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[00:00.000 --> 00:30.000] Shall we do a podcast? What will we even call it? MindMap! Ah, go on then. Welcome back to another episode of MindMap with Billy & Jack. Nobody fucking cares about that. Did you know that the ancient Greeks...
[00:30.000 --> 01:00.000] Invented cheesecake? No. Yeah. What, it went that long ago? Ancient Greeks invented cheesecake. So, over 4,000 years ago, in the 5th century BC, the ancient Greeks on the island of Samos created the earliest known cheesecake. This was a rudimentary cheesecake and was made with patties and fresh cheese that were then pounded smooth with flour and honey. So they weren't the biscuit there?
[01:00.000 --> 01:30.000] No, I don't think it was biscuit, but it's still a cheesecake. It's the earliest known cheesecake. Wow. Eating cheesecake back then. Cheesecake is fucking old. Just fading a line and then just treating sense over the cheesecake after. It's like a nice lemon cheesecake now. Be alright, wouldn't it? I just want to get out there before I forget because it's going to go out in my mind. Right, before Bluetooth is a joke or anything. We've been trying to get laptop on for like 10, 15 minutes.
[01:30.000 --> 02:00.000] And Billy were making all kinds of like ungodly promises to get this laptop on. And the one that he made and then it turned on after is Billy said that it'd go vegan for a month. And then it turned on. So, you're going to have to do it for a month, Bill. Charlie, that's not true though. You said it. And you were saying all kinds of things and it didn't turn on. The one that you said... Do you think I could just get the heart rate back on if I just didn't do it? I think it would, yeah. It turned on. You made a promise. You put it out. Do you think I could just get it back on if I just didn't do it? I think it would, yeah. It turned on. You made a promise.
[02:00.000 --> 02:30.000] You put it out to your universe and you said it for a month. And it came on. I don't even know what I can do as a vegan. You can still eat food. Yeah, but barely. I mean, not really. Like there's a lot of vegan food that you can eat. I'm not a vegan for anybody listening, but anymore. What work then? We're vegetarian. So, I can't, I'm milk.
[02:30.000 --> 03:00.000] No. I've got a funny thing for you. Stop changing subject. Yeah. I'll try it. You're going to have to at least try it because you... I won't try it. I don't want to die. I don't want to be struck by lightning. And it came on immediately after you finished that sentence. That was freaky that. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. I just wanted to get that out there and just put it out to listeners as well. So, you can't backtrack on it now because it's not just between me and you. It's between me. You want listeners and all.
[03:00.000 --> 03:30.000] There's eight people that are holding you to it now. They're not put for one with me. I'm in a big fucking stake later. No. Yeah. What I found funny over there and I thought about it when I was thinking over stuff is what did the fuck it? What were the first person ever doing when he discovered milk come out with cow? Yeah. We're obviously sad, lonely and depressed and what that's I'm loving in his life. Do you imagine just asking him afterwards? Like, even just running out. I've found this.
[03:30.000 --> 04:00.000] Liquid is nice and I've found it. How did you find that, John? Well, where did it come out of John? Well, to be fair. If you think about it logically, milk was probably no out of milk, probably about 10,000 years ago. Because if you look at mammals, were they exact same? So, I don't know.
[04:00.000 --> 04:29.940] I just got like 2,000 years ago before like the fucking the fake baby milk thing were a thing. How did you feed babies? Yeah, that's us. Yeah, you're like son to a tat. Yeah. Right. So, why would you do that to an animal? Right. Listen, where a mammal cows are also a mammal. So, mammals mean they have like cows, they have like milk. So, the mother feeds the baby somehow like through milk. Yeah. So, you put two and two together and think,
[04:30.000 --> 04:44.320] that's milk that. I don't know what that will like. I remember sucking the mother's tit. That was nice. I want to suck that. So, I'm going to get, I'm going to squeeze that nipple and I'm going to see if it works. And that will probably, that's probably how it happened. Why are you trying to justify him?
[04:44.320 --> 04:59.640] They were being fucking weird. We are cow in a shed. They were using logic. They were being weird. That's what they were doing. They were using logic. They were being... Women get birth. They have a baby, feed the baby on the boob. The cow's order is the boob.
[04:59.640 --> 05:05.960] The cows are feeding. Yeah. You'd just see the cow naturally go to the boat to the order. So, why would you naturally think I want some of that?
[05:05.960 --> 05:11.880] Because you'd just try it, wouldn't you? But then, if you were starving, you imagine you got a cow and you didn't want to kill it. It's like a dairy cow.
[05:11.880 --> 05:19.840] You'd eat it, you'd just eat the cow. Yeah, but or, or you could get some milk, you could get some calories. We are killing the cow.
[05:19.840 --> 05:28.880] No. No. So, that's thinking in the future and not now, that's sacrificing the present for the future. Jack the millester to cow.
[05:28.880 --> 05:36.880] Okay. Deal with it. Right. And then they started doing it way over animal. You'd just want to think that fucking, told Paul we'd just bent over sucking this cow's fucking under it, don't you?
[05:36.880 --> 05:43.880] It what? Right, okay. It's got to have been. Right. What do you think you do? Tripped and fell over it and it just squared him in face. And he went...
[05:43.880 --> 05:51.880] No. No. I think people back then weren't as stupid as what you think they are. Probably not. But they were still doing some dodgy shit with cows.
[05:51.880 --> 05:57.880] Oh, somebody definitely were. Yeah, but to be fair to you, in today's society, people still do stupid shit.
[05:57.880 --> 06:03.880] Like, I've been on Twitter before and I've seen a woman get fucked by a horse. Like, why do people do like today's world?
[06:03.880 --> 06:11.880] It's like coming out on your feed. I don't know. It comes out quite regularly. I've got it saved.
[06:11.880 --> 06:15.880] It's only favourites, but...
[06:15.880 --> 06:22.880] I remember this thing when a woman died. It was a woman died, didn't you? Well, you imagine an horse's bloody length.
[06:22.880 --> 06:28.880] Yeah. I bet it's about two foot long. Yeah. Well, I think it broke about half. It's like two subway sandwiches inside it.
[06:28.880 --> 06:35.880] An horse. Fuck it now. But yeah, stuff like that happens in today's world, so stuff like that probably.
[06:35.880 --> 06:42.880] Do you really think it still happens now? What? Like, all that weird shit. What? Like, people getting fucked by horses and stuff.
[06:42.880 --> 06:47.880] Like, Beastiello. 100%. Wait, I thought Beastiello were just people pretending to be animals.
[06:47.880 --> 06:52.880] No, Beastiello is people like fucking animals. Oh, getting fucked by animals. Yeah, it's weird.
[06:52.880 --> 06:59.880] That feels sick. It is absolutely weird. It's 1% disgusting. I can't believe that. I can't believe that. I can't believe that. I'm into it.
[06:59.880 --> 07:02.880] I don't know why that means to you.
[07:02.880 --> 07:05.880] Three wanks in and I would just fuck it. I'm done.
[07:05.880 --> 07:08.880] After a fifth wank, I realized that I'm disgusting.
[07:11.880 --> 07:16.880] Yeah. That's disgusting. Yeah. No. Don't do your joke.
[07:16.880 --> 07:22.880] Yeah. Yeah. Right. It's a joke at week. Are you ready? Yeah.
[07:22.880 --> 07:26.880] What was the biggest problem about me looking man out?
[07:30.880 --> 07:33.880] The taste of talc. Hitting me head on the coffin lid.
[07:33.880 --> 07:38.880] Oh, fucking hell. That's disgusting. I love that one.
[07:42.880 --> 07:48.880] I've told you this one before, but I'll tell listeners. Still in my bit.
[07:48.880 --> 07:53.880] I'm just starting now. What's the difference between a gene and a hormone?
[07:53.880 --> 07:56.880] Oh, you said this to me. I still don't get it. I don't know.
[07:56.880 --> 07:59.880] You can't hear a gene.
[07:59.880 --> 08:08.880] Oh, man. I thought you'd be doing it going into your science.
[08:08.880 --> 08:12.880] No. That's why. You can hear a hormone, but you can't hear a gene.
[08:12.880 --> 08:14.880] I bet. Did you get a lot of laughs at that one in you?
[08:14.880 --> 08:18.880] Unless the whole that's moaning is called gene.
[08:18.880 --> 08:21.880] It's not my joke either. I completely stole that from social media.
[08:21.880 --> 08:23.880] Oh, did you rip it off? Yeah. I did do you.
[08:23.880 --> 08:25.880] Did you read didn't me?
[08:25.880 --> 08:27.880] Mine are very original.
[08:27.880 --> 08:33.880] Yeah. Should I go back through all of the jokes that you've done on the podcast and then Google it and see if anything else comes up?
[08:33.880 --> 08:38.880] Well, someone may have said it in a different way.
[08:38.880 --> 08:46.880] Someone said it in a different way and maybe mixed the words up a bit, but I still put my own little twist on it.
[08:46.880 --> 08:51.880] Did you do that one? What? Did you twist this one that you've just done? Yeah.
[08:51.880 --> 08:56.880] Did you? Yeah. Okay. How much of a twist were it? The entire ending.
[08:56.880 --> 09:01.880] Okay, nice. The first bit was the same, but the entire ending was old me.
[09:01.880 --> 09:05.880] To be fair to you, in today's world, old jokes must have been done.
[09:05.880 --> 09:08.880] Like this just fucking Japanese radar to run an original joke.
[09:08.880 --> 09:10.880] Can you imagine working in a joke book factory?
[09:10.880 --> 09:13.880] Yeah. You just copy people's, don't you? You don't have to make jokes.
[09:13.880 --> 09:15.880] No, I like to do that though.
[09:15.880 --> 09:18.880] Your whole life is a joke book factory.
[09:19.880 --> 09:22.880] That's my autobiography. Sorry.
[09:22.880 --> 09:26.880] Yeah. What's going off then? What's happening?
[09:26.880 --> 09:30.880] Let me guess. Let me, wait, let me guess. You're stressed.
[09:30.880 --> 09:35.880] No, I'm not too bad at all. I'm all right. Yeah. I'm good. I'm actually all right.
[09:35.880 --> 09:38.880] I think. Otherwise I'm just in some light false sense here.
[09:38.880 --> 09:40.880] I'm thinking bits a bit worried. Yeah.
[09:40.880 --> 09:45.880] I'm just in some light form of delusion, but I'm not. I'm just blinding myself to it.
[09:45.880 --> 09:48.880] I haven't though, so must be all right. Good.
[09:48.880 --> 09:51.880] What did I do this morning? I picked up dog puff garden.
[09:51.880 --> 09:57.880] Great. Did you have any snow? Yeah. Yeah.
[09:57.880 --> 10:02.880] Yeah. I went here. I was working away. I find it.
[10:02.880 --> 10:07.880] Do you know what? Do you know what? So anybody that don't live in South Yorkshire,
[10:07.880 --> 10:11.880] we had like what? Three centimetres of snow on Thursday?
[10:11.880 --> 10:16.880] Oh, wait. Where is it? Right. So we had no more than 10 centimetres of snow.
[10:16.880 --> 10:19.880] No more than 10 centimetres of snow, I think. Yeah.
[10:19.880 --> 10:22.880] Get four three foots.
[10:22.880 --> 10:26.880] Obviously, it would, it would come down like a blizzard in morning, weren't it?
[10:26.880 --> 10:30.880] I don't know. They were big snowflakes coming down like a blizzard.
[10:30.880 --> 10:35.880] So then got so far, I don't know, one o'clock to a clock and everybody's thinking,
[10:35.880 --> 10:39.880] fucking hell, I need to get home. I need to get home from work otherwise I'm going to be stuck here.
