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[00:02:13] Talking first, thinking later.

[00:02:23] The phone in show.

[00:02:25] Nidale from Rochdale.

[00:02:27] You're our next caller.

[00:02:29] About bloody time.

[00:02:30] Do you know how long they've been waiting?

[00:02:32] Dear.

[00:02:33] 17 minutes and 38 seconds.

[00:02:36] Good.

[00:02:37] Right.

[00:02:38] Well, I'm glad you acknowledge my sacrifice.

[00:02:40] I've missed an Amazon delivery because of you.

[00:02:42] So, what do you want to say?

[00:02:44] You're run about local pubs not being as good as they used to be.

[00:02:47] What planet are you living on, pal?

[00:02:49] Planet Rang.

[00:02:51] Wastlin' Space.

[00:02:52] Surrounded by an asteroid belt of ignorance.

[00:02:55] Let me tell you something about local pubs.

[00:02:57] The Grit.

[00:02:58] They're the best.

[00:02:59] They're the other community.

[00:03:02] Local pubs.

[00:03:04] Oh, that's just me.

[00:03:10] I'm trying to make a serious point here and all you could do is...

[00:03:13] I know we take life too seriously, Nidale from Rochdale.

[00:03:17] Although by the sounds of it, it might be too late.

[00:03:20] You know, be it for...

[00:03:21] You can hold the rare time, you.

[00:03:23] Why don't you let someone else speak for a change?

[00:03:26] You're right.

[00:03:27] Go ahead.

[00:03:28] Good.

[00:03:29] Well, there's a reason why pubs speak so permanently in shows like EastEnders and Coronation Street.

[00:03:34] Where the good times are rolling or when the chips are down.

[00:03:39] And there goes Nidale from Rochdale, a man who will live long in the memory of...

[00:03:44] No one.

[00:03:45] Hmm.

[00:03:46] Okay, next caller.

[00:03:48] Mr Franklin.

[00:03:49] That's very formal from Clare's...

[00:03:51] Is that a pub or an accessory shop?

[00:03:54] Mr Franklin.

[00:03:55] It's a pub.

[00:03:56] Let me guess.

[00:03:57] Real ale for real people.

[00:04:00] Find a better paradise.

[00:04:01] We'll set you right after you've had a bad day.

[00:04:04] Oops, sorry.

[00:04:05] Should have mentioned brand names.

[00:04:06] Listen, I wanted to hear what that brave man had to say about places like mine.

[00:04:10] It's right, you know.

[00:04:11] Pubs for a less sticky carpet, slow-hanging ceilings and casual racism amongst the locals.

[00:04:15] A real...

[00:04:16] Bad opinions are like buses there for the poor and the needy.

[00:04:21] Let's do one more call before I take myself up onto the roof of the phone in show building

[00:04:26] and hill myself off it.

[00:04:28] Sozloraul land on a pub lover.

[00:04:31] Gene Inja sounds exotic.

[00:04:33] You're on the phone in show.

[00:04:35] Have you ever heard of Pope wrestling?

[00:04:44] Oh dear.

[00:04:45] That was a classic.

[00:04:47] Put down the best bits real Dorothy.

[00:04:49] Let's get her a break.

[00:05:05] Yeah, look at the golden beanie back guys.

[00:05:08] Buscress, take the day.

[00:05:10] And I'll smile all the turns, can't stop us.

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[00:05:30] Wrestling with the champ.

[00:05:33] Joining me live backstage is the PWF Champion.

[00:05:36] Now, we're live on PWF TV.

[00:05:39] I don't say this too often but it wasn't your night tonight.

[00:05:44] The kid got lucky. That's all I'm saying.

[00:05:46] You screamed, oh my god.

[00:05:48] Oh no! No more please God, no please let me die!

[00:05:51] I'm playing to crowd.

[00:05:52] Yeah, alright then.

[00:05:54] That driving license to kill finishing movies quite something.

[00:05:58] Where do you go from here?

[00:06:00] Oh, don't be about the roundabout, Dermo.

[00:06:03] He knows I'm coming for him.

