A New Flame

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[00:02:23] Cut, cut.

[00:02:26] That's a wrap!

[00:02:29] What are you doing?

[00:02:30] Oh God, you're right.

[00:02:31] Sorry.

[00:02:32] Break full lunch.

[00:02:33] Back in an hour everyone, you're selling online virus software.

[00:02:36] What if on your way to purchase said product?

[00:02:39] You were attacked for real.

[00:02:41] Eh?

[00:02:42] Just read the damn script.

[00:02:43] Right.

[00:02:44] But add me on flair though, yeah?

[00:02:45] No.

[00:02:46] Those words.

[00:02:47] Those exact words are nothing else.

[00:02:49] Not even a little jinnissier pass.

[00:02:51] Oh, a touch of ik-weiss nits.

[00:02:54] Yeah?

[00:02:55] A dash of re-ok and roller.

[00:02:58] This is not a movie.

[00:03:00] Ah!

[00:03:01] Not a movie.

[00:03:02] Yes.

[00:03:03] Here.

[00:03:04] Read this.

[00:03:05] Oh.

[00:03:06] I'm reading the part of Fred now, Emma.

[00:03:10] No you're fired.

[00:03:11] It says Fred.

[00:03:12] It's not legally binding.

[00:03:14] Bye.

[00:03:15] Oh shit.

[00:03:16] Okay.

[00:03:17] That's a wrap.

[00:03:20] We love basketball.

[00:03:22] Restly.

[00:03:23] Here for five to hear.

[00:03:24] For the trouble.

[00:03:25] We love rats today.

[00:03:27] Restly.

[00:03:28] Not as much as we love a robot.

[00:03:30] What's the exact same shit?

[00:03:32] Shit.

[00:03:33] Looking cool and big.

[00:03:34] Bad guys, what's the best thing today?

[00:03:37] And I'll find all of the times.

[00:03:39] Can't stop watching.

[00:03:50] Yeah.

[00:03:55] Wrestling with the champ.

[00:03:56] We shave our legs, not our face.

[00:03:59] Where did you get some?

[00:04:01] So Ken sir.

[00:04:03] All caps by the way.

[00:04:04] Said to me, he said,

[00:04:06] You have what it takes.

[00:04:08] Really?

[00:04:09] He said,

[00:04:10] Riz style and strong style are pretty much the same.

[00:04:14] I never knew that.

[00:04:15] Oh, champ these stories are awesome.

[00:04:18] Well, I mean why have you held back on them?

[00:04:20] Your knee wasn't up too much.

[00:04:22] But the new me.

[00:04:23] Oh, he's something special.

[00:04:25] Oh, I mean he really is.

[00:04:27] This is me and the old you is dead.

[00:04:30] You'll never see him.

[00:04:32] I can.

[00:04:49] Oh, great.

[00:04:50] That's one.

[00:04:51] Where to make an invisible man?

[00:04:53] Feel even more translucent.

[00:04:55] Have lots of the identity.

[00:04:57] Get me life.

[00:04:58] We are.

[00:04:59] We are.

[00:05:00] We are.

[00:05:01] We are.

[00:05:02] We are.

[00:05:03] We are.

[00:05:04] We are.

[00:05:05] We are.

[00:05:06] We are.

[00:05:07] We are.

[00:05:08] We are.

[00:05:09] We are.

[00:05:10] We are.

[00:05:11] We are.

[00:05:12] We are.

[00:05:13] We are.

[00:05:14] We are.

[00:05:15] We are.

[00:05:16] We are.

[00:05:17] We have still got me if he can.

[00:05:19] So what?

[00:05:20] Hey, hey I mean by right?

[00:05:22] I've got blue badge.

[00:05:23] You can't do that.

[00:05:24] 99p makes sense.

[00:05:31] Me and my mom always said that we were a penny short of a pound.

[00:05:36] But just enough to buy a true Spurger.

[00:05:40] Oh.

[00:05:41] Oh.

[00:05:42] Yes, yes.

[00:05:43] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh yeah.

[00:05:49] Wow, this is good.

[00:05:51] Erlon, hear me?

[00:05:53] I asked for one with everything on it.

[00:05:56] Not just onions, ketchup, mustard, pickles and lettuce.

[00:06:00] Everything, all the condiments.

