SPECIAL EPISODE: BEYOND THE LIMIT

[00:00:03] House of Fear presents Ramon Fears Terror Tapes. Tonight's episode, Beyond the Limit.

[00:00:18] We all love friends, don't we? But mostly we need to be drunk to enjoy them. And I refer to both the saccharine 1990s show with light homophobia and turkey wearing, and my actual friend Jupiter.

[00:00:31] But tell me this. Does alcohol truly aid a night out? Or does the night aid alcohol out?

[00:00:43] When you down that Archer's and condensed milk, that slow gin and custard, that Lamborghini Buna, are you winning? Or have you already died?

[00:00:56] Please pull up a chair. I'll pour you a pint of Stoat's Kidney and we can plunge into the murky, frothy amber depths. Let's see what lies beyond the limit.

[00:01:08] Good. You're here. Pull up a chair. Quickly though, people are starting to stare. I've got a tale for you. Something to chill the heart. Which in my case was broken by a gaslighting tart.

[00:01:40] The most terrifying night of my young life. A pub crawl brought on by the loss of my wife. A five foot one tyrant by the name of Glenda. The trigger for my morbid macabre.

[00:01:53] You see, I had a plan to catch. I'd hit the hard stuff and pass out in a ditch. Float round and through every tavern in town. Flout my dignity. Bring the place down.

[00:02:11] But not any old pub crawl. What I wanted the most was to crawl round the city and find me some ghosts. Only haunted watering holes would do. And in my ancient hometown, we had a few.

[00:02:27] We had goblins and ghouls and phasing hounds. Poltergeists, remnants and unholy grounds. There's nothing more grave than a haunt with barstools. So I set out alone in search of some ghouls.

[00:02:45] Just one little thing scuppered my plan. A self-help guru and a drink-addled man. The latter from work, known only as Crawley. His decision to join me was taken by...

[00:03:01] And the other one. I couldn't stand the least. A holistic piss-witch by the name of Denise. In my hour of need, Crawley answered my call.

[00:03:15] I just wish she hadn't brought Lady Goop on the crawl. A woman so taken with making me well. No idea she'd just purchased her ticket to hell.

[00:03:34] So there I sat, pub one, nursing a gin, in the haunted surrounds of the Eclipse Inn. I was on a ghost tour. Seven pubs in one night. Knowing the ex would have sharted in fright.

[00:03:50] I plucked up the courage to ask a barman called Hector what he knew about the resident spectre. His face grew dark and his mouth grew taut as he helped himself to a tawny port.

[00:04:03] Drunk for a penny. Dead drunk for two pence. Surely drinking on the job was a sackable offence.

[00:04:11] Either way, he went on, eyes glued to the floor. Oh, there's a spectre-ness, you can be sure. Order another. I'll tell you more. Tonight our burgers have free coleslaw.

[00:04:29] If you want to witness the ghastly creeper, I'd better go out back and get the innkeeper.

[00:04:36] I called after him as he began to wander. Please don't call me, miss. My name is Yolanda!

[00:04:46] She was here, with a piercing shriek. Her stupid face, her protruding beak. Honestly, Crawley, we'll get no peace being sold love eggs by the squawking Denise.

[00:05:00] I want you to know that you're not to blame.

[00:05:03] That's the first thing she said, before even giving her name. Sorry, who are you?

[00:05:09] I had to declare, in a tone that portrayed that I just didn't care.

[00:05:14] Some days you win, and some days you lose. Today, you will build the tomorrow you choose.

[00:05:23] I stared back at this chump. Is that meant to be profound? Then Crawley piped up.

[00:05:29] Nay fear, Yolanda. This is my round.

[00:05:32] Pink gin on some ice and hold the tonic.

[00:05:34] I've got some supplements that might help.

[00:05:37] Stop it! Put down the crystals and the bog myrtle cone, or I'll be sending you back to Om on your own.

[00:05:43] I'm sensing aggression. Let's make this more jolly. Mine's a Jagerbomb and a large pint of bolly.

[00:05:52] Crawley staggered off to further this folly.

[00:05:55] Wow! Your crazy cult must have shitloads of lolly.

[00:05:59] Then her eyes went blank. Of course, she was stoned.

[00:06:05] I don't want to see you die alone.

[00:06:10] What?

[00:06:11] What?

