Ep 4: THE DEVIL'S MULLET - RESTYLED

[00:00:00] [SPEAKER_06]: How high, Ramon Fear here? Would you fancy some mind-bending? Well, experience the lighter side of psychological terror, mass delusion and brutal death.

[00:00:11] [SPEAKER_06]: As I guide you through two of my favorite territories. In person, book your tickets now for Ramon Fear's terror tapes live from cheerful, upstairs at the bedford on Sunday that 20th October, a 22nd beer because if you don't, people die.

[00:00:29] [SPEAKER_06]: But, some point, go to chevolevol.co.uk and enjoy some fear.

[00:00:35] Will you be here?

[00:00:42] [SPEAKER_06]: Into a little bit of the old devil's mother, sorry.

[00:00:46] [SPEAKER_06]: You dirty little stout.

[00:00:49] [SPEAKER_06]: But wait, you can get even more kicks in this October as we release three special terror tapes,

[00:00:55] [SPEAKER_06]: kicking off with fish food live on the 14th October, Trojan Horse Live on the 21st

[00:01:02] [SPEAKER_06]: and a Halloween spectacular beyond the limit on the 28th positively filthy.

[00:01:09] [SPEAKER_06]: You can find more details at ramonfier.com and a terror tapes part on the social.

[00:01:16] [SPEAKER_06]: Now, on you go.

[00:01:42] [SPEAKER_06]: One is art, too, is porn even if it's your birthday.

[00:01:47] [SPEAKER_06]: Greetings, my friends. We've all won things we've regret.

[00:01:52] [SPEAKER_06]: Why denim?

[00:01:53] [SPEAKER_06]: Lather sucks.

[00:01:55] [SPEAKER_06]: Essess shell suits.

[00:01:58] [SPEAKER_06]: Nothing at all.

[00:02:00] [SPEAKER_06]: But, consider it could be a symptom of a deeper malaise.

[00:02:05] [SPEAKER_06]: The midlife crisis.

[00:02:07] [SPEAKER_06]: Like a knife through the heart of your failing body, a slapty or wrinkled face, a kickty

[00:02:14] [SPEAKER_06]: over that floor level genitals.

[00:02:16] [SPEAKER_06]: A goose still saggy, bummed way to have lost my trade and thought,

[00:02:22] [SPEAKER_06]: oh, they'd do that to you.

[00:02:23] [SPEAKER_06]: A goose to your saggy.

[00:02:25] [SPEAKER_06]: No, hold on.

[00:02:28] [SPEAKER_06]: Wishes?

[00:02:28] [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, wishes.

[00:02:29] [SPEAKER_06]: Are they really all they cracked up to me?

[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_06]: Is the genius of the lamp really just a cumulus prick of lies?

[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_06]: Well, like my dealer always said,

[00:02:39] [SPEAKER_06]: because of what you wish for.

[00:02:50] [SPEAKER_06]: Those fucking ideas was that.

[00:03:09] [SPEAKER_09]: The lamp's solution is, can I ask his calling?

[00:03:12] [SPEAKER_09]: That does sound very urgent.

[00:03:14] [SPEAKER_09]: I'm just going to put you on hold for one minute.

[00:03:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Did you get your muffin, John?

[00:03:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, I did. Thanks, Des.

[00:03:21] [SPEAKER_05]: And the vouchers.

[00:03:22] [SPEAKER_05]: There are a lot of people off today.

[00:03:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Thanks, guys.

[00:03:25] [SPEAKER_14]: Is it birthday, John?

[00:03:27] [SPEAKER_14]: We're doing for your birthday, John.

[00:03:28] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, just, you know how it is, just low key.

[00:03:32] [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, no, it's nice.

[00:03:33] [SPEAKER_14]: It's heavy nothing, mate.

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_14]: Do you want a trade?

[00:03:35] [SPEAKER_14]: I can't.

[00:03:36] [SPEAKER_05]: No, no, I get funny.

[00:03:38] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to catch up on a bit of Vera.

[00:03:40] [SPEAKER_14]: I see me three.