[00:06:02] Man's gonna eat, you know?

[00:06:04] I'm gonna take all 500 of these ketchup sashiers,

[00:06:07] but you're you, who really runs this year.

[00:06:10] Whoa!

[00:06:13] Oh.

[00:06:14] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[00:06:19] Now I'm coming in the sauce.

[00:06:21] I'm not even enough for sexy way.

[00:06:26] Look at all the way.

[00:06:27] Come on, get off that floor.

[00:06:28] She might.

[00:06:31] But she doesn't do his speech.

[00:06:34] For once,

[00:06:37] I better get the right.

[00:06:40] No.

[00:06:42] Nigel?

[00:06:43] Nigel?

[00:06:44] Is that you?

[00:06:46] Yeah.

[00:06:47] Finally, someone sees me.

[00:06:50] Well, well, I've even called everybody

[00:06:53] in Dardee to help a Nigel.

[00:06:55] The insult to the injury.

[00:06:57] Now go feel these.

[00:06:59] Come on, it can't be that bad.

[00:07:08] I know.

[00:07:10] When you get back, I want you to really go

[00:07:12] shit in my contract.

[00:07:14] Bar my tax it.

[00:07:15] And scrub my gusset.

[00:07:17] Scrub your gusset since when?

[00:07:21] Since about 10 minutes ago when I thought of that word.

[00:07:25] I mean, this is K-Fabe, right?

[00:07:27] Sure.

[00:07:28] You are not serious.

[00:07:30] I am not serious, but I do need you

[00:07:34] to do all the those things.

[00:07:36] But I just produce the podcast.

[00:07:38] Damien.

[00:07:39] Damien.

[00:07:40] Damien.

[00:07:41] Damien.

[00:07:42] Damien.

[00:07:43] Damien.

[00:07:44] Damien.

[00:07:45] Damien.

[00:07:46] Damien.

[00:07:47] We should have found lots of things you can do

[00:07:48] if you give yourself a chance.

[00:07:50] Like what?

[00:07:51] The bins, the drain?

[00:07:53] Oh, you've changed.

[00:07:55] You've got a science data.

[00:07:57] I want you to put this next bit out

[00:07:59] as an exclusive episode.

[00:08:01] Listen up.

[00:08:02] Chum Paramix.

[00:08:04] You've found me my entire career.

[00:08:06] And I just like to say, get lost.

[00:08:10] Hey?

[00:08:11] No, no, no, no.

[00:08:12] What are you saying?

[00:08:14] I don't need you.

[00:08:16] I've never needed you.

[00:08:18] This really isn't like you.

[00:08:20] This is the new way.

[00:08:22] And as of, um, say, midnight GMT-BST,

[00:08:26] whichever you call, this podcast will be no more.

[00:08:30] But you can't.

[00:08:31] We've got listeners in over 70 countries.

[00:08:34] People need us.

[00:08:36] No more wrestling with the champ.

[00:08:56] Welcome to A-E-L.

[00:08:58] Is it Christmas already?

[00:09:00] I know.

[00:09:02] I love Darjou's Adelaide.

[00:09:04] Yeah.

[00:09:05] Well, everyone here was a Darjou in the middle of speaking.

[00:09:09] What?

[00:09:10] Even him.

[00:09:11] Uh-huh.

[00:09:12] Everyone.

[00:09:13] Not him though.

[00:09:14] He's more of a Darren.

[00:09:15] One name makes us feel all together.

[00:09:18] So we're family.

[00:09:21] Well, I don't know what he's ever described.

[00:09:23] This is a family.

[00:09:24] Oh, that's nice.

[00:09:26] I mean, look around.

[00:09:29] We all have something in common, although I'm definitely the carry to your vanericks.

[00:09:35] Come on in, sit down, Darjou.

[00:09:37] Tell me.

[00:09:38] What's your story?

[00:09:40] Here we go.

[00:09:42] Wrestling name, Ginger Ninja.

[00:09:44] Real name, Nigel Franklin.

[00:09:46] I've got a sexy, long-lost sister and an evil half brother born out of wedlock.

[00:09:50] After me, we'll make them a fool with the wrestler despite me father.

[00:09:53] We will dress him more than anyone.

[00:09:57] That is messed up.

[00:09:59] I've wrestled in great, fallen from heaven.

