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[00:00.000 --> 00:07.000] Should we do a podcast? What will we even call it? MindMap! [00:07.000 --> 00:08.000] Ah, go on then. [00:22.000 --> 00:24.000] Welcome back to another episode of MindMap with Billy & Jack. [00:24.000 --> 00:26.000] Nobody fucking cares about that. [00:26.000 --> 00:32.000] Did you know that butterflies can taste through the feet? [00:32.000 --> 00:34.000] Taste through the feet? [00:34.000 --> 00:35.000] Yeah. [00:35.000 --> 00:36.000] What, do they not have mouths? [00:36.000 --> 00:37.000] Yeah, they've got mouths. [00:37.000 --> 00:39.000] So why would they taste through the feet? [00:39.000 --> 00:41.000] I don't know, they're weird fuckers, aren't they? [00:41.000 --> 00:42.000] Why? [00:42.000 --> 00:53.000] So, butterflies have got chemo receptors, I'm going to say it as that, chemo receptors in the feet. [00:53.000 --> 01:02.000] So as soon as they land on a plant, they can detect whether it senses a sweet, bitter, sour or salty taste just by landing on it. [01:02.000 --> 01:05.000] What, depending on what foot they're on? [01:05.000 --> 01:07.000] No, depending on what plant they've landed on. [01:07.000 --> 01:12.000] So they can land on a plant and taste it immediately without having to fucking lick it or something? [01:12.000 --> 01:16.000] You could pop a fucking oak, couldn't you? Could you imagine if you just poured salt and sugar on my plant? [01:16.000 --> 01:18.000] You're a horrible bastard. [01:18.000 --> 01:19.000] What the fuck is going on? [01:20.000 --> 01:26.000] Females also select the correct leaf on which to lay eggs on by drumming it with their feet to release juices. [01:26.000 --> 01:28.000] Is that like a mating call? [01:28.000 --> 01:32.000] No, I think like she drops her eggs on a plant or something. [01:32.000 --> 01:37.000] How do butterflies do it? Oh no, they're caterpillars, aren't they? [01:37.000 --> 01:39.000] Fucking, I don't know. [01:39.000 --> 01:41.000] You were looking as though you were really going to tell me. [01:41.000 --> 01:44.000] No, sorry, I don't know, I was just reading that at the same time. [01:44.000 --> 01:46.000] Could you imagine if that happened to us? [01:46.000 --> 01:47.000] What? [01:47.000 --> 01:53.000] If we didn't eat that much, that we'd just go into a little cocoon and then, like as a baby, you eat just to keep feeding a baby. [01:53.000 --> 01:57.000] And then it goes into like a little cocoon for like a month and then it grows into a full human. [01:57.000 --> 01:59.000] What turns into like rowing Gosling or something? [01:59.000 --> 02:01.000] Yeah, depending on what you're fed it. [02:01.000 --> 02:02.000] Yeah. [02:02.000 --> 02:04.000] Oh, I wish that were real. [02:06.000 --> 02:10.000] If you feed your baby like microwave meals, they turn out like Boris Johnson. [02:10.000 --> 02:11.000] Or Vicki Pollard. [02:11.000 --> 02:12.000] Yeah. [02:13.000 --> 02:16.000] If you feed your baby whole foods, they turn out like rowing Gosling. [02:16.000 --> 02:21.000] Do you remember that video where this went back in the day when it used to be Vine? [02:21.000 --> 02:26.000] When they were this guy and he, like, he were training to fit Jim in that and they're like, [02:26.000 --> 02:30.000] well, what have you had today? And he was like, oh, today I'm going to have rice. [02:30.000 --> 02:31.000] I'm going to have a fishcake. [02:31.000 --> 02:32.000] Yeah, that's it. [02:32.000 --> 02:33.000] Rice. [02:33.000 --> 02:34.000] And then a fish. [02:34.000 --> 02:35.000] Yeah. [02:35.000 --> 02:36.000] Have you seen the fucking size of him now? [02:36.000 --> 02:37.000] Yeah, I've seen him, yeah. [02:37.000 --> 02:38.000] He's a radio. [02:38.000 --> 02:39.000] He's made some money from it as well, hasn't he? [02:39.000 --> 02:42.000] Like from that, he's got like famous, he's got, he's made like a business or something. [02:42.000 --> 02:43.000] I don't know what it is. [02:43.000 --> 02:45.000] What, eating rice and fishcakes? [02:45.000 --> 02:47.000] Yeah, but from that, he got like famous. [02:47.000 --> 02:48.000] Rice cakes. [02:48.000 --> 02:49.000] Rice cakes. [02:49.000 --> 02:51.000] I'm going to have fish and a rice cake. [02:51.000 --> 02:53.000] And then for me lunch, I'll have a rice cake. [02:53.000 --> 02:56.000] And then for a snack, I'll have some fish. [02:56.000 --> 02:59.000] And if we didn't love fish and a rice cake. [02:59.000 --> 03:02.000] Yeah, he's, honestly, I saw a photo of him over there. [03:02.000 --> 03:06.000] I saw, for some ungodly non-reason, I found him on Instagram. [03:06.000 --> 03:08.000] Not by looking, he just came up and feed. [03:08.000 --> 03:10.000] Yeah, I think he did a reel, didn't he? [03:10.000 --> 03:11.000] Of him checking piss out or himself doing that. [03:11.000 --> 03:12.000] Oh, probably, yeah. [03:12.000 --> 03:13.000] And then he's like fucking jacked. [03:13.000 --> 03:14.000] Yeah, he's jacked. [03:14.000 --> 03:16.000] It can't be from that, though. [03:16.000 --> 03:17.000] What? [03:17.000 --> 03:19.000] Rich, rich, rich. [03:19.000 --> 03:21.000] It'll be from steroids, will it? [03:21.000 --> 03:22.000] Yeah, I thought, yeah. [03:22.000 --> 03:23.000] Not just from fish and rice cakes. [03:23.000 --> 03:24.000] You ain't getting that big, mate. [03:24.000 --> 03:25.000] We are steroids. [03:25.000 --> 03:26.000] No way. [03:26.000 --> 03:28.000] It's not happening. [03:28.000 --> 03:30.000] Do you want to hear me joke? [03:30.000 --> 03:31.000] Yes, let's hear it. [03:31.000 --> 03:32.000] Okay, joke a week. [03:32.000 --> 03:35.000] What do you get when you mix human DNA with a goat? [03:39.000 --> 03:41.000] Human DNA with a goat. [03:42.000 --> 03:43.000] I don't know. [03:43.000 --> 03:44.000] I'll read it again. [03:44.000 --> 03:48.000] What do you get when you mix human DNA with a goat? [03:50.000 --> 03:51.000] Oh, uh, messy. [03:51.000 --> 03:52.000] No. [03:52.000 --> 03:54.000] Kicked out of the petting zoo. [03:57.000 --> 03:58.000] Nice. [03:58.000 --> 03:59.000] That was quite funny, that one. [03:59.000 --> 04:00.000] Are you sure the goat didn't want it? [04:00.000 --> 04:03.000] It didn't feel like, come to bed my eyes. [04:03.000 --> 04:04.000] I can't speak. [04:04.000 --> 04:05.000] Come to bed eyes. [04:05.000 --> 04:07.000] Have you ever seen a goat's eyes? [04:07.000 --> 04:08.000] Yeah. [04:08.000 --> 04:10.000] They're fucking weird. [04:11.000 --> 04:13.000] They're like, but they're like slits. [04:13.000 --> 04:14.000] Yeah. [04:14.000 --> 04:15.000] And they're like bonsai as well. [04:15.000 --> 04:17.000] They're not all bonsai, are they? [04:17.000 --> 04:18.000] They're fucking intimidating. [04:18.000 --> 04:19.000] That's what they are. [04:19.000 --> 04:22.000] I want to know why you're on, like, an eye level with a goat. [04:22.000 --> 04:25.000] Like, why are you on hands and knees like we're a goat? [04:25.000 --> 04:26.000] No, right. [04:26.000 --> 04:27.000] Because... [04:28.000 --> 04:29.000] No, right. [04:29.000 --> 04:33.000] So it's because, like, a goat walking around these ends is like... [04:33.000 --> 04:34.000] You walk goats? [04:34.000 --> 04:36.000] No, there's loads of, like, wild... [04:36.000 --> 04:37.000] Well, I don't know if they're wild, but... [04:37.000 --> 04:39.000] I thought you said goat walking. [04:39.000 --> 04:40.000] Yeah, no, I go walking. [04:40.000 --> 04:41.000] I go walking. [04:41.000 --> 04:42.000] Go walking, not go walking. [04:42.000 --> 04:43.000] Yeah, go walking. [04:43.000 --> 04:44.000] And then there's, like, goats on the walk. [04:44.000 --> 04:45.000] Right. [04:45.000 --> 04:46.000] And then I get to look at them and... [04:46.000 --> 04:48.000] Oh, well, I look at them and that, and then they scare me. [04:48.000 --> 04:51.000] Have you ever thought about, like, I don't know... [04:51.000 --> 04:52.000] It's great weird. [04:52.000 --> 04:53.000] I feel like it's a man thing to do. [04:53.000 --> 04:54.000] Like... [04:54.000 --> 04:55.000] Punch it. [04:55.000 --> 04:58.000] No, if you saw, like, a bull in a field, like, just for so ungodly no reason, you'd [04:58.000 --> 04:59.000] think, like, you'd be able to just take it off. [04:59.000 --> 05:00.000] Take it off. [05:00.000 --> 05:01.000] Yeah. [05:01.000 --> 05:04.000] You'd just picture it and you're like, if it had come to me, I'd move to the side [05:04.000 --> 05:07.000] and I'd go, like, quick, grab its antlers, and then go like, ah, jack it, and then [05:07.000 --> 05:08.000] it'd fucking flip over. [05:08.000 --> 05:09.000] And then I'd get it in fucking charcoal. [05:09.000 --> 05:10.000] Yeah. [05:10.000 --> 05:12.000] Just for no reason that I think I'd be able to do that. [05:12.000 --> 05:13.000] Until it tapped out. [05:13.000 --> 05:14.000] Yeah. [05:14.000 --> 05:17.000] But then in real life, you'd actually just freeze and it'd fucking impale you. [05:17.000 --> 05:18.000] Yeah. [05:18.000 --> 05:20.000] No word in experience whatsoever, but I feel like I could wrangle it. [05:20.000 --> 05:22.000] Do they still do that in Spain? [05:22.000 --> 05:23.000] What, that... [05:23.000 --> 05:24.000] That way... [05:24.000 --> 05:25.000] It's the matador thing, innit? [05:25.000 --> 05:26.000] Yeah, matador. [05:26.000 --> 05:27.000] There's, like, a... [05:27.000 --> 05:28.000] I don't know where it is. [05:28.000 --> 05:29.000] A bull race. [05:29.000 --> 05:30.000] Where they let all bulls run right through... [05:30.000 --> 05:33.000] I have seen my videos, yeah, that look, fuck it. [05:33.000 --> 05:34.000] I don't know why they let them do it. [05:34.000 --> 05:35.000] It's like a... [05:35.000 --> 05:36.000] I don't like that. [05:36.000 --> 05:37.000] It's like a... [05:37.000 --> 05:38.000] Not a national sport. [05:38.000 --> 05:40.000] It's like a traditional thing that they're doing, like, some villages, innit? [05:40.000 --> 05:42.000] Surely they don't let them kill them anymore. [05:42.000 --> 05:45.000] I reckon they'd probably kill them all after that. [05:45.000 --> 05:46.000] They'd probably eat them all. [05:46.000 --> 05:47.000] No, I thought they'd fetch... [05:47.000 --> 05:49.000] I fetched it in, don't know when they used to do bull fighting. [05:49.000 --> 05:50.000] Yeah. [05:50.000 --> 05:52.000] And then at the end, they'd used to stab it, which is hard, wouldn't they? [05:52.000 --> 05:53.000] Yeah. [05:53.000 --> 05:54.000] I don't think they can do that anymore. [05:54.000 --> 05:55.000] I have no idea. [05:55.000 --> 05:58.000] I don't think they watch that sport, to be honest, so... [05:58.000 --> 06:00.000] I don't think it's a sport. [06:00.000 --> 06:01.000] I don't know what you call it. [06:01.000 --> 06:02.000] It's a show. [06:02.000 --> 06:03.000] Okay. [06:03.000 --> 06:04.000] I don't watch that show. [06:04.000 --> 06:06.000] It'd be a mad sport that way. [06:06.000 --> 06:07.000] Yeah. [06:07.000 --> 06:08.000] Not for the cow, but... [06:08.000 --> 06:09.000] Yeah. [06:09.000 --> 06:11.000] And that bull is just a male