[00:03:41] [SPEAKER_14]: I fucking love it.

[00:03:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe lay off the coffee crate.

[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_14]: My back to the sandside room real trouble.

[00:04:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Hi, love.

[00:04:00] [SPEAKER_05]: It's me.

[00:04:01] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm away back.

[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Probably won't make the shop.

[00:04:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Did you get a bleach?

[00:04:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Ah, no.

[00:04:08] [SPEAKER_05]: I forgot to pick up the bleach.

[00:04:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Never mind, I'll go tomorrow.

[00:04:12] [SPEAKER_03]: You're trying to hold a ghost.

[00:04:13] [SPEAKER_05]: I know, I told you.

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Listen, it's just a shop shut now so I'm going to have to go and...

[00:04:21] [SPEAKER_05]: It's my birthday.

[00:04:22] [SPEAKER_03]: John, why are you making a thing this?

[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't care, it bleach.

[00:04:26] [SPEAKER_05]: You say you don't care but you're the one who's going to be sitting on it.

[00:04:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't care, John.

[00:04:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Why is it always the toilet, your obsessed?

[00:04:33] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not obsessed.

[00:04:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Hello?

[00:04:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Jesus, mate.

[00:04:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Tell the lights on.

[00:04:51] [SPEAKER_05]: You're trying to get out.

[00:04:53] [SPEAKER_05]: You need a pass.

[00:04:55] [SPEAKER_05]: No, John.

[00:05:05] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm...

[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_04]: We're indoors.

[00:05:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Single glazing, mate.

[00:05:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Nothing to do with me, I'm just...

[00:05:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[00:05:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I know.

[00:05:17] [SPEAKER_02]: How did you get in here?

[00:05:19] [SPEAKER_04]: John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John.

[00:05:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Have a nice birthday, John.

[00:05:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Why have you had home, preparing dinner, making your birthday,

[00:05:32] [SPEAKER_04]: going to have a pudding?

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_05]: No, she's a human rights lawyer.

[00:05:38] [SPEAKER_05]: She's the breadwinner.

[00:05:40] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't make nearly as much as her.

[00:05:41] [SPEAKER_05]: You're being a bit...

[00:05:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Well, uh...

[00:05:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Old fashioned?

[00:05:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I'm sorry.

[00:05:46] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't realise I was dealing with the TC brigade.

[00:05:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, even that's a little old fashioned.

[00:05:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Happy birthday, John.

[00:05:55] [SPEAKER_04]: A little gift from me.

[00:05:56] [SPEAKER_04]: To you.

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh!

[00:06:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Thanks.

[00:06:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Huh?

[00:06:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Is this bleach?

[00:06:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Thought you might need some, John.

[00:06:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh well, that's officially the weirdest birthday present I have ever been given.

[00:06:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Although, I actually do.

[00:06:19] [SPEAKER_04]: It's special brand.

[00:06:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Put a special day, John.

[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Have you had...

[00:06:26] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I haven't seen this before.

[00:06:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Is this your own brand?

[00:06:33] [SPEAKER_05]: You're good, say that.

[00:06:34] [SPEAKER_04]: I've got no label.

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_04]: It's this legal.

[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_04]: I think what you're really asking is,

[00:06:40] [SPEAKER_04]: does this work?

[00:06:42] [SPEAKER_04]: No.

[00:06:43] [SPEAKER_05]: What I'm really asking is, is this legal?

[00:06:45] [SPEAKER_04]: You asked too many questions, John.

[00:06:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Once the worst had could happen,

[00:06:50] [SPEAKER_04]: do you feel you've lived a little likely in your four to two years on this plan?

[00:06:55] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, that's creepy that you know that, but no,

[00:06:58] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm completely fine.

[00:07:00] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm only 42.

[00:07:01] [SPEAKER_05]: You don't feel like you've taken enough.

[00:07:05] This...

[00:07:06] [SPEAKER_04]: What are we talking about here?

[00:07:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Why don't you pour that stuff down the bowl and just go with the flow?

