Dear Mr. Knickerthief is back for season four! In this episode, Sophie and Jahannah read out the most unhinged things you've ever done after a breakup. Prepare for the most cringe and unhinged behaviour ever... How can some of these be real?
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Hello and welcome to dear Miss Nicky.
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I'm Sophie. And I'm Johanna.
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And this is the podcast where we used to read out my diary, but
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now we've opened up the floor to you guys, so.
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Now we're going to read out yours.
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Enjoy, enjoy and remember it's never too much it.
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Might be too much. OK.
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Hi, welcome back. Wait.
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There's a plant in your face. I can't.
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Oh, you need to. See.
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I can't see you. There you go.
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You might not be able to see our plant now though on screen.
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Oh, sorry, it was beautiful. Messed up the decor the.
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Decor and put the Peony out. Right.
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Welcome back, welcome back. It's been a while since we
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podcasted. Years.
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In fact, it's been years. Since the panty, I'm really
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happy to be back. Yeah, because we just.
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Sorry, one of my dogs is currently here with us in our
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little bedroom studio. Oh, there you go.
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She's settled now. Tester audience.
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A lot's. Happened a lot's happened a lot
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has. Happened.
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You're pregnant. I'm pregnant.
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You're divorced. Yeah, I'm divorced.
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Big changes. Big changes.
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Lots of diary entries. Been a lot, a lot of diary
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entries. A lot of stories.
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A lot of journaling. I have done a lot of journaling
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over the last couple of years. So we just figured let's jump
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back in because we're going to be chatting anyway.
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You might as well chat with you guys you've.
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Been my therapist for I have, Yeah, I mean, I have.
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I love therapy. I do pay for therapy but also
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nothing like a girlfriend. Therapy.
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No. Yeah.
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A girlfriend. Yeah, a good chin wag with a
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girl. It solves 99% of the problems.
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Yeah. So yeah, we thought right, let's
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let's get back into the swing of it and also open out so it's not
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just me and you chatting back and forth.
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Open it out to our. Community Our.
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Digital Friends. Our digital friends.
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And because we also want to hear, you know, a problem.
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Was it a problem? Shared is a problem.
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Hard or thriced if it's because it's a three-way.
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Yeah, so this have a. And who doesn't love a three?
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Who doesn't love a three-way top problem solving We're on about.
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Yeah. Get your minds out of the
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gutter. So.
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Yeah. So we each week invite our
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wonderful audience. If you were there from the very
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beginning of our podcasts, then you're hardcore.
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And we love that you're still here.
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Hello. But yeah, we want to put it out
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to you guys and, like, hear what you have to say.
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Every week we're going to talk about different things,
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different topics. Like, think of it as like.
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We're like you're weird agony ants that haven't really got
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advice, but we just want to. We're just here for.
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It we're not here to give advice, but we are here to find
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the funny in life in life and all of yeah, because that's how
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we survive and how we. Cope it is sharing stories if
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you become a part of somebody else's survival guide.
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You've had not enough what? You know you had a crap year and
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the divorce has not been pretty, but we've found the funny in it
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and I've had a really not nice pregnancy.
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No, it's been horrendous. So I'm finding the funny in the
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pregnancy. Yeah.
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And before that, it's been, do you know what?
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Let's write off the last 5-6 years for me because it's not
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been great. But.
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They've found a lot of joy in it.
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Yeah. But yeah.
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Yeah. My dad died.
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I don't know. That's not funny.
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Oh God, who's dying? So this is what you've got to
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look forward to. This is basically, I always do
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that. One of my best friends, Hannah,
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she's always like she's she's used to it now, but like she's
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like, it's just you. She was like it's so awkward.
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She's like when you do it and there's other people around,
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she's like, I laugh, but like you laugh or like no, the best
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friends, but other people literally like that's so awkward
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that she just said that. It's all right, I get it.
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It's it's the only way. Yeah, yeah.
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I deal with everything with really dark humour.
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Yeah. Save my Co finger.
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It's not all I write A play, yeah.
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Do you know what the the funniest thing that you've said
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recently? I'm going to tell a little wee
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story, just a little story to start us off, and then we're
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going to get to your story. The appetite?
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What the appetite? It was when we were talking
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about a friend of ours who had the unfortunate situation where
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she had temporary bolt Bell's palsy.
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Oh, yeah. In her face.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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And her father, who's like the sweetest man on.
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Earth. Oh my God, I was.
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Talking to us about the fact that she'd got Bell's palsy and
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how he felt so like he wanted to help her and he felt like he
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couldn't do anything and, and his heart was breaking for her
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and everything. We were there just like, and I
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said to you, I don't think my dad would notice if I had Bells
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Palsy and half my face was paralyzed.
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And you went, well, my dad's dead.
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It was really tickled me. Oh, your delivery was it was
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genius. I was like.
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I just well. Yes, he definitely wouldn't
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notice. It definitely my dad.
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That was it. I remember it.
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My dad wouldn't notice because he's dead.
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Unless you've been through it. I can't.
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It's a thing. It's a thing.
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If anybody else has allowed that, let me you know or let Jay
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know. Like, let us know because I
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think it is a thing. But then we are, we're back.
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We're talking about dead people and divorce.
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The 2D's, the Double D, the Double D, death and divorce.
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But really excitingly, Jay is expecting a baby and she is also
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engaged. Any minute.
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Any minute actually, like. In the last.
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Few weeks, baby could come anytime soon and I'm going to be
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in the delivery suite, so I'm really excited, yeah.
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Heads up for that episode. Oh, I mean, we're not recording
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a podcast. Well, could we?
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No, I mean, you can set up a camera because it'd be fun.
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It'd be fun to watch back just to be like I.
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Feel like, yeah, you've got a lot of home videos.
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It's like a tradition in your family.
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But that I'm. Just going to be like creeping.
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I want to watch but I also. Cinematic mode panning in.
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I also don't want to watch. No.