[10:39.880 --> 10:46.880] Like, so the amount of traffic that was on the road was fucking ridiculous.
[10:46.880 --> 10:50.880] Like the roads were like, not that bad. Like some of them have been gritted.
[10:50.880 --> 10:53.880] And they were just like good locks. It was so much traffic.
[10:53.880 --> 10:56.880] And then what made it funnier is like an hour later, like three or four,
[10:56.880 --> 10:59.880] it completely stopped snowing and started raining so it started washing away.
[10:59.880 --> 11:03.880] Like it was just ridiculous. It's like everybody left work early for no reason.
[11:03.880 --> 11:07.880] Like seven o'clock in the evening had gone. I love it when you see your big fuck off.
[11:07.880 --> 11:11.880] The board range is just plowing through everything. Not bothered are they?
[11:11.880 --> 11:14.880] They are good when it's in these conditions.
[11:14.880 --> 11:19.880] I know a fact about snow. It's nothing to do with snow actually.
[11:19.880 --> 11:23.880] It's to the way Alaska. Which has got snow in it.
[11:23.880 --> 11:25.880] Yes, it has below.
[11:25.880 --> 11:34.880] So did you know that Alaska was owned by Russia and the Americans bought it for seven million dollars?
[11:34.880 --> 11:38.880] They bought Alaska. Then they mimed it and found loads of gold.
[11:38.880 --> 11:40.880] Wait, mine more mined.
[11:40.880 --> 11:42.880] Mine is in which?
[11:42.880 --> 11:44.880] Yeah, that's it. You sounded like you said mined.
[11:44.880 --> 11:45.880] I probably did.
[11:45.880 --> 11:46.880] Mined.
[11:46.880 --> 11:47.880] Which were? Which one?
[11:47.880 --> 11:48.880] Mined.
[11:48.880 --> 11:49.880] Mined.
[11:49.880 --> 11:50.880] Gold mine.
[11:50.880 --> 11:51.880] Mined.
[11:51.880 --> 11:52.880] Mined.
[11:52.880 --> 11:53.880] Mined.
[11:53.880 --> 11:54.880] Yeah, mined.
[11:54.880 --> 11:56.880] Get out me out.
[11:56.880 --> 11:57.880] Sorry.
[11:57.880 --> 11:58.880] You got it.
[11:58.880 --> 12:00.880] So it started miming it.
[12:00.880 --> 12:01.880] Minding it.
[12:01.880 --> 12:02.880] Minding it.
[12:02.880 --> 12:08.880] And they found like loads of like oil and golden.
[12:08.880 --> 12:10.880] Now it's worth like 400 billion.
[12:10.880 --> 12:13.880] Well, not where gold rush were in Alaska.
[12:13.880 --> 12:16.880] Or am I just completely got that wrong? I've probably got that wrong. I've no idea.
[12:16.880 --> 12:17.880] Just to guess.
[12:17.880 --> 12:19.880] That were a good deal, weren't it?
[12:19.880 --> 12:20.880] Yeah.
[12:20.880 --> 12:21.880] Or a deal.
[12:21.880 --> 12:24.880] But when they bought it, how much was...
[12:24.880 --> 12:26.880] Did you say it was like seven million?
[12:26.880 --> 12:27.880] Seven million dollars.
[12:27.880 --> 12:31.880] So when they bought it, what would be the equivalent of that amount of money?
[12:31.880 --> 12:32.880] Ten todays.
[12:32.880 --> 12:34.880] Like, do you know what I mean?
[12:34.880 --> 12:36.880] Due to that inflation and stuff.
[12:36.880 --> 12:37.880] Like you put in...
[12:37.880 --> 12:38.880] You put in a hundred million, weren't you?
[12:38.880 --> 12:40.880] Your bloody grandparents bought an house for like 20 grand.
[12:40.880 --> 12:41.880] That's 20 grand.
[12:41.880 --> 12:42.880] And now it's worth a million.
[12:42.880 --> 12:43.880] Do you know what I mean?
[12:43.880 --> 12:45.880] Like today, by Alaska for like, like you said seven million.
[12:45.880 --> 12:48.880] But now it's worth like 700 billion or something.
[12:48.880 --> 12:49.880] Let me tell you.
[12:49.880 --> 12:50.880] Do you know what I mean?
[12:50.880 --> 12:51.880] When did America...
[12:51.880 --> 12:54.880] I didn't know you could just do that.
[12:54.880 --> 12:55.880] What?
[12:55.880 --> 12:58.880] Like, instead of like invading countries, why don't you just buy them?
[12:58.880 --> 12:59.880] I don't think that happens anymore.
[12:59.880 --> 13:00.880] Yeah.
[13:00.880 --> 13:01.880] I don't think you're allowed to...
[13:01.880 --> 13:06.880] Well, I don't think any country would ever give up the land for money.
[13:06.880 --> 13:07.880] Well, they did.
[13:07.880 --> 13:08.880] Yeah, back then.
[13:08.880 --> 13:14.880] If you think about it, Russia, Alaska, were completely nowhere near Russia, were it?
[13:14.880 --> 13:17.880] Didn't they have to cross sea to get to it?
[13:17.880 --> 13:21.880] Yeah, so it were bought in 1867.
[13:21.880 --> 13:22.880] 1867.
[13:22.880 --> 13:25.880] For seven million, oh yeah, so that would have been like...
[13:25.880 --> 13:27.880] Seven million in 1867, Billy.
[13:27.880 --> 13:28.880] Fucking hell.
[13:28.880 --> 13:29.880] Let's have a look.
[13:29.880 --> 13:30.880] Oh, look.
[13:30.880 --> 13:32.880] That would have been some...
[13:32.880 --> 13:33.880] Mad.
[13:33.880 --> 13:34.880] Er...
[13:34.880 --> 13:51.880] How much was seven million in 1865 worth today?
[13:51.880 --> 13:52.880] Let's have a look.
[13:52.880 --> 13:54.880] Let's see if we can get it working.
[13:54.880 --> 13:55.880] Fucking hell.
[13:55.880 --> 13:57.880] These capture things at fucking being in my life.
[13:57.880 --> 13:58.880] What?
[13:58.880 --> 14:00.880] You know, we're going to pick them fucking images.
[14:00.880 --> 14:02.880] Yeah, and you haven't think that much.
[14:02.880 --> 14:04.880] Select all bridges.
[14:04.880 --> 14:05.880] Right.
[14:05.880 --> 14:07.880] But then in like tiny corner.
[14:07.880 --> 14:08.880] AI can...
[14:08.880 --> 14:10.880] AI can fucking break these things now, you know.
[14:10.880 --> 14:11.880] The capture things.
[14:11.880 --> 14:12.880] What?
[14:12.880 --> 14:17.880] Yeah, but then tiny in the corner, there'll be like the smallest fraction of a bridge.
[14:17.880 --> 14:22.880] Fucking hell, Billy.
[14:22.880 --> 14:24.880] Did Russia get a better deal?
[14:24.880 --> 14:27.880] Er, no, wait a minute.
[14:27.880 --> 14:29.880] Seven million, quiet.
[14:29.880 --> 14:37.880] Er, seven million in 1865, in today's world, it is worth 131 million, I think.
[14:37.880 --> 14:39.880] So it's still a pretty good deal.
[14:39.880 --> 14:40.880] Oh, oh, yeah.
[14:40.880 --> 14:43.880] So they still did well in say it's worth 300 billion or something, aren't they?
[14:43.880 --> 14:48.880] 131 million, 731,411 pound and 4p.
[14:48.880 --> 14:51.880] Wouldn't mind having a penny less than that.
[14:51.880 --> 14:52.880] Yeah.
[14:52.880 --> 14:55.880] That's ridiculous that might increase.
[14:55.880 --> 14:56.880] So that's called fact.
[14:56.880 --> 14:57.880] Yeah, there you go.
[14:57.880 --> 14:59.880] Fact that you could have used.
[14:59.880 --> 15:01.880] We can't use it now because I've said it.
[15:01.880 --> 15:05.880] Yeah, but if you told me we wouldn't have got that first reaction, would we?
[15:05.880 --> 15:06.880] Because then it's not real, is it?
[15:06.880 --> 15:07.880] Yeah.
[15:07.880 --> 15:08.880] Because then you already know.
[15:08.880 --> 15:09.880] Yeah.
[15:09.880 --> 15:10.880] And I can't act surprised.
[15:10.880 --> 15:11.880] Exactly.
[15:11.880 --> 15:12.880] Seven.
[15:12.880 --> 15:13.880] You found out today about cheesecakes.
[15:13.880 --> 15:14.880] Yeah, yeah.
[15:14.880 --> 15:15.880] That would have been cool.
[15:15.880 --> 15:16.880] 4,000 years ago.
[15:16.880 --> 15:17.880] Yeah.
[15:17.880 --> 15:18.880] Cheesecake would have invented.
[15:18.880 --> 15:19.880] Mad.
[15:19.880 --> 15:20.880] Mad, isn't it?
[15:20.880 --> 15:21.880] Yeah.
[15:21.880 --> 15:22.880] It'd been doing ours.
[15:22.880 --> 15:25.880] Er, what have I been doing?
[15:25.880 --> 15:28.880] I have done something, I think.
[15:28.880 --> 15:29.880] I think I have.
[15:29.880 --> 15:30.880] I can't remember it a minute.
[15:30.880 --> 15:31.880] Have you had a note?
[15:31.880 --> 15:32.880] Er, I've been away all week.
[15:32.880 --> 15:34.880] Oh, so we've done a note then.
[15:34.880 --> 15:36.880] I've been working away all week.
[15:36.880 --> 15:38.880] I've been, I don't think what depresses me is.
[15:38.880 --> 15:39.880] Oh, fuck it.
[15:39.880 --> 15:41.880] I'm so depressed in the hotel room, you know.
[15:41.880 --> 15:42.880] Okay.
[15:42.880 --> 15:43.880] By myself.
[15:43.880 --> 15:44.880] Yeah.
[15:44.880 --> 15:45.880] Like, there's just a note to do.
[15:45.880 --> 15:46.880] Why don't you take your Xbox?
[15:46.880 --> 15:47.880] Er, yeah.
[15:47.880 --> 15:48.880] I forgot it.
[15:48.880 --> 15:49.880] And I'm going to do it because I'm doing it the same next week.
[15:49.880 --> 15:50.880] I'm going to do it the next week.
[15:50.880 --> 15:54.880] If you're going away for like a week, like, that's what I used to do when I was working
[15:54.880 --> 15:55.880] away.
[15:55.880 --> 15:56.880] I'd just take your Xbox and just plug it in.
[15:56.880 --> 15:57.880] It's fine.
[15:57.880 --> 15:58.880] You can connect it internet.
[15:58.880 --> 15:59.880] It connects at Wi-Fi.
[15:59.880 --> 16:02.880] Yeah, the rate crafted these fucking internet people.
[16:02.880 --> 16:04.880] So, these internet people.
[16:04.880 --> 16:05.880] Right.
[16:05.880 --> 16:07.880] So, it's premiering where I stopped.
[16:07.880 --> 16:08.880] Yeah.
[16:08.880 --> 16:10.880] So, connect to Wi-Fi, free guess Wi-Fi.
[16:10.880 --> 16:11.880] Yeah.
[16:11.880 --> 16:12.880] Mate.
[16:12.880 --> 16:13.880] Fuckin' hell.
[16:13.880 --> 16:15.880] It's like a snail's power machine up behind it.