[00:07:14] [SPEAKER_04]: You're worried, John.

[00:07:16] [SPEAKER_04]: I can see it in your face.

[00:07:18] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not worried.

[00:07:19] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm a little creeped out.

[00:07:21] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what they all say.

[00:07:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Do they go home, John?

[00:07:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Tell wife it aboard and all down the toilet.

[00:07:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Or you?

[00:07:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Mr. Martin here.

[00:07:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Again, she's a lawyer.

[00:07:36] [SPEAKER_04]: It'll change your life, John.

[00:07:39] [SPEAKER_04]: If I am my toilet.

[00:07:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Listen, you can trust me.

[00:07:44] [SPEAKER_04]: And...

[00:07:44] [SPEAKER_04]: What clean.

[00:07:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[00:07:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Bye.

[00:07:54] [SPEAKER_04]: You'll be seeing me very soon, John.

[00:07:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he's gone.

[00:07:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Bit rude.

[00:08:01] [SPEAKER_04]: What's up, is this?

[00:08:07] [SPEAKER_05]: John.

[00:08:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Michelle, I got some bleach, but...

[00:08:10] [SPEAKER_05]: But...

[00:08:11] [SPEAKER_05]: ...of a really weird cleaner at work.

[00:08:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Apparently it's going to change our lives.

[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, whatever, John.

[00:08:17] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm dealing with the aftermath of a hostage exchange.

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Can we stop talking about the toilet?

[00:08:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Fine!

[00:08:24] [SPEAKER_05]: But it looks like a Jackson Polligan there.

[00:08:36] Uh...

[00:08:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Hey, John.

[00:09:00] [SPEAKER_08]: Yep.

[00:09:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Ah, sorry.

[00:09:37] [SPEAKER_03]: My face?

[00:09:38] [SPEAKER_03]: John!

[00:09:39] [SPEAKER_03]: You've got a lot of nerve.

[00:09:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, my god.

[00:09:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Michelle!

[00:09:43] [SPEAKER_03]: You thought I'd go to me.

[00:09:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Why did you get that one on a sudden?

[00:09:46] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.

[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I woke up with it.

[00:09:49] [SPEAKER_03]: And your hair is in blood.

[00:09:50] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like bleach blood.

[00:09:52] [SPEAKER_03]: I know.

[00:09:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I can't remember doing this.

[00:09:56] [SPEAKER_03]: I was the time.

[00:09:58] [SPEAKER_03]: I started to go now.

[00:09:59] [SPEAKER_03]: You're not just walking away from this, John.

[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_03]: That is only hair.

[00:10:03] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not talking about that.

[00:10:04] [SPEAKER_03]: What are you talking about?

[00:10:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Why are you pretending like this is nothing, John?

[00:10:08] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not pretending.

[00:10:10] [SPEAKER_05]: I need to get dressed.

[00:10:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Where are my suits?

[00:10:18] [SPEAKER_05]: There's nothing but...

[00:10:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Where did all these leather jackets come from?

[00:10:22] [SPEAKER_03]: That's what I want to know.

[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I take it.

[00:10:25] [SPEAKER_03]: You bought them to go with your new bike.

[00:10:27] [SPEAKER_05]: What?

[00:10:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Where's the car?

[00:10:31] [SPEAKER_05]: What's happened to the car, Michelle?

[00:10:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't take that accusatory tone with me.

[00:10:36] [SPEAKER_03]: You're the one who sold it so you could buy that stupid fucking Harley Davidson.

[00:10:39] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't buy that.

[00:10:40] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't want a bike.

[00:10:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I've never wanted a bike.

[00:10:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Then why are you wearing fingeless gloves?

[00:10:47] [SPEAKER_03]: What is going on?

[00:10:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Who's candy?

[00:10:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Candy?

[00:10:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:10:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Candy?

[00:10:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you sleeping with her?

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_03]: No!

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know a candy.

[00:10:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, why have you got a new one?

[00:11:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Tattled on your arm.

[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_03]: What a...

