that look.

[00:06:25] What?

[00:06:26] And like they just kind of show off a bit.

[00:06:28] Right, okay.

[00:06:29] Because they always like line up in um...

[00:06:32] on power lines.

[00:06:34] Like a gang.

[00:06:36] Yeah.

[00:06:37] Like they're talking about me.

[00:06:39] And they're being cocky because they're like sat on like tricit and they're like we're not even bothered man.

[00:06:43] Yeah.

[00:06:44] What?

[00:06:45] No, and you can't do this.

[00:06:46] We'll just rub you.

[00:06:47] Yeah.

[00:06:48] And then I'm just going to nick your ring or whatever.

[00:06:50] Do you know the thing?

[00:06:51] The saying.

[00:06:52] Uh, no.

[00:06:53] When you see...

[00:06:54] No, nothing.

[00:06:55] When you see so many mic pies.

[00:06:56] Oh, don't you have to punch somebody if you see so many mic pies.

[00:06:59] You have to punch somebody.

[00:07:01] Is that not what it is?

[00:07:02] No.

[00:07:03] I thought if you see like five mic pies, you have to blow somebody's one.

[00:07:05] Yeah.

[00:07:06] Is it not that?

[00:07:07] I had some walking pass in the whole way.

[00:07:09] I feel it at that time.

[00:07:11] Sorry, Pa.

[00:07:12] You know the rules.

[00:07:15] You're thinking of...

[00:07:16] Um...

[00:07:18] Mini punch.

[00:07:19] I don't know what that is in there.

[00:07:20] When you see a mini.

[00:07:21] Sorry, I've got an itchy foot.

[00:07:22] Uh, yeah.

[00:07:23] And you just have to punch someone if you say a mini.

[00:07:25] Oh, all right.

[00:07:26] Okay.

[00:07:27] No, I thought it was like five mic pies and then you had to punch somebody.

[00:07:29] No, so there's the thing.

[00:07:30] So I think it's...

[00:07:31] One...

[00:07:32] If you see one mic pie...

[00:07:33] One mic pie?

[00:07:34] One mic pie.

[00:07:35] One mic pie.

[00:07:36] One for Jai.

[00:07:38] Two for Sorrow.

[00:07:39] Three for a boy.

[00:07:40] Four for a girl.

[00:07:41] Five for silver.

[00:07:43] Six for gold.

[00:07:45] When you say this...

[00:07:47] If you see...

[00:07:48] So if I see six for gold, what does that mean?

[00:07:50] Does that mean they're going to get gold?

[00:07:51] Are there some of my gold?

[00:07:52] Are they going to give me gold?

[00:07:53] No, you're going to get gold.

[00:07:54] Right.

[00:07:55] Not that I've got gold.

[00:07:56] I'm just saying...

[00:07:57] You're going to get gold.

[00:07:58] You're going to receive gold.

[00:07:59] Gold pain?

[00:08:00] Gold is like gold.

[00:08:01] Just pick a gold.

[00:08:02] Right.

[00:08:03] Um...

[00:08:04] I don't think if you just see him someone just then puffs out, fit air in and you...

[00:08:07] Man, we're briefcase.

[00:08:08] Just talking about that nowhere.

[00:08:11] Here's seven bars of gold.

[00:08:13] Yeah, and then I think is it eight for...

[00:08:19] The secret never to be told.

[00:08:21] I think that's it.

[00:08:24] Fuck you.

[00:08:26] Jai, the bush got about eight mic pies like that.

[00:08:28] Is it?

[00:08:29] One for Jai.

[00:08:30] Two for Sorrow.

[00:08:31] Three for a boy.

[00:08:32] Four for a girl.

[00:08:33] But I don't know why you asking me.

[00:08:34] I have no idea.

[00:08:35] Six for gold.

[00:08:36] Sure he had this back in there.

[00:08:37] I have no idea about it.

[00:08:39] And like he's supposed to salute him.

[00:08:41] Why?

[00:08:42] Because of it.

[00:08:44] What they're going to do, stab you.

[00:08:45] If you don't salute him, you're not going to get your gold.

[00:08:47] I'm not going to get gold anyway.

[00:08:49] It's a fucking man pie.

[00:08:50] You boys, this is...

[00:08:52] Did you do all the thing as a kid as well?

[00:08:54] Like fucking don't step on cracks otherwise you'll break your mom's back.

[00:08:57] No, he used to jump on him.

[00:09:00] Especially when she's been told you're not.

[00:09:03] Yeah.

[00:09:04] So she went to jump.

[00:09:05] I've this bump.

[00:09:06] Jumping on it.

[00:09:08] Now our funny me as a kid.

[00:09:10] I think you were.

[00:09:11] Well especially when I were in trouble.

[00:09:13] So because I had a sister, an older sister.

[00:09:17] And what I used to do was she used to be a teenage sister.

[00:09:20] She was getting up to no good and that.

[00:09:22] So I used to say it should be like don't tell him.

[00:09:24] Don't tell him.

[00:09:25] I always...

[00:09:26] But what I actually do is lock it in the bank.

[00:09:28] What man?

[00:09:30] No.

[00:09:31] So when I was in trouble,

[00:09:33] I used to divert it by bloating out what my sister had...

[00:09:36] She was horrible little shit.

[00:09:38] But one day, she caught up with me.

[00:09:42] One day she got a towel.

[00:09:45] But like you could tell me mom it were on the back.

[00:09:49] So she couldn't see it.

[00:09:51] She was like right I got this towel and I had seen it.

[00:09:53] And she was like don't tell him.

[00:09:55] What have you do?

[00:09:56] Do not tell mom that I've got this towel because she will kill me.

[00:09:58] She'll keep me out of it.

[00:09:59] If she sees it.

[00:10:01] So I'm like okay.

[00:10:02] So a couple of weeks getting by.

[00:10:03] I get in trouble.

[00:10:05] I can't remember what I did.

[00:10:07] Probably fucking drawing on Walsum I had, don't know.

[00:10:10] And then so yeah mom's having a go up there.

[00:10:13] Do the old trick and I go.

[00:10:15] Mom won't have to tell me something.

[00:10:19] Your daughter's got a towel.

[00:10:22] You were a little bit like...

[00:10:24] What?

[00:10:25] What?

[00:10:26] Right.

[00:10:27] She helps her downstairs.

[00:10:28] Your brother has just told me you've got a towel.

[00:10:31] So...

[00:10:32] World War III kicks off.

[00:10:33] So she says she goes no I'm not going to say she has mom.

[00:10:36] I swear, I swear I've seen it.

[00:10:37] I've seen it.

[00:10:38] I've seen it.

[00:10:39] It's on the back.

[00:10:40] Show her your back.

[00:10:41] Show her your back.

[00:10:42] All right.

[00:10:43] Show her her back.

[00:10:44] Not there.

[00:10:45] Hanna.

[00:10:46] Fuck all there.

[00:10:47] Nothing at all.

[00:10:48] And I was like I swear to you mom.

[00:10:50] She's got rid of it somehow.

[00:10:51] She's got rid of it.

[00:10:53] She's hiding it from you.

[00:10:54] Boyle cloths work.

[00:10:55] Gride wolf.

[00:10:56] And that's what it was.

[00:10:58] She had a henna tattoo.

[00:10:59] My mom knew about it.

[00:11:01] And they stitched me up.

[00:11:02] Boy, you should stop being like a little fucking snitch then should you?

[00:11:05] But...

[00:11:06] In the other side.

[00:11:07] Never had a snitch who gets to do this.

[00:11:09] In the other side of it.

[00:11:10] I still got away with getting any trouble because they were too busy laughing at me.

[00:11:14] Nice.

[00:11:15] So it worked anywhere.

[00:11:17] So yeah it kind of did work.

[00:11:19] Yeah.

[00:11:20] But yeah I used to do all sorts when I remember.

[00:11:22] You used to wear squimmy piggy bankers.

[00:11:24] No, when you ever used to like watch films.

[00:11:27] And it'd be like some sort of deal where it's like setting a prison.

[00:11:31] And you know that skinny little fucking running prison that's like bent over and all weird

[00:11:36] in that fucking snitchest at guards and that?

[00:11:39] Yeah.

[00:11:40] Is that you?

[00:11:41] That was me as a child.

[00:11:42] Yes.

[00:11:43] I was looking after number one, which is me.

[00:11:46] When I go to school I used to ride my mum a lot to apologize.

[00:11:51] I've done that for seven years.

[00:11:53] Yeah, I've done that.

[00:11:54] Sorry, that's what for whatever I've done.

[00:11:56] I'll never do this again.

[00:11:57] I'll never do it if you don't forgive me.

[00:11:59] I'll kill myself.

[00:12:00] I'm gonna run away.

[00:12:01] I've got to run away.

[00:12:02] Me.

[00:12:03] Puck in, bug, pack.

[00:12:06] Did you ever...

[00:12:07] I just got fucking two pepper armies of fucking snack box.

[00:12:11] So the fucking teddy.

[00:12:13] Did you ever run away?

[00:12:15] Have you ever ran away?

[00:12:17] No.

[00:12:18] No, I haven't.

[00:12:20] Did you ever threaten to run away?

[00:12:22] Always.

[00:12:23] How far did you get with it?

[00:12:25] I don't know, to end at drive.

[00:12:28] It's cold.

[00:12:29] Never run away in winter.

[00:12:32] Yeah, all they do is summer.

[00:12:34] Yeah, all the way to summer.

[00:12:37] Did you ever use to tell your parents that you're going to sleep at your mates house?

[00:12:42] A number of?

[00:12:43] Yeah, a number of somewhere.

[00:12:45] Well, we both know the place.

[00:12:47] So they used to be a place that they called a band and four?

[00:12:49] Yeah, not to children.

[00:12:52] I saw they're not listening to this, eh?

[00:12:54] They're fucking back now.

[00:12:55] They were like full grown adults.

[00:12:57] So I'm getting tall though.

[00:12:59] So in three years and I'm 30 now.

[00:13:02] I can imagine after this getting tall off by a woman, they're me just riding the wire.

[00:13:06] Do you remember?

[00:13:07] You could actually send it to my post if you can't.

[00:13:11] Do you remember?

[00:13:12] I am so sorry.

[00:13:13] I will never do this again.

[00:13:15] If you don't forgive me.

[00:13:18] I will run away again.

[00:13:20] As an adult.

[00:13:21] And I will stay away.

[00:13:23] I now have money, which means I can run away to Thailand.

[00:13:27] If you don't forgive me, can you please return this Fiverr?

[00:13:32] He's not.

[00:13:33] He's returning me, Jess.

[00:13:35] You put the Fiverr in your laptop?

[00:13:36] Yeah, it's nice.

[00:13:37] It's like a bribe, isn't it?