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Because that could be. We're manifesting a beautiful
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bird. I'm going to make me cry.
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I'm going to be really honest. I was like, I can't see what
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you'll see. Oh, I don't know if would you
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will I be, would you think I'll go down?
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The board you might have to your.
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Fiance he I don't think he will. He's not gonna cope and he said
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he's not going. I need someone down that end.
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We, we can't all be up here. Well.
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Doctors, They'll be like watching his favorite pub burned
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down if. We don't get to the hospital if
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that's the scenario that happens.
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Because your family are they're known for flash birth.
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A lot of my family have very quick, very quick births.
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We're talking under half an hour, my cousin.
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Oh. I'll be there.
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So one of us has to not and I can't see.
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Like a slip and slide with the towels preheated in the dryer.
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Don't worry, Slippery. Little buggers as well when I
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come out, but that's. What we're manifesting a slip
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and slide? A slip and slide.
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Nice, easy, if she comes fast, if she comes in a weird time or
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a weird place or whatever, but I don't know.
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But it's still you're what you see.
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Out. Oh yeah, you know.
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What I'm gonna see, yeah. And it might be a jump scare
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and. It's fine.
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I I know it's a little bit swollen right now.
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It is. I'm fully prepared.
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I've seen a lot of birth videos. I know how your pelvis should
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and shouldn't be. Yeah.
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Nobody lies down on their back to give birth.
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You shouldn't be doing that. That's the thing.
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Gravity. Gravity vagina to the floor
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helps the baby to the door. Exactly.
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So yeah, you know, it's fine. I'm just at the moment I'm
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missing denial that it's going to be happening.
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And then I keep looking at the fridge and being like, oh God,
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in a few weeks. In the fridge?
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Why? Oh, we're keeping it.
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No, on my fridge. On my fridge it's like.
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Looking in the fridge and thinking God I've got to give
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birth. Seeing a melon in there.
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No, I yes, I've thought I've got a calendar on my fridge and I'm
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like marking off the days like prison until I get out.
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She's she's served her time. Get out of jail.
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I've had a nine month sentence and yeah, and it gigs getting
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down and closer and closer to D-Day and I'm just sort of like,
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oh. My God, she looks amazing
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though. You look so beautiful pregnant.
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You do. I did not.
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Well, you look at. I did not.
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Feel it. It's possibly the most
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unbeautiful I've ever felt. No.
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Yeah, but they say that, don't they?
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That like girls suck your beauty.
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They I mean you, they suck your shit.
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Like she hasn't, let's be clear. But if you're feeling like, but
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apparently like a lot of people, that this could be true.
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This could not be true. Boys, Apparently you feel like
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you're glowing and the best you've ever felt.
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Apparently if you're having a girl, Yeah, you don't feel like
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that. It really has been, though,
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hasn't she? She's really so sick with it.
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It's part of, I know it's part of the entry price of making a
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baby. You have to pay with your energy
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and youth and beauty and this is.
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Thank God for Botox. Thank.
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God for Botox, can't wait to get back to some Botox.
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But yeah, not felt beautiful, not felt glowing.
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You are. I've felt, I felt like the I've
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got the physique of Buddha. That's what my fiance said the
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other day. He went, you look quite like a
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Buddha, don't you? If you sit there, No.
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You don't. No, I do look at this.
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He's not wrong. Well, you are pregnant.
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He's not wrong it you know what I bet.
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But also this weird thing happens where I'm more so this
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one one. On the one hand, I feel the most
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unbeautiful I've ever felt. On the other hand, you're kind
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of disconnected from your body, and it feels like I'm wearing
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someone else's meat suit. So I'm more comfortable being
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naked like this. Really.
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Yeah. Oh, I just like, I just strip
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off around the house and when I'm waiting for the bath to run
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and stuff and it's none of that. Like, yeah, it honestly feels
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like you're wearing a wetsuit of somebody else's body.
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It doesn't. It's a disconnect.
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That's good because I'm still like, I'm in like a new
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relationship and I'm still a bit, I'm still like, oh, like
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get out of the bathroom. Like covering up my boobies.
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You lose. All of that you don't give a
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crap and it honestly, you're just standing there, but the
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grin and like you don't care. So and I know that What I know
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is that bubbles going to pop once the baby's out and I've and
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I'm back in my body. And then that's when you realise
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your body's changed. But right now it doesn't feel
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like my body. It feels like you're so you're
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so neat. It feels like something.
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You're going to just like feel hopefully like just.
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Really. Proud of yourself and feel
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beautiful. And I feel like super like whoa,
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my body made that. Yeah, that's, it's incredible.
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Whoa, female bodies are amazing and they're so resilient and
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like go power. I feel very spiced girls.
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But but yeah, I'm aware that I think that that me feeling like
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I was like, I thought I was going to not deal with it very
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well because of history of teenage eating disorders and a
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bit body dysmorphic and stuff. I thought I was going to be
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really like, Oh my God, doesn't matter.
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That's so good. You get like a kind of like
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little denial bubble, but I'm, I'm very aware that that's, I'm
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probably going to be like, oh, afterwards.
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Oh no, she's like 8 foot tall and a model like you're, you're,
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you're going to be great, right? Should we get into it?
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Talking of unhinged today's and divorces today's.
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Topic is unhinged and we've asked people just what is the
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most unhinged? Thing you've ever done after a
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breakup? Which is because that is when
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you really most people. Yeah, you're not derail.
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Yeah, well, you're not yourself. You don't.
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You're not you're. Not yourself.
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When you're hungry, you're not. Yourself when you're broken
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hearted, but it's yeah. And we had an overwhelming
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response. So what we do is we put them out
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onto Facebook. If you're following us on
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Facebook at Funny Old World at She's Not Funny or it's Sophie
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Craig at Johanna James and we ask you guys a question and then
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you respond and we we got over 4000 comments just on this
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particular one. It's a lot of us being unhinged.