[00:06:11] She looked shocked and aghast, like she was lost in the past.

[00:06:15] She'd been off in a trance, but then it stopped pretty fast.

[00:06:18] What the fuck was that?

[00:06:20] I don't... I don't think I can say.

[00:06:23] I just need to know, Yolanda, that you are okay.

[00:06:28] I should have known that this snake was bound to twist my words and turn it around.

[00:06:33] The bullshit was back, like a welcoming friend, as she resumed her journey to a premature end.

[00:06:41] Pine of pink gin, firmly on the rocks.

[00:06:45] Perfect concoction for knocking off your socks.

[00:06:49] Budge up a little, if you're able.

[00:06:51] I think the landlord's coming to sit at our table.

[00:06:56] Elliot Byrne.

[00:06:57] A five-foot-two ginger with a face like an urn.

[00:07:01] His forgettable features, masked with specks, and the hipster's uniform of a jacket in checks.

[00:07:08] He must have been thirty, with a beard twice as old, and, oh my sweet Jesus, he wore jelly moulds.

[00:07:18] His thick-rimmed glasses and a vake to his lips, he declared himself master of the eclipse.

[00:07:24] It is haunted, he said, as his eyes became narrow.

[00:07:29] And this is a tale that will chill and will harrow.

[00:07:32] This pub has a spectre.

[00:07:35] A spirit most vile.

[00:07:37] A wandering aristocrat we call Lady Lyle.

[00:07:41] An unfortunate toff by the name of Alice.

[00:07:45] A man, executed for simply pissing off the palace.

[00:07:48] An innocent victim of a costly grudge held by the king and a bloody judge.

[00:07:56] Mrs Lyle was punished and they took her life, losing her head to the guillotine's knife.

[00:08:04] Crawley was gone.

[00:08:05] He was long past rat-arsed, having spent the day topping up on Buckfast.

[00:08:10] Your piss-head mates had far more than a nip.

[00:08:14] Be warned and beware of her ladyship.

[00:08:19] Elliot Byrne had a peculiar way.

[00:08:22] He told me of nightmares.

[00:08:24] He told me to pray.

[00:08:25] Of how he summoned demons in his spare hours.

[00:08:29] How he didn't drink a drop and preferred arranging flowers.

[00:08:32] And as our sobriety melted away, Elliot Byrne had this to say.

[00:08:40] You don't believe me.

[00:08:42] Come on, be honest.

[00:08:44] I just want proof before Crawley vomits.

[00:08:47] That's fine.

[00:08:48] Let's settle over this.

[00:08:50] When you get down from our attic, you'll be soaked in piss.

[00:08:54] Jesus Christ.

[00:08:57] Your juju's intense.

[00:09:00] Let's all just chill out with some Peruvian incense.

[00:09:06] Hmm.

[00:09:07] Take a right by the toilets, up by the stairwell, to Lady Lyle's room.

[00:09:12] And there you'll glimpse hell.

[00:09:14] Good Lady Alice.

[00:09:17] Stood by her bed.

[00:09:19] And under her armpit, her own screaming head.

[00:09:27] Spoiler alert.

[00:09:28] We did what he said.

[00:09:30] Two pink gins and caution had fled.

[00:09:34] So we crept up the stairs, with mounting dread,

[00:09:37] to enter the boudoir of the undead.

[00:09:43] Oh, Jesus!

[00:09:45] What in God's name is that smell?

[00:09:48] Denise, pass me the positivity gel.

[00:09:51] You calm down.

[00:09:52] Can you two stop bickering?

[00:09:53] Why the fuck's that life flickering?

[00:09:55] It's probably just a...

[00:09:56] What the hell was that?

[00:09:58] It's a rat!

[00:09:59] It's a rat!

[00:09:59] It's definitely a rat!

[00:10:01] Ah!

[00:10:02] There's something in the room.

[00:10:04] In a lovely dress.

[00:10:06] Strong shoulders.

[00:10:08] Good neck.

[00:10:09] But she's missing the rest!

[00:10:11] Oh, fuck!

[00:10:12] She's seen me!

[00:10:13] She's calling me in!

[00:10:14] You should go.

[00:10:16] What?

[00:10:16] What?

[00:10:17] Crawley!

[00:10:18] No!

[00:10:19] No!

[00:10:19] No!

[00:10:20] No!