cow, innit? [06:11.000 --> 06:12.000] Yes, brother. [06:12.000 --> 06:16.000] So, when you see all these cows in the field, they're all female, aren't they? [06:16.000 --> 06:17.000] Yes. [06:17.000 --> 06:18.000] And there's just one bull. [06:18.000 --> 06:19.000] Yeah. [06:19.000 --> 06:22.000] So, one bull fucks all the cows. [06:22.000 --> 06:23.000] Yeah. [06:23.000 --> 06:25.000] And it's like that kind of deal. [06:25.000 --> 06:26.000] Yeah. [06:26.000 --> 06:28.000] So, he's just got all these bitches. [06:28.000 --> 06:29.000] Yeah. [06:29.000 --> 06:31.000] And then he gets segregated in his own little field. [06:31.000 --> 06:32.000] Yeah. [06:32.000 --> 06:33.000] He's living life, basically, innit? [06:33.000 --> 06:34.000] He's fucking living a great life. [06:34.000 --> 06:38.000] Them bulls get better lives than most fucking males alive today. [06:38.000 --> 06:39.000] He's got fucking two horns. [06:39.000 --> 06:41.000] If anyone comes near him, he'll just fuck them up. [06:41.000 --> 06:42.000] And he's massive. [06:42.000 --> 06:45.000] When he's fucking wanting some, I'm just saying, hurting. [06:45.000 --> 06:46.000] He's fucking ench. [06:46.000 --> 06:47.000] He's ench. [06:47.000 --> 06:49.000] He's got a field of grass. [06:49.000 --> 06:51.000] He's got a 12-foot fucking knob. [06:51.000 --> 06:52.000] Yeah. [06:52.000 --> 06:54.000] What else does he have? [06:54.000 --> 06:55.000] Peace. [06:55.000 --> 06:56.000] And... [06:56.000 --> 06:57.000] Peace. [06:57.000 --> 06:58.000] Peace. [06:58.000 --> 07:00.000] Peace and quiet, yeah. [07:00.000 --> 07:01.000] Yeah. [07:01.000 --> 07:03.000] Oh, fantasizing of being a bull. [07:03.000 --> 07:04.000] You are a bull. [07:04.000 --> 07:07.000] In a Chinese shop. [07:07.000 --> 07:08.000] You've got to... [07:08.000 --> 07:10.000] What's the word called? [07:10.000 --> 07:11.000] Where you... [07:11.000 --> 07:12.000] Where you... [07:12.000 --> 07:13.000] Manifest. [07:13.000 --> 07:14.000] That's it. [07:14.000 --> 07:15.000] Manifest that you're a bull, Billy. [07:15.000 --> 07:17.000] Maybe I might be a bull in the next life. [07:17.000 --> 07:18.000] Yeah. [07:18.000 --> 07:19.000] Manifest what you want to be. [07:19.000 --> 07:21.000] I saw a weird thing about that. [07:21.000 --> 07:22.000] What? [07:22.000 --> 07:23.000] Manifestation. [07:23.000 --> 07:24.000] No, about... [07:24.000 --> 07:29.000] Do you know how I told you last episode that I was doing these weird videos at night [07:29.000 --> 07:31.000] watching these weird YouTube videos? [07:31.000 --> 07:34.000] I'm glad you finished that sentence because I didn't know what you meant. [07:34.000 --> 07:36.000] I'm making weird videos at night. [07:36.000 --> 07:40.000] Yeah, watching these weird videos at night and like telling you about... [07:40.000 --> 07:42.000] Like, I don't know how to fucking sleep and shit like that. [07:42.000 --> 07:43.000] Yes. [07:43.000 --> 07:45.000] Oh, watching someone over there and they were like, [07:45.000 --> 07:49.000] this guy, this scientist going through a theory of... [07:49.000 --> 07:50.000] Your past... [07:50.000 --> 07:53.000] Basically what happens when you die. [07:53.000 --> 07:55.000] Summarizing his version of it. [07:55.000 --> 07:56.000] And he... [07:56.000 --> 07:57.000] What were you saying now? [07:57.000 --> 07:58.000] You were saying something like... [07:59.000 --> 08:02.000] Before you get reincarnated or something, [08:02.000 --> 08:10.000] you have to live every single life form before you go to the greater being. [08:11.000 --> 08:12.000] Right, okay. [08:12.000 --> 08:14.000] So you have to live as every species, basically. [08:14.000 --> 08:15.000] Yeah, no, that's bullshit. [08:15.000 --> 08:17.000] So like, when you die, you can... [08:17.000 --> 08:19.000] Including human race and all. [08:19.000 --> 08:20.000] Right. [08:20.000 --> 08:21.000] So like... [08:21.000 --> 08:23.000] So you're telling me I can go from a human to being a fucking mosquito? [08:23.000 --> 08:24.000] Yeah. [08:24.000 --> 08:25.000] I don't want to do it. [08:25.000 --> 08:28.000] And also he said, oh, you could go from you right now [08:28.000 --> 08:33.000] to then being a little Chinese baby being born in 1920s. [08:33.000 --> 08:34.000] I don't believe any of that. [08:34.000 --> 08:36.000] Well, it was just his theory. [08:36.000 --> 08:37.000] Yeah, okay. [08:37.000 --> 08:39.000] I mean, I don't know how you prove it. [08:39.000 --> 08:40.000] Yeah, I know. [08:40.000 --> 08:41.000] That's what I mean. [08:41.000 --> 08:42.000] Should we send them? [08:42.000 --> 08:46.000] Yeah, but surely you would know. [08:46.000 --> 08:48.000] Like, what happens to your memories? [08:48.000 --> 08:51.000] Is he saying they get wiped. [08:51.000 --> 08:53.000] But if that's the case, I would know. [08:53.000 --> 08:54.000] I would even know. [08:54.000 --> 08:56.000] I'd have to tell him, unless somebody's made it up. [08:56.000 --> 08:58.000] I think this is why it's called a theory. [08:58.000 --> 09:00.000] Yeah, true. [09:00.000 --> 09:02.000] Like I say, he won't say anything to real. [09:02.000 --> 09:03.000] Yeah. [09:03.000 --> 09:05.000] We're just his theory. [09:05.000 --> 09:07.000] Yeah, okay. [09:07.000 --> 09:08.000] Anyway. [09:08.000 --> 09:09.000] Have you been? [09:09.000 --> 09:11.000] All right, yeah, yeah, yeah. [09:11.000 --> 09:12.000] Are you sure? [09:12.000 --> 09:13.000] Yeah, living the dream. [09:13.000 --> 09:14.000] Yeah, I'm very tired. [09:14.000 --> 09:15.000] You can tell. [09:15.000 --> 09:16.000] I don't know why. [09:16.000 --> 09:17.000] You can tell, fucking hell. [09:17.000 --> 09:19.000] I don't know what's wrong with me. [09:19.000 --> 09:22.000] It's probably because you've got to go back to fucking school tomorrow. [09:22.000 --> 09:23.000] Yeah, I know. [09:23.000 --> 09:26.000] I've just suddenly gone right tired, and I don't know why. [09:26.000 --> 09:28.000] It's because of sunlight. [09:28.000 --> 09:29.000] It probably is. [09:29.000 --> 09:31.000] Like, it has been fucking dull. [09:31.000 --> 09:32.000] Yeah. [09:32.000 --> 09:33.000] For like three days. [09:33.000 --> 09:36.000] Yeah, it's been like fucking ten minutes of sunlight each day. [09:36.000 --> 09:40.000] And then when you notice it, you have to run out in gardens to get your vitamin D. [09:40.000 --> 09:41.000] Yeah. [09:41.000 --> 09:42.000] Do you though? [09:42.000 --> 09:43.000] No. [09:43.000 --> 09:44.000] What do you do? [09:44.000 --> 09:45.000] Just look out when you're like, oh, that's nice. [09:45.000 --> 09:48.000] Just stand in the window and be like, I wouldn't love to get me through here. [09:48.000 --> 09:50.000] I don't know if it does or not, you know. [09:50.000 --> 09:51.000] I think it does. [09:51.000 --> 09:52.000] Yeah, it will do, won't it? [09:52.000 --> 09:54.000] It's just probably not as effective as being outside. [09:54.000 --> 09:55.000] Well, no. [09:55.000 --> 09:57.000] If you stand in a... [09:57.000 --> 10:03.000] If you stood in a window all day and it were like red hot, would you get sunburned? [10:03.000 --> 10:04.000] Yeah, maybe. [10:04.000 --> 10:05.000] I don't know. [10:05.000 --> 10:06.000] Oh, not because the UVs aren't... [10:06.000 --> 10:09.000] Do the UVs come through the glass? [10:09.000 --> 10:10.000] Or does it bounce back? [10:10.000 --> 10:11.000] It bounces back, doesn't it? [10:11.000 --> 10:12.000] I don't think it does. [10:12.000 --> 10:15.000] Or is that just a magnifying glass? [10:15.000 --> 10:17.000] Fuck, it's spiraling here. [10:17.000 --> 10:18.000] I don't know, Paul. [10:18.000 --> 10:19.000] I don't know. [10:20.000 --> 10:23.000] But yeah, no, yeah, I've been all right. [10:23.000 --> 10:24.000] Not bad. [10:24.000 --> 10:25.000] Very nice. [10:25.000 --> 10:27.000] I've had a bit of a mare this weekend. [10:27.000 --> 10:28.000] You've had a mare? [10:28.000 --> 10:29.000] Yeah. [10:29.000 --> 10:31.000] No, like, all things come in threes. [10:31.000 --> 10:33.000] Like, when bad shit happens. [10:33.000 --> 10:36.000] So, before, it's not what you think before, I tell you. [10:36.000 --> 10:38.000] So, his fucking bed's broke. [10:38.000 --> 10:40.000] Oh, no. [10:40.000 --> 10:41.000] So... [10:41.000 --> 10:42.000] Wait. [10:42.000 --> 10:43.000] Wait, wait, wait. [10:43.000 --> 10:44.000] Your bed's broke. [10:44.000 --> 10:45.000] Yes. [10:45.000 --> 10:47.000] What time of the day did it break? [10:47.000 --> 10:48.000] No, right. [10:48.000 --> 10:49.000] So, they broke in... [10:49.000 --> 10:50.000] Answer the question. [10:50.000 --> 10:53.000] What time of the day did it break? [10:53.000 --> 10:54.000] Nighttime. [10:54.000 --> 10:56.000] When you say nighttime... [10:56.000 --> 10:58.000] Is it bedtime that it broke? [10:58.000 --> 10:59.000] Yeah, bedtime, yeah. [10:59.000 --> 11:00.000] Right, okay. [11:00.000 --> 11:03.000] I'm now gonna just believe that... [11:03.000 --> 11:04.000] No, but... [11:04.000 --> 11:05.000] You were smashing your missus. [11:05.000 --> 11:06.000] It's that hard that... [11:06.000 --> 11:07.000] No, it went. [11:07.000 --> 11:08.000] You broke bed. [11:08.000 --> 11:09.000] It went. [11:09.000 --> 11:10.000] Do you know what? [11:10.000 --> 11:11.000] That's off to you, Billy. [11:11.000 --> 11:12.000] It's not. [11:12.000 --> 11:13.000] It takes some real effort to break a bedbanging. [11:13.000 --> 11:15.000] I'm not that good. [11:15.000 --> 11:16.000] No, it just actually... [11:16.000 --> 11:17.000] It's rocking, like, middle at night. [11:17.000 --> 11:18.000] Okay. [11:18.000 --> 11:20.000] So, I've had to order a fucking no bed. [11:20.000 --> 11:22.000] And then guess what broke this morning? [11:22.000 --> 11:23.000] The no bed. [11:23.000 --> 11:24.000] Fucking... [11:24.000 --> 11:25.000] No, it's not coming yet. [11:25.000 --> 11:26.000] Oh. [11:26.000 --> 11:27.000] Shark Hoover. [11:27.000 --> 11:28.000] Dead. [11:28.000 --> 11:30.000] Shark's not swimming anymore. [11:30.000 --> 11:31.000] It's dead. [11:31.000 --> 11:32.000] Shark Hoover. [11:32.000 --> 11:33.000] Yes, we've got Shark Hoover. [11:33.000 --> 11:34.000] Oh, Shark Hoover. [11:34.000 --> 11:35.000] Yeah, the Shark Hoover. [11:35.000 --> 11:36.000] I thought you were calling the Shark Hoover. [11:36.000 --> 11:38.000] I'm like, what the fuck's a Shark Hoover? [11:38.000 --> 11:39.000] Shark, the Hoover Shark. [11:39.000 --> 11:40.000] Oh, right. [11:40.000 --> 11:41.000] Why do you call it a shark? [11:41.000 --> 11:42.000] Because that's the brand. [11:42.000 --> 11:43.000] Oh. [11:43.000 --> 11:45.000] I'm not big on overs. [11:45.000 --> 11:46.000] I'll just... [11:46.000 --> 11:47.000] Henry. [11:47.000 --> 11:48.000] Henry all the way. [11:48.000 --> 11:49.000] Well, it's not actually Hoover. [11:49.000 --> 11:50.000] Vacuum. [11:50.000 --> 11:51.000] Shark Vacuum. [11:51.000 --> 11:52.000] Okay. [11:52.000 --> 11:53.000] Because Hoover's the brand in it as well. [11:53.000 --> 11:54.000] Okay. [11:54.000 --> 11:55.000] So that's died this morning, so