[00:06:05] Oh yeah. And I'm ready to hand him a big fat L on a plate.

[00:06:09] Consider this an indication of things to come because in theory,

[00:06:13] I'll be the one to give him the lesson.

[00:06:17] Oh, batteries died, sorry mate.

[00:06:20] Never mind. I mean it sounded great.

[00:06:23] Wanna go for a pint?

[00:06:25] Dermo, you had me a pint.

[00:06:27] Hey, what's going on?

[00:06:29] Sorry fellas, we're just trying to get past.

[00:06:31] They're not moving.

[00:06:32] And you think I'm the one to do something about that? Why?

[00:06:36] Hey, hey! Look at this old man.

[00:06:39] He's nothing. This should be easier.

[00:06:42] I shouldn't warn you. I have a blind belt from MNS.

[00:06:46] Leather and Elsting.

[00:06:48] Spare your weak lungs, the exercise old man.

[00:06:51] Save it for the bone dome.

[00:06:53] What's the bone dome?

[00:06:55] I don't know but if you speak whiley enough maybe they were notis.

[00:06:58] You're not whispering. I can hear you.

[00:07:00] We can all hear. Do you know what?

[00:07:02] In fact, we're all sick of hearing you.

[00:07:04] So go and get your crew and come and fix me and my crew at the bone dome.

[00:07:07] Bruised fair in Blackburn a week on Saturday.

[00:07:10] Alright.

[00:07:11] What's the sticks?

[00:07:13] Rump, ribeye, teabown.

[00:07:15] Damn it, those are some eye sticks.

[00:07:17] Oh yeah? And what if he doesn't show up?

[00:07:20] Well then there's a certain letter that I might have to send to the local newspaper.

[00:07:24] Don't be love letter, say angel, irritations in year 11.

[00:07:27] Come on, let's be civilised about this.

[00:07:30] Champ, what's he on about?

[00:07:32] Show up or I'll show it out to every publication in the northwest.

[00:07:36] And I'll target those with a strong web and social media presence.

[00:07:40] Remember, bone dome a week on Saturday.

[00:07:44] Bruised fair.

[00:07:45] I'll send you a calendar invite.

[00:07:47] Check your spam folder. It might be in there.

[00:07:49] Champ, what letter?

[00:07:51] He's mad.

[00:07:52] An art of a sister.

[00:07:53] I mean letter.

[00:07:54] Huh?

[00:07:55] Okay, I do have a sister.

[00:07:57] And she wrote me a letter.

[00:07:59] I don't know how he knows that.

[00:08:01] Probably post office one corrupt who's usual tricks.

[00:08:04] What does it say?

[00:08:05] Let's go for a pint and I'll read it to you.

[00:08:26] And a high number of outlets around the berry area.

[00:08:28] No judgment.

[00:08:29] Pymarch, you're for her.

[00:08:31] Pymarch!

[00:08:32] Why have we got a pirate mascot?

[00:08:34] Pymarch.

[00:08:35] Because if there's no Pymarch it's just Greg.

[00:08:37] See that's better than the pirate's contribution.

[00:08:39] Call my agent.

[00:08:40] Arrrr!

[00:08:42] Who's the rot still renegade?

[00:08:44] Who loves flexing his pecs in spandex?

[00:08:48] Wrestling with a champ?

[00:08:55] Cheers champ.

[00:08:56] Cheers damnal!

[00:09:00] Well come on, you've got your own pint.

[00:09:03] You tell me about the letter.

[00:09:05] Oh right.

[00:09:09] Do not ignore this letter in accordance with Royal Tramping Act.

[00:09:13] Oh sorry that's the wrong one.

[00:09:15] That's the wrong one isn't it hang on?

[00:09:20] I think I might go and get some crisps

[00:09:22] and slowly slice open the bottom of my eyelids with them.

[00:09:26] I mean if you're similar I'm driving.

[00:09:28] It's really thinking it's a bloody miracle.

[00:09:30] Okay here we go.

[00:09:32] Hmm hmm.

[00:09:33] Dear Nigel, how's she normally real then?

