Top 20 Fake Ads

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[00:01:11] Hello everyone and welcome to a special episode of Wrestling with the Champ.

[00:01:25] Well that sounded good, didn't it?

[00:01:26] It did, it did.

[00:01:27] We've been spending all this money on people doing voiceovers and you can do it all along.

[00:01:31] This episode is all about commercial breaks.

[00:01:35] Over the past six seasons of Wrestling with the Champ,

[00:01:38] we have peppered every episode with spoof adverts and commercials and sponsorships.

[00:01:44] Myself and Ant are going to count down the top 20.

[00:01:47] Because I've worked out we've probably done close to 100.

[00:01:51] I think it's, because it's about two an episode, isn't it?

[00:01:54] Sometimes two, sometimes three, sometimes one, sometimes none.

[00:01:57] It's yay for consistency.

[00:01:59] But it's about 100 over the series.

[00:02:01] So we're going to count down our top 20.

[00:02:03] We'll have a little chat and then we'll play one for you.

[00:02:06] Also let us know if you ever heard one and thought it was real and just didn't notice.

[00:02:10] There's lots to discover over our favourite 20 spoof adverts.

[00:02:13] So here we go with number 20.

[00:02:16] And it's Mind Wrestling.

[00:02:18] Now Mind Wrestling was our first ever spoof ad.

[00:02:23] So it comes from season one, episode one, The Old Foe.

[00:02:27] And it features, fun fact, it features my wife.

[00:02:31] She's in there.

[00:02:32] My wife!

[00:02:33] Here we go, we've set the level already.

[00:02:36] And what's interesting is when you hear the advert,

[00:02:38] the woman who goes, you're a bloody idiot.

[00:02:40] That's my wife.

[00:02:41] And she did it in one take.

[00:02:42] It's amazing.

[00:02:43] Yeah, I was going to say, I wondered if you'd actually got to record it

[00:02:47] or if you were just recording and she walked in and had a go at you

[00:02:49] and you went, that'll do.

[00:02:50] Number 20 in our top 20 spoof ads in Wrestling With The Champ.

[00:02:55] It's Mind Wrestling.

[00:02:59] Always wanted to be a wrestler.

[00:03:01] Not sure how to get started.

[00:03:03] Listen up.

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[00:03:13] With exclusive video on-demand coaching sessions

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[00:03:18] The Scottish Bulldog and Lady Suplex.

[00:03:24] It's video because they're still in doing a ten stretch.

[00:03:28] All our Mind Wrestling graduates are undefeated.

[00:03:31] Hello, me name's Colin, a.k.a. from the crack of the ship beast.

[00:03:35] Since I signed up to Mind Wrestling,

[00:03:37] I've won all 32 of me Mind Wrestling matches

[00:03:39] and I couldn't be happier.

[00:03:41] The wife says I'm a changed man.

[00:03:42] You're a bloody idiot.

[00:03:44] I'd recommend this course to anyone serious about becoming a Mind Wrestler.

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[00:03:50] Climb that steel cage in your mind and book today.

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[00:03:55] Be part of an exclusive sport that anyone can compete in.

[00:03:59] This two-year distance learning course costs just one, two, three thousand pounds.

[00:04:05] Certificates at extra cost.

[00:04:06] Now, there is one t-shirt which, even if you do not follow wrestling at all,

[00:04:12] you will have probably seen the numbers, 316.

[00:04:15] And, well, do you want to explain this?

[00:04:17] Because you're probably more steeped in the history of it.

[00:04:19] Well, it's Stone Cold Steve Austin, isn't it?

[00:04:21] Well, I kind of thought, well, bet 316 feels quite nice

[00:04:24] and we can do the glass smash to make it a bit like Stone Cold coming in.

[00:04:28] And who's the voice on this?

[00:04:29] I knew you were going to ask me that.

[00:04:31] I don't know.

[00:04:33] I don't know.

[00:04:34] This, again, is from season one where we were literally, like,

[00:04:38] casting out a net to see if anyone could do a voiceover.

[00:04:40] And I think this lady came from a voiceover site.

[00:04:43] So, mysterious unknown lady, thanks.

[00:04:45] Can you tell, without me saying any more, what my favourite line is in it?

[00:04:50] No.

[00:04:51] The advert was four years ago.

[00:04:54] It's the bit when you go, you can bet on literally anything.

[00:04:56] No cells.

[00:04:58] And then blah, blah, blah.

[00:04:58] But audible farts.

[00:05:00] That's the bit that I like.

[00:05:01] You have a habit, certainly in more recent episodes,

[00:05:03] of doing real farts where there's a call for a fart.

[00:05:06] And real burps.

[00:05:07] But there's a purpose for the real burps because I can't burp on demand.

[00:05:12] Oh.

[00:05:12] Do you know what you need?

[00:05:13] Acid reflux.

[00:05:14] It's great for burping on demand.

[00:05:15] Anyway, here we go.

[00:05:16] Number 19 on the top 20 spoof ads from Wrestling With The Champ is Bet316.

[00:05:23] Bet316 sponsors this podcast.

[00:05:25] Bet and play during your favourite pub wrestling event.

[00:05:28] No cells.

[00:05:29] OTT cells.

[00:05:30] Finishers.

[00:05:31] Mic fails.

[00:05:32] Power cuts.

[00:05:33] Number of dogs in the crowd.

[00:05:34] Audible farts.

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[00:05:44] Bet316 says we just took your money.

[00:05:47] Bet316.

[00:05:49] This is number 18 in the list.

[00:05:51] An ad that I play in my head mentally maybe once a week.

[00:05:54] What would the world's worst curry house be like?

[00:05:57] And by the way, I love curries.

[00:05:59] Love a bricklaying curry in London.

[00:06:00] But what would the worst curry house be of all time?

[00:06:05] And so then the Curry Palace Kingdom Club was born.

[00:06:08] It's gross.

[00:06:10] But what I really love about this ad is the voice.

[00:06:13] So tell everyone about the voiceover.

[00:06:14] So the voiceover is the wonderful Sam slash Sham Thomas, who you will find on Ramon Fierce

[00:06:22] terror tapes, which I highly recommend you go and check out and have a listen to as well.

[00:06:27] There is something about his gravitas.

[00:06:29] It is almost Ian McKellen-like level.

[00:06:33] Wow.