[00:11:04] [SPEAKER_03]: No!

[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_03]: No!

[00:11:07] [SPEAKER_03]: John!

[00:11:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you having enough air?

[00:11:10] [SPEAKER_03]: No!

[00:11:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Laya!

[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know this candy.

[00:11:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, clearly she must be important.

[00:11:20] [SPEAKER_03]: More important than me.

[00:11:21] [SPEAKER_03]: If you decided to get her name,

[00:11:23] [SPEAKER_03]: etched on your skin.

[00:11:25] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't do this.

[00:11:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Did she give you that earring, too?

[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Eering.

[00:11:31] [SPEAKER_03]: GOOOOO!

[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, she's younger than me, too.

[00:11:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Where did you pick this one up, A?

[00:11:37] [SPEAKER_03]: No, where?

[00:11:38] [SPEAKER_05]: I would never date a woman called Candy.

[00:11:41] [SPEAKER_03]: You are unbelievable.

[00:11:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Thought you'd have some fun with a young thing.

[00:11:45] [SPEAKER_03]: What am I?

[00:11:46] [SPEAKER_03]: John?

[00:11:46] [SPEAKER_03]: And old husk.

[00:11:47] [SPEAKER_03]: I haven't been having fun.

[00:11:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I never thought you'd do this, John.

[00:11:50] [SPEAKER_03]: I never thought you'd do this to yourself,

[00:11:52] [SPEAKER_03]: to me, to us.

[00:11:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Michelle, I love you.

[00:11:56] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't.

[00:11:57] [SPEAKER_05]: This isn't me.

[00:11:59] [SPEAKER_05]: I didn't do any of this.

[00:12:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Someone made me do it.

[00:12:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Really?

[00:12:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Really?

[00:12:09] [SPEAKER_03]: You can't even do the decent thing

[00:12:11] [SPEAKER_03]: of owning your mistakes.

[00:12:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Who did it then, John?

[00:12:13] [SPEAKER_03]: The Grimmlins!

[00:12:14] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't... God, are you okay, please?

[00:12:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Don't go.

[00:12:17] [SPEAKER_05]: We need to talk about this.

[00:12:20] [SPEAKER_05]: But I have to get to work.

[00:12:22] [SPEAKER_05]: I'll have to call Des.

[00:12:23] [SPEAKER_05]: I and tell him I'm running late.

[00:12:24] [SPEAKER_03]: How could you do this, John?

[00:12:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Ah!

[00:12:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh shit shit shit.

[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_00]: Can't you see that?

[00:12:36] [SPEAKER_00]: You're a quick, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast, fast,

[00:12:39] [SPEAKER_00]: the coffee and say a flick.

[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_00]: No panic, a personal disc,

[00:12:44] [SPEAKER_00]: a retent.

[00:12:45] [SPEAKER_00]: With their powerful forms,

[00:12:47] [SPEAKER_00]: you can see themselves

[00:12:47] [SPEAKER_00]: the hard-nac-y flanks.

[00:12:49] [SPEAKER_00]: For deep, clean,

[00:12:50] [SPEAKER_00]: simply the disc in the trombo.

[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_00]: And the rest,

[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_00]: that's what your machine does.

[00:12:55] [SPEAKER_00]: Because you always give your best.

[00:12:57] [SPEAKER_00]: that's what he says.

[00:12:57] [SPEAKER_00]: Probiya yet the best discs from Pesia, also has tried to funk in on the band.

[00:13:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Death!

[00:13:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Death!

[00:13:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Sorry, it's been a weird morning, I'm gonna be running a bit late.

[00:13:13] [SPEAKER_12]: Running late?

[00:13:14] [SPEAKER_12]: But you quit last night?

[00:13:16] [SPEAKER_12]: What?

[00:13:16] [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah.

[00:13:18] [SPEAKER_12]: You told Malcolm to shove his jaw band, pension plan up his purse during clutching

[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_12]: aints.

[00:13:23] [SPEAKER_12]: You'd have to have some brass balls to show up today.

[00:13:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh wait, I never quit!