[16:15.880 --> 16:16.880] They give you the crap one.
[16:16.880 --> 16:19.880] And then next minute, ultimate Wi-Fi.
[16:19.880 --> 16:20.880] Yeah.
[16:20.880 --> 16:22.880] Five pound just done that for an eye.
[16:22.880 --> 16:23.880] Yeah.
[16:23.880 --> 16:24.880] Fuck that.
[16:24.880 --> 16:26.880] It's just a hot spot.
[16:26.880 --> 16:27.880] Yeah.
[16:27.880 --> 16:29.880] I don't think you can hot spot with your Xbox, so you can.
[16:29.880 --> 16:30.880] I've done it before.
[16:30.880 --> 16:33.880] Well, why don't you just get a single player game and just play a single player game?
[16:33.880 --> 16:34.880] Yeah.
[16:34.880 --> 16:35.880] Why don't you play Skyrim?
[16:35.880 --> 16:36.880] I like to abuse people.
[16:36.880 --> 16:37.880] Why don't you play Skyrim?
[16:37.880 --> 16:38.880] No.
[16:38.880 --> 16:39.880] No, not invested in that.
[16:39.880 --> 16:40.880] Why?
[16:40.880 --> 16:41.880] Because graphics is shit.
[16:41.880 --> 16:42.880] It's the best game that's ever been made.
[16:42.880 --> 16:43.880] Graphics is shit.
[16:43.880 --> 16:44.880] It's like loads of fucking Lego people.
[16:44.880 --> 16:45.880] No, it's not.
[16:45.880 --> 16:49.880] If you get the updated version, you can download mods on it and everything.
[16:49.880 --> 16:50.880] Have you been on it anyway?
[16:50.880 --> 16:51.880] On Skyrim.
[16:53.880 --> 16:54.880] Are you saving it?
[16:54.880 --> 16:55.880] I've not had time.
[16:55.880 --> 16:56.880] I've been busy.
[16:56.880 --> 16:57.880] He's saving it to like a precious moment.
[16:57.880 --> 16:58.880] I'll save it.
[16:58.880 --> 17:00.880] And then I'll just like, just not move from set T for a week.
[17:00.880 --> 17:01.880] Yeah.
[17:01.880 --> 17:02.880] You don't rate.
[17:02.880 --> 17:03.880] When are you next off?
[17:03.880 --> 17:04.880] Not while like me.
[17:04.880 --> 17:05.880] Yeah.
[17:05.880 --> 17:06.880] You need to save it until then then.
[17:06.880 --> 17:07.880] Yeah.
[17:07.880 --> 17:09.880] And then like, just smash it out for a month.
[17:09.880 --> 17:10.880] Yeah.
[17:10.880 --> 17:12.880] I probably saw under players.
[17:12.880 --> 17:13.880] John!
[17:13.880 --> 17:16.880] It's my favorite game.
[17:16.880 --> 17:17.880] No.
[17:17.880 --> 17:18.880] Do you know what?
[17:18.880 --> 17:22.880] I can't remember the last time that I actually bought a game.
[17:22.880 --> 17:27.880] And I think that, I think the new Elder Scrolls, like single player, like game.
[17:27.880 --> 17:28.880] No, I don't like Elder Scrolls in mine.
[17:28.880 --> 17:30.880] I thought it was shit.
[17:30.880 --> 17:33.880] But the new Elder Scrolls comes out in like next two or three years.
[17:33.880 --> 17:35.880] I think I might be wrong on that.
[17:35.880 --> 17:36.880] No idea.
[17:36.880 --> 17:39.880] But when that comes out, I am going to go and, I am going to go and buy it.
[17:39.880 --> 17:40.880] Just fake and drag it.
[17:40.880 --> 17:43.880] I might like just book like, just book a few days off.
[17:43.880 --> 17:47.880] Maybe even a week and just absolutely spend an entire week on it.
[17:47.880 --> 17:48.880] I'll be doing that for GTA 6.
[17:48.880 --> 17:49.880] See, I'm not bothered.
[17:49.880 --> 17:51.880] I could just play that every now and again.
[17:51.880 --> 17:52.880] Yeah.
[17:52.880 --> 17:53.880] Elder Scrolls.
[17:53.880 --> 17:56.880] I'll probably book a week off and just play that.
[17:56.880 --> 17:59.880] That shit.
[17:59.880 --> 18:03.880] Right, you do the exact same thing that I'm going to do just for a different game.
[18:03.880 --> 18:04.880] Yeah.
[18:04.880 --> 18:05.880] My game's better.
[18:05.880 --> 18:06.880] Right.
[18:06.880 --> 18:07.880] GTA.
[18:07.880 --> 18:08.880] Right.
[18:08.880 --> 18:11.880] I can't like, I can't go and kill elves and do like magic out my hands.
[18:11.880 --> 18:15.880] You can get a gun and go and run off of fucking prostitutes in your real life if you want to.
[18:15.880 --> 18:17.880] Like, it's not that much far different really, is it?
[18:17.880 --> 18:18.880] Yeah, but that's the difference.
[18:18.880 --> 18:20.880] I know that I can do it in that game.
[18:20.880 --> 18:21.880] Yeah.
[18:21.880 --> 18:22.880] And I can do it in real life.
[18:22.880 --> 18:24.880] So it gives me the satisfaction that I don't need to do it in real life.
[18:24.880 --> 18:25.880] Yeah.
[18:25.880 --> 18:26.880] So I'm hitting the game.
[18:26.880 --> 18:27.880] You know what I mean?
[18:27.880 --> 18:28.880] Yeah.
[18:28.880 --> 18:29.880] So you can't go out and fight a dragon.
[18:29.880 --> 18:33.880] So what you're saying is that you'll need therapy if you want to all of these.
[18:33.880 --> 18:38.880] No, but I'm just saying if the temptation every game, I could just go on the game and do it.
[18:38.880 --> 18:41.880] I'm quite worried that you're having temptations to do the sort of things that you're doing
[18:41.880 --> 18:42.880] GTA.
[18:42.880 --> 18:43.880] No, but that's bad.
[18:43.880 --> 18:44.880] That's my control mechanism.
[18:44.880 --> 18:45.880] That's my control measure.
[18:45.880 --> 18:48.880] Me wanting to go into like law and like kill dragons and stuff like that.
[18:48.880 --> 18:52.880] I don't think that's bad because there's nothing like that that exists in this world.
[18:52.880 --> 18:54.880] So I don't feel like I've got a problem.
[18:54.880 --> 18:58.880] Because if you want to just go and, I don't know, sell some crack and then go and shoot
[18:58.880 --> 18:59.880] up rival gangsters and stuff.
[18:59.880 --> 19:01.880] Yeah, but I can live my gangster life in that game.
[19:01.880 --> 19:02.880] Right.
[19:02.880 --> 19:03.880] With no consequences.
[19:03.880 --> 19:05.880] Have you ever committed a crime bullet?
[19:05.880 --> 19:06.880] No.
[19:06.880 --> 19:07.880] Yeah.
[19:07.880 --> 19:08.880] I did it already, actually.
[19:08.880 --> 19:09.880] What?
[19:09.880 --> 19:10.880] Do you want to expose it?
[19:10.880 --> 19:11.880] No.
[19:11.880 --> 19:12.880] Live on live.
[19:12.880 --> 19:13.880] Yeah, it's fine.
[19:13.880 --> 19:14.880] It's not that big idea.
[19:14.880 --> 19:15.880] Are you sure?
[19:15.880 --> 19:16.880] Yeah.
[19:17.880 --> 19:18.880] So it was an accidental crime.
[19:18.880 --> 19:20.880] You've run a red light.
[19:20.880 --> 19:21.880] No.
[19:21.880 --> 19:22.880] A theft.
[19:22.880 --> 19:24.880] What did you do?
[19:24.880 --> 19:25.880] I stole some chewing gum.
[19:25.880 --> 19:26.880] Whoops.
[19:26.880 --> 19:27.880] From a shop.
[19:27.880 --> 19:28.880] Oh, no.
[19:28.880 --> 19:29.880] It's so innocently and all.
[19:29.880 --> 19:30.880] Yeah.
[19:30.880 --> 19:31.880] So like, we're in a Tesco.
[19:31.880 --> 19:32.880] Yeah.
[19:32.880 --> 19:34.880] Just getting like a male deal on that.
[19:34.880 --> 19:35.880] You're really incriminating yourself here.
[19:35.880 --> 19:37.880] And I just thought, oh, there's some chewing gum in here.
[19:37.880 --> 19:38.880] Yeah.
[19:38.880 --> 19:39.880] And I fucking pocketed it.
[19:39.880 --> 19:40.880] I didn't mean to.
[19:40.880 --> 19:41.880] I just thought, oh, yeah.
[19:41.880 --> 19:42.880] Off some of that.
[19:42.880 --> 19:43.880] Yeah.
[19:46.880 --> 19:47.880] Sorry.
[19:47.880 --> 19:48.880] Yeah.
[19:48.880 --> 19:49.880] Sorry, Tesco.
[19:49.880 --> 19:50.880] Yeah, apologies, Tesco.
[19:50.880 --> 19:53.880] But it is easy to still think sometimes and see how to extend.
[19:53.880 --> 19:54.880] It is.
[19:54.880 --> 19:55.880] Accidentally.
[19:55.880 --> 19:56.880] Especially with children at all.
[19:56.880 --> 19:57.880] Aww.
[19:57.880 --> 19:58.880] My little brother once did this.
[19:58.880 --> 20:02.880] We were liking, Skeggi or something like that, or like a seaside town.
[20:02.880 --> 20:04.880] And he was really young in the rent prom.
[20:04.880 --> 20:07.880] And he used to have a habit when we were going right in shops.
[20:07.880 --> 20:12.880] You know, if they were like tight things, tight like.
[20:12.880 --> 20:13.960] when we were going round shops,
[20:13.960 --> 20:15.320] you know if they were like tight things,
[20:15.320 --> 20:18.040] tight like alleyways,
[20:18.040 --> 20:20.640] and he used to just stick his hand out
[20:20.640 --> 20:21.540] and just grab some of it,
[20:21.540 --> 20:23.600] and then just put it, just like hold it,
[20:23.600 --> 20:25.640] like on him, like under his blanket,
[20:25.640 --> 20:28.320] and then we'd walk out, and like alarm would go off,
[20:28.320 --> 20:29.600] and they'd look at us and check prom on that,
[20:29.600 --> 20:32.400] and he'd be like, yeah, no worries, it's fine, leave.
[20:32.400 --> 20:34.000] And then like 30 minutes later under his blanket
[20:34.000 --> 20:35.680] and just pull out like some toy or something like that,
[20:35.680 --> 20:38.120] and we're like, where have you got that from?
[20:38.120 --> 20:39.520] Yeah, you were a mastermind.
[20:39.520 --> 20:40.360] Yeah, with Eve.
[20:40.360 --> 20:42.720] He thought that was, that was strategical.
[20:42.720 --> 20:45.720] Yeah, that one, yeah.
[20:45.720 --> 20:48.880] And other thing, I've just brought up,
[20:48.880 --> 20:50.320] remember ages ago, I told you about
[20:50.320 --> 20:52.160] these Apple Vision Pro things.
[20:52.160 --> 20:54.720] I've seen videos, they're so depressing.
[20:54.720 --> 20:55.560] Wow!
[20:55.560 --> 20:56.400] No!
[20:56.400 --> 20:58.240] Oh my God!
[20:58.240 --> 20:59.400] Do you not think that's depressing
[20:59.400 --> 21:01.280] seeing somebody just walk about going like this,
[21:01.280 --> 21:02.800] just fucking popping everywhere?