[00:06:34] He's going to want paying now.

[00:06:36] You're going to have to...

[00:06:38] Yeah.

[00:06:39] He's a good lad.

[00:06:40] He's a good lad.

[00:06:41] You'll hear it here in his voice.

[00:06:42] So taken from our season two episode of The Matchmaker, this is the delightful Curry

[00:06:49] Palace Kingdom Club.

[00:06:52] Dine real fine at the Curry Palace Kingdom Club.

[00:06:56] The drinks are warm.

[00:06:57] The food is cold.

[00:06:59] Mouth-watering food at eye-watering prices.

[00:07:02] Pop it on so thin, you can see your face through them.

[00:07:05] Bhaji's so tough, you could bowl a maiden over with one.

[00:07:10] Masala so creamy, you wonder what we put in it.

[00:07:14] We don't have an alcohol license, so bring your own, yeah?

[00:07:16] And bring one for the chef.

[00:07:18] One for Ali, the waiter.

[00:07:19] And one for me, Derek, the owner.

[00:07:21] And a couple for my wife.

[00:07:23] And a few for her sister too.

[00:07:25] Nothing cheap though.

[00:07:26] Minimum six pounds a bottle.

[00:07:27] Dine real fine at Curry Palace Kingdom Club.

[00:07:31] Head north past Hereford train station.

[00:07:33] If you get to the laundrette, you've gone too far.

[00:07:36] Give us a WhatsApp if you get lost.

[00:07:40] Number 17 on the top 20 spoof ads from Wrestling With A Champ.

[00:07:43] And thank you for listening to this episode, by the way.

[00:07:46] Is Return Of The PWF ad.

[00:07:49] This is possibly my favourite.

[00:07:52] Why is it at number 17?

[00:07:54] Because, I'll tell you why it's at number 17.

[00:07:56] Because it's the first of three entries for one of my favourite comedians of all time.

[00:08:01] Ash Frith.

[00:08:02] Which is not easy to say.

[00:08:04] But I go and Google him.

[00:08:06] He's just such a lovely, lovely guy.

[00:08:09] And he always helps out with voices.

[00:08:10] And, yeah.

[00:08:12] I've got to space out so we don't have like an Ash marathon.

[00:08:14] I've got to spread it out.

[00:08:16] And his other two are just brilliant as well.

[00:08:17] But, so for the context of this episode, we started in lockdown.

[00:08:22] But wanted to reflect real world wrestling activity.

[00:08:26] And, of course, there were no wrestling clubs either.

[00:08:29] So, rather than kind of get too involved in our own storytelling,

[00:08:33] it was like, actually, how can we just relate to what wrestling promoters,

[00:08:36] wrestlers, I mean, they would have all been sitting at home, you know,

[00:08:39] fighting each other.

[00:08:40] I don't know.

[00:08:41] Just kicking the cat a lot.

[00:08:42] I don't know what wrestlers were doing at home during COVID.

[00:08:45] But they couldn't wrestle.

[00:08:46] Wrestling their own demons.

[00:08:47] Well, exactly.

[00:08:48] Exactly.

[00:08:49] So, we kind of thought, well, actually, let's be,

[00:08:51] we had, we created this PWF, Pub Wrestling Federation universe.

[00:08:55] So, let's imagine a world where the doors are reopened.

[00:08:59] So, episode three, season one, The Royal Fumble,

[00:09:02] featuring the ad Return of the PWF with Ash Frith.

[00:09:09] This is an important message from the PWF.

[00:09:13] We know a lot of you are missing us right now.

[00:09:15] The unforgettable buzz that comes from being in a crowd at a Pub Wrestling Federation live event can be addictive.

[00:09:22] Like you, we're wondering what will happen after this period of uncertainty.

[00:09:26] But rest assured, when pub doors reopen, we'll be back wrestling in our favourite places quicker than you can say,

[00:09:33] Kendo Nagasaki crashed his Crimson Kawasaki.

[00:09:36] The Trout and Merkin.

[00:09:38] The Maldi Gorilla's Glory Box.

[00:09:41] The Purple Emu.

[00:09:42] The Wharf on Dogs.

[00:09:44] The Three-Hole Pie.

[00:09:46] And who could forget?

[00:09:47] Claire's.

[00:09:48] Keep your tights handy.

[00:09:50] Keep your tights handy.

[00:09:51] Your masks close.

[00:09:52] Your cardboard signs poised.

[00:09:54] And your non-lethal weapons sharpened.

[00:09:57] The Pub Wrestling Federation will be back soon.

[00:10:01] Thank you.

[00:10:08] Our next advert features possibly our most used voiceover.

[00:10:14] From about season three or four, he did all the idents pretty much.

[00:10:19] And has done a couple of characters as well.

[00:10:21] He's even been in an advert or two himself.

[00:10:24] I think this is something that shows a lot about the writing process and maybe our background as well.

[00:10:30] In that there's this concept which is very much name first, idea second.

[00:10:35] Yeah, I think I've seen it.

[00:10:37] Bearing in mind, when you look at the sort of spread of spoof ads,

[00:10:39] you're trying not to do the same type of thing over and over again.

[00:10:42] Trying not to do retail.

[00:10:44] So trying to do a product.

[00:10:45] Trying to do a service.

[00:10:46] Trying to make up a service.

[00:10:48] There are great ads that you won't hear in this list like Smile with Johan.

[00:10:54] Book now at dontsmilewithjohan.com.

[00:10:58] That's Johan with a Y and a J.

[00:11:03] So naturally, when you're writing these ads,

[00:11:04] you're kind of spiralling around to balance out different ad formats and ad products.

[00:11:10] So we haven't obviously had one for a university anymore.

[00:11:12] This is season three.

[00:11:13] So 2022.

[00:11:15] And Falmouth University, I think I'd seen it on a bus for Falmouth University and thought,

[00:11:20] well, you know, why not?

[00:11:21] And also what's brilliant about this is the music is almost identical to the music they

[00:11:27] use to play for TV adverts for the university I went to.

[00:11:30] And it was famous for being the first university to have TV adverts.

[00:11:35] It was the weirdest thing because if I remember rightly, it was a killer whale being beached.

[00:11:41] For your university?

[00:11:42] Yes.

[00:11:44] Weird.

[00:11:45] And I did human psychology.