[00:09:36] Mystery.

[00:09:37] Anyway.

[00:09:38] Dear Nigel, how are you?

[00:09:41] I always knew I had a big brother but I never knew it was a smile and sexy as you.

[00:09:46] Err gross!

[00:09:48] That's your sister.

[00:09:50] I'll be a dog but she's thinking it.

[00:09:52] You want to know what's really weird?

[00:09:54] Err she's called Sharon.

[00:09:56] Alright, I'm really freaked out now.

[00:09:58] That name follows you around like a siren's echo.

[00:10:03] What you all like to me man?

[00:10:05] I would like to meet you.

[00:10:07] It wouldn't be weird.

[00:10:08] It would be less.

[00:10:10] And to make a special occasion we can make some extra push.

[00:10:14] Like Morrison's Cafe.

[00:10:16] And you two must be related.

[00:10:18] Oh damn.

[00:10:19] Anyway, Moscow, we're pen-droning out of here.

[00:10:25] Dear Mo, I have a secret sister.

[00:10:27] Finally, my dreams are being Luke Skywalker of Come True.

[00:10:31] All I need now is a talking robot in the back of me if you can't talk and I can die a happy man.

[00:10:35] So will you meet her?

[00:10:37] Of course.

[00:10:38] Yeah, maybe.

[00:10:39] I don't know.

[00:10:40] Yeah you might like the idea of having a sister.

[00:10:42] More than the person itself.

[00:10:44] Oh yeah, good point.

[00:10:46] It's about to be after only money.

[00:10:48] Hmm.

[00:10:49] Yeah maybe.

[00:10:50] Or worse.

[00:10:51] We beat her we have title.

[00:10:53] Why don't I meet her first?

[00:10:55] You know tonight.

[00:10:57] Incognito.

[00:11:08] Sorry, so excuse me.

[00:11:09] You can get through.

[00:11:12] Hey, why are you been standing so close together?

[00:11:15] You know, ow.

[00:11:17] A pinch really asks.

[00:11:19] Welcome to Incognito.

[00:11:21] What can I get you?

[00:11:22] Yeah, I'm looking for some information.

[00:11:24] I don't know that one.

[00:11:25] What's in it?

[00:11:26] Uh.

[00:11:27] Have I called 50?

[00:11:29] Oh, you mean business.

[00:11:31] For another 50, I might actually tell you what you want to know.

[00:11:35] I'm looking for a woman.

[00:11:37] This ain't the kind of bar for that.

[00:11:39] And if you feel a pinch, that's the crab.

[00:11:41] You got a crab in here.

[00:11:43] Don't mind him.

[00:11:44] His real name's George but he's very...

[00:11:46] Hansy.

[00:11:47] Do you have a brother?

[00:11:49] If I had a 50 for every time I've ever been asked that.

[00:11:51] No, I think you wrote him a letter.

[00:11:53] I don't want anything from him all right?

[00:11:56] We're family.

[00:11:57] Family should be together.

[00:11:58] Well that's very noble of you, miss.

[00:12:00] No, it's Miss Jane Miss actually.

[00:12:02] It's Miss Jane Miz.

[00:12:03] But for some reason people can't get the hang of that.

[00:12:06] I'd like to make sure that whatever you want from him

[00:12:09] is best for business.

[00:12:11] Okay?

[00:12:12] I just want to meet him.

[00:12:13] Just to be clear, you don't want his cash.

[00:12:16] I'm a strong independent woman.

[00:12:18] Do you know I want thumb-result Matthew Kelly?

[00:12:21] You're more similar than you know.

[00:12:23] Look, this might not be like long lost families.

[00:12:26] You know he's not who you think he is.

[00:12:29] His name's Nigel.

[00:12:30] Oh, he's not a non-sissy.

[00:12:32] I haven't waited 40 years to find out I'm related to a man of ill repute.

[00:12:36] No thanks.

[00:12:37] No, let me show you something.

[00:12:39] I can't help it.

[00:12:41] Get some of that money.

[00:12:42] Freeze!

[00:12:43] Go show!