[00:13:38] It's bribe for forgiveness.

[00:13:40] Nice.

[00:13:42] Anyway, how's your...

[00:13:44] Was the calendar up there?

[00:13:45] What kind of calendar is that?

[00:13:47] Is it chocolate?

[00:13:48] Is it Christmas?

[00:13:49] No.

[00:13:50] Is it makeup?

[00:13:51] No.

[00:13:52] Is it pants?

[00:13:54] No.

[00:13:55] Is it...

[00:13:56] Pants?

[00:13:57] Oh my God, I can't believe it.

[00:13:59] Is that sexy color?

[00:14:00] You can get a calendar for anything now, does mate.

[00:14:02] Is it fudge?

[00:14:04] No.

[00:14:05] Is it edible?

[00:14:06] No.

[00:14:07] Is it sewing kits?

[00:14:08] No, I'm not fucking no.

[00:14:10] Is it...

[00:14:11] Is it going to guess all night?

[00:14:13] I just want to know what it is because it's thick.

[00:14:15] It's a thick calendar thing.

[00:14:17] Oh, is it candles?

[00:14:19] No.

[00:14:21] What is it then?

[00:14:22] I'm all done.

[00:14:24] It's crystals.

[00:14:25] Oh, right.

[00:14:26] Okay.

[00:14:27] So it's a candlestick crystals?

[00:14:29] Candlestick crystals.

[00:14:30] Candlestick crystals.

[00:14:31] It's a calendar of crystals.

[00:14:32] Do you still have a calendar?

[00:14:34] Me and Anne still buys me whatever year.

[00:14:36] Ah, that's cute.

[00:14:37] That's cute.

[00:14:38] That's cute.

[00:14:39] It's buys me in our last one.

[00:14:40] Which one?

[00:14:41] Just any.

[00:14:42] Do you have a favourite?

[00:14:43] Not a favourite.

[00:14:44] It should just buy me whatever.

[00:14:45] Do you know what I want to get it but it's like 15 quid.

[00:14:48] It reaches...

[00:14:49] You can't buy your own calendar, you're an adult.

[00:14:52] Some...

[00:14:53] You pair it as you've got to buy it for you because it's like tradition.

[00:14:55] That's the only acceptable term.

[00:14:56] I can't buy yourself a calendar.

[00:14:57] What?

[00:14:58] I deserve chocolate.

[00:14:59] Just buy your chocolate, bother.

[00:15:00] No, I deserve a chocolate every day.

[00:15:02] In December.

[00:15:03] That's a great cop part of that in it.

[00:15:06] First things first.

[00:15:07] In the morning.

[00:15:08] I've known you had a drink of water.

[00:15:09] I'm going to have a piece of fucking chocolate.

[00:15:12] Have you got dog one?

[00:15:14] No, not yet.

[00:15:15] Are you going to get one?

[00:15:16] Probably.

[00:15:17] That's quite the idea.

[00:15:18] I mean he won't fucking know what it is.

[00:15:20] That's the luck of being in a tree when it is fucking no idea.

[00:15:23] She's getting him all like...

[00:15:25] Becky's getting him all like Christmas stuff and that.

[00:15:27] She's even got him his own sack.

[00:15:29] Christmas sack.

[00:15:30] Stocking.

[00:15:31] Right.

[00:15:32] And I'm like he's not going to clothe.

[00:15:33] I can't say it because we got Milo one last year.

[00:15:36] It's probably the right bluff here, it's part of it.

[00:15:38] Do you know what though? Milo loves opening presents.

[00:15:40] Yeah.

[00:15:41] If you're up in days and then you've got carried away

[00:15:43] and just tried to fucking up and everything at once.

[00:15:46] Have you seen that video?

[00:15:47] That guy when he gets a PS4 for Christmas.

[00:15:50] No.

[00:15:51] And he's in Milo well up in it present and then a cat jumps out at the same time.

[00:15:55] What?

[00:15:56] Good for a jugular.

[00:15:57] Straight for a jugular.

[00:15:58] But yeah, you'd think it's Christmas for dogs.

[00:16:03] Ask my question and Shasas miss it like...

[00:16:06] Well they know it's Christmas morning.

[00:16:08] There's a sort of questions that women ask here.

[00:16:11] Do you think he'll know it's Christmas morning?

[00:16:14] There's so random the questions that they ask you like.

[00:16:17] They just don't make sense.

[00:16:18] Do you think he loves this?

[00:16:20] That's a stuff like that.

[00:16:22] And does she ever talk for him?

[00:16:24] As well, she's like...

[00:16:25] So he'll say something.

[00:16:27] Well he won't say something because it's not okay.

[00:16:29] It'll look in a certain way and then she puts like...

[00:16:32] She pretends to talk as though it's him.

[00:16:34] Yeah, talking.

[00:16:35] Me and Emma do this.

[00:16:36] I don't know why, who'd be weird but we do it like yeah.

[00:16:40] So weird.

[00:16:41] Yeah, no.

[00:16:42] But the questions thing, that's...

[00:16:44] It's like would you love me if I'm a worm kind of deal?

[00:16:47] To just fucking the sauce, stupid questions.

[00:16:49] Yeah.

[00:16:51] So I'm in a bit of bother actually.

[00:16:53] Not really in bother.

[00:16:55] Okay.

[00:16:56] But...

[00:16:57] So...

[00:16:58] Or have you got to write a letter to?

[00:17:00] Dear Becker.

[00:17:01] So there's a lot of changes happening in this house.

[00:17:08] By meaning that is in Becker's mid to changes.

[00:17:12] She's not old enough to go big or go into a menopause.

[00:17:15] No, no.

[00:17:16] So what do you mean then?

[00:17:18] So like she's moved stuff in the house.

[00:17:20] Right.

[00:17:21] Them kind of changes.

[00:17:22] That's a bit clearer.

[00:17:23] Yeah.

[00:17:24] And apparently I haven't noticed.

[00:17:28] If the very subtle then I will agree with you.

[00:17:31] It was a full chair.

[00:17:33] You didn't notice a full chair being moved.

[00:17:35] No.

[00:17:36] So...

[00:17:37] How did you not notice a full chair being moved?

[00:17:39] I don't know.

[00:17:40] Where is the chair, which one are you on about?

[00:17:42] Where the Christmas tree is.

[00:17:43] Yeah.

[00:17:44] They used to be the big comfy chair, the big cuddle chair there.

[00:17:46] Yeah, where is it?

[00:17:47] Well, well, you're easing the conservatory.

[00:17:49] Oh, okay.

[00:17:50] But I had no idea.

[00:17:51] I would have been oblivious to it.

[00:17:52] The trees there instead of the chair, really?

[00:17:53] Well, yeah.

[00:17:54] Oh, Christmas tree's over there.

[00:17:56] And then I carried it over there.

[00:17:58] Where's that chair gone?

[00:17:59] She's like, you fucking serious.

[00:18:01] And it's like photos have changed as well.

[00:18:05] Yeah, but that I can forgive because photos, once you've looked at them a few times,

[00:18:08] did you become part of like the wall?

[00:18:11] Do you know what I mean?

[00:18:12] Yeah.

[00:18:13] You get used to them.

[00:18:14] Like, unless you actually look at them,

[00:18:15] unless they're like massive like a portrait, do you not gonna notice?

[00:18:18] Never come in and get that question and you shit you're saying every time.

[00:18:21] You'll come in and then like Mrs. Orsette here.

[00:18:25] Have you noticed anything?

[00:18:27] And you're like...

[00:18:28] Nails!

[00:18:29] Hell!

[00:18:30] Hells!

[00:18:31] Hells!

[00:18:33] Me!

[00:18:34] You smiling!

[00:18:35] Erm...

[00:18:36] Yeah, nice.

[00:18:38] Erm, yeah.

[00:18:40] So, what have you been?

[00:18:42] Well, what's cracked?

[00:18:43] Because you can't have diverted there.

[00:18:46] You heard them alive?

[00:18:47] Good.

[00:18:48] Errrr...

[00:18:49] Nelly?

[00:18:50] Berly?

[00:18:51] Are you hyped?

[00:18:53] Moderately?

[00:18:54] Good.

[00:18:56] Errrr...

[00:18:57] Got syphilis?

[00:18:58] Good.

[00:18:59] Errrr...

[00:19:00] I haven't got syphilis.

[00:19:02] What is syphilis?

[00:19:04] It's a sexual transmitted disease.

[00:19:06] No, I know that but what is it?

[00:19:08] I don't know.

[00:19:09] I'd imagine it.

[00:19:10] Google it now.

[00:19:11] What is syphilis?

[00:19:12] Yeah.

[00:19:13] I'd imagine it's something like what makes your piss burn.

[00:19:16] Right, it is a question for it.

[00:19:17] This like, is it Cardi's spell syphilis?

[00:19:19] Wait, wait, wait, wait!

[00:19:21] Let's have a good spell in it.

[00:19:22] Right.

[00:19:23] You'll guess first and then...

[00:19:26] Wait, actually, let me put it in first

[00:19:28] and then you can tell me where I'm writing up.

[00:19:30] Well, I don't know how to spell it, so I don't know.

[00:19:32] But a lot of correct, won't it?

[00:19:34] Yeah, yeah.

[00:19:35] Right, syphilis.

[00:19:36] Syph... syphilis.

[00:19:38] Syphilis.

[00:19:39] I've got a feeling there's a salad P in there.

[00:19:41] S-P.

[00:19:42] S-P.

[00:19:43] Phyllis.

[00:19:44] Phyllis.

[00:19:45] No, I must spell it Phyllis.

[00:19:51] Syphilis.

[00:19:53] Errrr...

[00:19:54] S-P.

[00:19:55] H-I-F-L-E-L-S.

[00:19:57] Wait, I-F.

[00:19:59] Wait, what will it say?

[00:20:01] What will it do?

[00:20:03] What did you say?

[00:20:04] S-P.

[00:20:05] Yeah.

[00:20:06] Syphilis.

[00:20:07] I've got it here.

[00:20:08] I know how to spell it.

[00:20:09] S-P-H-I-L-I-E-S.

[00:20:11] No, no.

[00:20:12] Oh, that's syphile easy, isn't it?

[00:20:14] No, no, no.

[00:20:16] Do you want to tell me?

[00:20:17] Yeah.

[00:20:18] S-Y.

[00:20:19] Oh, fuck.

[00:20:20] P.

[00:20:21] There is a P in the end anyway.

[00:20:22] You were right, yeah.

[00:20:23] S-Y.

[00:20:27] Why have you just fucking aroused the computer?

[00:20:29] The way that you just rubbed out was so fucking weird.

[00:20:32] I'm trying to just rubbed out.

[00:20:34] I'm trying to smell this out.

[00:20:37] You tried to turn it on.

