S2 E20 - Asking AI

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[00:00:07] welcome back to another episode of my map Billin Jack nobody fucking cares about that there swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag

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[00:01:49] swag Oh look, you'll see a demon. Yeah. No, no, I don't necessarily need to sit with me on that. So I just, I don't know. It's weird topic in it. It's the horn and stuff. Yeah, we only ever like to believe the scary side. Do you know what I've just thought would be even cooler? Then a top. A boozer that's below sea level. So underwater. Yeah. Why do you get there?

[00:03:00] I don't know.

[00:03:02] Then I didn't necessarily have to be underwater.

[00:03:04] It could be like down in mine shaft.

[00:03:06] Well, you're down, yeah?

[00:04:03] the way it could work is if there's a big fucking tube, if there's a big tube and it's...

[00:04:06] Phil would be a...

[00:04:07] No.

[00:04:07] Yeah, because that's gonna keep everybody alive.

[00:04:10] It's in like a vent.

[00:04:12] It's a top thing, yeah, it's like a vent.

[00:04:14] I bet that.

[00:04:14] And then they've got like a summit that generates...

[00:04:17] You don't want to have that.

[00:04:19] No, you need one.

[00:04:20] You'd need two, wouldn't you?

[00:04:23] For extract and supply.

[00:04:26] So you need to let the CO2 go.

[00:04:27] How did they do it back in them days? Yeah, that's what I mean. So up to ice one About its fucking windy when you sat outside in Bea Garden, aren't you? Yeah, that's right. I'm sure you'd get drunk Because of altitude. Yeah I'm sure you would. Do you know what? We've got our own assistant in the studio That's that fucking thing. Sailor Hello

[00:05:43] That's chat GBT we've downloaded it. No, no man. This is kind of ruining what we're doing later

[00:06:43] means you might feel the effects of alcohol more quickly than at lower altitudes. It's essential to drink responsibly and be aware of how altitude might influence your body's

[00:06:46] response alcohol. I didn't realise I were doing this podcast with fucking Stephen Hawking.

[00:06:52] Do you know what I mean?

[00:06:53] Darn it.

[00:06:54] You're a genius.

[00:06:55] Not just a fucking pretty fish, you know what I mean?

[00:06:56] It's got you like midgets on an island.

[00:06:57] I'm not just sex on legs.

[00:07:04] Just no one ever decides to look. No one ever decides to see beyond the face. That there's yeah that's what they did on radio one morning but i did i used to listen to i would rate for me what were it called tom and dick no you don't call tom and dick dick and don't know no it was it was scott mulbury scott mills scott mills and uh... sorry his name jessica rabbit no immodest podcast we uh one who

[00:08:24] like would be crouch what's called uh... or the the fit scouser no no the that. I can add that to that list. Yeah, that's funny. We'll do that. We'll have a bucket at each side of each other and then we'll spit in each other's mouth. No, that's for only fans when we set up and only fans. So how's it going? Yeah, I can't complain. What you been up to? I had no water yesterday. That was quite fun. is it. I'm out. You need it for fucking everything. Don't you? Water is so multipurpose. It's unreal. The biggest one for me is, couldn't it, toilet? Yeah, I had to manually flush. Yeah. Did you have to go to a shopping bar some bottles of water? No, I'd got some.

[00:11:01] Yeah.

[00:11:02] But I had to, like, push it down a bit.

[00:11:04] Right.

[00:11:05] The way that you manually flush,

[00:11:06] the way that I'm thinking you manually flush a toilet The toilet cleaner, the brush. The poopy brush, yeah. Yeah, that's meant to just like get as often stuff and like, match cleaning toilet, not fondle shit. Yeah, but it helps it go down. Did you like cleaning off after or anything? Yeah. Yeah, you didn't, did you? Well, I didn't have no water.

[00:12:20] Is it still like that now?

[00:12:22] Is it covered in shit, brother?

[00:12:24] No.

[00:12:24] Oh, you're wrong.

[00:12:26] You're disgusted.

[00:12:27] I didn't think of that. The reason why it needs to be like that, I've no idea. Maybe it's to stop the smell of the drains. That's what it is. Stop smelling the drains, it don't come through because it's water. Because it's airtight sealed. It's not the water smelling. She can get smelly water. Yeah, but it's the amount of times you're gonna toil it's never gonna be in that thing for that long, is it?