[21:02.800 --> 21:04.440] It looks like they're twisting nipples.
[21:04.440 --> 21:05.280] Exactly.
[21:05.280 --> 21:06.600] Like, wiggling.
[21:06.600 --> 21:07.440] Wiggling.
[21:10.240 --> 21:11.520] They're too, don't they?
[21:11.520 --> 21:13.520] They've got fucking crabs' hands,
[21:13.520 --> 21:16.360] and they're fucking twisting nipples going like that.
[21:16.360 --> 21:19.280] It's so dystopian, man, like it's sad.
[21:19.280 --> 21:20.280] It's callowing it.
[21:20.280 --> 21:22.680] Like, take your goggles off and look at the real world,
[21:22.680 --> 21:23.520] it's beautiful.
[21:23.520 --> 21:25.080] Like, but it's callowing it.
[21:25.080 --> 21:27.840] It's fucking, like, meh, these.
[21:27.840 --> 21:30.000] I've seen people using while they're driving
[21:30.000 --> 21:31.640] and all sorts, like they're driving,
[21:31.640 --> 21:34.400] and then he's got like a, he's got like a basketball game on,
[21:34.400 --> 21:36.280] he's got like betting on one side,
[21:36.280 --> 21:38.360] and then he's got a movie rate on foreign left,
[21:38.360 --> 21:41.000] and he's just driving and he's just looking all over.
[21:41.000 --> 21:45.680] But to think, like, what, 20 years ago,
[21:45.680 --> 21:47.560] these were fucking Nokia bricks.
[21:47.560 --> 21:49.320] Yeah, I'm holding an iPhone, by the way.
[21:49.320 --> 21:51.160] Oh, these were Nokia bricks.
[21:51.160 --> 21:53.240] Now we've got fucking Ed Bands,
[21:53.240 --> 21:55.400] that way we can just see whatever we want.
[21:56.240 --> 21:59.880] I'd get another 10, maybe 15 years, mate.
[21:59.880 --> 22:00.720] It'll just be in your head,
[22:00.720 --> 22:02.000] you won't even need to have goggles.
[22:02.000 --> 22:03.960] That's, it's a mad, it blows my one one.
[22:03.960 --> 22:06.840] Elon Musk did his first successful transplant
[22:06.840 --> 22:08.280] of that neural link, didn't he?
[22:08.280 --> 22:09.880] Yeah, yeah.
[22:09.880 --> 22:11.760] It won't be long until the Apple Google shit
[22:11.760 --> 22:13.480] is just actually in your brain.
[22:13.480 --> 22:15.800] Yeah, he just, whoop.
[22:15.800 --> 22:16.800] Yeah, whoop.
[22:17.840 --> 22:20.280] Mad, yeah, but yeah, it was mad, I want one.
[22:20.280 --> 22:21.600] They're about three grand, though, I think.
[22:21.600 --> 22:22.600] They are, they are very...
[22:22.600 --> 22:23.920] Are they out in your kit?
[22:23.920 --> 22:25.240] I don't know, mate.
[22:25.240 --> 22:26.080] I'm excited for you.
[22:26.080 --> 22:27.880] I've got no desire to buy one of those things.
[22:27.880 --> 22:28.720] I have.
[22:29.720 --> 22:30.720] I like technology.
[22:32.800 --> 22:34.040] I wouldn't wear it out, though.
[22:34.040 --> 22:35.040] I wouldn't do what they're doing, wear it out.
[22:35.040 --> 22:37.760] Yeah, you said that, but then you'd quickly think,
[22:38.760 --> 22:40.600] if I'm gonna go for a walk, why not,
[22:40.600 --> 22:42.920] why can't I just watch a movie and walk at the same time?
[22:42.920 --> 22:44.680] Why can't I just do all the other things I wanna do?
[22:44.680 --> 22:45.520] That would freak me out,
[22:45.520 --> 22:46.840] because I'd get too distracted.
[22:46.840 --> 22:48.080] I'd get too distracted as it is.
[22:48.080 --> 22:51.480] Did you see the one where the guy was sat in his bathroom
[22:51.480 --> 22:54.680] and his toilet, and this toilet, this bathroom looked like,
[22:54.680 --> 22:56.960] it weren't a nice bathroom, it was probably that way.
[22:56.960 --> 23:00.080] But he got his goggles on, and he got it set
[23:00.080 --> 23:02.240] to the, he was sat on top of a mountain,
[23:02.240 --> 23:03.840] like it laid this trick to the summit,
[23:03.840 --> 23:05.920] and he went on toilet, and he was just looking round,
[23:05.920 --> 23:07.360] and it was like most beautiful shit
[23:07.360 --> 23:10.920] that anybody's ever told, like, yeah, it's weird.
[23:10.920 --> 23:14.000] I wanna see if I can buy it, I wanna buy it.
[23:14.000 --> 23:14.800] I wanna buy it now.
[23:14.800 --> 23:17.280] Don't buy it now, you fucking idiot.
[23:17.280 --> 23:18.120] Wow.
[23:18.120 --> 23:18.960] It's not worth the money.
[23:18.960 --> 23:19.800] I'm not buying it now.
[23:19.800 --> 23:21.080] Yeah, what is it, three grand?
[23:21.080 --> 23:22.160] Three and a half grand.
[23:22.160 --> 23:23.000] Yeah.
[23:23.000 --> 23:23.880] I want you to sit on finance,
[23:23.880 --> 23:25.960] but come on, don't worry.
[23:25.960 --> 23:27.040] Yeah.
[23:27.040 --> 23:29.840] Oh no, but there's so many effort, 900 quid.
[23:29.840 --> 23:30.680] It's not worth the money.
[23:30.680 --> 23:32.240] That's gonna be like some speedo goggles in it,
[23:32.240 --> 23:33.720] there's some way wean apple sticker on it.
[23:33.720 --> 23:34.920] Instead of buying those, Billy,
[23:34.920 --> 23:36.840] that you don't need, why don't you service your laptop
[23:36.840 --> 23:38.600] that you need to get the battery sorted?
[23:38.600 --> 23:39.840] It's fine, I've gone vegan, that fixed it.
[23:39.840 --> 23:41.200] Right, okay, yeah.
[23:41.200 --> 23:42.560] My laptop will work forever now.
[23:42.560 --> 23:43.560] Yeah, all right.
[23:44.640 --> 23:46.680] That's mad, yeah, they're mad.
[23:47.840 --> 23:48.680] I want them.
[23:49.520 --> 23:50.360] Do you think you're back?
[23:50.360 --> 23:51.520] Just even like wankings,
[23:51.520 --> 23:53.880] just like a different game changing out without it, isn't it?
[23:53.880 --> 23:54.880] Mm.
[23:54.880 --> 23:57.720] Right, and gaming as well, I'm on pong.
[23:59.160 --> 24:00.880] I'd like that your mind went straight
[24:00.880 --> 24:02.800] to fucking masturbation.
[24:02.800 --> 24:04.600] Yeah, and then gaming.
[24:04.600 --> 24:05.920] Why don't you do both?
[24:05.920 --> 24:06.760] You can.
[24:06.760 --> 24:07.600] You can't do both.
[24:07.600 --> 24:08.920] You can game and watch porn at the same time.
[24:08.920 --> 24:09.760] You can.
[24:09.760 --> 24:11.400] And then you can, it's just mad.
[24:13.280 --> 24:16.720] Oh, I'm so excited for the future.
[24:16.720 --> 24:19.720] I've not, I'm going backwards, I think.
[24:19.720 --> 24:20.880] I just want the cabinet, what's.
[24:20.880 --> 24:21.800] Well, they're still running around
[24:21.800 --> 24:23.920] wearing iPhone fucking six.
[24:23.920 --> 24:25.440] It might be five, I think.
[24:27.720 --> 24:28.560] Bare in the mind, everyone,
[24:28.560 --> 24:30.040] I have given them an actual iPhone,
[24:30.040 --> 24:31.720] I think it were a 10.
[24:31.720 --> 24:33.080] Yeah, I know you appreciate that,
[24:33.080 --> 24:34.480] and I've told you a thousand times
[24:34.480 --> 24:35.840] that I really appreciate it.
[24:35.840 --> 24:36.920] It is in my wardrobe,
[24:36.920 --> 24:38.240] waiting for when this one breaks.
[24:38.240 --> 24:39.080] You can use it.
[24:39.080 --> 24:41.000] Yeah, but this one's still functioning.
[24:41.000 --> 24:42.280] When this one breaks,
[24:42.280 --> 24:44.320] I will replace it with that one.
[24:44.320 --> 24:46.920] No, but that's just like,
[24:46.920 --> 24:48.080] then your phone's knackered.
[24:48.080 --> 24:49.240] That's, it's not.
[24:49.240 --> 24:50.760] Literally, I thought it was 40 yesterday.
[24:50.760 --> 24:53.080] It sounded like I didn't even sound like you anymore.
[24:53.080 --> 24:54.720] Yeah, it didn't because I pressed the wrong button.
[24:54.720 --> 24:56.160] You run my headphones.
[24:56.160 --> 24:57.680] I got my headphones connected,
[24:57.680 --> 24:59.120] and you come through headphones,
[24:59.120 --> 25:00.480] so I had to pull my phone out
[25:00.480 --> 25:01.320] and to get it off of headphones
[25:01.320 --> 25:02.520] so that I'd run my phone.
[25:02.520 --> 25:04.920] But, and you speak as shit?
[25:04.920 --> 25:06.440] My speakers just clogged with crap.
[25:06.440 --> 25:07.280] That's all it is.
[25:07.280 --> 25:08.120] Only one room.
[25:08.120 --> 25:08.960] I've still got one room that breaks.
[25:08.960 --> 25:10.240] Don't even, does it still charge?
[25:10.240 --> 25:11.080] Yeah.
[25:11.080 --> 25:11.920] Oh, do you have to mess about
[25:11.920 --> 25:13.080] with why you've got about 10 minutes?
[25:13.080 --> 25:13.920] It's absolutely fine.
[25:13.920 --> 25:14.840] And I've got a wireless charger now,
[25:14.840 --> 25:16.640] so I don't even have to mess about with that.
[25:18.080 --> 25:19.200] And then it's gonna be out of date.
[25:19.200 --> 25:22.160] You don't need to do the fucking endless consumerism.
[25:22.160 --> 25:23.280] Like this phone,
[25:23.280 --> 25:25.120] this phone still functions.
[25:25.120 --> 25:26.600] It still does its sole purpose.
[25:26.600 --> 25:27.720] It rings, it texts.
[25:27.720 --> 25:29.080] I can get on social media.
[25:29.080 --> 25:30.560] I can do my online banking.
[25:30.560 --> 25:33.760] I can do everything that I need from this phone, right?
[25:33.760 --> 25:35.200] Why do I need to throw it away
[25:35.200 --> 25:36.480] when it's still functioning
[25:36.480 --> 25:38.080] and just upgrade it to a new phone
[25:38.080 --> 25:40.600] that just got like an extra tool cameras on back?
[25:40.600 --> 25:42.320] Eh, it's bigger.
[25:42.320 --> 25:43.440] I don't need it to be bigger.
[25:43.440 --> 25:45.120] What do I need it to be fucking bigger for?
[25:45.120 --> 25:46.840] Take it up more room in my fucking pocket
[25:46.840 --> 25:48.680] to help your eyes.
[25:48.680 --> 25:49.520] My eyes are fine.
[25:49.520 --> 25:50.880] So you don't have to squint as much.