[00:10:02] It's get L, zid me friend from a movie trap caravan, me motorb.

[00:10:06] Four offers on the Lord.

[00:10:08] It's get the clutches of a brutal mass murderer.

[00:10:10] It's all the mystery of the vanishing wrestler.

[00:10:13] Spunked into an acting form.

[00:10:16] I do not allow anyone to unpack that.

[00:10:19] Strapping.

[00:10:20] I haven't finished.

[00:10:21] Outside of the ring.

[00:10:23] I wore their first in the queue at the Wukzale Nasta where they put the discount food out.

[00:10:27] For three days in a row.

[00:10:29] I want to punch away to the VIP area.

[00:10:31] Club 54 on Gurndi has to pretend he's to be yesterday.

[00:10:35] And I accidentally tricked up Jeremy Clutch and got my local branch of the WX Smith.

[00:10:40] This thing was a good time.

[00:10:41] The boy pressing than all of that.

[00:10:43] I was the 35th time hubwesterly federation champion.

[00:10:49] I've heard of that but...

[00:10:52] But not of you.

[00:10:54] Ah, we're the best in the best.

[00:10:56] We're the red breast until some borrower, the Paris Speeders and his mum's fur core.

[00:11:01] Stommy identity using AI.

[00:11:04] Now tell me, can anyone hear?

[00:11:06] Beat that.

[00:11:07] I used to design sex toys with Margaret Thutch's face on.

[00:11:11] This thing was a good time for Blake, yeah.

[00:11:15] Fresh feet natural thing by cheese socks.

[00:11:21] Cheese socks.

[00:11:23] Get rid of foot-outer for goda.

[00:11:27] But what's it all about?

[00:11:29] Okay so, we all know old Fetha rank.

[00:11:33] Hard skin, cranked heels, wriggle nails and searching,

[00:11:37] sponging enough to neutralise enemies on the basil field.

[00:11:45] Don't say God word for it.

[00:11:47] Here's former England goalkeeper Peter Stilton.

[00:11:51] Oh yeah, cheese socks are great.

[00:11:53] They mask on what it smells in the foot department and show the world you mean brinners.

[00:11:57] Order today, smell better tomorrow.

[00:12:00] With cheese socks.

[00:12:02] 78% of men over 50 agree that cheese socks make love making more interesting.

[00:12:08] Cheese socks.

[00:12:09] Cheese socks contain no actual cheese.

[00:12:11] Always keep away from children by the physical sense and a distance from this product.

[00:12:13] Not available in GeForAlsar.

[00:12:15] 9 to 118 says it's not about how hard you get it.

[00:12:20] It's about how quick you can cast the check afterwards.

[00:12:23] Where were you and this thing started?

[00:12:25] Raise B for wrestling with the town.

[00:12:30] So, this is the last episode of wrestling with the...

[00:12:35] ...chomp.

[00:12:37] Good riddance.

[00:12:38] Now this is a mistake.

[00:12:40] It's time to get out of the playground and into the real world, Damien.

[00:12:45] We've got contractual obligations.

[00:12:47] Peve them off.

[00:12:48] Yes, yes it's time to get my face out there.

[00:12:51] I want to see it everywhere on billboards, on bus bags, on bus stops, on bus frames, on bus sides...

[00:12:58] ...on the end of my fist.

[00:13:00] And much more however, let's start with buses and then we will get the ball rolling.

[00:13:05] We'll be on the road and with the pub, wrestling federation finally getting its own venue we need to up our game.

[00:13:15] What? I didn't know this.

[00:13:17] Where?

[00:13:18] Well the old king's head used to be the king's nose before that the king's arm and before that the giant barber owned it and it was the king's road

[00:13:26] and before that it was the queen's tongue.

[00:13:29] Most punks really knew how to run a pub.

[00:13:32] This is huge!

[00:13:34] And they've asked me to main event its first ever pay-per-view dumping ground.

[00:13:41] So what's the big idea?

[00:13:44] Well that's... that's a match.

[00:13:47] Inferno?

[00:13:49] No no no no no!

[00:13:52] Oh I just got that.

[00:13:54] Inferyyyyes!

[00:13:56] I'm going to set the world on fire.

[00:14:05] Hello!

[00:14:11] Right, so what's the plan?

[00:14:13] I've got... I've got...