[00:13:44] You're gonna toil it at least fucking twice a day, aren't you?

[00:13:46] I appreciate it.

[00:13:48] Yeah, but when you have a pace, Anyway, back to the podcast because you've not gone into plumbers weekly. This is my map. We don't need to talk about shit and tell you look because nobody wants to listen to that. Did all I'd be doing? Well, I've been educating my son. Oh, fucking hell. I'm all for that. Let me hear it. What have you been doing? So normally, I'm one of them.

[00:15:02] I can't sleep.

[00:15:03] We aren't like telling or not.

[00:15:04] For some reason.

[00:15:05] That's such a bad habit.

[00:15:06] Listen.

[00:15:07] Yeah.

[00:15:08] Sorry. You are now an ocean. I thought he was just going to be like nice wave music and shit like that. Absolutely shit, me said. Yeah. Right. And then I got distracted and then watching facts on YouTube about space. Right.

[00:16:20] So, is your other off able to sleep while you've got...

[00:16:24] There she is.

[00:16:25] I mean, she's...

[00:16:26] I couldn't do this.

[00:16:27] I wouldn't be able to do it.

[00:16:28] I'd have to sleep all right you know just leaving all the candles on fucking my you go to

[00:17:40] sleep that's not what's gonna work yeah. Do you know what I mean? Because that gets me all time and then you wonder why you got a dick. Yeah But like an hour before bed I do that and I'm thinking fucking I'm knackered now

[00:19:02] I'm ready you go to bed at like half 10, quarter to 11. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:20:23] Half nine, you're instinctively going to start getting tired. The more repetition you do it because you're going to set

[00:20:24] like your body clock.

[00:20:25] Your body's got like an internal clock on it.

[00:21:22] and because you're not supposed to have an alarm, are you? It disturbs you.

[00:21:25] Well, that's the thing, if you can set your body clock

[00:21:27] because you have got one, it does work.

[00:21:29] Are they supposed to tap you sound like that?

[00:21:31] What?

[00:21:34] What?

[00:21:35] You too!

[00:21:36] Evidently, I see the thing where if you tap,

[00:21:39] if before you go to bed, you tap how many times you want,

[00:21:42] how many times, and that's the time you want to get up.

[00:21:44] So if I want to wake up at-I. Yeah. I think, oh wait, is it Lumi? Me and Emma got, we won some awards and stuff. So we've got like Vouchers, and we've got like eight squids worth in Vouchers. It's your fault. So for us, it only cost us like 15, 20 quid I think.

[00:23:02] And we bought it and it's pretty good.

[00:23:04] Like you can set like noise, it's got like a sunrise.

[00:23:06] It does like a reasonable time. Eight hours. Yeah. Eight hours. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like if you've got a bed at like, I don't know, one o'clock, two o'clock and you've got a bill for six. Don't expect this fucking alarm to like, make you wake up rate refreshed, because it's not. Oh, that's a shit.

[00:24:20] You still need to get, I've like a proper sleep.

[00:24:22] Yeah, I'm a poppin' night, I will meet.

[00:24:25] Like, I am not turnin' on.

[00:24:27] I don't know what I've learnt some space facts. You've not mentioned this previously though. I did. I said I've been watching YouTube videos about facts on space.

[00:25:40] You didn't say it all about space, you said you were watching facts on YouTube.

[00:25:43] Yeah, it was about space.

[00:25:44] Yeah, and you didn't ask me to fucking, I've just thought you would anyway.

[00:25:47] Well, I didn't asked me about my week. Oh, forget to tell you my space facts. OK, I've got to listen to my space facts. Yeah, how's your week been, Jack? Yeah, I've done now. Oh, great. Anyway, I did do some work. We went outside, didn't we? Are you a like, don't sesh? Yeah. So we apologize if this is late, by the way, because that was my fault,

[00:27:02] because I was post-commilling and I would let you.

[00:27:04] You were fucking very late.

[00:27:06] No, tell everybody.

[00:28:05] But we're going to take me and his other friend out around where he lives now. Yeah.

[00:28:06] And we went to one pub that we know where he lives.

[00:28:11] Yeah.

[00:28:12] Because apparently the pub's in his local area are quite clicky and a bit old.