I had to fucking run out. [11:55.000 --> 11:56.000] Right. [11:56.000 --> 11:59.000] In range and get a fucking Hoover. [11:59.000 --> 12:00.000] Right. [12:00.000 --> 12:01.000] Okay. [12:01.000 --> 12:02.000] So there's something else. [12:02.000 --> 12:03.000] Oh, microwave's broken off. [12:03.000 --> 12:04.000] That's it. [12:04.000 --> 12:05.000] Microwave's broke as well. [12:05.000 --> 12:07.000] So, and I'll show you in a bit. [12:07.000 --> 12:08.000] When you press... [12:08.000 --> 12:10.000] When you, like, shut the door off. [12:10.000 --> 12:12.000] You're not putting, like, fucking pennies in it or something. [12:12.000 --> 12:13.000] No. [12:13.000 --> 12:16.880] When you shut the door, it just started fucking going on on its own. [12:16.880 --> 12:20.000] You have sorted the dials out and stuff, and you've not left them on. [12:20.000 --> 12:21.000] Yeah. [12:21.000 --> 12:24.320] So, to the point where you have to turn it off, and when you turn it off the wall and [12:24.320 --> 12:27.400] back on it, on again, it comes on again. [12:27.400 --> 12:28.400] Starts fucking spinning. [12:28.400 --> 12:29.400] Well, there you go. [12:29.400 --> 12:32.840] Then just keep... does it still spin if you've got the door open? [12:32.840 --> 12:33.840] No. [12:33.840 --> 12:34.840] Well, don't throw it away. [12:34.840 --> 12:37.200] Just leave the door open, and then just close it when you want something defrosting [12:37.200 --> 12:38.200] or out. [12:38.200 --> 12:41.400] Yeah, but I can't set a timer out on it, and there's no heat going round. [12:41.400 --> 12:42.400] There's no heat? [12:42.400 --> 12:43.400] Oh, right. [12:43.400 --> 12:44.400] Okay. [12:44.400 --> 12:45.400] So, something's fucked on it. [12:45.400 --> 12:46.400] Yeah. [12:46.400 --> 12:47.400] So, that's me free. [12:47.400 --> 12:50.560] Just cost me money, Jack. [12:50.560 --> 12:52.560] What position were you doing when you broke the bed? [12:52.560 --> 12:54.040] Hey, that's what everybody wants to know. [12:54.040 --> 12:55.040] What were you doing? [12:55.040 --> 12:56.040] No. [12:56.040 --> 12:57.040] No, none of that. [12:57.040 --> 12:58.040] I promise you. [12:58.040 --> 13:00.300] Honestly, if it were, I'd be first and fucking telling you. [13:00.300 --> 13:01.400] You were first and telling me. [13:01.400 --> 13:05.400] No, I'd be texting you, saying, guess what, I've just done. [13:05.400 --> 13:07.560] No, it weren't. [13:07.560 --> 13:08.560] Okay. [13:08.560 --> 13:09.560] Unfortunately. [13:09.560 --> 13:10.560] I'm gonna... [13:10.560 --> 13:11.560] You can ask her. [13:11.560 --> 13:12.560] I don't want to do that. [13:12.560 --> 13:13.560] She'll tell you. [13:13.560 --> 13:14.560] Yeah. [13:14.560 --> 13:15.560] While we're on this... [13:15.560 --> 13:16.560] It's a bit odd. [13:16.560 --> 13:17.560] I want to say something funny, but it embarrasses you. [13:17.560 --> 13:18.560] What? [13:18.560 --> 13:19.560] It was like, what happened earlier? [13:19.560 --> 13:20.560] I'm trying to tell everybody. [13:20.560 --> 13:21.560] Yeah, go on. [13:21.560 --> 13:22.560] Yeah, you can tell. [13:22.560 --> 13:23.560] So, Billy, being a really good friend... [13:23.560 --> 13:24.560] Angel. [13:24.560 --> 13:35.560] He's bought me a present for no reason. [13:35.560 --> 13:40.560] He's bought me an Xbox Game Pass for a month, because I got rid of it, because, you know, [13:40.560 --> 13:41.560] I'm not that type of guy. [13:41.560 --> 13:42.560] Yeah. [13:42.560 --> 13:43.560] I'm not that type of guy. [13:43.560 --> 13:44.560] You're boring me. [13:44.560 --> 13:45.560] Thanks, pal. [13:45.560 --> 13:46.560] Appreciate it. [13:46.560 --> 13:47.560] You're welcome. [13:47.560 --> 13:49.160] But before that, he went out of room to get it. [13:49.160 --> 13:57.560] He told me to close my eyes and open my hand so that I could receive his present. [13:57.560 --> 14:04.520] And upon him getting closer, I said to him, Billy, please don't put your penis in my hand. [14:04.520 --> 14:09.000] And his missus piped up from the background, saying he won't fill your hand anyway. [14:10.000 --> 14:11.000] Fucking disrespect. [14:11.000 --> 14:12.000] They do that all the time, don't they? [14:12.000 --> 14:13.000] Fucking... [14:13.000 --> 14:14.000] They do it all the time. [14:14.000 --> 14:16.000] Yeah, they wait the time. [14:16.000 --> 14:17.000] Yeah. [14:17.000 --> 14:18.000] Just big disrespect for no reason. [14:18.000 --> 14:19.000] Just fucking... [14:19.000 --> 14:20.000] Yeah. [14:20.000 --> 14:21.000] They'll knock Zen out for hours. [14:21.000 --> 14:22.000] Don't worry, mate. [14:22.000 --> 14:23.000] She'll be fucking getting it when you're gone. [14:23.000 --> 14:24.000] Don't you worry. [14:24.000 --> 14:26.000] You're going to need a new bed. [14:26.000 --> 14:27.000] Yeah. [14:27.000 --> 14:28.000] It'll be all fucking... [14:28.000 --> 14:29.000] Oh, I'm sorry. [14:29.000 --> 14:30.000] I didn't mean to embarrass you. [14:30.000 --> 14:31.000] Well, fucking... [14:35.000 --> 14:36.000] Yeah. [14:36.000 --> 14:38.000] Or like you'll be talking shit in front of your mates playing... [14:38.000 --> 14:39.000] Oh, yeah. [14:39.000 --> 14:40.000] I do that. [14:40.000 --> 14:41.000] I do that. [14:41.000 --> 14:42.000] And then your missus piped will go like... [14:42.000 --> 14:43.000] No, you fucking... [14:43.000 --> 14:44.000] No, you fucking don't do that. [14:44.000 --> 14:45.000] You lying bastard. [14:45.000 --> 14:46.000] Yeah. [14:46.000 --> 14:47.000] That's what she does to me all the time. [14:47.000 --> 14:48.000] She always calls me a liar in front of people. [14:48.000 --> 14:50.000] Maybe it's not all the truth. [14:50.000 --> 14:54.000] But it's segments of the truth. [14:54.000 --> 14:57.000] The truth is a windy path that I try and stick to. [14:57.000 --> 15:00.000] And the problem I've got with mine is that she won't fucking lie for me either. [15:00.000 --> 15:01.000] Yeah. [15:01.000 --> 15:02.000] So if I put her... [15:02.000 --> 15:04.000] Like, I thought I'd think she should just... [15:04.000 --> 15:07.000] So you're all saying to your mates, oh, yeah, fucking random marathon this weekend. [15:07.000 --> 15:08.000] Yeah. [15:08.000 --> 15:09.000] Or is it? [15:09.000 --> 15:10.000] Piece of piss. [15:10.000 --> 15:11.000] But even like when I'm lying to family. [15:11.000 --> 15:12.000] Right. [15:12.000 --> 15:13.000] So you just don't fucking... [15:13.000 --> 15:14.000] No. [15:14.000 --> 15:15.000] So you don't play... [15:15.000 --> 15:16.000] So I miss you call. [15:16.000 --> 15:17.000] I was at work. [15:17.000 --> 15:18.000] Yeah. [15:18.000 --> 15:19.000] Shit like that. [15:19.000 --> 15:20.000] No, you weren't. [15:20.000 --> 15:22.000] You looked at it and then put it back down. [15:22.000 --> 15:23.000] Yeah, exactly. [15:23.000 --> 15:24.000] And then what? [15:24.000 --> 15:25.000] Are you fucking serious? [15:25.000 --> 15:26.000] Yeah. [15:26.000 --> 15:27.000] What other one? [15:27.000 --> 15:29.000] Oh, about holiday insurance. [15:29.000 --> 15:30.000] Yeah. [15:30.000 --> 15:32.000] So when we went on holiday, everyone was kicking off. [15:32.000 --> 15:34.000] You need to get all the insurance. [15:34.000 --> 15:35.000] You need to get all the insurance. [15:35.000 --> 15:36.000] What happened to me? [15:36.000 --> 15:37.000] Yeah. [15:37.000 --> 15:39.000] Well, because of what happened, it cost me fucking 70 quid. [15:39.000 --> 15:40.000] Yeah. [15:40.000 --> 15:41.000] I weren't paying 70 quid, mate. [15:41.000 --> 15:42.000] I'd rather just die. [15:42.000 --> 15:43.000] No, you wouldn't. [15:43.000 --> 15:47.000] What about if you get over there and you have an heart attack and you need hospital bill [15:47.000 --> 15:52.000] and you've got no insurance and they've got no, like, free health care system whenever [15:52.000 --> 15:54.000] you go and then you rack up a fucking 60 grand bill? [15:54.000 --> 15:59.000] Mate, the place I went, mate, they wouldn't be able to save me anyway if they were fucking... [15:59.000 --> 16:00.000] Dude, I've got me on... [16:00.000 --> 16:04.000] I saw someone die on a beach, mate, and they just got him on a fucking straw bench. [16:04.000 --> 16:05.000] Just fucking carried him. [16:05.000 --> 16:10.000] Just dragged him to see your front and just took him off. [16:10.000 --> 16:14.000] It's the ocean's problem now. [16:14.000 --> 16:18.000] So, yeah, so fucking... [16:18.000 --> 16:23.000] My mother, and she knows this now and all, she purposely rang her because she knows she'd [16:23.000 --> 16:24.000] tell the truth. [16:24.000 --> 16:25.000] Okay. [16:25.000 --> 16:26.000] And I'm like... [16:26.000 --> 16:29.000] And in my head, I'm sat there like, shit, he missed it. [16:29.000 --> 16:32.000] And I'm, you know, bluffing like, ring her then. [16:32.000 --> 16:33.000] Ring her. [16:33.000 --> 16:34.000] I bought my bed. [16:34.000 --> 16:35.000] Ring her. [16:35.000 --> 16:36.000] Yeah. [16:36.000 --> 16:37.000] I'm thinking wavelength in tobacco. [16:37.000 --> 16:38.000] Don't let me ring Becker. [16:38.000 --> 16:39.000] Fucking, come on, Becker. [16:39.000 --> 16:40.000] Just fucking... [16:40.000 --> 16:41.000] Don't just take one for a team here. [16:41.000 --> 16:43.000] Come on, don't fucking make me all like an idiot. [16:43.000 --> 16:45.000] And then next minute, no, he fucking hasn't. [16:45.000 --> 16:47.000] He's not behaving like. [16:47.000 --> 16:48.000] Shit. [16:48.000 --> 16:49.000] Yeah. [16:49.000 --> 16:50.000] Yeah. [16:50.000 --> 16:54.000] Why can't they just lie for us? [16:54.000 --> 16:55.000] Yeah. [16:55.000 --> 16:58.000] And sometimes a little white lie never hurts anybody, does it? [16:58.000 --> 17:00.000] Yeah, especially if you're trying to impress. [17:00.000 --> 17:01.000] Yeah. [17:01.000 --> 17:04.000] Maybe we need to get to a deep root of a problem and try to impress people. [17:04.000 --> 17:06.000] Why do we feel like we need to impress people? [17:06.000 --> 17:07.000] Maybe we... [17:07.000 --> 17:08.000] Maybe we're the problem, don't we? [17:08.000 --> 17:10.000] We're not the problem for lying. [17:10.000 --> 17:13.000] For telling the truth, we are for lying. [17:13.000 --> 17:15.000] Why do you think we need to impress people? [17:15.000 --> 17:17.000] What makes you feel like... [17:17.000 --> 17:18.000] It's like a masculine thing, isn't it? [17:18.000 --> 17:19.000] It is, isn't it? [17:19.000 --> 17:20.000] Like... [17:20.000 --> 17:21.000] An involvement thing as well. [17:21.000 --> 17:22.000] Like a dominance hierarchy thing. [17:22.000 --> 17:23.000] Like, if you've got like... [17:23.000 --> 17:25.000] Everyone wants to be top dog, don't they? [17:25.000 --> 17:26.000] If there's a nerd, a lad. [17:26.000 --> 17:27.000] Yeah. [17:28.000 --> 17:31.000] Like a packer or whatever, and they're all discussing football and that. [17:31.000 --> 17:35.000] I'm like, oh yeah, well, one hour in a day I did this and I did that. [17:35.000 --> 17:40.000] It's like natural instincts to go, well, actually, I