[00:20:39] Cause I'm pointing with frozen.

[00:20:41] That's how I...

[00:20:42] It's conduct.

[00:20:43] You wonder if you want the weave in the way that you put your under the weave right away.

[00:20:47] You're alive.

[00:20:48] Double clicking the mouse.

[00:20:50] Right, S-Y-P.

[00:20:52] Yeah.

[00:20:53] H-I-L-I-S.

[00:20:56] Are we so close?

[00:20:58] You didn't do too bad.

[00:21:00] What is it?

[00:21:01] Alright, so what it is, it's a chronic bacterial disease that is contracted.

[00:21:08] Cheefly by infection.

[00:21:11] Why cheerfully?

[00:21:12] Cheefly.

[00:21:13] Oh, I thought he said cheerfully.

[00:21:15] Woo!

[00:21:17] Give me some of that syphilis.

[00:21:19] I'm in, by the infection during sexual intercourse.

[00:21:24] But also...

[00:21:27] By infection.

[00:21:29] I can't say.

[00:21:31] Congen-Cialla?

[00:21:33] I love to have a look.

[00:21:34] By infection of developing fetus.

[00:21:37] Oh.

[00:21:38] So you can get syphilis from babies?

[00:21:41] Yeah, there's that one word that I couldn't say.

[00:21:44] Let me have a go.

[00:21:46] Cardiovascular.

[00:21:47] No, the top bit.

[00:21:49] Oh.

[00:21:50] Conce-ly.

[00:21:52] Conce-ly?

[00:21:53] Conce-ly?

[00:21:54] Conce-ly?

[00:21:55] Congen-it-ly.

[00:21:56] Congen-it-ly.

[00:21:57] Congen-it-ly?

[00:21:58] Congen-it-ly?

[00:21:59] Congen-it-ly.

[00:22:00] See you, Conce-ly.

[00:22:01] If anybody has listened to this, CLN, G-E-N-I-T-A-L-L-Y.

[00:22:09] What is it?

[00:22:11] Yeah.

[00:22:12] Seigners in email are hard to pronounce it.

[00:22:15] Yeah.

[00:22:16] Weird segment again, yeah.

[00:22:18] But yeah, I'm alright.

[00:22:19] Thanks for asking.

[00:22:20] Good.

[00:22:21] Good.

[00:22:22] I haven't got syphilis.

[00:22:23] Are you getting into the Christmas vibes?

[00:22:27] No.

[00:22:28] Because it's not December.

[00:22:29] Yeah, but it's like it's not enough.

[00:22:31] No.

[00:22:32] No, Christmas lights are on.

[00:22:33] No, there shouldn't be.

[00:22:35] The Christmas market's around.

[00:22:36] From the way here, I drove past a house and it's one of those houses that have like the

[00:22:40] full shabang out, you know, Christmas stuff.

[00:22:44] Yeah.

[00:22:45] It's not December.

[00:22:47] December 1st.

[00:22:48] Get it up.

[00:22:50] Otherwise, where do we draw the line?

[00:22:52] It's going to be July and people again, Christmas shit art.

[00:22:54] Like what would you do it?

[00:22:56] Traditionally, it's 12 days before.

[00:22:59] Exactly.

[00:23:00] 12 days after, innit?

[00:23:01] Exactly.

[00:23:02] And now it's fucking, it's beginning December.

[00:23:04] It's 60 days before.

[00:23:05] And me saying, beginning of December is controversial.

[00:23:08] What?

[00:23:09] Yeah.

[00:23:10] I'm pretty.

[00:23:11] I know.

[00:23:12] So, but apart from that, you're not getting into the spirit.

[00:23:15] I will do on December.

[00:23:17] So, which of your, your wake up on December 3rd?

[00:23:20] December 1st, me.

[00:23:21] I've got my Grinch pants on.

[00:23:22] I've got an art chocolate.

[00:23:23] Yeah, I'm all in.

[00:23:24] And you're all Christmas vibe, eh?

[00:23:26] Yeah.

[00:23:27] In December when it's Christmas time.

[00:23:29] Hmm.

[00:23:30] Have you started?

[00:23:31] I'm just getting other seasonal depression from November with fucking dark all time.

[00:23:36] Have you started Christmas shopping?

[00:23:38] No, I don't know that.

[00:23:40] I'll just fucking fund her for the money.

[00:23:42] I give it half the money.

[00:23:44] That's fun.

[00:23:46] You wanted that?

[00:23:47] Well, you just know I do what you've been doing.

[00:23:49] My life.

[00:23:50] Emma makes my life so fucking easy.

[00:23:52] You know if I ever had to go back to being by myself, nobody's getting presents, because

[00:23:55] I'm just not doing it.

[00:23:56] So, would you say she's more like a, eh...

[00:23:59] Pierre.

[00:24:00] She's a Pierre that I've married.

[00:24:03] Well, I'm not married.

[00:24:04] I'm engaged too.

[00:24:06] Yeah.

[00:24:07] God bless that woman.

[00:24:08] Eh, yeah, I didn't start either.

[00:24:11] Do you actually do your shopping on the back of the door?

[00:24:13] No, to be fair, I do actually do.

[00:24:15] The problem with what I get at with Christmas shopping is...

[00:24:20] Well, one like every time I buy a present for someone, I feel like I deserve a present for myself.

[00:24:25] I can't believe it.

[00:24:27] Right.

[00:24:29] So, it's like one for them, one for me.

[00:24:31] So you end up buying the Christmas?

[00:24:33] And the problem is, like, I get carried away.

[00:24:36] So, I kind of need beckoders to hold the reins on me to be fair, because I'll just go out

[00:24:41] to your spending bit.

[00:24:42] I'm very spending.

[00:24:43] I'll go out and, like, I think in my head that money is not an object.

[00:24:48] You know what I mean?

[00:24:49] Clearly as...

[00:24:50] It's Christmas!

[00:24:51] We don't need money.

[00:24:52] It's that spy stuff.

[00:24:53] Exactly.

[00:24:54] So, what?

[00:24:55] We're just turning lights off in January.

[00:24:56] Yeah.

[00:24:57] We'll just not have it eating on.

[00:24:58] It's fine.

[00:24:59] We'll do a fucking thing.

[00:25:00] It's one day fast.

[00:25:01] We don't need to eat.

[00:25:02] Why are you getting a wongle on that?

[00:25:04] It's Christmas.

[00:25:05] Santa would want me to get a wongle on.

[00:25:10] My problem with Christmas is, especially shopping, is I forget that I'm supposed to buy

[00:25:18] presents up until last minute.

[00:25:20] And I'll leave it like a Christmas Eve shopper.

[00:25:23] Not that bad, like I remember it week before and then, it's probably the closest shopping

[00:25:31] centre to where I was waking going by presents is Medewall.

[00:25:34] And Medewall at Christmas time makes me want to murder people.

[00:25:37] Yeah.

[00:25:38] I get panic attacks.

[00:25:39] Of course, there's just too many people.

[00:25:42] There's fucking, there's people that are just rude.

[00:25:45] There's no reason that people, there should be that many people in one place.

[00:25:49] It's not normal.

[00:25:50] Don't like it.

[00:25:51] And it's normally men.

[00:25:52] Yeah, put it in the bar.

[00:25:53] There you go.

[00:25:54] And then everybody's stressed because it's fucking, fucking, we could Christmas.

[00:25:59] The problem is, and all were like, Medewall which is like one of the biggest shopping centres.

[00:26:03] There's too much choice.

[00:26:05] There's so much choice.

[00:26:06] Like, I want to go for something.

[00:26:08] Let's say I want to go for a t-shirt for someone.

[00:26:10] Fuck me.

[00:26:11] I've got about 50 shops to choose from.

[00:26:13] And then I think in one med, I see one at one price and I'm like, hmm, let me just try

[00:26:18] here.

[00:26:19] I might be able to get it cheaper.

[00:26:20] Why do they do that?

[00:26:21] Why do they all have the same t-shirt with different prices?

[00:26:24] Because they all want to get them on there.

[00:26:26] So they all have to bet against each other.

[00:26:28] Yeah, but why didn't everyone just have the same price?

[00:26:30] Because then, they don't need to be on one shop or not seven.

[00:26:34] Yeah, but don't you think it is a bit ridiculous?

[00:26:36] No, because that's the way that you get out.

[00:26:40] This is basically what you're talking about.

[00:26:42] It's capitalism.

[00:26:43] Somebody just said this, there's like seven different people offering you the same product.

[00:26:49] But they're all buttering against each other to get your business.

[00:26:52] So they've got to do that by changing the price.

[00:26:54] If it was all the same price, that's like a monopoly.

[00:26:56] I wonder if it just got you by it, which is what some companies do.

[00:26:59] Yeah.

[00:27:00] Kind of.

[00:27:02] I don't really know economics, but there you go.

[00:27:05] So yeah.

[00:27:06] I'm sorry, but I...

[00:27:07] Does it ungodly stench coming from my ass?

[00:27:09] That smells...

[00:27:11] I don't know why.

[00:27:12] Are you waiting?

[00:27:13] It's going to hit me.

[00:27:14] It's going to blow over in a minute.

[00:27:15] Are you waiting for the impact?

[00:27:16] Yeah.

[00:27:20] Do you know what I do as well at Christmas time shopping, especially in Meda Wall?

[00:27:24] The last time I went...

[00:27:26] I think we were doing marks and spences.

[00:27:29] And I were trying to pick out some sweets for me now.

[00:27:32] Perspects.

[00:27:34] Just...

[00:27:35] Or something like that or it was like a...

[00:27:37] It was somewhat edible, probably that way.

[00:27:40] And somebody kept nudging into me at back.

[00:27:42] And I was getting ready to leather this person in first.

[00:27:44] Pretty kid.

[00:27:45] No, it was for good man.

[00:27:47] Oh.

[00:27:48] And he kept nudging me and back trying to mulk get me to mull when I'm just like...

[00:27:51] Just give me a minute.

[00:27:52] Like I'm just trying to read something.

[00:27:54] Yeah.

[00:27:55] He kept nudging me.

[00:27:56] So I just put it down and just walked off.

[00:27:58] I was left emin, marked spences.

[00:27:59] And I went and got a pretzel.

[00:28:00] So are you did a classic tantrum?

[00:28:03] Not a tantrum.

[00:28:04] I stopped myself from committing murder.

[00:28:06] I was going to kill that person.

[00:28:08] I got caught.

[00:28:09] Did you not even make a sarky comment or a laugh?

[00:28:11] No, because if I did, I wouldn't have stopped.

[00:28:13] Did you even know what it looked like?

[00:28:14] If I get mad, I have to remove myself from the situation.

[00:28:17] I just have to...

[00:28:18] She can't control your emotions.