[00:14:15] What? You've got us all down here I'd say.

[00:14:18] 50 maybe 60 Nigels all in one place.

[00:14:21] What's the plan?

[00:14:22] We like to meet up with Moon.

[00:14:24] Well look it's this sort of a thing.

[00:14:27] I thought there's an officer.

[00:14:28] Oh tell me there's a plan.

[00:14:30] Tell me you know what you're doing because I'm greater than plans me.

[00:14:34] I've been in hot water than the lobster but somehow I always manage to escape.

[00:14:39] You've got an 18.

[00:14:41] This is the ginger team right here.

[00:14:43] What do we do?

[00:14:44] You can't stand still.

[00:14:46] If you stand still they'll put you off one by one.

[00:14:49] Pull it to the end for you.

[00:14:50] Bule!

[00:14:51] Sniper through the bollocks for you.

[00:14:53] Duh!

[00:14:54] Digestars to the spinal cortex for you.

[00:14:58] Sorry, the first two were metaphors.

[00:15:01] That last one wasn't supposed to be real.

[00:15:04] I forget what I've got on my sleeves.

[00:15:06] Look honestly thanks but we're fine here.

[00:15:10] I beg to differ.

[00:15:11] You're welcome to join us though or have back out there with the other Nigels in denial, yeah?

[00:15:16] I've got a better idea.

[00:15:18] If you want to do something with your lives I need to get my identity back before Skinner ruins my reputation for good.

[00:15:26] What do you mean?

[00:15:27] Isn't it obvious?

[00:15:29] Your old members are mencer who still live at Ob.

[00:15:32] Grab a laptop!

[00:15:33] We got work to do.

[00:15:37] What is it?

[00:15:38] Well I mean they're little bit of a coward.

[00:15:41] Well I have a look but I don't normally travel we root vegetables.

[00:15:45] What the...no, the proverbial coward.

[00:15:48] I don't think I've got any French ones either.

[00:15:50] If we drink, they'll poke him, that's a good apple mark.

[00:15:54] Something like that.

[00:15:55] All the serifin.

[00:15:57] You look, are we disgusted?

[00:16:00] We are a clan.

[00:16:02] We are a breed.

[00:16:04] And besides, I'm broke.

[00:16:08] I'll pull your white tube socks up and I'll put Nigel in need.

[00:16:21] Right.

[00:16:24] Nigel won.

[00:16:25] I can take PWF fucking system.

[00:16:27] I see what you can find out about me.

[00:16:29] I mean the ginger ninja.

[00:16:31] Nigel 2.

[00:16:32] Listen to the latest episode of his.

[00:16:34] I mean, they're podcast for clues.

[00:16:40] God.

[00:16:41] There's so many of you.

[00:16:43] Nigel 3.

[00:16:44] Get me a car.

[00:16:45] Any car.

[00:16:46] Bugs it's red and a cat's roll.

[00:16:48] Nigel 4.

[00:16:49] Get me a fucking scores.

[00:16:50] I've got good vibes about it.

[00:16:52] I'm trying to try a full DACA.

[00:16:53] Nigel 5.

[00:16:54] Copy.

[00:16:55] Full pack.

[00:16:56] Ten sugars.

[00:16:57] Budger.

[00:16:58] Rob.

[00:16:59] Brandy.

[00:17:00] And a cocktail of bread.

[00:17:01] And the rest of you.

[00:17:02] Be brilliant.

[00:17:03] And if you want another secret of landing a woman.

[00:17:05] You're semin' our start since 10 at the back of the care.

[00:17:07] 100 quid each.

[00:17:13] Are you sure this place is gonna be ready on time?

[00:17:17] The general does not concern himself with the state of the battlefield.

[00:17:21] Just get me to my chin.

[00:17:23] Oh, here you go.

[00:17:24] Yeah, look at that.

[00:17:26] I am seeing a lot of wood.

[00:17:28] I'm still breaking in these shrunks.

[00:17:30] He's gonna be stretching out.

[00:17:32] Sheesh.

[00:17:33] No, no, I wouldn't.

[00:17:34] Ah!

[00:17:36] This place is a fire risk.

[00:17:38] And are they bats?

[00:17:40] Get out.

[00:17:41] Just, just, just get out.

[00:17:48] Alright, team. What we got?