[00:12:44] The shop is setting up to deliver crushing reality.

[00:12:47] Oh, he fits it!

[00:12:52] What do you think?

[00:12:54] And he's my brother.

[00:12:55] Yeah, I'm afraid so.

[00:12:57] That was awesome.

[00:12:58] Right?

[00:12:59] Okay.

[00:13:00] You like that?

[00:13:01] You're into that, are you?

[00:13:02] Right.

[00:13:03] Well, you can meet him at Bone Dome if you like.

[00:13:06] You know after the show.

[00:13:08] It's got some very strict pre-game rituals

[00:13:11] that can't be interrupted though.

[00:13:13] Under any circumstances.

[00:13:14] Just got to highlight that.

[00:13:23] Where is it?

[00:13:24] Where is it?

[00:13:25] Wheel to town!

[00:13:26] Not luck.

[00:13:27] Can't wait to talk with Halley.

[00:13:29] Wow.

[00:13:30] Oh, damn it.

[00:13:32] I can't find me that on India.

[00:13:34] Oh, don't worry.

[00:13:36] Happens to us all.

[00:13:38] I'll put the heating on.

[00:13:40] Maybe some relaxing music.

[00:13:42] No, you mean he must got.

[00:13:44] He's gone missing!

[00:13:45] Have you looked down the back of your pants?

[00:13:47] Dock of bitch.

[00:13:48] Oh yeah.

[00:13:52] Back of my ultrits.

[00:13:54] Nothing has made out of their alive so far.

[00:13:57] So I just met Sharon.

[00:13:59] Nice woman seems legit.

[00:14:01] Just wants to meet you.

[00:14:03] Yeah, no skin in the game.

[00:14:05] So I think you're kind of good to go.

[00:14:07] Great. Thanks, dear.

[00:14:08] I owe you one.

[00:14:09] I'll add it to the list, shall I?

[00:14:11] Anyway, she'd love to meet you after the show.

[00:14:13] Big fan.

[00:14:14] Really?

[00:14:15] Is she married?

[00:14:16] No, you can't go there!

[00:14:18] She's still your sister.

[00:14:20] Did you take care sample?

[00:14:22] Blood urine?

[00:14:23] Did you know you can do it now?

[00:14:24] We're done drop.

[00:14:25] Give it a rest, right?

[00:14:26] She's your sister, your her brother.

[00:14:28] I've got her waiting out back in your pecanto.

[00:14:30] Okay?

[00:14:31] I wish we'd had a weird to see this.

[00:14:33] Oh.

[00:14:34] Is he dead?

[00:14:36] Yeah.

[00:14:37] Dead, tight.

[00:14:39] Last time we fought the each and all.

[00:14:41] We're 1887.

[00:14:42] Yeah, but remember when he ran into the ring

[00:14:44] to save your life at Bruce Cruise?

[00:14:46] Son, that's me!

[00:14:48] It's dad!

[00:14:50] Oh son, I'm coming.

[00:14:53] That's all.

[00:14:54] That's all.

[00:14:55] And how Silvesta Malone turned out to be your half-brother

[00:14:58] and he beat the living daylights out of you.

[00:15:00] Oh mother, it is that you look wrestling more than her.

[00:15:04] She got pregnant by the nearest wrestler

[00:15:06] as the altar after revenge.

[00:15:08] She get birthed to an unsung baby boy

[00:15:11] who would one day step into the ring with you

[00:15:14] and terrify everything you're loved.

[00:15:17] What happened to that guy?

[00:15:18] You and family, champ.

[00:15:20] It just seems like it's really complicated.

[00:15:24] So just win the match and keep her identity safe, okay?

[00:15:28] Now tell me you've picked your crew to face Des Tiny.

[00:15:32] I rounded up Best It Business

[00:15:34] and we're available at short noise.

[00:15:36] Joining me team tonight is...

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[00:15:46] Wayne, Maine, are with North Spline.

[00:15:49] Makes it 50% easier to escape as a mission old.

[00:15:52] Is the bendy boy we all want in our corner.

[00:15:55] Coming in at number two.