[00:28:20] No, that's how I control my emotions.

[00:28:21] I just have to take myself out.

[00:28:23] I remove myself from the situation.

[00:28:27] That situation is all the time.

[00:28:29] I feel so trapped in a room.

[00:28:31] Somebody's going to die.

[00:28:33] It's murder.

[00:28:36] Speaking of shopping, we're a finger-en-a-yes today.

[00:28:40] Black Friday.

[00:28:41] This is some of that I don't understand.

[00:28:42] What's this holiday for?

[00:28:44] What is there any historical background for it?

[00:28:46] To Black Friday.

[00:28:47] Yes.

[00:28:48] I don't know.

[00:28:49] Chaggle, Google it.

[00:28:51] Because I don't know where there's just some of the...

[00:28:54] Like corporations have just made up to make you buy shit.

[00:28:57] So, a Black Friday.

[00:28:59] Is there any historical background for it?

[00:29:02] What's it for?

[00:29:03] Friday.

[00:29:04] History.

[00:29:06] Historically.

[00:29:12] Right.

[00:29:13] So this is first thing that's come up.

[00:29:15] Rather Black Friday actually started in the 1950s in Philadelphia.

[00:29:21] Hards of shoppers from the suburbs descended on the city for the days after Thanksgiving.

[00:29:28] According to Bonnie Taylor Blake, a researcher at the University of North Carolina.

[00:29:35] So it is literally just a capitalistic holiday.

[00:29:38] Like it's just to buy shit.

[00:29:40] It's just to say all they used to put on after Thanksgiving.

[00:29:43] Right.

[00:29:44] Yeah.

[00:29:45] That's pretty much it.

[00:29:46] So it's an American thing that we've took on as well.

[00:29:53] Just everybody do it.

[00:29:56] So apparently in the UK, we only took on Black Friday in 2010.

[00:30:03] So all them years from 1950s.

[00:30:06] Yeah.

[00:30:07] Because it's an American thing.

[00:30:08] And then just in 2010 we just thought, I don't know, we'll do it here.

[00:30:12] It's an American corporate thing.

[00:30:14] It's just like Valentine's and stuff like that.

[00:30:18] And do you know, did you ever watch, you know, I obviously just like current because we're both just got engaged.

[00:30:24] Do you know that diamond companies specifically manipulated people through advertisements and stuff to buy diamonds to get engaged?

[00:30:32] Like it would never actually be like a thing that you had to do until they made it.

[00:30:36] What, so you didn't have to buy diamonds?

[00:30:38] No.

[00:30:40] And they were like advertisements saying, if you really want to show how much you love your, you'd buy a diamond ring.

[00:30:45] And you'd buy a bigger diamond ring.

[00:30:47] That all that kind of vibes.

[00:30:49] It makes me laugh to be honest when I see Black Friday stuff especially when you see, I don't know, most of the time it's fucking TV in it.

[00:30:56] That's what everybody's smashing each other's skulls in for it as the is together.

[00:31:00] Usually they're fucking the shit on all.

[00:31:02] To get a Polaroid 32 inch from 200 quid 200 quid or whatever.

[00:31:08] That they've got probably a last bit of stock left.

[00:31:11] Yeah, I agree with you.

[00:31:13] But what's funny is, especially the online stuff that I see.

[00:31:17] So, they'll put Black Friday sale on was 2 grand.

[00:31:23] Yeah.

[00:31:24] Is now 1800.

[00:31:27] It would never 2 grand.

[00:31:29] It was never that price.

[00:31:30] Oh, she's just going to say this.

[00:31:32] It's always been that the Black Friday price you'll see.

[00:31:35] Like three weeks before Black Friday.

[00:31:37] They put it up.

[00:31:38] They'll artificially inflate the price.

[00:31:40] So that when the drinks are down, it's probably like you're probably going about 50 quid off.

[00:31:44] Yeah, I mean there's obviously they've got to be some saving because you probably legally have to put a saving on it.

[00:31:50] But they make out as though it's like fucking 500 quids worth of saving.

[00:31:53] And in real life reality you've got like 50 quid off.

[00:31:56] I don't think I've seen any of this shit but can you remember videos you used to see people fucking rampage.

[00:32:01] People getting fucking trampeded at all.

[00:32:04] Christ.

[00:32:05] Was that right?

[00:32:06] Trumpede.

[00:32:07] Trumpeded on?

[00:32:08] Trumpled.

[00:32:09] Stumpieded.

[00:32:10] Stumpieded.

[00:32:11] Stumpieded.

[00:32:12] Yeah.

[00:32:13] That was kind of a blend of trumples on and stumpieded.

[00:32:16] You blended the word.

[00:32:18] Trumpeded.

[00:32:19] Yeah.

[00:32:20] You look nice guy right anyway.

[00:32:23] We've got way off topic.

[00:32:25] Anyway, Black on Black Friday.

[00:32:26] Okay.

[00:32:27] Go on.

[00:32:28] Sorry, I'm joking.

[00:32:29] How are you?

[00:32:30] Yeah.

[00:32:31] Good.

[00:32:32] Nice.

[00:32:33] I did experience some of the first time this week.

[00:32:37] I've never experienced before.

[00:32:38] Mechanical woman orgasm.

[00:32:39] Oh no, no, no.

[00:32:42] No left that.

[00:32:43] Still waiting for that moment.

[00:32:45] She's told me to get her asking an awful.

[00:32:48] Why do you say it every time?

[00:32:52] Did I do it?

[00:32:53] Did I work?

[00:32:54] Did I find my doing it?

[00:32:56] No, I broke down and had to call the RIS.

[00:33:01] I thought you were just going to leave that there.

[00:33:04] Because that was very vague.

[00:33:05] I meant it.

[00:33:06] You broke down mentally or what?

[00:33:08] No, I broke down and had to call the RIS.

[00:33:11] Nice.

[00:33:12] First time ever.

[00:33:13] First time ever you've brought down?

[00:33:14] Yeah.

[00:33:15] Okay now.

[00:33:16] Yeah, so I've gone 27 years of my life.

[00:33:19] Well, not 27 years of my life.

[00:33:21] No, to be fair, true because even when I were a kid

[00:33:24] and like I remember, my mom's got never brought down.

[00:33:27] Never got brought down.

[00:33:28] Luckily, it wasn't on the motorway.

[00:33:30] So I was very thankful to whoever met you.

[00:33:33] I didn't break down on the motorway.

[00:33:35] I actually broke down in a cafe, Carpok.

[00:33:38] You jammy bass fucking good that way, didn't it?

[00:33:41] But this, so I'll go up in hills.

[00:33:44] So I run my country road and I want a cafe outside.

[00:33:48] And I pulled, I heard it like going and that's how I pulled in there.

[00:33:53] I think it took about two hours for RIS to come out.

[00:33:56] When they came out, nothing fucking wrong with car.

[00:33:59] Just you'll be in an idiot.

[00:34:01] No, so what I've done is I ran over a stone and it has gone into a wheelbarrow

[00:34:06] and it will make enough fucking horrible noises though.

[00:34:10] Engine we're gonna blow up our wheel, we're gonna fall off at some point.

[00:34:13] So I'm more like kept driving out of it.

[00:34:15] I can't keep driving this.

[00:34:17] And I get, so that's why I pulled into a cafe called a matter

[00:34:22] and then I kept testing it in Carpok just to see if I could still could eat with this noise

[00:34:26] and then I did it once and like I had a click and then it stopped doing it.

[00:34:31] I just drove as normal then.

[00:34:33] Even before, when I had noise, I could drive over it fine.

[00:34:36] So I thought, you know what about, because I had to go on the motorway

[00:34:39] I thought, what about if I do risking or motorway

[00:34:41] and then right down there, fuck, I doesn't terrifying.

[00:34:45] I can think of more terrifying than breaking down on the motorway.

[00:34:48] So it came out, took wheel art, looked at it and he said now

[00:34:52] what you've done is run over a stone, it's met this horrible noise,

[00:34:55] you've shit you're saying.

[00:34:57] And you've caught me out, it's an easy one for me because I don't have to do all.

[00:35:01] So that way that would be experiencing some breaking down.

[00:35:04] Is that it?

[00:35:05] Yeah and also I've experienced something else not which you'll be happy about.

[00:35:09] I listened to my first Joe Rogan podcast.

[00:35:12] I did, yeah.

[00:35:13] Which one were you?

[00:35:14] Elon Musk.

[00:35:15] The newest one out.

[00:35:17] Yeah.

[00:35:18] It's good isn't it?

[00:35:19] Yeah with it when he goes on about the cyber truck and the shooting area or anything like that.

[00:35:22] The order of fucking pizza we anchored is on.

[00:35:24] Yeah, it's the wrong arm.

[00:35:26] Yeah that's right, I was there.

[00:35:28] Good dog, enjoy it.

[00:35:30] Yeah, enjoy it.

[00:35:31] But he's mad him, he's off a different planet.

[00:35:33] Yeah he is, he's an alien.

[00:35:35] I'll recommend you another one in a bit, I can't remember what I'm coming with the call,

[00:35:38] it's a recent one.

[00:35:40] Back to the story of breaking down.

[00:35:42] Yeah.

[00:35:43] Do you know the first time I ever broke down on motorway?

[00:35:47] In a feet punter.

[00:35:49] Fuck, my exhaust fell off.

[00:35:51] Jesus Christ!

[00:35:52] What, so did they have to close the lane and lock?

[00:35:54] No, because luckily it fell off and fucking fling off of it, it flung off at Barrier.

[00:35:59] Right, right, yeah.

[00:36:00] But I was pulled into our shoulder.

[00:36:03] No, this was a long time ago and this is not real technically.

[00:36:10] This story, this is a fake story.

[00:36:12] I didn't want to get charged like fucking 500 quid from to Tomicara for fucking off of motorway.

[00:36:21] So I just drove down our shoulder to the next exit, where I had an exhaust.

[00:36:26] I were only doing like fucking 20 mile an hour but...

[00:36:29] Did you not get caught?

[00:36:30] No, because it would like it, like at 9 o'clock at night.

[00:36:33] Oh right, so it was a long one.

[00:36:34] It would rent it, so I was just driving down our shoulder.

[00:36:37] But I was doing 20 mile an hour in a feet punter and it sounded like I was driving and fucking Ferrari.

[00:36:42] It's JV.

[00:36:45] Yeah.

[00:36:46] And then I just parked it in fucking just somewhere off of the next exit.

[00:36:50] Because you can get fined and all caught, yeah?

[00:36:52] For breaking down on the motorway.

[00:36:53] Yeah, if it's a stupid reason like if you run out of petrol.

[00:36:56] Yeah, I think it's got to be a subit that's negligence or something like that.

[00:36:59] Yeah, but even if after time there's a time limit along with you can be.