[00:17:51] About eight to the vault is half a dozen cases of top two diabetes.

[00:17:55] And someone's been leaving Dan to a flakes on the sofa.

[00:17:59] And the mission.

[00:18:01] Interesting. Very interesting.

[00:18:04] What is it?

[00:18:05] It's a word that means arousing curiosity.

[00:18:08] Also at the MME College tribute band.

[00:18:11] All new romantic stuff.

[00:18:13] Did we best ringer then?

[00:18:15] Ah!

[00:18:16] B-B-E!

[00:18:18] According to data taken from BWBS calendar, they bought a venue.

[00:18:22] Hey! That was my idea.

[00:18:24] And they opened it up next week with an event called Dupin Grounds.

[00:18:29] Hey! I came up with that.

[00:18:35] That's your five. Where are you?

[00:18:37] Hey, there you are. Stand up.

[00:18:39] Now this.

[00:18:42] This is the best Dirty Nigel I have ever had.

[00:18:47] Where did you get these cute umbrellas from?

[00:18:49] Wow! When I get my life back, your coming on board is me full time barista.

[00:18:55] Nigel Toos found out that Champ has quit his podcast.

[00:18:59] We need to get that show back from running.

[00:19:01] The pink bull of Iran need me.

[00:19:03] Nigel IV. His robbers win.

[00:19:06] Ah!

[00:19:08] Football. You cruel mischievous.

[00:19:12] Nigel III. I could kiss you if it weren't for you, Allatossus.

[00:19:17] I-5.

[00:19:18] Nigel, let's say my universe.

[00:19:29] Kiss off.

[00:19:31] Ah!

[00:19:33] Ooh! This place is nice.

[00:19:36] Does that wall bet?

[00:19:38] I can only dream of wallpapers reminded.

[00:19:41] It's...

[00:19:43] Wallpapers. Cool!

[00:19:46] Come to cry about how I stole your life.

[00:19:49] So you admit it?

[00:19:51] Admit it. I bloody own it!

[00:19:54] One of the greatest tricks the devil never pulled.

[00:19:58] Something like that.

[00:20:00] Naturally, I'm taking all the credit.

[00:20:03] Well, I'm glad you said that because I'm wearing a wire.

[00:20:07] Ha ha! A wire? You can't.

[00:20:12] Who's the idiot now?

[00:20:15] That day you'll never believe it.

[00:20:17] This microphone is recording directly into a special box thingy that backs everything

[00:20:22] up in the clouds.

[00:20:24] Which box thingy?

[00:20:26] This one right?

[00:20:28] Oh.

[00:20:29] It's not plugged in.

[00:20:31] Yes, come on out straight to do your one favour and took a recording device down back of your pants.

[00:20:36] What does he do?

[00:20:38] That's the last time I'm trusting anyone.

[00:20:41] Hey, hey, hey! Never mind.

[00:20:43] You can chase up up with a front row seat to witness my greatest moment.

[00:20:48] Are you gonna get really our terrible tattoos?

[00:20:51] Behold!

[00:20:53] A new flame!

[00:20:56] Ha ha ha ha!

[00:20:59] A match that starts a fire!

[00:21:03] An infinite inferno match.

[00:21:05] So intense!

[00:21:07] I can feel the heat coming off of it already!

[00:21:10] Extinguisher!

[00:21:12] Extinguisher?

[00:21:13] I hardly know!

[00:21:15] Yes!

[00:21:16] Or that is a great new name for my finishing move.

[00:21:18] Yes, yes, yes.

[00:21:20] You know, you should get into the wrestling business.

[00:21:22] You get tons of heat.

[00:21:24] Ha ha ha ha!

[00:21:28] Ah!

[00:21:30] And you stay in this wardrobe until I know what to do with you.

[00:21:34] No, please!

[00:21:36] Be far so lethal!

[00:21:38] Would that take me suicide?

[00:21:40] Help! Help!

[00:21:43] Get tickets to the next GWF Live Event.

[00:21:46] Woohoo!

[00:21:47] Saturdays comes to Jake's Johnny Tavern in Chauley.

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[00:22:01] Another level defends their skinny legs title in a handicap match against the deadly duo so much more.

[00:22:07] And so much more!

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[00:24:08] Just a kind of torch you use in the oldies to walk through dingy caves.