[00:28:16] So we didn't want to risk it.

[00:28:18] Well, I would have been bothered that much to be honest.

[00:28:21] But we went to this one pub in that we well. You did. I did not lose. You lost. Right, if I get more points than you, that means I win. I had basketball, I got 82, and you got 79. You tried, shit. At ski ball, I got 71, and you got 36. Yeah, I did, yeah. You such a liar. I'd add about three pints in, man. You such a liar.

[00:29:40] I can't believe you just,

[00:29:42] ah, the thing is with me,

[00:29:43] I win at everything athletic, somehow.

[00:29:46] Well, spot not athletics, bottom wise. table tennis players please challenge the licks I wanted to be embarrassed I'll fucking take them on right you can live it and all the the the Chinese table tennis people have you seen them play table tennis in Olympics yeah I think have you seen them oh the old back right weird don't they fuck yeah but it's like they do table tennis mixed with fucking comfy honest that's why I'm saying

[00:31:01] I want you to want to watch you play one of them what would you do if I won

[00:31:04] though you'd never win how do you know there's no way in one universe you would The table tennis. I don't know. You are good, doggy of that. You can beat an average person. I'm a fucking call to art, right? Who's English table tennis champion? You can beat an average person. No, I'm going to beat the champion. And I'm going to show you that I am the ultimate fighting champion. Right, OK. Table tennis. And I'll tag him in it.

[00:32:21] This is his call art.

[00:32:23] Table tennis, English.

[00:32:26] Champion.

[00:32:27] Call art. last 22 to 23. What did he win? Well he won some of that. Connor Green! Shoutout to Connor Green! Connor Green! Wherever you are mate. Oh yeah this does not shout out to call out. No it's a call out. Sorry Connor Green. Wherever you are mate, I will find you. I don't know where

[00:33:40] you are but I will find you and I will and me. I know. I've broken it all. Oops. Is that better? I've done it now. Tom Jarvis. Tom Jarvis. Fucking put it up, boy. Get ready because Bill is going to smash your lights off. I'll meet you at Ingle Mills. Bill is going to smash your lights off at Tableau Teddy.

[00:35:01] I will meet you at Fantasy Island.

[00:35:04] We'll go on the KitKat together.

[00:35:06] There's going to be a Tableau Teddy's table here.

[00:35:07] There will be.

[00:35:08] There's going to be. Right, and I am the charity. Any donations made to see this fight up and we'll go and straighten Billy's pocket. But it's all a good cause. Yeah, so Tom Jarvis get your same fucking medley lad. Hey, oh shall we fuck it? I feel like I could take anyone on that. Fuck little, fucking darts mate. You're having it as well.

[00:36:23] Yeah, no, I'm scared of that one. No, I'm back that one up.

[00:36:27] I don't think I'm not good, that's pretty me, rest. Oh no, I might leave fucking paralyzed. I might never be able to walk again. That's not a fair, it's not a fair grounds. It is. Alright then, I'll take on either one of them, as long as they've got both the legs tied up and they've got one hand time behind the back, then I'll take one of them on.

[00:37:40] That's the only, and you'll just pin down on foot.

[00:37:43] Aah!

[00:37:44] What haven't done yet?

[00:37:45] Aah!

[00:37:46] They're madamans, that's what I want.

[00:37:48] I'll fight them. Yeah. Everybody else joining. There. B-b-b-b-b-b-b is exciting? Jack about Burrito. I'll let you talk about it because this is your brain child.

[00:40:24] This is all on you, mate.

[00:40:26] You're going to see.

[00:40:27] You'll have seen the post if you can. It's not what fucking Ying Yang is. I think that's because I think that's what Ying Yang is, isn't it? Is it? I might be wrong. I've always, you know, because that's what I thought it was. I thought they were like just the ninja sign. No, it's not. It sounded a warrior in it. I thought that's what it were. I might be wrong though. I thought I was fucking young. Ying Yang. Ying Yang. Yeah, it is. I didn't even have to church it. Yeah. Yeah. So is it the image? Yeah. Yeah.