[00:15:57] Flying riding.

[00:15:59] It'll jump off anything if you give him enough cake.

[00:16:02] And in at number one,

[00:16:04] very big schedule.

[00:16:06] Heck yeah, the Dartman with no heart man.

[00:16:09] Court is beer and I laugh as nice.

[00:16:12] If you want a job doing properly,

[00:16:14] give it to some other fucker.

[00:16:17] Right, I mean just the yes would have been enough.

[00:16:20] So you've got your crew,

[00:16:22] you've got your little ninja.

[00:16:24] Ready to fight for your honour?

[00:16:26] Again?

[00:16:27] Yeah, that's what I do.

[00:16:28] It's who I am.

[00:16:29] It's who I am.

[00:16:31] Oh fucker!

[00:16:32] I ripped me tight.

[00:16:33] And now I can see a little ninja actually.

[00:16:36] Tiny Steve!

[00:16:37] I'm gonna wait by the fire escape.

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[00:19:27] It's Team versus Team Crew versus Crew.

[00:19:30] Ego versus Ego.

[00:19:32] The Ginger Ninja and his travel lodge trio

[00:19:35] will face up to the challenge of Des Tiny in his posse.

[00:19:38] The triple threat tag team champions Dan Delf,

[00:19:41] A Frodo and Eddie The Smegel,

[00:19:44] aka Look Who's Tolkien.

[00:19:46] If Des Tiny wins, he'll read aloud the contents of a letter,

[00:19:50] currently suspended 25 foot above the ring in a glass briefcase.

[00:19:54] If the Ginger Ninja wins, he'll get to smash

[00:19:57] the perilous, per-spex box,

[00:19:59] destroying whatever secret is inside for good.

[00:20:02] Less fights.

[00:20:04] Eddie The Smegel and Clifton Aven get things started.

[00:20:08] Both men feeding each other out in the early stages.

[00:20:11] Eddie drops to all fours and swipes the Aven, knocking him off his feet.

[00:20:15] If he keeps this up, there's no knowing where Aven will get swept off too.

[00:20:19] Aven gets to his feet and replies to the series of retaliatory chops

[00:20:23] to the chest of Smegel. Dead throws him into the ropes.

[00:20:26] Smegel off the ropes, ducks the clothesline

[00:20:29] and makes a leaping tag to Dan Delf.

[00:20:31] He's not precious about getting out of this one early.

[00:20:34] Dan Delf vaults into the action,

[00:20:36] arriving precisely when he means to.

[00:20:38] Aven tries to knock Dan Delf off his feet with one, two, three shoulder blocks.

[00:20:43] But he's not moving.

[00:20:45] You shall not pass.

[00:20:47] Dan Delf drops to the floor,

[00:20:49] down some power bomb that leaves Clifton Aven,

[00:20:51] a crumpled mess in the ring.

[00:20:56] For Aven, his opponent proved to be a bridge too far.

[00:20:59] Look who's Tolkien on one nil up in the battle so far.

[00:21:02] The ginger ninja is next up for his team.

[00:21:09] Wanda does not simply walk into the ring.

[00:21:12] You do fancy shit like this.

[00:21:15] The champ with a cellar saw.

[00:21:16] I do the top rope into it.

[00:21:22] Oh, it's so loud.

[00:21:23] It's so loud on his feet.

[00:21:25] The ginger ninja went over on his ankle and now we know why they call it a bone dome.

[00:21:34] That is a serious break.

[00:21:36] I've never seen an ankle shatter like that in my life.

[00:21:39] Well, one time in high school,

[00:21:41] a music teacher ran down the corridor to stop the fight between a couple of lads.

[00:21:44] Slips a snap to his leg in half,

[00:21:46] and that was nightmare fuel forever.

[00:21:48] Dan Delf slides into the cow.

[00:21:51] Enough.

[00:21:52] Rejending as an idea.

[00:21:54] And he did a shattered ankle and the ginger ninja kicks out on 2.9.

[00:22:00] Wow.

[00:22:02] Dan Delf pokes the champ's gaping wound with his long-stuff.