[00:24:13] You lower them to the ground and fire shoots its way to the ring, lighting up the ramp and turning the square into a blazing ball of fire.

[00:24:22] And there go the eyebrows of everyone in the front row. Sorry about that.

[00:24:27] But what a memory for those people.

[00:24:29] Hang on. Get anyone smell smoke.

[00:24:35] I don't think it's the paraffin of the lamp. Somebody just check that.

[00:24:57] It's the ginger ninja against a man he's never faced before.

[00:25:00] A man in his first ever main event. And we've seen some upsets with that scenario in the past.

[00:25:06] Let's take a look. It comes at PWF.

[00:25:14] 3. 2014 Slug and Lettuce Newcastle Central.

[00:25:17] Lady Lexican, the champion versus Janet from Thannic.

[00:25:23] The former restaurant manager from Margate answered an open invitation to face the PWF Women's Champion

[00:25:29] and made a name for herself when she hit a move later dubbed the roller coaster.

[00:25:34] A two handed clap to the chops with a pair of beer mats.

[00:25:38] It was a non-title match but a result that set emotion and rivalry that's still going to this very day.

[00:25:45] 2. 1999 New Year's Eve.

[00:25:50] Millennium Bug Fever captured the imagination as the turn of the century threatened to bring a world to its knees via technology.

[00:25:58] In fact, it was overweight Kate who fell and struggled to get up after newcomer Honeycomb

[00:26:04] and her manager Marmalade.

[00:26:08] Snaps both her legs like wishbones on a cheap supermarket turkey.

[00:26:13] A bone's finally healed in November 2000 just in time for the PlayStation 2 to be released.

[00:26:19] Kate, no longer overweight, accidentally re-broked both her legs in the boxing day sale to buy a second controller.

[00:26:27] And at number 1, 2005, Spliff in the Diff.

[00:26:31] Yeah man. The ginger ninja wrestling in Wales for the very first time faced a hostile reception at the 4Lm's in Cardiff's spot home to many murders of the English.

[00:26:42] Now before the bout he famously tried to sail across the River 7 in a canoe that he'd made himself from lollipop sticks that were bound together with his own hair.

[00:26:52] Only, surprisingly, to sink just 12 feet off the shore of Western Superman.

[00:26:58] He stayed true to his word and stepped up to defend his title moments before he slipped on his own sodden cape and knocked himself out.

[00:27:06] When he woke up, his title, his clothes and the final droplets of his dignity were gone.

[00:27:12] To this day we don't know who was crowned the PWF champion that night but one thing's for sure the winner wasn't the champ.

[00:27:22] In front of a capacity crown of 38 here at Carrons Wine Bar in Yatley, this one is underway.

[00:27:33] And I'll tell you what, sitting this close to ringside, I'm already getting quite a tan.

[00:27:40] It's burning a little bit. Anyone got any after sun?

[00:27:46] Oh, oh, let me out. I'm a teacher. I'm not good at it, mate.

[00:27:55] Someone, anyone? I don't have a right to live for. I haven't even got time for one last one.

[00:28:02] You made me choked. Nobody wants that!

[00:28:08] Huh? Well...

[00:28:12] Oh, Nigel 3!

[00:28:16] Oh, no, Nigel 3!

[00:28:21] Oh, you really want that kiss? Come here. It'll be worth it.

[00:28:26] Well, but Starflossing for Goldberg's sake.

[00:28:29] What about Nigel 1? Did he complete mission? He did.

[00:28:33] Oh, you beautiful man. Now let's get out of here before the old place burns down.

[00:28:38] Wait, what about the trends of people in bar and demo?

[00:28:43] I may not be the champ, but Dammit Nigel 3. I can still be a hero. Get your under for me ass!

[00:28:50] Now, now listen. For some reason the smoke alarms didn't go off.

[00:29:05] But whatever, quickly and safely try not to scream,

[00:29:11] head for the nearest emergency exit. And please don't take your pint to a view.

[00:29:16] Yes, I know they could put out a flame, but that's not the point.

[00:29:19] What are you doing? Get out of the wing!

[00:29:23] The champ never leaves without a pin.

[00:29:28] That pin is going to be the final nail in your coffin.

[00:29:36] There he is.

[00:29:38] Skinner!

[00:29:39] Huh? Who's that?

