With season 1 wrapped like a dead pharaoh waiting to torment Abbot and Costello, Ramon takes time out of his busy schedule to update you on what's next from the House of Fear!
Ramon has more Terror Tapes to dig up and show you! Keep updated with us at @terrortapespod, share the episodes with friends and fiends and leave us a review on your preferred podcast app. And if you've done all of that and still want to support us in making the show then please consider donating!
Starring:
Ramon Fear as Himself
Quentin as Himself, RIP
Written by Alex Lynch and Sam Thomas
Editing by Alex Lynch and Odinn Orn Hilmarsson
Music and Sound by Odinn Orn Hilmarsson
Mixing by Odinn Orn Hilmarsson
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[00:00:00] DIGAS DON'T HAVE LUNSH TIME, SO NEED OF YOU! ON YOUR KEEP OR I'M MAKING YOU USE A BUCK AT A GILD. IT'S A JAKAMA WORKING OUT! Just 6 NOW, Quentin. Sorry Mr. Fair. Oh, hello. You joined me here in the middle of this exclusive and very chilly dude.
[00:00:18] But this isn't your ordinary dignow. Fuck Tony Robbins, THIS IS MY TERIDIG. I'm literally excavating the screens and a thousand nightmares from the ground via child labor to eventually pump directly into your ears. Yes, we've pulled every turner-tate from the Terrowel. Or have we?
[00:00:37] Because there are so many more wells that my house is structurally unsound. We've already begun digging down into my second Terrowel for future vehicles. Best of all, I live in a conservation area. Area of natural beauty. Haha, no. Not anymore.
[00:00:58] I'm beating off the National Trust with a stick. One I've locked from a listed tree. But enough about me, let's talk about you and what do you need? Like a mother of former to a senior accountant, you need more! Then move the rocks! Leonard! Pick up Quentin!
[00:01:17] He's still breathing your lazy tart. He's not finished, and neither are we. We're not laying low. There's plenty of fear. I didn't do you... You can still donate to the house of fear. Which will go towards us being able to finish this. Yeah! I can't logical dig.
[00:01:38] With a few tween casualties as possible. Go to ramonfear.com.bords-feed me and change your life. Forever. So, what's up in 2020 for? Well, along with the collapse of our government and the first recorded nuclear war. I will be giving you behind the curtain goodies
[00:02:00] and burn you tapes of be-sides. And one-offs. An audio experience that's ideal if your eyes have melted during the atomic war. We'll be divulging the filthy details about that. The tapes. Not the war. In your goss, but if you can't wait you sugar-hopped in patience,
[00:02:20] sprout this very Christmas on a 24th of December. Put Christ on house and get ready for the scorching second coming of my Christmas to red-time stories. The flinch and the dooms. A charming festive tale that definitely won't get me sued. Again. But honestly, guys, let's get real.
[00:02:45] A lot of you put your own hardened cash into season 1 via our crowd funder last year. That means nothing to me, but my minions at the house of fear would like you to know that we literally couldn't have done it without you. So here's to you, Mouton-Dil.
[00:03:02] If you miss me like an obsessive lover, then you can help fund our next trunch of tapes via ramonfear.com. Or it's not feed me. We have scripts, wallpaper, budgets and even the quiet exceptional official soundtrack of the series. That is, if you're a more traditional sort.
[00:03:25] Otherwise I'll do you some candid and revealing erotica from the Bureau of Fear or under 15 quid. And if your money burned away in the nuclear war, then subscribe to my monthly gold newsletter. It's free, like sleepybegan somewhat garden. Keep up the date on my movements.
[00:03:46] Through our social media channels, a terror tapes pod, leave us a review so I can prove it's all actually real. Unlike that dumb swan, eating mustard over there last but not least.
[00:03:59] And maybe the most important tell your friends if you have friends who don't have friends, tell the voices. Every last terror tape and more is available at my Palace of Futuroness. Ramonfear.com.
[00:04:14] So, when to Christmas Eve, keep the fear in your ear with Christmas cheer until the new year. Are we clear? Hmm. Mr. Feet, look what I found. Put that relic down question. Oh, nice. Does anyone know what no one exes is? No, I disillusioned one.
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