[00:37:03] Oh yeah, yeah, down on the motorway for...

[00:37:05] That's what they said.

[00:37:06] So you don't get fined.

[00:37:08] It almost is a fine.

[00:37:10] You've got to move it like when a certain time period...

[00:37:12] A nervous, literally.

[00:37:14] They'll get somebody out and then it costs you like fucking 200 quid.

[00:37:17] Yeah.

[00:37:18] They could only be... they could only be techie...

[00:37:20] And they don't take you to your house.

[00:37:22] They just take you off the motorway.

[00:37:24] So they could just take you like one mile down road and then drop you off and that's cost you 200 quid.

[00:37:27] Yeah, I bet you were terrified, right?

[00:37:29] Well yeah, I would like a gun kit.

[00:37:31] Yeah, yeah.

[00:37:32] I would run on like 18, 19.

[00:37:34] What the fuck do I do?

[00:37:36] Well what are you supposed to get out of the car and stand away from the car, aren't you?

[00:37:42] You're supposed to stand behind Barry.

[00:37:44] But what about if you break down in the...

[00:37:46] Fastly.

[00:37:47] You're not the fast way.

[00:37:48] You're not trying to get off it to...

[00:37:49] To the...

[00:37:50] I would shoulder.

[00:37:51] Fucking about that scary, you know?

[00:37:52] Yeah.

[00:37:53] Thankfully I wasn't left on there.

[00:37:55] So hold on right.

[00:37:56] But now there's no more shoulders, is there or something?

[00:37:58] But that were like now at 10 o'clock at night.

[00:38:00] That's why I theoretically drove on a hard shoulder.

[00:38:05] Because it was like a mile to fucking exit so...

[00:38:08] No, yeah.

[00:38:09] It was like fuck all.

[00:38:10] And there were nobody there.

[00:38:11] So I just thought I'm not going to charge.

[00:38:13] I want to put a complaint in and all.

[00:38:15] Just, and I'm sure everybody around the fucking York should agree with me.

[00:38:18] How long is it going to piss in tech for them to do from junction 32 on M1 to 35?

[00:38:25] What are they even doing?

[00:38:26] I've never seen them on there!

[00:38:27] What are they even doing?

[00:38:28] I've not seen anything change.

[00:38:30] Not nothing.

[00:38:31] I've not even seen a worker there.

[00:38:34] At all.

[00:38:35] Pffft.

[00:38:36] Yeah.

[00:38:38] I'd say...

[00:38:39] I think we should just do a petition.

[00:38:43] What?

[00:38:44] Kill all roadworks.

[00:38:45] Tick, tick.

[00:38:46] Yeah.

[00:38:47] Wait, you can't kill them because you can't fucking find them because they're never there.

[00:38:50] Anyway.

[00:38:52] Run over.

[00:38:53] Let's get on to a segment.

[00:38:54] Yeah, go on then you'll explain it.

[00:38:56] We need to do a song of time.

[00:38:57] Yeah.

[00:38:58] Err...

[00:38:59] Ready?

[00:39:00] Yeah.

[00:39:01] Sigmund time.

[00:39:02] Sigmund time.

[00:39:03] It is segment time.

[00:39:05] Yeah.

[00:39:06] Oh!

[00:39:07] Err...

[00:39:09] So this week the segment is called Top 5.

[00:39:13] Top 5 motherfucker.

[00:39:14] Err...

[00:39:15] And basically what we've done is I've researched, Jack's research.

[00:39:19] So I'm different categories and different weird and wonderful things.

[00:39:23] And we've got to guess each of us top five, which they all real stuff.

[00:39:28] Err...

[00:39:29] What is the top five in?

[00:39:30] So there could be various things.

[00:39:32] Err...

[00:39:34] Oh, we hadn't done this at all.

[00:39:36] I'm glad that this was...

[00:39:37] Yeah, we'll not need it too.

[00:39:38] Err...

[00:39:39] One two three.

[00:39:40] One two three go.

[00:39:41] No, sorry, three to one go.

[00:39:42] Three to one four.

[00:39:43] Three to one go.

[00:39:44] Yeah.

[00:39:45] Three two one go.

[00:39:46] Yeah.

[00:39:47] Three two one go.

[00:39:48] Err...

[00:39:49] No, you cheated.

[00:39:50] Why did I...

[00:39:51] I'm not...

[00:39:52] I was not a cheat!

[00:39:53] I already did you.

[00:39:54] You just upset because you lost.

[00:39:55] I already...

[00:39:56] I'm not a liar!

[00:39:57] Yeah, you went up.

[00:39:58] And then I'd already gone so you thought, oh, I'll stay...

[00:40:00] No, he's not.

[00:40:01] I can cheat.

[00:40:02] I'm not fucking onto you.

[00:40:03] Go on.

[00:40:04] You just upset because you're such a sore loser.

[00:40:06] Yeah, and you can have it.

[00:40:07] What do you mean I'm rightfully won?

[00:40:09] Yeah, I fucking get it.

[00:40:11] Plop player.

[00:40:12] You're such a sore loser.

[00:40:13] Disgusting.

[00:40:14] Err...

[00:40:15] Top five fruit eating globally.

[00:40:17] Top five eating fruit globally.

[00:40:19] Top five fruit eating globally.

[00:40:21] So everybody in the world.

[00:40:22] Yes.

[00:40:23] This is the distance.

[00:40:24] Everybody eating the world.

[00:40:25] Eating this fruit.

[00:40:26] Okay.

[00:40:27] Number one.

[00:40:28] It got to be...

[00:40:29] I let you do five.

[00:40:30] I let you just say five and then I'll tell you how many you got.

[00:40:32] Okay.

[00:40:33] Banana.

[00:40:34] Apple.

[00:40:36] Watermelon.

[00:40:41] Kiwi.

[00:40:42] I feel like it's going to an outsider.

[00:40:44] And...

[00:40:47] And...

[00:40:49] Pineapple.

[00:40:51] You got two out of five.

[00:40:52] Fuck, really.

[00:40:53] Which one's this again?

[00:40:54] Number one is tomatoes.

[00:40:56] Fuck off. It's not even a vegetable.

[00:40:58] It's not even a fruit.

[00:40:59] Tomatoes are fruit.

[00:41:00] It's a vegetable.

[00:41:01] No, it's not.

[00:41:02] Tomatoes are fruit.

[00:41:05] I think that's a matter of an opinion.

[00:41:08] Tomatoes are fruit.

[00:41:09] I'll go with it right now.

[00:41:11] We have the skill on the show.

[00:41:13] Is a tomato...

[00:41:15] Tomato.

[00:41:17] Tomato.

[00:41:18] Is a tomato a fruit?

[00:41:20] Do you want to read it out loud?

[00:41:24] A botanical fruit would have at least one seed

[00:41:31] and grow from the flower of the plant

[00:41:34] with a definition in mind

[00:41:36] tomatoes are classified as fruit

[00:41:39] because they contain seeds

[00:41:41] and grow from the flower of the tomato.

[00:41:43] Why are you going quiet now towards the end?

[00:41:45] Because you were right.

[00:41:48] So number one is tomatoes.

[00:41:50] Yeah.

[00:41:51] Number two is apples.

[00:41:52] Okay, so I got them too.

[00:41:53] Number three is banana.

[00:41:54] Oh, so I got...

[00:41:55] Oh yeah, there's two.

[00:41:56] Well, I got it.

[00:41:57] Number four is orange.

[00:41:58] Orange.

[00:41:59] In the five is mangoes.

[00:42:01] Oh, I thought you were going to let me do some more guessing.

[00:42:03] That's fine.

[00:42:04] Oh, so it would be a role there.

[00:42:06] I don't know.

[00:42:08] I'm not that many friends, to be honest.

[00:42:10] Right.

[00:42:11] Mine is...

[00:42:14] What is the top five richest countries in the world?

[00:42:18] I mean, I've pretty much got the exact same fruits

[00:42:22] kind of like that.

[00:42:24] But yeah, so I'm going to get...

[00:42:26] Guess...

[00:42:27] Top five richest.

[00:42:28] Yeah.

[00:42:29] Got the most money, yeah.

[00:42:30] China, USA.

[00:42:32] Top five richest.

[00:42:35] Switzerland.

[00:42:36] It's the three.

[00:42:38] Top five richest.

[00:42:40] USA.

[00:42:42] USA.

[00:42:44] USA.

[00:42:46] USA.

[00:42:47] USA.

[00:42:48] USA.

[00:42:49] China.

[00:42:50] It's just like...

[00:42:51] You okay?

[00:42:53] And...

[00:42:54] Top five richest.

[00:42:57] This...

[00:42:58] This is tricky this one.

[00:43:00] Canada.

[00:43:01] You got two out of five.

[00:43:03] What's that, American China?

[00:43:05] Yeah.

[00:43:06] What are the ones?

[00:43:07] Well, keep guessing.

[00:43:08] How do you think it's got a fucking water to catch?

[00:43:11] Country's wise.

[00:43:12] I think...

[00:43:13] Russia.

[00:43:14] No.

[00:43:15] I thought they'd have a little bit of oil.

[00:43:17] That would be a good chat with them.

[00:43:19] Yeah.

[00:43:20] I'm very surprised of these.

[00:43:23] There are all countries you know and all.

[00:43:25] It's not like a medical one.

[00:43:27] Spain?

[00:43:28] Nope.

[00:43:29] So there's definitely not fucking Greece.

[00:43:32] There's one in Europe and then there's two in Asia.

[00:43:37] Germany?

[00:43:38] Germany is on there.

[00:43:39] I don't get why they make all automobiles do that.

[00:43:43] Ah, yeah, true.

[00:43:44] So they're in the same place.

[00:43:45] We fly the world with fucking Mercedes from other drivers.

[00:43:47] Yeah.

[00:43:48] No offense.

[00:43:49] I wear a driver German.

[00:43:50] Yeah, car.

[00:43:51] I know.

[00:43:52] That's not Mercedes though.

[00:43:53] Yeah, it's BMW.

[00:43:54] Yeah.

[00:43:55] Also not bad.

[00:43:56] Yeah.

[00:43:57] So other two are from Asia?

[00:44:00] Uh...

[00:44:02] Indonesia.

[00:44:03] No, I said Asia.

[00:44:05] Indonesia is in Asia.

[00:44:07] I thought Indonesia is in Indonesia.

[00:44:10] Indonesia is a country.

[00:44:11] Is it?

[00:44:13] Is it Indonesia where like Australia or New Zealand and that is?

[00:44:18] I might have thought that I completely wrong.

[00:44:22] I think I got that wrong.

[00:44:23] I think you were wrong.

[00:44:24] I'm trying to...

[00:44:25] Because there's even an ocean named in the Indonesian.

[00:44:27] See, or something?