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There's a lot of us being unhinged and we are in.
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And you know what? It's a safe space.
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We're just sharing these stories and we thought we'd share some
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of them with you today so we all feel less.
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Less unhinged, less like. Well, get all right.
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Yeah, at least I didn't do that, so you know what I mean.
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Also, if you did it, it's it's just, it's what it is.
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Safe space. Safe space.
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Safe space. So we've written into our diary,
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you might remember, dear Miss Nick Thief, where that all
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started with my letter to the local school paedophile and it
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just sort of caught on and that became our tagline.
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Dear Mr. Nicker Thief, do you like our diary?
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By the way, everyone, we've got a little diary.
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Dear, dear Diary. Dear Diary.
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Dear Mr. Nicker Thief. You do something, dear diary.
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OK team, tell us the most unhinged thing you've ever done
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after a breakup. Yeah, and we're not talking like
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rang him 12 times whilst I was drunk.
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We're talking like unhinged, slightly questionable, but also
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completely understandable. Yeah, it's a very safe space.
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Yeah. And we had a overwhelming
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response. I think it says that we had over
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4 1/2 thousand comments, so clearly it resonated and it
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kicked off some pretty interesting discussions.
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Dear Mr. Nick Thief, I took my ex's toothbrush, run it under
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the rim of the toilet, and then rinsed it off in the pea that
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was still in oh, and then put it back in the thing.
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That is discussed. That's the sort of thing they do
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in films. I didn't realise that was a
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thing we should. Probably score it as well on how
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unhinged it is because that's I'd say that's a classic.
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It's it's a classic. I've seen it done in a lot of
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films. I think that's probably where
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she might have been inspired. Is it she?
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It's a she. It's a classic but but but.
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I don't think it's that high on the unhingeometer, no.
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I'd give that a. Three.
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Yeah, sort of 2 1/2 three. 4 Actually, she dipped it in the P
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that was in the bottom of the bowl.
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Maybe that give? An extra half, a little extra
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half a .4. .5 Yeah, yeah. Wow.
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Do you want to do one? OK.
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Yeah. All right.
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OK dear Mr. Nika thief, this is this is a good one.
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When my mum's ex was found cheating, she let herself into
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his house and cut the crotch out of every pair of trousers he
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owned and then put defrosted prawns in all of his shoes.
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I've heard this before. I've heard that like people put
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him in the curtain poles like prawns.
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Yeah, just smelly I. Remember it well.
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She was a woman scorned Squand she was a woman.
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Squand. She was a woman scorned.
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Yeah, OK. She also hung a sign on his
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front door saying I am a lying cheating bastard in big letters.
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So the whole community saw it. Yeah.
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And he was a well respected Dr. in the community as well.
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So this wasn't great. See, The thing is, is that must
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feel amazing to get that done and to like put a sign up, but
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it's like it's really obvious it's you.
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This is a thing, so if you're gonna do something.
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Do it stealthy. Do it stealthy.
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I was a hair whisker away. Probably my most unhinged thing.
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I was a hair whisker away from filling an ex's motorbike tank
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with water. I remember and I had to tell you
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not to. Yeah.
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And I was, oh, I was so close. I mean, I even had a friend who
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was like, yes, let's do it and was like begging me on.
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Yeah. And I was like that, like.
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Good Angel and bad. Yeah, I was.
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Literally like do it, don't do it, do it, don't do it.
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And, and I didn't do it. And now I'm so glad I didn't do
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it because actually it looks better on me that I didn't do
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it. Yeah.
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And it's probably illegal to put.
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I mean highly. Dangerous for someone?
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Water in someones. Well, I think we just break the
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bike. Yeah, maybe a very expensive,
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but yeah, the best if you're feeling like you want revenge,
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very normal, very like I just want them to feel like pain or
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have some sort of like repercussion justice, justice
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warriors. But actually, the best justice
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that you can ever get, or the best, like revenge is rise above
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it until you don't care and live your life.
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And your life is your revenge. You just, like, blossoming.
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Exactly. This is it here, you know?
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Yeah. I did go and see a sidekick
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though. Is that unhinged?
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That's a little bit unhinged. OK, maybe that, but I went to
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see a sidekick and actually like, I spent a lot of money on
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therapy and everything and picking, learning.
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I read books and books and books and everything and like became
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super knowledgeable on the situation and what had happened
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to me and and everything because initially when it first
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happened, I was just like Blairt word vomit because I was like, I
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am done holding this in. And then but I didn't hadn't
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understood what happened. You know, a lot of therapy and
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then went to see the psychic and was like, that was what I
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needed. Like none of these books, none
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of this stuff. Like I went to see the psychic
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and I was like, this is the best thing that could have ever
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happened to me. The advice she gave me and what
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she told me like and she literally broke down the year
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like for me and month by month categorically everything she
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said would happen. Has happened.
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Has happened down to the date. She gave me dates and
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everything, and then you know, and she said to me, she's like,
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oh, your hips gonna go my hips. Gone.
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Yeah, it's, you know, physio for your hip, like, like.
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Down. To and you never knew this woman
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before. Never knew this woman.
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You walked into the room. But down to the T and like, so
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it wasn't just I went in for obviously, because it was in a
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really like awful place, But the amount of information that she
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gave me on things that happened previously and things that are
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going to happen. I just kind of it took a breath
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because I think that's the fear when like you have a breakup is
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like the unknown and then you spiral and you project this life
00:17:52
that they, you know, that you thought you wanted and that
00:17:54
they're probably doing now. And you sit after that.
00:17:59
I just sat and went, it's all right, I know what's coming.
00:18:03
And it's like, so maybe, maybe, maybe going to, I actually
00:18:06
recommend going to a psychic. Going to a psychic.
00:18:08
Rather than putting prawns in the the curtain poles.
00:18:13
Yeah, yeah. OK, this is fun, she said.