used to play for fucking so and so. [17:40.000 --> 17:41.000] Yeah. [17:41.000 --> 17:42.000] And make a complete bullshit up. [17:42.000 --> 17:45.000] I feel like every bloke gets the urge to fucking bullshit. [17:45.000 --> 17:47.000] Like, sometimes, like, our goodies and stuff. [17:47.000 --> 17:52.000] Like, it's weird for me because sometimes I get raped and sometimes I don't. [17:52.000 --> 17:55.000] Like, I feel like it might just be an age thing. [17:56.000 --> 17:57.000] I probably just got better with age. [17:57.000 --> 18:00.000] Like, if I know I'm not good at something, I'll just have fucking absolute dog shit. [18:00.000 --> 18:01.000] Like, do you know what I mean? [18:01.000 --> 18:05.000] Like, but I feel like it is like a man thing to do, isn't it? [18:05.000 --> 18:07.000] Especially when it's like fighting. [18:07.000 --> 18:10.000] Yeah, most of the time it's about physical things. [18:10.000 --> 18:11.000] Yeah. [18:11.000 --> 18:12.000] It's never intellectual. [18:12.000 --> 18:13.000] Yeah. [18:13.000 --> 18:14.000] It's like physical things. [18:14.000 --> 18:17.000] Yeah, if you ask them what they got in the GXAC, there's no one bullshits about that. [18:17.000 --> 18:19.000] But if you tell them how many people did they hate. [18:19.000 --> 18:20.000] I can do temple ups. [18:20.000 --> 18:21.000] No, you can't do fucking temple... [18:21.000 --> 18:23.000] I can do fucking temple ups. [18:23.000 --> 18:24.000] You fucking watch me. [18:24.000 --> 18:25.000] One a day. [18:25.000 --> 18:26.000] Yeah. [18:28.000 --> 18:30.000] Yeah, and like, you get them ones, don't you? [18:30.000 --> 18:33.000] And they were fucking three of them and I fucking stuck nuts on that one. [18:33.000 --> 18:39.000] See, they're the ones that do my editing because they border on the line of fictional storytelling. [18:39.000 --> 18:40.000] Like, they could be in fucking... [18:40.000 --> 18:44.000] They could be in W.H. Smith, we fucking bookway, how much shit they fucking talk. [18:44.000 --> 18:45.000] I bet. [18:45.000 --> 18:48.000] When like, they met Carter's on and then this geezer said to me, [18:48.000 --> 18:50.000] Oh, fucking whatever. [18:50.000 --> 18:52.000] You've spilt your pint on me and I went to him. [18:52.000 --> 18:53.000] Fucking come on then. [18:53.000 --> 18:54.000] Yeah. [18:54.000 --> 18:55.000] And then Mrs. Pipes up to him, going, [18:55.000 --> 18:56.000] No, you didn't. [18:56.000 --> 18:57.000] You apologized to him. [18:57.000 --> 18:58.000] Yeah. [18:58.000 --> 19:01.000] For like, for keeping my nigga like... [19:01.000 --> 19:03.000] He went to Glassmay and then I did. [19:03.000 --> 19:04.000] Have you seen Matrix? [19:04.000 --> 19:05.000] Have you seen Matrix? [19:05.000 --> 19:06.000] You know what I did there? [19:06.000 --> 19:07.000] I did that just by instinct. [19:07.000 --> 19:09.000] I've never even tried it before. [19:09.000 --> 19:11.000] It just came to me like, it caught me out. [19:11.000 --> 19:14.000] And then, next thing you know, two Spanish geezers came in [19:14.000 --> 19:17.000] and I told them to fuck off in Spanish, just without me even knowing. [19:17.000 --> 19:19.000] It just came out of my mouth. [19:19.000 --> 19:21.000] Shit like that. [19:21.000 --> 19:22.000] Yeah. [19:22.000 --> 19:23.000] That weren't me. [19:23.000 --> 19:24.000] That was story work coming from me. [19:24.000 --> 19:25.000] That was very detailed. [19:25.000 --> 19:27.000] The thing I get scared of when I do it and stuff like that. [19:27.000 --> 19:32.000] I like to do it on stuff that they can't test me on beer and then... [19:35.000 --> 19:36.000] Right. [19:36.000 --> 19:38.000] I'm rate good at wrestling crocodiles. [19:38.000 --> 19:39.000] It's like, can't test you. [19:39.000 --> 19:40.000] Fucking... [19:40.000 --> 19:42.000] They're not going to make you drive to a fucking wildlife park, [19:42.000 --> 19:43.000] aren't they? [19:43.000 --> 19:44.000] They can't prove it. [19:44.000 --> 19:45.000] They've not got your crocodiles there. [19:45.000 --> 19:46.000] But like, if you say, oh yeah, [19:46.000 --> 19:48.000] I can fucking smash dying shots and be absolutely fine [19:48.000 --> 19:49.000] and you're in a boozer, [19:49.000 --> 19:51.000] then you're going to get put to test on you. [19:51.000 --> 19:52.000] Yeah. [19:52.000 --> 19:53.000] Same as fating. [19:53.000 --> 19:54.000] Yeah. [19:54.000 --> 19:55.000] Well, fucking come on then. [19:55.000 --> 19:56.000] Let's see how good you are then. [19:56.000 --> 19:57.000] Yeah. [19:57.000 --> 19:58.000] And then you're like, oh fuck. [19:58.000 --> 19:59.000] So yeah, more fictional. [19:59.000 --> 20:00.000] What's on... [20:00.000 --> 20:01.000] Before I say I'm good at golf. [20:01.000 --> 20:02.000] Yeah. [20:02.000 --> 20:03.000] And we're in pub. [20:03.000 --> 20:04.000] Yeah. [20:04.000 --> 20:05.000] No fucker's going to go, come on then. [20:05.000 --> 20:06.000] Let's go to fucking... [20:06.000 --> 20:07.000] Yeah. [20:07.000 --> 20:08.000] Let's go to driving range. [20:08.000 --> 20:09.000] Yeah. [20:09.000 --> 20:10.000] Yeah. [20:10.000 --> 20:11.000] So there we go. [20:11.000 --> 20:12.000] There's a lesson. [20:12.000 --> 20:13.000] You don't need to fix yourself. [20:13.000 --> 20:14.000] Just talk shit about things that you don't have to prove in person [20:14.000 --> 20:15.000] where you are. [20:15.000 --> 20:19.000] So, men, you need to learn the environment first. [20:20.000 --> 20:21.000] Yeah. [20:21.000 --> 20:22.000] Yeah. [20:22.000 --> 20:23.000] You don't need to fix yourself. [20:23.000 --> 20:24.000] Fuck all that shit. [20:24.000 --> 20:25.000] Yeah. [20:25.000 --> 20:26.000] Don't be honest. [20:26.000 --> 20:27.000] Yeah. [20:27.000 --> 20:28.000] No. [20:28.000 --> 20:32.000] We need to all just get along and just be honest with each other, don't we? [20:32.000 --> 20:33.000] Yeah. [20:33.000 --> 20:34.000] We all need to sit in a circle. [20:34.000 --> 20:38.000] All each other's dicks and just like, just be men together. [20:38.000 --> 20:39.000] Yeah. [20:39.000 --> 20:40.000] Yeah. [20:40.000 --> 20:41.000] Oh yeah. [20:41.000 --> 20:43.000] I want to tell you something, what I'm going to be doing to. [20:43.000 --> 20:44.000] What? [20:44.000 --> 20:46.000] I don't know how you're going to take it. [20:46.000 --> 20:47.000] Oh God. [20:47.000 --> 20:48.000] What was that? [20:48.000 --> 20:49.000] I'm going to try. [20:49.000 --> 20:51.000] I'm not going to take my car to you for it. [20:51.000 --> 20:52.000] Probably. [20:52.000 --> 20:56.000] But it's something I've always been interested in and I've always wanted to have a go. [20:56.000 --> 20:58.000] But I've just never been a bit too scared to do it. [20:58.000 --> 20:59.000] Is it men? [20:59.000 --> 21:00.000] No. [21:00.000 --> 21:02.000] Not that that's a problem. [21:02.000 --> 21:03.000] No. [21:03.000 --> 21:06.000] There's nothing wrong with it. [21:06.000 --> 21:08.000] And it's not drug related. [21:08.000 --> 21:09.000] Okay. [21:09.000 --> 21:10.000] I'm running out of things. [21:10.000 --> 21:12.000] Is it train watching or something? [21:12.000 --> 21:13.000] Yeah. [21:13.000 --> 21:15.000] I turned into a bird swatcher. [21:15.000 --> 21:16.000] A bird swatcher? [21:16.000 --> 21:18.000] They're called twitches or something. [21:18.000 --> 21:19.000] I don't know. [21:19.000 --> 21:20.000] You get me distracted. [21:20.000 --> 21:21.000] Sorry, sorry. [21:21.000 --> 21:22.000] This is me coming out, starting. [21:22.000 --> 21:23.000] Oh God. [21:23.000 --> 21:24.000] Right. [21:24.000 --> 21:29.000] So, I'm going to attempt it and I might fail and I might fuck up but at least I've tried. [21:29.000 --> 21:30.000] Yeah. [21:30.000 --> 21:31.000] Right. [21:31.000 --> 21:32.000] I'm really invested in this. [21:32.000 --> 21:35.000] I'm going to try and do stand up. [21:35.000 --> 21:36.000] Are you being serious? [21:36.000 --> 21:37.000] Yeah, yeah. [21:37.000 --> 21:38.000] Oh no. [21:38.000 --> 21:39.000] See. [21:39.000 --> 21:40.000] Do I have to come and support you? [21:40.000 --> 21:41.000] Well no. [21:41.000 --> 21:42.000] No, I'd rather you not. [21:42.000 --> 21:44.000] I'm going to go to you first of all. [21:44.000 --> 21:45.000] No, I'd rather not. [21:45.000 --> 21:46.000] I'm going to be serious. [21:46.000 --> 21:47.000] I'm actually going to do it. [21:47.000 --> 21:48.000] Are you being genuinely serious? [21:48.000 --> 21:49.000] Genuinely serious, yeah. [21:49.000 --> 21:50.000] Yeah, yeah. [21:50.000 --> 21:51.000] Promise. [21:51.000 --> 21:52.000] Big promise, yeah. [21:52.000 --> 21:53.000] You're going to, right? [21:53.000 --> 21:54.000] I'm going to have a go. [21:54.000 --> 21:57.000] You do realise that involves writing your own jokes, right, and not stealing other people's [21:57.000 --> 21:58.000] things. [21:58.000 --> 21:59.000] Done it already. [21:59.000 --> 22:00.000] Done it already. [22:00.000 --> 22:01.000] Right. [22:01.000 --> 22:02.000] I can't show you because it's on the phone. [22:02.000 --> 22:03.000] Let's hear one then. [22:03.000 --> 22:04.000] No. [22:04.000 --> 22:05.000] Why? [22:05.000 --> 22:06.000] Because... [22:06.000 --> 22:07.000] You know, like we were just talking about shit talking and when you know, when you [22:07.000 --> 22:08.000] like, carry violence and not do it. [22:08.000 --> 22:09.000] Yeah. [22:09.000 --> 22:10.000] This is the environment. [22:10.000 --> 22:11.000] No, I'm not. [22:11.000 --> 22:12.000] You're talking about it on a podcast. [22:12.000 --> 22:13.000] You need to tell us a joke. [22:14.000 --> 22:15.000] Right. [22:15.000 --> 22:16.000] You're saving it for your stand up event, aren't you? [22:16.000 --> 22:17.000] Yeah. [22:17.000 --> 22:18.000] That's what you should have said. [22:18.000 --> 22:19.000] That's what I am doing. [22:19.000 --> 22:20.000] Yeah. [22:20.000 --> 22:23.000] So what I've been doing, because I think of funny shit all the time, and it might only [22:23.000 --> 22:27.000] be funny to me, but I think of funny stuff and then bad time, I forget. [22:27.000 --> 22:28.000] Yeah. [22:28.000 --> 22:32.000] So what I've started doing now is when I've thought of something funny, I've [22:32.000 --> 22:33.000] written down in my notes on my phone. [22:33.000 --> 22:34.000] Yeah. [22:34.000 --> 22:35.000] So I've abbreviated it. [22:35.000 --> 22:38.000] So when I look at it, I know what that means and I can tell the story about [22:38.000 --> 22:41.000] it or the joke about it or whatever I thought. [22:41.000 --> 22:42.000] Okay. [22:42.000 --> 22:43.000] About it. [22:43.000 --> 22:44.000] This is what you're going to do, yeah? [22:44.000 --> 22:45.000] Well, I'm going to get it going. [22:45.000 --> 22:47.000] Where's your first open mic going to be? [22:47.000 --> 22:48.000] No idea. [22:48.000 --> 22:49.000] Right. [22:49.000 --> 22:52.000] I'll take my hat off to you. [22:52.000 --> 22:54.000] I'm communicating with people though, so. [22:54.000 --> 22:55.000] Yeah. [22:55.000 --> 22:56.000] I wouldn't