[25:50.880 --> 25:52.680] I don't need to squint there.
[25:55.000 --> 25:56.360] I don't get why people.
[25:56.360 --> 25:57.200] It just throws me.
[25:57.200 --> 25:59.480] I don't get why people throw away at the phones
[25:59.480 --> 26:01.040] that they've had for like a year or two
[26:01.040 --> 26:02.120] to get the new phone.
[26:02.120 --> 26:04.720] It's completely bonkers.
[26:04.720 --> 26:07.160] Well, most people trade it in.
[26:07.160 --> 26:09.920] Yeah, but even then you don't need to.
[26:09.920 --> 26:11.880] Why do you need to do it?
[26:11.880 --> 26:13.560] Because just keep that one until it breaks.
[26:13.560 --> 26:15.200] Like, it's completely breaks.
[26:16.440 --> 26:17.280] I can't.
[26:18.640 --> 26:20.040] Why? Because it's new.
[26:20.040 --> 26:21.840] Yeah, but you don't need something new all the time.
[26:21.840 --> 26:22.800] I do.
[26:22.800 --> 26:25.400] What about that is better than your old one?
[26:25.400 --> 26:26.360] Everything.
[26:26.360 --> 26:27.200] How?
[26:27.200 --> 26:29.080] This crystal is clearer.
[26:29.080 --> 26:31.400] It's the exact same fucking phone.
[26:31.760 --> 26:32.960] You are not a photographer.
[26:32.960 --> 26:34.240] I've got an extra camera.
[26:34.240 --> 26:35.760] You are not a photographer.
[26:35.760 --> 26:38.760] I cannot tell the difference between the pictures.
[26:38.760 --> 26:41.360] And you don't even use it to its full potential.
[26:41.360 --> 26:43.360] Or you do it is press the fucking button
[26:43.360 --> 26:45.240] and clap, clap, fucking picture.
[26:45.240 --> 26:46.080] That's it.
[26:46.080 --> 26:48.240] I can cinematically video.
[26:48.240 --> 26:49.080] Right.
[26:49.080 --> 26:49.920] Okay.
[26:49.920 --> 26:50.760] I'm a cinematic video.
[26:50.760 --> 26:51.600] Have you took really?
[26:51.600 --> 26:52.440] About 10.
[26:52.440 --> 26:54.440] How long have you got fun?
[26:54.440 --> 26:55.720] About three months.
[26:55.720 --> 26:56.720] Right.
[26:56.720 --> 26:58.440] Look, it's just, it's just amazing.
[26:59.960 --> 27:01.360] Could you ever go Samsung?
[27:01.840 --> 27:03.080] I have Samsungs before, yeah.
[27:03.080 --> 27:03.920] What did you think?
[27:03.920 --> 27:04.760] I've never had Samsung.
[27:04.760 --> 27:05.680] Fine, just a phone.
[27:06.880 --> 27:08.040] Yeah, shut up.
[27:08.040 --> 27:10.440] Just a phone.
[27:10.440 --> 27:11.280] Just a phone.
[27:11.280 --> 27:12.400] It's just a phone.
[27:12.400 --> 27:13.600] Life.
[27:13.600 --> 27:14.440] It's not a phone.
[27:14.440 --> 27:16.360] This is literally it.
[27:16.360 --> 27:18.000] Your entire life.
[27:18.000 --> 27:18.880] Do you know what?
[27:18.880 --> 27:19.920] It does everything you do.
[27:19.920 --> 27:20.560] Do you know what?
[27:20.560 --> 27:22.360] As much as I hate it, I will agree with you.
[27:22.360 --> 27:23.560] I'd be lost way out my phone
[27:23.560 --> 27:24.720] because it's got everything on it.
[27:24.720 --> 27:25.720] Like Emergent says.
[27:25.720 --> 27:26.600] Yeah.
[27:26.600 --> 27:27.440] I will agree with you.
[27:27.440 --> 27:28.760] Saving lives.
[27:28.760 --> 27:30.240] I will 100% agree with you.
[27:30.240 --> 27:31.080] But I don't agree with you.
[27:31.080 --> 27:32.080] Then it's model then.
[27:32.080 --> 27:34.880] I don't agree with fucking having to just throw away
[27:34.880 --> 27:35.720] when that stuff comes.
[27:35.720 --> 27:37.040] What happens if you ring 999 in there
[27:37.040 --> 27:39.000] and then on that phone and they're like
[27:41.680 --> 27:42.760] because your phone's that fault.
[27:42.760 --> 27:44.560] On that phone, it's never done that once.
[27:44.560 --> 27:46.680] On my, it does, it does it to me all the time.
[27:46.680 --> 27:47.520] It doesn't.
[27:47.520 --> 27:48.640] And then you sound rate 408,
[27:48.640 --> 27:50.280] it sounds like your phone's there
[27:50.280 --> 27:52.400] and your opposite end up fucking straight.
[27:52.400 --> 27:53.240] Do you know why that is?
[27:53.240 --> 27:54.600] Because usually you ring me when I'm doing something.
[27:54.600 --> 27:55.480] So I'll put you on speaker
[27:55.480 --> 27:56.400] and put you on a surface
[27:56.400 --> 27:57.400] and while I'm still doing something.
[27:57.400 --> 27:58.240] Why would you do that?
[27:58.240 --> 27:59.080] See, that's weird or not.
[27:59.080 --> 27:59.920] Why is it?
[27:59.920 --> 28:00.760] Why do you put me on speaker
[28:00.760 --> 28:02.480] and then walk away from the phone?
[28:02.480 --> 28:03.960] Because you can still hear me.
[28:03.960 --> 28:04.800] I can't.
[28:04.800 --> 28:06.160] Well, I'm still doing something.
[28:07.720 --> 28:09.560] Have you got AirPods?
[28:09.560 --> 28:11.520] I've got an Amazon knockoff version.
[28:16.000 --> 28:17.000] No, they're not,
[28:17.000 --> 28:18.920] it's not a knockoff version of AirPods.
[28:18.920 --> 28:20.360] They're like their own thing.
[28:20.360 --> 28:21.440] I can't remember what they're called though.
[28:21.440 --> 28:22.360] They are pretty decent.
[28:23.320 --> 28:24.480] They're AirPods.
[28:24.480 --> 28:25.640] No, they're like wild headphones
[28:25.640 --> 28:26.880] but they go round top of my ear.
[28:26.880 --> 28:29.000] So they don't fly out either.
[28:29.000 --> 28:30.440] They're like running headphones, I think.
[28:30.440 --> 28:31.280] Yeah, yeah.
[28:31.280 --> 28:33.040] So why don't you just have them in when you're up for it?
[28:33.040 --> 28:34.280] Do the same job.
[28:34.280 --> 28:36.680] And I can actually fucking hear you.
[28:36.680 --> 28:39.080] Well, I don't know.
[28:39.920 --> 28:41.920] But then because if I've got my headphones on,
[28:41.920 --> 28:43.280] I've not got my other ear free.
[28:43.280 --> 28:45.120] So I don't know how loud I'm talking.
[28:45.120 --> 28:46.560] So I could be like,
[28:46.560 --> 28:49.920] are you because your voice comes through both the headphones?
[28:49.920 --> 28:51.400] Right, when you're talking.
[28:51.400 --> 28:53.680] So when I'm talking, I've got my headphones on.
[28:53.680 --> 28:55.440] So like I could be in public
[28:55.440 --> 28:58.440] fucking shouting me fucking lungs out and not realizing.
[28:58.440 --> 29:01.320] Like I don't know how loud I'm talking on phone.
[29:01.320 --> 29:02.760] No, that's the problem.
[29:02.760 --> 29:05.240] I can't fucking hear how loud I'm talking.
[29:05.240 --> 29:06.120] So I could be on trauma,
[29:06.120 --> 29:07.640] or something like that, or in a shop,
[29:07.640 --> 29:10.400] going, all right, how is it going?
[29:10.400 --> 29:11.400] Do you know what I mean?
[29:12.840 --> 29:13.680] No.
[29:16.200 --> 29:17.680] Because if you've just got one in,
[29:17.680 --> 29:18.760] you just told me to say it.
[29:18.760 --> 29:20.080] Yep, I have both of them in.
[29:20.080 --> 29:22.120] What's pointing at me wanting?
[29:22.120 --> 29:23.200] What, just talk this in then?
[29:23.200 --> 29:24.560] It's too much stimulation.
[29:24.560 --> 29:26.280] If I've got noise coming from my outside
[29:26.280 --> 29:28.480] and then I've got a voice in me, yeah.
[29:28.480 --> 29:29.520] I didn't want all of those.
[29:29.520 --> 29:30.760] Too much, too much.
[29:31.920 --> 29:33.080] Should we do a segment?
[29:33.080 --> 29:34.000] Are we ready for a segment?
[29:34.000 --> 29:35.520] Yeah, because we're by the way guys,
[29:35.520 --> 29:36.480] we've got to do a quick one today.
[29:36.480 --> 29:37.320] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[29:38.400 --> 29:39.640] Have you got, are we ready?
[29:39.640 --> 29:40.480] Have you told?
[29:40.480 --> 29:41.520] We need to do a song.
[29:41.520 --> 29:42.360] Oh yeah, shit.
[29:43.320 --> 29:45.120] Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[29:45.120 --> 29:45.960] Let me just get ready.
[29:45.960 --> 29:46.960] Hang on.
[29:48.560 --> 29:49.400] Right.
[29:49.400 --> 29:51.240] See, it's taking you all this long to get ready.
[29:51.240 --> 29:53.200] I can just roll one click and I'm ready.
[29:54.200 --> 29:55.760] No, because I've got some saved on me nuts
[29:55.760 --> 29:58.120] and then I've got some saved on me and then a browser.
[29:59.600 --> 30:00.280] I'm ready.
[30:00.280 --> 30:01.360] Yeah, I'm ready.
[30:01.360 --> 30:02.440] Ready?
[30:02.440 --> 30:03.440] Yeah.
[30:03.440 --> 30:05.800] Segment time, segment time.
[30:05.800 --> 30:07.360] It is segment time.
[30:07.360 --> 30:08.200] Oh yeah.
[30:10.200 --> 30:11.080] Come on then, not perpisitive.
[30:11.080 --> 30:13.120] So, sorry, this segment.
[30:14.560 --> 30:17.120] What we're doing is, this is an idea by Scott.
[30:17.120 --> 30:17.960] Thanks, Scott.
[30:17.960 --> 30:18.800] Shout out, Scott.
[30:18.800 --> 30:19.640] Thanks, Scott.
[30:19.640 --> 30:21.280] Scott, Scott, Scott, shout out, Scott.
[30:22.280 --> 30:26.280] Um, me and Billy have both found five famous quotes
[30:26.280 --> 30:30.280] and we'll say one and the other person's got to try and guess who said the quote.
[30:30.280 --> 30:31.280] How many guesses?
[30:32.280 --> 30:35.280] I think it's going to be quite odd, so I'd say unlimited.
[30:35.280 --> 30:36.280] Okay.
[30:36.280 --> 30:37.280] I think it's going to be quite odd.
[30:37.280 --> 30:41.280] I don't really know that many quotes, unless it's like a ridiculously, like famous one.
[30:43.280 --> 30:44.280] Okay.
[30:44.280 --> 30:45.280] All right.
[30:45.280 --> 30:46.280] Yeah.
[30:46.280 --> 30:47.280] Right.
[30:47.280 --> 30:48.280] Right.
[30:48.280 --> 30:50.280] Three, two, three, two, one.
[30:50.280 --> 30:51.280] Go.