[00:11:47] How does that marry up?

[00:11:49] Have you studied yourself?

[00:11:52] So here we go.

[00:11:53] Number 16 on the top 20 spoof ads for Wrestling With A Champ featuring our dear friend Kieran

[00:11:57] Sword.

[00:11:58] It's Falmouth University.

[00:11:59] Hi.

[00:12:02] I'm Dr. Dick Gross, Senior Language Tutor here at Falmouth University.

[00:12:08] As the world's first explicit language educational facility, we're pissing proud of the bloody

[00:12:15] great work we do.

[00:12:16] At Falmouth University, we don't just teach you how to swear.

[00:12:20] We show you how to communicate clearly and effectively with those around you by using some of the

[00:12:26] most offensive rude words in the English language.

[00:12:28] Over three years, you'll learn how to curse, cuss and blaspheme at the right time.

[00:12:35] Mature students can execrate and imprecate like a profanity pro too.

[00:12:39] Courses start soon, so inquire today.

[00:12:41] And I hope to see you around at Falmouth University.

[00:12:45] You cunt.

[00:12:50] Let's take an advert for a game show now, which is one that I feel would work very well.

[00:12:55] Just imagine it.

[00:12:56] You're back home from school or college.

[00:12:58] It's about four, half four.

[00:13:00] You've got a pot noodle on the go.

[00:13:02] You switch the telly on.

[00:13:03] And just after countdown comes this.

[00:13:07] Crosswords.

[00:13:09] It's the game show where being offensive puts you on the offensive.

[00:13:13] Cross fucking words.

[00:13:15] I'll take three down plays, Kim.

[00:13:17] A person who fails to put the correct bin out on bin day.

[00:13:22] One word, seven letters.

[00:13:25] Er, is it?

[00:13:26] Er, is it?

[00:13:28] Bastards!

[00:13:30] Oh, I'm sorry.

[00:13:32] It's bellend.

[00:13:33] Ah!

[00:13:34] This is your last chance.

[00:13:37] My lucky number.

[00:13:38] 27 across.

[00:13:40] Something you can't say, but would like to say, when you've had enough of your boss.

[00:13:45] Three words.

[00:13:46] Eleven letters.

[00:13:47] It's sack my balls.

[00:13:49] No hesitation there, but...

[00:13:52] You're right!

[00:13:53] And Cliff, you're going through to the swear chair round for a chance to win 10,000 bloody pounds!

[00:14:00] Cross fucking words.

[00:14:02] It's weekday mornings, just before the Smiley Magazine show, where everything's an innuendo.

[00:14:08] Only on foreplay.

[00:14:11] It's the best game show that's never existed, and I stand by that.

[00:14:15] We should be, in 2025, we should be pitching it to have it made.

[00:14:19] Unfortunately, they'll probably want Romesh Ranganathan or Rob Beckett to host it.

[00:14:24] Number 15, top 20 spoof ads on Wrestling With A Champ, Crosswords.

[00:14:28] 14 on our list is Rager.

[00:14:32] Season 3, episode 5, Goats, which is one of my favourite episodes of all time.

[00:14:35] It's one of the few episodes, if you go back and listen to it, that I'm not in.

[00:14:39] Which I was quite keen to do a couple of times, so there are, I think maybe every other season there's not me.

[00:14:46] I'm literally going blank, but what was Goats?

[00:14:50] You were interviewed and asked to pick your favourite wrestlers of all time.

[00:14:53] Oh, yes, yes, with Kurt Cornwell, yes.

[00:14:57] Rager is the dating app for angry people.

[00:15:00] And I think out of all the ads that we did, this is the ad that captured the essence of what the product is the most.

[00:15:09] Because there's such anger in this, it's glorious.

[00:15:14] If you like being angry so much, why don't you just go and be angry together?

[00:15:18] So here we go, number 14 on the top 20 list of spoof ads from Wrestling With A Champ, it's Rager.

[00:15:26] We found love in an angry place.

[00:15:28] And we couldn't be more upset about it.

[00:15:32] Rager is the dating app for people who get wound up about everything.

[00:15:38] Foreigners, neighbours, bin collections, anti-vaxxers, cursed to your sop, movie remakes that are never as good as the original.

[00:15:47] Don't get me started.

[00:15:49] Send messages to people you hate the least, and let the red mist descend as you wait for a reply that probably won't come.

[00:15:56] I'm so glad I found someone to bitch and moan with for the rest of my life.

[00:16:01] Did you do the dishes?

[00:16:02] Why is it always my job?

[00:16:04] Get off your fat arse and do it yourself for once in your life.

[00:16:07] For head over heels in fury with Rager.

[00:16:10] Fuck off.

[00:16:11] The angry dating app.

[00:16:13] Use promo code FFS to get your first month free.

[00:16:16] But it won't work, so that's something else to get picked.

[00:16:23] A shout out to Jim Salverson, who's on that.

[00:16:26] Long-term friend of yours, short-term friend of mine.

[00:16:29] More recent short-term.

[00:16:30] I don't mean previously was.

[00:16:31] I mean, you've known him longer.

[00:16:34] Let's move back on to our first, second appearance.

[00:16:37] Is that the right way of saying it?

[00:16:39] Yes.

[00:16:39] Ash Frith returns on the list.

[00:16:41] By the way, we've got a real ad break coming up in a second.

[00:16:44] Number 13 on our list of spoof ads is Plumbers.

[00:16:48] Plumbers.

[00:16:48] Plumbers the plumbers.

[00:16:51] At this point, where are we?

[00:16:52] We're on a two-part season finale.

[00:16:54] Series 3, episode 6, the final bell, part 1.

[00:16:57] Which is epic, by the way.

[00:17:00] It's part 1 and part 2, the biggest two episodes I think we've ever done.

[00:17:04] Back to back.

[00:17:06] Plumbers the plumbers.

[00:17:07] Here we go.

[00:17:07] Number 13.

[00:17:09] What runs but can't walk?

[00:17:12] What falls but can't stand?

[00:17:13] What a tasteless substance but not a journalist for the sun.

[00:17:18] I'm Joe Plumber.

[00:17:19] At Plumbers, we don't know much.

[00:17:22] But what we do know, we know lots about.

[00:17:26] Water!

[00:17:26] Water!

[00:17:28] What?

[00:17:29] I said water!