[00:22:10] And that'll do it for the red-headed renegade.

[00:22:13] The ginger ninja, till everyone's surprised, taps out early,

[00:22:17] is team 2-0 down in the series,

[00:22:19] and the chances of him burning the contents of that letter

[00:22:22] look slimmer by the minute.

[00:22:26] Flying Brian slides a ladder into the ring.

[00:22:29] Dan Delf, 2 busy peacocking to notice.

[00:22:32] Brian unfolds a ladder, scampers up to the top and...

[00:22:36] Oh my god!

[00:22:38] Who might be dead?

[00:22:41] I think he's dead!

[00:22:42] Dan Delf on a Frodo,

[00:22:44] combined with devastating effect,

[00:22:46] tipping the ladder over and sending Brian crashing through the announce table.

[00:22:50] Someone will be off to buy a new one tomorrow for weeks.

[00:22:59] And that is all Tolkien wrote for this one.

[00:23:01] The fate of the champ's team,

[00:23:03] now lies in the hands of just one man.

[00:23:06] Vinny Vinchenzo

[00:23:08] Desk Tiny's masterminds have put on a masterclass tonight,

[00:23:11] and still have a full complement of players.

[00:23:14] It's 4-on-1 as the Dark Man is confronted by all of his opponents.

[00:23:18] Even dragons have their endings.

[00:23:20] But this one could be just moments away.

[00:23:23] Downed out for the tech to a Frodo.

[00:23:26] Dark Man and a Frodo with a Colour elbow tie up.

[00:23:29] Dark Man comes out on top by Yankeen the Iron Wants,

[00:23:32] twice, twice.

[00:23:33] Three times.

[00:23:34] Going to work on the upper part of a Frodo's favourite arm.

[00:23:37] Someone's been doing their homework.

[00:23:39] A Frodo swings wildly, misses.

[00:23:41] Dark Man takes advantage and pumbles a Frodo with a serious headbutt.

[00:23:45] A Frodo, we've seen double after that.

[00:23:47] And yes, I switched to sports pums

[00:23:49] because I've run out of Lord of the Rings' Wards.

[00:23:52] A Frodo swings wildly, boom!

[00:23:55] He takes out the referee with a wild 4-on.

[00:23:58] And he's got a lot of things to do with the game.

[00:24:01] He takes out the referee with a wild 4-on.

[00:24:03] The official is out cold!

[00:24:05] Dark Man goes in for the count.

[00:24:07] But there's no referee for the love of God

[00:24:10] get someone in the ring now and then this man, Nase.

[00:24:13] Leave it to me, that's... I've got this.

[00:24:16] The Ginger Ninja, despite having tapped out,

[00:24:18] manages to climb to his feet.

[00:24:20] Well, foot.

[00:24:21] Pools himself into the ring steps, having been left for dead.

[00:24:24] His right ankle broken with blood smeared on the ring apron.

[00:24:28] And that's never going to wash out.

[00:24:30] I mean, someone's losing their deposit.

[00:24:32] Oh, he's keeping it up short on the...

[00:24:35] Just in case.

[00:24:37] He's the referee! I don't believe it!

[00:24:40] I'm on good foot. The champ goes in for the count.

[00:24:42] The look of agony on his face.

[00:24:45] Smegel breaks the count.

[00:24:47] He outwards drops Vinny Vincendo

[00:24:49] and the champ is forced to count.

[00:24:52] One, two, three.

[00:24:57] Smegel proves that this is his ring once and for all.

[00:25:01] The champ's team wiped out in record time.

[00:25:04] Never mind the travel watch trio.

[00:25:06] They were all like premiere Get In The Bin.

[00:25:10] CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

[00:25:23] I don't believe it. The glass briefcase is lowered into the ring

[00:25:27] as look who's talking, prepared to find out what's inside.

[00:25:31] I'll give you anything.

[00:25:33] I'll beg you. I'll leave that secret.

[00:25:35] I need it.

[00:25:37] It's all up there!

[00:25:38] Well, you had your chance to destroy it.

[00:25:43] Couldn't be in that chocolate or free, then.