[00:13:29] [SPEAKER_12]: You said you were done with the job and that you were gonna get your life back,

[00:13:35] [SPEAKER_12]: and that you were gonna try stand up.

[00:13:38] [SPEAKER_08]: Oh, Christ!

[00:13:39] [SPEAKER_12]: You already booked yourself a five minutes slot at the Giggle Factory.

[00:13:43] [SPEAKER_12]: That the Giggins turn I...

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_02]: No! I don't have any material!

[00:13:48] [SPEAKER_12]: The guy got a cover, it is your goal, and through I hope you come out the other side of it without too much damage.

[00:13:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Death! Wait!

[00:13:57] [SPEAKER_05]: The Death!

[00:13:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Shit!

[00:14:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Michelle, you've got to help me.

[00:14:04] [SPEAKER_05]: They're telling me I quit my job!

[00:14:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I know.

[00:14:07] [SPEAKER_03]: I like the way you decided to...

[00:14:09] [SPEAKER_03]: ...not consult me at all before you did that.

[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Guess I'm just your little wifey, and we don't plan life-changing decisions like that together.

[00:14:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Michelle, wait, what are you doing? Why are you getting the suitcase down?

[00:14:23] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm packing.

[00:14:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Packing?

[00:14:26] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna stay at Marthas.

[00:14:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I just don't want to be anywhere near you right now.

[00:14:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Michelle, please.

[00:14:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not moving out though.

[00:14:34] [SPEAKER_03]: No.

[00:14:35] [SPEAKER_03]: When I come back...

[00:14:37] [SPEAKER_03]: I want you gone.

[00:14:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Gone!

[00:14:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Michelle, this isn't me.

[00:14:43] [SPEAKER_05]: None of this is it's like someone else is living my life like a double.

[00:14:53] Like...I...

[00:14:53] [SPEAKER_05]: ...if I can't mad, don't you?

[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Not Marthas.

[00:14:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Just tragic.

[00:15:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Goodbye, John.

[00:15:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Have fun with your teenage slut and your motorbike.

[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_03]: And your hair looks shit.

[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_05]: I know it does.

[00:15:27] [SPEAKER_17]: Morning, John. How is the birthday?

[00:15:30] [SPEAKER_17]: You!

[00:15:32] [SPEAKER_17]: What are you doing here?

[00:15:33] [SPEAKER_17]: How do you know where I live?

[00:15:35] [SPEAKER_17]: Not very gracious, John.

[00:15:37] [SPEAKER_17]: I thought you'd be pleased to ring the changes, John.

[00:15:42] [SPEAKER_17]: Who are you?

[00:15:43] [SPEAKER_17]: What do you want?

[00:15:45] [SPEAKER_17]: What have you done to me?

[00:15:47] [SPEAKER_17]: I've made you the man you've always wanted to be, John.

[00:15:51] [SPEAKER_17]: And man's a man, and a woman's a man's woman.

[00:15:57] [SPEAKER_17]: Should use that in your standard.

[00:15:59] [SPEAKER_17]: I won't.

[00:16:01] [SPEAKER_17]: I will see.

[00:16:03] [SPEAKER_17]: Anyway, I got a stoop.

[00:16:05] [SPEAKER_17]: It's still some of that bleach lamp for you to finish off, John.

[00:16:10] [SPEAKER_17]: Don't waste a block at now.

[00:16:13] [SPEAKER_17]: What?

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_17]: See you next year, for your 40's.

[00:16:17] [SPEAKER_17]: Oh, by the way, I've given you some skinny jeans.

[00:16:21] [SPEAKER_17]: There's a gym membership in the back pocket.

[00:16:24] [SPEAKER_17]: Now you're living life, John.

[00:16:26] [SPEAKER_17]: Now you're living life.

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_16]: I can't walk you somewhere.

[00:16:44] [SPEAKER_02]: I know you're fucking out of my fucking way, come on!

[00:16:48] [SPEAKER_16]: Oh, where is the fucking bleach?