[00:17:30] What?

[00:17:30] I said water!

[00:17:32] Oh my God, I love water.

[00:17:34] Go on, spray my face.

[00:17:36] Oh, I love it.

[00:17:38] Dripping tap?

[00:17:39] Cool Plumbers.

[00:17:40] Broken pipe?

[00:17:41] Cool Plumbers.

[00:17:42] Low downstairs pressure?

[00:17:44] See you, doctor.

[00:17:46] Unless it's your shower.

[00:17:47] In which case, cool Plumbers.

[00:17:49] Our fix-it-or-a-biscuit guarantee is seeing our experts hand out fewer than two dozen custard creams in 2022.

[00:17:56] Because we get shit done.

[00:17:58] And we've done it right.

[00:18:00] Cool Plumbers.

[00:18:01] The Plumbers.

[00:18:02] Free on 0800 Plum Job.

[00:18:05] Or follow us on TikTok for short videos of our tradespeople dancing on the job for no apparent reason.

[00:18:13] So earlier I mentioned this concept of name first, idea second.

[00:18:18] And this was like a derivative of another one because I'd already come up with Champ Payne.

[00:18:24] And then I was like, oh, we should do Baby Champ.

[00:18:27] Because Pub Wrestling Federation champion, it makes sense, A, that you should have your own alcohol range.

[00:18:32] But I think, I don't think we were there before The Rock with his Terra Mana and all that.

[00:18:36] But it makes sense to then start parodying The Rock with everything that he's doing.

[00:18:42] Yeah.

[00:18:42] I love the production style on this as well.

[00:18:45] So here we go.

[00:18:45] Number 12, top 20 list of spoof ads from Wrestling With The Champ.

[00:18:48] It's Baby Champ.

[00:18:52] There's a drink every parent should know about.

[00:18:55] It's made with animal milk and is FDA approved.

[00:18:58] It's the small bottle with a big punch.

[00:19:02] Oh, give over, you'll live.

[00:19:04] Here.

[00:19:05] Drink this.

[00:19:08] Baby Champ.

[00:19:31] Time for a real advert.

[00:19:32] But we'll be back with our top 11 because why not do it differently after this message that pays us some money.

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[00:20:50] Welcome back to the adverts that really matter now as we go through the top 20 adverts on Wrestling With The Champ.

[00:20:57] And a side story to this is that while Jo was recording the voice for this, her 11-year-old daughter overheard it.

[00:21:04] And then for weeks, if not months afterwards, would memorise the advert and do it in the back of the car.

[00:21:11] Which meant that there was a couple of embarrassing situations with her daughter in public going, stick it on shit cell.

[00:21:18] I didn't know this.

[00:21:19] I didn't know this.

[00:21:20] That's a lovely story.

[00:21:21] I'll tell you where.

[00:21:22] So, by the way, advert 11, shit cell.

[00:21:25] Vinted now is the go-to place for mums to get secondhand clothes for kids.

[00:21:31] Largely, that's what it is now.

[00:21:32] eBay, old news, right?

[00:21:34] Facebook Marketplace.

[00:21:35] Who knows if it's going to turn up and everyone wants it for a quid.

[00:21:38] Vinted now is sort of filling that void.

[00:21:40] But when Vinted started, go and Google, if you care, early Vinted adverts because they were terrible.

[00:21:47] And the early stuff on Vinted was literally people sitting on their saggy brown leather sofas in their Pikachu onesies,

[00:21:58] looking around the house and going, oh, I'll sell that, I'll sell that, I'll sell that.

[00:22:01] The quality, the image quality and the write-up quality was so terrible that it was ripe for spoofing.

[00:22:07] It was so bad.

[00:22:08] Lovely business idea, terrible marketing.

[00:22:11] Often that is the way that it goes.

[00:22:13] So let's dive in.

[00:22:15] One of my favourite ads of all time.

[00:22:16] Thank you for putting it on the list.

[00:22:17] Number 11.

[00:22:18] Top 20 spoof ads of wrestling with the champ.

[00:22:20] It's Shitsell.

[00:22:23] Bought loads of stuff but still deeply, deeply miserable.

[00:22:27] Sell it all for a fraction of the price and feel free with Shitsell.

[00:22:33] On Shitsell we don't care what your unloved items look like.

[00:22:37] So don't make any effort and don't get off your fat arse.

[00:22:41] Blurry, distorted, upside down, covered in dog hair.

[00:22:45] Literally anything you have lying around can be sold on Shitsell, apart from batteries and swimsuits.

[00:22:51] Smell what sells, Wish it sell.

[00:22:55] Now the top 10 is going to be huge.

[00:22:58] Back-to-back, wall-to-wall ad bangers.

[00:23:02] Oh yes.

[00:23:03] You became the champ there for a second.

[00:23:05] You'll be sending me an invoice.

[00:23:09] Alex Whiteley.

[00:23:10] Big shout out to Alex who's done a couple of different voices.

[00:23:13] He was Des Tiny in a recent episode.

[00:23:17] Our version of Money in the Bank.

[00:23:19] He really went to town on this.

[00:23:21] I don't think you were expecting the accent that he dropped on it.

[00:23:23] But the whole concept of this.

[00:23:25] I just love the insurance, insurance.

[00:23:28] And this is somebody speaking now.

[00:23:29] That at one time, yes listeners, it is true.

[00:23:33] I had volcano insurance.

[00:23:35] So I used to work in travel.

[00:23:37] And it was an option that I took out.

[00:23:39] And I was traveling around for about three years.

[00:23:41] One day, I'm flying somewhere.

[00:23:44] I can't remember.

[00:23:44] Possibly to or back from Italy.

[00:23:47] And it's on a plane.

[00:23:49] And it suddenly occurred to me that having volcano insurance did not make me invincible to volcanoes.

[00:23:58] I think you just liked having the policy document to wave at women.

[00:24:04] So number 10, top 20 spoof ads of all time.

[00:24:08] Voiced by the wonderful Alex Whiteley.

[00:24:10] It's cox, cox, cox and cox.

[00:24:14] At cox, cox, cox and cox, we know just how much money you can spend on insurance.

[00:24:19] Car insurance, home insurance, pet insurance, life insurance, health insurance, phone insurance.

[00:24:24] And now, insurance, insurance.

[00:24:26] For those times in life when your other insurance isn't enough.