[00:10:21] I should go.

[00:10:23] Oh.

[00:10:24] Her bonds on the bed.

[00:10:27] Her eyes so brown.

[00:10:30] The end is here.

[00:10:32] Please don't frown.

[00:10:33] It's a complex plot.

[00:10:35] And I just slow it down.

[00:10:40] Crawley!

[00:10:48] Time to go.

[00:10:49] I think that he's carked it.

[00:10:51] Why were you spouting all of that bullshit?

[00:10:55] What are you talking about?

[00:10:56] Are you taking the mick?

[00:10:58] Oh, God.

[00:10:59] I think I'm going to be...

[00:11:01] Ugh!

[00:11:02] Ugh!

[00:11:02] Was the legend true?

[00:11:09] Or was it all lies?

[00:11:11] I was so sure I'd seen Crawley's demise.

[00:11:15] So when I woke, there was real surprise to see Denise and the landlord staring into my eyes.

[00:11:22] Ah!

[00:11:23] Get your hands off me!

[00:11:24] I'm warning you!

[00:11:26] I know Tai Chi!

[00:11:28] Tranquillo, Yoli!

[00:11:30] Oh, don't despair!

[00:11:31] I was just rinsing the puke out of your hair.

[00:11:34] Where's Crawley?

[00:11:35] He left for the night in a disgraceful state.

[00:11:39] Where's this?

[00:11:40] Where's the girl with the freelance pate?

[00:11:43] You guys must have missed her.

[00:11:45] So we fled.

[00:11:46] We came to the Widdishins' arms instead.

[00:11:49] This place looks like a Victorian loo.

[00:11:52] Yeah, that's on purpose.

[00:11:54] They stripped the walls too.

[00:11:56] Yvette Fielding came here two years ago,

[00:11:59] filming another one of those ghost hunting shows.

[00:12:02] From outside it appears to be a student bar.

[00:12:05] But don't be fooled by its crude facade.

[00:12:09] Go to the kitchen, you and Denise.

[00:12:13] There you will meet a hideous beast.

[00:12:16] At 11pm, all return to campus.

[00:12:20] Because the hour before midnight belongs to the Grampus.

[00:12:26] A Christmas thing with the whips?

[00:12:28] No!

[00:12:29] That's the Grampus!

[00:12:31] Then for heaven's sake, what is a Grampus?

[00:12:34] Okay.

[00:12:35] I know you hate fish, so this might be a trigger.

[00:12:39] It's basically a dolphin, but much, much, much bigger.

[00:12:46] A fish?

[00:12:48] Less of a fish.

[00:12:49] More an agent of fear.

[00:12:51] They exorcised one from a tree in high clear.

[00:12:55] Ten sets of teeth in terrible rows.

[00:12:58] In the blink of an eye, it'll bite off your nose.

[00:13:02] It floats through the air like an unholy ripper.

[00:13:07] Wait, look!

[00:13:08] I checked Google.

[00:13:09] It does look like flipper.

[00:13:11] Fish are too slimy.

[00:13:12] They smell and they stare.

[00:13:15] There's no, no way you're getting me anywhere near there.

[00:13:19] You can both fuck off with your magical trout.

[00:13:22] This girl here is definitely out.

[00:13:25] Out.

[00:13:26] Spoiler alert.

[00:13:28] Though I hate all vertebrata, our all-knowing landlord knew how to barter.

[00:13:34] Six minutes in to my drinking binge, like a spell, I'm propelled to the Widdershin's kitchen.

[00:13:42] Denise, I know we've been through some stuff, and I know this is going to sound really tough.

[00:13:48] You don't know me, and I don't know you.

[00:13:50] This could be the gin.

[00:13:52] And the Jagerbombs, too.

[00:13:53] For Christ's sake, girl, don't you understand?

[00:13:57] This cult of yours is sleight of hand.

[00:14:00] They've hoovered your money and made you their brand.

[00:14:03] Long story short, it's a total scam.

[00:14:07] Do you even practice what you preach?

[00:14:10] Selling lemon-scented anal bleach?

[00:14:13] Instead of you offering me dried kelp, maybe you're the one that needs my help.

[00:14:19] Oh, come on.

[00:14:21] Not tonight.

[00:14:22] Someone turn on the goddamn lights.

[00:14:25] Don't look at her eyes.