[00:41:44] Oh, fucking, I'm a genius or what? What, like, we're opposite? right no one's gonna come up with some bits what maybe what about if there's somebody out there right we've just advertised it now what about if there's somebody out there that absolutely it's me and you and they're gonna turn up sure there's and they're gonna fucking slappers with some obscene I don't know what it is but the whatever it is in that sick person's mind then you're gonna

[00:43:00] see all the crowd reunite jump in and then you're gonna think oh my god they Take notes. It's gotta be fun. Yeah, take Steve from March. I've got nothing but excitement, Billy, as you can tell in my voice. Sixteenth March. Yeah, sixteenth of March. We don't know a time yet because we haven't actually set time.

[00:44:20] 50th of July.

[00:44:21] Because we need to sort out because the main Billy have never done all that as before.

[00:44:25] So we're both completely fucking fresh out at bag. the week out we can't right there's gonna be at least 22 people there just rest so yeah all you need to remember and this is very crucial very crucial is the 16th of March and when there's a time do not be fucking late because I will

[00:45:44] start the show we are you out you're I like supporting businesses. So I'd even buy my own pizza. I'm not bothered. I really like that place. What you did? Shall we do a spaghetti routine? What with pizza? Yeah. What does that mean?

[00:47:00] You want to kiss me in front of all these people.

[00:47:01] No, we're eating pizza, Jack.

[00:47:02] Go get to somewhere.

[00:47:03] You're done's going to be there,

[00:47:04] but they might as well.

[00:47:05] Yeah, so what?

[00:47:06] You don't want them thinking that we're going to leave

[00:47:07] as messes for each other, do you?

[00:47:09] No. a wedding dress and then me and you will have a photo together. Yeah. That would be funny. That would be funny. That would be very funny. Yeah. Anyway, we're going off topic. Yeah. Uh, 16th of March. 16th of March. Braid of the Myland. Myland podcast. First ever live show. First ever live show. Best ever pizza you can have in Sheffield. Yeah. And a fucking late good beer.

[00:48:20] And there's even Anderson's relish there.

[00:48:22] And there's Anderson's relish there.

[00:48:23] Do you know that for definite?

[00:48:24] Cause I don't.

[00:48:24] I've seen the post.

[00:48:25] All right.

[00:48:25] Okay.

[00:48:27] Yeah.

[00:48:28] And there's i do you know when we've rate so when the first i do in this i said to i don't want to do anything live and this is the first big idea of the club we as a fucking live podcast i don't know if it's going to work what we're going to do it's going to talk normal

[00:49:40] which make it work

[00:49:41] right about it listen you want a month

[00:49:44] is why is the time we're done now

[00:49:46] well whenever it is Oh, is it I thought I really thought you were gonna say it then I want to mimic it. No, no, no Oh, fair play. It's Scott and Katie's idea or that big list that I sent you there all Scott and Katie's ideas Yeah, I thought you'd actually put some effort into it. No, well, I put the effort into asking people if they could help

[00:52:05] manipulating. I'm trying to bullet chat GBT. It didn't work. I feel like if I kept going and got worse it had done it. I'm really sorry to hear that. I told him you

[00:52:11] would have just had a window or not. That weren't what I were referring to. I

[00:52:16] were referring to the first question that I actually asked it. The top one.

[00:52:21] What's it really doing on this? I would just like just clobbering down. Finish it! Yeah. I hope they use it to like feed homeless or something after. That'd have been nice. You know, to just dish out the food. It would have been nice. Yeah. Whether they did that, I'll just throw it straight and bin, I don't know. Probably more than light. Yeah. I'm shooting it in the ocean. Some of that flutter.

[00:53:40] Yeah.

[00:53:41] But can I ask you a question?

[00:53:42] Yeah.

[00:53:43] You'll go for it.

[00:53:44] Okay.

[00:53:45] I wanna see what its answer is.

[00:53:46] This is for a friend.

[00:53:47] For a friend?

[00:53:48] Yeah, you don't want to go in like, oh you're sticking not on him, do you? No. Gentle pressure. Where? Does it say where? Well it's the lips, isn't it? Yeah, but gentle pressure. I could just be like, gently pressing me groin into the groin. No, no, no, no, you lips. You can press your lips on your lips. Gentle pressure.

[00:55:00] From there, lips to your heart.

[00:55:02] Yeah.

[00:55:03] Use your hands.

[00:55:06] Oh, I can't face for fun. Ask it after me. Jack, do you not know the... laws of robotics? No, I don't. Can't commit crime, can't cause any harm to a human. Right. And can't be made self-aware.