[00:44:28] It's cold.

[00:44:30] What's it called?

[00:44:31] The Indonesian.

[00:44:32] Yeah!

[00:44:33] The Indonesian ocean.

[00:44:40] What are you doing Google on it?

[00:44:42] Trying to or can't spell?

[00:44:47] Still have to get these out too.

[00:44:51] Indonesia is a country.

[00:44:52] Oh, is it?

[00:44:53] Yes.

[00:44:54] So where is Australia in that?

[00:44:56] It's in Southeast Asia as well.

[00:44:58] So it's Class of Asia.

[00:45:00] The continent.

[00:45:01] Yes.

[00:45:02] So there's seven continents.

[00:45:04] I don't...

[00:45:05] Yeah, right.

[00:45:06] Let's not get into a way of track here.

[00:45:08] There's two in Asia.

[00:45:09] Two in Asia.

[00:45:12] Is Australia a Class of Asia?

[00:45:14] Well, the fucking question I've just busted out.

[00:45:16] No, it's not.

[00:45:17] Is it Australia?

[00:45:18] No, no, Australia.

[00:45:19] It's not Australia.

[00:45:20] I've said Australia is not Class of Asia.

[00:45:22] In Asia, fucking it.

[00:45:24] India?

[00:45:25] India can't be.

[00:45:26] India.

[00:45:27] Is it real?

[00:45:28] India is one.

[00:45:29] Wow.

[00:45:30] Korean in it.

[00:45:31] What?

[00:45:34] Every country is Korean.

[00:45:36] Which were met in India.

[00:45:38] Right.

[00:45:39] What, so you say...

[00:45:40] Is this your logic brand?

[00:45:41] It's seriously.

[00:45:42] Well, it's part, right?

[00:45:44] So you say whenever anybody cooks Korean a different country

[00:45:46] they have to pay attributes to India.

[00:45:48] Yeah.

[00:45:49] Well, they invented it.

[00:45:50] Right, okay.

[00:45:51] One more.

[00:45:52] Come on, you can get it.

[00:45:54] In Asia.

[00:45:55] So we've got...

[00:45:56] We've already got China in India.

[00:45:58] Yeah.

[00:45:59] It's very close to China.

[00:46:02] The country.

[00:46:03] I don't...

[00:46:05] I honestly don't know.

[00:46:06] I don't know.

[00:46:07] I just like...

[00:46:08] Fuck yeah.

[00:46:09] Go and tell me.

[00:46:10] Japan.

[00:46:11] Ah, right.

[00:46:12] Okay, yeah.

[00:46:13] Well, some songs in that way.

[00:46:14] Video games and...

[00:46:15] Yeah.

[00:46:17] Sony and...

[00:46:18] Yeah.

[00:46:19] God, yours?

[00:46:21] Oh yeah, shit.

[00:46:22] Sorry.

[00:46:23] I've bought my phone over.

[00:46:25] Top five.

[00:46:27] Now this is not...

[00:46:28] Like an official statistic.

[00:46:30] This is just from a website.

[00:46:31] It's kind of like an official statistic.

[00:46:33] Okay.

[00:46:34] I think all of this is from Google anyway.

[00:46:35] Top five sex positions.

[00:46:36] Right.

[00:46:37] Okay.

[00:46:38] Missionary.

[00:46:40] Doggy.

[00:46:42] Reverse cow girl.

[00:46:47] Um...

[00:46:48] I don't think you're thinking of...

[00:46:49] You're thinking of Calware.

[00:46:52] And...

[00:46:55] What's the one way you like pick them up?

[00:46:59] I don't know what that's called.

[00:47:00] No, I don't.

[00:47:03] I'm surprised.

[00:47:04] No, that man.

[00:47:05] I don't know.

[00:47:06] What are you just a straight missionary man?

[00:47:08] No.

[00:47:09] Lights off its end.

[00:47:10] Well, I don't know what the rest are in my cold.

[00:47:15] You just guess one more because you've only guessed four so far.

[00:47:18] Fireman lift.

[00:47:20] A fireman lift!

[00:47:21] Yeah.

[00:47:22] Oh, you don't know.

[00:47:23] No, but you got four out of five.

[00:47:24] Did that?

[00:47:25] Yeah.

[00:47:26] So the fireman lift weren't one.

[00:47:27] Yeah.

[00:47:28] You got four out of five.

[00:47:29] What's the last one?

[00:47:30] Guess what in order?

[00:47:31] Which one number one?

[00:47:32] Missionary.

[00:47:33] No.

[00:47:34] Doggy.

[00:47:35] Yes.

[00:47:36] Then missionary.

[00:47:37] Yes.

[00:47:38] Then reverse cowgirl.

[00:47:39] No.

[00:47:40] Then cowgirl and reverse cowgirl.

[00:47:41] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:47:42] What's the last one?

[00:47:43] Spooning.

[00:47:44] Oh, yeah.

[00:47:45] Why did you do that as though it was like a long lost friend you've not seen in ages?

[00:47:51] But I'm back from Spooning memories.

[00:47:54] Right, mine is what is and this is according to I M W I M B D.

[00:48:05] Yeah, I M B D.

[00:48:06] What is the most watched of all time TV series?

[00:48:12] The 25.

[00:48:13] Friends.

[00:48:14] I'll let you say your five.

[00:48:16] Friends big bang theory at the office.

[00:48:19] Top five.

[00:48:20] This is all time.

[00:48:22] Supranos.

[00:48:23] Yeah, I forgot about all time.

[00:48:30] Supranos are definitely one.

[00:48:40] So can't that one.

[00:48:41] I can't think.

[00:48:42] Think or guess.

[00:48:43] Trying to think what one that would be actual legit like Game of Thrones.

[00:48:47] Right, you got one.

[00:48:48] I got one.

[00:48:49] What was that Supranos?

[00:48:51] Nope.

[00:48:52] Friends.

[00:48:53] No big bang theory at the office.

[00:48:55] No.

[00:48:56] What did I just say?

[00:48:58] Game of Thrones.

[00:48:59] Fucking out.

[00:49:00] Game of Thrones is number one.

[00:49:01] Oh, sweet.

[00:49:02] Nice.

[00:49:03] So you got the number one.

[00:49:04] But then this.

[00:49:05] Former.

[00:49:06] Fucking out.

[00:49:07] If I'm that far off.

[00:49:09] You've probably.

[00:49:10] X files.

[00:49:11] No.

[00:49:12] You've probably.

[00:49:13] You've probably watched three in a really.

[00:49:16] There was a one I never heard or never see.

[00:49:20] It's just Game of Thrones.

[00:49:25] Trying to think what else have I watched?

[00:49:31] Oh, breaking bad.

[00:49:33] No.

[00:49:34] I thought that would have been up.

[00:49:36] Uh.

[00:49:39] Most watched.

[00:49:40] It's quick games.

[00:49:41] Nope.

[00:49:43] I baffled you know, I'm still there.

[00:49:47] Number two is Stranger Things.

[00:49:50] Bastards.

[00:49:51] Yeah.

[00:49:52] Fucking right.

[00:49:53] Number three is Walking Dead.

[00:49:55] Right.

[00:49:56] Yeah.

[00:49:57] I've watched that.

[00:49:58] Yeah.

[00:49:59] When you think of it, it can't be.

[00:50:00] Are all these the most watched of all time?

[00:50:01] All time.

[00:50:02] I go.

[00:50:03] I go.

[00:50:04] Number four is 13 reasons why the.

[00:50:09] Really?

[00:50:10] Really?

[00:50:11] I mean, it would go to put but imagine everybody watched that.

[00:50:14] Right.

[00:50:15] Um, and then the last one number five is called the hundred.

[00:50:21] Bullocks never seen that.

[00:50:23] That's shit.

[00:50:24] I watched, so I've watched up to two seasons and it just got fucking diabolical.

[00:50:29] Apparently.

[00:50:30] It was.

[00:50:31] That's.

[00:50:32] I've watched all of them.

[00:50:34] The only one that proves it's point then, didn't it?

[00:50:37] Could you watch them all?

[00:50:38] But the only one that I said should be on this game with runs of them.

[00:50:41] I'm surprised breaking bad not on there.

[00:50:44] I'm surprised the hundreds on the air.

[00:50:46] I thought it was just like a ship TV series that nobody watched.

[00:50:49] I never even ate it to be honest.

[00:50:51] I mean, the first season is good.

[00:50:53] Is it about super powers of someone?

[00:50:55] No.

[00:50:56] So it's basically long story short, the earth died but a ship.

[00:51:01] Managed to escape of a hundred people.

[00:51:04] No, in time I've like the left of a civilization and they've left earth for like fucking hundreds

[00:51:10] of years.

[00:51:11] So nobody, oh, there's like no, nobody can remember living on earth basically everybody's like way

[00:51:17] to all this like way too many generations.

[00:51:19] Yeah, yeah.

[00:51:20] Um, they get a message that is now inevitable from the lack of fucking satellite or some shit.

[00:51:25] I think it's come back.

[00:51:26] Yeah, and then send hundred people down to see if it's alright.

[00:51:30] Little did they know that the earth didn't just die.

[00:51:33] There were some people that were left there that survived and there's loads of light little tribes and stuff.

[00:51:37] So it like revered back to?

[00:51:39] Yes.

[00:51:40] It's a really good concept but I feel like I can't remember that the second season or third season.

[00:51:44] Just got fucking ruined.

[00:51:45] Like it would just felt like shit.

[00:51:47] Hmm.

[00:51:48] Hey, good morning.

[00:51:50] Watch yours.

[00:51:51] Um, top five animals that kill people.

[00:51:55] Ah, I've got that.

[00:51:57] Number one is the most.

[00:51:58] Oh, you've got that.

[00:51:59] Number one mosquito.

[00:52:00] That's right.

[00:52:01] Okay.

[00:52:02] Number if it got the right one that's checking the internet sources.

[00:52:05] So number one mosquito.

[00:52:07] Um, number two is human.

[00:52:10] Number three is snakes.

[00:52:12] Right, we've got the same website.

[00:52:13] Number four is dogs.

[00:52:14] Number five is the assassin.

[00:52:16] I can't believe we got the same one.

[00:52:18] That's right.

[00:52:19] Okay, no.

[00:52:20] Right.

[00:52:21] But let me do my next one then.

[00:52:22] Top five countries with the best quality of life.

[00:52:26] So not money, best quality of life.

[00:52:29] So like living.

[00:52:30] Yeah.

[00:52:31] So like citizens are like rate are they feeling some like our best quality of life.

[00:52:36] So I think it extends to like the purchasing power, the work life balance.

[00:52:41] Yeah.

[00:52:42] So it's basically okay.

[00:52:43] We've got the best life.

[00:52:44] So I feel this is going to be a lot of Scandinavian.