00:18:17
Right? Dear Miss Nick Thief, I wouldn't
00:18:19
say it's unhinged, but my narcissistic gaslighting ex hops
00:18:23
straight onto social media after we broke up trying to bait other
00:18:27
girls. One of the girls happened to be
00:18:29
one of my employees at work, so on a staff night out I
00:18:33
encouraged her to take the bait and I narrated a few responses
00:18:36
to send back to him. Like catch him.
00:18:39
Oh my God. After almost the entire evening
00:18:41
of getting him all excited that he'd found his next victim, we
00:18:44
ended the conversation with a selfie of us together flipping
00:18:47
the bird. He blocked us both.
00:18:50
Wow, that's not unhinged. She said it's not.
00:18:52
Unhinged. No, it's not, but it's good.
00:18:54
That's like that's a nice little bit of like closure a nice
00:18:59
teaching him and educating him. That's I'd say that's a one.
00:19:05
Oh, we didn't score the other one.
00:19:08
The prawns and the crops and then the thing on the door.
00:19:12
I'd say that's not quite unhinged.
00:19:14
I'd say that slight revenge. This sounds like a 2.
00:19:19
She's writing the toothbrush higher than the prawns in the
00:19:21
shoes and the crotches the crotchless trousers.
00:19:25
OK, here we go. He was heavily addicted to video
00:19:28
games so I took a hammer to his brand new PlayStation and every
00:19:32
controller he ever had. Technically they were mine
00:19:35
anyway as I bought them. Yeah.
00:19:38
Would would I do it again? No.
00:19:41
Well, hammer them, I'll buy them.
00:19:43
I would sell it and keep the money.
00:19:44
That's yeah. When you're out of the cloud of,
00:19:47
like, rage, you can think logistically and go, yeah, I
00:19:50
could have, just could. Have done with £400.
00:19:51
I could have bought myself. Was it a PS-5 Zark for
00:19:54
expanding? Yeah.
00:19:55
But it would have felt, oh, how good would it have felt, a rage?
00:19:59
Room, we spoke. Going to a rage, I tried to
00:20:01
take. You to a rage room?
00:20:02
Yeah, because I wasn't getting angry.
00:20:05
Yeah, you weren't. You weren't getting angry.
00:20:06
That was the scary part. You were very late to the anger.
00:20:10
I was, I was like. Bless everyone, mostly you.
00:20:16
That's probably the most unhinged thing that you did, was
00:20:20
like, bless him. No, don't, don't that's that's
00:20:26
not a well person. You weren't well, but that was
00:20:29
unhinged. We were all looking at you, all
00:20:30
of the all of the the support group.
00:20:32
Yeah, looking at you going. She's like, no, I wasn't, you're
00:20:37
not, but that's OK because I wasn't like I've learned a lot
00:20:41
since and uncovered a lot since. So it's a lot.
00:20:43
It's it's easier to actually to. But I do think there was a very
00:20:47
slight anger stage, but not for very long.
00:20:52
The rage. Bit the rage bit I kind of
00:20:54
bypassed though as well. So which I'm quite glad of
00:20:57
because I mean anger, but then anger is there too.
00:21:00
This is another thing as well. Like these things are good
00:21:02
because anger is there to protect you.
00:21:03
It tells you that like this is wrong.
00:21:06
And it's that sense of justice that you mentioned before, like
00:21:09
it's righteous anger. Anger is a good thing.
00:21:13
Like it's a good response. It's it's protective.
00:21:15
And sometimes when you don't have anger, like real anger,
00:21:19
like everybody can be reactive or blow up quickly or whatever,
00:21:22
but like real sense of like anger for yourself, it that's
00:21:27
when it's a bit. Worrying.
00:21:28
Do you know what? It makes total sense.
00:21:30
Just a different psychology here.
00:21:31
Anger. Is so good at this is the.
00:21:33
Part of you that loves you. That's it.
00:21:37
That's yeah. And because because when you get
00:21:39
angry, you go, I didn't deserve that.
00:21:41
Yeah, that's not fair. And when you get some angry
00:21:44
about what someone did, that's the part of you that is that
00:21:47
loves you and is trying to protect you and trying to fight
00:21:49
for you. Yeah.
00:21:50
And it makes total sense at that stage.
00:21:52
You didn't have anger because you.
00:21:53
Didn't had no love you worth? Yeah, you didn't love.
00:21:55
You. So yeah, you wouldn't be angry.
00:21:57
Yeah. Yeah.
00:21:58
And then only later when you started to like, love yourself
00:22:01
and find yourself, did you start to have the righteous anger
00:22:03
coming and going. Actually, that wasn't.
00:22:04
Fair. Oh, that was wrong.
00:22:06
This is this. This.
00:22:07
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And this is what's good.
00:22:09
Like these people clearly have got self risk as they're dipping
00:22:13
their prawns and the toothbrushes in my toilet.
00:22:16
They've got good self respect. Oh dear me, these are amazing.
00:22:23
We are doing this completely blind so we've never read these
00:22:27
before, so we're doing never live.
00:22:28
We've got our diary here. But we're doing it live for.
00:22:31
You. Yeah.
00:22:31
OK. So dear Miss Really good style.
00:22:37
Dear Miss Nicka Thief. I know someone.
00:22:40
OK, so she knows someone is this.
00:22:41
Oh, right. I was a man.
00:22:43
Oh, no, it's not. I know.
00:22:46
Start that again, dear Mr. Make a thief get my words out.
00:22:50
I know someone who unscrewed the lid of his Calvin Klein
00:22:53
aftershave and poured some urine into it.
00:22:55
I also know somebody else. Or they also know somebody else,
00:23:00
wink wink, who, when they were left to their own devices to
00:23:03
pack up their belongings and leave, took the passport out the
00:23:05
drawer, cut through the photo a few times before putting it back
00:23:08
in the drawer, then cut off the sleeve of every item in the
00:23:10
wardrobe which was facing the back.
00:23:13
Brilliant. That's brilliant.