[00:14:28] Oh, come on, girl.

[00:14:29] I can't see.

[00:14:30] Now's not the time to fuck with...

[00:14:41] Jesus Christ.

[00:14:42] I can't take any more.

[00:14:44] It was meant to take your ears.

[00:14:47] But where's your fucking jaw?

[00:14:50] Oh, no.

[00:14:51] Oh, no.

[00:14:52] This is hurting my brain.

[00:14:55] Why are the lights flickering again?

[00:14:58] I want my mum.

[00:15:00] It's not going to please her if I'm ripped apart next to an industrial freezer.

[00:15:05] She's dead.

[00:15:06] And something's swimming around her.

[00:15:09] It's that bloody diabolical flounder.

[00:15:13] Holy Moses.

[00:15:16] The room's starting to whirl.

[00:15:19] And I think I'm going to hurt...

[00:15:21] I awoke in yet another new inn.

[00:15:36] Just in time to see Elliot begin holding court to an old man called Wayne.

[00:15:41] About demons that could drive you utterly insane.

[00:15:45] Oh, Yolanda.

[00:15:47] Welcome back from the fog.

[00:15:49] I'm pretty sure you passed out in the ladies' bog.

[00:15:53] I was just telling old Wayne here that poor battered Denise finally went clear.

[00:16:00] So, I dumped her and her healing swag firmly in a Wessex cab.

[00:16:06] Was her jaw ripped clean away?

[00:16:09] If it was, then you need to say...

[00:16:14] Oh dear.

[00:16:15] I can get you a pot to spew in.

[00:16:18] Nobody should down pints of Mother's Ruin.

[00:16:21] I'm not freaking out.

[00:16:23] Not one bit.

[00:16:24] Feel free to feed us more harrowing shit.

[00:16:40] So, so.

[00:16:42] This pub's phantom's familiar to me.

[00:16:45] I've been summoning him since I was 23.

[00:16:48] The lesser mage would be making tragic blunders.

[00:16:53] But I've spent six months studying magic numbers.

[00:16:57] Wayne!

[00:16:59] Wayne!

[00:17:00] You're about to see the ripened fruits of my PhD.

[00:17:06] Renamed to George Jeffries after that awful judge bloke.

[00:17:10] But when I was a young student, it was the Royal Oak.

[00:17:14] It took me just all but a minute to conjure up my familiar spirit.

[00:17:21] With the head of a frog and the belly of a hog.

[00:17:25] The unearthly beast also barks like a dog.

[00:17:30] Now, I bring forth my animal totem.

[00:17:35] By ceremonially rubbing my magical scrotum.

[00:17:42] No more death.

[00:17:43] No more slashing.

[00:17:45] I can just about deal with a frog hog gate crashing.

[00:17:49] That's more like it.

[00:17:51] The spell's all done.

[00:17:53] This next school is spirits a whole lot of fun.

[00:17:57] He's so friendly, you won't even care.

[00:18:01] That he only feasts on pubic hair.

[00:18:05] Sprinkle around a circle of salt and...

[00:18:09] Hey, presto!

[00:18:12] We've got our final result!

[00:18:14] Yolanda, you don't even have to sing.

[00:18:18] For God's sake, stay in the magic ring!

[00:18:24] Yolanda Grant has no clue.

[00:18:27] Hmm.

[00:18:28] The dangers Elliot Byrne has wrought on you.

[00:18:33] This hipster would be cunning man.

[00:18:37] He's an agent of the beast.

[00:18:40] Satan.

[00:18:41] Why are your eyes melting?

[00:18:44] God, some people are just no helping.

[00:18:47] I think you can probably guess.

[00:19:05] I chucked up again.

[00:19:06] And passed out in the mess.

[00:19:08] So this time, with sick all over my top,

[00:19:13] I woke up, dazed, in my final stop.

[00:19:18] But this time I realised, with a nauseous groan,

[00:19:22] this was no pub.

[00:19:24] It was.

[00:19:31] Cards on the table.

[00:19:32] I'm proper shit scared.

[00:19:35] But they warned me about you.

[00:19:37] I'm now prepared.

[00:19:40] So come on then, Byrne.

[00:19:43] If that's your name.

[00:19:45] Come and bring your evil endgame.

[00:19:53] Ribbit.

[00:19:56] It is I, Frog.