[00:16:52] [SPEAKER_16]: Ah!

[00:16:54] [SPEAKER_16]: This is your fault.

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_16]: Ah!

[00:17:02] [SPEAKER_16]: No!

[00:17:09] [SPEAKER_16]: Come out!

[00:17:10] [SPEAKER_16]: How do you framework yesterday?

[00:17:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Good!

[00:17:20] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm getting rid of you.

[00:17:21] [SPEAKER_05]: One way or another.

[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_05]: This ends now.

[00:17:26] [SPEAKER_05]: It ends now!

[00:17:58] [SPEAKER_06]: I guess it'll be spending a lot of nights on his own, just like my uncle.

[00:18:03] [SPEAKER_06]: Phil Bosby.

[00:18:05] [SPEAKER_06]: Although that's for different reasons.

[00:18:06] [SPEAKER_06]: He went into Woolworth's with a nail gun and turned that place into hell.

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_06]: Ah, Woolworth's.

[00:18:13] [SPEAKER_06]: How does he sleep at night?

[00:18:15] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll tell you what he needs from on.

[00:18:17] [SPEAKER_06]: Permanent and prison under the very high mail.

[00:18:19] [SPEAKER_03]: No! He needs languages.

[00:18:21] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a mattresses.

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_06]: I've given the chair but go on.

[00:18:24] [SPEAKER_03]: It's all you need when you've lost everything.

[00:18:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Or maybe you never had it in the first place.

[00:18:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe you choose to be tragic.

[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_03]: We've got you.

[00:18:33] [SPEAKER_03]: And do you know the best thing?

[00:18:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Shoot!

[00:18:35] [SPEAKER_06]: Just like uncle.

[00:18:36] [SPEAKER_03]: They only come in beds for one, because you're going through a thing.

[00:18:40] [SPEAKER_03]: But don't listen to me, please.

[00:18:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't listen to me.

[00:18:43] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm nothing.

[00:18:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Just like you.

[00:18:46] [SPEAKER_15]: Hey you!

[00:18:47] [SPEAKER_15]: Yes you!

[00:18:48] [SPEAKER_15]: The Singleton in the corner of the crowd of room pertaining to look at their phone.

[00:18:52] [SPEAKER_15]: I see you.

[00:18:53] [SPEAKER_15]: I see you.

[00:18:55] [SPEAKER_15]: Don't get tired of never meeting the one.

[00:18:57] [SPEAKER_15]: And the sea scrolling the apps.

[00:18:59] [SPEAKER_15]: Never having that special person with whom to share Valentine's Day or indeed any

[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_15]: holiday that emphasises how important it is to not be alone.

[00:19:08] [SPEAKER_15]: You know, all of them?

[00:19:10] [SPEAKER_15]: Maybe it's time for a change.

[00:19:12] [SPEAKER_15]: Change of clothes.

[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_15]: Change of environment.

[00:19:14] [SPEAKER_15]: Change of priorities.

[00:19:16] [SPEAKER_15]: Or is it just a simple change of mattress?

[00:19:20] [SPEAKER_15]: Introducing the languages, it's a mattress.

[00:19:23] [SPEAKER_15]: The mattress that looks exactly like the object of your dreams.

[00:19:27] [SPEAKER_15]: Because let's face it, they are objects.

[00:19:30] [SPEAKER_15]: Simply send us a photo of the man or woman you desire.

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_15]: A lock of their hair, a long-form copy of their birth certificates and will do the rest.

[00:19:38] [SPEAKER_15]: Molding you a bed that looks so like the real thing, you'll hardly believe it's purely a regular mattress

[00:19:44] [SPEAKER_15]: manipulated into a shape of vaguely resembles a person.

[00:19:47] [SPEAKER_15]: Also available in Animal, we don't judge!

[00:19:51] [SPEAKER_15]: Soft to the touch with a firm body.

[00:19:54] [SPEAKER_15]: And my mattress isn't bad either.

[00:19:57] Hahaha.

[00:19:59] [SPEAKER_15]: When you lie in the sweet embrace of a language, it's a mattress.