[00:52:46] So there's going to be Sweden's going to be up there.

[00:52:49] Denmark's going to be there because they get fucking free education.

[00:52:52] So that's a good quality of life.

[00:52:54] And they only work for working there, I think week.

[00:52:57] I don't know.

[00:52:58] So Denmark's we did.

[00:53:00] I'm going to say Iceland.

[00:53:05] I'm going to also say New Zealand.

[00:53:10] And I'm going to say.

[00:53:17] Oh, that's quite a life.

[00:53:21] It'll not be America.

[00:53:23] It'll not be yours.

[00:53:24] It'll definitely not be us.

[00:53:28] Not France because they're always fucking right.

[00:53:33] Spain.

[00:53:35] You got two.

[00:53:37] You got Sweden and Denmark.

[00:53:40] Don't have any more guesses or.

[00:53:42] You were right in the right regions.

[00:53:45] Is it Russia?

[00:53:46] Have they all been fought to separate Russia?

[00:53:50] No. 1.

[00:53:51] Yeah.

[00:53:52] Switzerland.

[00:53:53] Fuck.

[00:53:54] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:53:55] No. 2.

[00:53:56] Denmark.

[00:53:57] Yeah.

[00:53:58] No. 3.

[00:53:59] Yeah.

[00:54:00] Australia.

[00:54:01] Australia.

[00:54:02] I'm close then when it was England.

[00:54:03] No. 4.

[00:54:04] Sweden.

[00:54:05] Yeah.

[00:54:06] No. 5.

[00:54:07] Netherlands.

[00:54:08] Oh, yeah.

[00:54:09] So Scandinavian then.

[00:54:10] Pretty much.

[00:54:11] It's all Scandinavian countries.

[00:54:12] I think I'd go and live in Sweden, I think.

[00:54:15] Yeah.

[00:54:16] It seems sick there, don't it?

[00:54:17] I think I could go to the whole Stockholm.

[00:54:20] I think I could get used to cold.

[00:54:21] You know, if quality of life's that good, I'll get a good fucking coat.

[00:54:26] Right.

[00:54:27] So the mine is the top five.

[00:54:33] Fertilities in the world.

[00:54:35] I tried to find this, but I was finding it.

[00:54:37] Caused by.

[00:54:38] Top five fatalities.

[00:54:40] Caused by.

[00:54:41] Drug overdose.

[00:54:42] No, sorry.

[00:54:43] Natural causes.

[00:54:44] Natural causes.

[00:54:45] Yeah.

[00:54:47] Heart attack.

[00:54:49] Yeah.

[00:54:50] Like cardiac arrest, whatever you want to hold out.

[00:54:53] Yeah, it's fun.

[00:54:54] Yeah.

[00:54:55] Stroke.

[00:54:56] Yeah.

[00:54:57] Long collapse of something.

[00:55:00] Liver damage.

[00:55:03] Yeah.

[00:55:06] Drug overdose.

[00:55:10] Yeah.

[00:55:11] Okay.

[00:55:12] So number one, which I'll give you is heart disease.

[00:55:15] Yeah.

[00:55:16] It's heart disease.

[00:55:17] Yeah.

[00:55:18] 695,547 deaths.

[00:55:19] Is that a day?

[00:55:20] Is that a week?

[00:55:21] Yeah.

[00:55:22] Fuck no.

[00:55:23] Cancer.

[00:55:24] Fuck, why did I not think of cancer?

[00:55:29] 695,213.

[00:55:30] Yeah.

[00:55:31] COVID.

[00:55:33] 416,893.

[00:55:35] Stroke.

[00:55:36] 162,000.

[00:55:37] I've got two of four.

[00:55:38] Chronic lower respiratory disease, which.

[00:55:45] I'm taking that as long as that's three.

[00:55:48] Alzheimer's.

[00:55:49] Oh shit.

[00:55:50] I thought Alzheimer's just sent you like...

[00:55:54] In the deterioration, brain disease.

[00:55:56] Yeah, I didn't know that it killed you.

[00:55:58] Yeah.

[00:55:59] Does it kill you?

[00:56:00] I thought it would just like a...

[00:56:01] It's like a brain deterioration.

[00:56:03] I didn't realise that it killed you.

[00:56:05] I just thought it meant you...

[00:56:06] I don't know, best way to phrase this.

[00:56:07] Thought it meant you good nuts.

[00:56:08] You just forget it if you don't yet.

[00:56:09] Have you got any more?

[00:56:10] No, I'm done.

[00:56:11] I'm not.

[00:56:12] I've got quite a few.

[00:56:13] Right, top five animals most petted.

[00:56:15] Dog, cat.

[00:56:17] Petted.

[00:56:19] Yeah.

[00:56:20] So the top five animals people pet.

[00:56:22] Dog, cat, rabbit.

[00:56:24] Have you got any more?

[00:56:26] Yeah, I have.

[00:56:27] I've got quite a few.

[00:56:28] Right, top five animals most petted.

[00:56:30] Dog, cat.

[00:56:31] Petted.

[00:56:32] Yeah.

[00:56:33] Rabbit.

[00:56:35] Hamster.

[00:56:37] Snake.

[00:56:38] You got four out of five?

[00:56:39] Do the real one.

[00:56:40] Yeah.

[00:56:41] Rabbit, cat, dog.

[00:56:42] Hamster.

[00:56:43] Guinea pig.

[00:56:44] I don't know why I said snake.

[00:56:46] I don't know.

[00:56:47] I'm fucked around spaying a snake.

[00:56:48] It looks like a nice snake.

[00:56:50] We just got another one where it kills you.

[00:56:52] That's probably why.

[00:56:53] Yeah.

[00:56:54] That's a nice snake.

[00:56:56] It's a meticulous head.

[00:56:59] Right, top five most used branded condoms.

[00:57:05] Durex.

[00:57:07] Magnum.

[00:57:09] In the world.

[00:57:12] Sorry, in the world not just like in England.

[00:57:15] Yeah, I don't know condoms have no eye and sugar.

[00:57:19] Yeah, I don't.

[00:57:20] So there's durex.

[00:57:21] Trojan.

[00:57:22] Oh yeah, another one.

[00:57:24] Lalohex.

[00:57:25] Right.

[00:57:26] Skin.

[00:57:27] But it's spelled.

[00:57:28] That sounds really weird.

[00:57:29] It's KWI-N.

[00:57:30] You don't know if it's called that.

[00:57:31] I'd immediately think of opening it on there and putting

[00:57:33] somebody's skin on.

[00:57:34] Yeah.

[00:57:35] But it's spelled S KWI-N.

[00:57:37] And then lifestyles condoms.

[00:57:40] Okay.

[00:57:41] Fucking no Billy boys on there, other?

[00:57:43] No.

[00:57:44] Something to dream and think.

[00:57:46] Top five dangerous spots.

[00:57:49] Most dangerous spots.

[00:57:51] The bull run.

[00:57:53] Like Matter Dolls wherever you want to call them.

[00:57:56] Okay, yeah.

[00:57:57] Yeah, you've got that one.

[00:57:58] Yeah.

[00:57:59] Top five most dangerous spots.

[00:58:02] Skydiving or like wing gliding or whatever you want to call it?

[00:58:06] No.

[00:58:07] I don't think that classes a spot.

[00:58:10] Oh.

[00:58:11] Yeah.

[00:58:13] Spot dangerous spots.

[00:58:15] Boxing.

[00:58:16] No.

[00:58:17] No.

[00:58:18] MMA.

[00:58:19] Yeah.

[00:58:20] Dangerous spots.

[00:58:22] I've actually got seven on this list.

[00:58:27] Dangerous, what would be classifying it?

[00:58:29] They're not in order so I can't rank them.

[00:58:31] Rally driving.

[00:58:32] Auto racing.

[00:58:33] I'll give you that one.

[00:58:34] Right.

[00:58:35] That may actually be an F1 and that.

[00:58:37] Some of the dangerous spots.

[00:58:39] What else is dangerous?

[00:58:41] Oh, so something you'll do.

[00:58:43] Oh, rock climbing.

[00:58:45] Yeah.

[00:58:46] All right.

[00:58:47] Three climbing.

[00:58:48] Yeah.

[00:58:49] Diving competition thing.

[00:58:51] No.

[00:58:52] Or the bit where they hold the breath, where they go underwater swimming, an old, longest breath,

[00:58:57] or whatever you want to call it.

[00:58:58] Oh, that's a spot.

[00:58:59] It is.

[00:59:00] There's enough Netflix to actually mention that's good.

[00:59:02] You got to watch that.

[00:59:03] What?

[00:59:04] Where you hold your breath.

[00:59:05] So it's deep sea diving.

[00:59:06] So it's like a competition all can dive the further down.

[00:59:08] I mean, it means but without.

[00:59:10] But without a snorkel or anything.

[00:59:12] I mean, I'm going to say that I'm not going to say that.

[00:59:14] Without a snorkel or anything.

[00:59:17] It's like nothing.

[00:59:18] Just push your lungs.

[00:59:19] Yeah, gone then you've got two more to get ice skating.

[00:59:24] No.

[00:59:25] Gymnastics.

[00:59:26] No.

[00:59:27] Dangerous.

[00:59:28] Well, just dangerous.

[00:59:29] Uh.

[00:59:30] Fucking hell, I don't know.

[00:59:33] So horseback riding.

[00:59:35] Why is that dangerous?

[00:59:37] And motor cross motorbike racing.

[00:59:39] All right.

[00:59:40] Yeah.

[00:59:42] I suppose you can get kicked in and kind of.

[00:59:44] Top five most played video games in the world ever.

[00:59:47] Call the Jewelty.

[00:59:48] Nope.

[00:59:50] Uh.

[00:59:55] Zelda.

[00:59:56] Nope.

[01:00:01] Just think.

[01:00:02] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:00:05] Mario Kart's not on there.

[01:00:07] Not even top 10, man.

[01:00:09] Fucking hell.

[01:00:10] Uh.

[01:00:13] I know one, two, three, four enough.

[01:00:17] How many's on there?

[01:00:19] No, I've got six.

[01:00:20] Elder Scrolls Sky Room.

[01:00:22] No.

[01:00:23] Think bigger.

[01:00:24] Think somewhere everybody plays.

[01:00:26] It's not bigger than Elder Scrolls Sky Room.

[01:00:28] It's not about everybody plays that.

[01:00:29] The best game that's ever been made.

[01:00:31] Uh.

[01:00:33] Fortnite.

[01:00:34] Yes.

[01:00:36] Fucking kids.

[01:00:37] So, kids are.

[01:00:42] No, keep thinking down that line.

[01:00:44] What is in shit games?

[01:00:46] Is it not our generation?

[01:00:49] Um.