[00:24:30] I'm a single man in my 40s.

[00:24:32] Can I get it?

[00:24:33] Yeah, loser.

[00:24:34] What about me?

[00:24:35] Married mum as three.

[00:24:36] You too.

[00:24:37] What are you doing after lockdown?

[00:24:39] And me?

[00:24:40] I'm an old person with no saving.

[00:24:42] No.

[00:24:44] At cox, cox, cox and cox, our comprehensive insurance, insurance policy offers complete peace of mind.

[00:24:50] Leaving you more time to get back to doing the things you really love.

[00:24:53] Like shopping for insurance.

[00:24:56] Why take the gamble of not having every insurance policy out there?

[00:25:00] That does seem risky.

[00:25:02] Hmm.

[00:25:02] We'll all die someday.

[00:25:04] But don't you want to die knowing your departure will make others very wealthy?

[00:25:08] I'd love my kids to not have to achieve because they're rich.

[00:25:11] Oh, yeah.

[00:25:12] Get a free quote today.

[00:25:14] Uh, I found these gold bars.

[00:25:17] Are they worth anything?

[00:25:19] Insurance insurance from cox, cox, cox and cox here for you.

[00:25:23] Here for your money.

[00:25:26] Number nine from season two, episode five, which is the one with pretty deadly Connie's consoles.

[00:25:33] Voiced by the wonderful Megan Haywoods, who is a delight as an audio producer.

[00:25:39] If there are any audio files out there, uh, I don't want to say she's available for work.

[00:25:44] Like that means she's not busy, but she's always what I would say.

[00:25:48] She's always interested on working on new and innovative projects.

[00:25:51] That's a good way of saying it.

[00:25:53] I grew up in a place called Hatch End in Pinner, northwest London, near where Elton John came from.

[00:25:59] And there was a place called Pickwick Walk.

[00:26:00] And inside Pickwick Walk, which is like a kind of a little alleyway of mini shops, there was a cafe.

[00:26:07] And when I was about eight, nine, ten, this cafe would have Super Nintendo, Sega Mega Drive games stacked up in the window.

[00:26:14] And you could go into the cafe and you can rent the game for a week.

[00:26:17] So Blockbuster were doing it.

[00:26:19] We had a Blockbuster back then, but this coffee shop was doing it.

[00:26:21] And that image never left me of, uh, and I was like, okay, how can I kind of tap into that sense of feeling that people must have felt going into arcades and renting video games?

[00:26:32] But if you love video games and wrestling, we think you do because you're listening to this.

[00:26:36] Here is advert number nine, spoof advert number nine, Connie's Consoles.

[00:26:42] Get played at Connie's Consoles, the only cafe in Greater Manchester serving sausage rolls and bacon bats with an extra helping of classic retro machines.

[00:26:51] Get your greasy fingers on your favourite pub wrestling titles like PWF Final Orders, PWF It's Only a Bloody Lock-In and PWF Fruit Machine Mayhem.

[00:27:02] On the Alan Sugar 464, Schrager Mega Drive, Neo Rio, Game Square, Grey Station and the all new Sexbox 9000.

[00:27:10] Coming this April, an epic winner stays on tournament with a guaranteed cash prize of actual money pounds.

[00:27:19] King of the onion ring.

[00:27:22] Connie's Consoles.

[00:27:23] Play something, buy something or piss off.

[00:27:27] On to number eight, and it's a seasonal Christmas theme for this one and possibly one of the highest profile voiceovers we've had featured in this.

[00:27:36] Ian Brannan, who has done everything from sexy car adverts to other sexy car adverts.

[00:27:46] He does a very good Motocross podcast as well.

[00:27:49] If that's your thing, check out him for that.

[00:27:51] And we actually got a trilogy of adverts from him as Father Christmas.

[00:27:57] Yeah, he's a tremendous Father Christmas.

[00:27:58] Book him if you need a Christmas voiceover for 2025.

[00:28:01] Advert number eight, Secondhand Santa.

[00:28:05] This Christmas, don't shop new first, shop second first.

[00:28:10] Buy older items of adequate quality at a fraction of their original price.

[00:28:14] From me, the secondhand Santa.

[00:28:18] PlayStation 2s, iPod classics, high school musical duvets, Spice Girls CDs, all the cool stuff, man.

[00:28:26] I am the original pop-up shop.

[00:28:29] Yes!

[00:28:30] Pop up here, pop up there, pop up by a bridge where the fuzz ain't looking.

[00:28:34] But usually, every Sunday outside Wembley Market, near the Burger Meat Vans.

[00:28:40] Take the shit out of Christmas shopping.

[00:28:44] With Secondhand Santa.

[00:28:48] Number seven is the final on the list from Ash Frith.

[00:28:52] This was ad in the penultimate episode of season two.

[00:28:56] It was scarred in the yard, which is beautiful.

[00:29:00] If you imagine what wrestling was like in 2021.

[00:29:03] Wrestling promoters now, at this point, they've had the COVID, the doors have opened up.

[00:29:06] They're looking for kind of new ways to spark interest and also do something that's quite COVID friendly,

[00:29:11] which means outdoors.

[00:29:13] Like, they do wrestling in breweries now.

[00:29:15] And I don't know if they used to do that.

[00:29:16] Yes, Atomic Pro Wrestling in Liverpool did one recently, yeah.

[00:29:19] So, yeah, number seven.

[00:29:20] And a massive thank you to Ash Frith for all the work on Wrestling With The Champ up until this point.

[00:29:26] Number seven.

[00:29:27] Top 20 ads from Wrestling With The Champ.

[00:29:29] It is Bruce Cruise.

[00:29:30] The wettest event of the year returns to the Manchester Ship Canal this summer.

[00:29:37] PWF Brews Cruise is back.

[00:29:40] Watch your favourite PWF legends battle it out for the right to be crowned overweight champion in this intergender tournament.

[00:29:47] Rocking Ronnie.

[00:29:49] Mike the Mechanic.

[00:29:50] Post Office Wanker.

[00:29:52] Daisy Chain.

[00:29:53] Burn this Strongest Woman Vegan Vowl.

[00:29:55] Jill the Traffic Warden.

[00:29:58] Look today for this extreme 72-mile round trip to the port of Liverpool and back.

[00:30:04] PWF Brews Cruise.