[00:19:59] As that idiot named me.

[00:20:01] I'm not here for you.

[00:20:03] Are you crazy?

[00:20:04] I've been trapped here with him for 25 years.

[00:20:09] Listening to all his anodyne fears.

[00:20:14] Ribbit.

[00:20:16] Weren't those awful customers rude?

[00:20:19] Where can he get his vegan food?

[00:20:22] Who, oh who, is the latest ghost?

[00:20:26] Is he enough of a malevolent toast?

[00:20:29] Even his house was haunted,

[00:20:31] which he bought on a rim.

[00:20:33] In.

[00:20:34] Watercress Cottage was once Watercress Inn.

[00:20:38] Built on old ley lines.

[00:20:41] Horribly dishevelled.

[00:20:43] I mean, come on.

[00:20:45] I'm obviously the devil.

[00:20:48] I'm still not feeling very well.

[00:20:50] But I can't state enough.

[00:20:53] Don't drag me to hell.

[00:20:55] This satanic knees-up has knocked me for six.

[00:20:59] It can't end in the drink of the River Styx.

[00:21:02] Oh, ribbit.

[00:21:05] You're brighter than him, but not a lot.

[00:21:08] You're going somewhere, but not my spot.

[00:21:12] You're owed a hearty thank you for me.

[00:21:15] When you broke the circle, you set me free.

[00:21:19] Before I slink back to nice, warm hell,

[00:21:23] I have one final thing to tell.

[00:21:30] You're a woman who's seen so many apparitions.

[00:21:36] I'm surprised you didn't grasp your condition.

[00:21:40] Goodbye, Yolanda Grant.

[00:21:42] You think you're wasted, but you aren't.

[00:21:45] You're not wasted.

[00:21:48] You're not wasted.

[00:21:50] If anything, your arse is ghosted.

[00:21:54] You're not even off your head.

[00:21:57] Oh, Yolanda.

[00:21:59] You're actually...

[00:22:01] Dead.

[00:22:01] Dead.

[00:22:02] And I had been for a while.

[00:22:06] I should have worked it out.

[00:22:08] We were all killed by Lady Lyle.

[00:22:12] Last orders.

[00:22:14] The afterlife's about to begin.

[00:22:17] Following my pub crew

[00:22:19] at the Eclipse Inn.

[00:22:27] Oh, fuck.

[00:22:28] I mixed up my measures.

[00:22:30] You can really taste the stout and the turmeric.

[00:22:36] My immune system feels fantastic.

[00:22:40] But I'm blind.

[00:22:41] Oh, fuck.

[00:22:44] Oh.

[00:22:45] Ramon, you certainly have a robust bladder.

[00:22:49] You've been drinking since four.

[00:22:51] And it's now three.

[00:22:52] Time is just a construct.

[00:22:54] Using a jug, not a glass.

[00:22:56] You've not gone once.

[00:22:58] It's just very dark, Jeans.

[00:23:00] I smell like an outdoor lift.

[00:23:03] Well, for anyone else who drinks antisocially

[00:23:06] or just likes urinating,

[00:23:08] those magic people at Langrages

[00:23:10] have come up with a wizard solution.

[00:23:13] Wizards?

[00:23:13] Where?

[00:23:14] Fetch me my branch!

[00:23:16] With new Langrages immersive port-a-loos.

[00:23:19] Ah, wordplay.

[00:23:21] I see.

[00:23:22] Hey, everyone's a comic.

[00:23:25] Over to you, Master Rep.

[00:23:31] Oh, God.

[00:23:34] Thanks, Lisa.

[00:23:36] Ah!

[00:23:39] That hurts!

[00:23:40] I'm not!

[00:23:41] I'm not okay!

[00:23:42] Take, team!

[00:23:43] Take me to the nurse!

[00:23:45] Thanks, Malcolm.

[00:23:46] That was horrid.

[00:23:47] But not as horrid as the First World War.

[00:23:49] Don't believe me?

[00:23:50] Well, you don't matter with new Langrages immersive port-a-loos.

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[00:23:59] Turn their poppy field into your ploppy field

[00:24:02] and understand suffering as you relieve yourself in the no-man's land of our unisex bath box.

[00:24:08] Still not convinced?

[00:24:10] Well, let's hear from our happy customers.

[00:24:14] Great!