[01:00:51] For now, probably two one here.

[01:00:54] What's our generation?

[01:00:55] I don't know what the other.

[01:00:57] You'll play it.

[01:00:59] Do you want to play one of these games?

[01:01:01] Cause I think you're fucking weird for playing it.

[01:01:05] You're on a, a, your age.

[01:01:07] Pokemon?

[01:01:08] No.

[01:01:09] Think I'm weird for playing it.

[01:01:11] Yes, very.

[01:01:12] Oh, oh, Minecraft, yes.

[01:01:14] I like Minecraft.

[01:01:16] You can't show any kids for playing Fortnite.

[01:01:19] And you're playing fucking Minecraft.

[01:01:21] What's wrong with that?

[01:01:22] I like to make fucking buildings and shit.

[01:01:25] Yeah.

[01:01:26] That's what they do on Fortnite.

[01:01:29] Yeah, but that's, yeah.

[01:01:30] No.

[01:01:31] No.

[01:01:32] No.

[01:01:33] I can't.

[01:01:34] They're practically the same.

[01:01:36] One's just got no way.

[01:01:37] One's just got no way.

[01:01:38] I'm sorry, graphics.

[01:01:39] There's no way Minecraft and Fortnite are the same.

[01:01:42] That's ridiculous.

[01:01:43] They were the same.

[01:01:44] No.

[01:01:45] I refuse that.

[01:01:46] You build shit.

[01:01:47] Come in.

[01:01:48] No.

[01:01:49] You build shit.

[01:01:50] Fortnite is just like a fucking kiddie-fied college, you know what?

[01:01:53] No, it's not because you build stuff.

[01:01:55] You build mountains, you build houses, you build whatever you want.

[01:01:58] No, no, no, no, I'm not accepting that.

[01:02:00] And you do weird dances.

[01:02:02] I'm not accepting that.

[01:02:03] Right, come on.

[01:02:04] Quick.

[01:02:05] Just top of your head.

[01:02:06] What do you think?

[01:02:07] Fucking battlefield.

[01:02:09] No.

[01:02:10] I don't know though.

[01:02:14] Think of PC.

[01:02:16] Big game on PC.

[01:02:17] Oh, well the walker-up.

[01:02:18] Yeah.

[01:02:21] Is that it?

[01:02:22] No.

[01:02:23] Think of Michael Franklin Trevor.

[01:02:27] Oh, GTA.

[01:02:28] GTA.

[01:02:29] Right, okay.

[01:02:30] And then P-U-G.

[01:02:32] P-U-B-G.

[01:02:33] No, I don't know what the fuck was.

[01:02:37] The thing, Fallout and all that.

[01:02:42] Fallout.

[01:02:44] Is it Fallout or...

[01:02:45] Yeah, it's Fallout.

[01:02:46] Why did you say P-U-B-2?

[01:02:48] Because that's the cooperation.

[01:02:49] What makes it?

[01:02:50] Well, I don't know that.

[01:02:53] And then another one which I've never heard of is called League of Legends.

[01:02:58] I don't know that.

[01:02:59] He's either.

[01:03:00] Yeah, wait, I think I might only...

[01:03:02] Oh, I've got a couple more.

[01:03:04] Tell me all the scrolls Skyrims not on that game.

[01:03:06] No, shit.

[01:03:07] Game with.

[01:03:08] Get it.

[01:03:09] Top 5 languages spoken around the world.

[01:03:12] French?

[01:03:13] Yes.

[01:03:15] Chinese slash Mandarin.

[01:03:17] No.

[01:03:18] Around the world.

[01:03:19] Around the world.

[01:03:20] Most what people speak.

[01:03:22] See, no.

[01:03:23] Top 5.

[01:03:24] Is it by population that speak it?

[01:03:27] Or is it like the most different countries that you've...

[01:03:30] No, the most people.

[01:03:32] So what are the top 5 languages spoken all the way around the world?

[01:03:36] So many Chinese is not on there?

[01:03:38] No.

[01:03:39] Right, so French, Portuguese, Spanish, English.

[01:03:43] Yeah.

[01:03:44] So this is where I would have gone Chinese for the last one?

[01:03:48] No, you're not right, Lanzar.

[01:03:51] Not of Chinese, but you're thinking of why it would be Chinese.

[01:03:57] Indian?

[01:03:58] No.

[01:03:59] Arabic.

[01:04:01] Right.

[01:04:06] What was this one?

[01:04:08] Right, what is the top 5 most overpopulated animals?

[01:04:16] Rabbits.

[01:04:17] I'll do one more after this.

[01:04:19] Rabbits?

[01:04:20] No.

[01:04:21] Oh, overpopulated animals.

[01:04:23] It snakes.

[01:04:24] No.

[01:04:25] Overpopulated.

[01:04:27] Aligators.

[01:04:29] No.

[01:04:30] Don't be specific as the type, think of the group of animals.

[01:04:35] Oh, right, okay.

[01:04:38] Insects?

[01:04:39] Yeah.

[01:04:40] Number one, there's 10 quantrillion.

[01:04:42] There's a lot of insects.

[01:04:43] Insects.

[01:04:44] Overpopulated.

[01:04:51] Fish.

[01:04:52] And that's number two.

[01:04:54] 3.5 trillion.

[01:04:55] Fish in the world.

[01:04:58] Birds?

[01:04:59] Yeah, number three.

[01:05:01] It's a mirror behind me.

[01:05:03] Three is what I can't see for.

[01:05:10] It's not mammals.

[01:05:11] Mammals are really small.

[01:05:12] Mammals are not of a popular word.

[01:05:16] Lizards?

[01:05:17] Nope.

[01:05:21] It's not penguin, does it?

[01:05:23] No.

[01:05:24] I wouldn't have read it out if it was.

[01:05:25] Seals?

[01:05:26] No.

[01:05:27] Overpopulated.

[01:05:28] There's only one left.

[01:05:30] Sorry, there's only four on this one.

[01:05:31] All right, good then.

[01:05:32] That's one.

[01:05:33] Humans.

[01:05:34] Yeah.

[01:05:35] 7.94 billion.

[01:05:37] Humans.

[01:05:38] It's more than marring it.

[01:05:40] But whatever this statistic was told, it probably increased.

[01:05:45] Right, last one.

[01:05:47] The five richest people.

[01:05:50] Rominabrominovich.

[01:05:52] No.

[01:05:53] Elon Musk.

[01:05:54] No, he's not on here, which I was very surprised at.

[01:05:57] Rough childs.

[01:05:58] No.

[01:05:59] Well, I mean this list is completely bullshit.

[01:06:02] It's off-cogal.

[01:06:03] Well, it's no ranking to them.

[01:06:05] The rough childs probably fucking made that fucking list.

[01:06:09] Just so that people wouldn't suspect him.

[01:06:13] Warren Buffett.

[01:06:14] Yeah.

[01:06:15] No.

[01:06:16] One on this list.

[01:06:17] I'm not a rich people.

[01:06:20] I've got Warren Buffett.

[01:06:21] I'm not a rich people.

[01:06:22] I've got Warren Buffett.

[01:06:23] I've got a rich people.

[01:06:24] Is one of them...

[01:06:28] The chic from...

[01:06:31] No.

[01:06:32] Is one of them Indian?

[01:06:36] No.

[01:06:37] Oh, I'm trying to think of Billionaires.

[01:06:39] I think of big companies.

[01:06:40] Big companies.

[01:06:42] Well, I know one of them companies.

[01:06:44] I don't know fucking CEOs.

[01:06:47] You do.

[01:06:49] Microsoft.

[01:06:50] Oh, Bill Gates.

[01:06:52] Amazon.

[01:06:53] Jeff Bezos.

[01:06:55] Facebook.

[01:06:56] Come on, Jeffrey.

[01:06:57] You can do it.

[01:06:58] Put your back into it.

[01:06:59] You can do it.

[01:07:00] Mark Zuckerberg.

[01:07:03] Yeah.

[01:07:04] I don't think...

[01:07:05] I think this list is wrong.

[01:07:07] Yeah, I think it's the wrong.

[01:07:08] Yeah.

[01:07:09] That's not the richest people.

[01:07:11] That seems like the richest...

[01:07:13] Like...

[01:07:15] Oh, company owners.

[01:07:16] Yeah.

[01:07:17] There's what I've got one more.

[01:07:21] I'll quickly do it.

[01:07:23] So, the top five UK's best selling cars of last year.

[01:07:29] Of this year.

[01:07:30] Of this year.

[01:07:31] Wait, wait, wait.

[01:07:32] Is this car sold in the UK or cars manufactured in the UK?

[01:07:35] No, best selling cars.

[01:07:36] It's the most bought cars.

[01:07:38] It's ZD's BMW,

[01:07:40] Moxol.

[01:07:41] Yeah, you've got a little bit more specific.

[01:07:43] Oh, like...

[01:07:44] You're going about like models.

[01:07:45] Like the car is in like...

[01:07:47] Did you get a BMW 3-thirt?

[01:07:50] I can't even guess this, mate.

[01:07:51] I'm absolutely diabolical cars.

[01:07:53] I just look at brands.

[01:07:54] So, I don't know if the thing is...

[01:07:56] Number one was a Ford Puma.

[01:07:58] Right.

[01:07:59] Cash car.

[01:08:00] Nissan Cash Car.

[01:08:01] Number two.

[01:08:02] Number three was a Voxol car...

[01:08:03] Car, sir.

[01:08:04] Of course it was.

[01:08:06] Number four was a Kia Sportage.

[01:08:08] Nice.

[01:08:09] Then I still like the different version of Cash Car's.

[01:08:12] And then number five was a Tesla Model Y.

[01:08:15] What the fuck in UK's running around in the Tesla?

[01:08:18] They're coming more popular aren't they?

[01:08:20] Have you seen the cyber truck?

[01:08:21] Yeah, I want one.

[01:08:22] Wow.

[01:08:23] I want one.

[01:08:24] You want one?

[01:08:25] Yeah.

[01:08:26] I don't think they look great, but what they can do is...

[01:08:28] I think they look like a glitched fucking game car

[01:08:31] right from GTA.

[01:08:32] I want one.

[01:08:33] Alright, remember Tomb Raider when you play on PS4 and you got fucking triangle boobs?

[01:08:37] Yeah.

[01:08:38] I can't deal.

[01:08:39] Yeah.

[01:08:40] It looks like a glitched car.

[01:08:42] Right.

[01:08:43] I think we'll ask it for this week, Paul.

[01:08:45] Yeah, no worries.

[01:08:46] We'll be back next week.

[01:08:47] Thanks everybody.

[01:08:48] Cheers guys.

[01:08:49] See you later.

[01:08:50] See you.

[01:08:51] Bye, everybody.

[01:08:52] Bye, everybody.