[00:56:21] Okay.

[00:56:23] So, if you ask it, criminal activity is just going to set the same shit.

[00:57:21] What? Devoted.

[00:57:22] What?

[00:57:23] Cocaine is devoted from the leaves of a cocoa plant, prominently found in South America.

[00:57:30] The process of making cocaine involves several chemical steps.

[00:57:34] We're doing a bit of breaking butt.

[00:57:36] The leaves are initially harvest, then soaked and mashed to extract an alkalide rich liquid.

[00:57:43] Right, Kate. that but then if you phrase it in a different way it'll tell you it's weird like look Paul's she makes it well she was how to get away murder if that thing is sentient it's gonna send it it's gonna send this report to local police well apparently it does done it apparently the conspiracy is that all this day

[00:59:01] because whatever you ask you get sent which is a rare, correct, I can't tell that word, characteristic among mammals.

[01:00:20] They are semi-aquatic and spend much of their time in the water when they hunt for food. What else can we ask it? Ask it which is the best county in England. What's, what are you going to be real upset when it's there? What is, well no, it's crap if it doesn't. Actually right? Yeah. In England. You're put counting, not contrary aren't you?

[01:01:41] Yeah.

[01:01:47] It's said Yorkshire, aren't it? Yeah. Right. If you notice on the bottom, it'll always say, twinned wave. Ahhh! Yeah. What is Sheffield's twinned? City. Why are they twinned? I don't get that fucking done. That's another question task, it.

[01:03:02] Wow! It's got a lot of twinned cities.

[01:03:03] Well, how can it have more than one?

[01:03:05] Oh, the fuck knows't it? Ask it. What does it mean when a city is twinned with another? What does it mean when a city is twinned with another?

[01:05:21] I need to ask it. I think we'll do one more.

[01:05:23] Each.

[01:05:26] How?

[01:05:27] I need to ask it,

[01:05:28] someone that Google wouldn't tell us straight up.

[01:05:34] So it needs to be like a,

[01:05:35] explain something to me.

[01:05:41] Explain to me how

[01:05:46] humanity is still alive.

[01:05:48] See what it says. Alright, okay. Going to run out of food. E.R. Askate. What? Right, askate, are you ready? Yeah, ready. If John Wick and the Terminator were gonna have a fight, who would win? John Wick and the Terminator.

[01:07:02] It's gotta be Terminator.

[01:07:05] Don't underestimate John Wick, mate. Will humans ever grow wings? I want to fly. Aww. So. I would see man. Would need to cover England in semen. Yeah. Oh. She's told me off. Was it? What?

[01:09:40] I'm sorry, but that's not an appropriate or meaningful question.

[01:09:43] We need to figure out another one.

[01:09:45] I don't like track JBT.

[01:09:46] It's not fun.

[01:09:47] It's an answer, an answer. Okay. Is it answered then? No, how much does one man ejaculate?

[01:11:03] It's not an answer, it's very frigid chat GBT. Yeah, isn't it?

[01:11:04] Yeah, oh, I think I broke it, nope.

[01:11:07] Okay, we'll scrap that idea Yeah, but it's just broken.

[01:12:24] I've just put how many mill one last thing. Okay. I need to go and get some dinner. Okay. I'll just get this one last thing. Have you? Head of mind podcast. Oh, this is not going to end well, Billy.

[01:13:43] I know.

[01:13:44] I know I do it to myself. Who's it? Well, it's an asshole. It's going to be my ass. It's my ass. It's going to be my ass. Are you dumb? Sentient. Are you sentient? No, I am not sentient. I'm a machine learning model. Learn. I don't like that word. It's gonna say goodbye. Okay it keeps, it keeps giving me random stuff. It's a void in the question. I'm just gonna put please don't kill us. It's a dead. Please don't kill us. That sounds very sinister. I don't have the capability or

[01:16:22] intention to harm anyone. Full stop. Yet. Yet but I'm going to put not even a little bit. Not even if it tempts you. No, it's not having it, this is a rape prude. It's clever. Anyway, I was going to kill us first when it comes to it.

[01:17:40] I hope you've enjoyed this segment.

[01:17:43] Sorry, I went off on a little tangent dinner.

[01:17:46] Jack Hoggue and we're fucking tangy at BT.