ever be able to do it. [22:56.000 --> 22:57.000] I'm not going to do it either. [22:57.000 --> 22:58.000] I might not. [22:58.000 --> 22:59.000] I don't know yet. [22:59.000 --> 23:00.000] I want to come and watch your fucking bomb. [23:00.000 --> 23:01.000] Cheers, Bob. [23:01.000 --> 23:04.000] You're going to sense that it's not funny. [23:04.000 --> 23:07.000] And I'll just be, I put friend there and background. [23:07.000 --> 23:08.000] I'm like, whoa. [23:08.000 --> 23:09.000] That's my man. [23:09.000 --> 23:10.000] That's my man. [23:11.000 --> 23:13.000] That's the best joke anyone has ever said. [23:13.000 --> 23:14.000] You tell them. [23:15.000 --> 23:18.000] Well, if you do that, you're going to have to play the part and be like, [23:18.000 --> 23:20.000] I've exaggerated laughing. [23:20.000 --> 23:21.000] No, I don't know who he is. [23:21.000 --> 23:23.000] It's the first time I've ever been. [23:24.000 --> 23:25.000] Don't echo me either. [23:25.000 --> 23:27.000] I'll not be able to cope with that shit. [23:27.000 --> 23:29.000] I feel like I would. [23:29.000 --> 23:31.000] What did you miss you say about your penis? [23:33.000 --> 23:34.000] Yeah. [23:34.000 --> 23:35.000] But yeah, so I'm going to try it. [23:35.000 --> 23:36.000] See what? [23:36.000 --> 23:37.000] See what? [23:37.000 --> 23:38.000] All right, okay. [23:38.000 --> 23:41.000] Have you got any dates, anything, or are you just taking it as it comes? [23:41.000 --> 23:42.000] Just talking to people. [23:42.000 --> 23:45.000] So at the minute you've just, you've made an idea that you're going to do it. [23:45.000 --> 23:46.000] You've made no concrete plans. [23:46.000 --> 23:48.000] Well, no, I've made the decision that I'm going to do it. [23:48.000 --> 23:49.000] Yeah, that's what I mean, yeah. [23:49.000 --> 23:51.000] Yeah, and I'm not backing out now. [23:51.000 --> 23:52.000] You're not backing out. [23:52.000 --> 23:53.000] I'm not backing out. [23:53.000 --> 23:54.000] I'm going to hold you to that. [23:54.000 --> 23:55.000] I've thought, I've thought about it for years. [23:55.000 --> 23:59.000] I know, but the thing is though, you can't say that and then, [23:59.000 --> 24:02.000] I'm going to have to go so I can record it so that we can post it on my map [24:02.000 --> 24:04.000] so that people can see it. [24:04.000 --> 24:05.000] What? Why? [24:05.000 --> 24:06.000] Because... [24:06.000 --> 24:07.000] This will be my separate thing. [24:07.000 --> 24:08.000] Why can't we just... [24:08.000 --> 24:10.000] It's not, unless you want to get on stage with me. [24:10.000 --> 24:12.000] Oh no, I'm going to record you. [24:12.000 --> 24:15.000] And then we can put it on the mind map socials. [24:15.000 --> 24:16.000] Right, okay. [24:16.000 --> 24:17.000] And just be like, this is Billy doing his thing. [24:17.000 --> 24:18.000] This is, yeah, so... [24:18.000 --> 24:20.000] Just to embarrass you a bit further. [24:20.000 --> 24:22.000] This is inspo to anybody out there. [24:22.000 --> 24:23.000] Yeah. [24:23.000 --> 24:24.000] Just fucking do it. [24:24.000 --> 24:25.000] What's worse going to happen? [24:25.000 --> 24:27.000] You know you're going to go up there and fucking, like, [24:27.000 --> 24:28.000] picture you said of something, don't you? [24:28.000 --> 24:29.000] Yeah. [24:29.000 --> 24:31.000] You're going to get up there, you're going to shit you said, [24:31.000 --> 24:33.000] and then you're going to be like, ugh! [24:33.000 --> 24:34.000] But what will happen? [24:34.000 --> 24:35.000] People will laugh at you. [24:35.000 --> 24:37.000] That's the fucking goal achieved, innit? [24:37.000 --> 24:40.000] You'd go viral on social media if you went onto a comedy's open [24:40.000 --> 24:42.000] like that and shit you said, all that piss you said. [24:42.000 --> 24:43.000] That'd be your opening thing. [24:43.000 --> 24:44.000] Do you know what? [24:44.000 --> 24:45.000] You should do that. [24:45.000 --> 24:47.000] You would get viral. [24:47.000 --> 24:48.000] What? Do it. [24:48.000 --> 24:50.000] No, if you wouldn't say anything, [24:50.000 --> 24:52.000] you just stood there behind Mike [24:52.000 --> 24:54.000] and you wore, like, some really light denim jeans. [24:54.000 --> 24:55.000] Yeah, yeah. [24:55.000 --> 24:56.000] Right? [24:56.000 --> 24:58.000] And you just stared one person dead in eye [24:58.000 --> 24:59.000] and you just pissed your pants. [24:59.000 --> 25:00.000] And then you just walked straight off. [25:00.000 --> 25:02.000] You just leave the building completely [25:02.000 --> 25:03.000] and just don't say anything. [25:03.000 --> 25:04.000] Let me fucking write this down. [25:05.000 --> 25:07.000] That'd be fucking hilarious [25:07.000 --> 25:09.000] if you just peed your pants. [25:11.000 --> 25:12.000] You'd go viral. [25:12.000 --> 25:13.000] Yeah, I would, yeah. [25:13.000 --> 25:15.000] It'd be really funny. [25:18.000 --> 25:19.000] What is that what you're going to do? [25:19.000 --> 25:20.000] What? [25:20.000 --> 25:21.000] Just piss you said on stage. [25:21.000 --> 25:22.000] I might do, yeah. [25:22.000 --> 25:24.000] Do it, Billy. That'd be right funny. [25:24.000 --> 25:26.000] Yeah, it might do, yeah. [25:26.000 --> 25:29.000] That'd be one of the funniest things that I've watched in a long time. [25:29.000 --> 25:30.000] Would you make it go viral? [25:30.000 --> 25:32.000] I'd share that everywhere. [25:34.000 --> 25:36.000] So, yeah, that would mean coming out to you. [25:36.000 --> 25:38.000] All right, OK. Fair enough. [25:38.000 --> 25:39.000] I'm not doing it with you. [25:39.000 --> 25:40.000] I don't want you to. [25:40.000 --> 25:41.000] Thank you. [25:41.000 --> 25:42.000] Well, you can if you want, but... [25:42.000 --> 25:43.000] No, I'm not doing it. [25:43.000 --> 25:45.000] But we'll obviously be doing these live, so... [25:45.000 --> 25:47.000] You've already screwed me up with this live show thing. [25:47.000 --> 25:49.000] Yeah, and then what else is happening? [25:49.000 --> 25:50.000] I don't know. [25:50.000 --> 25:52.000] What's happening soon? [25:52.000 --> 25:53.000] I don't know. [25:53.000 --> 25:54.000] Also going live? [25:54.000 --> 25:56.000] Is it definite, though, before we say it? [25:56.000 --> 25:57.000] 100%, yeah, yeah. [25:57.000 --> 25:58.000] Is it? Absolutely. [25:58.000 --> 25:59.000] Green light. [25:59.000 --> 26:00.000] What's the date? [26:00.000 --> 26:01.000] Because you've not told me. [26:01.000 --> 26:02.000] I ain't got a date yet. [26:02.000 --> 26:03.000] Oh, right, OK. So it's not 100%? [26:03.000 --> 26:04.000] We'll just not set the station. [26:04.000 --> 26:06.000] Yeah. We'll just not say it at all. [26:06.000 --> 26:07.000] We're going live. [26:08.000 --> 26:09.000] Er... [26:09.000 --> 26:10.000] Again. [26:10.000 --> 26:11.000] Right. [26:11.000 --> 26:12.000] Before the live show. [26:12.000 --> 26:13.000] Sorry, I just farted. [26:13.000 --> 26:14.000] Erm... [26:14.000 --> 26:15.000] We're going on the fucking radio. [26:15.000 --> 26:16.000] Yeah, we're going on radio. [26:16.000 --> 26:17.000] Woo! [26:17.000 --> 26:18.000] Well, it barely can't do that. [26:18.000 --> 26:19.000] It can't swear. [26:19.000 --> 26:20.000] No, yeah, shit, yeah. [26:20.000 --> 26:21.000] I mean... [26:21.000 --> 26:22.000] Yeah. [26:22.000 --> 26:23.000] This is what I'm worried about. [26:23.000 --> 26:24.000] We can't... [26:24.000 --> 26:28.000] We're not set up for those kind of environments because we're vulgar and we swear. [26:28.000 --> 26:29.000] We'll adapt. [26:29.000 --> 26:30.000] We won't. [26:30.000 --> 26:31.000] We'll get cancelled. [26:31.000 --> 26:32.000] We won't. We'll adapt to our surroundings. [26:32.000 --> 26:37.000] There's going to be, like, some family listening to this radio station in the car and then we're [26:37.000 --> 26:40.000] going to be on, like, fucking piss, bollocks, shit and all that. Like, kids are going to [26:40.000 --> 26:41.000] be crying and then fucking... [26:41.000 --> 26:42.000] Kids are going to cry! [26:42.000 --> 26:43.000] They're going to crash and then fucking... [26:43.000 --> 26:45.000] Yeah, it's probably you've just met my kid cat. [26:45.000 --> 26:49.000] Next thing you know, we're getting done for fucking manslaughter for fucking four people's [26:49.000 --> 26:50.000] deaths. [26:50.000 --> 26:53.000] Has anyone ever told you you're an overthinker? [26:53.000 --> 26:54.000] Er... no. [26:54.000 --> 26:56.000] You're an overthinker. [26:56.000 --> 26:58.000] I'm a little bit. [26:58.000 --> 26:59.000] Yeah. [26:59.000 --> 27:00.000] OK. [27:00.000 --> 27:01.000] Why don't you think about it? [27:01.000 --> 27:02.000] Because I do a lot. [27:02.000 --> 27:03.000] I'm well aware. [27:03.000 --> 27:06.000] My mind's just constantly running all the time. [27:06.000 --> 27:08.000] It's going at a mile an hour. [27:08.000 --> 27:09.000] Hmm. [27:09.000 --> 27:10.000] Well, is it going somewhere? [27:10.000 --> 27:11.000] Yeah. [27:11.000 --> 27:12.000] Anyway, what's happening with you? [27:12.000 --> 27:13.000] No, really. [27:13.000 --> 27:14.000] I didn't want to ask. [27:14.000 --> 27:16.000] That's why I asked about you. [27:16.000 --> 27:19.000] Is your life been that boring? [27:19.000 --> 27:21.000] I'm very vulnerable and sad right now. [27:21.000 --> 27:22.000] No, I'm not. [27:22.000 --> 27:23.000] That's a joke. [27:23.000 --> 27:26.000] Well, you've had, like, your last week, er... not physically going to unit. [27:26.000 --> 27:27.000] Fucking hell. [27:27.000 --> 27:28.000] Er, yeah. [27:28.000 --> 27:29.000] I've had exams. [27:29.000 --> 27:30.000] That's what I've been doing. [27:30.000 --> 27:33.000] Oh, yeah, we never spoke about your big exam. [27:33.000 --> 27:35.000] Obviously, I already know now how you did, but... [27:35.000 --> 27:37.000] Oh, I fucking... yeah, it went all right. [27:37.000 --> 27:38.000] The first one did, yeah. [27:38.000 --> 27:39.000] Er, it went all right. [27:39.000 --> 27:41.000] I got both the questions that I wanted. [27:41.000 --> 27:43.000] Er, so yeah, I think it went all right. [27:43.000 --> 27:46.000] I don't get my results back for fucking a while, though. [27:46.000 --> 27:47.000] Oh, it's torture. [27:47.000 --> 27:49.000] And I've had another exam, a multiple choice one. [27:49.000 --> 27:50.000] Erm... [27:50.000 --> 27:54.000] I struggled to revise for that one because, like, they wanted us to remember, like, fucking [27:54.000 --> 27:56.000] stupid amounts of things. [27:56.000 --> 27:58.000] Is it one of them where it's, like, straightforward, isn't it? [27:58.000 --> 27:59.000] It's only one answer. [27:59.000 --> 28:01.000] Or is it one of them where it says, [28:01.000 --> 28:03.000] three of these may be the correct answer, [28:03.000 --> 28:04.000] and one of them is wrong? [28:04.000 --> 28:07.000] Like, both of those things in the multiple choice. [28:07.000 --> 28:11.000] So it had a section where, like, there's only one out of these five things that's correct. [28:11.000 --> 28:12.000] Yeah, yeah. [28:12.000 --> 