[30:51.280 --> 30:52.280] Three, two, one.
[30:52.280 --> 30:53.280] Go.
[30:53.280 --> 30:54.280] Shit.
[30:54.280 --> 30:55.280] Tiles turned.
[30:55.280 --> 30:56.280] It's what?
[30:56.280 --> 30:57.280] Tiles turned.
[30:57.280 --> 30:58.280] Tiles turned.
[30:58.280 --> 30:59.280] Tiles turned.
[30:59.280 --> 31:00.280] Yeah.
[31:00.280 --> 31:01.280] Who won first?
[31:01.280 --> 31:02.280] Yeah, I'll go first.
[31:02.280 --> 31:03.280] What then?
[31:03.280 --> 31:05.280] Do we just say it normally?
[31:05.280 --> 31:07.280] Or do we like to say it as a quote?
[31:07.280 --> 31:10.280] Try and read it in your best voice.
[31:10.280 --> 31:17.280] Life is never fair and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.
[31:17.280 --> 31:19.280] It's a very famous person.
[31:19.280 --> 31:20.280] Winston Churchill.
[31:20.280 --> 31:21.280] No.
[31:21.280 --> 31:22.280] Let's read the quote again.
[31:22.280 --> 31:23.280] Can I have a quote?
[31:23.280 --> 31:24.280] These are going to be odd.
[31:24.280 --> 31:25.280] Are they?
[31:25.280 --> 31:26.280] They're a public figure.
[31:26.280 --> 31:27.280] Public figure.
[31:27.280 --> 31:28.280] Right.
[31:28.280 --> 31:29.280] So like government.
[31:29.280 --> 31:38.280] So like, no, I don't think so.
[31:38.280 --> 31:39.280] Okay.
[31:39.280 --> 31:40.280] Say it again.
[31:40.280 --> 31:45.280] Life is never fair and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.
[31:45.280 --> 31:47.280] Alexander the Great.
[31:47.280 --> 31:48.280] No.
[31:48.280 --> 31:52.280] Let me just do a bit of research of who he is.
[31:52.280 --> 31:54.280] I know it often.
[31:54.280 --> 31:59.280] Oh, he's not the guy who I thought he was.
[31:59.280 --> 32:00.280] He's a very old.
[32:00.280 --> 32:01.280] He's very old.
[32:01.280 --> 32:03.280] Isn't he very old?
[32:03.280 --> 32:04.280] Isn't that?
[32:04.280 --> 32:05.280] No.
[32:05.280 --> 32:07.280] Is it Tolkien who did Lord of the Rings?
[32:07.280 --> 32:08.280] No.
[32:08.280 --> 32:10.280] He's a real human.
[32:10.280 --> 32:11.280] I mean, pardon?
[32:11.280 --> 32:12.280] He's a real.
[32:12.280 --> 32:14.280] He said Lord of the Rings.
[32:14.280 --> 32:16.280] They're not real.
[32:17.280 --> 32:18.280] Tolkien.
[32:18.280 --> 32:20.280] The guy who wrote the books.
[32:20.280 --> 32:22.280] Oh, the guy who wrote the books.
[32:22.280 --> 32:24.280] He's not real.
[32:24.280 --> 32:27.280] He was born in the 1980s.
[32:27.280 --> 32:29.280] The 1980s.
[32:29.280 --> 32:32.280] Nikolai Tesla.
[32:32.280 --> 32:33.280] No.
[32:33.280 --> 32:36.280] Thomas Edison.
[32:36.280 --> 32:37.280] No.
[32:37.280 --> 32:39.280] He was influenced by Shakespeare.
[32:39.280 --> 32:42.280] Oh, I don't know.
[32:42.280 --> 32:43.280] And he's not cut out.
[32:43.280 --> 32:47.280] You're going to pitch to him when I tell you what I thought he was.
[32:47.280 --> 32:48.280] Good.
[32:48.280 --> 32:49.280] I don't know what it is.
[32:49.280 --> 32:50.280] It's Oscar Wilde.
[32:50.280 --> 32:51.280] Oscar Wilde.
[32:51.280 --> 32:52.280] Yeah.
[32:52.280 --> 32:53.280] Who's that?
[32:53.280 --> 32:54.280] I don't know that.
[32:54.280 --> 32:55.280] Right.
[32:55.280 --> 32:59.280] So I thought it was Oscar Wilde that him who was the power of logic and he shot his wife.
[32:59.280 --> 33:03.280] See, that's the first thing that came to mind as well.
[33:03.280 --> 33:04.280] That's a wise story of work.
[33:04.280 --> 33:06.280] But in that notorious wild or something like that.
[33:06.280 --> 33:07.280] Yeah.
[33:07.280 --> 33:09.280] And then I read the quote and I thought that's probably something he'd say.
[33:09.280 --> 33:12.280] Well, if he's never fair, perhaps it's a good thing for most of us.
[33:12.280 --> 33:14.280] It's not probably his wife who got shot.
[33:14.280 --> 33:15.280] Yeah.
[33:15.280 --> 33:16.280] Yeah.
[33:16.280 --> 33:18.280] Oscar Wilde is.
[33:18.280 --> 33:21.280] Yeah, he's very famous.
[33:21.280 --> 33:23.280] He's the most.
[33:23.280 --> 33:26.280] I can't describe what he is.
[33:26.280 --> 33:28.280] I think he liked rich players and that.
[33:28.280 --> 33:29.280] Oh, right.
[33:29.280 --> 33:30.280] Okay.
[33:30.280 --> 33:31.280] I don't know.
[33:31.280 --> 33:32.280] Matted.
[33:32.280 --> 33:33.280] Was an Irish poet.
[33:33.280 --> 33:34.280] Yeah, a poet and player.
[33:34.280 --> 33:35.280] Okay.
[33:35.280 --> 33:36.280] Nice.
[33:36.280 --> 33:37.280] Okay.
[33:37.280 --> 33:38.280] Yeah, go for it.
[33:39.280 --> 33:41.280] You ready?
[33:41.280 --> 33:42.280] Ready.
[33:42.280 --> 33:49.280] Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized.
[33:49.280 --> 33:50.280] Adele.
[33:50.280 --> 33:51.280] No.
[33:51.280 --> 33:52.280] Ricky Gervais.
[33:52.280 --> 33:53.280] What do you think to that court?
[33:53.280 --> 33:54.280] I don't really get it.
[33:54.280 --> 33:55.280] I think it makes sense.
[33:55.280 --> 33:56.280] Something about painting.
[33:56.280 --> 33:57.280] What?
[33:57.280 --> 33:58.280] Say again.
[33:58.280 --> 34:03.280] Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized.
[34:03.280 --> 34:05.280] It's wrong into it.
[34:05.280 --> 34:06.280] So like they're saying.
[34:06.280 --> 34:09.280] Like if you can't even do that, like what's what you're doing?
[34:09.280 --> 34:10.280] You think.
[34:10.280 --> 34:11.280] Yeah, basically.
[34:11.280 --> 34:12.280] It should be sterilized.
[34:12.280 --> 34:13.280] Yeah.
[34:13.280 --> 34:14.280] So you shouldn't have kids.
[34:14.280 --> 34:19.280] Like if you think the sky's green and the fields are blue, what do you think about that?
[34:19.280 --> 34:20.280] Do you think it makes sense?
[34:20.280 --> 34:21.280] No.
[34:21.280 --> 34:22.280] No.
[34:22.280 --> 34:23.280] Why are you tricking it?
[34:23.280 --> 34:24.280] They're done.
[34:24.280 --> 34:26.280] The fucking green fields are green.
[34:26.280 --> 34:27.280] The fucking sky's blue.
[34:27.280 --> 34:28.280] Yeah, but that's what you're saying.
[34:28.280 --> 34:33.280] Anybody who paints, anybody who paints it like that is obviously an idiot.
[34:33.280 --> 34:34.280] Well, yeah.
[34:34.280 --> 34:35.280] Why would you paint it?
[34:35.280 --> 34:36.280] It's not real.
[34:36.280 --> 34:37.280] It doesn't matter then, does it?
[34:37.280 --> 34:38.280] If it's not real.
[34:38.280 --> 34:41.280] You don't understand what I'm saying.
[34:41.280 --> 34:42.280] Is it DaVinci?
[34:42.280 --> 34:43.280] No.
[34:43.280 --> 34:46.280] Is it an artist?
[34:46.280 --> 34:48.280] You could say he's an artist, yeah.
[34:48.280 --> 34:49.280] Banksy?
[34:49.280 --> 34:50.280] No?
[34:50.280 --> 34:51.280] He definitely did.
[34:51.280 --> 34:53.280] He definitely did some art.
[34:53.280 --> 34:54.280] Leonardo.
[34:54.280 --> 34:57.280] In what court is he off?
[34:57.280 --> 34:58.280] Van Gogh.
[34:58.280 --> 34:59.280] Yeah.
[34:59.280 --> 35:00.280] No.
[35:00.280 --> 35:02.280] Is it a historical figure?
[35:03.280 --> 35:04.280] Do you like the court?
[35:04.280 --> 35:05.280] I don't get it.
[35:05.280 --> 35:06.280] I don't get the court.
[35:06.280 --> 35:07.280] You don't get the court.
[35:07.280 --> 35:08.280] Okay.
[35:08.280 --> 35:10.280] You don't have to get the court.
[35:10.280 --> 35:11.280] Is it an icon?
[35:11.280 --> 35:12.280] Is it an iconic?
[35:12.280 --> 35:13.280] Is it a he?
[35:13.280 --> 35:15.280] It's definitely a he.
[35:15.280 --> 35:17.280] And he's an icon.
[35:17.280 --> 35:18.280] I don't, I wouldn't.
[35:18.280 --> 35:20.280] Well, I know who he is.
[35:20.280 --> 35:22.280] You will definitely know who he is.
[35:22.280 --> 35:23.280] Is he still around now?
[35:23.280 --> 35:24.280] No.
[35:24.280 --> 35:25.280] His dad is dead.
[35:25.280 --> 35:26.280] Yeah.
[35:26.280 --> 35:27.280] Martin Luther King.
[35:27.280 --> 35:28.280] No.
[35:29.280 --> 35:30.280] No.
[35:30.280 --> 35:32.280] I'm just thinking of people to quote.
[35:32.280 --> 35:33.280] Yeah.
[35:33.280 --> 35:34.280] Is English.
[35:34.280 --> 35:35.280] King.
[35:35.280 --> 35:37.280] King M of the eighth.
[35:37.280 --> 35:38.280] No.
[35:38.280 --> 35:42.280] I can't believe I've done this.
[35:42.280 --> 35:47.280] Let's say it was a very...
[35:47.280 --> 35:48.280] I don't know.
[35:48.280 --> 35:49.280] Hitler.
[35:49.280 --> 35:50.280] Yes.
[35:50.280 --> 35:52.280] Is that a Hitler?
[35:52.280 --> 35:53.280] Is it?
[35:53.280 --> 35:54.280] Yeah.
[35:54.280 --> 35:57.280] He would have painted it with only first people like an artist, weren't he?
[35:57.280 --> 35:58.280] I don't know.
[35:58.280 --> 35:59.280] He tried to get into art school.
[35:59.280 --> 36:00.280] Oh, are we?
[36:00.280 --> 36:01.280] Yeah.
[36:01.280 --> 36:02.280] That's why I decided that they didn't get in.
[36:02.280 --> 36:05.280] They didn't get in and just killed everybody for it.
[36:05.280 --> 36:06.280] Yeah.
[36:06.280 --> 36:07.280] Yeah.