00:23:15
You can't leave the country now, can you?
00:23:17
Yeah. That is a good.
00:23:18
One, Yeah, and that passports are a bitch and they're
00:23:22
expensive. And you can't.
00:23:24
And you can't go off on your little holiday.
00:23:26
Admin but but the P in the I mean, that's brilliant because
00:23:30
you wouldn't necessarily notice in a in a perfume, you'd be
00:23:34
spritzing yourself. With you with wee?
00:23:36
Yeah, just quick spritz of urine.
00:23:38
Yeah, I did see a really good one.
00:23:45
I did read a really good one once when we were putting this
00:23:48
out there to ask people. That one person, I think it
00:23:53
might be in a magazine or something or on a blog, I can't
00:23:55
quite remember. But one person, whilst their ex
00:23:58
is away on holiday, went to their house, put Crest seeds
00:24:03
through the door or put Crest seeds all through the couch.
00:24:06
Maybe they had a key or something, I can't quite
00:24:07
remember, but put Crest seeds all over the thing, wet the
00:24:11
floor and then when they came back off holiday it was a whole
00:24:13
floor of Crest. I mean that.
00:24:16
That's clever, that's good, that's funny.
00:24:18
You know what? Rather than because the obvious
00:24:21
thing is like we and poo, that's people go for like poo and we
00:24:24
destruction. Yeah.
00:24:25
But what I would do because I've also thought about doing this
00:24:29
glitter. Glitter.
00:24:32
Bomb, Yeah. Through the letterbox in a car
00:24:37
at home. You cannot get he will be or she
00:24:41
will be. Whoever your ex is, you cannot
00:24:43
get glitter out. It's everywhere and it stays
00:24:45
forever. The tiniest bit of glitter.
00:24:47
Yeah. So I would order.
00:24:49
Good glitter. Truckloaded really good sticky
00:24:51
glitter and I would glitter. Could imagine trying to Hoover
00:24:55
that out of a car. You took a glitter car forever.
00:24:58
Glitter car forever. Glitter house, glitter, carpet,
00:25:01
glitter for like, and every time you wash your clothes, you can't
00:25:04
wash glitter out. It's really.
00:25:05
So it's been glitter in your machine, the big sparkly prick.
00:25:08
So yeah, do you know what I mean?
00:25:10
Like, and just maybe like, that is a reminder of how sparkly I
00:25:16
am and you'll be missing glitter in your life.
00:25:20
So here you go. So yeah, I think glitter bomb
00:25:24
over over like poo and wigs. Poo and wig is quite easy to
00:25:26
clean up and quick once you find it.
00:25:28
It's not classy either, no. So let's think a little bit of
00:25:31
glitter. I mean a little bit of sparkle.
00:25:34
Dear Miss Nicker Thief, I sewed 3 week old pilchards.
00:25:39
It's the fish in the curtains again.
00:25:41
I saw I sewed 3 week old pilchards into an ex's curtain
00:25:44
linings and he couldn't locate the smell and ripped up all of
00:25:46
his flooring and that was rather satisfying.
00:25:51
That's the fish again, with the fish in the prawns.
00:25:53
Do you know what? Oh my God, now that I'm in the
00:25:55
mode of like thinking about it, I know what would be a really
00:25:58
good revenge thinking like homeowner thinking mature.
00:26:02
Like. Japanese knotweed, once that.
00:26:05
Japanese knotweed. That's.
00:26:07
That you cannot sell your house. You can't.
00:26:09
Sell financial ruin. Financial ruin.
00:26:13
I would plant Japanese knotweed in the property.
00:26:17
So mid 30s it's. Like the most.
00:26:20
Oh my God, what would you do? I'd tell you what I'd do.
00:26:22
I'd take some Japanese knotweed and I and I would and I would
00:26:27
and I would plant that round the proximity of his household.
00:26:30
I would ruin the equity of his finances with Japanese knotweed,
00:26:34
but that thinking outside the box.
00:26:36
Yeah. It's is it illegal to plant a
00:26:38
plant? Is it?
00:26:39
I don't. Know, I don't know.
00:26:40
I'm just with the nature green thumbs.
00:26:42
What we're going to do, what you're going to do about it.
00:26:43
So. I thought that would look quite
00:26:45
nice. I would.
00:26:45
Japanese knotweed. His house.
00:26:48
Japanese. Because you cannot, you cannot
00:26:50
sell it it. It's ridiculous.
00:26:53
So there we are. That's funny.
00:26:55
OK Dear Miss Nicka Thief when I was leaving our home because he
00:26:59
could have couldn't afford his own.
00:27:01
Oh my God, why can't I read? Dear Miss Nicka Thief when I was
00:27:04
leaving our home because he could afford it on his own and I
00:27:06
couldn't. I took every pair of scissors
00:27:08
with me, even nail scissors. A week later he rang me asking
00:27:11
if I'd taken off the scissors and I replied no.
00:27:13
Why on earth would I do a weird thing like that?
00:27:16
That's psychological, like warfare.
00:27:18
Yeah, she was small victory. Do you know what?
00:27:20
You. Really.
00:27:21
When you really need scissors, you need scissors.
00:27:24
It's it's a funny thing to take out of all the things in the
00:27:28
property that you could take, just all the pairs of scissors
00:27:30
she took. All the scissors, yeah.
00:27:33
Or do something like take all the fuses out of all of the
00:27:36
electrical. Yeah, there are better things
00:27:39
than scissors, but they're each to the room.
00:27:41
Oh, she she agrees. Each to the room.
00:27:45
What is the most unhinged thing? Oh, this is.
00:27:48
Quite unhinged. Oh, go on then.
00:27:50
Like OK dear Mr. Neck Thief, after a breakup I took my SIM
00:27:55
card out of my mobile and swallowed it so she couldn't
00:27:59
call me. Like that's what that's.
00:28:03
Unhinged. No, that's like an.