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[00:24:25] Smell more gas than Wilfred Owen.

[00:24:28] Coming in August, the bombing of Dresden, Operation Barbarossa, and the Suez Canal Crisis.

[00:24:36] Or should we say, the Suez Canal Crisis.

[00:24:40] Ha!

[00:24:42] Oh, can someone check on Malcolm?

[00:24:44] Oh, oh, God, Malcolm.

[00:24:46] It's- I can see it.

[00:24:49] Things can fill the void.

[00:24:53] Choose languages.

[00:25:02] Okay, we need to rethink our contract with them.

[00:25:05] Not with your tax bills.

[00:25:07] Fair point.

[00:25:09] On that note, I'm going to go to sleep on this floor.

[00:25:12] As soon as it stops spinning...

[00:25:17] How do you stop it?

[00:25:18] You can't.

[00:25:19] It's on a motor.

[00:25:21] Are those alligators?

[00:25:23] They're not crocodiles.

[00:25:26] Until the next crack of our...

[00:25:28] Until the next crack of ice...

[00:25:31] Don't forget the hair of the dog.

[00:25:33] Or the eyes.

[00:25:35] Or the snout.

[00:25:37] It's for life.

[00:25:39] Begone.

[00:26:07] Oh, God.

[00:26:10] Do we have time to do another tip?

[00:26:15] Coming soon from House of Fair Pictures.

[00:26:23] This summer...

[00:26:26] There are some things worse than death.

[00:26:30] Worse than incontinence.

[00:26:34] Worse than impotence.

[00:26:38] This summer...

[00:26:39] Stay out of the factory.

[00:26:42] I hate this place.

[00:26:44] Who...

[00:26:44] Who's there?

[00:26:46] Stay out of the spotlights.

[00:26:49] I just want to dance.

[00:26:51] It is a nun's vocation to suffer.

[00:26:54] No.

[00:26:54] No.

[00:26:55] No.

[00:26:56] No.

[00:26:56] No.

[00:26:56] No.

[00:26:56] This summer...

[00:26:58] I don't believe in prophecies.

[00:27:01] It's the one story you won't see on the 10 o'clock news.

[00:27:08] Oh, bloody hell.

[00:27:09] Michael?

[00:27:10] Who calls their monkey Michael?

[00:27:14] Michael?

[00:27:14] Mind the window!

[00:27:16] This summer...

[00:27:18] Pray for...

[00:27:20] Winter.

[00:27:21] That's not snore.

[00:27:26] Oh, Jesus Christ, Michael.

[00:27:28] I don't believe in Gibbons.

[00:27:32] Michael?

[00:27:33] Mind the window!

[00:27:35] The disruptor.

[00:27:38] We can never be together.

[00:27:40] The disruptor.

[00:27:43] Not the glass factory!

[00:28:04] It is a nun's vocation to suffer.

[00:28:09] Mainly suffer.

[00:28:10] You have been listening to Beyond the Limit.

[00:28:22] Now for the credits, where I tell you who was in it.

[00:28:26] Roll call Ramon Fear leading up the pack.

[00:28:30] Featuring Amy Roxson and Mariam Hack.

[00:28:34] Not forgetting Adam Courting and Alex Lynch too.

[00:28:38] Plus other spooky voices.

[00:28:40] And there were quite a few.

[00:28:43] The disruptor sporting cameos as rapid as a sniper.

[00:28:47] And for languages, Daniela Agredo Piper.

[00:28:52] All words and rhymes scribbled in a cinch.

[00:28:56] By deranged maniacs S. Thomas and A. Lynch.

[00:29:01] Composer who as well soundscaped throughout the night.

[00:29:06] One Odin Orn Hilmarsson.

[00:29:08] Our sorcerer of fright.

[00:29:11] Production team Alex, Sam and Odin were across this.

[00:29:15] And finally to complete the unit, Alexandra Morris.

[00:29:21] Producing and directing the noises in your ear.

[00:29:24] These harbingers of terror.

[00:29:27] Known as the House of Fear.

[00:29:29] But just before you stop the tape.

[00:29:32] We ask you please to share.

[00:29:34] And rate, review, like, subscribe.

[00:29:37] That is.

[00:29:38] If.

[00:29:39] You.

[00:29:40] Dare.

[00:29:43] This show is part of Podomity.

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