[00:29:41] Skinner, yes. Just in time to see your career go up.

[00:29:46] Officer, what have you done with that numtie? A demo.

[00:29:50] I don't know who you are, but there's no time for chitchat, right?

[00:29:53] This place is going to come down at any minute.

[00:29:56] Get watch yourself!

[00:29:57] And not now it's not the time for a lot of exposition, but I used to be him.

[00:30:01] I have the ginger ginger, each door by identity.

[00:30:04] Well, I mean you've got red hair, but I'm sorry your body says you're less martial arts and more martial arts.

[00:30:10] Now move it.

[00:30:12] Here, read this copy at Redspin Kizet. What the whole thing?

[00:30:16] You've got time for that.

[00:30:18] No, just page 11. See, no.

[00:30:20] Nigel Franklin wins first match as the ginger ninja and there's a photo of me as a slightly younger man.

[00:30:26] Hey, Skinner, use gay eye to steal my identity.

[00:30:30] I left me with nothing.

[00:30:35] Well, I ran into a rifle at Nigel's. We'll know hoppers but I gave him off and they reversed the hack

[00:30:41] to bring me back.

[00:30:43] Hang on a minute.

[00:30:45] Ow! My brain is tingling.

[00:30:49] Yes, something's coming back to me.

[00:30:51] Cham, you!

[00:30:53] Cham, yeah, you are the cham.

[00:30:56] Cham!

[00:30:58] Yeah!

[00:30:59] Do it more!

[00:31:00] You made a very powerful enemy, cham.

[00:31:09] Yeah? Well, well you're going.

[00:31:11] You're going to be sandwiched between some very bad men.

[00:31:14] Hey, if I am talking to him, he'll kill me.

[00:31:16] He's not!

[00:31:18] No!

[00:31:20] No!

[00:31:39] Got a light!

[00:31:41] I thought you vapes now.

[00:31:43] I do, but that wouldn't be less funny. Hang on.

[00:31:46] I'm going to try one of those.

[00:31:48] Yeah, no. Yeah. Have you got your rolls ready?

[00:31:51] Well, that settlement must have been sweet.

[00:31:53] Look, if your car's not ready, I can give you a lift.

[00:31:56] I paid good money for them rolls.

[00:31:58] You bought more than one.

[00:32:00] I bought six.

[00:32:01] Oh, somebody's doing all right.

[00:32:03] Go store Phantom.

[00:32:05] These are...

[00:32:06] Eggs.

[00:32:07] Granks?

[00:32:08] It's like wedgesons.

[00:32:10] But better.

[00:32:12] Just to let everyone listening know that all the names were accounted for after the fire,

[00:32:17] and no serious casualties were reported.

[00:32:19] Speak for yourself!

[00:32:20] That's because I was me murking on the way out trying to dry it.

[00:32:23] But why?

[00:32:24] I mean, how?

[00:32:25] I mean, what?

[00:32:26] Are you telling me?

[00:32:27] You wouldn't push yourself if you were locked in a wardrobe surrounded by flames.

[00:32:31] You'd never been to a pound-breakery.

[00:32:33] You'll notice the difference.

[00:32:35] Everything's a pound.

[00:32:36] Sometimes, you get two for a pound.

[00:32:38] Bet, bargain, brilliance from pies and rolls.

[00:32:41] To doorknoss with old trust me,

[00:32:43] you never too far from a lap-watering encounter up north.

[00:32:46] Your tongue and your wallet will thank you.

[00:32:49] Yeah.

[00:32:50] Did I ever tell you about the time I once wrestled at a pool of freezing gold vegan gravy for charity?

[00:32:54] I was still waiting till lunch at my kex.

[00:32:57] And sniffing my fingernails in the shower is still a bit risky.

[00:33:03] Wrestling with the champ was written and produced by Antigunli and Damien Senjon,

[00:33:07] featuring Ian Skinner as Ian Skinner as the AI champ.

[00:33:11] Antigunli as Nigel Franklin as the actual champ.

[00:33:15] And Damien Senjon as Damien Senjon as Damien Senjon.

[00:33:19] This episode also featured the voices of Johnny Gorsmith and Alex Lynch.

[00:33:29] The champ will return.

[00:33:33] The champ will return.

[00:33:42] The champ will return.

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