[00:20:03] [SPEAKER_15]: You'll never want to leave your house again.

[00:20:05] [SPEAKER_15]: You'll never want to leave your bed again.

[00:20:07] [SPEAKER_15]: Plus, it's foldable.

[00:20:09] [SPEAKER_15]: Durable and waterproof.

[00:20:11] [SPEAKER_15]: So you can enjoy steamy showers together.

[00:20:14] [SPEAKER_15]: Soaksy times in the kitchen and cozy nights by the fireside.

[00:20:19] [SPEAKER_15]: Although, it is highly flammable.

[00:20:22] [SPEAKER_15]: I cannot stress that enough.

[00:20:25] [SPEAKER_15]: And it does smell a bit.

[00:20:26] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't need a man in my life.

[00:20:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Now that I have a mattress.

[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_15]: Just one of the many true and tragic testimonies from satisfied customers.

[00:20:36] [SPEAKER_15]: All to now with the code, fear my Valentine, and get 10% of your first purchase.

[00:20:41] [SPEAKER_15]: We'll even chuck in a mattress protector.

[00:20:43] [SPEAKER_15]: Or as we like to call it, the condom.

[00:20:46] [SPEAKER_15]: Langrages, it's a mattress.

[00:20:49] [SPEAKER_15]: You change your sheets.

[00:20:50] [SPEAKER_15]: We change your life.

[00:20:52] [SPEAKER_15]: Seriously though, change your sheets.

[00:20:57] [SPEAKER_16]: When nothing else could fill the void, choose languages.

[00:21:02] [SPEAKER_16]: It's already not my parents.

[00:21:07] [SPEAKER_06]: Filthy.

[00:21:08] [SPEAKER_06]: Absolutely filthy.

[00:21:10] [SPEAKER_06]: Right, that's all the distress I can fit into one sitting, but I'll see you again.

[00:21:15] [SPEAKER_06]: As the gardener once sent to the tinker,

[00:21:18] [SPEAKER_06]: if you keep eating that merit, think on it.

[00:21:24] [SPEAKER_06]: Think on it.

[00:21:28] [SPEAKER_06]: Good night.

[00:21:29] [SPEAKER_06]: You're welcome.

[00:21:35] [SPEAKER_12]: Coming soon from House of Fair Pictures.

[00:21:49] [SPEAKER_13]: Jessica Nilsson was just an ordinary little girl from Stockholm.

[00:21:53] [SPEAKER_13]: Jessica, you said you'd be a beautiful, ordinary little girl from Stockholm.

[00:21:58] [SPEAKER_13]: But behind the ordinary, looked something deeply on what an area.

[00:22:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Mother, Mother!

[00:22:05] [SPEAKER_07]: What is it, Jessica?

[00:22:07] [SPEAKER_07]: What is it, my darling?

[00:22:09] [SPEAKER_13]: No one can understand her problem.

[00:22:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Doctor, fix my hideous child.

[00:22:14] [SPEAKER_04]: But God's single, but I keep telling you I'm not a doctor.

[00:22:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Be a doctor for me.

[00:22:19] [SPEAKER_17]: That's absolutely unnefic.

[00:22:21] [SPEAKER_17]: What's wrong with her ears?

[00:22:23] [SPEAKER_13]: No one could see her turmoil.

[00:22:25] [SPEAKER_13]: If you ask me, the child's cast.

[00:22:27] [SPEAKER_13]: And no one could feel her pain.

[00:22:29] Whaaaaaa!

[00:22:32] [SPEAKER_13]: Not even Jessica.

[00:22:33] [SPEAKER_07]: There's one!

[00:22:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Mother!

[00:22:38] [SPEAKER_07]: But you're a...

[00:22:41] [SPEAKER_07]: That's only behind the thought.

[00:22:43] [SPEAKER_13]: I feel a little shock to your very core.

[00:22:47] [SPEAKER_09]: Tell me, have you ever heard of always days?

[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_07]: But that's an attention dating.