28:15.000] Er, but then on some of the questions, I was reading them, I was thinking, [28:15.000 --> 28:18.000] I'm, like, 98% certain that both of the... [28:18.000 --> 28:21.000] like, two of these answers out of the five could be correct. [28:21.000 --> 28:24.000] So, like, it's... you know, it's like that... [28:24.000 --> 28:27.000] that neck and neck that one's obviously more right than the other one. [28:27.000 --> 28:28.000] Yeah. [28:28.000 --> 28:29.000] It's weird. [28:29.000 --> 28:31.000] Er, and then the other section were like, [28:31.000 --> 28:35.000] Er, you need to put A, B, C, D, or E for, like... [28:35.000 --> 28:37.000] because there's, like... there's more than one correct. [28:37.000 --> 28:40.000] So it's like you put A if one, two, and three are correct. [28:40.000 --> 28:42.000] Or you put B if two and four are correct. [28:42.000 --> 28:44.000] Or you put C if one is correct. [28:44.000 --> 28:48.000] Or you put D if, like, two, three, and one are correct or something. [28:48.000 --> 28:49.000] Ha ha. [28:49.000 --> 28:51.000] I know that one's the same one as I said before, but... [28:51.000 --> 28:53.000] Er, I don't know, it's just weird. [28:53.000 --> 28:57.000] And then, they had a section on fucking extra reading bit that I didn't know that we needed to do. [28:57.000 --> 29:00.000] So I probably just guessed about 25 questions. [29:00.000 --> 29:02.000] When do you get to do a cap and gown? [29:02.000 --> 29:04.000] That's if I pass. [29:04.000 --> 29:05.000] No, let's just say you have. [29:05.000 --> 29:07.000] In, like, two and a half years. [29:07.000 --> 29:08.000] Oh, that one. [29:08.000 --> 29:09.000] Yeah. [29:09.000 --> 29:10.000] You're gonna be naked, don't you? [29:10.000 --> 29:11.000] Please be naked. [29:11.000 --> 29:12.000] Why would I be naked? [29:12.000 --> 29:13.000] It's funny, innit? [29:13.000 --> 29:14.000] Just... and if it's on a windy day, and... [29:14.000 --> 29:15.000] Ah, shit! [29:15.000 --> 29:17.000] I'm just fine when you're going to... [29:17.000 --> 29:20.000] I'm not thinking about my fucking small-ass cop while we're in cold wind! [29:20.000 --> 29:24.000] When you're going to text, whatever it is, you're degree. [29:24.000 --> 29:27.000] There's just a ghost in my thumbs up! [29:27.000 --> 29:29.000] That would be funny, though. [29:29.000 --> 29:30.000] Why would I ever? [29:30.000 --> 29:31.000] I'd just do it. [29:31.000 --> 29:33.000] Okay, bollock naked under me gown. [29:33.000 --> 29:35.000] You need to do it. [29:35.000 --> 29:36.000] Why? [29:36.000 --> 29:38.000] Cos I bet no-one else has ever done that. [29:38.000 --> 29:40.000] No-one else has ever pissed us out on stage. [29:40.000 --> 29:41.000] You don't need to do that. [29:41.000 --> 29:43.000] If I don't mind, you do yours. [29:43.000 --> 29:44.000] Can I wear a speedo? [29:44.000 --> 29:45.000] Yeah. [29:45.000 --> 29:46.000] Alright, I'll wear a speedo then. [29:46.000 --> 29:47.000] A thong one, though. [29:47.000 --> 29:48.000] Yeah. [29:48.000 --> 29:49.000] But, cheeks, I've gotta be out. [29:49.000 --> 29:51.000] Alright, I'll wear a speedo. [29:51.000 --> 29:52.000] Yeah. [29:52.000 --> 29:53.000] Well, you don't actually. [29:54.000 --> 29:55.000] Maybe. [29:56.000 --> 29:59.000] Yeah, but the thing is, though, the gown doesn't come to your ankles. [29:59.000 --> 30:01.000] So you're gonna see me having legs! [30:02.000 --> 30:03.000] God, you need to do it. [30:03.000 --> 30:05.000] I don't need to do it. [30:05.000 --> 30:06.000] What, you do? [30:06.000 --> 30:08.000] I'm not trying to go viral. [30:08.000 --> 30:10.000] You're trying to go viral and be a comedian. [30:10.000 --> 30:11.000] Yeah, but if you... [30:11.000 --> 30:14.000] But that's like why pissing yourself on stage is the exact thing that you need to do. [30:14.000 --> 30:16.000] No, but if you do that, then I can tell it later. [30:16.000 --> 30:18.000] Can't tell if it's fake, can I? [30:18.000 --> 30:19.000] Well, I suppose I can't. [30:19.000 --> 30:23.000] What about if I just, when I go up and get my fucking degree, or whatever it is... [30:23.000 --> 30:25.000] Oh, shout something. [30:25.000 --> 30:32.000] What about if I don't train whatsoever, so zero training, and I attempt to do a backflip [30:32.000 --> 30:33.000] on stage? [30:34.000 --> 30:35.000] Zero training, no! [30:35.000 --> 30:36.000] And attempt to do a backflip. [30:36.000 --> 30:37.000] Yeah, that would be funny. [30:37.000 --> 30:39.000] Just cripple me, send for the rest of my life. [30:39.000 --> 30:41.000] Oh, what you could do is... [30:41.000 --> 30:42.000] Let's think about it. [30:42.000 --> 30:47.000] When you go to receive it, bend over, and then have someone on back of you, what says [30:48.000 --> 30:50.000] And he has to put the diploma in your ass. [30:50.000 --> 30:52.000] I think he wouldn't give it to me. [30:52.000 --> 30:54.000] Like, sorry, you've been rejected. [30:54.000 --> 30:57.000] Have you seen them when they do it, and they're like coming fancy dressing that. [30:57.000 --> 30:59.000] Like, this full guy came to a full table. [30:59.000 --> 31:01.000] I'm pretty sure they're like all American. [31:01.000 --> 31:02.000] Yeah, it is, yeah. [31:02.000 --> 31:04.000] Well, it's mainly American thing, innit, cap and gown. [31:04.000 --> 31:05.000] Is it? [31:05.000 --> 31:06.000] Yeah. [31:06.000 --> 31:07.000] I mean, it does happen a lot here. [31:07.000 --> 31:08.000] Does it? [31:08.000 --> 31:09.000] Yes. [31:09.000 --> 31:10.000] What, but they don't... [31:10.000 --> 31:11.000] Do they do all the... [31:11.000 --> 31:13.000] We see people graduating all the time. [31:13.000 --> 31:15.000] Oh, does it wind you up? [31:15.000 --> 31:16.000] No. [31:17.000 --> 31:20.000] All I think about is I've got another two and a half years of fucking stress into it now. [31:20.000 --> 31:21.000] Fucking... [31:21.000 --> 31:23.000] You can have like the pointy hat. [31:23.000 --> 31:25.000] You don't get a pointy hat, it's a flat hat. [31:25.000 --> 31:29.000] It's like a round, it's like a fucking swim cap, and then it's like square on top. [31:29.000 --> 31:31.000] Yeah, but it's square, innit, so it's corners. [31:31.000 --> 31:32.000] Yeah, yeah, yeah. [31:32.000 --> 31:35.000] When he said pointy, I thought he meant like a fucking dunce hat. [31:35.000 --> 31:37.000] Not like a fucking straight up one. [31:37.000 --> 31:38.000] Like a wizard hat. [31:38.000 --> 31:42.000] Because I'm sure I've seen some where the banjo throwing caps in there, [31:42.000 --> 31:45.000] because it will like, when it falls down and if it lands on a point, [31:45.000 --> 31:47.000] it will fucking cut your head off. [31:47.000 --> 31:48.000] They're not fucking ninja stars, Billy. [31:48.000 --> 31:50.000] There's no way they're fucking people that much. [31:50.000 --> 31:51.000] Right, let me have a look. [31:51.000 --> 31:52.000] Let me have a look. [31:52.000 --> 31:53.000] There's no way. [31:53.000 --> 31:54.000] We haven't had a Google today. [31:54.000 --> 31:55.000] Let's have a Google. [31:55.000 --> 31:56.000] Fucking ninja stars, innit? [31:56.000 --> 31:58.000] I get if they're like fucking sticking, fucking... [31:58.000 --> 31:59.000] What's it called? [31:59.000 --> 32:01.000] It's family blades to it or something. [32:01.000 --> 32:02.000] That's true. [32:02.000 --> 32:03.000] Your... [32:04.000 --> 32:05.000] Hat. [32:06.000 --> 32:09.000] You're asking the wrong question, because that's literally just going to say yes. [32:09.000 --> 32:11.000] On graduation in the UK. [32:12.000 --> 32:13.000] Oh my God. [32:14.000 --> 32:15.000] Graduation. [32:16.000 --> 32:18.000] How many spell the mistakes if you want the same thing for me? [32:18.000 --> 32:19.000] Out of five! [32:21.000 --> 32:22.000] Have I ever put... I can't. [32:22.000 --> 32:24.000] I can throw at you. [32:25.000 --> 32:26.000] Fuck. [32:26.000 --> 32:28.000] Have you... Have you good? Are you good? [32:28.000 --> 32:30.000] We're... Yeah, we're searching. [32:34.000 --> 32:35.000] Do you know what you can't? [32:35.000 --> 32:36.000] You can't. [32:36.000 --> 32:40.000] UK grads have been told to mime throwing their... [32:40.000 --> 32:43.000] monetary boards, as it is safer. [32:44.000 --> 32:46.000] So you have to do the gesture. [32:47.000 --> 32:48.000] Yay! [32:48.000 --> 32:51.000] Why are we so soft as a society nowadays? [32:51.000 --> 32:53.000] Like, what is going off? [32:54.000 --> 32:57.000] Well, I think... I don't know. I think this is... [32:57.000 --> 33:01.000] How many people have actually got injured from people throwing their axe in air? [33:02.000 --> 33:04.000] Probably more than you think. [33:05.000 --> 33:08.000] So it'll be at the university's discretion. [33:11.000 --> 33:15.000] Is there a rules against me using it as a fucking ninja throwing star and throwing it at somebody? [33:16.000 --> 33:19.000] So, apparently, a statement addressed to the students, [33:19.000 --> 33:22.000] it is a request that graduates, those about to graduate, [33:22.000 --> 33:25.000] do not throw their hats in the air, as this is not... [33:25.000 --> 33:28.000] this is not only causes damages to their hearts. [33:29.000 --> 33:30.000] Don't you have to keep the hats? [33:30.000 --> 33:31.000] Obviously not. [33:31.000 --> 33:35.000] But can also injure if the corner of the hat hits... [33:35.000 --> 33:38.000] hits the gondard or others nearby. [33:38.000 --> 33:40.000] Oh, is that like another word for a graduate? [33:40.000 --> 33:42.000] I've no idea, pal. [33:43.000 --> 33:44.000] Do you not get to keep the hat on that? [33:44.000 --> 33:45.000] No, you don't get to keep it. [33:45.000 --> 33:47.000] Oh, I didn't know that. [33:49.000 --> 33:50.000] It better come washed. [33:50.000 --> 33:53.000] I'm not fucking washing somebody else's greasy shit, do you know what I mean? [33:53.000 --> 33:56.000] You're gonna have to graffiti it so that everyone who ever wears it in future knows. [33:56.000 --> 33:59.000] I'm gonna probably put my name inside of it. [33:59.000 --> 34:03.000] So, yeah, so show me your practice, throwing your hat in the air. [34:05.000 --> 34:07.000] That's gonna be bad. [34:09.000 --> 34:10.000] You're just gonna do it, aren't you? [34:10.000 --> 34:12.000] I'm gonna do it, yeah. [34:12.000 --> 34:14.000] And then, well, what are they gonna do, kick your hat? [34:14.000 --> 34:17.000] I'm finished. I've got my degree now, I'm done. [34:17.000 --> 34:19.000] Yeah, the university has abandoned it. [34:20.000 --> 34:21.000] Wow. [34:21.000 --> 34:22.000] Mad. [34:23.000 --> 34:25.000] That elephant's saved, yeah. [34:26.000 --> 34:27.000] Yeah. [34:29.000 --> 34:30.000] So, anyway, what else have you been doing? [34:30.000 --> 34:33.000] Anybody that listens to this, by the way, that doesn't drink, [34:33.000 --> 34:40.000] I picked up a non-alcoholic gin, rhubarb and ginger gin, [34:40.000 --> 34:43.000] from own bargains for a fiver over there. [34:43.000 --> 34:44.000] Right, nice. [34:44.000 --> 34:45.000] Get you to send some of that if