[00:30:06] Get ready for some socially distanced RG on a bar G.

[00:30:11] Snacks going to be purchased on board by your own life jacket.

[00:30:14] Kids price this at all, and if you don't like it, tough.

[00:30:18] Number six from Lager Than Life in season five.

[00:30:23] This is Howell Evans, dear friend of the show.

[00:30:26] This show, at first, he was like, I'm not an actor.

[00:30:29] I can't do this.

[00:30:30] And we're like, we need a voice.

[00:30:32] Do we?

[00:30:32] Which is often how the production schedule of Wrestling With The Champ works.

[00:30:37] And so I think this is one of three across the whole show.

[00:30:41] Maybe one of three or four internet-based ads.

[00:30:43] We talked earlier about the variety.

[00:30:45] We had Monkey Broadband, which is in there.

[00:30:49] Rick's Net Shop, which is in there.

[00:30:51] That was me voicing it on my mobile phone really close to really bad audio quality.

[00:30:55] And both of those kind of led up to this.

[00:30:57] If you know the Plusnet broadband adverts, in no way similar.

[00:31:02] In some ways, this could be the one that people thought was real.

[00:31:05] At number six, top 20.

[00:31:06] Spoof Ads and Wrestling With The Champ.

[00:31:07] It's Northern Net.

[00:31:11] Tintanet slowing you down?

[00:31:12] Is work from home well frustrating, huh?

[00:31:16] At Northern Net, our speed's more reliable than anything in the South.

[00:31:21] And like all good folk, we don't muck about.

[00:31:24] That's better, you see?

[00:31:26] We do proper Wi-Fi for proper people like you.

[00:31:29] Order your Saturday Night Takeaway faster with Northern Net.

[00:31:32] Here's how.

[00:31:34] It's dead simple.

[00:31:35] We run cables from your house that go everywhere.

[00:31:38] Millions of miles of electric current crisscrossing above your head,

[00:31:42] sending data here, there and everywhere.

[00:31:44] Over Pennines and beyond.

[00:31:47] Mine's a brew.

[00:31:49] Say, take care to slow speeds.

[00:31:52] And how do to something new.

[00:31:54] The only broadband provider for decent folk

[00:31:57] who want to string football matches illegally with no buffering.

[00:32:01] Northern Net.

[00:32:09] He's just a sexy jam.

[00:32:11] He makes them all a win.

[00:32:12] He's just a sexy jam.

[00:32:14] He makes them all go win.

[00:32:16] Win, win, win, win, win, win, win.

[00:32:17] He's such a sexy jam.

[00:32:20] It's wrestling with the champs.

[00:32:24] Right, number five.

[00:32:25] Come on then.

[00:32:25] Your big moment.

[00:32:26] The one you're proudest of.

[00:32:27] Coming up with the idea for...

[00:32:30] Pymark.

[00:32:31] Honestly, I'd been to see this gig.

[00:32:33] I had to try really hard to not get my phone out

[00:32:36] and start writing ideas down during the gig.

[00:32:38] So as soon as I came out, all those ideas were flying.

[00:32:41] And then I'm waiting to get the tram to get home.

[00:32:44] And I look up and I just see...

[00:32:45] If you're in Piccadilly, you'll know exactly where I am.

[00:32:48] Look up and I see the big building with Pymark at the time.

[00:32:51] And it just comes to me.

[00:32:53] Pymark.

[00:32:53] And the tagline.

[00:32:55] If it hasn't got a Pymark, it's just Greg's.

[00:32:58] And that was it.

[00:33:00] Beautiful.

[00:33:00] You are highly creative when you've been overstimulated.

[00:33:03] I will give you that.

[00:33:04] It is lovely.

[00:33:06] And again, we did a bit of AI on the voice.

[00:33:09] It's not something we've done too often,

[00:33:11] but a chance to experiment with new technology and see where it lands.

[00:33:15] Making number five on our top 20 list of spoof ads for Wrestling With The Champ

[00:33:19] from the season four finale, Blood Is Thicker Than Whiskey.

[00:33:23] Here we go.

[00:33:24] Sit back.

[00:33:25] Enjoy.

[00:33:26] Pymark.

[00:33:27] Shop the latest pies at Pymark.

[00:33:29] Hot pies, cold pies, sweet pies, spicy pies, meat pies, and now trendy non-meat pies.

[00:33:35] Stick your finger in and pull out the flavor.

[00:33:38] With puff pastry flakier than a Vicar's scalp, you'll love our pies.

[00:33:42] Nicely priced pies at stores nationwide.

[00:33:44] And a high number of outlets around the Berry area.

[00:33:47] No judgment.

[00:33:48] Pymark.

[00:33:48] Yeah.

[00:33:50] Pymark.

[00:33:51] Why have we got a pirate mascot?

[00:33:53] Pymark.

[00:33:53] Because if there's no Pymark, it's just Greg's.

[00:33:55] See, that's better than the pirate's contribution.

[00:33:58] Call my agent.

[00:34:01] Number four on our list of top 20 spoof ads from Wrestling With The Champ

[00:34:04] is Jeff's Ref School.

[00:34:06] Taken from one of our top five favorite episodes.

[00:34:10] Season four, episode two, Night of the Ninja.

[00:34:13] And it's the return of Alex Whiteley as well, who did Cox, Cox and Cox.

[00:34:16] He is Jeff's Ref School in this.

[00:34:19] And, well, this was basically, again, a nod to the terrible standard of refereeing.

[00:34:25] In wrestling.

[00:34:26] If you were an advertiser in a podcast and you knew wrestling fans and wrestlers were listening to it,

[00:34:32] so I'm in the meta universe of The Champ actually doing a podcast, which is how it all started,

[00:34:36] what would your advertising mix look like?

[00:34:38] So if you do a football podcast, for example, you're going to get betting companies.

[00:34:42] If you do a food podcast, M&S are probably going to sponsor it.

[00:34:45] So from a wrestling perspective, we were thinking, what would that look like?

[00:34:49] It's going to be a local idea.

[00:34:51] You've got quite a lot of wrestlers that go on and do wrestling academies,

[00:34:54] but no one really does that for referees.

[00:34:56] So number four, top 20 spoof ads of Wrestling With The Champ is Jeff's Ref School.

[00:35:02] Can you count to 10?