[36:07.280 --> 36:08.280] Very insecure, man.
[36:08.280 --> 36:11.280] That's what it was.
[36:11.280 --> 36:12.280] Yeah.
[36:12.280 --> 36:14.280] I wanted to get you to say like,
[36:14.280 --> 36:15.280] I like that court.
[36:15.280 --> 36:16.280] That's a really good deal.
[36:16.280 --> 36:18.280] You're trying to get me to a fucking agree.
[36:18.280 --> 36:19.280] Yeah.
[36:19.280 --> 36:20.280] Sorry.
[36:20.280 --> 36:22.280] You're fucking wronging you.
[36:22.280 --> 36:26.280] I'm sorry.
[36:26.280 --> 36:28.280] That...
[36:28.280 --> 36:30.280] Our greatest lies...
[36:30.280 --> 36:38.280] Wait, let me say it again because I put a gap in between me and we shouldn't have put a gap.
[36:38.280 --> 36:40.280] Our greatest weakness lies in giving up.
[36:40.280 --> 36:45.280] The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
[36:45.280 --> 36:47.280] Theodore Roosevelt.
[36:47.280 --> 36:48.280] No.
[36:48.280 --> 36:51.280] Is that here on the bus?
[36:51.280 --> 36:52.280] No.
[36:52.280 --> 36:55.280] Theodore Roosevelt was the president of America.
[36:56.280 --> 36:57.280] Uh...
[37:01.280 --> 37:03.280] Did you watch Night Museum?
[37:03.280 --> 37:04.280] Yeah.
[37:04.280 --> 37:05.280] You know the guy in the horse.
[37:05.280 --> 37:06.280] Oh, yeah.
[37:06.280 --> 37:07.280] That's Theodore Roosevelt.
[37:07.280 --> 37:08.280] I don't think you were a woman.
[37:08.280 --> 37:09.280] That's Theodore Roosevelt.
[37:09.280 --> 37:10.280] Yeah.
[37:10.280 --> 37:11.280] Yeah.
[37:11.280 --> 37:12.280] Robbing Williams.
[37:12.280 --> 37:13.280] Yeah.
[37:13.280 --> 37:14.280] Robbing Williams isn't Theodore Roosevelt.
[37:14.280 --> 37:15.280] Yeah.
[37:15.280 --> 37:16.280] You played the character.
[37:16.280 --> 37:17.280] Yeah.
[37:17.280 --> 37:20.280] Can I have it again?
[37:20.280 --> 37:23.280] Our greatest weakness lies in giving up.
[37:23.280 --> 37:28.280] The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
[37:28.280 --> 37:29.280] Is it...
[37:29.280 --> 37:32.280] Is it a man or a woman?
[37:32.280 --> 37:33.280] Man.
[37:33.280 --> 37:34.280] Is he a political person?
[37:34.280 --> 37:35.280] No.
[37:35.280 --> 37:37.280] Is he a famous person?
[37:37.280 --> 37:38.280] Yes.
[37:38.280 --> 37:39.280] Very.
[37:39.280 --> 37:40.280] Is he a movie star?
[37:40.280 --> 37:41.280] No.
[37:41.280 --> 37:42.280] He's dead.
[37:42.280 --> 37:43.280] Is he like a...
[37:43.280 --> 37:45.280] It's a famous person.
[37:45.280 --> 37:48.280] Is he a civil rights activist?
[37:48.280 --> 37:49.280] No.
[37:49.280 --> 37:50.280] Is he...
[37:50.280 --> 37:52.280] Is he a bum?
[37:52.280 --> 37:53.280] No.
[37:53.280 --> 37:57.280] Is most famous for inventing something?
[37:57.280 --> 37:58.280] Is it Nikola Tesla?
[37:58.280 --> 37:59.280] No.
[37:59.280 --> 38:00.280] If inventing something.
[38:00.280 --> 38:01.280] Thomas Edison.
[38:01.280 --> 38:02.280] Yeah.
[38:02.280 --> 38:03.280] No.
[38:03.280 --> 38:04.280] Nice.
[38:04.280 --> 38:05.280] Electricity.
[38:05.280 --> 38:06.280] Yeah.
[38:06.280 --> 38:07.280] Nice.
[38:07.280 --> 38:08.280] It's a nice motivational quote for you, isn't it?
[38:08.280 --> 38:09.280] Go on, get it as again.
[38:09.280 --> 38:11.280] Our greatest weakness lies in giving up.
[38:11.280 --> 38:16.280] The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
[38:16.280 --> 38:19.280] Do you know what's really good at getting quotes?
[38:19.280 --> 38:20.280] Morgan Freeman.
[38:21.280 --> 38:22.280] Like his voice.
[38:22.280 --> 38:23.280] Yeah.
[38:23.280 --> 38:24.280] I think so.
[38:24.280 --> 38:25.280] Yeah.
[38:25.280 --> 38:26.280] No, like, just how he says it.
[38:26.280 --> 38:27.280] Right.
[38:27.280 --> 38:28.280] Go on then.
[38:28.280 --> 38:33.280] For the love of money is the root of all evil.
[38:33.280 --> 38:36.280] So this is clearly someone rich.
[38:36.280 --> 38:40.280] For the love of money is the root of all evil.
[38:40.280 --> 38:41.280] Uh...
[38:41.280 --> 38:42.280] Jordan Balford.
[38:42.280 --> 38:43.280] No.
[38:43.280 --> 38:46.280] That would be good guess, though.
[38:47.280 --> 38:50.280] For the love of money is the root of all evil.
[38:50.280 --> 38:51.280] Uh...
[38:51.280 --> 38:52.280] His Margaret.
[38:52.280 --> 38:53.280] No.
[38:53.280 --> 38:54.280] Donald Trump.
[38:54.280 --> 38:55.280] No.
[38:55.280 --> 38:56.280] Um...
[38:56.280 --> 38:57.280] Adam Sandler.
[38:57.280 --> 39:03.280] This is a very old, very old quote.
[39:03.280 --> 39:04.280] Uh...
[39:04.280 --> 39:05.280] Martin Luther King.
[39:05.280 --> 39:06.280] Welder.
[39:06.280 --> 39:07.280] Welder.
[39:07.280 --> 39:08.280] Welder.
[39:08.280 --> 39:09.280] Um...
[39:09.280 --> 39:12.280] It's gonna be like a fucking spot in or something, isn't it?
[39:12.280 --> 39:13.280] Probably about, I don't know.
[39:13.280 --> 39:14.280] Two thousand years ago.
[39:14.280 --> 39:15.280] Jesus!
[39:15.280 --> 39:16.280] Jesus!
[39:16.280 --> 39:20.280] Well, it's from the Bible.
[39:20.280 --> 39:21.280] Joseph!
[39:21.280 --> 39:22.280] It's...
[39:22.280 --> 39:23.280] Muhammad!
[39:23.280 --> 39:24.280] It's Timothy.
[39:24.280 --> 39:25.280] What the fuck's Timothy?
[39:25.280 --> 39:26.280] It's Timothy 610.
[39:26.280 --> 39:27.280] Oh, is that?
[39:27.280 --> 39:28.280] Uh...
[39:28.280 --> 39:29.280] Is he...?
[39:29.280 --> 39:30.280] I don't know what...
[39:30.280 --> 39:31.280] Joseph!
[39:31.280 --> 39:32.280] I can't remember.
[39:32.280 --> 39:33.280] It's from the Bible anyway.
[39:33.280 --> 39:34.280] How did you...
[39:34.280 --> 39:35.280] How were I ever gonna get that?
[39:35.280 --> 39:36.280] Well, I mean...
[39:36.280 --> 39:37.280] What do you even invent that?
[39:37.280 --> 39:39.280] I mean, you did pretty much good at it.
[39:39.280 --> 39:41.280] Well, well, because I said Jesus.
[39:41.280 --> 39:42.280] Yeah.
[39:42.280 --> 39:44.280] Okay, this one you'll never get.
[39:44.280 --> 39:46.280] No, thank you.
[39:46.280 --> 39:49.280] It's another motivational one.
[39:49.280 --> 39:53.280] If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic,
[39:53.280 --> 39:55.280] all your dreams can come true.
[39:55.280 --> 39:56.280] Great figure.
[39:56.280 --> 39:57.280] Is that...
[39:57.280 --> 39:59.280] Honestly, an inspiration to this entire...
[39:59.280 --> 40:01.280] Is that Walt, doesn't it?
[40:01.280 --> 40:02.280] No.
[40:02.280 --> 40:05.280] You'll...
[40:05.280 --> 40:06.280] When I...
[40:06.280 --> 40:08.280] He's been there the entire time.
[40:08.280 --> 40:09.280] He's always been there.
[40:09.280 --> 40:10.280] Is it David Attenborough?
[40:10.280 --> 40:11.280] No.
[40:12.280 --> 40:13.280] Uh...
[40:13.280 --> 40:15.280] He gets you real tough times.
[40:15.280 --> 40:16.280] Tom Hanks.
[40:16.280 --> 40:17.280] No.
[40:17.280 --> 40:18.280] He's not...
[40:18.280 --> 40:19.280] He hates Tom Hanks.
[40:19.280 --> 40:21.280] I don't hate Tom Hanks.
[40:21.280 --> 40:23.280] Just think he might be a pedo.
[40:23.280 --> 40:25.280] Uh...
[40:25.280 --> 40:27.280] He always gives you a smile.
[40:27.280 --> 40:29.280] Always gives you a smile.
[40:29.280 --> 40:32.280] I'm gonna need some extra help.
[40:32.280 --> 40:33.280] Uh...
[40:33.280 --> 40:36.280] He lives in a peculiar place.
[40:36.280 --> 40:38.280] Is it SpongeBob?
[40:38.280 --> 40:39.280] Yeah!
[40:39.280 --> 40:40.280] Is it SpongeBob?
[40:40.280 --> 40:41.280] Yeah!
[40:41.280 --> 40:43.280] Let's fucking mirror in there.
[40:43.280 --> 40:44.280] No!
[40:44.280 --> 40:45.280] You can see from there.
[40:45.280 --> 40:46.280] I can't see, Billy!
[40:46.280 --> 40:49.280] It's on other side at Bloody Wall.
[40:49.280 --> 40:50.280] SpongeBob?
[40:50.280 --> 40:51.280] Yeah.
[40:51.280 --> 40:52.280] That's what I was going to say.
[40:52.280 --> 40:54.280] Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
[40:54.280 --> 40:56.280] Spodge Bob Square, Pat's...
[40:56.280 --> 40:57.280] I used to watch that constantly.
[40:57.280 --> 40:58.280] Great here.
[40:58.280 --> 41:00.280] It was one of my favorite, favorite cartoons.
[41:00.280 --> 41:01.280] Go on.
[41:01.280 --> 41:02.280] Crack on.
[41:02.280 --> 41:03.280] Erm...
[41:03.280 --> 41:04.280] Right...
[41:04.280 --> 41:13.720] right. That's not what your country can do for you. That's what you can do for your country.
[41:13.720 --> 41:19.240] Winston Churchill. No. It's a president though, isn't it?
[41:19.240 --> 41:29.880] It's somewhat like that, yeah. Captain America. No. I thought that's what that poster
[41:29.880 --> 41:36.360] we were about when it were like we want you to join the army. It's uh it's not
[41:36.360 --> 41:47.880] during World War II. No, it's more recent. Ricky Sunak? No. Is it English? No.
[41:47.880 --> 41:56.840] American? Yes. Donald Trump? No. A Barack Obama? No. Is it a US president? Yes. George
[41:57.480 --> 42:08.600] Bush? George W. Bush? No. Uh Lincoln. Abraham Lincoln? No. God let me think it's more.