[00:25:48] Hold in while I regal out some kind of tension, very embarrassing.

[00:25:51] Which has never been regal out before.

[00:25:54] You look quite weak or lovely.

[00:25:58] Are you a weak? No.

[00:25:59] This could be fair. I'm going to be able to get it.

[00:26:03] There you go. I'm ready to...

[00:26:05] It's safe.

[00:26:09] Sub my plums.

[00:26:11] Huh?

[00:26:12] It says what? That's it. Sub my plums.

[00:26:15] Sub my plums.

[00:26:17] Sub my plums, Des Tiny.

[00:26:21] What have you done?

[00:26:23] And thanks for asking in Scooby Doo fashion.

[00:26:26] The champ's secret is too powerful to put in the hands of a cock muffin like you.

[00:26:31] So I switched the briefcase.

[00:26:33] What?

[00:26:34] How?

[00:26:35] I mean, it wasn't easy to look in at least 3 TK Mac stores to find another one.

[00:26:39] Damn it!

[00:26:40] That's the nicest thing you've done for me since the time you checked up balls on your body for cancer.

[00:26:46] No, no, no, no, no. I won that secret. I'll have that secret.

[00:26:52] Shut up!

[00:26:54] And that's what you want.

[00:26:56] I may only have one working foot, but I'm prepared to break it.

[00:26:59] Gicking you all up the ass.

[00:27:01] Now get the fuck out of town.

[00:27:04] Game on, I've got one beer to drink and a new ring, stay up for our fingers.

[00:27:11] Now go and meet your sister.

[00:27:13] Do it away from the cameras for God's sake and have some quality family time.

[00:27:17] The good kind for once.

[00:27:30] A gender fluid radio.

[00:27:34] The phone in show.

[00:27:36] Last week I spoke about pubs.

[00:27:39] I said pubs were not fit for purpose and every single one bar none.

[00:27:45] Pun intended should be boarded up for good or better,

[00:27:49] turning to schools or hospitals.

[00:27:51] We'll all pay for it, just do it.

[00:27:55] God knows we don't need another weather spoons.

[00:27:58] Most of you disagreed with me and that's fine.

[00:28:01] Everybody's allowed to be wrong and you usually are,

[00:28:05] but we must learn to live together as one unhappy race mustn't we?

[00:28:10] I must report that since then I did in fact frequent a pub against my better judgement for my sins.

[00:28:17] You may be able to tell dear listener that I survived and nobody is happier about this than me.

[00:28:24] pub wrestling as it turns out is not as poor as the name suggests.

[00:28:30] It's in fact at bone dome, I remember smiling once to tell us more

[00:28:37] in what will be a regular weekly slot on the show as we have nothing else for skip higher company sponsor

[00:28:42] is 35 times pub wrestling federation champion himself, the ginger ninja.

[00:28:48] welcome to the phone in show.

[00:28:54] Yeah, you're on mute just hit the little microphone button.

[00:29:00] There you go. Where are you exactly?

[00:29:03] I'm in jump towers.

[00:29:05] That sounds obscene. Is it obscene darling?

[00:29:08] Yeah, council flat team Rochdale.

[00:29:11] There's duck shit all over it lift.

[00:29:13] Who does that?

[00:29:14] Not clean up after a dog and even worse.

[00:29:17] Let's see shit in a moving box.

[00:29:20] Listeners are used to my language but might not have the stomach for yours.

[00:29:25] You're on mute again.

[00:29:28] No, no, I'm not sure how you manage to either.

[00:29:30] Okay, there you go.

[00:29:31] Yeah microphone symbol you got.

[00:29:33] Jesus, I'm your list technology.

[00:29:35] I'm sorry. This city machine could suck my hairy ginger.

[00:29:52] Wrestling with a champ was written and produced by Aunt Legally and Damien St John.

[00:29:57] This episode also featured the voices of Jim Salverson and Alex Whiteley.

[00:30:02] The champ will return in ginger thorn.

[00:30:14] Hold up.

[00:30:15] What was that?

[00:30:16] Boring. No flavor.

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