[00:35:04] Are you easily distracted by other people?

[00:35:07] Do you love taking more bumps than a dirty dodgem car at a traveling fun fair?

[00:35:12] Start a new career you can count on with Jeff's Ref School.

[00:35:16] Hands down the best officiated school south of Coventry.

[00:35:20] We're welcoming new recruits now.

[00:35:22] And while being a top official is black and white,

[00:35:24] we want to hear from everybody who's 5'10",

[00:35:27] weighing less than £180 to make big talent look biggerer.

[00:35:32] Learn how to make the X sign while someone shouts in your ear.

[00:35:35] Understand the difference between torn quads and a lie down.

[00:35:39] Spot missed tax and now, you're out of here!

[00:35:41] In a calm and effective manner.

[00:35:44] As long as you've got the cash,

[00:35:45] you're welcome here at Jeff's Ref School, Dunstable,

[00:35:48] above the charity shop.

[00:35:50] Closed Mondays.

[00:35:54] Number three,

[00:35:56] Karen.

[00:35:57] Angry women of a certain age being called Karens.

[00:36:00] They fly off the handle at the shops

[00:36:01] because they haven't got bra that's their right size.

[00:36:04] Or they're kind of a bit entitled to not be at the front of the queue all the time.

[00:36:07] Those sorts of things.

[00:36:08] So the idea that you might write a love song for a Karen.

[00:36:11] So Billy Joel's always a woman to me sprang to mind.

[00:36:14] And I don't know where Kieran's joker voice came from.

[00:36:18] I don't know if it was in the script or not.

[00:36:21] No, because you actually said,

[00:36:22] I want the style to be like the interview in Batman.

[00:36:27] Oh, right.

[00:36:27] And what came out was a stroke of voiceover genius.

[00:36:30] This is Kieran's sword during the voice.

[00:36:33] And that's Ant clapping,

[00:36:35] not his thighs smacking together because it needs a wee.

[00:36:39] Number three is Karen.

[00:36:45] Come on, mate.

[00:36:46] Save us all a lot of trouble, yeah?

[00:36:48] Just tell us.

[00:36:50] Who's Karen?

[00:36:52] She can kill with a smile.

[00:36:56] She can wound with her eyes.

[00:36:59] What?

[00:36:59] Can she ruin your faith with her casual lies?

[00:37:03] Yes.

[00:37:04] Bollocks.

[00:37:05] She led you to love, didn't she?

[00:37:07] You fell for it.

[00:37:09] She only reveals what she wants you to see.

[00:37:13] She hides like a child, but I...

[00:37:19] I...

[00:37:20] I...

[00:37:21] Spit it out.

[00:37:24] You can ask for the truth,

[00:37:29] but you'll never believe me.

[00:37:31] She took you and left you.

[00:37:33] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[00:37:36] Ha ha ha ha ha!

[00:37:37] Ha ha ha ha ha!

[00:37:37] What you laughing at?

[00:37:39] Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!

[00:37:40] Oh, ho, ho!

[00:37:42] She...

[00:37:42] She steals like a thief,

[00:37:44] but she's always a Karen to me.

[00:37:48] Ha ha ha!

[00:37:50] Ha ha ha ha!

[00:37:50] Get off me!

[00:37:51] Get off me!

[00:37:55] Karen.

[00:37:56] In cinemas Friday.

[00:37:59] Rated 18.

[00:38:02] Number two from exactly the same episode.

[00:38:04] We hit a bit of a purple patch

[00:38:05] from season one, episode seven,

[00:38:08] Return of the PWF.

[00:38:09] You had Karen,

[00:38:10] and you also have the ad that is number two,

[00:38:12] and the ad that we still reference

[00:38:14] when we're doing live shows,

[00:38:15] and as much as possible,

[00:38:18] Wrestlegrams.

[00:38:19] And what a lovely thing this was as well,

[00:38:21] and again,

[00:38:22] this was just play on words,

[00:38:23] something that came to me,

[00:38:24] and I love how this has developed.

[00:38:26] It's even in the first two minutes

[00:38:28] of our animation,

[00:38:30] this idea that instead of a kissagram,

[00:38:32] you could just, you know,

[00:38:33] send a wrestler around somebody's house

[00:38:35] and give them an injury.

[00:38:37] Wouldn't you get an absolute boner

[00:38:39] if Hulk Hogan did a leg drop on you?

[00:38:41] And why is that not a thing?

[00:38:43] Undertaker coming around

[00:38:44] and tombstoning you.

[00:38:45] You'd be a legend.

[00:38:47] I know.

[00:38:47] Yeah.

[00:38:47] I wonder what his balls smell like.

[00:38:49] So, the penultimate episode

[00:38:50] in our top 20 countdown of spoof ads.

[00:38:53] Number two,

[00:38:54] featuring Philip Simon,

[00:38:55] very funny stand-up comedian,

[00:38:57] it's Wrestlegrams.

[00:39:00] Broken legs,

[00:39:01] torn biceps,

[00:39:02] fractured vertebrae,

[00:39:03] severed body parts.

[00:39:04] These injuries can end careers,

[00:39:07] ruin lives,

[00:39:08] and make owning a pair of trainers

[00:39:09] a thing of the past.

[00:39:11] And now you can have

[00:39:13] your very own wrestling injury too.

[00:39:15] Wrestlegrams!

[00:39:16] I'm Owen Plenty,

[00:39:17] and my NVQ level 2 trained athletes

[00:39:19] will perform on you

[00:39:20] a move of your choice,

[00:39:21] leaving you with a real wrestling injury

[00:39:23] to remember.

[00:39:24] Things like

[00:39:24] Mick Foley's severed ear,

[00:39:26] Randy Orton's broken collarbone,

[00:39:28] Steve Bruce's wonky nose.

[00:39:31] Sorry,

[00:39:32] wrong sport.

[00:39:33] You get the idea.

[00:39:34] Sending a Wrestlegram shows you care.

[00:39:37] I had my Nana powerbomb

[00:39:38] through her Solid Oak dining table

[00:39:40] three times.

[00:39:41] You're welcome, Nana.

[00:39:43] Book today,

[00:39:44] and get a new Wrestlegram

[00:39:45] delivered to your door

[00:39:46] each month.

[00:39:47] I love Wrestlegrams.