[42:08.600 --> 42:14.280] Abraham Lincoln was also a way before World War II but this is after. This is after World War
[42:14.280 --> 42:19.320] II. What's that? Oh it's been Clinton. Right, no.
[42:19.400 --> 42:29.960] Um oh God who's been president? Trump? Biden? No. Biden almost did definitely not
[42:29.960 --> 42:34.600] say that. It can't even string his ring normal sentence. Wait because he's doing it. Biden.
[42:34.600 --> 42:44.040] Trump. Barackah. I don't know the actual area. I think it might have been the 60s, the 70s.
[42:45.000 --> 42:50.840] I think I think it might be that. I'm not entirely sure. Uh emo got shot. Uh driving down.
[42:50.840 --> 43:01.640] What's it? Jeff K. There you go. Yeah. Great one. You, me or nobody is going to hit us hard as life
[43:01.640 --> 43:07.400] but that is Sylvester Stallone. I'm glad you got that. That's one of my favorite things that
[43:07.400 --> 43:11.560] eight note I would try and do. Do you know if I'm feeling a bit down and out but eight note I can't
[43:11.640 --> 43:19.000] do it. Ain't nobody going to hit as hard as life. Age. I can't do it. Sylvester Stallone.
[43:19.560 --> 43:24.680] If I'm feeling down and out that speech gets me up I feel like I'm ready to fucking smack a lion.
[43:24.680 --> 43:31.640] Like honestly I'm ready to go one on one with a lion bear hands. Yeah go on then. Uh right I'm
[43:31.640 --> 43:36.040] just finding one now because I'm just going on the list. Uh right let's have a look.
[43:41.880 --> 43:47.800] Let's have a look. I'm going to do like a right easy one but there's no point in that because it's
[43:47.800 --> 43:52.600] just too easy. I had a dream. Well that one. Um
[43:56.120 --> 44:01.160] Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
[44:01.880 --> 44:09.080] For which gun? No. I don't know he did that one didn't he? Life is like a box of chocolates. Life
[44:09.080 --> 44:13.960] is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
[44:16.760 --> 44:20.680] Can you hear me ending over clothes? No it's bringing to my head straight away.
[44:20.680 --> 44:33.240] Uh he's a scientist. Uh Tesla. No. Um Ben Affleck. No. What? Did you just say Ben Affleck?
[44:33.240 --> 44:38.120] Did you just say Ben Affleck for a scientist? Yeah no Ben Ben Ben Benjamin.
[44:39.720 --> 44:46.520] Benjamin. Franklin. That is that's also not a scientist. Benjamin. That was a president
[44:46.520 --> 44:52.440] weren't it? No it was not him. It's not a Benjamin. No. Okay. Uh can't hang on here for
[44:52.440 --> 44:59.640] scientists. Um there was a film that came out recently of which he was
[44:59.640 --> 45:06.040] still knocking. Of which he was slightly in. The film wasn't about the person but he was in this
[45:06.040 --> 45:12.200] but it's not him it was somebody playing him. There was a film that came out recently
[45:13.160 --> 45:19.160] and he was his character was in the film. It's a real person don't confuse character. I mean like
[45:19.160 --> 45:24.600] he's somebody playing him was in the film. I'm not telling you that. I don't know many scientists
[45:24.600 --> 45:33.320] theory or everything. Um there was a film that came out recently. He keeps saying it and it also
[45:33.320 --> 45:41.000] came out the same weekend as another film. Openheimer. Right it's not openheimer but it is that film.
[45:41.000 --> 45:45.320] The guy who invented the atomic bomb. That is openheimer. Yeah the him though that person.
[45:45.320 --> 45:51.560] Yes that right the film is called openheimer. Yeah the guy is also called openheimer. Oh is it?
[45:51.560 --> 45:58.200] Yes no it's not him. There's one other scientist in there. Come on it's a pretty well known one.
[45:59.000 --> 46:03.720] Right I'm going to give you a major clone if you don't get it. E equals mc squared.
[46:04.920 --> 46:12.120] Busta rhymes. I don't know. Come on I don't know. I don't know what he is. He's got white frizzy hair.
[46:14.040 --> 46:16.760] Big white frizzy hair. He's German. Einstein.
[46:19.480 --> 46:25.880] All the Einstein. There you go. Yeah. Life is like riding a bicycle. Keep your balance you must
[46:25.880 --> 46:33.400] keep moving. Einstein. Right I've got one more left. Oh no. We do not come to fear the future.
[46:33.400 --> 46:42.040] We come here to shape it. Again. We did not come to fear future. Wait let me take it. We did not come
[46:42.040 --> 46:53.640] to fear the the future. We did not come to fear the future. The future. We came here to shape it.
[46:53.640 --> 47:00.360] Right. Can I have it again please but. I think we did not come to fear the future.
[47:00.360 --> 47:11.560] We came here to shape it. Is it somebody in like government? Yes.
[47:12.760 --> 47:16.760] Is it Theodore Roosevelt? No. Is it Winston Churchill? No.
[47:17.640 --> 47:26.040] Uh. Is it English? No. Is it American? Yes. Is it Benjamin Franklin? No.
[47:30.040 --> 47:30.920] George Washington. No.
[47:37.080 --> 47:41.960] I don't know that many American presidents. Fair the reason. Fair the reason. Trump. No.
[47:42.920 --> 47:53.960] Barack Obama. Yes. Nice. Uh. Like not all those who wonder are lost. Steve wonder.
[47:57.240 --> 48:08.280] No. Is it a fictional character? Uh. I'd say the character is not fiction. The person is
[48:08.280 --> 48:14.200] responsible for fiction. Real dark. No. That woman will be invented Harry Potter.
[48:15.800 --> 48:23.640] I forgot her name. J.K. Rowling. Yeah but no. Uh. Is he a director? Is he a writer?
[48:24.600 --> 48:31.960] With a both. Oh so he's written a book on his director to film. Spielberg. No. James Cameron.
[48:32.040 --> 48:37.800] Whatever his name is. Cameron. No. Emily D'Avatar. No. Uh.
[48:41.800 --> 48:45.240] Uh. What's that guy who? I just want to go back to the thing where he said he'd
[48:45.240 --> 48:50.200] uh, read the book and directed the film. I think that's true. I think, I think, I think that is the
[48:50.200 --> 48:53.160] thing. What do you think he wrote a book or you think he? No. I definitely know he wrote a book.
[48:53.160 --> 48:57.320] I just, I think he directed the film as well. Or he would like co-director or something.
[48:57.320 --> 49:01.880] So he wrote a book. Definitely wrote a book. I think he might have co-directed the film.
[49:01.880 --> 49:06.200] I don't know how many authors. Um. Stephen King. No.
[49:11.000 --> 49:13.960] Um.
[49:14.680 --> 49:16.680] Um.
[49:18.200 --> 49:20.200] Star Wars.
[49:20.520 --> 49:22.520] Indiana Jones.
[49:24.520 --> 49:26.520] What?
[49:27.720 --> 49:32.120] Wait, hang on. I may have got that wrong. Wait, let me, let me try. I, I always not singing it,
[49:32.120 --> 49:36.600] but it's just, Michigan possible. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Um.
[49:36.600 --> 49:38.600] Um.
[50:02.120 --> 50:05.720] Come on. No idea. There's big, there's fans of this film that it liked tearing their hair out.
[50:07.560 --> 50:10.280] Right. I've mentioned this person on this podcast.
[50:10.280 --> 50:11.640] Load of rings. Toe-lanks.
[50:16.280 --> 50:20.200] Toe-lanks did not write load of rings. Uh, hobbit.
[50:21.320 --> 50:26.520] It's the same person, rip that, the books. What's he called? Oh, is it this guy? He's a guy. Yes.
[50:26.520 --> 50:32.200] Oh, fuck. I don't know. Come on. I've said his name. I said his name like 10, 15 minutes ago.
[50:32.920 --> 50:36.600] Oh, yeah. Uh, fuck. What did you say?
[50:37.400 --> 50:43.320] Todd. No. No, I didn't say Todd. I didn't listen. It's a Todd.
[50:45.800 --> 50:49.880] Did you give me a T though, didn't it? Yes. Come on, Tom. Come on. You're gonna get it. No.
[50:49.880 --> 50:50.360] No. No.
[50:53.960 --> 50:59.000] What, what were you on about? Nah, nah, nah, nah. Is it, is it, it begins with a T and an O.
[50:59.000 --> 51:07.800] Turbo. No. No. No. No. No. No. Right.
[51:07.800 --> 51:19.240] begins with a T-O-L. T-O-L? Yes. Tully. No. Tully. No. Tully. No. Tully. No. Tully. Come on,
[51:19.240 --> 51:23.640] Billy. You like load of rings. Yeah, but I don't know, fucking written. I'm not, I'm obsessed with it.
[51:23.720 --> 51:33.080] Tully. Tully. Tullas. No. Tullas. You're getting closer. Come on. Tullas. No. Tullazaki.
[51:33.080 --> 51:36.680] Right. I'm gonna give, I'm gonna give you another letter and you're gonna get it immediately.
[51:36.680 --> 51:48.920] You got it. T-O-L-K. Tully. There you go. Nice. Got the original. Yeah. Right. That's a segment done.
[51:49.480 --> 51:51.640] That's it. Can I give a shout out? Can I just go?
[51:53.240 --> 51:56.360] I want to give a shout out to listeners. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
[51:57.400 --> 52:05.880] We're going to want to tell them. Yeah. We've got over a thousand followers just on Spotify.
[52:05.880 --> 52:12.840] Yeah. And with a, over 30K downloads. 31,000 listens from seven people. We don't know
[52:12.920 --> 52:20.840] that's money. We've managed it, but yeah. Let's get alive. Yeah. Not only that, like it's just
[52:22.520 --> 52:26.680] things are happening in a minute, aren't they? Yeah. Like listens. We don't know why. Somebody must
[52:26.680 --> 52:33.160] have shared his video or somebody somewhere or something. Yeah. Yeah. Shout out to you guys.
[52:33.160 --> 52:37.240] Listen, thanks guys. Yeah. Appreciate it. Wait, wait. I want to plug some of it. Go on then.
[52:37.240 --> 52:43.400] Quick. Right. I'm doing stand up in the last two weeks of February. I've got no Instagram
[52:43.400 --> 52:50.280] account. Bility, comic, follow it. So there. Billy just want to let you know we've been keeping it
[52:50.280 --> 52:55.800] secret. Billy is a world-renowned comic. He usually goes under a different name. That's why you
[52:55.800 --> 53:03.400] don't know him as Billy. Billy T. Yeah. What's your Instagram name, Billy? Billy T. Billy T.
[53:04.280 --> 53:10.680] Bility, comic. So it's at Bility, comic. Yeah. Yeah. That's the handle. Drop Billy a fellow.
[53:10.680 --> 53:17.080] Follow. Drop me a fellow. Yeah. Yeah. He's a world-renowned comic. He's up and coming.
[53:17.720 --> 53:23.880] So he's a bit of both. He's going to do some stand-up gigs somewhere, open that night night. So
[53:24.600 --> 53:30.600] if you don't like Billy and you want to echo him, get to the show. But after you've made him cry,
[53:30.600 --> 53:32.920] why? Game a few quid or something. Bye. Everybody on my pint.
[53:32.920 --> 53:35.480] And just realize if you do like this podcast will not exist anymore.
[53:38.440 --> 53:40.920] Yeah. Thanks guys. Cheers guys. Bye. Bye.
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