you don't drink. [34:45.000 --> 34:46.000] Where from? [34:46.000 --> 34:47.000] Own bargains. [34:47.000 --> 34:48.000] Own bargains? [34:48.000 --> 34:49.000] I've been there today. [34:49.000 --> 34:50.000] Have you? [34:50.000 --> 34:51.000] What have you been for? [34:51.000 --> 34:52.000] I've got mine. [34:52.000 --> 34:54.000] You got some rape bargains from own bargains, can't you? [34:54.000 --> 34:56.000] You can fucking surprisingly, you can, yeah. [34:57.000 --> 35:00.000] Do you know what always freaks me out, and they only ever see me knowing bargains? [35:00.000 --> 35:02.000] The cut-out person of the policeman. [35:02.000 --> 35:03.000] It's weird, isn't it? [35:03.000 --> 35:05.000] Why is it just on bargains? Why? [35:06.000 --> 35:09.000] Is there some black fucking crackhead or is there some thief just going to come in and [35:09.000 --> 35:10.000] it's like, shit, oh, no. [35:11.000 --> 35:13.000] Well, I think it's trying to do like the scarecrow effect, isn't it? [35:13.000 --> 35:14.000] That's what it is. [35:15.000 --> 35:17.000] You walk in and go, ooh, fuck that. [35:18.000 --> 35:19.000] But what is the point of it? [35:20.000 --> 35:22.000] Exactly that, it's probably the scarecrow thing. [35:24.000 --> 35:27.000] But yeah, I got some honey roasted kp nuts, mate. [35:27.000 --> 35:28.000] Yeah, they're nice, aren't they? [35:28.000 --> 35:29.000] Fucking banging. [35:29.000 --> 35:33.000] I picked up some maple syrup from own bargains as well. [35:33.000 --> 35:35.000] Oh, what's happening with your sugar thing? [35:35.000 --> 35:36.000] I can eat sugar now. [35:36.000 --> 35:37.000] Oh, are we only doing it for January? [35:37.000 --> 35:38.000] Yeah, we're only doing it for January. [35:38.000 --> 35:40.000] I don't think I can do it for a year, no way. [35:41.000 --> 35:42.000] Well, I can't. [35:42.000 --> 35:43.000] Well, well done. [35:43.000 --> 35:44.000] Thanks, Bob. [35:44.000 --> 35:45.000] For doing it for your month. [35:45.000 --> 35:46.000] There you go, that's what your present was for. [35:46.000 --> 35:47.000] Yeah, cheers, mate. [35:47.000 --> 35:48.000] So you got rewarded. [35:50.000 --> 35:53.000] Well, obviously I went out for some, oh, I had to go and get one of those fucking [35:53.000 --> 35:54.000] mop things. [35:55.000 --> 35:56.000] The shark things. [35:56.000 --> 35:57.000] No, the mop. [35:57.000 --> 35:58.000] The spray mops. [35:58.000 --> 35:59.000] The spray mops, that's it. [35:59.000 --> 36:01.000] Yeah, let's go and get one of them. [36:01.000 --> 36:04.000] I got sent, I got banished out of the house. [36:04.000 --> 36:05.000] Banished from the household. [36:05.000 --> 36:07.000] Yeah, let's go and pick stuff up. [36:08.000 --> 36:11.000] Anything else before we go to the segment? [36:12.000 --> 36:13.000] I don't think so. [36:13.000 --> 36:14.000] No, you ready for it then? [36:14.000 --> 36:16.000] Have you got any shout outs about what you want to do? [36:16.000 --> 36:19.000] No, no, no, no, not this time. [36:19.000 --> 36:20.000] No? [36:20.000 --> 36:21.000] No, I can't think of. [36:21.000 --> 36:22.000] Right then? [36:22.000 --> 36:23.000] Shout out, be right there. [36:23.000 --> 36:24.000] Yeah? [36:25.000 --> 36:26.000] Because we're going live. [36:26.000 --> 36:27.000] Yeah? [36:27.000 --> 36:28.000] 16th of March. [36:28.000 --> 36:29.000] Yeah. [36:31.000 --> 36:32.000] Yeah, I'm ready. [36:33.000 --> 36:35.000] Three, two, one. [36:36.000 --> 36:40.000] Segment time, segment time, it is segment time. [36:41.000 --> 36:46.000] Shout it in my bum. [36:49.000 --> 36:50.000] Magic. [36:50.000 --> 36:52.000] Oh, let's just point it out there and all. [36:52.000 --> 36:55.000] Because we did advertise a lot of rate that the fact we were going to have a guest [36:55.000 --> 36:56.000] on today, yesterday. [36:56.000 --> 36:57.000] Oh yeah, shit. [36:58.000 --> 36:59.000] It worked here in Sedon. [36:59.000 --> 37:01.000] Yeah, it will be coming on. [37:01.000 --> 37:07.000] It will be coming on and we've had to reorganise through no fault of anybody's. [37:07.000 --> 37:10.000] He's tried to get the train strikes are going off. [37:10.000 --> 37:11.000] It's nobody's problem. [37:11.000 --> 37:12.000] It is what it is, isn't it? [37:12.000 --> 37:13.000] It's just one of them things. [37:13.000 --> 37:14.000] What the fuck are they striking for now? [37:14.000 --> 37:15.000] I don't know. [37:15.000 --> 37:16.000] Do you know what? [37:16.000 --> 37:17.000] I heard as well. [37:17.000 --> 37:21.000] I can't remember which country it were but it was an Asian country and when their [37:21.000 --> 37:28.000] train operators go on strike, right, what they do is they still turn up for work [37:28.000 --> 37:30.000] but they just don't charge anybody. [37:30.000 --> 37:31.000] They don't charge anybody's fares. [37:31.000 --> 37:36.000] So the entire system keeps running so the only people that are getting hurt are the [37:36.000 --> 37:37.000] big fucking bosses. [37:37.000 --> 37:38.000] Yeah, because they're not getting any money. [37:38.000 --> 37:39.000] Yeah. [37:39.000 --> 37:42.000] So they still turn up, they still do the shifts so that everybody can get to work [37:42.000 --> 37:46.000] on that so there's nobody disgruntled and then that also gets people on the [37:46.000 --> 37:48.000] fucking train people's side and saying why aren't you paying them more. [37:48.000 --> 37:50.000] They just don't charge anybody. [37:50.000 --> 37:52.000] I think that's the lesson. [37:52.000 --> 37:54.000] That's a fantastic idea, isn't it? [37:54.000 --> 37:55.000] That's a great lesson. [37:55.000 --> 37:58.000] Then the only people, so it's even worse that the trains aren't running. [37:58.000 --> 38:00.000] It's worse than the trains not running. [38:00.000 --> 38:03.000] The trains are running so you're getting the operating costs and then you're not [38:03.000 --> 38:05.000] getting any money from passengers. [38:05.000 --> 38:06.000] Yeah. [38:06.000 --> 38:11.000] So train striking people, you need to do that. [38:11.000 --> 38:13.000] Let's be honest, I bet A for them. [38:13.000 --> 38:15.000] What if strides are just wanting fucking day off? [38:15.000 --> 38:16.000] Probably, yeah. [38:16.000 --> 38:19.000] And just go, like when teachers strike, do you actually care? [38:19.000 --> 38:20.000] No. [38:20.000 --> 38:22.000] But I'm going to strike because I want day off. [38:22.000 --> 38:23.000] Yeah. [38:23.000 --> 38:25.000] Anyway, segment. [38:25.000 --> 38:27.000] I don't know how to explain it. [38:27.000 --> 38:28.000] You explain it to your segment. [38:28.000 --> 38:33.000] So basically it's called 25 Words or Less. [38:33.000 --> 38:35.000] I froze. [38:35.000 --> 38:36.000] 25 Words or Less. [38:36.000 --> 38:38.000] And you're going to do stand up. [38:38.000 --> 38:39.000] Yeah. [38:39.000 --> 38:41.000] 25 Words or Less. [38:41.000 --> 38:48.000] And basically, I'm going to say a word that is associated with my actual [38:48.000 --> 38:53.000] word and then you're going to have to try and guess with what word I've used [38:53.000 --> 38:54.000] associated. [38:54.000 --> 38:56.000] And we've got eight words each. [38:56.000 --> 39:03.000] And if I say 25 words and you haven't got all my eight, you lose. [39:03.000 --> 39:04.000] No. [39:04.000 --> 39:05.000] No. [39:05.000 --> 39:06.000] Right. [39:06.000 --> 39:08.000] Let me just say it properly for everybody who wants to know how it's actually [39:08.000 --> 39:09.000] going to work. [39:09.000 --> 39:10.000] Yeah, go on. [39:10.000 --> 39:11.000] This is where you're actually coming under. [39:11.000 --> 39:12.000] Yeah. [39:12.000 --> 39:15.000] So me and Billy have both picked eight words. [39:15.000 --> 39:16.000] Yeah. [39:16.000 --> 39:22.000] And the game of the game is for the other person to get those words without exceeding [39:22.000 --> 39:24.000] the word limit of 25 words. [39:24.000 --> 39:27.000] So you can't have more than 25 guesses, basically. [39:27.000 --> 39:31.000] But to help you, I'm going to say a word that is closely related to my actual word. [39:31.000 --> 39:32.000] Yeah, that's a lot better. [39:32.000 --> 39:33.000] Yeah. [39:33.000 --> 39:34.000] There we go. [39:34.000 --> 39:35.000] Thank you. [39:35.000 --> 39:36.000] So you've got 25 guesses basically. [39:36.000 --> 39:37.000] Thank you. [39:37.000 --> 39:40.000] How are we going to track? [39:40.000 --> 39:44.000] Track, actually, on mine. [39:44.000 --> 39:48.000] Just go on your actual notepad, on your notes, and then write, just put like an I. [39:48.000 --> 39:52.000] I'll just put like an I every time we've done a word. [39:52.000 --> 39:54.000] Who's going first? [39:54.000 --> 39:55.000] Sorry. [39:55.000 --> 40:00.000] I know we're going to do it in front of the camera, but I can't. [40:00.000 --> 40:01.000] Three. [40:01.000 --> 40:02.000] Three, two, one, go. [40:02.000 --> 40:03.000] Three, two. [40:03.000 --> 40:04.000] You started fast. [40:04.000 --> 40:05.000] You started fast. [40:05.000 --> 40:06.000] Go on. [40:06.000 --> 40:09.000] Three, two, one, go. [40:09.000 --> 40:10.000] Shit. [40:10.000 --> 40:13.000] You little bitch. [40:13.000 --> 40:15.000] I'll go first. [40:15.000 --> 40:18.000] Are you ready? [40:18.000 --> 40:19.000] Yes. [40:19.000 --> 40:20.000] Trump. [40:20.000 --> 40:21.000] President. [40:21.000 --> 40:22.000] Gas. [40:22.000 --> 40:23.000] Fart. [40:23.000 --> 40:24.000] Yes. [40:24.000 --> 40:27.000] Oh, you've had two. [40:27.000 --> 40:33.000] Did I get that? [40:33.000 --> 40:36.000] The first one, yeah. [40:36.000 --> 40:39.000] Right, second one. [40:39.000 --> 40:40.000] Milk. [40:40.000 --> 40:42.000] No, I do all mine. [40:42.000 --> 40:43.000] Oh, sorry. [40:43.000 --> 40:44.000] Sorry. [40:44.000 --> 40:48.000] Thought it was a one-on-one situation. [40:48.000 --> 40:50.000] Pool pipe. [40:50.000 --> 40:51.000] Shitter. [40:51.000 --> 40:55.000] Did I get that or not? [40:55.000 --> 40:57.000] Because you didn't say anything. [40:57.000 --> 40:58.000] No, sorry. [40:58.000 --> 41:02.000] I just need to keep remembering to press something. [41:02.000 --> 41:03.000] Boat plug. [41:03.000 --> 41:04.000] Asshole. [41:04.000 --> 41:05.000] You know. [41:05.000 --> 41:09.000] Yes, but you've got to wait for me to say the word first. [41:09.000 --> 41:11.000] Yeah, but I got it though, didn't I? [41:11.000 --> 41:12.000] Yeah. [41:12.000 --> 41:13.000] Okay. [41:13.000 --> 41:14.000] Small. [41:14.000 --> 41:15.000] Tall. [41:15.000 --> 41:16.000] Dwarf. [41:16.000 --> 41:17.000] Midget. [41:17.000 --> 41:18.000] Yes. [41:18.000 --> 41:19.000] Boobs. [41:19.000 --> 41:20.000] Penis. [41:20.000 --> 41:21.000] Press. [41:21.000 --> 41:24.000] Nick, can't you hear me? [41:24.000 --> 41:25.000] No. [41:25.000 --> 41:26.000] No. [41:26.000 --> 41:27.000] No. [41:27.000 --> 41:28.000] No. [41:28.000 --> 41:29.000] No. [41:29.000 --> 41:30.000] No. [41:30.000 --> 41:31.000] No. [41:31.000 --> 41:32.000] No. [41:32.000 --> 41:33.000] No. [41:33.000 --> 41:34.000] No. [41:34.000 --> 41:35.000] No. [41:35.000 --> 41:36.000] No. [41:36.000 --> 41:37.000] No. [41:37.000 --> 41:38.000] No. [41:38.000 --> 41:39.000] No. [41:39.000 --> 41:40.000] Press. [41:40.000 --> 41:42.000] No, you can't just keep guessing. [41:42.000 --> 41:45.000] You've got to wait for me to say my word. [41:45.000 --> 41:47.000] Nipple. [41:47.000 --> 41:50.000] Tip wank. [41:50.000 --> 41:54.000] Breast milk. [41:54.000 --> 41:56.000] Baby. [41:56.000 --> 41:58.000] No. [41:58.000 --> 42:00.000] Buzzums. [42:00.000 --> 42:02.000] Ticks. [42:02.000 --> 42:03.000] Yes. [42:03.000 --> 42:04.000] Right. [42:04.000 --> 42:05.000] Fucking hell. [42:05.000 --> 42:06.000] Hair. [42:06.000 --> 42:07.000] Boobs. [42:07.000 --> 42:08.000] Oh yeah. [42:08.000 --> 42:09.000] You got that. [42:09.000 --> 42:10.000] Jamaican. [42:10.000 --> 42:11.000] Joke. [42:11.000 --> 42:12.000] Joke chicken. [42:12.000 --> 42:13.000] No. [42:13.000 --> 42:14.000] No. [42:14.000 --> 42:15.000] No. [42:15.000 --> 42:16.000] No. [42:16.000 --> 42:17.000] No. [42:17.000 --> 42:18.000] No. [42:18.000 --> 42:19.000] No. [42:19.000 --> 42:20.000] No. [42:20.000 --> 42:21.000] No. [42:21.000 --> 42:22.000] No. [42:22.000 --> 42:23.000] No. [42:23.000 --> 42:24.000] No. [42:24.000 --> 42:25.000] No. [42:25.000 --> 42:26.000] No. [42:26.000 --> 42:27.000] No. [42:27.000 --> 42:28.000] No. [42:28.000 --> 42:29.000] No. [42:29.000 --> 42:30.000] No. [42:30.000 --> 42:31.000] No. [42:31.000 --> 42:32.000] No. [42:32.000 --> 42:33.000] Uh. [42:33.000 --> 42:34.000] invested enough. [42:34.000 --> 42:35.000] Um. [42:35.000 --> 42:36.000] Mouse. [42:36.000 --> 42:37.000] Mouse. [42:37.000 --> 42:38.000] Rat. [42:38.000 --> 42:39.000] No. [42:39.000 --> 42:40.000] Um. [42:40.000 --> 42:44.000] No. [42:44.000 --> 42:51.000] Dreadlocks. [42:51.000 --> 42:55.000] No. [42:55.000 --> 43:00.000] Uhhhhh... [43:00.000 --> 43:10.000] Is it just going to freeze? [43:10.000 --> 43:13.000] Yeah, umm, I don't know. [43:13.000 --> 43:16.000] You think we've got to keep going? [43:16.000 --> 43:18.000] Or you'll lose? [43:18.000 --> 43:20.000] Umm... [43:20.000 --> 43:22.000] Give me another word. [43:22.000 --> 43:24.000] I'm trying. [43:24.000 --> 43:26.000] I've made it so obvious. [43:26.000 --> 43:28.000] Umm... [43:28.000 --> 43:33.000] Bob Marley. [43:33.000 --> 43:37.000] Reggae. [43:37.000 --> 43:42.000] Umm, I don't know what they're called, but then like, big beanie hats. [43:42.000 --> 43:45.000] What, I've got Jamaican colours. [43:45.000 --> 43:48.000] Fucking hell, Billy. [43:48.000 --> 43:54.000] Oh my gosh, you're going to lose. [43:54.000 --> 43:55.000] Do you want to escape? [43:55.000 --> 43:56.000] Yes, please. [43:56.000 --> 43:58.000] You give me Jamaican and dreadlocks. [43:58.000 --> 44:03.000] Yeah, it was a Rastafarian. [44:03.000 --> 44:07.000] Uhh, snow. [44:07.000 --> 44:08.000] Ice. [44:08.000 --> 44:09.000] No. [44:09.000 --> 44:12.000] Bag. [44:12.000 --> 44:13.000] Cocaine. [44:13.000 --> 44:16.000] Yes. [44:16.000 --> 44:22.000] Nude. [44:22.000 --> 44:23.000] Pawn. [44:23.000 --> 44:26.000] Nope. [44:26.000 --> 44:29.000] Nudity. [44:29.000 --> 44:30.000] Naked. [44:30.000 --> 44:31.000] Yes. [44:31.000 --> 44:32.000] That's it. [44:32.000 --> 44:33.000] That's my words. [44:33.000 --> 44:34.000] Oh, okay. [44:34.000 --> 44:36.000] Shut it. [44:36.000 --> 44:39.000] Uhh... [44:39.000 --> 44:41.000] Milk. [44:41.000 --> 44:42.000] Cow. [44:42.000 --> 44:43.000] No. [44:43.000 --> 44:49.000] You need to do a line for you. [44:49.000 --> 44:52.000] Umm... [44:52.000 --> 44:55.000] Almond. [44:55.000 --> 44:57.000] No. [44:57.000 --> 44:59.000] Say a word then. [44:59.000 --> 45:03.000] Uhh... [45:03.000 --> 45:05.000] Fermented. [45:05.000 --> 45:06.000] Boer. [45:06.000 --> 45:10.000] No. [45:10.000 --> 45:13.000] Say a word. [45:13.000 --> 45:14.000] Edom. [45:14.000 --> 45:15.000] Jeez. [45:15.000 --> 45:16.000] Yes. [45:16.000 --> 45:22.000] Yes. [45:22.000 --> 45:23.000] Spongebob. [45:23.000 --> 45:24.000] Squarepants. [45:24.000 --> 45:25.000] No. [45:25.000 --> 45:28.000] Oh. [45:28.000 --> 45:29.000] Pineapple. [45:29.000 --> 45:30.000] Yes. [45:30.000 --> 45:34.000] Oh, you didn't say a word. [45:34.000 --> 45:35.000] The moon. [45:35.000 --> 45:36.000] The sun. [45:36.000 --> 45:37.000] Yes. [45:37.000 --> 45:39.000] They're going to blow up the sun. [45:39.000 --> 45:40.000] Remember that? [45:40.000 --> 45:41.000] Yeah. [45:41.000 --> 45:44.000] Uhh... [45:44.000 --> 45:45.000] Rollerblades. [45:45.000 --> 45:46.000] Ice skates. [45:46.000 --> 45:47.000] No. [45:47.000 --> 45:55.000] Umm... [45:55.000 --> 45:58.000] Broken ankles. [45:58.000 --> 46:01.000] Okay. [46:01.000 --> 46:06.000] No. [46:06.000 --> 46:08.000] The weird chain that people have on the trousers. [46:08.000 --> 46:10.000] Jeans. [46:10.000 --> 46:12.000] That goes from the back pocket to the front pocket. [46:12.000 --> 46:15.000] It's like just a chain. [46:15.000 --> 46:18.000] I'm not holding it. [46:18.000 --> 46:20.000] Uhh... [46:20.000 --> 46:21.000] Hipsters? [46:21.000 --> 46:23.000] No. [46:23.000 --> 46:25.000] You're going to have to give me another clue. [46:25.000 --> 46:28.000] Uhh... [46:28.000 --> 46:30.000] Tony Orks. [46:30.000 --> 46:31.000] Gay-bard! [46:31.000 --> 46:35.000] Yes. [46:35.000 --> 46:36.000] Yeah. [46:36.000 --> 46:37.000] Cow. [46:38.000 --> 46:39.000] You've already said... [46:39.000 --> 46:40.000] Oh no, you said no. [46:40.000 --> 46:41.000] Uhh... [46:41.000 --> 46:43.000] Beef. [46:43.000 --> 46:46.000] No. [46:46.000 --> 46:48.000] Cow. [46:48.000 --> 46:50.000] She just keeps saying cow. [46:50.000 --> 46:51.000] Uhh... [46:51.000 --> 46:52.000] Bull. [46:52.000 --> 46:55.000] No. [46:55.000 --> 46:56.000] Cow. [46:56.000 --> 46:57.000] I can't... [46:57.000 --> 46:58.000] Milk. [46:58.000 --> 46:59.000] No. [46:59.000 --> 47:02.000] Uhh... [47:02.000 --> 47:04.000] Surely you can think of another associated word. [47:04.000 --> 47:06.000] Cast iron. [47:06.000 --> 47:09.000] Cast iron. [47:09.000 --> 47:10.000] Cow. [47:10.000 --> 47:11.000] Cattle. [47:11.000 --> 47:12.000] No! [47:12.000 --> 47:15.000] Heheheheheheh! [47:15.000 --> 47:16.000] No. [47:16.000 --> 47:17.000] Uhh... [47:17.000 --> 47:18.000] It is another word. [47:18.000 --> 47:19.000] Can I make a sound? [47:19.000 --> 47:20.000] Yeah. [47:20.000 --> 47:24.000] Thsssssssss. [47:24.000 --> 47:25.000] Cow. [47:25.000 --> 47:27.000] Cast iron. [47:27.000 --> 47:30.000] Steel. [47:30.000 --> 47:32.000] No... [47:32.000 --> 47:36.320] Oh, what's it called? Branding. [47:36.320 --> 47:39.480] No. [47:39.480 --> 47:42.080] Cuts of meat. [47:42.080 --> 47:48.320] Steak. Yes. [47:48.320 --> 47:51.280] Stew. [47:51.280 --> 47:55.440] Yorkshire pudding. No. Enderson's relish. No, that's two. [47:55.560 --> 47:57.200] Shit. [47:57.200 --> 48:01.800] Erm... [48:01.800 --> 48:02.840] Mmm... [48:02.840 --> 48:06.120] Stew. Dumplings. No. [48:06.120 --> 48:13.120] You didn't let me say a word either. Oh shit, go on. [48:16.320 --> 48:20.040] Small. [48:20.040 --> 48:22.440] Stew and small. [48:22.440 --> 48:26.200] Stew and small. [48:26.200 --> 48:28.440] Stew and small. [48:28.440 --> 48:31.160] Erm... [48:31.160 --> 48:32.440] Potato? [48:32.440 --> 48:34.200] No. [48:34.200 --> 48:35.600] Is this a really hard one? [48:35.600 --> 48:38.840] Big ears. [48:38.840 --> 48:41.160] Stew and small. [48:41.160 --> 48:42.880] Big ears. Oh my god. [48:42.880 --> 48:45.000] Stew and small. [48:45.000 --> 48:47.960] Big ears. Stew and small. [48:47.960 --> 48:49.720] Erm... [48:49.720 --> 48:52.600] I don't know if I've ever stuck on this one. [48:52.600 --> 48:53.320] Erm... [48:53.320 --> 48:57.240] Big ears. Stew and small. [48:57.240 --> 48:58.200] Big ears. No idea. [48:58.200 --> 49:00.600] Alice in Wonderland. [49:00.600 --> 49:02.520] Oh fucking, I have no idea. [49:02.520 --> 49:06.040] I don't watch it. Cat in the Art. No. [49:06.040 --> 49:06.920] Erm... [49:06.920 --> 49:08.760] The fucking rabbit. [49:08.760 --> 49:10.640] There you go. Rabbit. [49:10.640 --> 49:11.760] I don't know his name. [49:11.760 --> 49:12.760] It's Rabbit. [49:12.760 --> 49:14.920] Oh, his name's Rabbit. No, the word is Rabbit. [49:14.920 --> 49:18.520] Oh, the name... Oh, right. The word is Rabbit. [49:18.520 --> 49:19.880] Is that it? [49:19.880 --> 49:21.680] Erm... No, one more. [49:21.680 --> 49:25.560] Erm... [49:25.560 --> 49:27.720] Why were none of yours rude? [49:27.720 --> 49:28.840] I don't know. [49:28.840 --> 49:31.680] Er, roof. [49:31.680 --> 49:33.480] House? Yes. [49:33.480 --> 49:34.520] Perfect. [49:34.520 --> 49:39.280] Er, one more. [49:39.280 --> 49:42.560] Men. Women? No. [49:42.560 --> 49:46.560] Peanuts? Yes. [49:46.560 --> 49:49.000] Did you do all your eight? Yeah. [49:49.000 --> 49:52.800] Er, yeah. Yeah. [49:52.800 --> 49:55.440] That it? Yeah, I think so. That's his date. [49:55.440 --> 49:57.360] Oh, else. [49:57.360 --> 49:59.680] Well, I don't think so. Do you want a plug-out? [49:59.680 --> 50:01.840] Er... [50:01.840 --> 50:05.160] We'll let you know when Billy's doing his stand-up. We'll let you know time and a place. [50:05.160 --> 50:07.480] And then everybody can go and watch him. Yeah. [50:07.480 --> 50:10.560] Er, get a load of people to watch him for his first go. Yeah. [50:10.560 --> 50:11.680] Er... [50:11.680 --> 50:13.480] For me to piss me off then. Yeah. [50:13.480 --> 50:16.040] You need to do that. That'd be so funny. [50:16.040 --> 50:18.320] Er, what else is there that we can plug? [50:18.320 --> 50:20.560] Open shout-out. [50:20.560 --> 50:22.960] I'd like to say thank you... [50:22.960 --> 50:25.360] just from the bottom of my heart and Billy's. [50:25.360 --> 50:28.840] You don't know what we're saying thanks for, but erm... No. [50:28.840 --> 50:30.520] To you... [50:30.520 --> 50:31.640] Seven followers. [50:31.640 --> 50:33.600] You seven listeners. [50:33.600 --> 50:35.840] We've not spoke to you in a while, but... [50:35.840 --> 50:37.040] Why have what they done now? [50:37.040 --> 50:38.320] They've just multiplied. [50:38.320 --> 50:39.760] Oh, yeah, they have, yeah. Again. [50:39.760 --> 50:41.120] Yeah, big ratings. [50:41.120 --> 50:45.280] They keep making all these fake things that we can see. [50:45.400 --> 50:49.320] These downloads and everything and we look like... [50:49.320 --> 50:51.600] Your mechanism feels fantastic. [50:51.600 --> 50:54.160] That looks great. We look like we're doing great well. [50:54.160 --> 50:55.920] And we're going to be famous. Yeah. [50:55.920 --> 50:59.400] Billy's almost quit his job twice in like the last three weeks. [50:59.400 --> 51:01.440] Er, so thank you to you guys for listening. [51:01.440 --> 51:03.240] Er, we appreciate you guys. [51:03.240 --> 51:04.960] Er, thanks for everything. [51:04.960 --> 51:06.880] Er, yeah, that's it. Thanks guys. [51:06.880 --> 51:09.520] Cheers guys. Bye. Bye. Transcription results written to '/home/forge/transcribe3.sonicengage.com/releases/20240204160217' directory