[00:22:53] [SPEAKER_09]: No, it's rotten.

[00:22:54] [SPEAKER_07]: But aren't they the same?

[00:22:57] [SPEAKER_07]: No.

[00:22:58] [SPEAKER_07]: That, did she get?

[00:23:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Where's my baby?

[00:23:02] [SPEAKER_07]: That's not my fucking!

[00:23:04] [SPEAKER_14]: It's a nose.

[00:23:05] [SPEAKER_14]: They're free.

[00:23:07] [SPEAKER_13]: Oh my God.

[00:23:09] [SPEAKER_14]: Her lobes are carrying her through the trees.

[00:23:11] [SPEAKER_13]: If she can't feel her ears,

[00:23:14] [SPEAKER_13]: then why should you feel yours?

[00:23:18] [SPEAKER_08]: No, no, no.

[00:23:21] [SPEAKER_17]: We have to find her before the next equinox.

[00:23:25] [SPEAKER_07]: You mean the next equinox?

[00:23:27] [SPEAKER_03]: No, what?

[00:23:28] [SPEAKER_03]: No.

[00:23:30] [SPEAKER_03]: You're quite careful when I introduce the person.

[00:23:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Two?

[00:23:35] [SPEAKER_03]: They're at.

[00:23:36] [SPEAKER_09]: I've never liked windows.

[00:23:40] [SPEAKER_12]: If you ask me, the Charles really cast.

[00:23:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Jessica!

[00:23:52] [SPEAKER_07]: We here, Matt.

[00:23:56] [SPEAKER_13]: Told your eyes.

[00:23:57] [SPEAKER_13]: I'm prey for.

[00:24:01] [SPEAKER_13]: Jessica's ears.

[00:24:03] [SPEAKER_13]: Oh, show who you are for you.

[00:24:11] [SPEAKER_13]: Is?

[00:24:19] [SPEAKER_11]: You have been listening to Ramon Fierze's title tapes.

[00:24:23] [SPEAKER_11]: Hosted by Ramon Fierre.

[00:24:27] [SPEAKER_11]: Obituaries for the following cast members.

[00:24:31] [SPEAKER_11]: Peter Wicks.

[00:24:33] [SPEAKER_11]: Emily Stride.

[00:24:35] [SPEAKER_11]: John Henry Form.

[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_11]: Additional voices by Alex Lynch.

[00:24:42] [SPEAKER_11]: Odin Orn Hillmarson.

[00:24:44] [SPEAKER_11]: And Sam Thomas.

[00:24:47] [SPEAKER_11]: All Ulogies created and scribed by Alex Lynch and Sam Thomas.

[00:24:53] [SPEAKER_11]: Music and organ grinding by Odin Orn Hillmarson.

[00:24:58] [SPEAKER_11]: Production and post-mortem assembly.

[00:25:01] [SPEAKER_11]: Handled with care by Alex Lynch and Odin Orn Hillmarson.

[00:25:05] [SPEAKER_11]: With Odin Orn Hillmarson conducting the final service.

[00:25:11] [SPEAKER_11]: And the funeral director, Alex Andromoris.

[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_11]: This has been a house of fair production.

[00:25:20] [SPEAKER_11]: For more, go to RamonFierre.com.

[00:25:24] [SPEAKER_11]: Like, rate and subscribe if you dare.

[00:25:51] [SPEAKER_00]: Can you see that?

[00:25:52] [SPEAKER_00]: You are in a quick, fast, fast, fast, fast coffee.

[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_00]: And a flick.

[00:25:58] [SPEAKER_00]: No panic.

[00:25:59] [SPEAKER_00]: Persil discs retent the day.

[00:26:01] [SPEAKER_00]: With their powerful form, the hard-naccing flanks.

[00:26:05] [SPEAKER_00]: For deep rain.

[00:26:07] [SPEAKER_00]: Simply the disc is the dream of a car.

[00:26:11] [SPEAKER_00]: Because you always have your best, try the best discs from the past.

[00:26:16] [SPEAKER_00]: As a result, people from children are used.

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