00:28:05
That's like an. 8 That's an 8 like out of all the pictures,
00:28:09
out of all the. Pictures and curtains and
00:28:11
Japanese knotweed. Yeah, that's a hinge.
00:28:13
That just cut it up. Maybe this.
00:28:15
Maybe this is the guy that didn't have scissors.
00:28:18
Yeah. This is the guy that didn't have
00:28:19
scissors. I've cracked it.
00:28:21
His ex has come on there. She's gone.
00:28:22
I've not got scissors and he's gone.
00:28:24
Well, I'll tell you what I needed them for to cut that SIM
00:28:26
card, and I couldn't, so I just swallowed it.
00:28:29
You do know that you cannot ring someone when you take the SIM
00:28:33
card out? Like, you can't just make a
00:28:34
phone call to a SIM card. Yeah, like, you don't need to
00:28:37
swallow it. Like medically I would not
00:28:39
advise. It's swallowing a Sims.
00:28:44
Explain the logic of that to me. I mean, it's to him it stopped.
00:28:49
Because you just take it out and it stops the yeah.
00:28:52
But the thing about putting it in the bin though, you can
00:28:54
always put it back in. So he was actually quite clever.
00:28:56
No, because you could. Just that's really blocking.
00:28:58
What you just have a poo and then it just comes out and if
00:29:01
you really. Want it back?
00:29:02
You can. Look for your SIM card.
00:29:04
That's I think I'm going to hedge a bet and I'm going to say
00:29:06
that's the guy that wanted the scissors.
00:29:08
Yeah. That's a that's a high scorer
00:29:13
for me, that is absolutely. That's the winner I mean to do.
00:29:17
Swallow a SIM card. Swallowing a SIM card so she
00:29:19
couldn't call? Great.
00:29:20
He wins. Congratulations.
00:29:23
You've won the most unhinged thing to do after a breakup.
00:29:26
Well done and you win nothing. A pair of scissors.
00:29:32
Oh, this is quite unhinged. Oh, hello.
00:29:34
OK, I called the chairman of the board of his country, of his
00:29:40
country, of his company, and I told him and his wife all about
00:29:46
the her ex which who was their CEO, what porn habits,
00:29:51
interests. She told the entire story to the
00:29:56
to the. Chairman of the board.
00:29:57
Do you know what? I've heard this before.
00:30:00
That's quite unhinged. I don't know if that is unhinged
00:30:03
because, well, hang on what the ex rang up?
00:30:07
Hang on, say that again. So this woman has caught her.
00:30:11
Her ex was the CEO of a company. So she called the chairman of
00:30:15
the board of that company and said FYI.
00:30:17
This is who he is. Your CEO did XYZ.
00:30:20
These are his porn habits and his interests.
00:30:23
Oh, that is unhinged. But do you know what then?
00:30:28
Yeah, there. Yeah, that's that's that's a
00:30:31
woman scorned. That is a woman that is a woman
00:30:33
scorned. I'd say that's about a six or
00:30:35
seven. That's high.
00:30:36
It doesn't. That scores not as high as SIM
00:30:37
card man SIM. Card Man.
00:30:39
Wins hands down. But calling the chairman of the
00:30:42
board of his company, Yeah. But I like that because when I
00:30:45
like that as a thing, when, when, when people troll online
00:30:50
or do hate speech or bullying and people or or do something
00:30:55
hinge online and people take it and then they send it to their
00:30:58
boss. I was like, yeah, kind of Fair,
00:31:02
yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:31:03
So I've seen that a lot on social media where, like you,
00:31:07
we, I've had hate before. You've had hate before, right?
00:31:10
But I've seen other creators, other people that work online or
00:31:12
other people that are in the public eye get abuse off these
00:31:16
people online. And then all you need to do is
00:31:18
go and look it up. And then just like, oh, OK, so
00:31:21
you work at so and so. Oh, OK.
00:31:22
And you're all. And sometimes some of these
00:31:24
people have like the most ridiculous things in their
00:31:27
thing, like awoken. Be kind to everybody.
00:31:29
And it's the ones that are. And it's just like, you're
00:31:32
actual. You're actually, yeah, you're
00:31:33
actually a Dick. Yeah.
00:31:36
And then you go on, oh, go back. By the way, this is the way that
00:31:39
this person is like sort of behaving out in the unmasked.
00:31:43
And this is this is like the face.
00:31:45
This is your company. There it is.
00:31:47
You're putting that like, so yeah, like I'm all for it.
00:31:49
If you're going to be a knob on the Internet to people, yeah,
00:31:53
then you know, and you're doing it publicly, be happy for that
00:31:57
to be shared and shown equally well that you work with.
00:32:00
Equally, I also say if say if you're going to be accountable,
00:32:03
if you're going to be a knob privately, that also is free
00:32:07
reign to tell people that like if you've done something
00:32:09
privately to me. Is it, is that also fair?
00:32:14
Yeah, it is also fair. It's.
00:32:15
Also fair, so I get is. That how dare you tell people
00:32:18
what I've done or who I am Like, no, that is what it is.
00:32:21
So. So, yeah, if you're going to be
00:32:23
a Dick on the Internet, you're going to get that.
00:32:26
She's going to ring the chairman of your company.
00:32:29
Yeah, like it's the consequences of of being a Dick in any in
00:32:33
private or the. Internet.
00:32:35
Thingy, like if people think they can get away with it
00:32:37
because it's behind a closed door or because it's on
00:32:40
someone's feet and it's not face to face.
00:32:42
I was like no, no, no, no, no. Yeah.
00:32:44
Like would you say that to somebody's face?
00:32:45
Yeah. You did it or you said it in any
00:32:48
capacity, you're going to get some unhinged reactions.
00:32:53
Oh, I really enjoyed those. Slightly feel smug, yeah.
00:32:59
What's the most unhinged thing you've ever done?
00:33:01
Obviously you nearly did the Petrel thing.