[00:39:50] All moves performed in accordance

[00:39:51] with COVID-19 rules.

[00:39:52] No moves performed on children,

[00:39:54] animals,

[00:39:54] or children that behave like animals.

[00:39:56] Actual injuries sustained may vary.

[00:39:58] Wrestlegrams!

[00:40:00] It's all led up to this.

[00:40:02] Let's dive straight into number one,

[00:40:03] and just before we do,

[00:40:04] honourable mentions for

[00:40:07] Charles Commins

[00:40:07] for his ad in season two episode

[00:40:10] for The Matchmaker,

[00:40:11] which was Twin Store.

[00:40:13] Go back and listen to it.

[00:40:14] It's really good.

[00:40:15] Charles,

[00:40:15] we love you,

[00:40:16] and we're very grateful

[00:40:17] for your time over the years.

[00:40:19] There's also one of my favourites

[00:40:20] which didn't make it

[00:40:21] was

[00:40:22] Behind the Polyester Curtain!

[00:40:25] There's something about

[00:40:26] the voices in that,

[00:40:27] which is mostly you,

[00:40:28] but the whole rhythm of it

[00:40:31] and the stories in there,

[00:40:32] and it's like,

[00:40:34] it just feels like

[00:40:36] that kind of,

[00:40:37] you've really hit the nail on the head

[00:40:38] in terms of the level of wrestling

[00:40:40] that we're going for.

[00:40:41] Yeah, it's nice,

[00:40:41] and it was the precursor

[00:40:42] to Shaggymentry,

[00:40:43] which you can hear

[00:40:44] in our sort of

[00:40:45] Vince McMahon spoof ad,

[00:40:46] Gary Shag,

[00:40:47] Shaggymentry in

[00:40:48] Night of the Ninja.

[00:40:49] The number one

[00:40:51] in our top 20 countdown

[00:40:52] of spoof ads

[00:40:53] for all time

[00:40:53] in Wrestling with a Champ

[00:40:54] comes from Season 3,

[00:40:55] Episode 3,

[00:40:56] Caravan of Hell,

[00:40:58] which was recorded

[00:40:58] in my old

[00:40:59] Nissan Qashqai.

[00:41:01] The ad is

[00:41:02] Top Rope Care Home,

[00:41:04] voiced by the incredible

[00:41:06] Adam Jarrell.

[00:41:07] The guy can sing,

[00:41:08] he can do voices,

[00:41:09] he can act,

[00:41:09] he can produce,

[00:41:10] he can direct.

[00:41:12] He is half the team

[00:41:14] behind

[00:41:16] Sherlock and Cole,

[00:41:17] The Offensive,

[00:41:18] Boom,

[00:41:19] and Jackie the Ripper,

[00:41:20] some of which

[00:41:20] I've been lucky enough

[00:41:21] to work on,

[00:41:22] and he very kindly

[00:41:23] lent his voice

[00:41:24] and also

[00:41:25] ran with the script

[00:41:27] as well.

[00:41:28] So Top Rope Care Home,

[00:41:29] where do old wrestlers go

[00:41:31] when they finish wrestling?

[00:41:32] The ad speaks for itself

[00:41:34] on that.

[00:41:35] I hope you enjoy it.

[00:41:36] Number one

[00:41:37] in our top 20 list

[00:41:38] of spoof ads

[00:41:38] for Wrestling with a Champ

[00:41:39] is Top Rope Care Home.

[00:41:43] When it's finally time

[00:41:44] for you to step out

[00:41:45] of the ring

[00:41:45] and hang up your tights,

[00:41:46] where's the first place

[00:41:47] you go?

[00:41:48] That's right,

[00:41:49] conventions.

[00:41:50] But when all the

[00:41:51] 10x8s have been signed

[00:41:52] and when your pen's dried up

[00:41:54] and you can't keep up

[00:41:54] with Virgil,

[00:41:55] where's the next place

[00:41:56] you go?

[00:41:57] That's right,

[00:41:58] Impact Wrestling.

[00:42:00] But when you're over 17

[00:42:01] and you can't get booked

[00:42:02] anywhere else,

[00:42:03] then where?

[00:42:04] Right,

[00:42:05] Cameo,

[00:42:06] and you can record

[00:42:07] fan messages

[00:42:07] from the comfort

[00:42:08] of your own room

[00:42:09] at Top Rope Care Home.

[00:42:10] The care home

[00:42:11] for old professional wrestlers.

[00:42:14] Have you been used

[00:42:15] to sitting in catering

[00:42:16] for most of your career?

[00:42:17] Then our trained nurses

[00:42:18] will care for your mind,

[00:42:20] body and ego

[00:42:21] around the clock

[00:42:22] with three squared circle

[00:42:23] meals served every day.

[00:42:25] Activities?

[00:42:26] Ha!

[00:42:27] Yeah,

[00:42:27] we do those.

[00:42:28] Face painting,

[00:42:29] sign making,

[00:42:30] bell ringing,

[00:42:31] even the odd game

[00:42:32] of musical tables,

[00:42:34] ladders and chairs.

[00:42:35] And who can forget,

[00:42:36] pin the tail on the Mantor.

[00:42:39] If you've got money

[00:42:40] in the bank,

[00:42:41] come and live with

[00:42:41] old friends and foes

[00:42:42] at Top Rope Care Home,

[00:42:44] just off the A303

[00:42:45] near Yodel.

[00:43:04] If you enjoyed this episode,

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[00:43:15] Enjoy the final episode

[00:43:17] which is coming up next

[00:43:18] called Junkyard Dog.

[00:43:20] And it is the final,

[00:43:21] final,

[00:43:22] final episode.

[00:43:23] The last new episode

[00:43:24] of Wrestling with the Champ.

[00:43:25] The last new episode.

[00:43:27] So we're just going to

[00:43:27] put the old ones out again.

[00:43:28] Well,

[00:43:28] we talked about doing

[00:43:29] a George Lucas-style

[00:43:31] re-dub.

[00:43:33] I'm honest,

[00:43:33] we might do that.

[00:43:34] Just touch up season one,

[00:43:35] re-voice the whole thing

[00:43:36] and certainly a couple of episodes.

[00:43:38] HD.

[00:43:39] Thanks for listening,

[00:43:40] everybody.

[00:43:40] We'll catch you soon.

[00:43:41] It's been a ride.

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