00:33:04
Oh, you didn't? Have I created Have I created a
00:33:07
fake profile in order to stalk someone?
00:33:12
I bet that's very me. Something I would have done.
00:33:18
Something I do. I feel like I would have been in
00:33:20
a space where I wanted to Snoop and.
00:33:22
Didn't. Oh my God, I reckon everybody's
00:33:24
done that. Yeah, I've had that happen to me
00:33:29
once by my very first boyfriend. But he created a fake account.
00:33:33
Yes, in order to test my loyalty.
00:33:36
What? So this was back in the day of
00:33:39
MSN. Yeah.
00:33:41
So I was on MSN, as you do every night.
00:33:43
You'd log on to your computer and you'd chat to everyone on
00:33:45
MSN. And this new person popped up
00:33:46
and started talking to me. And I was, you know, engaging
00:33:51
with it, but I didn't really know.
00:33:52
Turns out it was a guy who went to the same school as my
00:33:55
boyfriend. And so I was like, oh, and he
00:33:57
was saying that my boyfriend was cheating on me.
00:34:03
And then he, this guy tried to hit on me and I went, I'm sorry,
00:34:09
I don't believe you. I don't know who you are.
00:34:11
And also know, Meanwhile, I was talking to my boyfriend on MSN
00:34:15
as well. And I was telling him, relaying
00:34:18
him stuff. And I said, Gee, is there a guy
00:34:19
that goes to your school called like Colin Web?
00:34:21
And he went, yeah, but I'm not very good friends with him,
00:34:24
whatever. And then I told.
00:34:25
Him. Did you stay with him?
00:34:29
I eventually dumped him, but not I didn't.
00:34:30
I stayed with him after that. So yeah, but like, but he he
00:34:33
went and he was like, Oh no, that was me.
00:34:35
I was testing you. Well done.
00:34:37
You passed like you're loyal because fuck.
00:34:40
Because I didn't believe that when someone came up to me and
00:34:42
said that he cheated and also that.
00:34:46
So that's pretty unhinged. Mare in the bin like to go in
00:34:49
the bin, but that's to be fair, that's given me like very my
00:34:53
first boyfriend, but. It was like 15 and we were on
00:34:55
MSN. 15 that is that. Age, I think I actually felt, I
00:34:59
felt really smuggled myself that I passed because I was like.
00:35:03
Isn't that mad? I had like a loyalty test, but.
00:35:05
No, no, no, no, no, no. It should have been the absolute
00:35:07
opposite, like, like what are you doing?
00:35:10
Red flag. But here though.
00:35:11
But that's that's pretty psycho so.
00:35:14
Yeah, that is psycho. So that I testing deliberately
00:35:17
testing someone. Yeah, that's unhinged.
00:35:20
He scores a nine so. Ex.
00:35:23
My friend is up there with SIM card man.
00:35:26
SIM card man, Yeah. SIM card man.
00:35:30
SIM card man and Catfish Colin. Yeah.
00:35:35
Amazing. So one little thing that we want
00:35:37
to do at the end of every app is a little extra thing that's
00:35:41
we've got we've very sweetly named note to self, note to self
00:35:44
and we actually this is a really good theme for this week.
00:35:46
Talking of unhinged, we either are going to go back and we're
00:35:50
going to invite you guys to do the same.
00:35:51
We're going to go back to on this day, memories on Facebook
00:35:54
because there is nothing more unhinged and more cringe than
00:35:57
your Facebook memories. That's the statuses I used to
00:36:01
write like he he off to the shops to go and get some pancake
00:36:04
mix. He he or like just got out of
00:36:07
this and found a bag of how crazy am I found an unlike open
00:36:11
bag of quavers at the bottom of my bag.
00:36:12
Well, no, it's not like that, but like really like cringe
00:36:15
stuff like or equally as unhinged is the notes app in
00:36:22
your phone. There are some incredible notes
00:36:25
like and it ranges like from baby names to letters to random
00:36:29
people to like letters of scorn. Shopping lists.
00:36:32
Shopping lists, sketch ideas, passwords, Oh my God.
00:36:36
Like there is so much going on in that notes app.
00:36:39
So each week we're going to either give you a Facebook
00:36:41
memory and on this day or a notes app, just just divulge you
00:36:46
in a notes app. And then we want you guys to do
00:36:48
the same. Send in your random notes apps
00:36:50
and it can be anything or an on this day cringe Facebook status.
00:36:54
So, so Jay, you're going to go for a Facebook status on the
00:36:59
say, Facebook status or a little you're going to divulge you in a
00:37:01
little snake. Pane, I'm going to go.
00:37:03
I'm going to go for a sneak peek in the notes to see what the
00:37:06
hell. Good shout.
00:37:11
Oh, go on. That's really embarrassed,
00:37:13
really cringe. And which one called goals?
00:37:19
We have to hear this. But it's all just like gym
00:37:23
goals. Oh my God.
00:37:25
Yeah, we'll have your gym goals. I'm going to go right back to
00:37:28
the bottom of my My Notes app. That's really I'm I'm like
00:37:33
picking myself out my God. So my my gym goals that I wrote.
00:37:36
I don't even know when way back down in the list.
00:37:39
Goals tighten midriff. Tight tighten midriff How old
00:37:43
are you? Right mid late tighten midriff
00:37:47
don't even get ABS get a six pack tighten midriff.
00:37:51
Who uses that? It's.
00:37:56
So embarrassing myself. Tighten the midriff.
00:37:59
Tighten midriff and reveal the underlying muscles.
00:38:04
My God, is your name like Agatha?
00:38:08
Like what's going on? Reveal the underlying muscle to
00:38:13
lessen. Hang on.
00:38:14
No way. I love that.
00:38:15
It's like, I know there's muscle under that.
00:38:16
Yeah, I just need to tighten the midriff.
00:38:19
Tighten the midriff and reveal the underlying muscle. 2 is
00:38:23
lessen the back bra. Bulge the back bar brat.
00:38:28
Try saying that do I can't speak today.
00:38:31
Back bra. Back bra bulge number. 3 Flatten
00:38:36
the lower stomach. So tighten the midriff, flatten
00:38:38
the lower stomach, grow the thighs and shape the bum.
00:38:42
Oh, that's tricky to do all that at the same.
00:38:44
Time define the arms. And define define I'm.
00:38:48
Using like a lot of Voca did. You use ChatGPT.
00:38:52
These are my goals. I can't confirm I didn't didn't
00:38:56
do any of these goals. You did.
00:38:58
Eat well then I got pregnant and all all melted.
00:39:01
Eat at top nutrition for my hormones.
00:39:04
Eat at top nutrition. Top nutrition, not just improved
00:39:07
nutrition. And regulate period.
00:39:10
Eat well, regulate, period. That's about the only normal
00:39:13
thing you've said that none of that sounds like you.
00:39:15
But they were. My sounds like your.
00:39:16
Mum, they were my goals, which is, you know, And then it's next
00:39:22
to a shopping list of eggs, chopped tomatoes, Peppers,
00:39:26
cheese and dark chocolate. There we go.
00:39:28
Beautiful. I enjoyed that.
00:39:30
Enjoy. All right, I've gone right back
00:39:32
to the bottom of my notes. OK, go on.
00:39:34
OK, if we're going to do. Not at the beginning, OK.
00:39:36
Oh my God no. I feel like I've been so morbid
00:39:40
this entire podcast. Do we really want to go here?
00:39:42
What? Gone?
00:39:43
What is it? Oh my God, is it?
00:39:44
It's. After my dad had died.
00:39:47
What did you? Write.
00:39:48
I feel like we should top and tail the app.
00:39:49
Did you just write yourself? I don't know.
00:39:54
I don't know what this is. This is me.
00:39:56
Remain in anger and you'll get stuck.
00:39:59
OK, Now this feels quite poignant, what we're talking
00:40:01
about. OK, surrender to sadness and
00:40:04
you'll heal. Keep it real.
00:40:07
I'm sad. These sound like.
00:40:09
So what I've done is I've copied and pasted a quote that I've
00:40:12
quite I've liked and then I've annotated it basically and wrote
00:40:16
use it as like a prompt for a journal.
00:40:19
I'm sad, I'm sad. So you.
00:40:20
Just put in your notes I'm. Sad, I'm sad and that's all
00:40:22
about I seem to be able to feel at the moment.
00:40:25
I've lost what it is to feel something and I don't feel
00:40:27
anything. I'm not fun to be around.
00:40:28
I sound like a right listen to me this sorry guys, I've lost.
00:40:33
I'm not fun to be around. I can feel it and there's a huge
00:40:36
shift in me and my energy and the things I normally find joy
00:40:38
and just don't spark anything anymore.
00:40:39
But equally, nothing really scares me or excites me and I've
00:40:42
just hit a bit of a wall and I'm a bit numb.
00:40:45
So what I'm hearing from this is that you're feeling a lot and
00:40:49
nothing at the same. Time.
00:40:51
Yeah, it's amazing. I'm going to skip because it
00:40:54
goes on for a long, long time. Did.
00:40:56
You just sit and write this in your notes.
00:40:57
Yeah, so I do this quite often. Like I journal like because I'm
00:41:01
a verbal processor, right? So this goes on for ages and
00:41:04
ages about me being an autopilot body, body blam.
00:41:07
And I tell everybody all the time to surrender to their
00:41:09
feelings. You do.
00:41:12
We all learn from each other, grow with each other and telling
00:41:14
each other our stories. Oh my God, this feels really
00:41:16
poignant today. So this is me.
00:41:19
I'm a bit sad and for lots of reasons and I'm trying to move
00:41:21
through it, but also I'm just going to surrender to it, to
00:41:23
allow the anger to back off and let the healing start.
00:41:27
Well, note to self indeed. That top and tails, the whole
00:41:31
thing, I sound like I'm on the verge of a mental breakdown, but
00:41:34
I promise guys, I'm fine. I'm in a good place.
00:41:37
No, I am. I'm in a great place.
00:41:38
This. Is why you're in the mood for
00:41:40
this, but. But that was amazing.
00:41:42
Yeah. But that's it.
00:41:43
Thank you so much, everyone, for joining us again this time.
00:41:46
I've had a lovely time. It's been quite therapeutic.
00:41:49
I have. It's getting very hot in here.
00:41:52
All of a sudden. I'm feeling very warm.
00:41:53
It was warm. I've had a hot flush.
00:41:55
Hot flush. But yeah.
00:41:58
Great. We will.
00:41:59
Yeah. Thanks for joining if you're
00:42:00
still. Here, Yeah, if you're still
00:42:01
here, well. Done, and you can find us across
00:42:05
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00:42:06
Yeah. At, at, at.
00:42:09
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00:42:13
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00:42:15
And you can find us on all major streaming podcasts.
00:42:20
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00:42:23
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00:42:26
Yeah, where we're going to be asking.
00:42:28
Well, we're going to be handing the mic over to you guys and
00:42:30
then we're going to talk about the stuff that you provide us
00:42:31
with. Thank you so much for getting
00:42:33
involved because we, we could, we couldn't do this without.
00:42:35
No joining in. No, we need your journal
00:42:37
prompts. Right.
00:42:39
Yeah, Until next time. Peace out, take care, peace out.
00:42:42
Don't remain in anger. Oh.
00:42:49
My God, you've been listening to dear Miss Nick Thief.
00:42:55
If you want to get involved, then you can't.
00:42:57
There are a few ways you can do it.
00:42:59
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00:43:01
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00:43:04
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00:43:05
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00:43:06
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00:43:07
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00:43:22
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00:43:25
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00:43:29
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00:43:32
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00:43:34
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00:43:38
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00:43:40
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00:43:43
Might be too much, maybe. Thank you.